A Man Who Can't Cook Plays Cooking Mama Cookstar

Honey, you're going to love it here. They serve sliced Italian potato, deep fried
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[@RTGame]

I hope everyone enjoys my cooking. I'll also be streaming Stellaris when this comment is 50 minutes old! www.twitch.tv/rtgamecrowd

[@poloproductions4302]

we love your cooking rt

[@pivotman319]

*casually destroys/ruins every meal without a care in the world* This is fine.

[@blaiklees.9751]

❤️

[@pyro1438]

*cries in comment's 20 seconds old*

[@dirgaasmoro9325]

EPIC

[@kudra2183]

"Honey you're going to lov..." "I can't take this anymore Dan. I'm filing for a divorce."

[@ComradeFoxx]

Dan: but why?I have been getting you the best food in the best restaurants.honey you loved them

[@kitaster11037]

Divorce! Hehehe

[@SadKris]

That's what happened with Rhianna

[@oo3006]

F

[@HangmanOfficialUploads]

Nice air!

[@ohwellthathappened]

The last thing people hear before they die: "Honey you're gonna love this place"

[@youraveragebraincells620]

Cause of death: *Food poisoning*

[@TheNumber1Villain]

Honey you're gonna love this place. It's called Hell's Kitchen, I've heard the food is to die for.

[@YujiUedaFan]

Honey, you're gonna love this place, they only serve puffer fish and water.

[@GradientExe]

1kth like

[@alansmithee419]

As you lay there dying you hear the voice of a dead loved one calling this to you from heaven. It gives you PTSD.

[@jmckendry84]

"Honey, you're going to love it here. Try their fish and chips and chips and chips and chips and chips and chips and chips and chips and chips and chips and chips".

[@NeonWasInUse]

"Honey, You're going to love it here. Try their red curry with toppings of eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, and eggs."

[@Mikeological]

“Honey, you’re gonna love it here. Try their strawberry.”

[@feepentertainment6752]

@@Mikeological mochi*

[@Mikeological]

@@feepentertainment6752 u right

[@BigCheeseIsReal]

"Honey, You're gonna love it here. Try their soap."

[@kbwouldlovethis8790]

“Honey, you’re gonna love it here. The food is cooked by an Irishman whose only cooking experience comes from cooking mama”

[@HunterIsRad]

“I want a divorce”

[@SketchUT]

Sarons man i was gonna say that :/

[@calamaribowl8683]

Sounds pretty great

[@ms.fukawa-hanamura3754]

Daddy we haven’t seen mommy since you two went on that date. What happened?

[@polarisk9059]

"Honey, start the fucking car"

[@rndmzr153]

HONEY, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT HERE

[@gordonpeter9097]

HONEY, YOU’RE GONNA LOVE IT HERE

[@littlegirlgogo]

HONEY, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT HERE

[@rayshono6112]

HONEY YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT HERE

[@marcar9marcar972]

HONEY, YOU’RE GONNA LOVE IT HERE

[@arcanusvtuber]

HONEY, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT HERE

[@12packersfan]

Imagine actually going to a fancy French restaurant and the waiter comes back with mystery rainbow slime on some burnt bread

[@Randomerr0r]

Baguette N Peaches

[@AtariiWave]

"Our gay month special, monsieur"

[@seanniver5418]

That’s just the next food trend. Foodies will look at it and be like: “It’s so refined and trendy!”

[@voltmaster5005]

Gay toast

[@yourgoldenmemories]

Trust me they eat weirder things 😂

[@acreativeprogrammer]

I remember in some the DS version of Cooking Mama, if the player mess up, they'll get not even 1 star but a picture of an entire kitchen ruined. The new Cooking Mama is just too kind.

[@indeepjable]

Now *Thats* Motivation To Mess Up

[@generalrubbish9513]

As long as it doesn't have Cooking Mama doing fucking TikTok dances, I'm sold.

[@swanpoke]

"Honey you're gonna love it here the chef has made countless acts of mass genocide"

[@JamesTheAce0]

All to make one meal. Happy anniversary

[@ultraz9185]

*Enters Gustavo’s Juicy Chops* “Honey you’re gonna love this, they only serve undercooked pufferfish and water.”

[@amysarahace]

Augh

[@maxy1172]

That's not Gustavo's that is the dear leader Jim Pickens restaurant the finest eatery ever devised

[@rileymeister7793]

I think that's just a failed aquarium

[@amysarahace]

@RichyBro_XD ÆUGH

[@sadshlyapa]

Did you mean: Dear Leader's graveyard/restaurant

[@chickentenders697]

“What would you like to order?” “GAY SANDWICH”

[@drawnwithlove3499]

Their gay agenda game is strong Edit: Cooking Mama said gay rights

[@icecrystal2310]

@@drawnwithlove3499 and other jokes you can tell yourself

[@taintedazazel7238]

That sandwich is for unicorns, they won't eat anything unless it's rainbow

[@drawnwithlove3499]

@@icecrystal2310 Jokes for Lonely Gays Because You're In A Homophobic Religious Family And You're Contemplating Suicide:

[@rabies_baby]

can we just say that this is g- NO I'm better than this, AAAA

[@peppermintmiso4341]

The husband after getting married to his wife, moving to a new home: Honey, you're gonna love it here The man crying as she's being buried: Honey, I hope you'll love it there

[@chetleahey8944]

How dare you I'm drunk and this almost made me cry

[@saasproductions3053]

Quite tragic and profound.

[@AmythestVaporeon]

*please it's 2 am you can't do this to me* 😭

[@PupRubble]

I laughed at this... I have no soul

[@engineergaming1537]

@@AmythestVaporeon Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding, Vaporeo-

[@polarbear7705]

*HONEY YOU'RE GOING TO LO-* "Dan we're in debt from all this food you're getting."

[@johnfortnitetheraw]

me at the gallows with my wife: "honey, you're gonna love this place."

[@umbragon2814]

Just hanging out

[@braindeadtroglodyte2973]

Xyrule stop please stop

[@thatoneguy9582]

no keep going

[@audrey9718]

“Honey, you’re gonna love it here. They serve him as a pickle. They call him pickle rick, Honey. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.”

[@BigBatty56]

There's 420 likes I cant like it damn

[@petermarsella6537]

@@BigBatty56 come back and fulfill your destiny

[@BigBatty56]

@@petermarsella6537 ty

[@hugoc.m.7727]

this is offensive

[@biglad3941]

@@hugoc.m.7727 you're offending me right now by existing

[@Matthew_Murray]

This is what happens when she says “I don’t care you pick”

[@wilshiretheorange6482]

That egg dish is probably for Gaston and his weird addiction...

[@drawnwithlove3499]

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get *l a r g e*

[@lmahu6627]

@@drawnwithlove3499 But now that I'm grown, I eat *five* dozen eggs, So I'm roughly the size of a *B A R G E*

[@lilmao4482]

Ah yes, *60 eggs*

[@StickMaster500]

Gordon Ramsay would scold and insult you because you made everything raw, Cooking Mama will break your goddamn kneecaps and serve them on a silver platter because you didn’t cook the meal at super sonic speeds

[@M50A1]

Combine them into one super being

[@spiral8315]

That description of Cooking Mama is greatly underestimated

[@LBLS]

That’s pretty accurate

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

But she will praise you at the end and tell you to post your dish on Instagram. OR ELSE

[@MidnightMan04]

Then Cooking Mama will default dance on your corpse

[@parrot6167]

I WAS DRINKING WATER WHEN COOKING MAMA STARTED DOING THE GANGNAM STYLE AND I NEARLY CHOKED TO DEATH

[@jeremiahnelson6390]

Just as the developers intended

[@FineCurry]

This got me instantly because it looks the exact same as the stock mocap version used in memes

[@Doge-lb8dq]

thats what mama wants

[@ChibiYuki]

That legit just happened to me, except it's pineapple juice.

[@orangegouice]

@@FineCurry i think it is

[@fenshirecroal2050]

I don’t know whether I’m more disappointed with the fact that you made a “honey...” joke at the end of each and every meal, or the fact that I actually genuinely laughed at each one.

[@smith7602]

Mama putting up with all of RT's shit but the moment she accidentally hands him an empty Mason jar it's roast city.

[@livispuzzled]

_irishman rumble tumble “drift daddy” game food poisons innocent civilians_

[@bllover1684]

COOK ME UP DRIFT DADDY

[@gavinzurmely7998]

Just want to point out this sentence out of context is completely undecipherable. I love it even more

[@thelambsauce7307]

*DRIFTBITCH

[@aIchemizedlemniscate]

None of these words are in the bible

[@sofiah.r5534]

Top t̶e̶n̶ 100 things said before disaster: 1. “Honey you’re gonna love it here”

[@Crazanity]

2. "The numbers mason, what do they mean"

[@caligulasaquarium7637]

3. "Guys, lets meet up at Tiananmen Square to protest"

[@CandyApples4ever]

5 “what could go wrong?” 6 “It can’t get any worse”.

[@merlin9767]

7. “Almost heaven, West Virginia~”

[@shiny_castor2012]

9. "Mama, I made a mistake." and, finally, 10. "Honey... why do you keep coming with me to these places?"

[@uppindown8466]

5:43 "Hi, I'd like chips with the side of fish" "You what?" "You heard me."

[@PrincessPeriodFart]

6:00 Dont laugh too hard, Five Guys literally built a business on that model.

[@kyleguajardo]

And it's fuckin great.

[@ninjapotatolorf6237]

Accurate

[@drawnwithlove3499]

Is everything okay in America

[@YataTheFifteenth]

@@drawnwithlove3499 dude if their food over there looks like that I'm fuckin sure they're more than okay.

[@solierafromtheultrareconsquad]

@@drawnwithlove3499 American here, if you think this was bad you should fucking see Red Robin where you literally get infinite fries with entrees. But otherwise yeah we're doing fine.

[@breakind0wnigga]

RT: "Too many chips...they literally spill off the plate" Every American fast food restaurant: Are you challenging me?

[@dustroier7310]

Fast food restaurants are stingy with fries. Burger restaurants are what you are describing.

[@jadenschalck8640]

I would like to order the chip plate., ooh!, Also, could I have that supersized?

[@justinkaminski5485]

Literally Five Guys Burgers and Fries

[@lemonbread8019]

@@justinkaminski5485 They give you a tiny cup and just scoop fries into the bag. It's great.

[@kc12311]

"Honey, do you want some chips and fish?" "Don't you mean 'fish and chips?'" "No."

[@michazuzewicz8720]

I love that she says "It's ok. Mama will help you." Even thought she looks like she's about to murder you with a rolling pin.

[@nonya1366]

-Aggressively- assist.

[@xavis7617]

She's going to hammer the correct method into your head.

[@names1139]

That's how she helps you

[@melonrue]

She's helping you into the afterlife

[@krasnamerah1926]

Asian Mom to be exact

[@mattbarker97]

Fun fact: the people who made this game did not actually have the rights to the Cooking Mamma franchise when it came out. So not only is it a mediocre game, but also an illegal one

[@opalescent4694]

I know it's 2 years late, but he mentioned the game in Diving Dave, how the heck did they publish it if they didn't have the rights? It's so weird that they managed to get that far...

[@turretboi]

​@@opalescent4694it was because the company that owned cooking mama took the rights away after they saw all the memes and social media framing device and the mediocrity, so they decided that this is not what they want released. Devs did it anyway and said it was a crypto miner without knowing what that ment.

[@SateLight]

"Honey you're gonna love..." *Starts fortnite dancing*

[@adamc2957]

"look at that mochi!" *single strawberry*

[@ajfrommillay1508]

So mouthwatering.

[@kevintrang3007]

Steamed Mochi

[@ajfrommillay1508]

@@kevintrang3007 You call a single strawberry Steamed Mochi?

[@cringe9537]

So much talent

[@Zyvo2]

The worst part is Mama's restraunt dosn't actually have a buisness model keeping you to make actually good dishes. Because we all know some oor shmuck ordered the Moochi and got a single strawberry, being forced to pay full price for the Dish. Which could be like $10.

[@IronDino]

"Honey you're gonna love it here. A reasturant highly rated by Michelin." "Oh wow! How many stars?" "None. But they do great work on tires."

[@xRAINxOFxBLOODx]

Unless you count the star sprinkles they put over your popcorn, cause they use quite a bit of those.

[@endorneyodera4366]

fun fact: Michelin Sars and Tires are actually from the same company

[@strawberrymilkshake4576]

Every time he says "Honey, you're going to love it here", 1 demon got pulled back to the pits of hell.

[@nullpoint3346]

So that's why the birthrates spiked.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@Demon Noob I really thought your comment said "I fucked them" for a second

[@laytonspuzzle]

Hearing Cooking Mama say "Pics or it didn't happen" took a year off my life

[@rianglynn4790]

RT: I know how to cook Everyone: *sweats profusely*

[@jimimo6674]

Ekumataru sorry:(

[@bananaguymike123]

This is way funnier after seeing his Stardew valley streams

[@12packersfan]

“Nacho Mamas Chicken” seems like the most cursed restaurant at Disney

[@touchdom]

Don't you mean Dosney?

[@sofiah.r5534]

Don’t you mean Kid’s Knee?

[@BaneOfZane]

*Wife going to court with husband to file a divorce:* "Honey, you're gonna love this place."

[@aoibhin]

I miss the original mama because her accent was so strong and when she got angry I genuinely felt scared lmao

[@Urpuss]

Clearly that one guy just wants to have dinner alone, yet his wife refuses to take the hint.

[@Doge-lb8dq]

take a shot every time rt says “honey you’re gonna love it here”.

[@maxie9263]

Doge 512 now that’s a drinking game

[@unboundplace4616]

*Honey, you're gonna love this game*

[@BookWyrmOnAString]

Better: take a shot every time the comments say that

[@mycupoftea583]

Doctor's note: do not do this

[@voidcatling]

I don't even know if there is beer wherever the hell I am

[@tomodachijustin3394]

Horribly disfigured plate of food: exists RT: Honey, you're gonna love it here.

[@lazarusmekhane439]

I like to believe the customer's wife is an incredibly benevolent spouse. She's not going to this restaurant on her own accord. She's just caring for her husband and making him feel proud for going to this restaurant.

[@ifu138]

The voice acting decisions that were made for this game are so questionable.

[@Rankurusu777]

The game decision was questionable. That's why this game was immediately rescinded from it's own existence.

[@inconspicuoususername]

@@Rankurusu777 Isn't this the game that was accused of like, using the switches to mine cyptocurrency or something?

[@cubriffic172]

@@inconspicuoususername Yeah, but it's been proven false ages ago

[@570RMP1R8]

The mobile version's voice acting was better.

[@phoenixfairy8431]

Rankurusu777 I’m so used to the mobile and the Wii voice acting I’m disgusted by this voice acting like they did MAMA WRONG

[@waterlemonandfriends]

RT: "We're all millennials here!" Me, a Gen Z: *nervous sweating*

[@SketchUT]

*nervous zoomer sweating*

[@georgealderman6501]

Sketch UT zoomers are millennials

[@nullpoint3346]

@@georgealderman6501 *Millennial* was _at least_ 18 by 2000, they're all 38+ now.

[@spemka]

Quinton Craig aren’t those the older millennials? I think according to some millennials end at about 1995

[@nullpoint3346]

@@spemka I'm talking about the _youngest_ Millennials.

[@Music7Ada]

Honey, your gonna love this place. They make extremely low quality pufferfish.

[@emblemblade9245]

Oh no oh god ohfuck

[@weewee4532]

5:55 Honey, you’re gonna love it here. They serve fish with your fries.

[@ninjaamber]

*Honey, you're going to love it here. They serve cursed food. Honey? Why are you taking out divorce papers?*

[@mr.bobcyndaquil4214]

She set them on fire, ofc

[@breezter]

There actually are “dining in the dark restaurants” where the waiters wear night-vision goggles. Was going to LV for a conference and we were planning on eating at one until COVID

[@DireConsenquences]

I think they are stupid. We have one in our town. Suffice to say, it gets no business. It's a one time gimmick, nothing more.

[@spinningpeanut]

@@DireConsenquences could you would you, in the dark? Eating in the dark heightens your other senses. Try it at home. Bring a friend and make each other a different meal and serve it to each other.

[@DireConsenquences]

@@spinningpeanut I don't want to. I am not interested. I won't.

[@hellspawnstudios]

Yeah I'm sorry but the whole concept is dumb as hell. I like actually seeing what I'm eating, thank you very much.

[@aeircrown7994]

i did try that eating in the dark, i strating get picky with food lol.

[@FSFSFS101]

The combination of "Honey, you're gonna love this place" and Mama just bobbing side-to-side with a neutral smile slays me

[@elcalibre8489]

"Honey you're gonna love it here. The chef tried cooking a baby"

[@FingeringThings]

Gordon Ramsay: *Quaking* Jamie Oliver: *Sweating*

[@acidhydra101]

RTgame: Destroying

[@MABfan11]

Eugene: pouring alcohol

[@lucidstarx3456]

Uncle roger: HAIYAAAA

[@natxian7236]

“Honey, you’re gonna love this place...” That was one date night that definitely didn’t go well

[@NXU-CR]

Every 'Honey, you're going to love it here.' 0:41 (I think that counts) 1:52 5:56 6:44 7:50 8:43 10:18 10:54

[@PavusthePug]

Him: That's too many chips. Me, an American: That's not enough fries.

[@kyleguajardo]

Bro, it means I need more ketchup.

[@emmyenos4268]

MORE

[@PinguNSE]

4:12 RT made the leaning tower of pisa using only eggs. Amazing

[@AtariiWave]

With Mike Wazouwski on the top

[@stev9579]

"Honey you're gonna love it here" -RTGame 2020

[@ThatOneHermit]

seeing cooking mama do the gangnam style in an official nintendo game is definitely an experience

[@legocontinentalsoldier5527]

"Anyone else anxious right now?" The secret is im always anxious

[@fjr4205]

When the mochi pounding started I had flashbacks to the last time, thank you for being merciful RT

[@breadtheslime]

“Honey, you’re gonna love it here, egg.”

[@SimBits]

RT: Honey, you're gonna love this place! Kevin: Honey, the spiders are immune to fire!

[@katherine1304]

“they serve so many chips they just spill off the plate” welcome to every restaurant in america

[@T1G_ap]

"Its ok. Mama will help you". Yeah do that but after you exorcised that demon inside of you

[@les5247]

good job protesting, soldier.

[@dexter111344]

Superintendent Chalmbers: I thought you said we were having mochi, Seymour. Principal Skinner: Mochi? Hoho! That's what I call a single strawberry on a plate. Regional dialect. Superintendent Chalmbers: Hmm...

[@casuallyuncalm9488]

Remember: You can't spell Gangnam Style without pain

[@justyourfellowduck]

“How many chips can i add” me, an American” *yes, the chips*

[@charlo234321]

Plate: *Exists* RT: **Honey you're gonna love this place**

[@lozzamarie]

No one: RT: Honey, you’re gonna love it here

[@marcar9marcar972]

Lauren Dolman honestly that joke was hilarious

[@Kikker861]

They don't serve food here.

[@skysnow2495]

"Honey you're gonna love it here." Has big Stefan "this place has everything" energy.

[@jenkinsfamily2229]

I would go to this restaurant. I wouldn't eat anything for fear of getting food poisoning, but I would like to see this style of food.

[@Aarontti]

RT when playing Plants vs Zombies: I don't like garlic bread RT when playing Cooking Mama: I like garlic bread Weird how a game can change a man's entire life

[@MicrowavedAlastair5390]

Pretty sure he said he hated garlic bread just to mess with the Chat

[@Daniel-jk6ve]

Horrific deceit! CANCEL HIM!!!

[@strabwerry_jam]

cooking mama: "so how many chips do you want" rtgame: "yes"

[@raijina1139]

Yes

[@blizzardkiehn2508]

Yes

[@aepheixa]

No'nt

[@grovetender4713]

“How many chips can i add” The words everybody hopes to never hear uttered.

[@clayxros576]

9:05 Ya know what? Usually I hate when games add those memes, especially the dead ones. But it's clear the Cooking Mamma devs are just having a bit of fun. I'm happy they're enjoying themselves.

[@fyxtheinferno149]

"Why is there a night vision mode?" *_teruteru noises_*

[@tyorkieluv1138]

Oh that was clever. Togami just wants to see his meal.

[@flatP_]

NO

[@EternalJaneDoe]

Meat on the bone

[@yushakader4991]

@@EternalJaneDoe bone on the meat

[@DramaLlamaTheatrics]

Behold, a fellow fan of meat on the bone.

[@trvia]

"don't worry, mama will help you🔪"

[@MicrowavedAlastair5390]

Such skill! You somehow managed to get chips everywhere. We're still pulling half-fried chips out from various nooks and crannies and the house has started to smell and it's getting hard to sleep at night and I'm tasting metal!

[@randodox8375]

"Honey you're going to love this place" is the most ominous sentence to mankind.

[@Dansil_12]

5:54 literally every restaurant near the sea when you ask for fish and fries

[@looweeiss]

RT at 6:32 genuinely scared me *now we get to have some fun*

[@cringe9537]

Now youll never know why this got likes haha

[@slycooper1001]

the flesh soap is actually ginger

[@copocopocopocopo]

I'll take the single strawberry. Wait: that's only €92. 24?! What a steal!

[@diggydiggyhole-fan]

Chips? You mean French Fries?

[@zapdragon5942]

Edwardmck1 I once got a freshly-baked mouldy bread

[@varia2354]

@@diggydiggyhole-fan Shhhhhhhhh they're british.

[@seancox736]

nobody: cooking mama when you light her house on fire: i shall *g r o o v e*

[@jenkinsfamily2229]

RT: "Mama, I made a mistake" Just one?

[@mrmimeguy]

Why does “Honey you’re gonna love it here” Sound a bit like Johnny Bravo every time

[@jacksongreen4107]

Nobody: RT: “hOnEy, YoU’rE gOnNa LoVe ThIs PlAcE”

[@TheOtherJunodog]

I would love it if a show like master chef actually did an episode where the challenges were all “cook this fancy meal with this inconsistent hot plate and these five hundred mason jars in your way”

[@angelmin8819]

RT: calls a Joy-con a Wii remote People who called RT boomers:

[@rilen8820]

2:58 don’t you just hate it when you burn a fry and all the others randomly get burnt

[@JamUsagi]

I don’t like what they did to Mama in this game. Why all the memes? What’s up with her voice? What happened to “You gaif it yuor best e-fott”?

[@SuperMasterman64]

Well, the company that developed the game had quite a few creative differences with the Cooking Mama Company, and ended up releasing it without their permission. Of course, the Cooking Mama Company is looking into suing them.

[@roadent217]

I was just waiting for her to exclaim "Tits or GTFO!".

[@theonionsystem7779]

She sounds so much like a robot

[@andrewbravo6152]

Super Masterman 64 I really hope this doesn’t end up killing the series, but it’s looking like it probably will.

[@SnekkySnek]

The only positive is gangnam style

[@ack7295]

Looking forward to Chef RT's new dish called "hell itself" which is just fire on a plate

[@lilyslivka5693]

"Honey you're gonna love it here. They warm your plate for you in the kitchen."

[@thefilipinogamertfg]

Challenge: Take a shot every time he says "Honey, you're going to love it here." Actually don't, unless you want to get alcohol poisoning

[@beefromashroom]

Omg I love these "honey you're gonna love this place" jokes XD Also that laugh when RT put fries on the burger. So cute

[@ShaneGillislover]

Crayon Fact: In 1903, the crayon was invented by cousins Edwin Binney and Harold Smith. Bonus Fact: Crayon means pencil in French

[@Studios-ij7gh]

Matthew Napert I remember you, you’re the camel fact guy

[@ShaneGillislover]

7474Studios yep

[@jakson4464]

Thank you Matthew Napert. I’m glad I know this

[@Studios-ij7gh]

HR whoopsie

[@athymybeloved]

I remember always getting that wrong in French classes and everyone being pissed crayon wasn’t crayon.

[@ShudowWolf]

"Honey you're gonna love it here" These words signal disaster.

[@CGI_Andy]

No one: RT: Honey you're gunna love it here

[@sunsetskye483]

I love how he immediately tried to royally fuck up whatever he was supposed to make

[@gotspooked1823]

RT: Adds salt faster than usual because he is in a rush. Mama: Wait that's Illegal

[@chiijones5107]

I love it every time he says "hunny, you're gonna love this place" 😂😂😂

[@silversonome5360]

Honey, you're gonna love it here, an Irishman keeps berating me and pretending to be my father

[@mystever2513]

Secret Sauce: on the food Rt: in the kitchen bleeding out as Mama puts more of his blood on a dish

[@bubblegum7046]

"Ah yes, honey I hope you like this fine French cuisine. They serve *decadent* grilled cheese sandwiches." "Honey you're going to love this place. They write personalized messages that come with every meal. Happy anniversary." "Honey I found the finest Japanese restaurant in town." "Honey you're gonna love this place. They serve so many chips that they literally spill off the fuckin plate." "Honey you're gonna love it here. They serve soap." "Honey you're gonna love this place. They don't serve food." "Honey you're gonna love it here. The advertising is really in your face. The Cooking Mama product placement is so obnoxious that you'll just want to leave the restaurant." "Honey you're gonna love it here. They serve a pie we are buying." "Honey, why do you keep coming with me to these places?"

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Serve a pie with your lime*