You Lost Therefore You SUCK!

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[@ClausKellerman]

Yes I know. I spelled "therefore" incorrectly in the thumbnail.

[@generalpublic3744]

Looks like the correct spelling to me. 🤨

[@nubbyg9096]

Mr siger. Not singer. And the minotauro killed fv

[@johngunn8999]

You are only human.😊

[@sargemarine3709]

You didn't say that when you signed me up ! And how about a party for all those poor souls like me you signed up, and that still play the game. Professor

[@Kirk-i3u]

I still use an Iphone 3. No updates for around 2 years now. :).

[@darby5987]

What I noticed about the Cobra is he drove from spawn to the edge of the map than half way up the map to the perch at E6, 48 seconds, for his magazine to load. He could get a part-time job, go to work, do a short shift and come back home before that gun is ready to fire. And maybe if ZoomStorm had spent more time thinking about winning instead of "11k combined", "9.8k damage", "not going to get 10k damage" he might have won. As Kenny Rogers said, "You never count your [damage] when you're sittin' at the table."

[@draz1556]

His ability to amuse himself is legendary

[@nait5340]

you have to give it to him though. it's quite contagious.

[@TheRealBozz]

One more "Mr. Singer" and I'm going to give him something legendary alright...

[@draz1556]

@@nait5340it is..

[@Observerl]

I absolutly share his understanding what is humor.

[@stevennewman4778]

Hostess - “Because they make bigger pants” would be a good slogan

[@singncarpenter6270]

First of all, it's Siger and B, the Minatauro killed him.

[@divvyboi]

yea, i noticed that too

[@jack-xf6il]

Yes, it's wet, wet, wet, in the UK - I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes

[@The-Mighty-Orange]

😂

[@generalpublic3744]

Yes, we can thank a jet stream for sucking in the wet weather from the arctic.There again, I live in Scotland. Did you know it rains a lot in Scotland?

[@woodyamsterdam]

Here comes the rain again Falling on my head like a memory

[@johncodmore]

WG's new strapline? "Separating fools from their pocket money since 1996"

[@reptilespantoso]

Not anymore. I promised myself "not a cent".

[@Shogun1971-e8n]

you need to tell me the secret of growing your hair so much from one day to another :) Time travel? Snake Oil? Black Magic? Russian clock of hair growth?

[@TheBigCat2001]

Truly

[@LtCommanderTato]

Snake oil 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@clivedinosaur8407]

The Char Futur only had 1 shell loaded when facing Minotaro.

[@joshuaboudreau5258]

R.I.P, Mr. Singer. 😢 he was the best of us, we shall miss you, Mr. Singer.

[@jeffms5068]

Hey Claus - Yup, here in the metro-New York area, it's been HOT all summer! For many folks in the USA, next Monday - our Labor Day holiday - marks the unofficial end of summer as the kids will soon return to school (of course officially, autumn begins 22 Sept with the Fall Equinox). But today, at 3:30 pm EDT, it's 92 deg F! That sure doesn't even approach being autumn. Now, Claus, all that vitriol against advertising! Come on, if there were no advertising industry, think of everything we'd be missing - hours and hours of TV commercials supporting minutes and minutes of content, subways and buses covered in ads, and all those streaming TV channels to which the cable cutters flocked to avoid the ads on broadcast TV and the high cost of cable which now are ADDING ads unless you pay extra! I asked Google about the value of the ad industry here in the US, and this was the response: "Ad spending in the United States Advertising market is forecasted to reach US$421.30bn in 2024. The largest market is TV & Video Advertising." So, over $400 BILLION US dollars that buy nothing but announce.

[@Lupi33z]

In game one, Cobra should've driven in front of the Minotauro when he was out of ammo and the Char was behind to create a diversion and confusion so the Char could finish the job... instead he ran away so the choice for the Minotauro was easy to turn his turret toward the Char. Selfish play loses.

[@Tomemos1Jager]

Char had previously said he had only 1 shell remaining

[@ChaunceyRiggs]

Northern Minnesota and its 60 degrees with a wind off Lake Superior. Love it.

[@LtCommanderTato]

You get nothing, you lose, good day sir!

[@geoffreyM2TW]

The Char Futur was possibly also out of ammo and was hoping the Cobra would take out the Minotauro.

[@caglassc]

Oklahoma - 90s plus today - this weekend = rain and much cooler weather. Fall is peeking its head out! Wishing for cooler evenings so that I can watch Clays videos too!

[@TheBigCat2001]

It’s been a gorgeous summer here in the Eagle River Valley, plenty of sunshine and afternoon rain showers keeping it green.

[@Properpeanut]

It's been wet and windy and now it's like autumn, getting dark at 7pm.

[@MangoMilitia]

9:12 you can literally look at the screen and see that the mino killed him.

[@Jallamedalla]

Finland had the Continuation War in the '40s. Belgium have the Continuation Summer right now. 30 degrees, and it is supposed to last all of September! My summer is GREAT!

[@robbyrocksoo]

I'm in Northern Ontario. It is either too hot, (over 30 yesterday), or too cold ( 13 degrees right now ). Not enough days in the low, or mid 20's.

[@johnnynielsen3006]

Sightseeing in World of Tanks... You'll never know, what you'll see/shoot... That Conqueror was shot 4 times and still acting like the Swedish Chef...

[@bobandwalla]

Haven’t played this game for 4 years, I’m 63yo. Good job, get a laugh every day,

[@ggginforlab]

Last 2 days the game was laughing at me. Not lost games, waaay worse. Bots driving to the water, muppets with heavies in the open, waiting to be farmed, etc. And all the time, low tier vs a good team. So today no WoT. Tomorrow I will try again, if the game continues shitting on me, 1 week without game. If the game wants me out, they are doing fine...

[@Def_01_RG]

Its a big shitshow deside by rng and mm. 😂

[@diatonicdelirium1743]

@@Def_01_RG Guess who decides the rng and mm...

[@donaldakin2526]

No Idea what the video was about...but showing a couple of well played cobras was fun to watch Claus. With that reload it takes patience and tenacity to make it work.

[@reptilespantoso]

The moment you said "cereal" youtube threw in a cereal commercial. I will find Mr_Siger and congratulete him.

[@nunyabidness674]

NE Oregon here. We're still kinda praying for rain. For the moment the fires are coming under control but for a couple months there the Pacific Northwest was doing a pretty fair impression of British Columbia.

[@dughuff8825]

Claus asks what the biggest sport in Europe is, and somehow comes up with the answer of cricket?? Gotta love him! Forgot about football did you Claus? 😅

[@veyger1970]

People still play this game?

[@JimPark-63]

Some of us are gluttons for punishment.

[@anthonyhowrard526]

that is a stupid comment.

[@gavinw197]

This game made me feel like i work for wargaming to extract gold ammo. The goal is to play better to make the enemy use gold ammo to compete therefore draining their resources and making them more likely to spend money then if i didn’t force them to use a bunch of gold ammo

[@stevennewman4778]

Spent too much to stop now.

[@SilentScreamer413]

Stopped playing a while ago. Randomly watching Claus' videos for fun but this game, I stay away from it now...

[@anynamethatsleft2153]

It's called Summer. That why it gets hot. Canada needs more co2 emissions or soot in the air to give you some shade and help seed clouds.....forget Trudie

[@gkaldh]

My Grandpa has dementia but when i mention Mr. Siger his face lit up right away. "ah that son of a bitch" he mumbled with a smile on his face. "we would,ve lost that day without him"

[@paulfountain1364]

O no he didn't. It's the Minotauro behind you!

[@robgail5225]

Florida? Hot, Naw... cool, calm, sweater weather.

[@HiddenInPlainSight386]

Live your commentaries! imformative

[@dasstuurm34]

Uhhh…saying your hair was dis shelved is a slight understatement…somewhat like saying to the Titanic’s Captain “we have a wee bit of leakage…”

[@garydarrah2686]

Game should be called "shoot, bounce, get spotted, die."

[@delboy1727]

I think it's been crap in the north of the UK but we've had some lovely sunny weather in the south of the country.

[@grantderue]

You should get a bonus skills package for using Cobra as you commander in the Cobra.

[@cane4life758]

It's freaking HOT.. I'm in Florida and it's been 100 degrees and 80+ humidity everyday with no wind. That's why I stay in ac and play world of tanks.lol

[@666Wizardsleeve]

I love how Herr Kellerman has playing this game since Jesus played football for Jerusalem and he still doesn't read the message above the minimal that tells you who killed whom 😂

[@brucegoodwin634]

We sing the praises for Mr. Singer…

[@woodyamsterdam]

Even if you win they take all your credits...

[@majorhavoc9693]

They should put a digital number display on the back of sneakers like they have for some tanks you buy.

[@prycopyn7162]

well no need to water my garden Claus may need some drainage ditches 🤬british weather 🤮

[@JohnBurnet1]

I think I missed our summer in the UK as I went to Spain for two weeks in August. Came home and had to put the heating on. Global warming my ass, not in the UK

[@Bynk333]

We have hot almost two months, one day raining.... Please turn HARP off!

[@stogmot1]

thats amazing ,you have grown your back in one day

[@Biomorphic44]

Worst summer i seen in my life in Scotland and i soon be 50 Claus. Hardly 3 days of sun in a row but plenty rain

[@Abboman111]

The worst summer ever in Ireland, like the uk the sun never arrived.

[@sevenus82]

Cricket is great in Europe?!? Claus the muppet does it again. 😂

[@petedeath9]

its always pissing down in yorkshire

[@PilotMcbride]

Poor old Apple...... My iMac is 14 years old and still doing what I need done. Try that with an ibm clone! 🤣🤣🤣

[@darrellsymonds3299]

been in the high 30s and 40s here in Nova Scotia

[@brien656]

WG say no win fo you! Their add should say this,." Play for Free and be a Target,. pay and you may win!" and in small print and said fast,."may not win is because someone else may have paid more to win"

[@The-Mighty-Orange]

I'm from England, and I say wtf is summer, never seen it before!

[@andrewduke1489]

Cricket? Ben Stokes and I’ve absolutely no clue on his shoes, underwear or hair product.

[@christopherholladay918]

Phillip Morris is changing their Richmond Va is changing to vapes now, they are getting away from cigarettes

[@bradleymuro6807]

He was on a roll today ....love this Claus!

[@ClausKellerman]

you made me watch my own video

[@bradleymuro6807]

@ClausKellerman u should read my comment that I posted on today's video....thanks a lot man for doin wut u do! Keep up the great work ...still can't believe u haven't hit 100k subs yet u really deserve it and I can't wait for that video....I can only imagine wut it's gonna b like! Thanks again!

[@mattray9359]

i don't know where the others from the UK are but it's been 28 or higher roasting at one point hotter than Greece!!!

[@godzilla5599]

Here in West Virginia it's been a combination of sticky humid hot and dry,we're actually in an unusual drought right now,like don't even fart out in the woods 'cos you may set the whole state on fire LOL!

[@nedporkus8602]

What was this video about? It was about 31 minutes and 40 seconds that I will never get back again...

[@TheTicain]

Fantastic summer here in Gaspesie... one of the hottest summer in hystory here

[@barryconway1440]

It say we are not a free to play like it suggest, but if you want to win you need to pay.

[@drprofessor5408]

I miss playing this game when it was playable.

[@TheRealBozz]

Someday Claus, someday you'll actually PLAY the game that you comment on. Dude. Meds. Manic.

[@lonniesmith5928]

Memphis TN everything from chill comfortable hot real hot all punctuated by rain from sprinkles to heavy storms.

[@brezposelnislovenije770]

u can not take slave out of the slave .. Bilal A New Breed Of Hero (2015)

[@chadjensen6118]

its been a better summer than last year Claus, hope you can agree!

[@Centr10z]

I like the mission statements made me laugh

[@goaway7346]

WG mission statement: We will take all their money and give them nothing in return. When they shut down the servers, what will WE have.

[@darby5987]

"AMB is 1 shot." Yes indeed, the AMB is still a one shot. That's the tank that you drove past, didn't shoot at with the one round you had in the chamber that could have taken him out, who then killed your tank. Rather than saying, "I very hope we win this game" better you should have said, "I am died."

[@trfatman]

What was the video about? The more relevant question would be "What did Claus talk about?" Because THAT could be anything from rectangle feet in triangle shoes to how corporations lie to us to understanding the flaws in cosmology theories.

[@shemphoward999]

which is why i tune in...and for the laughs...the stupid game is just background noise...

[@manly_minutes247]

Ah cobra.. the tank that I run out of ammo from time to time...

[@2tone209]

IN THE UK TODAY IT'S NICE AND SUNNY.....HOT HOT HOT

[@victorduffy4459]

I find that I win more when I get less involved.

[@bjhtubewwd]

whats funny...is that we become sarcastic and pessimistic as we get older...especially if we have half a brain...the realities are glaringly obvious...i wish i could sing...if only i had a brain...life might be rosier...

[@pzivg43]

Today i played 8 multi-player games lost 6 out of 8. This has been the norm for me since update 6.0. Before 6.0 there were plenty of times i would win 3,4,5 or more in a row for multiple days and yes there were bad days to but it just seems wargaming constantly puts me on bad teams. Also ive noticed some of the battles are over very quickly.

[@MrYort13]

100 in Mississippi today.

[@ivanmarkovic8885]

Jee man. Your hair grows fast :)

[@kizzzit5724]

The cobra should of just got on top of the Mino.. after last shell *sigh* could of grabbed a bit more damage

[@generalpublic3744]

Would people who drink coke put fifteen teaspoons of sugar in their tea?

[@GaryFriddle]

in central texas its been hot hot hot...

[@danam0228]

Conversely, if you suck, you win

[@piotrbednarek8425]

We all suck...

[@filipebimba9178]

That's why a lot of brits come to Portugal 😅😅

[@drewukdrew]

Been a lovely hot summer in the uk

[@nait5340]

in case you want to message the FV player: it's Mr_siger, not Mr_singer ;)

[@crimsonlightbinder]

man,this cobra is atrocious. Reload for a minute to have 2 bounces and 2 shots totalling 800 damage,so it's a 800 DPM tank,like tier 1😅

[@curiousgeorge5992]

Do they suck in a good way!?😂

[@bryandrobny7690]

I play it for the new reward tanks i only got 1 of the 3 tanks i got the sherman i couldn't play to get all 3 i would get burnt out and probably end up in a mental hospital

[@buning_sensations5437]

I didn't order chocolates. 😂

[@bschir]

Funny things happen when it gets hot out...

[@willdodge200]

It's far to easy to get a tier ten these days.

[@user-iq7bj4go8x]

It is amazing that you can lose credits. Game punish you for playing the game, that is even more surreal as credits is side mechanics to the game that do not have real impact on match. I intentional skip consumables, as those exist just inflate meaning of credits. They artificially force players to play lower tiers to earn credits (to artificially enhance player base on lower tiers), because game is not fun to play as it is.

[@markcrisp8905]

100 in tenn. i am sweating if i step outside

[@hansvanhemert845]

No it's hot 30°C🌞☀️in Holland

[@clintonturner5545]

This video is about the funny commentary by C.K.

[@cristiancucu4100]

well this wan a fun comentary in the video as for the tanks the only reason i did not buy the cobra and the char future is simple - you cant earn bonds with them and the cobra is actualy very expensive to play mi frends tell me

[@2tone209]

AY UP CLAUS

[@JoeSteffy1932]

Just curious what you consider hot? I'm in Northern Sacrament Valley, we had a few 115⁰ days several days over 110⁰. We go down to visit my mother-in-law in the North Bay Area and if it hit's 90⁰, man you'd think they are going to die. 🤷