YOU'LL NEVER GUESS THESE IMPOSSIBLY STUPID ANIME SUBTITLES. (feat. CrankGameplays)

Translating anime can get really tough... and stupidly impossible to predict.
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[@alexisawelikesmusic1000]

"People die if they are killed." 🌈The more you know 🌈

[@t3ras74]

alexisawe plays tfm Being alone is lonely

[@Jun-cz9cv]

i have fun being alone... cuz ican masturbate all day

[@HVdv-cq7nz]

But... what about the horrible pain you get after your 10-11th time??

[@t3ras74]

H. Vdv I don't know, the most times I've masturbated in a day was when I masturbated 6 times in a day and I didn't feel any pain.

[@HVdv-cq7nz]

Well, I once masturbated 11 times after each other. I will never forget the pain I felt after that... You'll get it once you've tried it.

[@falco7626]

"People die if they are killed." *HMMM YES, THIS FLOOR IS MADE OUT OF FLOOR*

[@doomslayer343]

A minute passes for every 60 seconds in Africa

[@Setazy]

Cristian Galindo Woah it does?

[@galihindra7133]

Then what if they died because of illness, they dont die?

[@falco7626]

@@galihindra7133 No, they don't. They unlock sandbox mode

[@leila_rshdn]

You forgot to say every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes.

[@Kahoneki]

"People die if they are killed." "Things are things if they are things." That is deep... bruh

[@beansforsalewahoo]

Objects are objects if they are things

[@mustardtitsthemurdermaster3486]

Moo means moo

[@Talonistrying]

R/Im14andthisisdeep

[@ASlutty9SUnit]

Fun things are fun

[@stuarthutzler6670]

"Life needs things to live." ~Percival Frederickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III

[@SaturnHunter_]

Ethan: it’s about a young boy with powers more than he can handle and he’s got to figure them out Did you mean: *the plot to every hero anime ever made*

[@axatu7716]

*cough* my hero academia *cough*

[@SaturnHunter_]

Chaos. I’m not gonna say you’re wrong, because you aren’t

[@genderenigma8276]

Ah...shonen....

[@marcylleevemealone]

@@axatu7716 I mean technically a guy who went from powerless to the most op person in the series

[@Anna-fc5pk]

*gizmo daddy

[@d.fujoshi1613]

“People die if you don’t catch the ball” - Baseball Boiz

[@discipleofcabelloism1591]

D.Fujoshi feel like this could actually be an anime

[@jasonjung6433]

sounds like angel beats

[@beansforsalewahoo]

They did, unfortunately.

[@aidanpina1182]

I'd watch it

[@aidenember4640]

It's so stupid to be anime

[@wendigo6188]

I’m confused Ethan is literally the best person ever and friends with like every KZbinr but he doesn’t have more than a million subs?!

[@bxwieknxfe]

Now he does!

[@ashlesnec44]

Hell yeah he does

[@greencityorgization7372]

now he does ;)

[@squids6987]

OBJECTION

[@arlis6781]

He does now

[@dementia3499]

Ethan 2017: Ew vegemite and licorice ew. Ethan 2020: Let me just driNK PISS AND HAVE MYSELF A PEE SAUNA.

[@user-zp5mk6jj1h]

also eat dog food and bugs

[@Jerry_Freestyle]

Momento Mori....

[@alexanderjoshbustamante3203]

Memento Mori

[@mermaidjaydel25]

Momento mori

[@ashofthefallen5550]

It's like as soon as it ended, Eef appears on alot other channels from the past, thru the digital death of ■■■■

[@qlanted8545]

“Being alone is lonely” 🌈 The More You Know

[@ivymuncher]

kill me there’s a pretty big difference between being alone and lonely

[@fastrace8195]

@@ivymuncher Well there is, but if you read it with no context it sounds kind of like the same

[@Muni_Puni]

"(Translators note: moo means moo)" best. Note. EVER.

[@anshulghatge2147]

Munise Yasar "waa" "Translator's note: 'waa' means 'waa'

[@Muni_Puni]

Anshul Ghatge purfect👌

[@nataliechavez6140]

Omg it's Florence I love ur profile pic

[@Muni_Puni]

N.C. Liz omg thank you! (/^▽^)/

[@yeovmxn4817]

Me as a translator. And Florence thoooooo ;)

[@kin4386]

I would pay to watch an Anime called Baseball Boiz.

[@finnvost9349]

closest i can recommend is JoJo stardust Crusaders for the Hey ! That's a baseball ! game

[@HappyElsen]

There's an older anime called Ookiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/Oofuri (alternate names, same anime) if you're still interested. It's just a bunch of kids playing baseball and trying to succeed, and of course building teamwork and friendship along the way. It's pretty nice.

[@iamsnake4754]

I wouldn't baseball is boring but then again anime makes boring things non boring

[@ildefonsobaguio6981]

Gizmo daddyy

[@blazekit2694]

Is there a movie

[@user-uo7ko9xw4w]

“People die if they are killed” reminds me of a very seriously written sentence in my Very Professional psychology textbook. “Many people die as a result of being murdered.” Wow really? You don’t say!

[@alam5055]

Well, it's true, because you can die from other causes too, like illness, accident etc. so many people, but not all, die by being murdered. It's just worded in a funny way.

[@user-uo7ko9xw4w]

@@alam5055 I know, I just found it funny that they had to specify that they died when being murdered literally means being killed lol

[@gretablackwell495]

I remember once my local newspaper printed the words “murdered to death” without a trace of irony

[@lakshaykochhar6799]

I swear to god, it feels like Shirou himself wrote this bullsh*t.

[@Endershock1678]

Fun Fact: If you go to "Germanic Folklore" on Wikipedia, the first sentence is "Germanic folklore is the folklore of the Germanic peoples". Thanks Wikipedia, I never would have guessed.

[@Ravenlion13]

Joey: "orphan and poor kind of go hand in hand" *Bruce Wayne intensifies*

[@Kuumin]

He's rich dude

[@Ravenlion13]

@@Kuumin yeah that was kinda my point lol. They dont for all orphans

[@Kuumin]

@@Ravenlion13 I misread

[@r4nd0mguy99]

also: Ayasaki Hayate is technically not an orphan, but he might as well be. Does getting abandoned/sold by your parents count as being an orphan?

[@Jamjamsart]

"this Ramen is my girlfriend" i mean, honestly, same

[@haichie1341]

Im kinda late but i read your username as "Noodle Bags"

[@attic_trash]

It wasn't even a anime lol it's a olddd cartoon thats newer called voltron

[@lilredstrawberriez]

So... Then you eat her?

[@micapowder1221]

“People die if they are killed” Me: people get oxygen when they breathe

[@beeisverycool]

People cry when tears fall

[@moonstudio4613]

people smile if they are happy

[@peepawliliavanrouge]

people release carbon dioxide when they exhale

[@moleesther4858]

Goku powers up when he inverts ultra instinct

[@scythehound]

Every 60 seconds a minute passes

[@ventirulz19]

"I am interested only in twelve-year-olds!" .....Sebastian Micheales?

[@nanami4245]

SSOOOOO TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[@devilmethewitch2024]

Mori-sensei

[@kitkat_zelda2409]

No. Just No.

[@snowypewpew184]

Ooohhhh noooooooo lol

[@laplayplay]

Oh fuck...

[@hoon_ie4035]

just imagine Mark, Ethan and Tyler in one room with Joey... *oh god*

[@tonyamuller3797]

i would love to see that result XD

[@blytobyn5437]

Guest star on Unus Annus

[@salthesock1546]

Playing cards against humanity.. *… ANIME EDITION.*

[@SkeleMuffin]

Galaxy Potato I’d die to see that

[@aidenember4640]

That would be heaven and hell at the same time

[@amittesukku]

Ethan is the special link between the gaming community and the anime community. Edit: A surprising amount of people doesn't even bother to ask what I mean. It's incredible.

[@rendermanable]

i guess the most obvious one is pewdiepie!!

[@bombames]

Amitte Sukku what about stuff like the tales series?

[@xrrgr]

Silver yeah

[@amyplaysgrowtopia9704]

I'm a simple woman. I see Yoosung, I like the comment.

[@millieloves2]

hes like the avatar (korra or aang)

[@potatonugget7645]

"people die if they are killed" *N-NANI?!?!?*

[@LovelyLina034]

"Get in the _____" Me: GET IN THE TRUNK!!!

[@tonyamuller3797]

not the only one who thought that lol

[@evelynrocksyourlife]

mee too XD

[@kakyoinnoriaki2875]

I thought of boat xD

[@sensenzel]

i thought "get in the van" LMAOOOO

[@bkirkpa1]

Get in the boot(y).

[@jacobbarker4180]

3 years later and I bet people are still calling him gizmo daddy

[@therobotfromirobot]

I only knew him from these videos for years and thought he was called gizmo daddy :(

[@ZaxorVonSkyler]

He'll always be Unus!

[@Rhino123freak]

He graduated to the Gongoozler

[@satanloona2100]

"Don't call him Gizmo Daddy" *how bout i do anyw a y*

[@cute60666]

min yoon gi's beauty sleep 1. That made my day 2. ARMY LETS GOOOOO

[@tanushrishah2884]

min yoon gi's beauty sleep Nice Bill Wurtz reference there

[@Yellhoe]

min yoon gi's beauty sleep Armyyy

[@satanloona2100]

1. Bill Wurtz is gr9 2. ARMYYYYYY

[@ilovepandas15]

min yoon gi's beauty sleep Henlo otaku army

[@toxicsamantha2135]

You forgot "Why did berserker go beserk" And "The archer class is really made up of archers." Which are from the same universe as "If I defeat the enemy, will you buy me pants." And "People die if they are killed."

[@Shihlyse]

Don't forget "just because you’re correct doesn’t mean you’re right" and "when you have a birthday , you celebrate being born"

[@pabliiiiitox]

That's why fate is a fucking masterpiece

[@Shlrms_]

Me looking at the thumbnail: is.....is that Ethan?

[@kuroexmachina]

no it's Unus

[@StupidWeb]

No it's gizmo daddy, aka crankgameplays

[@kuroexmachina]

​No it's EEF

[@estefaniasorando4409]

No it's _the gongoozler_

[@tinypierson1020]

Yep

[@miriammm1476]

I guessed the "shoot her to death without killing her" one :D

[@cherryblossom1084]

MyVeryEnergeticMotherJustServedUsNinePizzas same 🤗

[@asphyxiatingfish]

I just watched that part when I saw this comment

[@whatthefridge1o1]

Same

[@snev5188]

Me tu

[@RhynoBytes857]

Me too

[@guaage]

at 14:13 I accidentally went back to 14:03 and it was fucking amazing “ How can you say you love her, if you can’t even *BUy mE pAnTS* “

[@chloes_.closet_]

* W H A*

[@iskdea8461]

14:12 Messed up a second there probably)

[@nanami4245]

I just did it and omg its so funny lolol

[@whatthefridge1o1]

Omfggg thats hilarious

[@deathvirus5514]

Crank: "Are you sure I won't die?" Anime Man: "No- I've had these before" Sorry man. You may die.

[@thesaltiestspoon]

The last one made me die I'm literally typing this from the afterlife _moo means moo_

[@lollineko4087]

"The whole thing!" "Swallow it!" "Come back!" "He doesn't like salty things" "Your spit will only taste like that "

[@Nobody-707]

Where are the fanfic writers

[@Nobody-707]

"I tried to bite into it but it was too hard so I had to suck on it"

[@Nobody-707]

@Pirakat.bts write

[@lilredstrawberriez]

Ohmygod whyyyyy

[@zee3018]

Omg random quotes out of context though

[@rockyrockyroad]

This is kinda weird to me because I found ogchan by watching the anime man, and found Ethan through og, and now Ethan and joey are collating. The circle is complete.

[@tnkbale1]

You know it's not impossible because i knew shoot him to death without killing him

[@bunniesWHISPERSasmr]

Erica Burbank Thats a square, isn't it?

[@stuchly1]

i am only interested in that good succ! XD

[@crystalw_725]

neko Warrior more like a triangle

[@justarandomhuman4043]

Erica Burbank im the 666th liker llol and thats a cool coincidence

[@kathrynson850]

"Capture him if he's alive. If he's not, kill him." 😂😂😂

[@weebyes2951]

As a person who has lived with 50 cows for 10 years i can confirm moo means moo

[@weeaboojesus6360]

In 1600's england suicide was punishable by death, they were watching too much anime i think

[@catnip-it8rx]

Didn't know anime existed since 1600

[@Nobody-707]

@@catnip-it8rx Well it does noe

[@mcsquid6861]

@@catnip-it8rx r/woooosh

[@mcsquid6861]

@Yousif Saad check the comment i replied to

[@cruzmaldonado9897]

@@mcsquid6861 r/woosh

[@stalkerzhs1864]

11:24 The correct answer was actually "The goddamn robot Shinji"

[@temarinara77]

StalkerZHS lol

[@elitesoni5086]

im glad i wasn't the only one who thought this

[@JeroenO129]

:(

[@animal6124]

Yessssss

[@boopsboops6250]

Joey can't be a weeaboo, weeaboos pretend to be japanese, JOEY IS JAPANESE!!

[@rachelmacaron3280]

Salmiakki is a finnish candy, wich we finns love. Shout out to the finns

[@underworld_fez5180]

Rachel Macaroon IM LATE BUT HERE HI

[@underworld_fez5180]

lol moi

[@finnvost9349]

i'm not finnish but my name is Finn, does that count?

[@r4nehd26]

Torilla tavataan!

[@maijaavea5337]

Salmiakki is like mu favourite candy fazerin supersalmiakki on kyl parasta SUAMI

[@reddragon-3115]

The “show me your armpits” one actually makes sense if you watched the show it’s just been badly taken out of context

[@k34o]

I think that’s the case with a lot of these

[@joemama-ie5zp]

whats the anime called?

[@omniscientomnipresent5500]

Yeah, I watched it !

[@omniscientomnipresent5500]

@@joemama-ie5zp brynhldir in the darkness.

[@kingsukhghosh1332]

Yeah I think she had a small mark below her armpit and he wanted to see that to confirm if she was his childhood friend who saved his life and may have died.

[@presleytheanimegirl9016]

I was expecting "BUT IT WAS I, DIO"

[@pkmasterl]

Za Warudo

[@lunatique1626]

presley the AnimeGirl KONO DIO DA

[@Greedism]

presley the AnimeGirl OMAE WA MOU SHIDEIRU

[@konodioda5378]

I FINALLY FOUND THIS COMMENT WRRRRYYY Y YY. Y Y Y

[@thenim8999]

In fact I was expecting a screenshot from JoJo in general. I mean both the anime and the manga have so many hilarious out of context stuff he could do an entire video of JoJo lines.

[@momotech7648]

His reaction to "We're sorry about leaving the kitchen." gets me every fucking time.

[@swifterman9000]

that is from the anime reborn if you wanted to know, and it has good context. he told them to stay there cause they were in serious danger. but its still funny out of context.

[@momotech7648]

Ah. Thanks. Still, his "Wooah." noise makes me laugh (atleast internally) every damn time.

[@Greedism]

Momotech 764 OMAE WA MOU SHIDEIRU

[@momotech7648]

Was that a motherfucking JoJo's reference?

[@ifrac.1490]

can you explain what it means out of context? so confused..

[@Emma-zr8qc]

Me before watching the video: "Ethan is a weeb/otaku?" Me two minutes into the video: "See, that makes a lot more sense."

[@crownclowncreations]

Joey: pulls out Salmiakki as punishment Ethan: Ew blegh **spits it out** Me: Glances over at my 5 packs of Salmiakki at my desk _How dare-!_

[@hayaku3909]

se salmiakki syyään vikisemättä perkele

[@CumAss]

@@RD-ir5tw finnish id think

[@kza6634]

Get in the zone, auto zone did anyone else automatically think of that

[@baguettebtch]

Kiki Perkins i did!

[@choerryontop]

me too

[@kathiyrizarry]

Kiki Perkins yeah

[@Yeventry]

Only us Americans probably

[@mistytheshinxch]

Ofc, it's only the best jingle ever

[@goji-woji1584]

People die if they are killed Don't drink and drive Edit: Holy shit I didn't think I would get this many likes

[@Saya-ng1sl]

W.D. Gaster that's the way it's supposed to be~

[@goji-woji1584]

ilikedota it was meant as a joke

[@Saya-ng1sl]

W.D. Gaster but what he's saying is also a joke lmao

[@goji-woji1584]

Linh Nguyen oh... my bad

[@financialproblems9308]

just because your correct dosent mean your right

[@qwertious31]

This is like Anime Cards against Humanity But worse

[@aidenember4640]

But better*

[@lunaversalias918]

The "get a afro" one is from Ja-pan a bread cooking manga/anime. Same with the one about drying a cat in the microwave.

[@_helvetixa]

wasn't the cow one also from Yakitate Japan?

[@lunaversalias918]

@@_helvetixa there is a chance but unless you find the part that it shows up in we couldn't know for sure.

[@_helvetixa]

Luna Versalias it is. I remember it vividly. I didn’t finish it but I did get to that part XD

[@loneghostash9376]

I'm crying, Ethan why are you here? 😂

[@jordansmellssquishy7662]

Ikr? This is the anime section lmao 😂

[@ragejay1063]

loneghostash ikr I was like why the hell is he here 😂😂🤣

[@davell1078]

loneghostash they're buddies since, I don't know, like a year or something.

[@Netizpossible]

loneghostash Joey is training Ethan to release his inner Weeb. You think your regular 24 hour binge is enough. Try watching every episode of One Piece, without any breaks.

[@anthonychessar7179]

I know right! who's next: Markiplier?

[@rosabowen731]

"This ramen is my girlfriend" is from Voltron, as I'm sure someone before me has said.

[@keegansakura1307]

What season and episode?

[@conwaysquest6961]

That's Amuro Ray. From Mobile Suit Gundam.

[@mirroroffthewall5932]

It's actually from Galaxy Express 999

[@Strangeness_coven]

"People die if they are killed" not in anime!

[@kosakasimp3243]

Isabelle Heintz not In the every isekai

[@hyacinthhireath]

**joseph joestar intensifies**

[@luvrgirlzoe]

Me: **sees thumbnail** it’s that Ethan? *_*reads title*_* IT IS MY BLUE BOIIII

[@anartistthatlovesart2792]

I thought the cow was going to say *"Shit!"* like "Bull Shit!" But this is better XD

[@arilarsen5515]

Police:what do you know about the crime? Me:well I know people die when they get killed

[@linkinaryan]

Chipotle TheDankDog police: no shit, Sherlock

[@stopreadingthisusername9528]

Police: *all implode in themselves because theIr bodies weren't capable of comprehending such knowlegde*

[@RhynoBytes857]

“Are you sure I’m not going to die?” “No.” “I’ve had these before.”

[@ashofthefallen5550]

Twas not his time

[@cihanvural7541]

13:16 it's japanese v. was like "Hitori ga sabishii" it makes sense in japanese tho

[@idontknowdude3021]

It does make sense in English too, alone and lonely have different meanings, it just sounds goofy

[@drew-agay765]

"Probably like a normal person being strangled?" NO! You'd hear the gurgle of rainbows spewing from our mouths and magical sparkles floating around.

[@mendelevium7408]

I can confirm this

[@elisabethheiman2104]

Oh my God, this is so bad but I can't stop laughing.

[@magicalpotato7158]

Weee

[@lilredstrawberriez]

You are correct!

[@hinatauchiha3923]

The anime man cannot be the anime man if he doesn't eat manga for breakfast.

[@wafflesenpai7255]

Says the person named "Hinata Uchiha"

[@wolgmiD]

>Hinata >Uchiha He has ascended weaboo life

[@hinatauchiha3923]

Waffle Senpai My first name is hinata and uchiha was just cool sounding in my opinion I only know of like 3 or 4 anime.

[@Eclipsed_Archon]

Hinata is your real first name? I always liked the name, means "facing the sun" right?

[@wolgmiD]

asians can't be webs den

[@Strainore]

i actually got the "Shoot her to death, without killing her!" one ;D

[@azuk689]

some wise man in a far away city once said: *humans breathe if they inhale oxygen*

[@aidenember4640]

So, I HAVE been doing it wrong

[@ban1me540]

"Those are some orphan clothes." Does this mean that Steve from Blue's Clues is an orphan?

[@CDRandom]

Yes. *sad violin intensifies*

[@theradiantdehd3997]

"Who likes ammonia?" Me: Slowly raises hand sarcastically.

[@grenmoyo3968]

TheRadiantDehd golden shower for you boi!

[@YOU_SHALL_NOW_PASS]

McDonalds.

[@user-je4kl3ej9h]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!! It's MgRonald's.

[@adito8260]

TheRadiantDehd 7

[@ouzei]

Oh boy salmiakki on khyl hyvää! 5/5

[@Hoshimaru57]

14:30 It IS from a hentai. I think it’s Nightshift Nurses, and sadly I found out the answer to that question. He loved her, he really really loved her. I didn’t realize it was THAT episode and I forgot what the show was called to avoid it. And then when things started going wrong I tried skipping to the 🍆 🌮 scenes and ran right into the answer. 🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@zigmazero2879]

RIP Hoshimaru57 "Never saw that scat tag"

[@rockpaperscissoring]

12:12 the memories of my first anime that was great but not for a 12 year old. Welp. Mistakes were made. Also that line out of content seems weird but he said it becouse of the fact that he had a friend that had 3 moles under her armpit. She died in a accident and the protagonist thought he'll never see her again. Many years later when he was in high school there was a new girl that got in that looked exactly like the "dead" friend. He in shock asked her if she remembered him and after she responded with a "no" he got mad and shouted the line put in the video. There's the explanation. Also the name of the anime is "brynhildr in the darkness"

[@ruthannd.6250]

I'm shocked he didn't have "These ____ are great! Nothing beats a ___ ____ ______."

[@thewiseman6834]

*Jelly Filled Donuts*

[@miacamille363]

*is this boku no pico?*

[@blubclub5422]

Y e s

[@whatthefridge1o1]

No joke other than pokemon...boku no pico was the first anime I watched😂😂😂

[@a.tforshort4556]

@@whatthefridge1o1 What the f- XD

[@bupcereal8384]

WhatTheFridge 1o1 I pray for you, please, stay safe.

[@aidanpina1182]

Pigeon

[@tenzinscofield7543]

“People die if they are killed”, someone tell Ash that.

[@zuchvugoths1769]

11:13 get in the zone, with autozone

[@silentshark101]

In my eyes,Ethan used to be Mark's(Markiplier's) editor. Now he's a guy who has only watched One Punch Man

[@monstergirlinc8707]

it's the ONE anime he's seen HA HA HA HA ha ha ha ha h h h h . . . Sorry, I had to do that

[@musicbychimera]

Ethan is not just an editor nor a man who just one anime, he's an amazing being with a wonderful soul

[@chrips154]

Fresh Mike Ethan is more than that

[@Katriella.]

Yeah, he's watched Ponyo too

[@winnie_the_bleh]

Wonder Struck And the voice of an angel

[@rotundspecimen3770]

Ahhh I remember the good ol days, when naruto was given his first beyblade and achieved gear 4 by season 16

[@destreder9950]

Sauce lol

[@rotundspecimen3770]

Ken Kaneki Kaneki *Ken* you not make fun of my profile picture?????

[@songangelsmusic]

I love watching they're videos, and I was so lucky to meet them both at Anime expo this last year. They are both so sweet and humble, I hope they will have lots more success this next year.

[@BakedConjurer5]

0:50 is it my ear or another person heard the word Porño

[@user-ch7vc4qe2q]

You should've done "Nothing beats a _____________________"

[@vex9134]

*JELLY FILLED DONUT*

[@louisaniathemagnificent8246]

メルキオンジオバニ J e l l y f i l l e d d o n u t s

[@kellydunavant8700]

メルキオンジオバニ *J E L L Y F I L L E D D O N U T*

[@shootbob79ps42]

メルキオンジオバニ JALLA FALLD NUT.

[@mightylargechip7052]

Michael awdry lol

[@ohjeejayyt]

11:12 Ethan:get in the zone? Me:AUTO ZONE!!!!

[@dreamaniax]

I'm wheezing!

[@Starla-G]

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE

[@solusoren]

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT

[@verticallettuce3140]

I thought the same thing!

[@nicolaecalmatui]

The FriendZONE ?

[@chh4rliee]

I love how there’s just a whole bunch of Aki fanart in the back

[@cliffritch7304]

"You can't eat ammonia" So, btw, a way to get ammonia is to distill urine, so like, it isn't like having a bit of ammonia will kill you

[@EternalightVXe]

It's like... in order to get a high score in this quiz, you have to make yourself dumb first.

[@thatcringyperson8278]

Eternalight exactly!

[@tuesdayrain]

Eternalight not me I'm allready dumb :D

[@EternalightVXe]

@ImJustBread. Bread. What are you? Usopp?

[@supernovastar333]

"People die if they are killed" "Well,No shit captain obvious"

[@arig8051]

*My recommended yesterday:* Hey heres Joey with Seán *My recommended today:* have some Joey with Ethan

[@dagamersidgaming1054]

same

[@simonsays3107]

"Throw away your common sense..." That's literally how you win this game. It's an in-game hint.

[@Ieatpaste23]

Some people want anime to be real for the special powers, or the harems, I want them to be real for the dumb quotes.

[@atotalfiasco4213]

Just walk outside, there's a plethora of dumb quotes to be discovered in real life out there.

[@renworksfornow]

Move to Arkansas, you'll hear plenty

[@iskdea8461]

Watch lots of politics... It's the same thing

[@AstronaughtYT]

‘This ramen is my girlfriend.’ I can live by that

[@ness7916]

Joey: as a result of losing, you have to eat this. Also Joey: eats in winner

[@nekitamolik7100]

The Gyzmo daddy colabs are probs my favorite videos of yours

[@janreiafrica]

10:37 *Is this A meme 1 year before it became a meme?*

[@YoutubePizzer]

that’s not how the meme works

[@ouzei]

Yes

[@thederpyotaku9379]

it was already a meme but then it got popular

[@Nesfan_An]

KZbin Pizzer ya don't say

[@BasilLeaves_]

Oops it needed another 7 years...

[@drizzlemethis9995]

people poop if they are pooping

[@sodabea]

Joseph Abbey No shit Sherlock

[@Lawrence_Krystle]

You made me cry when I got to the spice and wolf part, not only cause it's one of my favorite anime. But because it's also has my name as the MC...

[@kingpuppy8302]

Ethan: -eats Vegemite from a spoon- Me: *Australian yelling*

[@Angel-mx7jj]

I got If ur alone ur lonely is dis a pigeon ramen is my girlfriend (I said boyfriend) if u stare me like that I'll be pregnant and... PEOPLE FUCKING DIE WHEN THEY ARE KILLED. geez, that's like half the internet memes for anime these days.... the other half is spammed with I love Emilia memes.

[@emilyzhang4643]

Hi Nona. (I think that's ur profile picture)

[@chibilita2930]

Hahaha Lol

[@noname8354]

You forgot the Jojo memes

[@Afumaii]

Mr. Santa Claus, why do you never bring presents to me? That's because... *Y O U R A T R A P*

[@Atrasimi0226]

My favorite thing is every time Joey tells Ethan the answer it’s the same reaction as a dad telling his son a pun (where Joey is the dad and Ethan is disappointed)

[@YueYagami00]

Ethan!!! it's good to see you !!

[@AndreySolovyev420]

he calls himself the anime man and hasn't even seen baseball boiz unsubscribed

[@kellyrose873]

*Lol*

[@linkinaryan]

I hope baseball boiz gets the anime of the year award or something from crunchyroll

[@frostycakestm79]

Ashunti Gardner It was a joke That's not even a real anime

[@vonbonsmithereens4393]

Ashunti Gardner oh my god , are you stupid

[@vonbonsmithereens4393]

Ashunti Gardner well you can't tell that someone is joking even when it is painstakingly obvious

[@AwesomeRobot12]

I actually watched the anime at 12:04, it's called brynhildr in darkness ... the quote sounds really weird, but it makes sense with context. The boy thought the girl was his friend who he lost years ago, so he wanted to confirm his suspicion by asking her to reveal a birthmark that only his friend would have.

[@KeybladeMasterVicky]

O

[@loverespectandcare3462]

kay

[@Anna-eq7jk]

AwesomeRobot12 Thanks, I was trying to figure put what anime this was cause it looked good. Thx again

[@Mitwadus]

Don'tknowwhattocall myselfsojustgonnadothis it’s a very dark Manga-Anime. Considering it’s the same author of Elfen Lied. Lynn Okamoto.

[@Anna-eq7jk]

Mitch w , I've watched the anime, haven't gotten past episode 10 yet tho, and I like it. It may be dark but it has a mysterious quality about it that I like Thanks for trying to worn me tho

[@honeyno1593]

2:31 Joey I had no idea you were capable of such sounds

[@huehue8696]

Joey talking about vegemite while asking "you reckon?" is the such an aussie thing-

[@Matsupitsu396]

WTF ETHAN ANIMEMAN HAS CONNECTIONS WITH MARKIPLIER SOMEHOW!?!?!?!

[@jacobcollins7661]

yeah they met once and watched the superbowl together if i recall with ethan

[@kellyrose873]

Ethan is one of Mark's friends. They make videos together.

[@EliKat94]

matson hako a little late but he had backflipped for Mark at a panel Mark did and then later 9n became friends and became Mark's editor.

[@jonahanno6854]

Ethan- "are you sure I'm not going to die?" Joey- "no I've had this before!"

[@Xristo_Kaizen]

Dude, can't wait to see the next series of baseball boiz!

[@simplyakindasussamurai.11]

I didn't know you know Ethan! That's so cool!

[@zerbozomeowington]

ETHAN MY BOY

[@skeetyyeetymomsspagheety8744]

Aria says That Jimin is my religion I see you everywhere

[@yourhighness1148]

I love your name

[@taliaprenci7666]

Aria says That Jimin is my religion Jimin is also my religion 🙏🏻

[@moonlitgalaxy5940]

Aria says That Jimin is my religion army!!!!!!!!

[@zerbozomeowington]

Connor Murphy I literally am everywhere

[@panicatthecringethatfrank1390]

People die if they are killed Edit: wow I didn't think this many people would like my comment 😂

[@thatmotivatedchristianorop6749]

Panic! At the Cringe that frank the archer class is really made out of archers.

[@panicatthecringethatfrank1390]

Christ emiya lol

[@kelvinmartinez4900]

When I read that I was like NOOOOO SHIT SHERLOCK.

[@Heroshii15]

Panic! At the Cringe that frank That's the way it should be.

[@ilyasbasuki3207]

Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right.

[@jarbackk447]

Ethan Frickin’ Backflip Dude Nestor!

[@cyborgstar]

Why did I have to search for this? KZbin should have put this in my recommended with all the unus annus and trash taste I've been watching.

[@tomatoland4229]

A man of culture I see

[@jessicahamm6134]

I was literally looking for a specific unus annus gif, when I saw a gif of Eef and Joey together. Had NO idea two of my favorite KZbinrs collabed, so I looked this video up immediately 😂

[@Anreii]

Best anime quote ever: "Is that a pigeon?" If you don't understand the reference please look it up lol it's amazing

[@alastryona]

Anrei 10:37

[@Anreii]

lmaoo I commented this before I watched the video, can't believe they included it that's fucking brilliant

[@KingCasual1986]

I am honestly surprised why Fighbird is not more popular because of that meme. And the whole Brave series for that matter.