You'll Never Guess These STUPID Anime Song Lyrics (ft. akidearest)

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[@gencarlozo8018]

Aki and Joey be out here looking like J-Rock idols

[@axinitewolf]

They might as well be.

[@nikiforos1750]

especially aki

[@basilhilal9365]

Or they just wake up

[@valcaryon3]

Versailles reincarnated

[@sakilly1669]

Always have been.

[@saldan3985]

Joey evolved from looking like Homeless Jesus to "I'm a fan of rock, and I've just woke up"

[@Shiki0414]

I liked Homeless Jesus

[@w1z4rd9]

Salman Ramdani Homeless Jesus 4life

[@ishiro7747]

-Weird flex but okay- check my pfp to be blessed :) im not a bot -.- i just like cats

[@vidarye5859]

homeless jesus is cr1tikal otherwise known as penguinz0, little did you know saint young men was based off of joey (buddha) and charlie (jesus) living together

[@vincentramirez9043]

Joey: the song is called "Tell Me Why" Aki: sings "I Want it That Way" by the Backstreet Boys 7:30

[@LeeandLie]

If you do a part two hit yo girl up 👀

[@Thighlicious]

👁👁 wasn’t expecting to see you

[@kinggeorgeiii7515]

ah hello

[@BvLee]

Oh hey it's that anime music lady

[@tenglee2854]

Love your work

[@cactussenpai9625]

O Didn’t expect LeeandLie. Would love to see a collab

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Not gonna front, I know a lot of anime openings by ear, but I would fail this challenge in a heartbeat.

[@Loiner_Leftie]

I only got the DBZ one, and that's because TFS used it as a joke

[@Bosswoman321]

Same!! I know them but when it comes to the name of it😅😅

[@genuinesiopao6620]

Knew that you’d be here, hi anti-mustache man

[@Peytonthefeyton]

I knew the last one

[@username2872]

Lol .. Its hilarious that you're everywhere

[@shaquilleiversondumpit3546]

Aki went back to her emo phase due to quarantine boredom.

[@helenasoup1338]

I liked this comment due to quarantine boredom.

[@salhzar6671]

I literally thought that Aki was misa from death note but as a brunette.

[@TheOther-Dude]

And I'm living for it

[@catherineluk2414]

i love it when women

[@ezekielnorling9933]

Where does she look emo tho 😳

[@brianna3275]

Joey: the song is called "Tell Me Why" Aki: *sings "I Want it That Way" by the Backstreet Boys* 7:30

[@AlvinaYunoa]

Yes

[@Redvelvet20030]

I an going to be honest I thought the were the same song

[@shadowstrike2594]

Yeah lol

[@rockorso125]

@@Redvelvet20030 I think they are

[@moytesting]

5:09 - my mind went: "if there were a *avatar* inside, I'd want to train it to *fight* a *firelord* "

[@yelanismine]

I'm-

[@shimaz1838]

Lol

[@bibliophile2297]

Causes it’s in ice (I just over explained your joke)

[@icyb9463]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate their chemistry

[@jesseb415]

Guys I think Joey’s secretly trying to destroy the whales

[@eurobeatdriver1647]

it ain't hard to tell-- da da da da daa(mj singing)

[@bigoldbenny1235]

Ngl that “hell yeah” made my day

[@someboreddudeintheinternet4693]

Its sounds like "heeeell yeah"

[@nikiforos1750]

d a n c e w h a m e n

[@svandalbear]

8:26 "It doesn't make sense" Actually it does, it's referencing the fact that the church and nuns in Black Lagoon are weapons dealers.

[@samuelzuleger5134]

It may also be referencing Revy's past. I think she stole the guns from her boss at some point. I am fuzzy on the details. That said, it still definitely fits with the nuns.

[@littlehalfkin9458]

@Samuel Zuleger. Or maybe referencing Revy at one point did believe in God, and she killed her father after she was beaten and r***ed by cop. But the anime and manga itself has many guns and references to god. Just my thoughts on it.

[@Sry342]

I agree that the opening song is probably referencing Revy's past. I've always thought it was obviously about her.

[@DandyLiesOn]

"This is rapped by a japanese person" My brain: Against the _weebs_, we are trying to _fight_ the _declining birth rate_

[@Krazee9]

"If you got even a single one correct..." Me, who remembers the OP of Black Lagoon and actually got that one.

[@GHOSTWARRIOR117]

Same

[@masanobumaou]

Same, and uts pretty easy as she has a gun xD

[@theskyisteal8346]

@@Jeffroiscool I PUT OUT YOUR MISERY!!!!!!!!!

[@-TK-]

And lucky Star

[@kenlee8970]

Same I looked up the lyrics too and knew a bit more

[@corbynmejia2340]

"I have a big gun, I took it from my Lord" is actually a reference to Roberta the maid within the context of the anime. She literally took a large gun from the mansion she comes from and goes on a bloody trail of revenge

[@svandalbear]

I think it's more the fact that in the anime the Church and the nuns are weapons dealers

[@thelegendaryklobb2879]

I always thought it referenced Revy, who got her first gun by stealing it from the police and used it to kill her father. So" the Lord" would mean the authority, as she was oppressed and abused by corrupt police officers

[@saldan3985]

"Against the agnostic atheists, we are trying to save the whales" Whales like the Animal? Or like the people who play Gacha Games? Because those people... You can't help them...

[@eddieisverygay7937]

*D-Free intensifies*

[@marcorodriguez8792]

Or whales as in fat women

[@eddieisverygay7937]

marco rodriguez it’s the ✨misogyny✨for me

[@AyushiBoi]

My man DaTruth

[@deaddead698]

“Go, Toriyama- and teach a dinosaur to ride a ball”

[@camilavalladares943]

Aki during Joey's advertisement is a whole mood

[@SteveSkits]

Joey and Aki: *upload* Me: Goals 😭

[@axinitewolf]

I can only hope to have a relationship as great as them.

[@kinggeorgeiii7515]

Spearmint Snakes exactly. For me, won’t ever happen.

[@sunnyniu3849]

Sydsnap also just uploaded a vid, how convenient!

[@grantholomeu3725]

"You might be able to get contextual clues." Proceeds to give the most nonsensical lyrics of all time.

[@lebowski_dude]

The terms 'atheist' and 'agnostic' address 2 different things - belief and knowledge. Most atheists are agnostic about the proposition 'some god exists' - they don't believe any gods exist, but neither do they claim to know that no gods exist. It's also possible to be an agnostic theist - someone who believes that a god exists, but doesn't claim to know that a god exists.

[@theloon1019]

TELL ME WHY AINT NOTHING BUT A MISTAKE

[@F7_TeeJ]

TELL ME WHY

[@armon1a852]

NOW NUMDER 5

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

Ain't nothing but a heartache.

[@emilia7028]

@@armon1a852 I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAYYY

[@ghostrosie175]

I WANT IT THAT WAY

[@veridian4433]

Those volcano lyrics taught me more about chemistry than university ever has

[@SSBKai]

Ride the ball... RIDE THE BALL

[@ekaj-fj3gk]

GAY DINOSAURS THAT LIVE INSIDE FROZEN VOLCANOES ARE REAL GODDAMMIT !!!!!!!!!

[@Foxknight13]

I guessed “gun” correctly for the Black Lagoon song just because every clip I’ve seen of that show is a gun fight. Gun fights with maids, gun fights with children, gun fights with foreigners.

[@Dubbel12]

I know... just awesome

[@samuelzuleger5134]

Don't forget the nuns, now. If anyone has big guns from their Lord, it is definitely them.

[@thewanderingmistnull2451]

Yep, I was like, it's Black Lagoon, it's probably gun.

[@Greg12839]

@@samuelzuleger5134 🤣

[@paladinstrike5128]

Joey: Japanese singers don't have a proper grasp of the English language Man with a mission- my hero let us introduce ourselves

[@fghsgh]

LOGIN YOU DAMN ONE'S CRUSH THE WON'T YOU COMPROMISE

[@sakataginko9092]

Taka from One OK Rock: “Am I a joke to you.”

[@paladinstrike5128]

@@sakataginko9092 I just heard the song and it's pretty good

[@cristaljoseph290]

I love Man with a Mission 🥺💗

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

@@sakataginko9092 Yeah, I was about to point out One OK Rock. They're a little *too* fluent with how they always start off songs in one language and then switch to another, lol! Deceitful bastards 😂

[@gisellalobo4911]

Aki: we are trying tO k tHe pRoJeCt *i physically laughed out loud for 5 minutes 😂😂😂*

[@otaking3582]

8:29 Apparently Joey doesn't know that "Lord" can also refer to nobility and isn't strictly used when talking about God

[@TheAntimachus]

tho to be honest., they delt with gun packing nuns. SO i would assume lord as in "GoD"

[@Qwertytsuna]

Aki being Filipino - American be like: "Who are the enemies of Japan in World War II? I dunno" Me: Ummm, The World?

[@Rain_MG]

This is not fair, it's quarantine and you guys still look gorgeous

[@lelnel6242]

There is no quarantine in Japan,

[@jendorei]

what is a quarantine?

[@KagatoAsuka]

No way those are the real Hellsing lyrics I thought it was "Ghosts of horror show, and I don't care Just say ya love Oh, down, down, wish it's just a revelation Take me once, take me to the revolution Down, down, won't ya hear the vibrations? Take me home, and I'll look to return (Shooby dooby doo, Shooby dooby doo, Doooo) (Shooby dooby doo, Shooby dooby doo, Doooo)"

[@jamesgreen7259]

Well played if you can get lyrics from listening to that opening lol. All i can hear is the "down, down", "Take me" and the shooby do part. Still an enjoyable opening though.

[@orencohen8501]

I can do you one better. I have figured out all the lyrics to Tell me Why, and I never looked at the lyrics

[@patrickcunanan8598]

Yeah.i guess joey got the wrong lyrics

[@KagatoAsuka]

@@patrickcunanan8598 I looked more into it apparently the lyrics he got was from the booklet included in the English release of the original DVD those lyrics have been confirmed to be incorrect but the overall song is still gibberish.

[@aliasjon8320]

Hellsing's op is cheating lmao. The band was drunk when they recorded the song, they themselves don't know what the actual lyrics are. There are several different versions of the lyrics that people think might be the actual lyrics but no one knows for sure

[@Pienimusta]

Opening in english that is actually dope: God of Highschool - Contradiction

[@sycon732]

Parasyte Opening: so we're gonna pretend i didn't exist.

[@Tirryna]

The opening to Log Horizon is pretty good

[@enigmaarcs8559]

Inuyashiki OP

[@gentleman4253]

Sy Con I love Parasyte and the op is catchy. I wanted to watch more of it but what is there to watch/continue if it ended on a good note.

[@nerobaku4143]

Goblin slayers one pretty good

[@skater11111101]

“he says berserk“ let me put my grasses on to answer this “says a part i dont remember“ everything went wong

[@orianaskyhagans]

Joey: "it's from K Project" Me: *frantically pauses video* oh god, my favourite anime, oH GOD IS THIS ABOUT THE YATA RAP?!? Joey: "there's this one song in K Project called Yata Misaki" Me: oH GOD HERE WE GO, THAT'S ACTUALLY A TYPE OF RAP THAT WAS POPULAR IN LIKE THE 90s IN A PART OF CALIFORNIA, IT'S NOT THE ANIME BEING WEIRD Me: *then proceeds to fill in the blanks correctly*

[@eye_parasite]

Ayyu k project fan here boiiiii :D!!

[@orianaskyhagans]

@@eye_parasite hello !!!!!!! we are a rare breed

[@ariesh.a.b.m5998]

It rare to see a K project fan around

[@eye_parasite]

@@ariesh.a.b.m5998 Pretty much *sobs in corner*

[@eye_parasite]

@@orianaskyhagans it's a surprise to see another one 0●0

[@undergravitydownforce714]

aki's got all her equipment/accessory slots full guess thats what u do in quarantine

[@AkumaDayo]

I've been playing KH1 and this reminded me of that lol

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

@@AkumaDayo I forgot how much she loves KH and instantly went to FF7R as I'm playing the hard mode at the moment, lol.

[@AkumaDayo]

@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley I mean both games have some overlap with magic and items from what I know so it's understandable lol

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

@@AkumaDayo They're by the exact same people so indeed they do, lol. KH is diet Final Fantasy, as I call it, XD

[@AkumaDayo]

@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley I know they're by the same people lol, hence the overlap haha I've never played any FF games tho, so KH is always my first thought

[@yusufd.196]

I swear I thought the song was called Fighting Dreamers until I actually looked it up years later and it blew my freaking mind

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

I remember when lots of people used Fight Dreamers in their usernames from that. Rewatching Naruto currently and had almost forgotten about all of that, but then I got the chills of familiarity when it began to play. That song just makes you smile when you hear it :)

[@kadajsnightqueen]

I managed to guess the Black Lagoon one correctly, mostly because the first thing that came to mind was Revy’s weapon of choice. On the other hand, for last one, I guessed “fish the banana,” just because I figured it had to be something completely absurd. Sometimes I get the feeling that anime songs are written this way: the composer grabs a bunch of those cheap word magnets people use to make crazy poems on their refrigerators, throws them at a sheet of metal, and writes the line based on what sticks. They then repeat the process until they have a chorus and at least three stanzas, possibly with a bridge for spice. Then they set it to music and voila! A new hit song is born!

[@yugiohaddictedfan7]

i rly love your style in this vid, especially aki's!

[@maxpoweroverdrive]

Best new English opening: TOP by Stray Kids. All time favorite: Red Fraction from Black Lagoon. Notable mentions: God knows from The World where God only knows, *All the songs from Carole and Tuesday* .

[@vaivawoo]

Umm I think you made a mistake,it is TOP by Stray Kids, not stray dogs

[@AkumaDayo]

God Tier English anime song: Galactic Mermaid from Carole and Tuesday

[@sycon732]

Parasyte Opening: so we're gonna pretend i didn't exist.

[@romajimamulo]

I mean, I'm not going to argue against TOP as a Stay, but Contradiction is pretty damn good

[@maxpoweroverdrive]

@@sycon732 it had some Japanese part!

[@YaBoyFerid]

I have been screaming "SAVE THE WHALES" at Aki for a minute straight

[@cathydesmet9493]

while I was dying of laughter knowing what it was

[@creamcreak]

It's practically the meme of K

[@cathydesmet9493]

Which is nice, since I haven't seen that many memes of the series out there

[@bonzie70]

Hey Joey. I just wanted to express my gratitude for the recommendations to watch Clannad and March comes like a lion that I got through deepdiving your channel. Sincerest of thanks for the emotional devastation I got from watching those shows. Keep hustling.

[@o0Avalon0o]

I'm delightfully surprised by the Agnostic Atheist reference & the pretty acurate definition. That's awesome.

[@bartschkatie]

What if he tried guessing misheard anime opening lyrics ?

[@LeSpicey]

Black _ Cat that was pretty much the Hellsing lyrics he got, because those aren’t the right ones lmao

[@theadventuresofjerry]

I heard the "Neverending Story" song on 89.7 today but it was in Japanese. was very interesting.

[@YuBunchofnumbers]

The gun one was literally the only one that could have been guessed imo but who cares, this video was fricking funny. At times I couldnt even drink my coffee because I was laughing too hard. Nice one :D

[@kimyona9746]

The gun one was easy

[@thegreatgrapehippo1614]

Aki: I think a lot about cheese" Same girl, so much same

[@serenas.9560]

I just LOVE aki's hair style, it's so cute!

[@chizumarvel9971]

6:58 Boi got vocals

[@slutty_vampire]

they have such a great energy together, i legit want them to be my parents.

[@darkvenger04]

Joey: so this ones from k project Me a k fan: yes yes yes I'll know this Joey: *says lyrics* Me: when the fu-

[@m4h1e]

“Dance waman” - Joey 2020

[@Anunag1]

Hell yeah!

[@userunavailable7531]

aki and joey together = quality content

[@BlastMagicianYGO]

I actually got Gun from black lagoon, just because they're the focus of the 'camera' more than the characters in some shots

[@astra_m00n]

The Helsing one is from a time when non-native-English people loved to take random words that make it sound like you are singing in English, but you are not. I believe there was a famous Italian singer that had his entire fame from producing a song like that. (edit: I googled his name and he was called Adriano Celentano apparently. If you listen to the song on YT it's really funny since it really sounds like English at times)

[@masrurhaidermugdho9648]

"Dance whamen" Anime man-2020

[@T3mporalV3locity]

i got two points because i knew the Red Fraction lyrics and AmaLee’s cover of Motteke! Sailor Fuku ♡

[@dontplay6580]

Asian Kung-Fu Generation: "CAN I GET A GLASS OF WATER?!

[@OrionKaelinClips]

That little bit with Aki's face at the end of the ad read was hilarious!

[@ThatTrueCJ201]

Godzilla had a stroke reading this and died.

[@adimusprime8085]

I got the DBZ and the Black Lagoon ones right without having to look it up now praise me.

[@nerobaku4143]

No

[@NidraxGaming]

5:55 I only knew the dinosaur part, because I remembered that in the official Toei English version of this song the Verse started with "If there ever be a dinosaur"

[@iconic410]

11:28 Aki in the background XD I’m dead

[@annejosephine9017]

'Appearantly the J-man has a gun." Welcome to the rip-off church lmao

[@yamagawa9830]

"I'm with wamen" should be a shirt lol

[@zacharywalker9176]

"Dance wamen"

[@thetiniestpirate]

Aki just creepin in the back of that ad was everything

[@joycegorter4283]

Omg Joey and Aki, I haven't laughed so hard in a while, thank you

[@Artahe]

Hellsing's lyrics: Jean-Pierre Raffarin likes this.

[@akuma8318]

Polnareff

[@Artahe]

I mean yeah he's awesome, but that's not the point :p

[@dooplon5083]

Apparently they aren't the real lyrics, basically all the results I get give me far more understandable sentences (still kinda scuffed grammar tho)

[@charliewontons954]

I love how much they laugh, this lit up my day.

[@PJOnHOOFan4ever]

After jumping between years of uploads, Joey's hair changes so often I'm so lost. I love these two!

[@pseudoen6520]

Just pre-ordered NSR, I'm super hyped for the drop!

[@noveltyfazwatch445]

Aki's hair is soo awesome!!! 🔥🔥

[@meklitfirdawok6811]

Me trying to sing an anime opining The demon I summoned 👁👄👁

[@SuperSylar]

The fact that some lyrics are like make "Protect My Balls" actually work as an opening, of so random and mixed with engrish it is

[@cort_tempered]

I really think we need more music anime talk on this channel. There are so many good shows. Maybe you already talked about em and I missed the videos... I just think it'd be funny to hear you talk about differences between stuff like Macross 7 and K-On! lol

[@Rukako122]

I'm beginning to question my life ... I correctly guessed some of them.

[@animeworldcliplife]

Copyright claim we all know that feeling Especially when you make amv 😭😭

[@seedfan8548]

I got the Black Lagoon one, and in context, it does make sense, because the image in the opening at that point is a massive version of one of Revy's cutlasses.

[@Peachy-101]

Love Aki's whole look, makeup, accessories, everything! 😍

[@Beiruna]

We all know Cory in the House opening is best OP

[@user-dn4ug5mr4v]

Joey: uploads Me: finally after a thousand years

[@planetdavinci7929]

Aki went from Berserk to BackStreet real quick hahahahaha

[@Nomuraaaf]

i cannot believe you didn't use the classic aldnoah;zero's opening "Burn your soul, neck or nothing"

[@SuperExodian]

most of these are so bad my mind just melts. could also be the heatwave..

[@EQr1n]

Damn, a whaman. haven't seen those for years

[@nerobaku4143]

Same man as I hate it to say it its far too true

[@seekerxr]

Loving Aki's hair recently!

[@ajsanime]

I knew the Black Lagoon one. Not only is it my favorite Mature Anime, but also the ringtone for my brother. So I hear it everyday.

[@helenasoup1338]

I haven’t finished the video. *Am I relatable now, mom?*

[@Falxifer95]

My brain: RETS FIGHTING LOVEEE! Also, can we appreciate Aki's tattoo?

[@minty1046]

this is just aki playing mad libs with anime lyrics and making them way more funny

[@Pumciusz]

06:18 In one of the movies there was a friendly dragon named Icarus, who was riding a ball. It was Gohan's pet.

[@kausthita11]

I think the Parasyte opening is probably the best English OP

[@myedenstory]

Look up the fire force season 1 second opening which is only in English or ID INVADED ending song that mostly English.

[@kausthita11]

@@myedenstory surely, I never saw the anime, just read the mango

[@myedenstory]

@@kausthita11 still, those songs are in English and they are really good. you don't have to watch the anime to love the songs

[@w110w0]

There's that Legend of the Galactic heroes remake's opening too.

[@kausthita11]

@@w110w0 I'll check it out, thanks

[@Voxil42]

This is definitely Mad Libs: the Anime Song edition.

[@queenofdarkness6883]

Akis style look so cool!! The hair!!!

[@your_sweetpea]

Something inside me died when Aki guessed "I have a big sword" for the Black Lagoon intro, because that line is super iconic for me

[@austinmckenna6912]

I was actually watching black lagoon just before watching this.

[@Nhikxter]

"This lyrics make no sense! It's okay, we do it all the tiiiiiiiiiime!"

[@Zero-df4pn]

I actually got the black lagoon one because I thought they have big gun in the show so it would make sense that the blank was gun

[@aBradApple]

Question me if you want, but I’ll never forget the opening theme to black lagoon. “I have big gun” is just too funny with the music and the artwork coinciding

[@animeducky9]

I speak Japanese, and even I thought the Lucky Star OP was "I say, I say" xD

[@samuelzuleger5134]

Is that because anime openings have a habit of inserting random English into their songs? It is because anime openings have a habit of inserting random English into their songs.

[@Chrysairy]

Uploaded: 2 Minutes ago Dislikes: 2 Stupid haters maaaan

[@oliviag6407]

@Johnson Boss he’s not, I don’t go into every video of something I don’t like and dislike the video.

[@user-ns3nj1jr8h]

Asano Weeb I think he was trying to kinda insult haters But it didn’t work

[@oliviag6407]

@b oh, ok 😊

[@sataruyamate4438]

obviously it was joey and aki questioning their existence

[@bulleteyegames]

You know what really Ks my projects? The Anime Man and Akidearest collabs.

[@RedMenace446]

i got the gun one right, but that was mostly because of context clues and its black lagoon.