YOU LAUGH, YOU LOSE! (MUSIC EDITION)

[@chadcj2077]

Teacher- what's the difference between poison and venom Student- poison is hair metal and venom is black metal

[@roma540]

That's good one)

[@codyvance325]

Venom is not black metal haha

[@den-dudin-rock]

swapnarka arnan poison is the first BFMV album and venom is the 5th)

[@kkov1230]

swapnarka arnan I actually forgot that poison and venom we more than bands so I didn't get it

[@samwardonline]

I don’t get it

[@Nathanthepleb]

The thall and A Minor ones got me 😂

[@slipknota7xeg]

NMetal25 I was ok until the A minor joke.

[@johnyang799]

STLBLUESLAMBOFGOD meeee tooo

[@jamesdominic302]

LOL HAHAHA

[@matthewduane3994]

NMetal25 the a minor was the best

[@johnyang799]

Matthew Duane dark af

[@vicvandamme4386]

Why do hardcore kids wear camo? ... They don't want to be scene...

[@cobain_92]

I could watch this all day long

[@giovannilucentini]

Cobain 92 i've probably seen this like 10 times, i know what you feel

[@leslienaomii]

Cobain 92 samee

[@MrYouSMGaming]

What's a metalhead's favourite breed of dog? Moshpitbull.

[@vedadtr3509]

well that is dumb

[@Mr__Menacee]

Lol

[@soup]

Holy shit I laughed at every single one

[@asafkomemy]

easly amused---i wish i was like you!

[@micahharford7088]

Soup... *N U T*

[@markcavich1871]

@soup what do you think you’re doing here BOY

[@squiddlyd755]

Jared's laugh is the best part

[@tomekgnr321]

Do more of these

[@solsnirshaool3234]

yes!

[@swashbuckler9640]

Tomislav Gredisnjak I was the 100th like.

[@tomekgnr321]

Congrats!

[@svucozixean1989]

I like my women like I like my metal, depressive, suicidal and black

[@sonic2433]

same

[@jahdielm3208]

Bloodless Corpse oh

[@toad15fan]

This comment is funnier than the entire video.

[@cemegonuts]

racist :D

[@KevinLuper99]

cemegonuts HOW IS THAT RACIST??? And why that stupid face?

[@Marqlifts]

How did the guitarist get a girlfriend? He used a Pickup line

[@TheReuMusic]

That was cringe.....

[@colepfeiffer5454]

How did the guitarist get a girlfriend? He didn’t

[@kkov1230]

Cole Pfeiffer GODAMMIT I WAS GONNA COMMENT THAT

[@tili7618]

What do Amarth say in a church? - Amon

[@BearGainsXL]

This was gold! Do part 2!

[@NiranjanDixit23]

What's God's favorite chord? Gsus

[@whenheartswither2712]

i love that haha

[@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095]

Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@joelthanhledelgado9565]

As a Christian I love that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@arturogarduñoguitar]

Like 666

[@borbleborb4586]

Comment about god: *has 666 likes* Me: *Ironic.*

[@funkyrussiancat4340]

Did you just assume my DJENDER???

[@justinlorusso179]

How does James Hetfield wake up his kids? "Are you Alive??"

[@jeffersonhernandez8420]

Justin Lorusso That was a nice one 😂 -Yeah! -Yeaaah?! -Yeah! 😂

[@xwangrenjen6344]

"wake up fuk"

[@lucastomljenovic2270]

How does it feel to be alive?

[@Eris_Norregard]

And how does he put them to sleep? "Hush, little baby, don't say a word..."

[@Neo_metallum]

Am I the only one who laughed at the one with sax and violins?

[@hmmmhmmm6917]

Yes.

[@bigfloppa9215]

Neo_metallum1618 no lel

[@redberriez5549]

Nope...

[@ChaosToRule]

Nope lol

[@butsmash]

I chuckled.

[@CheatUwU]

"I like my metal like my tea, black and with some meshuga" Fucking gold

[@HarlanValdes]

How do you know it's Lars Ulrich at your door? Because none of the knocks are on tempo

[@stinger1nrockzone786]

Harlan Valdes Lol

[@bigfloppa9215]

Harlan Valdes lmao

[@randommetalhead7]

i'm fucking done lmao

[@ninoo5897]

Ahahhahahahahahaha that's good one😂😂😂😂

[@S-co6uo]

He knocks on 2 and doesn’t do double bass?

[@Zach-lc6bs]

The Testament joke is a good one.

[@ChaosToRule]

It was very thrashy.

[@AmIBeef]

Catholics prefer the new testament though. Jews prefer the old testament. Js :)

[@joelthanhledelgado9565]

I prefer the New Testament

[@samwardonline]

I don’t understand that one

[@ilikevideos4868]

Testament one and the one about the drummer knocking on the door were my favourites

[@ethansprague2005]

0:27 A bassist

[@xtremeburneranch]

MineFall MG - the stop motion maker that's what I thought 😂😂

[@Anonymous-mx9dh]

MineFall MG - the stop motion maker I thought that one too

[@facebookjpb]

That's what i thought hahahaha

[@_focks6046]

I play bass and it was the first thought in my head lol

[@alecnun]

"That's a good one, I like that one" -Jared

[@cloudydazeeee]

“If you listen to a Death song a million times.... it becomes a Megadeth song.” Confirmed, this does indeed work

[@josuedominguez8906]

His face haha ​​turns red like tomato xD

[@Duckeggmike]

This is the content Ive missed for the past two years that this channel hasnt been the most enjoyable for me personally. More of this

[@DaftPunked3811]

My girlfriend broke up with me because I listen too much Linkin Park, but in the end, it doesn't even matter...

[@rainbowdash9388]

DeepSea Productions HOLY SHIT DID I GET A REFERENCE ABOUT LINKIN PARK EVEN THOUGH I DON'T LISTEN TO THEM?!

[@arolynwilliams6454]

Ducky 12 same😄

[@DistinctWisdom]

Linkin Park suck. Metal bands will eat those kids alive

[@jean-denisharvey5219]

yeah but linkin park seriously man ... they are like the miley cirus of metal...i mean rap metal..........................

[@KrishnaSharma-of6ox]

@@DistinctWisdom They're a rock band. The most unique one in the world. From nu metal to pop , they rule everywhere LINKIN PARK FOREVER

[@daoszone]

1:50 I loved how he laughed before even telling the joke

[@kreptas9083]

I like Megadeth and this joke is best in this video

[@sorsha295]

i didnt got it

[@darksungwyndolin8305]

Mega means a million

[@sorsha295]

thx

[@gibson995]

-100dB audio?

[@HaxoReSc]

Yes!!

[@tinkz2009]

What did Jacoby Shaddix say when he applied to McDonald's after Papa Roach splits up? "This is my last resort"

[@Klmac621]

Thank you so much Jared for using my joke in your video I appreciate it man, keep up the good work! 🤘🏻

[@HiroBrown]

A guy screams at his neighbors "turn that volume down!" He adds, "but keep tone all the way up."

[@Malchotheracoon]

This joke is underrated

[@AlexBagodonutz125]

This is a cool take on try not to laugh challenges, most of them are reaction videos but this one is way more original and by far my favorite

[@tiagof3376]

Their voices in the microphone are so smooth I just want to listen to that the whole time

[@xavierazad]

"cause you can't stay in time son" ohHHHHHhHHHHHHHHH

[@unknown-cx2xz]

LMFAO I already lost it at the 3rd one

[@anthonybeach1777]

Matt Gergely please explain it I can't figure it out

[@joshbirch2595]

Two of my jokes were in this video, I feel like I've accomplished something in life. Great video dude! \m/

[@wo0d3n6]

That jesus joke was awesome xd

[@alphaswag95]

His laugh @3:11 NEEDS to be turned into a meme.

[@henriksotto8497]

loved the Mötorhead one

[@Chedword]

😂 re-watching this. So nostalgic… I forgot how much I love this channel. U guys rock!!!

[@warda7159]

I can't get bored of Jared's laugh

[@morganpaige4552]

“There’s too much sax and violin’s” why did I laugh at that 😂

[@severalsedrack]

Why did the elitist burn his mouth? He drank the coffee before it was cool

[@ashleywoodacoustic]

The Dopest ahhhhhhhhhhhhh noice

[@scar4892]

"cause you can't stay in time. So" lmfao

[@R28-h4e]

My band director told us the one about drummers knocking on the door when none of the percussionists could stay in time 😂

[@mandymaahs753]

I wonder why everyone says that percussionists never really play in terms of timing ... I am a drummer. and I always play right.everyone says that. and because there are a lot of drummers who sit properly, I don’t find these jokes funny.

[@matadeverdoemden]

I like how most of the ones Jared laughed at were his own jokes.

[@cancermeister2514]

We're DEMANDING for part 2 !!

[@cosmokramer399]

I legitimately found a handful of those funny! Like I actually laughed out loud. But too many 'smh' moments. It was a great vid! Thanks Jared and Co!!!

[@thechickennuggetoffate9139]

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? None, the keys player does it with his left hand

[@jeffwilliams3224]

Lol 😆

[@EOS44]

I laughed my ass off. This was awesome. Do more!

[@fortisch]

Just asked my Girlfriend "How do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend" She said "Single Coil". Had to share this moment...

[@HiroBrown]

What did one guitar say to another guitar before the show? Dude I'm so 'amped' for the show!

[@CronicGaming94]

So cheesy.

[@ajrockel3838]

Kerry Cronic Vlogs I believe that's the point

[@bigsmoke6805]

*extra cheese?*

[@randommetalhead7]

45...

[@KishoreShenoy1994]

Kerry Cronic Vlogs Anybody who is not lactose intolerant should not have a problem.

[@artyomdark4205]

Kerry Cronic Vlogs *All the cheese*

[@dewiorgill9312]

"I'm a real big fan of cars.." *awkward silence and laughter*

[@loayalaa8425]

Testament one got me.

[@firesoups13]

THAT WAAAAAAAS AWESOME!!!! I haven't laughed that hard for ages! Well done!

[@callmedixe1334]

im in a band called 999 megabytes we yet to get a gig

[@rocknrolla7288]

this was pretty fun and they tried something a bit different for this challenge. i can respect that

[@ory5948]

I got a wage war ad!! Watched all of it jared

[@stormybadtype1diabetic244]

*Thall* Of them do 😂😂 Tony's delivery was impeccable the whole video

[@JosXcecution]

The gojira one was so bad It made me laugh because I wasn't expecting to be that bad

[@Drumistry]

hahaha! This is super entertaining. Stayed throughout the video. Love the jokes at 3:28 and 4:50 :D:D

[@LautaroQ2812]

The volume is really low, perhaps turn it up a bit for the next video?

[@willsalzmann6813]

Probably my favorite video from y'all in a while... granted I'm stoned to the bone

[@grannyclout3920]

I got you notification and i dont even know why because im not even subscribed to you. Good job youtube

[@Robbie1400]

Design Clan it's a recommended recent upload

[@sevinaf8378]

Jared facial expression made me laugh more than the jokes did haha

[@bigolbologna6915]

disappointed there weren't any tee hee jokes..

[@superhosster]

This is your best video. Please, make a part 2!

[@supermario102095]

Where does a lead guitarist shop? Marshall's

[@CheddarTheShredder]

Fuck Ya!!! 3 for 3!!! The Motorhead, Gojira, and Holy Diver puns were mine!!! Jared has made my Year!!!!

[@joeval12x23]

Shred on bass!! I dare you to do it!!

[@christianc9409]

I really don't know what I expect out of Jared dines videos anymore. But this is pretty funny

[@xenounde0]

I have to admit I went to the guitar store the other day and took like 70 stickers

[@JLujan4492]

I don't care what anyone says, this is good content. I genuinely laughed several times.

[@paleontologi485]

What Is The Longest Soundcheck Ever? - A Sunn O ))) Concert!

[@mandymaahs753]

XD

[@mandymaahs753]

Oh... Thats true..XD

[@Nachsosa]

LOL, please more videos of this!! Really funny, greetings from Argentina

[@Chari6666]

the holy diver broke me :D

[@sidthejovian5105]

This is so awkward and funny lmao

[@vic5476]

You should google yourself and see what shows up.

[@zgwynbleiddz]

"To much sax and violins". Best joke!

[@harrisonhilbert2013]

Did the guitarist crashing his pickup one really happen or is it just funny as it is?

[@harrisonhilbert2013]

Shit I just got it and now I can't delete that comment

[@ajrockel3838]

CreamyG TV lmao

[@tylerjohnson7971]

You are now the funniest thing about this video lol

[@deanrobinson2663]

CreamyG TV u can tell ur one of those stupid bass players 😂😂

[@CelestialQanT]

1:02 I'm dead 😂😂😂

[@sebastianh2120]

What is the Lord's favourite chord? - Gsus XDXDXD

[@ninoo5897]

One with pickup and broken neck got me but I was laughing at HOLY DIVER😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@charliefinn3848]

Megadeth spelt "Megadeath" RIP

[@cobain_92]

Charlie Finn It's the whole point of the joke

[@Mitchtits]

They misspelled Meshuggah as meshuga

[@neurotickej]

dude you dumb its stinks

[@neurotickej]

a wild s appeareds, makings my life harders till this day

[@neurotickej]

i smells beautifully

[@grungemom6411]

Me: " I don't play the guitar " Me: "and I don't understand the jokes" Me: * laughs *

[@yoop4322]

0:57 is the best one 😂

[@Vindbragd]

I like that this isn't just looking at videos. Nice.

[@thetim95tam]

jared dines only laughs at his own jokes confirmed

[@rosemorningstar5368]

I can't handle how cute Tony is when delivering some of these punchlines.

[@Mark-fr3rr]

Shnoooooook!!

[@MicroMindRyan]

Mark Trejo what is that joke from? I've heard it but not known what it meant

[@Mark-fr3rr]

Ruckus Rawson Jared always says it to Tony

[@6Nicolas]

The world definitely need more of those 😂😂😂😂

[@FutureShock713]

What happened to the Guitarist who broke his neck? He died.

[@missapocalypse9774]

It's 3am and I had to stop the video just to text one of them to my friend who plays guitar. DO more of these!

[@noahbrooks1991]

do a name that song challenge

[@KennyForrel]

jared you not slick man 😂 you got this from All Def Digital

[@spicytacos5348]

At this point, I'd rather Dared Jines. He puts out better content in comments alone than Jared has in his last few videos

[@daredjines6017]

Found Dared Jines alt account Ah crap, wrong account for real though, don't be rude

[@spicytacos5348]

Get a life

[@sonic2433]

so much violence

[@CoolGuyAtlas]

Jared Dines has always been a silly channel. Its not like he was making some sorta high tier dozens of hours for a single video type shit. He was making essentially Top 10's and -Black people- Guitarists be like vids.

[@jireddanes6909]

F YOU man! Dared Jines gets all the love, what about me? WHAT ABOUT ME?!?!

[@dhruvvprakash]

I dint even smile throughout the video...I could so win this!

[@nam4325]

don't let your kids watch symphonies on tv, there's too much sax and violins LOL

[@marcanthonycandarella]

These jokes at the beginning are literally my friends before we jam