You Have To Win Arcade Games, Or You Die

The Coin Game is an arcade survival game. If you don't win on claw machines, you die of hunger
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Music is Stardew Valley - Natures Crescendo.

[@nicolasa.3192]

Imagine watching a kid keel over in the middle of the grocery store as he shouts for a microwave

[@The_Serious_Chicken]

RT in a nutshell

[@bharatsachdeva6683]

Please, give me the food for free, I swear I’ll pay you back later, please I don’t have long to liv-

[@vibevizier6512]

I think he just passes out, but its still fucking hilarious

[@blehmeh9889]

Honestly, I think this game is amazing material for a horror game or an SCP or something. Imagine just one day waking up on this remote island where your only contact with other intelligent creatures is these strange, discordant, oddball robots who seem to sometimes say stuff, and your only way to make money to buy food is to play these arcade games or scavenge for scraps, and if you start suffering or starving or you get hit by a car or something, the robots just leave you there and ignore you, following their carefully programmed subroutines instruction by instruction. The developer should hire a team and make a sequel where he goes all out on the horror aspect of this scenario.

[@cormey8772]

blehmeh98 how does that have anything to do with scp

[@agraeyday8117]

These clips don't do justice to just how much time he spent destroying the store, clawing for cows, and dragging his mother bot up the stairs. Nor how many times he got hit by a car. This game was wild but very slow paced and I loved it.

[@RiderLeangle2]

I also feel like there's a severe lack of yelling "SCRATCH TICKET!" every time he found one unscratched as he desperately scavenged for money to survive.

[@cerestrial8591]

This game might as well be named CallMeKevin simulator with how many times you got hit by a car

[@idaliavaldez5945]

This is a curse comment

[@VeryTori]

I was thinking that Dan has become Kevin in this video lol.

[@Emihana]

Oof

[@metalslum]

@callmekevin

[@minimalgrammar1276]

I don't get the joke lol.

[@isabelamelo7155]

"Why is there a duck here?" Two seconds later: "I was gonna cook the duck" Ah yes, chaotic evil, RT's true form

[@Nightweaver1]

Too bad that was a goose. He could have used the "your goose is cooked" line, too.

[@clarity4750]

all right but kevin is chaotic evil

[@The_Serious_Chicken]

**10 minutes later** “Ima put this duck in the claw machine

[@asnailwithpizza9724]

I think RT is more Neutral Evil, Kevin's got the Chaotic Evil line.

[@rajansekhar3750]

Ok jack is chaotic good, rt is chaotic neutral and Kevin is chaotic evil

[@astolenusername7687]

being honest, that is the most civil goose i’ve ever seen

[@trickshot646]

Perhaps peace was an option after all

[@drewwagner5227]

We are people too

[@leancrafter]

lol its a mallard

[@leancrafter]

very epic

[@calvin8284]

Not until you put a sandwich on the floor lol

[@daandanx]

"Mom, let's go to the arcade!!" "No honey, you will in fact die in there..."

[@captainpenguin1102]

"Eat junk food to stay healthy" Ah yes logic

[@smittoria]

healthier than starvation at least

[@blackgayman]

@@smittoria r/technicallythetruth

[@CeHee123]

The thing is when food gives health in games its usually the food with highest calories that give the most health.

[@smittoria]

@@CeHee123 let's start a petition to change health in games to "life fuel"

[@adamking2207]

Captain Penguin Helth

[@PaleGhost69]

"I just feel so defeated..." **Drives into Bus' path** I felt that.

[@ghidorah4695]

*Goes to the arcade * ah yes im gonna have so much fun- *Current Objective:* *SURVIVE*

[@nerdebrief149]

*Halo Reach intensifies*

[@Trident_Gaming03]

"What's the worst that could happen" **Ad plays for the Army**

[@Alexander.0671]

Fun Fact: in John's Pass, Flordia, there is a claw machine with live lobsters, if you win one the nearby restaurant will cook it for free.

[@thatguyintherain3168]

How very Florida that is

[@iexistasaconstruct]

Or, hear me out, now. Pet lobster.

[@noizepusher7594]

How many laws does that break?!

[@Alexander.0671]

@@noizepusher7594 none, a similar one was on an episode of kitchen nightmares, and that was in new york state

[@killeronetwothree5253]

RT: mom let's get you back to bed Mom: reality is a lie just like this wall see you in 10 years my child

[@edwardw214]

this needs more likes

[@killeronetwothree5253]

@@edwardw214 yes this might also be my fastest growing comment in ages lol

[@declassypotato6660]

RT: “okay see you later mom”

[@seansean792]

"This child died of malnutrition in junk food" but sir I was hit by a car- "YEAH AND YOU WOULD'VE SURVIVED IF YOU ATE YOUR CHEETOS TIMMY!" Junk food let's you shrug off getting hit by trucks. The real power of mtn dew flavored doritos combined with hot cheetos: Death.

[@hiimcrazyfordrwho]

So that's how Kevin did it

[@Infinite_Archive]

It's the direct opposite of your parents blaming your headache on your phone or whatever.

[@MrCatstache151]

Who knew arcades could be such a hostile environment oh my god

[@nicolasa.3192]

Without emergency rations and a means to protect yourself, tribes of 8 year olds will punk you for your nonexistent lunch money and you will surely perish within sight of a dirty bathroom with a faucet that is plugged by an unidentified substance thus making it useless for sanitation and only adding to the plague rng.

[@TheEmeraldWolf8]

Alternatively: An Irish man constantly fuels his gambling addiction with a virtual Willy Wonka slot machine game.

[@K1ttyGam3r]

And gets hit by several cars

[@sbhatcher]

Wins the biggest prize in the machine worth $50, instantly wastes it on worthless rides at the carnival

[@sbhatcher]

This is most amazing because that prize is only like a 5% chance to win even with perfect timing thanks to lag

[@CiromBreeze]

​@@sbhatcherSo easier than the actual machine, then

[@SirBlueberries]

Omg, I got an ad right as the dropper came down! “What’s the worst that can happen?” Two 15sec non-skipable ads

[@sam4gaming135]

Me too I got that cromebook ad ( honestly it doesn't look bad but the ads make me never want to buy it)

[@subnormality5854]

Get AdBlock Plus, life's too short for watching commercials

[@diobrando2845]

Subnormality Or better, get Ublock Origin.

[@jaydeleon8094]

at least it wasnt those 30 min ads that get set to unskippable.

[@imperatorsael9086]

same here! it was perfect timing

[@jochenau9164]

RT: "Come on, Mom, let's get you back to bed." Elderly robot mom: *drifts ethereally into the wardrobe* Me: Is her bedroom in Narnia?

[@charcoalangel7536]

Probably.

[@The_Serious_Chicken]

Nah it’s where she keeps her noose so she doesn’t have to live with him

[@Hallowmas]

I'm pretty sure this came out yesterday and then was immediately deleted.

[@cageskull]

Not immediately I watched it

[@da_rain1113]

Yeah me to I looked at this then I was like “I watched this yesterday didn’t I?”

[@thatoneguyoudontlike]

Yeah this is hurting my brain

[@statelyelms]

Yeah, I watched this yesterday.. must've just done some editing, I guess

[@valsonder]

i was wondering where it went

[@licelicebaby194]

Fun fact: Jerma played dizzy bird for like 20 minutes.

[@theplaguedoctor142]

20 minutes? More like half the stream

[@BigR.O.B.]

Try like 5 hours

[@theotherlogan-1638]

The British jerma bootleg

[@Rct3master44]

@@theotherlogan-1638 how dare you

[@jake1316]

2 hours. Psycho.

[@GreenCorgiQueen]

I didn't expect to laugh this much at an arcade simular. I'm impressed

[@pandequeso]

Is not the game, is Rt

[@GreenCorgiQueen]

@@pandequeso this is absolutely true

[@umbrellaeyethingguy4665]

@@pandequeso the game is actually quite good tho

[@pandequeso]

@@umbrellaeyethingguy4665 also tru

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

"Where are your parents? "Wouldn't you like to know, arcade boy?"

[@bensantos2703]

1:19 RT doing his best Call Me Kevin Impression

[@Alph024]

'Whats the worst that can happen' And less than a millisecond before impact, an ad plays. I applaud you mr irish man.

[@jaxynstroh]

When you so early that you saw this video yesterday

[@ORelic]

I was wondering about that

[@shuckles102]

@@ORelic yeah did he reupload or something

[@ORelic]

Logan Lame I think it was more of a schedule thing. He might’ve had this ready to upload today, but it uploaded when he got it ready.

[@seantaggart7382]

Yeah

[@The_Serious_Chicken]

When your so late you are a day late

[@Mofreak1]

“mum let’s get you back to bed” mum: **this physical form limits me**

[@andrewsorvillo-cucinotta6428]

“You have to win games, or you die” So, being in the esports industry?

[@lesigh3410]

So, being in the KZbin industry?

[@psyducktective]

Nah in KZbin you don’t have to win the games, you can just as well lose them in an entertaining way

[@lesigh3410]

@@psyducktective that's fair lol

[@livispuzzled]

*looks at goose* “why is there a duck”

[@rthwip]

i love it when there is such cheery music in the background while RT is just acting chaotic for the sake of it.

[@JBloise]

This is it, this is the RT that made me laugh my ass off when I first watched the Sims 3 videos, so glad he's doing whatever he wants again, because that's what he does best

[@harrisonwilson5319]

Never thought I’d see the day when RT was the victim of a hit and run, not the hitter.

[@Nightweaver1]

Somehow the Stardew Valley music in the background makes this even funnier.

[@TurangaNibbler]

Nightweaver20xx I was so confused by it!

[@pinkula]

"What's the worst that could happen?" he says. "Cut to a midroll ad," KZbin says

[@Tech_Stomper]

I was expecting a Skyrim meme "hey you are awake" when you got crushed by that dropper XD

[@oranjethefox8725]

When you wanna play arcade games but the first thing you see is called survival mode....

[@cypher_302]

Someone stole ur comment

[@cypher_302]

A bot reposted it 40 minutes after u posted this

[@oranjethefox8725]

@@cypher_302 srsly, ffs lmao

[@creppruby]

1:17 CallMeKevin in 2016 after walking out of a movie theater.

[@manakmishra]

Its gambling time

[@tomfoolery2885]

He knows how to play but not how to stop

[@mrbuttons8492]

Aw yeah

[@mpg01]

True gamers remember when this was uploaded yesterday and then deleted shortly afterwards.

[@thegoon9876]

It got deleted while I was watching and KZbin crashed lmao

[@MrPoke]

why was it though?

[@apineapple9471]

I thought I was going crazy

[@andrewlawler8306]

Getting a duck from a claw machine is one thing, but getting a hamster from a coin pusher is another

[@drantigon]

This game is a pretty accurate simulation of a gambling addiction

[@cedarnomad]

RT: I am going to try playing more layed back and relaxing games because I am dealing with anxiety. Also RT: IF YOU LOSE IN ARCADE GAMES YOU DIE.

[@WarDoctor42]

The R in RTGame stands for Reupload

[@Vyolenthings]

Yeah

[@legacystorms3378]

Reupload Te Games

[@Elomentoplayz]

@@Vyolenthings i watched the old one

[@Vyolenthings]

@@Elomentoplayz Same

[@hunterfogleman7443]

RTgame aka Reupload the game

[@pavlotretiakov2130]

6:02 RT: What's the worse thing that can happen? KZbin: *Plays Leroy Merlin add*

[@citizen_grub4171]

I got RAID: Shadow Legend'd.

[@onyxtay7246]

This game makes me nostalgic for a childhood I never had.

[@goosle]

Finally, I've been looking forward to this since he privated the previous one.

[@ShevkoMore]

3:26 is that you or do you know him?

[@goosle]

@@ShevkoMore oh that's Adam! I was wondering where he went this morning!

[@ShevkoMore]

@@goosle Did he say why he was in an apartment with a human? Because that is weird if you ask me...

[@goosle]

@@ShevkoMore no he just up and left one day, he's kind of demented and has the bird equivelent of dementia and scritsofenia

[@ShevkoMore]

@@goosle ok. Analysis ended. Thank you for the information provided. script ended with exit code _

[@QyfieK]

The title is just my life motto.

[@nuttersgaming6177]

"Play till ya dead" -some gamer

[@aineptune2658]

"Where's the goose?!?" -Untitled goose game residents

[@jakem7982]

HE DID IT HE FINALLY TIMED THE SPLOOSH SOUND EFFECT

[@Chewyychuuu]

I come back to this video every time I'm feeling down. It just makes me feel sm better :) thank you RT

[@cody4783]

'TV dinners and Bandaids in the claw machine' Honestly just sounds like something I'd actually find in a UFO Catcher in a Japanese arcade. Legit won some soft drinks in one once, and saw cup ramen and snacks in others...

[@Jasper6522]

I’ve already seen this RT, was this a reupload from yesterday?

[@ethaniscool6965]

Same I think he didn't mean to upload it yesterday

[@KANNA-CHAN]

yes its the same i can confirm

[@berend213]

Yup i watched it and then i was very confused about where the video went

[@stonexl]

Only OGs remember watching this yesterday.

[@Incoherents_]

RT: imagine being a kid with 50 dollars *insert the rest of the funny haha joke here* Me a ten year old that had over a hundred pounds: I feel like i am being called out, but in a wrong way because i straight up bought v4flower

[@Brunoswag04]

"Whats the worst that could happen" *Cuts to AD* You sly bastard

[@TheRealMinimarsh]

Could've sworn I watched this yesterday

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

Rt had fun. I therefore am also entertained.

[@shatterednova_]

People with notifications on: Hey I've seen this one. It's a classic. People with notifications off: What do you mean you've seen it. It's brand new!

[@someincubuswithamustache7258]

I remember the first time this video was released...it was a magical day with TWO RT uploads

[@Toby-Wan-Kenobi]

6:03 Perfect ad placement.

[@aftokrator2116]

last time i was this early the snake in the garden of eden was just a baby

[@Vyolenthings]

I Watched This Yesterday XD

[@Zeusaroonee]

Jokes on you, the video was up a day ago then deleted, so your NOT early

[@dorianredding9011]

Okay god

[@haylemoo]

Eh sure I’ll watch this over again- I mean, totally didn’t watch it when it was accidentally uploaded last night 😉

[@jaxkats5371]

This really feels like the old you, I'm glad you're finally having fun and doing what you enjoy again. Keep it up!!

[@koboldking2218]

The moment the hellivator squished him, KZbin suddenly crashed, and I just burst into laughter.

[@LordChristoff]

1:16, at least you know how CallMeKevin feels now.

[@Swif1y]

I remember when this video was on the channel yesterday.

[@Joyful_Traitor]

He is trying to prove he is secretly Kevin

[@leongmunlok369]

i remember brutalmoose review this gane back when he was still doing videogame reviews. Glad that rtgaming is playing this game :)

[@laughingfox1606]

"hey, I've seen this one before"

[@JayTohab]

DEJA VU

[@drantigon]

This seems like an accurate representation of my life

[@downwordspiralofpiss]

I can't believe they made a game that accurately depicts my life before quarantine

[@jacobredfield1386]

You sir have a way of bringing smiles to our faces and making the most of any situation- even when its the apocalypse and you are the last human on earth, enslaved by robots and left to survive by trading in arcade tickets for frozen meals.

[@juansnowgaming]

This game looks terrible I love it You’re a huge inspiration to me and my gaming channel

[@austinreed5805]

Why do all of the people look like bowling pins?

[@CiromBreeze]

Because if you throw a ball at them, they fall down

[@ajserrano56]

Everyone except the player are robots. That' s why.

[@sparkaward]

This video is an RTGame classic.

[@Ningy909]

5:51 my childhood amusement park has had one of those as long as I can remember. The best part is learning how to unlock the safety cage on your own.

[@fork8411]

Why tf would there be a survival

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa4545]

Why not is the real question

[@bobthebobman7457]

“You have to win arcade games, or you die” So do you mean normal arcades?

[@toothcruncher]

i had the worst day imaginable today, and this video managed to make me smile and laugh when i thought it’d be impossible. thank you so much for that

[@witherbomb47]

RT, I'm loving this new content! Keep doing what YOU want.

[@tamikiatibbs]

The dislikes are the people who didn't get 50 dollars for headphones.

[@ironicugandan5826]

Looks like it's also a "Call me Kevin simulator".

[@Scalynko]

that midroll ad at 6:04 is so well timed

[@DrJay1234]

RT: What's the worse that could happen? Jeep: HEY HERE IS AN AD!

[@levelfive7662]

Imagine this: you are an airsoft enthusiast, this day you see a new face into the players: an grown attractive Irish man using white trainers, he is on your team. Also he mentions that is his first time playing. Later, in the game you seen how the enemies are shooting the Irish man, he starts to run but one of his shoes get stuck into the terrain, he falls into the mud, while he is trying to get up the enemies are shooting at him, he gets up with only one shoe and he start running and screaming.

[@MogoPrime]

Someone get Josh from Let's Game It Out on this game, he'll utterly ruin this thing in the dumbest way

[@bengal4047]

YES

[@me-dc8pj]

Or GrayStillPlays

[@Klick404]

I’m glad these videos are back up

[@alexanderendrizzi462]

the ad placement at 6:04 is TOP notch

[@thewinter_]

this was uploaded yesterday! I've seen this already and then you deleted it?? what happened dan

[@galilean2023]

10 secends ago? Damn thats early.

[@Elomentoplayz]

I was earlier than you I watched the first one

[@notjess]

the entire stream is genuinely worth the watch if you enjoyed this video

[@BUSHOnYouTube]

“What could go wrong” as the ride as swiftly descending towards RT, and then gets interrupted by an ad for a hospital. Thank you, KZbin.

[@theashtray607]

Why the reupload?

[@User-Error]

Did he accidentally publish this too early?

[@scoru1102]

i really love this video dan, it's so light hearted and with goods vibes! i'm happy for you

[@jordanpope3232]

Putting all your medical supplies in a claw machine so you have to win them back to use them.

[@winxwest2964]

When RT reuploads a video a second time to get double the profit: S T O N K S I dont actually know why the old one was taken down, I watched the whole video before it was privated. If he left in something that he did not want us to see I must have missed it.

[@angelaviviv7698]

RT YOUR STILL STREAMING CALM DOWN MAN

[@spiderflash1273]

10:06 Me: (sees fire) Also me: *GREAT SCOTT INTENSIFIES*

[@melodyxwoonax7384]

I am so glad you are playing this game this is seriously one of my favorite games. I used to have the high score on dunko until the scores got reset