you’ll have to excuse my EVIL TALKING CAPE

[@ThePilot4ever]

I'd wager Nobey put two ketchup dipped fries onto his plate and somehow came up with the knights design as a result

[@nobeyone]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[@TNT-Thin]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rJOoepuFirBjibssi=XpHAW8QAPFE7Os9L

[@avramrosenzweig6866]

@@nobeyone GET OUT OF MY HEEEEEEEEEEEEAD MAN STOP TRYING TO PUT SMOKE IN MY MIIIIIIIIIIIIND

[@FatherMcKenzie66]

@@nobeyonethe smug wizard is always near!

[@Espartanica]

He puts them on KZbin ​@@ash6899

[@majestyzx9081]

My quests are too powerful for you, Fry Knight.

[@BigDaddyWes]

Give me your STRONGEST QUEST!

[@iansragingbileduct]

@@BigDaddyWes You cannot handle my quests, I have only the most epic quests, and you are far too weak an adventurer.

[@ciceroissad4821]

​@@iansragingbileductSO THEN THATS IT, QUEST ELF. I'LL GO ELSE WHERE.. I'LL GO ELSE WHERE FOR MY QUESTS.

[@nobeyone]

Cabbage cape is a bit weird innit

[@majestyzx9081]

Yeah, but the guy knows where to get some good head... s of lettuce.

[@ashlirabid9614]

Yeah, but he's still a nice lad.

[@Hot_To_Trot]

osrs moment

[@Disjsbhc]

Cabbage cape is you

[@deadgavin4218]

he naturally hates vegetarians he just cant help it

[@shpunkguy]

I don't know why, but I have a feeling that the elf wants my strongest potion.

[@nobeyone]

You can’t handle it

[@nullmori715]

​@@nobeyone Uhh dawg? Im going into battle. I need that potion 💀

[@toolittletoolate]

@@nullmori715 My potions are barely fit for a beast, let alone a man. They're far too strong for you.

[@autumnwaggoner758]

Now you need to go on 10 side quests to replenish your potion and earn more XP to be powerful enough

[@FatherMcKenzie66]

YO 🤨?

[@DungeonSoup]

If my cabbage cape started talking out of line like that he'd soon become a finely shredded coleslaw cape.

[@nobeyone]

That’s a good way to keep his soul from flying into some other object and starting a whole new possession. Love your cartoons beeteedubs :D

[@DungeonSoup]

@@nobeyone Big fan of yours as well! Been watching since the metal gear ones :)

[@nobeyone]

Awesome. You ever want me for a voice or anything like that let me know!

[@ash6899]

@@nobeyone what program do you use to animate these

[@Guy-McPerson]

Aw man, I hate it when my sapient vegetable imbued clothing goes full homicidal mode and turns away lucrative business opportunities.

[@nobeyone]

All. The . Time.

[@leoorellana6472]

I am totally going to repeat that quote out of context to screw with people.

[@megaponful]

Aw shucks

[@majestyzx9081]

Fry Knight's got a few onion rings loose if you're picking up what I'm putting down.

[@nobeyone]

ZING

[@ash6899]

@@nobeyone what program do you use to animate these

[@Mothbean]

​@@ash6899 He just transmutes his subconscious brainwaves into video format

[@ash6899]

@@Mothbean he responds to multiple comments and likes them but cant answer a fan who wants to make animations like him. its kinda off putting

[@Mothbean]

@@ash6899 If you want an actual answer, I'm 90% sure it's just MS paint. That's what he said it was in a different video, at least.

[@SKYTHEGUY96]

I was thinking “hey I’d like to watch something before I enter my deep slumber”, then when I looked into my magical tablet of dreams, this was the first thing to pop up, a perfect scripture to observe right before hibernation

[@TheNewRobotMaster]

Cabbage Cape: you don't need money when you've got me Also Cabbage Cape, 3 seconds earlier: let's kill this guy and take his items and money

[@therealscarhomie]

duality of cabbage cape

[@yisusarguedas2120]

Cabbage cape knows where the real gold is

[@biggusdickus1689]

False, if Fry Knight completed the quest he would have created a potential business venture, perhaps completing more quests in time. Killing him would have only guaranteed a single payout.

[@the_booontch]

that cabbage cape guy is giving me real bad energy man

[@nobeyone]

He’s your friend though

[@ash6899]

@@nobeyone what program do you use to animate these

[@508911]

"That quest would have given us a lot of money" delivery triggered a brown bricks flashback

[@nobeyone]

In moinecrap

[@TheNewRobotMaster]

Oh man it's uncanny

[@therealscarhomie]

in minecrap

[@ash6899]

@@nobeyone what program do you use to animate these?

[@RedRoomDisco]

"Why are you wearing a homicidal cape?" "Its BiS."

[@gavincurtin1896]

Equipped with Diango's Claws, you'll be a killing machine.

[@brolapse69]

That looks like an awfully restful cape.

[@delenfrazier5727]

Cabbage cape just wants to speak his mind

[@marsmagius]

Don't worry, habsburg jaw adoring fan doesn't exist, he can't hurt you Habsburg jaw adoring fan: 0:08

[@Bern_il_Cinq]

Nothing wrong with a little elfcest to get those chin genes in

[@_Greyboi_]

I like how it sounds like he’s speaking under a plastic bucket. Adds to the silliness lol

[@WolfShi3ld]

I think the problem here is that cabbage cape has mistakenly hopped on the back of Fry Day Knight, instead of his evil twin Fry Night Knight. Different fronts for different folks, but this one was a misfire.

[@SoFCeO]

Foul Tarished...put these foolish ambitions to rest

[@thetaree2204]

your art is so cool, I’m a huge fan of your work!

[@Kryptnyt]

My potions are too strong for you traveller, they would turn you into an elvish questgiver, you can't handle my potions

[@STARofTHEMAIDEN]

this channel is pure gold!! i've been searching for animations with this like DOS game aesthetic for my entire life !!!

[@nobeyone]

Welcome home

[@purifire]

I don't think I'd be too comfortable if someones apparel started speaking aloud about their plans to kill me.

[@CooperDooper38]

Deep down, I think there's a cabbage cape inside us all.

[@JosephShemelewski]

I'm kinda drunk so I agree with green carpet

[@nobeyone]

Probably not the best choice but I respect your opinion

[@PattPlays]

real chaoic neutral sentient magic items

[@leovillant768]

This feels so uneasy

[@medien5148]

Red eyes? Totally not corrupted by the forbidden lands

[@mr.manguyfellow]

Reminds me of that one spongebob episode where spongebob had that evil green part of him on his back

[@dustlass]

The elves possess an otherworldly beauty.

[@Ensrick]

Initially, I'm the Knight and I do the quest, but I become the cape after the quest is complete. I'll kill the elf after, take item he wanted back, and any remaining items he may be carrying.

[@nobeyone]

10000IQ

[@Rubbly]

This is why you replace the Cabbage Cape as soon as you get something better! Hopefully Obsidian Cape or a Skillcape aren't as homicidal!

[@gavincurtin1896]

Shoulda wore the farming cape instead of Diango's knockoff cabbage cape.

[@yooberz]

Dude cabbage cape , chill out

[@nobeyone]

Tell em

[@ItzTheVaudeVillian]

I always happen to catch your videos when I'm high and it's always a journey

[@RealProfessionalHumanBeing]

Incredible. tHANK you for your service.

[@electriccustomer3140]

the downside of using dwarven cabbage

[@C4MG1RL]

This feels like the idea someone high off their rocker while eating a mid burger at like white castle (thus making the burger a knight) would come up with lol

[@doctorauxiliary]

poor ol' cabbagecape just wants to feel needed & loved & safe. that's all.

[@avalectra1]

These remind me of adult swim when i was kid . Makes me feel so cozy.

[@kennylauderdale_en]

I relish these videos. Nobey really cuts the mustard. Third condiment pun. (I am very smart)

[@nobeyone]

Condiment man

[@aye8136]

Tricky wee elf trying to pull the wool over the eyes of these Two fine young gentlemen, I mean how could you not trust these simply swell individual's?

[@Chevalierofwhatever]

elf quest is a comic series and role playing game.

[@acobraquefuma8776]

The CS footsteps sound is so nostalgic

[@noahthompson95]

alas, for Cabbage Cape was forever cursed to be a prey animal, and not the apex predator he so desperately wishes to be. Fry Knight's refusal to adhere to his murderous ideas only tortures him more; this is why you never cross the parking lot wizard without pepper spray

[@hdtshdhdy3116]

This was great and all but the people demand the restful cube.

[@LavenderViolet00]

Don Quixote and his trusty cabbage cape 😤

[@angolomat882]

This feels like DnD campain of the blonde guy and his restfull cube friend.

[@KageKitsune64]

We all have a few intrusive "cabbage cape thoughts," from time to time.

[@disgruntleddude6105]

I'm just glad he didn't have the turnip shield or the carrot dagger. The three of them chattering away has been known to turn many a noble knight into a gibbering murder hobo.

[@Goldengategobbler]

Aaah I remember this, the Hotdog Harlot quest is coming up soon.

[@locomotivevoice]

Cabbage makes a powerful point we should reconsider about that knife-ear

[@johnathoncarter]

Burger Baron has better loot anyway

[@nobeyone]

Burger baron is too high a level for them

[@therealscarhomie]

Mannn that cabbage cape wouldnt last 2 seconds in a Bincos

[@OvAeons]

Careful Cabbage Cape! You may become salad one of these days! Actually a good bit would be trying to replace it with a farming cape.

[@robertsides3626]

They call him The Chin.

[@AmiGuitar]

silly cabbage cape

[@ETheeb]

Hamburger buns, ketchup and fries?

[@JamestheFreak24]

That cabbage cape must know some dark secret about the elves.

[@arriasinsanite4886]

tamriel's eleves are doing great this day

[@JachymorDota]

Reward first, Quest never, run from the Guards forever!

[@Maton573]

Cabbage cape is watching

[@BatmanReal]

fry-knight sounds like matt berry, and cabbage cape sounds like a darker alter-ego of matt berry's fry-knight

[@TheNewStylOfHim]

that cape should be thrown along the local riverbank for his infraction, at least that's how I did it to my capes..

[@hismajesty6272]

Glen Quagmire as an elf.

[@danielmcbf]

The Cabagge Cape is like my intrusive thoughts

[@sms9070]

By the look of the knight's heraldry i presume he serves the mighty burger king

[@munkytub6814]

Watching this stoned feels like playing Skyrim on Benadryl

[@madcat789]

You have a quality in these videos that make me imagine they were drawn on an Amiga using Deluxe Paint. Fry Knight is a good soul.

[@nobeyone]

They were drawn in a deluxe paint clone! So basically

[@madcat789]

@@nobeyone Oh, what's it called?

[@nobeyone]

Grafx2

[@ash6899]

@@nobeyone thanks for sharing!

[@silly_snail-w7j]

cabbage cape has definitely doffed it up again...as always. never trust a cabbage cape.

[@TheGloriusContent]

How to fail a job interview, speedrun.

[@handlesshouldntdefaulttonames]

this is basically foundation

[@33elk]

I fucking hurt myself laughing in the first 8 minutes when the cape just looks at the knight and back at the elf like I already fucking knew where this was going without him having to even need to say a single line of dialogue.

[@crimsonshinobi5281]

That cape better be careful, the knight clearly has a chip on his shoulder (or two).

[@ksdnsdkumar1375]

Poor Cabbage cape getting all the blame.

[@Concerned_Custodian]

i hope fry knight gets past this toxic relationship and finds a better travel companion

[@Thatreallycooluser]

Please, i need more of this cabbage souled cape and this frivolous fry knight

[@dependent-ability8631]

cabbage cape lookin like he's a judge or something

[@HamguyBacon]

maybe he's right, he's made out of cabbage, so you could eat the cape.

[@Drawrandom2187]

Fry knight sounds like he wants to break Batman's back with his knee

[@recorddeepness709]

He's ALWAYS like this.

[@muscovyducks]

restful cape not restful enough

[@kaloifortich4491]

i thought ai made the most hideous freaky looking freaks. but that elf's face is is something technology dare not attempt.

[@Daniels4]

Fry Knight doesn't appreciate Cabbage Cape enough, that Quest was probably fake anyways

[@RichRick13]

Cabbage cape seems like the opposite of a restful cube

[@adventuringwolf8517]

Intelligent magic item try not to leak intrusive murderous thoughts into it's user's mind challenge (impossible)

[@Minecraft7635]

Ended too soon, need more

[@Jman0163]

that elf looks like he has trouble with potion sellers

[@Power-Down]

How does it feel to be so close to 100k

[@nobeyone]

It’s edging me

[@Power-Down]

@@nobeyone You're mogging me and my 3k subs

[@taff6587]

the purple teeth‼️

[@nobeyone]

PURPLE TEETH 🦷

[@NiiRubra]

Cabbage cape gives him +7 in the Commercial Acumen skill, but sometimes it does speak out of turn and thinks everything is about "commercial" "acumen".

[@VoiceActorYourNameHere]

That elf can count himself lucky he didn't meet Curly Fry knight and his spunky companion, the Expired Mayonnaise Slime. They would do far worse.

[@aronwright388]

You did use the cup after all, love it!

[@genericalfishtycoon3853]

Around elves, defend yourselves. Never trust the knife ear.

[@anomalocaris_man]

cabbage cape is such a jokester!

[@DoitForTheLolz1]

The cape is right, kill the Elf for the quest money now, so you can gear up for bigger quests sooner, and increase your XP gains substantially. The alternative is the Elf's low social ranking means he never had the quest money to begin with and you save yourself getting scammed.

[@nektarios5291]

We need more restful cube content

[@ryanrockers]

I really like the way it ends

[@nebulagoodies3027]

What a shame. It is quite a dire feeling when a perfectly sound quest goes unfulfilled.

[@glitchedoom]

Glad to see a high elf managed to break their way out of Oblivion.