YOU LAUGH, YOU LOSE! (MUSIC EDITION)

Special thanks to the joke contributors!
Jordan Marceau
Josh Birch
Jack Brookmyre
Matthew Man
Curtis Johnstone
Kye Jennings
Rickerd Tip
Nialle Bayliss
Brandon Teague
Aayush Tiwari
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[@chadcj2077]

Teacher- what's the difference between poison and venom Student- poison is hair metal and venom is black metal

[@roma540]

That's good one)

[@codyvance325]

Venom is not black metal haha

[@den-dudin-rock]

swapnarka arnan poison is the first BFMV album and venom is the 5th)

[@kkov1230]

swapnarka arnan I actually forgot that poison and venom we more than bands so I didn't get it

[@samwardonline]

I don’t get it

[@Nathanthepleb]

The thall and A Minor ones got me 😂

[@slipknota7xeg]

NMetal25 I was ok until the A minor joke.

[@johnyang799]

STLBLUESLAMBOFGOD meeee tooo

[@jamesdominic302]

LOL HAHAHA

[@matthewduane3994]

NMetal25 the a minor was the best

[@johnyang799]

Matthew Duane dark af

[@vicvandamme4386]

Why do hardcore kids wear camo? ... They don't want to be scene...

[@svucozixean1989]

I like my women like I like my metal, depressive, suicidal and black

[@sonic2433]

same

[@jahdielm3208]

Bloodless Corpse oh

[@toad15fan]

This comment is funnier than the entire video.

[@cemegonuts]

racist :D

[@KevinLuper99]

cemegonuts HOW IS THAT RACIST??? And why that stupid face?

[@cobain_92]

I could watch this all day long

[@giovannilucentini]

Cobain 92 i've probably seen this like 10 times, i know what you feel

[@leslienaomii]

Cobain 92 samee

[@MrYouSMGaming]

What's a metalhead's favourite breed of dog? Moshpitbull.

[@vedadtr3509]

well that is dumb

[@Mr__Menacee]

Lol

[@soup]

Holy shit I laughed at every single one

[@asafkomemy]

easly amused---i wish i was like you!

[@micahharford7088]

Soup... *N U T*

[@markcavich1871]

@soup what do you think you’re doing here BOY

[@NiranjanDixit23]

What's God's favorite chord? Gsus

[@whenheartswither2712]

i love that haha

[@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095]

Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@joelthanhledelgado9565]

As a Christian I love that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@arturogardunoguitar]

Like 666

[@borbleborb4586]

Comment about god: *has 666 likes* Me: *Ironic.*

[@Marqlifts]

How did the guitarist get a girlfriend? He used a Pickup line

[@TheReuMusic]

That was cringe.....

[@colepfeiffer5454]

How did the guitarist get a girlfriend? He didn’t

[@kkov1230]

Cole Pfeiffer GODAMMIT I WAS GONNA COMMENT THAT

[@tomekgnr321]

Do more of these

[@solsnirshaool3234]

yes!

[@swashbuckler9640]

Tomislav Gredisnjak I was the 100th like.

[@tomekgnr321]

Congrats!

[@CheatUwU]

"I like my metal like my tea, black and with some meshuga" Fucking gold

[@justinlorusso179]

How does James Hetfield wake up his kids? "Are you Alive??"

[@jeffersonhernandez8420]

Justin Lorusso That was a nice one 😂 -Yeah! -Yeaaah?! -Yeah! 😂

[@xwangrenjen6344]

"wake up fuk"

[@lucastomljenovic2270]

How does it feel to be alive?

[@Eris_Norregard]

And how does he put them to sleep? "Hush, little baby, don't say a word..."

[@tili7618]

What do Amarth say in a church? - Amon

[@funkyrussiancat4340]

Did you just assume my DJENDER???

[@squiddlyd755]

Jared's laugh is the best part

[@ethansprague2005]

0:27 A bassist

[@xtremeburneranch]

MineFall MG - the stop motion maker that's what I thought 😂😂

[@Anonymous-mx9dh]

MineFall MG - the stop motion maker I thought that one too

[@facebookjpb]

That's what i thought hahahaha

[@_focks6046]

I play bass and it was the first thought in my head lol

[@Neo_metallum]

Am I the only one who laughed at the one with sax and violins?

[@hmmmhmmm6917]

Yes.

[@bigfloppa9215]

Neo_metallum1618 no lel

[@redberriez5549]

Nope...

[@ChaosToRule]

Nope lol

[@butsmash]

I chuckled.

[@raskullsshako]

“If you listen to a Death song a million times.... it becomes a Megadeth song.” Confirmed, this does indeed work

[@HarlanValdes]

How do you know it's Lars Ulrich at your door? Because none of the knocks are on tempo

[@stinger1nrockzone786]

Harlan Valdes Lol

[@bigfloppa9215]

Harlan Valdes lmao

[@randommetalhead7]

i'm fucking done lmao

[@ninoo5897]

Ahahhahahahahahaha that's good one😂😂😂😂

[@Simon-co6uo]

He knocks on 2 and doesn’t do double bass?

[@alecnun]

"That's a good one, I like that one" -Jared

[@roudari20]

This was gold! Do part 2!

[@Zach-lc6bs]

The Testament joke is a good one.

[@ChaosToRule]

It was very thrashy.

[@DiscipleOfChrist00]

Catholics prefer the new testament though. Jews prefer the old testament. Js :)

[@joelthanhledelgado9565]

I prefer the New Testament

[@samwardonline]

I don’t understand that one

[@ilikevideos4868]

Testament one and the one about the drummer knocking on the door were my favourites

[@josuedominguez8906]

His face haha ​​turns red like tomato xD

[@gibson995]

-100dB audio?

[@HaxoReSc]

Yes!!

[@DaftPunked3811]

My girlfriend broke up with me because I listen too much Linkin Park, but in the end, it doesn't even matter...

[@rainbowdash9388]

DeepSea Productions HOLY SHIT DID I GET A REFERENCE ABOUT LINKIN PARK EVEN THOUGH I DON'T LISTEN TO THEM?!

[@arolynwilliams6454]

Ducky 12 same😄

[@DistinctWisdom]

Linkin Park suck. Metal bands will eat those kids alive

[@jean-denisharvey5219]

yeah but linkin park seriously man ... they are like the miley cirus of metal...i mean rap metal..........................

[@KrishnaSharma-of6ox]

@@DistinctWisdom They're a rock band. The most unique one in the world. From nu metal to pop , they rule everywhere LINKIN PARK FOREVER

[@HiroBrown]

A guy screams at his neighbors "turn that volume down!" He adds, "but keep tone all the way up."

[@Malchotheracoon]

This joke is underrated

[@tinkz2009]

What did Jacoby Shaddix say when he applied to McDonald's after Papa Roach splits up? "This is my last resort"

[@unknown-cx2xz]

LMFAO I already lost it at the 3rd one

[@anthonybeach1777]

Matt Gergely please explain it I can't figure it out

[@xavierazad]

"cause you can't stay in time son" ohHHHHHhHHHHHHHHH

[@severalsedrack]

Why did the elitist burn his mouth? He drank the coffee before it was cool

[@ashleywoodacoustic]

The Dopest ahhhhhhhhhhhhh noice

[@kreptas9083]

I like Megadeth and this joke is best in this video

[@sorsha295]

i didnt got it

[@darksungwyndolin8305]

Mega means a million

[@sorsha295]

thx

[@warda7159]

I can't get bored of Jared's laugh

[@user-qy9bq4nh3z]

My band director told us the one about drummers knocking on the door when none of the percussionists could stay in time 😂

[@mandymaahs753]

I wonder why everyone says that percussionists never really play in terms of timing ... I am a drummer. and I always play right.everyone says that. and because there are a lot of drummers who sit properly, I don’t find these jokes funny.

[@wo0d3n6]

That jesus joke was awesome xd

[@thechickennuggetoffate9139]

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? None, the keys player does it with his left hand

[@jeffwilliams3224]

Lol 😆

[@matadeverdoemden]

I like how most of the ones Jared laughed at were his own jokes.

[@scar4892]

"cause you can't stay in time. So" lmfao

[@henriksotto8497]

loved the Mötorhead one

[@EOS44]

I laughed my ass off. This was awesome. Do more!

[@Duckeggmike]

This is the content Ive missed for the past two years that this channel hasnt been the most enjoyable for me personally. More of this

[@joeval12x23]

Shred on bass!! I dare you to do it!!

[@tiagof3376]

Their voices in the microphone are so smooth I just want to listen to that the whole time

[@callmedixe1334]

im in a band called 999 megabytes we yet to get a gig

[@HiroBrown]

What did one guitar say to another guitar before the show? Dude I'm so 'amped' for the show!

[@loayalaa8425]

Testament one got me.

[@fortisch]

Just asked my Girlfriend "How do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend" She said "Single Coil". Had to share this moment...

[@dewiorgill9312]

"I'm a real big fan of cars.." *awkward silence and laughter*

[@Chedword]

😂 re-watching this. So nostalgic… I forgot how much I love this channel. U guys rock!!!

[@supermario102095]

Where does a lead guitarist shop? Marshall's

[@cancermeister2514]

We're DEMANDING for part 2 !!

[@daoszone]

1:50 I loved how he laughed before even telling the joke

[@superhosster]

This is your best video. Please, make a part 2!

[@JosXcecution]

The gojira one was so bad It made me laugh because I wasn't expecting to be that bad

[@paleontologi485]

What Is The Longest Soundcheck Ever? - A Sunn O ))) Concert!

[@mandymaahs753]

XD

[@mandymaahs753]

Oh... Thats true..XD

[@joshbirch2595]

Two of my jokes were in this video, I feel like I've accomplished something in life. Great video dude! \m/

[@Klmac621]

Thank you so much Jared for using my joke in your video I appreciate it man, keep up the good work! 🤘🏻

[@LautaroQ2812]

The volume is really low, perhaps turn it up a bit for the next video?

[@ory5948]

I got a wage war ad!! Watched all of it jared

[@grungemom6411]

Me: " I don't play the guitar " Me: "and I don't understand the jokes" Me: * laughs *

[@firesoups13]

THAT WAAAAAAAS AWESOME!!!! I haven't laughed that hard for ages! Well done!

[@KerryCronic]

So cheesy.

[@ajrockel3838]

Kerry Cronic Vlogs I believe that's the point

[@bigsmoke6805]

*extra cheese?*

[@randommetalhead7]

45...

[@KishoreShenoy1994]

Kerry Cronic Vlogs Anybody who is not lactose intolerant should not have a problem.

[@artyomdark4205]

Kerry Cronic Vlogs *All the cheese*

[@bigolbologna6915]

disappointed there weren't any tee hee jokes..

[@sevinaf8378]

Jared facial expression made me laugh more than the jokes did haha

[@morganpaige4552]

“There’s too much sax and violin’s” why did I laugh at that 😂

[@sebastianh2120]

What is the Lord's favourite chord? - Gsus XDXDXD

[@Chari6666]

the holy diver broke me :D

[@cosmokramer399]

I legitimately found a handful of those funny! Like I actually laughed out loud. But too many 'smh' moments. It was a great vid! Thanks Jared and Co!!!

[@Nachsosa]

LOL, please more videos of this!! Really funny, greetings from Argentina

[@xenounde0]

I have to admit I went to the guitar store the other day and took like 70 stickers

[@vic5476]

You should google yourself and see what shows up.

[@djbazinet8758]

We need more of these!!

[@AlexBagodonutz125]

This is a cool take on try not to laugh challenges, most of them are reaction videos but this one is way more original and by far my favorite

[@yoop4322]

0:57 is the best one 😂

[@charliefinn3848]

Megadeth spelt "Megadeath" RIP

[@cobain_92]

Charlie Finn It's the whole point of the joke

[@Mitchtits]

They misspelled Meshuggah as meshuga

[@neurotickej]

dude you dumb its stinks

[@neurotickej]

a wild s appeareds, makings my life harders till this day

[@neurotickej]

i smells beautifully

[@rorydonaldson2794]

Loved it. More. We need more.

[@stormybadtype1diabetic244]

*Thall* Of them do 😂😂 Tony's delivery was impeccable the whole video

[@harrisonhilbert2013]

Did the guitarist crashing his pickup one really happen or is it just funny as it is?

[@harrisonhilbert2013]

Shit I just got it and now I can't delete that comment

[@ajrockel3838]

CreamyG TV lmao

[@tylerjohnson7971]

You are now the funniest thing about this video lol

[@deanrobinson2663]

CreamyG TV u can tell ur one of those stupid bass players 😂😂

[@FutureShock713]

What happened to the Guitarist who broke his neck? He died.

[@christianc9409]

I really don't know what I expect out of Jared dines videos anymore. But this is pretty funny

[@willsalzmann6813]

Probably my favorite video from y'all in a while... granted I'm stoned to the bone

[@grannyclout3920]

I got you notification and i dont even know why because im not even subscribed to you. Good job youtube

[@Robbie1400]

Design Clan it's a recommended recent upload

[@nam4325]

don't let your kids watch symphonies on tv, there's too much sax and violins LOL

[@dado345]

please more of this!

[@alexdadaev]

Great idea! I'd like to see more such kind of content

[@thetim95tam]

jared dines only laughs at his own jokes confirmed

[@noahbrooks1991]

do a name that song challenge

[@crazydesignerone]

this was amazing MORE PLESSS

[@MrMasterKaio]

awesome, please make more of these kinda videos

[@temporelucemtenebris5313]

I'm both a catholic and metal head...Yes, we exist😛

[@RedRare]

Zachary Williams OUCH

[@butsmash]

I mean. S.T.R.Y.P.E.R. exists, so, cool your jets, snowflake.

[@DestructX]

Then youre not metalhead, but holyhead

[@vladimirlenin7815]

Oh no

[@maestrotv992]

Do a vocalist jokes with Austin!!!!

[@6Nicolas]

The world definitely need more of those 😂😂😂😂

[@iftahliroz2229]

I needed that thank you

[@Mark-fr3rr]

Shnoooooook!!

[@MicroMindRyan]

Mark Trejo what is that joke from? I've heard it but not known what it meant

[@Mark-fr3rr]

Ruckus Rawson Jared always says it to Tony

[@sk8terkek429]

Jared didn't get the Gojira joke? 🅱🅾ℹ

[@Vindbragd]

I like that this isn't just looking at videos. Nice.

[@zgwynbleiddz]

"To much sax and violins". Best joke!

[@thedude5805]

metal is like an apple, nobody likes th core.

[@adamhanzlik8650]

no one I eat it whole though.

[@RivLoveshine]

I like metalcore.

[@lukepuffer9565]

Is it just me, or does Jared look like a great white shark in the thumbnail?

[@derinkara3749]

Luke Puffer I was going to suggest you seek medical attention but now I see it

[@kernelpanic3520]

you are amazing guys! cant stop laughing....!

[@StasisCerb]

Gosh, dis is SOOO good.