The T-34 is not as good as you think it is

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LazerPig

LazerPig

2 жыл бұрын

In his worst multi-award seeking documentary to date, unemployed schizophreniac, and low-tier KZbinr Lazerpig invites us on a journey into the mystical realms of WWII's greatest myths. In this episode, we concentrate on the T-34 Tank, a legend in its own right, forged in the very fires of Soviet Russia by the hands of Stalin himself.
This tank brought the Germans to their knees, vastly superior to all their pathetic tanks with its revolutionary sloped armor and wide tracks it erupted in great unlimited waves which crashed down into Germany and ended the hopes and dreams of Tiny Tash Man and his Third Reich.
Or did it?
Does the T-34 deserve the Legend it has become or is it all a fabrication in the minds of Soviet Russia's own version of the wehraboo. The great, mythical Commieboo.
Come with me on a journey into the unknown, but be warned, the truth may not be what you expect.
Credits:
Suburbs of Moscow 1-5 - VK.com & Epidemic Sound Publishing
Booty - Jetpack Superheros ( • Jetpack Superheroes - ... )
Alan Aztec - Bad Girl ( • Alan Aztec - Bad Girl ... )
Katyusha | Epic Orchestral Cover - Kamikaze ( • KATYUSHA | Epic Orches... )
Warthunder footage by Gaming with Ender ( / @ender15 )
Sources:
Panzer Tracts No. 19-2: Beute-Panzerkampfwagen by Thomas L. Jentz
(www.amazon.co.uk/PANZER-TRACT...)
T-34 Mythical Weapon by Robert Michulec
(www.amazon.com/T-34-Mythical-...)
T-34/85 Medium Tank 1944-45’ and ‘T-34-85 vs M26 Pershing’ by Steven J. Zaloga (www.amazon.co.uk/Books-Steven...)
Tankovy udar. Sovetskie tanki v boyakh. 1942-1943 by A Isaev (www.amazon.com/Tankovy-udar-S...)
Engineering Analysis of The Russian T34/85 Tank (www.scribd.com/document/23067...)
Неизвестный Т-34 (Unknown T-34) by I. Zheltov, M. Pavlov, I. Pavlov, A. Sergeev, A. Solyankin (www.ozon.ru/product/neizvestn...)
Once Again About the T-34 by Boris Kavalerchik
(www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/1...)
Soviet Casualties and Combat Losses in the Twentieth Century by G.F. Krivosheev (Editor), John Erickson (Foreword), Christine Barnard (Translator) (www.amazon.co.uk/Soviet-Casua...)
Sherman prices: web.inter.nl.net/users/spoelst...
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#WW2 #SovietHistory #Tanks #T34

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@isabelleclavering4397
@isabelleclavering4397 Жыл бұрын
I feel like there's a joke in here somewhere about T34s being so angled because of all the corners that were cut.
@michaelbuehler3897
@michaelbuehler3897 Жыл бұрын
" T34s being so angled because of all the corners that were cut " That's a good one.
@fauxtool952
@fauxtool952 Жыл бұрын
smooth like the designer's brain
@luskvideoproductions869
@luskvideoproductions869 Жыл бұрын
You just made it, mission accomplished lol!!
@FrederikEngelmand
@FrederikEngelmand Жыл бұрын
@@fauxtool952 HAH!
@cantfindagoodname.211
@cantfindagoodname.211 Жыл бұрын
@@fauxtool952 the designer was good, and the t 34 has a good design, exceptat that YOU CANT FU****G FIT IN IT. JESUS CHRIST, MAKE IT A BIT TALLER.
@TheMr5x
@TheMr5x 2 жыл бұрын
"Logistics was secondary to everything else, and it was forgotten that men in tanks need food, fuel and ammo." Wow so nothing has changed with russian military practices in 81 years lmao Edit: Cry more Z nerds
@a_ghost8926
@a_ghost8926 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking
@gaychampagnesocialist7213
@gaychampagnesocialist7213 2 жыл бұрын
From the Winter War to today, nothing has changed.
@kirknay
@kirknay 2 жыл бұрын
aged like fine wine, if you ask me.
@TheMr5x
@TheMr5x 2 жыл бұрын
@@kirknay the russian military has aged like fine wine?
@kirknay
@kirknay 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheMr5x the comment from a few months ago about logistics failings.
@jac1207
@jac1207 9 ай бұрын
"logistics were an afterthought" A proud 80+ years tradition for the Russian military!
@moklium
@moklium 8 ай бұрын
Lmao
@vedamirinfinum6239
@vedamirinfinum6239 8 ай бұрын
🤫 Why, let them continue that tradition 😁
@andyfriederichsen
@andyfriederichsen 8 ай бұрын
It was an issue back then and now. I don't think logistics were this bad during much of the Cold War.
@pooshoveler
@pooshoveler 7 ай бұрын
ROFL
@Thought_Processing_
@Thought_Processing_ 7 ай бұрын
That is a centuries old tradition.
@supersoldier8629
@supersoldier8629 11 ай бұрын
I dont understand how any one can think that the T-34 never got stuck. My father served in the soviet army, and told me that tank crews would literally carry logs with them, to help get tanks out of mud and snow
@martenkahr3365
@martenkahr3365 11 ай бұрын
I believe the thinking goes like "Something Something the tank logs were just brilliant Soviet innovation of spaced armor for vulnerable sides. Way cheaper and just as effective as silly metal sheets of the Germans or the heavy sandbags the Americans put on Shermans. Robust Soviet Engineering Best Engineering!"
@supersoldier8629
@supersoldier8629 11 ай бұрын
@martenkahr3365 I can unfortunately envision someone saying something like that.
@lennartj.8072
@lennartj.8072 11 ай бұрын
@@martenkahr3365 I thought the soviet solution to spaced armor was infantry riding on the sides
@danlorett2184
@danlorett2184 10 ай бұрын
@@lennartj.8072 Soviet spaced armor is the tank next to you
@Ytekai_
@Ytekai_ 10 ай бұрын
Same here.
@fuzzydunlop7928
@fuzzydunlop7928 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the irony of Barbarossa - when things get underway, Soviet logistics is fucked but as the Germans advance they inadvertently shorten and simplify Soviet logistics while putting more and more stress on their own supply capabilities. They helpfully stuck their head into the noose and waited patiently for the Soviets to kick the wood out from under them.
@vincentfegley6068
@vincentfegley6068 2 жыл бұрын
I never thought about this. Great observation, thinking about it now I completely agree.
@gms80sixtreme
@gms80sixtreme 2 жыл бұрын
however, the same thing didn't happened to the soviets when they advanced, so how come you say soviet logistic was bad?
@vincentfegley6068
@vincentfegley6068 2 жыл бұрын
You gotta remember the germans were fighting a stupid idiot war that they caused by picking a fight with almost every major industrial power. They got outproduced by the allies and were running low on manpower. Ww2 was unwinnable from the german side from the beginning.
@ndimenhlemoyo2718
@ndimenhlemoyo2718 2 жыл бұрын
@@gms80sixtreme the front gets shorter in length as you move towards Berlin. The infrastructure also gets better. The weather gets better too
@matchlockashigaru9755
@matchlockashigaru9755 2 жыл бұрын
@@gms80sixtreme american trucks
@newperve
@newperve 2 жыл бұрын
"Diesel does catch fire, shut up." You mean a fuel that specifically designed to be burnt, burns?
@kagtkalem7115
@kagtkalem7115 2 жыл бұрын
You need some effort to ignite diesel whereas petrol can be ignited easily with a match
@acemarvel1564
@acemarvel1564 2 жыл бұрын
This video was clearly targeted towards idiots pretending to be the high school history teacher
@mintgoldheart6126
@mintgoldheart6126 2 жыл бұрын
Did you know that diesel won't catch fire easily, obviously show it a hot enough flame and it'll ignite, but this won't be how you get efficiency out of it.
@kagtkalem7115
@kagtkalem7115 2 жыл бұрын
@Shy Cracker what
@jiggy6486
@jiggy6486 2 жыл бұрын
It does, however, have a significantly higher flashpoint (55° C) than gasoline (flash point in the realms of below 0°C). This means you would have to heat up the *bulk* of the fuel volume before it even starts to consider burning. It burns, but it's nowhere near as immediate as gasoline (assuming they are both at ambient conditions). This is why diesel engines compress the hell out of the fuel-air mixture instead of trying to directly ignite it. (P is directly proportional to T and all that fancy stuff) Not arguing with the video or anyone else just wanted to point that out.
@grzegorzborek7092
@grzegorzborek7092 9 ай бұрын
T-34 has inspired a Polish idiom: "przejebane jak w ruskim czołgu" meaning "you're as fucked, as someone inside a russian tank". It was based on crew experiences from WW2 and is in use to this day.
@amatthew1231
@amatthew1231 9 ай бұрын
I have a feeling it won't stop being used any time soon, because of (((reasons)))
@SaltyChickenDip
@SaltyChickenDip 9 ай бұрын
Lol. Still true.
@ajc0072
@ajc0072 9 ай бұрын
@@SaltyChickenDip Indeed. I mean, the driver hatch of the "modern" T14 armata is... hydraulically sealed?!
@keenancollett6465
@keenancollett6465 8 ай бұрын
I hope you don't mind if I steal that saying for my personal day to day use
@FedkaSlovanich
@FedkaSlovanich 8 ай бұрын
@@ajc0072one got blown up in ukraine last month (they expect only 5 are still in existence) sabot round from a leopard went through the front and out the back of the engine.
@bahamut256
@bahamut256 5 ай бұрын
There is a story I read in a German WWII veterans autobiography about being surprised by a seemingly lost t34 which appeared on their left. They thought they were dead, but strangely the t34 apparently could not see them, despite their tank being completely in the open and continued to drive without reacting to a tank in front of it on open ground, allowing them time to bring their gun around and destroy it. The speculation among the German crews mentioned in the book was that the t-34 crews were taught to button up at all times, so unless a tank literally drove in front of the gunners sight, they would have no idea it was there.
@Wolfspaine7N6
@Wolfspaine7N6 4 ай бұрын
I don’t know about Soviet tanks, but German tanks have a hatch on top of the turret that has small windows on all sides.
@fidjeenjanrjsnsfh
@fidjeenjanrjsnsfh 3 ай бұрын
The Door Knocker myth stems from this. A 37mm PaK, which has no way of penetrating a T-34 was shooting it dozens of times. The T-34 was turning its turret around trying to find the PaK until a round hit the turret ring a f the T-34 retreated.
@4T3hM4kr0n
@4T3hM4kr0n 3 ай бұрын
@@Wolfspaine7N6 thats called a "commander's cupola" and all tanks have them (well most of them)
@sirrathersplendid4825
@sirrathersplendid4825 2 ай бұрын
@@4T3hM4kr0n- Many of the tanks available in 1939/40/41 still had vision slits set at various points around the turret sometimes protected by an inch or two of removable ballistic glass. This was true for the Germans, Poles, French and the Russians. The Poles in fact had one of the most innovative vision systems in the Gundlach periscope, which was copied by the Russians and later sold back to the Poles under a different name.
@4T3hM4kr0n
@4T3hM4kr0n 2 ай бұрын
@@sirrathersplendid4825this is about the commanders cupola, not vision slits around the sides of the tank
@revanofkorriban1505
@revanofkorriban1505 2 жыл бұрын
I believe the issue with the T-34's optics stemmed from the optics-making factory being overrun in 1941.
@LazerPig
@LazerPig 2 жыл бұрын
That makes sense.
@panzerofthelake506
@panzerofthelake506 2 жыл бұрын
You know just Soviet Union things.
@copudesado
@copudesado 2 жыл бұрын
Furthermore, the Soviets imported a significant amount of optics from Germany. Though this was optics in general, I don't know whether it was the T34 optics specifically or not.
@Zeknif1
@Zeknif1 2 жыл бұрын
They should have produced more mk.I optics for the tanks by ripping them straight from the skulls of the Germans.
@russianfloppa2325
@russianfloppa2325 2 жыл бұрын
sounds like a rather minor inconvenience
@GerinoMorn
@GerinoMorn Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: I was once asked to translate a fragment of T-34 technical manual for some US owners, I presume, of one T-34. Guess what the fragment was about? Replacing the clutch xD
@blockboygames5956
@blockboygames5956 Жыл бұрын
I estimate that replacing the clutch constituted about 80% of the manual itself, so chances are pretty good that you would open to that section. Srsly though, thanks for sharing. Interesting.
@TheMasterGamer64
@TheMasterGamer64 Жыл бұрын
Share more pls
@jrus690
@jrus690 Жыл бұрын
Yes but replacing the clutch was a really important thing to do. The last thing you want to have is a tank you drove down three roads, you encounter the Panzer IV and suddenly your clutch goes out. It is equal with the transmission, the last thing you want is to start racing and then your transmission goes out.
@johns.1898
@johns.1898 Жыл бұрын
@@jrus690 Ok? You said nothing?
@jrus690
@jrus690 Жыл бұрын
@@johns.1898 You said less than nothing. Capich.
@rkitchen1967
@rkitchen1967 4 ай бұрын
In designing the Tiger I, the Germans were well aware of the effects of sloped armor, but purposely didn't use it because of the cramped crew cabin that resulted.
@corwinhyatt519
@corwinhyatt519 4 ай бұрын
The A-1 and Grosstraktor had sloped armor iirc so the German were aware of it's down sides when designing the Panzer 1 and 2 as well. Shit, anyone who played with boxes or wood blocks growing up would know that a triangular box has less available volume than the rectangular ones that it can fit snugly in.
@goodwinter6017
@goodwinter6017 Ай бұрын
Yes, that is a factor but, it was mainly due to silhouette of the tank, it's shape, so it could be easily identified in the battlefield. They, the Germans literally had to come up with a total complete opposite of the the sloped armour, that's the tiger tanks block square shaped tank you see.
@wbertie2604
@wbertie2604 Ай бұрын
​@@goodwinter6017 the Tiger I hull shape was fixed the month before Barbarossa.
@hagamapama
@hagamapama 18 күн бұрын
Yeah the Americans solved that problem by just letting their tank be a tall frontally sloped box on wheels. it didn't look pretty, but the Sherman was by far the least exhausting tank to drive because it was so roomy and the Americans used their automaking experience to make the tank super easy to operate.
@rkitchen1967
@rkitchen1967 18 күн бұрын
The rounded cast armor also provided ballistic protection.
@amatthew1231
@amatthew1231 9 ай бұрын
This video has given me a new found respect for the Sherman, mass produced but didn't produce mass death for her crew.
@thefirstkingdogo1126
@thefirstkingdogo1126 9 ай бұрын
Well, you could have changed the production to Jumbos wich armor from the front ( exsect some small weak spots) was almost invisible from German cats. It's gun a bit less but great for infantry support.
@staanislaw
@staanislaw 8 ай бұрын
@@thefirstkingdogo1126 many of US Tanks were supporting infraintry most of time
@ScrapMetalPanda
@ScrapMetalPanda 8 ай бұрын
The sherman was a fine tank despite its propensity for it to catch on fire after being sneezed at the engineers at least made it easy to get out of A feature I'm sure was very much appreciated by its crews 😊
@jamesbisset9891
@jamesbisset9891 7 ай бұрын
The Sherman wasn't more likely to go on fire then any other tank that is a myth.
@martinjrgensen8234
@martinjrgensen8234 6 ай бұрын
The Sherman was an excellent tank. Look into why it turned out the way it did, and American military procurrment, and you come away with huge respect for the Sherman
@justicewhiteside959
@justicewhiteside959 2 жыл бұрын
This has such a vendetta against the T-34 he makes a whole MOVIE to explain why. You sir have earned my respect and subscription.
@NorgumiOwO
@NorgumiOwO 2 жыл бұрын
If you are saying this because of America he made one on the A-10
@justicewhiteside959
@justicewhiteside959 2 жыл бұрын
@@NorgumiOwO I know, I just found this whole thing quite hilarious.
@anycombo
@anycombo 2 жыл бұрын
Ditto.
@anycombo
@anycombo 2 жыл бұрын
So damb ecstatic I’ve stumbled on your channel that I’m currently rolling on the ground clutching my belly, alternating between laughing hysterically & drooling uncontrollably. Subscription confirmation 😂👍🏽👍🏽
@Jon-ef4hh
@Jon-ef4hh 2 жыл бұрын
Literally the reason why the T-34 was 'good' is because it was an exceedingly cheap and quickly assembled vehicle. Overall the thing was a death trap. I also hesitate to EVER call a WWII Soviet tank good in any way other than ease of mass production and the fact the guns were usually up to the task of punching through German tank hulls. Most issues I have are strictly with the production quality, not the vehicle design. Though the shot traps and how cramped they were certainly don't help my opinions.
@peterb2272
@peterb2272 Жыл бұрын
"..they were quickly abandoned by their crew when they broke down, ran out of ammo or fuel ...." Wait, are we still talking about WW2 here?
@TPE429
@TPE429 Жыл бұрын
Things never changed it just got fancier and propaganda 💀
@americankid7782
@americankid7782 Жыл бұрын
The biggest change is that it’s easier to spot nowdays
@pokerone6489
@pokerone6489 Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised you have enough air to breath with as much as you're all sucking off Zelenski. You must enjoy funding his Nazi battalions with your tax payer dollars whilst paying nearly twice as much for everything back home, all as he shuffles from country to country too busy to put on a fucking suit, begging for more x, y and Z. The latter of which he is recieving plenty of at the moment :) But hey, maybe Ukrainian cheerleading is a Gay-British thing. I don't know. Either way, it can't be the Russians are completely inept. If they were we would've joined the war! Instead we pay for it and dance around the proposition on the sidelines, pretending we are the "good guys". We have quite literally learned nothing in the West. We've never faced an existential crisis, we've never fought a true war, we've never learned how dangerous propaganda is, unless of course it's *other* countries propaganda. We are fat, stupid, arrogant, and horribly out of touch with most things outside of our bubble. You stand on the graves of your ancestors (actual, real men) and proclaim moral superiority, despite not being worth enough to even stand on the soil of your own countries. "Oh Z-nerd, Russian troll, (insert deflection here). Go ahead and get that shit out of the way so we can address some of these points. War is about those who laugh last. Ask the Taliban.
@TPE429
@TPE429 Жыл бұрын
@@pokerone6489 aren't you surprised you have Internet and using KZbin because of the west??
@peterb2272
@peterb2272 Жыл бұрын
@@pokerone6489 Woop woop. Clear the area everyone. We are in danger of a critical melt down event. Woop oop.
@michaelquevedo8902
@michaelquevedo8902 11 ай бұрын
For some reason the delivery of "Wot's a tank? is it like a tren?" is fucking perfect, makes me laugh like a lunatic every time
@BumroyV2
@BumroyV2 10 ай бұрын
"The T-34 was not a cheap tank mass produced in infinite waves. It was a costly tank manufactured cheaply." Like many parts of this video, those sentences reminded me of the C&Rsenal video about the Mosin Nagant. They mention that people think the Mosin is a simple gun because they're so common, but the reality is it's a decently complicated design that happened to be produced in the tens of millions.
@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle
@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle 8 ай бұрын
To play Devil's advocate, mass production and simplicity don't always go hand in hand. Look at cellphones, which are quite complicated yet are still mass-produced. Now that said, the T-34 was absolutely a cheap piece of crap
@barrybend7189
@barrybend7189 6 ай бұрын
Question which production run? As pre Soviet ones while produced in high numbers were of really good quality equal to the German equivalent. Post Soviet ones on the other hand are gun versions of T34s.
@kungfuskull
@kungfuskull 3 ай бұрын
​@@barrybend7189 if you mean soviet revolution, then yeah, that's pretty accurate. I was always surprised the imperial russian version managed to be both well-made and fairly cheaply made; post-rev it was *only* cheaply made.
@ottovonbearsmark8876
@ottovonbearsmark8876 3 ай бұрын
@@barrybend7189 even well made mosins have a lot of built in “slop” inherent to the design. As op mentioned, C&rsenal covers it well in their video. Mausers and Enfields just have better designed actions overall. Enough to make a huge difference in combat though? Probably not.
@dmitripetrenko4999
@dmitripetrenko4999 2 ай бұрын
I mean, the engine is made in part of aluminium! Something that even the Germans thought too expensive. And they were the leading aluminium producers. Meanwhile, the Soviets, who were so starved of aluminium they were making their aircrafts out of wood, were using the V-2 engine with aluminium construction.
@channelname3
@channelname3 Жыл бұрын
The Bob Semple had the best sloped armour. It had about 20 slopes per square metre.
@__-ic7si
@__-ic7si Жыл бұрын
ikr! best tank ever, its such a shame nobody talks about it... awesome gun, suspension, armor, and a physics breaking amount of size inside of it.
@andreatomasi3755
@andreatomasi3755 Жыл бұрын
No bob sample were ever lost. That is the prove that bob sample is the superior tank
@natashaeliot3628
@natashaeliot3628 Жыл бұрын
the speed was astonishing
@arklados3596
@arklados3596 Жыл бұрын
It is the god-emperor of tanks
@tosijjaan
@tosijjaan Жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@bigj1905
@bigj1905 Жыл бұрын
People always give the Sherman flak because it was considered poorly armed and armored. But they forget that it fit the American tank niche perfectly, specifically it’s high crew survivability rate. After all, losing a Sherman isn’t that bad when the experienced crew can just get into another Sherman.
@kieranadamson3224
@kieranadamson3224 Жыл бұрын
The Sherman is pretty much just the T-34 done right. It's generally simple and easy to mass manufacture but it's still given enough investment to actually work and even be generally comfortable while fighting. And then, like you said, it's invested in enough so that even if one dies, it's crew probably won't and can hop into another one with the experience of driving the old one.
@jayharper3491
@jayharper3491 Жыл бұрын
The Sherman was being constantly upgraded during the war. They also produced upgrade kits for Shermans in service, like the springs added to the hatches to make them easier to open in a hurry.
@kieranadamson3224
@kieranadamson3224 Жыл бұрын
@@jayharper3491 yeah, it was wild learning that the Calliope from BFV was a real thing. That seemed like some mumbo jumbo bullshit but no. Some mad bastards stuck a rocket barrage on top of a tank.
@Edax_Royeaux
@Edax_Royeaux Жыл бұрын
@@kieranadamson3224 Be aware though the T-34 is an older tank, entering production a full year before the US even put the awful M3 Lee into production.
@kieranadamson3224
@kieranadamson3224 Жыл бұрын
@@Edax_Royeaux fair enough, however I feel like even the age doesn't help it. Because, even though Germany's tanks were often hopeful failures when put into practice. They still put in the effort from pretty much right after the Great War to innovate on tank design and usage. As did many other nations. The T-34 being so ineffective falls to the Soviets not putting that effort in. Though, I will say as Mr Pig mentioned, the design itself was quite good for what it was, the Soviets could've had something to rival the Sherman. But the problem lay in how they were actually produced.
@RaderizDorret
@RaderizDorret 5 ай бұрын
After the video at the Tank Museum, now I'm just picturing Lazerpig making these claims while wearing WWI French Officer drip.
@RCM1212
@RCM1212 4 ай бұрын
Same
@chedrw
@chedrw 2 ай бұрын
Now I cant stop thinking about a pig in a bright blue uniform with red trousers now..
@doctorspock4587
@doctorspock4587 8 ай бұрын
I watched a documentary on the T34, the narrator of the documentary gave a very good analysis of theT34. He pointed out the pros and cons. At the end of the documentary his last comment was.." I would never go to battle in that thing".
@ThorneyedWT
@ThorneyedWT 2 жыл бұрын
My favourite part about T-34 is it's clutch. Made of 22 pairs of steel plates with 1.5 mm distance between fully engaged and disengaged positions. It was the main reason why soviet tankers basically used only 2nd gear. And all because they couldn't produce decent friction material.
@DrHavoc1
@DrHavoc1 2 жыл бұрын
Главкраб оказывается может в английский!
@Saber643
@Saber643 2 жыл бұрын
@@DrHavoc1 Так он ещё относительно давно засветился у... Сквайра, примерно
@DrHavoc1
@DrHavoc1 2 жыл бұрын
@@Saber643 а можно ссылочку? Просто я сквайра не смотрю
@Saber643
@Saber643 2 жыл бұрын
@@DrHavoc1 kzbin.info/www/bejne/hIrMoJSliNx-rJo
@Lovemy1911a1
@Lovemy1911a1 2 жыл бұрын
I have not heard that they couldn't make proper clutches or had poor metallurgical technology. They had some serious quality control problems so sometimes things were done badly but they could make good steels. From what I have read the main transmission problems of the T34 stem from the original need to use the same tooling and production lines building the BT tank transmissions. The original 4 speed transmission was basically a beefed up BT transmission and was simply totally inadequate for a tank over twice it's weight.
@MistahFox
@MistahFox 2 жыл бұрын
Interesting bit about the lack of seating in T-34s; I have _heard_ (with unfortunately no source) that Soviet Sherman tankers had to keep careful guard over their Sherman tanks, because if they didn't, other Soviet tankers would steal the nice leather seats and soviet soldiers would strip its leather. Again, no source, but it makes sense, compared to the terrible conditions the East's tankers went through, the Sherman was positively luxurious.
@johnbeauvais3159
@johnbeauvais3159 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t confirm it for that BUT I do have an interview of an American pilot in Italy that him and a few buddies took a Dodge Command Car into town and by the time they got back someone had stripped the leather bench seats bare. So I would believe it
@unaiestanconapelaez2526
@unaiestanconapelaez2526 2 жыл бұрын
@N Fels the whole elite units got the sherman is bullshit. Sherman were used by both guard and normal units and so were the t34. Beyond that the Soviet opinion on the sherman were mixed they liked the sights and the comfort but disliked their height and how badly they operated in the mud compared to t34-85.
@sammykablamy885
@sammykablamy885 2 жыл бұрын
You probably saw that from the "I Remember" interview of Dmitriy Fedorovich Loza. That's most likely your source. The interview has plenty of insight on his experience with M4A2s in the Red Army.
@MistahFox
@MistahFox 2 жыл бұрын
@@sammykablamy885 Thank you!
@andrewgause6971
@andrewgause6971 2 жыл бұрын
@@unaiestanconapelaez2526 I once read an account of a Sherman soviet tanker who praised the thing because it didn't blow up and kill him when it was hit. Apparently most of his colleagues in 34s got blown up or burned to death trying to get out of their tanks. I can understand how such a thing would affect one's viewpoint on a tank's performance.
@MrFelblood
@MrFelblood 6 ай бұрын
38:00 "Russia just gave the new guy a welder and told him to get on with it." That gives me flashbacks to "on the job training" at the knife factory.
@MrFelblood
@MrFelblood 6 ай бұрын
41:00 TBF if a guy designs a tank so rugged that you can skip 75% of assembly and it still mostly sorta works, "rugged" is a fair word to use.
@AnythingMachine
@AnythingMachine 2 жыл бұрын
36:20 "and absolutely nothing to do with their consistent tactical failures and poor chain of supply" some things never change
@RipOffProductionsLLC
@RipOffProductionsLLC 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, this Ukraine war has shown that Russia has changed very little since the darkest of the Soviet days...
@ScorpionViper1001
@ScorpionViper1001 2 жыл бұрын
@@RipOffProductionsLLC Including, evidently, their tendency to r*pe the people they "liberate."
@MiishaKorvian
@MiishaKorvian 2 жыл бұрын
@@RipOffProductionsLLC Lazerpig Loop!
@thesmirkingwolf
@thesmirkingwolf 2 жыл бұрын
I had the pleasure of meeting several WWII T-34 crewmen. The majority of them hated their tank, but were attached to it for the sake of nostalgia and the fact that it was what they had.
@77thbrigadesockpuppetaccou50
@77thbrigadesockpuppetaccou50 2 жыл бұрын
eh, the people who actually had to fight in tanks often had very different opinions to historians. like, my uncle fought thru north africa then italy in tanks & his favourite by far was the american m3 stuart cos it was so reliable & nippy. same with pilots & their planes, my dad flew convoy protection off escort carriers in the north atlantic & hated any plane that wasn't a fairey swordfish.
@jamesscott4574
@jamesscott4574 2 жыл бұрын
@@77thbrigadesockpuppetaccou50 the different opinion is certainly prevalent in the Sherman's case, often remarked as dangerous and crappy tank to be in by its crews. But historians report it's higher than average survival rate on being penetrated, decent reliability and ease of maintenance among other positives. It's an interesting thing to see.
@vihurah9554
@vihurah9554 2 жыл бұрын
@@jamesscott4574 statistics are often water on oil for someone who physically sat in a tank and had a shell fly into the compartment, and I cant really blame them
@jamesscott4574
@jamesscott4574 2 жыл бұрын
@@vihurah9554 Oh me neither, statistics and lived experiences definitely don't have a friendly co-habitation with each other most of the time. Although having someone complain about how 4/5 crew members survived a penetrating shot rather than the tank just having a cook-off like their enemies with no survivors is telling in itself. It's like a flipped and morbid customer review phenomena, the living have the the time and ability to complain, not so much the dead.
@77thbrigadesockpuppetaccou50
@77thbrigadesockpuppetaccou50 2 жыл бұрын
@@jamesscott4574 i think the main reason sherman crews were unhappy is cos they were used as assault tanks, so were going up against the best german AT guns/tanks, which they were pretty much defenceless against at range. made em feel like cannon fodder, no matter what the stats on survivability etc. say. so when my uncle said the m3 was his favourite tank he coulda meant that being in light/recon tanks was his favourite posting. still, the m3 was excellent in its role, neither the germans nor the italians had a light tank as good, which is another reason for its popularity.
@216Suzan
@216Suzan 9 ай бұрын
The t-34 a tank that could be assembled in 3 hours but a enemy shell can disassemble in 3 seconds
@Haispawner
@Haispawner 6 ай бұрын
They were used to shoot nazis so I will give it just a tiny bit of respect.
@adammissildine8027
@adammissildine8027 4 ай бұрын
@@Haispawnerso was the British crusader tank yet it is hated by a lot of people and was arguably better than the t34
@mobiusone6994
@mobiusone6994 3 ай бұрын
@@Haispawner So was the Sherman but people seem to look at that thing as though it was some kind of steel coffin
@artemefimov8215
@artemefimov8215 14 күн бұрын
No it was not, it didn't have sufficient firepower to take on tigers and stuff, and cost more than t-34-85​@@adammissildine8027
@Monke45_Gd
@Monke45_Gd Күн бұрын
@@artemefimov8215 wait... if im right... there is a video about the best tank and it stated that the sherman crew could penetrate tigers whit the 75mm ( i dont think that was the size) whit no problem and they werent even concious about the danger of the tiger from what i remember? if its not right then pls correct, the video was ''what was the best tank in WW2?'' now there are a lot of those videos so yh.......... sadly i dont know the ytuber name
@zactron1997
@zactron1997 Жыл бұрын
37:16 is such a beautiful comedy sketch. It deserves so much more praise that it's been given.
@numberslettersass
@numberslettersass 2 жыл бұрын
The T-34 saved my marriage. Its thick armor helped to calm my wifes nerves. I appreciated the large caliber for its sheer power. We couldn't have done it without it.
@joeblow9657
@joeblow9657 2 жыл бұрын
Is the T-34 a condom?
@numberslettersass
@numberslettersass 2 жыл бұрын
@@joeblow9657 T-34 is one size fits all.
@johnd2058
@johnd2058 2 жыл бұрын
Umm I hate to break it to you but if the armor was anything like invincible, you got cuckolded by the KV-1.
@generalgrievous6778
@generalgrievous6778 2 жыл бұрын
@@johnd2058 even then the kv1 can't compare to the girth of the kv2
@johnd2058
@johnd2058 2 жыл бұрын
@@generalgrievous6778 The KV-2 is unspeakable without a "Must be 21" clickwall.
@jloiben12
@jloiben12 Жыл бұрын
Little did you know that about 2 months after this video was released that we would learn that the "build a lot of stuff and fuck logistics" mantra of the Soviets in WWII would still be around and still be a problem.
@timothy705
@timothy705 Жыл бұрын
Except instead of build a lot of stuff it’s pull a lot of stuff we built decades ago out of the warehouses and send it to battle severely undermaintained & lofted years ago for embezzlement
@casualduelist854
@casualduelist854 Жыл бұрын
soviets excelled at logistics in later stages of ww2, look at the invasion of Manchuria in 1945.
@Vox_Popul1
@Vox_Popul1 Жыл бұрын
I don't think it's fair to compare the 1941-43 Red Army to the current Russian Army. The former had to make do with whatever they had, were caught by surprise, were outnumbered at one point, fought one of the most powerful enemies you could possibly have at the time, and they still won in the end, even if they had allies (since iirc most of the German army was fighting the Soviets for most of the war anyway). Meanwhile, the latter had the initiative, had more troops and equipment, more time to prepare, etc. And yet they still botched it spectacularly. So idk there are quite a few difference one has to consider here.
@BSpinoza210
@BSpinoza210 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, the Russian's decided to go mano-a-mano with the entire western MIC and their production capabilities and spare stocks, while alienating Tiawan (largest microchip producer in the world), leaving China indifferent (they have their own problems), and deciding to source parts for drones from a dictatorship that's currently fending off a proto-revolution (I say proto here because it's not clear to me what exactly is happening in Iran, other than the government culling and pissing off their entire population, or if the military, or part of the military, has truly taken a side in the conflict yet for or against reform).
@royalhistorian5109
@royalhistorian5109 Жыл бұрын
@@casualduelist854 Which isn't a surprise since most of the Japanese army is bogged down within China and the navy was busy with the United States....also, the Japanese tanks were heavily outdated and the lack of anti-tank doesn't help much. So yea...it was expected that the Soviet Union would steam roll the weak Japanese/Manchuria army as most of the resources and manpower that they had was just gone.
@kokurothegreat70
@kokurothegreat70 8 ай бұрын
im fascinated that in every russian engagement ive ever known about, theres always been some severe, disgusting, ridiculous break in logistics. they've never seriously attempted to correct it either.
@jj4791
@jj4791 6 ай бұрын
Russians hate reason. They subscribe to the more that is sacrificed the more is gained. The highest moral duty is to fight in vain and die for mother Russia and thru sacrifice they will prevail.
@hagamapama
@hagamapama 18 күн бұрын
Not only that they've built it into a mythos for themselves. As if suffering were just part of being Russian, rather than something that you deal with because someone F'd up.
@harrymichaels3877
@harrymichaels3877 8 ай бұрын
An image of Thomas the tank engine pushing a WW2 piece of field artillery and a Vulcan/minigun is one of the best things I’ve ever seen
@LongTimeAgoNL
@LongTimeAgoNL 2 жыл бұрын
I remember visiting a museum in Luxembourg and they had a part of the museum explaining about camps for prisoners of war. Between all the the information there was a journal. A journal from a Russian tank commander (I believe). It was an interesting read about the T-34. The following of his complaints stood out: - The back plate/engine cover of the T-34 was not completely bolted shut. It had only 2 bolts. This made the plate shake and make a lot of noise during driving. - Their T-34 came WITHOUT SEATS. So what they did, before they entered the front lines, they entered a restaurant or a home (not sure) but conviscated the seats and pillows and fitted them in the tank. - They couldnt drive over 15 KM/H for long times (OVER ROAD) because the tank and transmission would overheat too quickly and break down and had to be cooled which took too long. They soon had to abandon the tank during a fight due to a failing transmission and got captured shortly after. He was allowed to keep writing in his journal as higher ranked officers got in to 'better' camps apparently.
@AyedYoutube
@AyedYoutube 2 жыл бұрын
What year was the journal written? It’s interesting to read crew perception of the T-34 from all periods
@rorschach1985ify
@rorschach1985ify 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he survived after the war since the Soviets were pretty awful to captured Troops when they returned.
@baronvonluchz5874
@baronvonluchz5874 2 жыл бұрын
The one in diekirch?
@lindsey607
@lindsey607 2 жыл бұрын
Seems like the t-34 was your typical bottom tier product of the Soviet union. They never could make anything well it seems. Communism really held them back.
@danmorgan3685
@danmorgan3685 2 жыл бұрын
@@lindsey607 LOL! Sure kid.
@USBearForce
@USBearForce Жыл бұрын
The M4 Sherman and T-34 were both designed under the principle that its crew would be dead before the vehicle wore out and needed major repairs. The difference is that the American crew was expected to be dead of old age.
@mannimut1721
@mannimut1721 Жыл бұрын
Had us in the First half not gonna lie
@Rogbet1
@Rogbet1 9 ай бұрын
I ruined the 69 likes
@michaelusswisconsin6002
@michaelusswisconsin6002 9 ай бұрын
The M4 Sherman was actually decent in reliability and quality.
@stukablyat7136
@stukablyat7136 9 ай бұрын
@@michaelusswisconsin6002🤦‍♂️
@GrueTurtle
@GrueTurtle 9 ай бұрын
@@michaelusswisconsin6002 serious?
@LukeMachad0
@LukeMachad0 10 ай бұрын
The benefits of sloped armor were known even before that - medieval armor used rounded shapes and sloped designs. In fact, I think armors made even before that already used those concepts, even as early as the bronze age!
@petergray2712
@petergray2712 9 ай бұрын
WW1 naval warships inclined their belt armor for the same reason.
@jungoder1085
@jungoder1085 7 ай бұрын
As an absolute armour nerd you are right Rounded plates or ones with steep angles were the norm In late medieval Europe you didn’t really see any flat plates because a globose breastplate that’s 3mm mild steel could deflect a lance or a heavy crossbow bolt no problem but you make that 3mm flat? It gets run through lol Also medieval people knew that rivets were weaknesses in armour as it was with tanks
@pedrofelipefreitas2666
@pedrofelipefreitas2666 5 ай бұрын
It's a pretty old tech, shields also used a metal sphere in the middle to deflect blows.
@spicysnowman8886
@spicysnowman8886 2 ай бұрын
Almosy every tank i look at has sloped frontal armor, pre or post war.
@elduquecaradura1468
@elduquecaradura1468 2 ай бұрын
Damn, even walls reflected that, check classical medieval walls vs bastion walls, latter ones were sloped because cannon shots, wich came in replacement of catapults/trebuchets come in a straight trayectory instead of inclined from above like trebs did
@darklitebug
@darklitebug 9 ай бұрын
The story I was always told wasn't that the tank was good, but was basically designed to be bad. That it was made of cheap, replaceable parts, and that any losses could be salvaged for surviving tanks, and the Soviets just accepted the crew losses because they had the manpower for it. I don't know how true that is, but it was a lot more believable then "Best tank ever made, trust me comrade".
@user-ox3du2pv2v
@user-ox3du2pv2v 9 ай бұрын
same
@Wardads1
@Wardads1 7 ай бұрын
Of course its the best tank ever made ,just one was needed to replace all 13 Armatas and T- 90s in the last parade .
@andreicrisan5526
@andreicrisan5526 2 жыл бұрын
22:35 No, it's not a myth: I know several people who served in the Romanian Army on T-34/85s [post-war models, formerly of Czechoslovak stock] who told me that, more often than not, the only way for the driver to get the tank into gear was to get the radio operator to help him; now imagine you're under fire and have to reverse the tank very QUICKLY.
@riderstrano783
@riderstrano783 2 жыл бұрын
That’s not terribly ideal.
@phunkracy
@phunkracy 2 жыл бұрын
On the other hand I drove T-34 twice and driving wasn't nearly as terrible as portrayed. In fact, the tank seemed bizzarely fast and mobile for it's size. We easily did 30 km/h cross country.
@whiskeytangosierra6
@whiskeytangosierra6 2 жыл бұрын
I would rather not imagine my 6' 2" frame inside any Russian tank.
@USS_Grey_Ghost
@USS_Grey_Ghost 2 жыл бұрын
@@whiskeytangosierra6 what about a Sherman that has more room
@whiskeytangosierra6
@whiskeytangosierra6 2 жыл бұрын
@@USS_Grey_Ghost I have been inside a Sherman. It's tight. Tanks are not really designed for tall people. Oddly, the drivers compartment of an M5 is plenty big and the thing is a hoot to drive. That turret though...
@shlomz
@shlomz 2 жыл бұрын
You actually helped me understand something which I suspected: after WW2, in conflicts between armies using the amazing T34 and those using the mediocre Sherman, the side with the Sherman usually won...
@egoalter1276
@egoalter1276 Жыл бұрын
The T34 was a very good tank for 1940. The Sherman was a mediocre tank for 1943. Both of these statements are true and correct. AFV development during the war was ridiculously fast.
@naughtyhieroglyph669
@naughtyhieroglyph669 Жыл бұрын
in later conflicts the t-34 will lose to the toyota hilux.
@egoalter1276
@egoalter1276 Жыл бұрын
@@naughtyhieroglyph669 It was actually the T55. And by about the same metric the CharB1 lost to the Opel blitz.
@bethcail976
@bethcail976 Жыл бұрын
​@@egoalter1276 The Sherman was not mediocre in 43, it remained a great tank throughout the war, its just they were up against an enemy that was almost always on the defensive.
@zeffy._440
@zeffy._440 Жыл бұрын
correlation isn't causation
@vasilzahariev5741
@vasilzahariev5741 11 ай бұрын
Watching this video 15 months into the Russian invasion of Ukraine and I find it baffling how little the Russians have changed since WW2.
@mrtom2854
@mrtom2854 11 ай бұрын
It's almost as if Putin and his cronies are still living in the so-called glory days, and have the tactical ability of Pierre Sprey
@jonreese7066
@jonreese7066 10 ай бұрын
The logistics issues they face are because they expect heavy losses
@n0k1ngs41
@n0k1ngs41 10 ай бұрын
Alcohol is a helluva drug.
@jimparis5073
@jimparis5073 9 ай бұрын
Are you kidding me the red army would shit bricks over these Russian federation troops
@OddLeah
@OddLeah 9 ай бұрын
Russian tactics haven't changed since the tsars.
@cpt_nordbart
@cpt_nordbart 11 ай бұрын
T34 is a great tank for parades. Especially when all other tanks are broken or somewhere else.
@chriscalby7412
@chriscalby7412 Жыл бұрын
Who in THE hell is LazerPig? I’m a few videos into this guys library and I’ve never been so thoroughly entertained while still enjoying what is obviously knowledgeable and well thought out lessons in military history. You sir are a true master of your craft.
@ollietizzard5180
@ollietizzard5180 Жыл бұрын
Lol I'm here having just stumbled upon him thinking the same thing
@pleasy13
@pleasy13 Жыл бұрын
@@ollietizzard5180 Same here.
@crackrat6166
@crackrat6166 Жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching LazerPig for some time now. Knowledgeable and well researched stuff. But the kicker is that he’s incredibly entertaining and funny. Aces! 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
@TheManic10
@TheManic10 11 ай бұрын
He is great. I always end up binge watching his videos while going for long walks.
@h.a.9880
@h.a.9880 11 ай бұрын
Lazerpig hits that sweetspot between giving you interesting, well-researched information and shitposty af humor.
@ilaril
@ilaril Жыл бұрын
Talked with Finnish veterans who fight against and used the captured t-34's. No one really liked it, but when they knew how bad the view was from inside, they didn't fear to get close enough to give them their cocktail.
@erikahl7180
@erikahl7180 7 ай бұрын
4:50 "large portions of europe still speaking german....." Yeah, we call that germany.
@merucrypoison296
@merucrypoison296 3 ай бұрын
That guys head looks really funny
@damonedrington3453
@damonedrington3453 Ай бұрын
Someone should tell him that German is currently the most spoken single language in Europe
@tylerthompson5859
@tylerthompson5859 3 ай бұрын
32:09 "T-34 is the first tank to use sloped armor!" *Shows picture of Little Willy, THE first tank*
@arkad6329
@arkad6329 2 жыл бұрын
“The Russians haven’t produced a good tank sense 1965” *Me looking at all the T-80’s the Ukrainians have taken out* …Well that aged very well.
@rorysparshott4223
@rorysparshott4223 2 жыл бұрын
You could literally replace the T34 in this video with virtually any other Russian or Soviet tank from the past 50 years
@joewelch4933
@joewelch4933 2 жыл бұрын
@@rorysparshott4223 Soviet gear has always been vastly overrated. The same for the chicoms.
@autobotstarscream765
@autobotstarscream765 2 жыл бұрын
@@joewelch4933 ChiComs steal America's shit, that's where their more advanced stuff tends to come from. I doubt you could _pay_ China to steal Russian tank designs in the 21st century.
@Dodsodalo
@Dodsodalo 2 жыл бұрын
@@joewelch4933 The Ak is a great beginner gun for soldiers and those who never used guns.
@haroldcarfrey4381
@haroldcarfrey4381 2 жыл бұрын
Ukrainian T-64s are not bad, and they come in one year before your deadline, but even they will explode if you get a penetrator inside the turret.
@jameswolf133
@jameswolf133 2 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised you didn’t delve into the T-34’s Korean War performance. Yes, it gained a ferocious reputation feasting on Chaffee light tanks and shrugging off bazooka and 57 mm anti-tank rounds. When faced with Sherman’s and Pershing tanks, the T-34 fared poorly.
@comradekenobi6908
@comradekenobi6908 2 жыл бұрын
Tank performance being bad in one war = being bad all around is quite misleading. It can even vary between different nations using the same tank. For instance, American crews had a higher survival rate in the sherman than british crews for one reason. Americans wore helmets and Brotish wore berets
@mr.wilkingson8419
@mr.wilkingson8419 2 жыл бұрын
@@comradekenobi6908 Or yknow, the overstocking of ammunition :P
@eazy8579
@eazy8579 2 жыл бұрын
Shermans tore the T34 a new asshole in Korea, and the same people who call the T34 a war winner call the Sherman a death trap, so it’s quite interesting
@comradekenobi6908
@comradekenobi6908 2 жыл бұрын
@@eazy8579 how do you know it's the same people?
@eazy8579
@eazy8579 2 жыл бұрын
@@comradekenobi6908 you ever seen the one show Lazerpig pulled clips from? It was called Top 10 Tanks, it was run on the “History Channel” and it ranked the Sherman 10 (lowest) and the T34 Number 1; they could not stop bashing the Sherman and, well, you saw the guy who’s hot take was “T-34 armor designed to stop gunfire.” He was that show
@tedytarrify
@tedytarrify 10 ай бұрын
'This will upset a lot of people' are some of my favorite words.
@Kalashnikoov
@Kalashnikoov 10 ай бұрын
People believing diesel can't catch fire have an average IQ of the soil supporting the garden salad. Other than that, a masterpiece ❤
@petergray2712
@petergray2712 9 ай бұрын
Yes, but it takes a very hot combustion source to start a diesel fire. Hence, the misconception.
@WillM38
@WillM38 5 ай бұрын
Right? If it couldn't combust, it couldn't be used as fuel.
@The_Natalist
@The_Natalist 5 ай бұрын
​@WillM38 ya, though its technically compressed until it explodes.... but same difference
@The_Natalist
@The_Natalist 5 ай бұрын
​@@petergray2712 Throw diesel on a fire, and the fire will get bigger, throw Gasoline on a fire, you my just lose your eyebrows. I know, i almost did 😂
@petergray2712
@petergray2712 5 ай бұрын
@thewingedhussars9080 You have to turn gasoline into an aerosol to make it burn. If it pools, a match or a cigarette won't be enough to ignite it. Edit: That's an exaggeration on my part. But droplets of a certain size to properly ignite from a low temperature heat source.
@dcdanger7597
@dcdanger7597 2 жыл бұрын
Tiny correction on the great drive from karkov to Moscow the driver didn't get pneumonia from exhaustion he got it because the tank didn't have a fucking heater for the crew
@Skaldy1
@Skaldy1 2 жыл бұрын
it is Kharkov, 2 years i lived there
@stephenflook9403
@stephenflook9403 2 жыл бұрын
@@Skaldy1 From one grammar Nazi to another: respect.
@Man_0f_Trenches
@Man_0f_Trenches 2 жыл бұрын
A SOVIET tank used in UKRAINE and RUSSIA didn’t have a heater installed. My god.
@Skaldy1
@Skaldy1 2 жыл бұрын
@@Man_0f_Trenches Soviet tank used in Soviet Union* FYI factory that made first t34 is now fridge or freezer factory. and i thin that pun was intended
@richardmillhousenixon
@richardmillhousenixon 2 жыл бұрын
You don't get pneumonia strictly from being in the cold. Being in the cold likely caused him to be exhausted from his body trying to work overtime to keep him warm, and when you pair that with exhaustion from overexertion it probably caused his immune system to weaken to the point that his body couldn't effectively protect him from pneumonia
@chaosacsend9653
@chaosacsend9653 Жыл бұрын
I always find it funny that the people who are quick to call the Sherman a death trap, are also the quickest to praise the t-34 it honestly baffles me.
@kiwitrainguy
@kiwitrainguy Жыл бұрын
Well, the Sherman did have two nicknames: "Ronsons" - after the cigarette lighter because they "lit first time" and the Germans called them the "Tommy Cooker".
@TuShan18
@TuShan18 Жыл бұрын
@@kiwitrainguy I believe the Germans called everything tommy cookers. Also, Ronsons didn’t start using the slogan “first time every time” until the 50s. There’s “one flip and it’s lit” in the 20s though. Also, the Americans used zippo lighters. Not ronsons.
@ericamborsky3230
@ericamborsky3230 Жыл бұрын
@@kiwitrainguy Don't quote me on this but to add to the source less tidbits floating around the internet, I've also heard that the term "Tommy cooker" was given by the British while they were fighting in the desert, because it was a metal box in the desert and would naturally get very hot inside.
@BjornTheDim
@BjornTheDim Жыл бұрын
@@TuShan18 Also, everything tended to go up in flames during this time period, whether it was the fuel or the ammunition. The Americans took great measures to fix this problem, whether through preventive measures to flood the magazine if it was breached or attaching springs to every single hatch possible. It turns out that being the Arsenal of Democracy and having an absolutely ludicrous industrial advantage over everyone else has its benefits.
@TuShan18
@TuShan18 Жыл бұрын
@@BjornTheDim agreed. People might always say that American industry was a major factor of the war, but I don’t think enough people realize why that was the case, and how far America went to use the full force of its industry.
@comensee2461
@comensee2461 9 ай бұрын
I think it's important to note that in 1941 the Soviet's were already looking to replace the T-34-76 with a newer T-34M model that used a bigger 3 man turret with a commanders cupola, new torsion bar suspension (greatly increases the interior space), and a new engine/transmission. The original T-34-76 with the Christie suspension was already a dead end design and the outbreak of war stopped the development of the T-34M, but it was later dusted off in 1943, and became the basis of the T-44 tank by late 1944. Had the Soviets had time to refine and mass produce the T-34M they would have been able to develop the T-44 a lot earlier in the war and that tank was vastly superior to the Panther in almost every category.
@trevorcassell236
@trevorcassell236 9 ай бұрын
36:42 - 37:40 is an excellent example of Lazerpig's thespian talent, and I find his example endlessly hilarious.
@gravygraves5112
@gravygraves5112 2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you mentioned the bombing campaign led by the US and UK. A huge part of Germany not being able to crank out more weapons and supplies and move them in a timely manner was because their factories and rail systems and roads were all being leveled by copious amounts of explosives. Didn't know about the bidding wars you mentioned that kept valuable high grade materials from the Germans, always cool to see how resource procurement can have such a drastic effect on a conflict.
@R3APP3R66
@R3APP3R66 2 жыл бұрын
So basically if it wasn't for the western allies getting involved it would have been a war of attrition for the Russians and they would have lost due to literaly running out of supplies..geez
@lordofdarkdudes
@lordofdarkdudes 2 жыл бұрын
More tanks would be of no help to the germans considering they lacked fule to run theam
@paullakowski2509
@paullakowski2509 2 жыл бұрын
@@lordofdarkdudes Every one makes this claim but still have seen no evidence to back it up.
@lordofdarkdudes
@lordofdarkdudes 2 жыл бұрын
@@paullakowski2509 you mean germanys fuel shortage during ww2? That was without a doubt a thing i dont know what to tell you
@paullakowski2509
@paullakowski2509 2 жыл бұрын
@@lordofdarkdudes i would like to see credible sourced figures,...let me help out. German oil supplies were average of 10 million tons per year from 1939 -1944? How much oil do they need.?
@simbascontinuingstory3100
@simbascontinuingstory3100 2 жыл бұрын
I have to agree considering that the man who built the t-34 also died in the t-34 due to the heater not working
@unclestarz8792
@unclestarz8792 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@teoborges3949
@teoborges3949 Жыл бұрын
Actually it technicly DIND'T HAD ONE
@leovang3425
@leovang3425 Жыл бұрын
@@teoborges3949 the heater was the engine.
@Femris_Adventures
@Femris_Adventures Жыл бұрын
He had to build it and drive it himself to prove it's worth, and of course he should have thought about installing a heater. I guess the mass produced ones did have a heater, although they cut down on just about everything else.
@MadaFakaTOO
@MadaFakaTOO Жыл бұрын
ouch
@RinAldrin
@RinAldrin 11 ай бұрын
Suddenly all the problems with the T-14 makes sense
@02suraditpengsaeng41
@02suraditpengsaeng41 10 ай бұрын
Do not judge yet We ain't clearly know about T-14 or get Red​Effect'd
@501stIstheBestRegiment
@501stIstheBestRegiment 8 ай бұрын
@@02suraditpengsaeng41 we know one thing they either have less of them then they claim they do or too many got fucked (transmition/engine or something else dying) before the last victory parade they were in
@02suraditpengsaeng41
@02suraditpengsaeng41 8 ай бұрын
@@501stIstheBestRegiment I mean for common sense especially "History repeat itself" I found out T-14 Armata has familiar story as IS-3
@hidefreek6905
@hidefreek6905 6 ай бұрын
T-14 problem is the corruption inside the Russian military and cut budget costs during the R&D. Indeed the theory was good but it'd be good if it's deployed during the 2010s. Know the tank is outdated.
@Skreezilla
@Skreezilla 5 ай бұрын
the T34 was an amazing tank for the early 1940s amazing Armour almost 300mm on the turret an amazing 120mm gun it was just outstanding... (hushed muttering from a person in the room) OH that T-34.....i mean it was a Tank.
@Goober762
@Goober762 5 ай бұрын
Fellow T34 enjoyer I see
@CCP-Lies
@CCP-Lies 3 ай бұрын
T34 heavy tank was just obsolete when it was being designed, heavy tanks in general just got obsolete after 1945
@frankpolly
@frankpolly Жыл бұрын
My place of work (A war museum) has a T-34 produced during the war. the entire thing is rusted on the inside. Levers, clutch, front hatch and even the seats are all rusted shut. One time the owner asked me to turn the turret a bit to the right and raise the gun a bit, I asked him how I was supposed to move a rusted tank turret. He told me the turret traversal by hand still worked and to my surprise it did. it worked flawlessly and I could traverse the turret with just a finger. No idea how the Soviets did it, but they did produce a good turret ring even during the war.
@Mortablunt
@Mortablunt Жыл бұрын
The Soviets had to prioritize hard. If they had to make a choice between well buffed track cover rivets or a properly balanced turret mount, they chose the turret mount. A lot of the decisions made on the T34 came down to brutal realities of economics and warfare. A tank was only going to typically last a few months in service, and a matter of days at most in combat. So the emphasis became cranking out as many tanks as possible with care prioritized to mission critical components.
@DrewLSsix
@DrewLSsix Жыл бұрын
@@Mortablunt lol, that's hilariously wrong, and if they had done better the tanks COULD have lasted far far longer. Every other army was fully capable or recovering and servicing damaged tanks, Russia abandoned great numbers of them.
@Mortablunt
@Mortablunt Жыл бұрын
@@DrewLSsix Go take it up with historians if you know better.
@cowmeatius7151
@cowmeatius7151 Жыл бұрын
@@DrewLSsix yeah, because they were fighting on the back leg for half the war. Terrain in Russia also isn't good for recovery. It is very muddy in Russia and it lacks proper road networks. During the winter there isn't any mud, but you can't recover a tank in half a meter of snow. The soviets abandoned their tanks because they knew that they could be replaced and it wasn't worth it. allies recover their tanks because they were produced overseas and hard to ship Edit: also Russia had massive skilled labour shortages. They literally could not afford or even had the true capabilities to produce a superior tank with numbers to match the T34 during ww2 (which they needed because of the massive front and lots of German armour)
@lasskinn474
@lasskinn474 Жыл бұрын
@@DrewLSsix russia didn't have "every other army" - they had the russian army. this is very important thing for a russian leader to understand. so that 'could have lasted far longer' is a bit of a stretch in the circumstances. the biggest design criteria was to be able to make many of them and it did fill that criteria, better than germans.
@captaindreadnought212
@captaindreadnought212 2 жыл бұрын
"The Cromwell is better than the T-34" We're reading levels of *based* that shouldn't be possible
@mikaelgrande6968
@mikaelgrande6968 2 жыл бұрын
Cromwell actually had speed, there is a story about the British JUMPING across a tiny bridge that was blown up. I mean, aside from bt7, what could do that? (Hellcat, and probably a few other speedy bois as well)
@jayharper3491
@jayharper3491 2 жыл бұрын
@@mikaelgrande6968 - I believe Lindybeige tells that story.
@QurttoRco
@QurttoRco 2 жыл бұрын
@@mikaelgrande6968 that story is almost certainly fake. Yes cromwell was a fast tank No its very unlikely it could jump 10 m gap and keep going.
@avatard.chiken4811
@avatard.chiken4811 Жыл бұрын
@@QurttoRco NAH MAN THAT HUNK OF STEEL IS MUCH FASTER THAN LIGHTINGING MCQUEEN
@ClemDiamond
@ClemDiamond Жыл бұрын
@@QurttoRco It was in the memoirs of one british tank commander. The gap was most likely not 10 meters wide but he does not say. There was sort of a ledge that could be used as a ramp to jump and the tanks had a bit of a run up to take up speed. Exagerated, maybe. Fake, not definetly.
@codyraugh6599
@codyraugh6599 9 ай бұрын
The reason the Societs did so good was the US provided trucks for their logistics, and their infantry combined with their commanders who were far better than what most people assume (Stalin's Purges could have actually left the Soviet Union with better officers overall, BUT the timing was what made the whole event something of a detriment for the Soviets)
@randylahey1581
@randylahey1581 7 ай бұрын
Don't forget the amount of food, steel and vehicles the US gave them. If it wasn't for lend lease, the soviets would have been massacred
@executivedirector7467
@executivedirector7467 5 ай бұрын
The US did provide a huge number of trucks, but virtually none before 1943.
@jocking3b510
@jocking3b510 Жыл бұрын
32:38 - I have to put on my "actually" hat here. German and american tanks were taller because the transmission was in the front, so they had to transfer the engine's power with an axle under the turret basket. The T-34's engine and transmission are both in the back, so no need for this axle.
@Beniah107
@Beniah107 8 ай бұрын
Drive shaft, maybe? Axles usually have wheels attached at both ends. 😉
@stevendoherty2130
@stevendoherty2130 Жыл бұрын
I highly recommend people look into what soviet tank crews said about lend lease shermans that they got. They complained about the tracks being a bit annoying in mud, and the gun being a little underpowered, but they loved the reliability and comfort. This is the people that supposedly had the best tank of ww2(t-34) talking about the supposedly worst tank(Sherman) of the war. I do like T-34s, but they are overrated.
@brennanleadbetter9708
@brennanleadbetter9708 Жыл бұрын
@Steven Doherty Dmitry Loza is a good example.
@ZaJaClt
@ZaJaClt Жыл бұрын
What not a single comment said here, is that the gun on a t 34 would penetrate german armour. Which was enough. And its not a russian tank but a judeo communist one. Learn the difference
@jic1
@jic1 Жыл бұрын
@@brennanleadbetter9708 I thought the part where he said that you could safely play paintball with a tommy gun if you were wearing a padded jacket did somewhat diminish his credibility though.
@brennanleadbetter9708
@brennanleadbetter9708 Жыл бұрын
@ jic1 might’ve been a lucky miss. But even American soldiers complained about the Tommy’s drawbacks.
@jic1
@jic1 Жыл бұрын
@@brennanleadbetter9708 There's a big difference between 'it's heavy, expensive, and hard to control' and 'you can shoot your friends with it and they'll be fine'.
@thevictoryoverhimself7298
@thevictoryoverhimself7298 2 жыл бұрын
Percentage of t34 lost in ww2: 78%. Percentage of Sherman’s lost: 18%. Which tank was a death trap, again? (Also the Sherman was vastly more easy to escape in an emergency, so far more crew would survive a vehicle loss)
@commisaryarreck3974
@commisaryarreck3974 2 жыл бұрын
>On Attack calling in airstrikes on everything that moves while screaming in fear Yes...Total superiority against demoralized garrison forces How did they fare on the Eastern Front?
@trailmix2062
@trailmix2062 2 жыл бұрын
Source?
@antonrudenham3259
@antonrudenham3259 2 жыл бұрын
The Sherman mate, the Sherman was a death trap especially while it had only one hatch for 3 turret crew and big fat 75mm rounds all down the thinly armoured vertical sponsons, which was actually for most of its WW2 service. It was basically an early 30's design automotively with a turret added in 1942 housing a derivative of the famous French 75mm field gun of 1897 vintage. It was cobbled together seemingly from bits and bobs laying around a shipyard, an ancient suspension here, an odd engine there made by bolting together many small engines or obsolete aircraft engines.
@seanassociateproductions1691
@seanassociateproductions1691 2 жыл бұрын
@@antonrudenham3259 There are two hatches on the turret of the Sherman, with two more on the front hull of the tank, not to mention these were spring loaded making the tank really easy to get out of. Not to mention the escape hatch at the bottom of the tank. The Sherman had a better engine, better top speed, better quality overall in production and ammunition, it was more reliable and could be fixed easier. The T34 had a worse K/D ratio. Don’t forget their lack of radios either with the exception of the platoon leader, so much like the French in 1940 they were communicating with signal flags. It was literally the least reliable tank of the war, breaking down even more often than the Tiger and it’s memed transmission.
@antonrudenham3259
@antonrudenham3259 2 жыл бұрын
@@seanassociateproductions1691 I'm fully aware of the T34"s limitations, especially the M40, 41 and 42 versions. The standard M4A1 and M4 kept a single hatch turret right through to 1944 and plenty served after that date.
@tieriaveda4165
@tieriaveda4165 8 ай бұрын
On the topic of sloped armor, we as humans have understood sloped armor is better at deflecting blows than flat armor, which is why all plate armor is sloped after the 14th century.
@kyledabearsfan
@kyledabearsfan 5 ай бұрын
The Russian military has the same logistics capability as my niece setting up a tea party for her stuffed animals 😂
@wingracer1614
@wingracer1614 3 ай бұрын
I suspect your niece is actually a lot better. She actually cares about her stuffed animals and isn't selling all that state supplied (read parents) tea to the neighbors as a side hustle.
@Name-ot3xw
@Name-ot3xw 2 жыл бұрын
Tank nerds are great. recall that in the previous 12 months 2 people in 2 different countries have gone to jail because of their need to trade secrets for E-Tank-Honor I'm on team M3 Lee, not because it's a good tank but because it looks funny.
@dogman9223
@dogman9223 2 жыл бұрын
Based, the lee is cool
@tinyplaidninjas8868
@tinyplaidninjas8868 2 жыл бұрын
The Lee was there for them when they needed it to be, and it did the best it could. What more could you ask for from a tank?
@Name-ot3xw
@Name-ot3xw 2 жыл бұрын
@@tinyplaidninjas8868 it wasn’t great, but it was good n cheap!
@no_name2882
@no_name2882 2 жыл бұрын
Im on team Grant. Same tank, different turret
@satanhell_lord
@satanhell_lord 2 жыл бұрын
The Lee is such a good tank because even tho it wasn't the best, it did what it was supposed to. Was it supposed to be a fast, hard hitter and impenetrable tank? No! It was made to be good enough until something better could replace it, and it's what it did.
@SomeCatWithGlasses
@SomeCatWithGlasses Жыл бұрын
The T-34 is just the physical embodiment of the phrase, “Great on paper, horrible in execution.”
@user-xh9pu2wj6b
@user-xh9pu2wj6b Жыл бұрын
except it wasn't great on paper either, just decent at best.
@ThePandoraGuy
@ThePandoraGuy Жыл бұрын
It's the embodiment of the Zerg Rush. Throw on enemy until enemy is no more.
@captainbean3114
@captainbean3114 Жыл бұрын
You can say that about a lot of CCCP stuff
@udbhavsingh8608
@udbhavsingh8608 Жыл бұрын
Soooooo , communism ?
@ThePandoraGuy
@ThePandoraGuy Жыл бұрын
@@udbhavsingh8608 Yes and No. In fact, there isn't a single faith, form of government or organization in the history of the universe, that did not sooner or later begin to exploit and bullshit their way to the top.
@shelbylover1359
@shelbylover1359 11 ай бұрын
The M4 Sherman: the best example of a tank that has a great mix of quality and quantity
@codyraugh6599
@codyraugh6599 9 ай бұрын
While people give the Sherman shit, it was a acceptable quality thank produced in vast quantities and thus it was a war winner. Because the detail those "quantity is a quality of its own" dipshits forget is that 0 multiplied by a trillion is still zero, one multiplied by a million is one illion. And 2 multiplied by 500 thousand is also one million. The T-34 is a zero, the Sherman is the 2, while the Tiger was a 4 multiplied by 36
@Alex-pj8nz
@Alex-pj8nz 9 ай бұрын
Can’t run a Sherman tank now.
@U_Go_Boom
@U_Go_Boom 9 ай бұрын
I would say the t-34 also fits that example.
@codyraugh6599
@codyraugh6599 9 ай бұрын
@@U_Go_Boom except the T-34 is worthless. A rolling tomb, if you can't see a enemy even when they shoot you, your useless, more Russian Field Guns killed German Tanks than the T-34 and the T-34 is also the only tank of the war to have the distinction of suffering a more than 100% casualty rate in a battle of WW2 which coincidentally happens to be one of the largest tank battles in human history, a battle won by Russian Infantry. This why I hold the dumbass who wanted to cancel all Russian AT gun production as the biggest idiot of WW2.
@DeadNoob451
@DeadNoob451 8 ай бұрын
@@U_Go_Boom have you even watched this video ?
@spike.strat1318
@spike.strat1318 5 ай бұрын
This gives me an idea, “I’m not fat, I just have sloped armor”.
@sadlyimcringe6670
@sadlyimcringe6670 Жыл бұрын
"From the factory to the front line" could just mean that "freshly" made T-34s were taken to the front line instantly
@litkeys3497
@litkeys3497 Жыл бұрын
Not in this case. The stories he's referring to are of tanks rolling off the production line at a factory in a city under attack, then a crew jumping in them and driving it outside directly into combat with the Germans. You hear similar (albeit with more verification) stories about factories in Leningrad building PPS43 submachine guns and testing them by shooting out the window.
@enriqueperezarce5485
@enriqueperezarce5485 Жыл бұрын
@@litkeys3497 I think it’s more realistic to build guns under attack then a goddamn tank that is functioning and doesn’t break down
@ferblancart8669
@ferblancart8669 Жыл бұрын
I always assumed that expresion wasnt literal, but if some tell it as factual well, he wrong or extremely punctual event
@Niever
@Niever Жыл бұрын
@litkeys didn't Stalin already order the moving of said factories well before the Germans got to any major cities? I do recall one in Leningrad especially.
@ansbremen
@ansbremen Жыл бұрын
@@Niever Kirov factory was definetly functioning during siege, but it produced KV tanks, not T-34.
@foldervtolvr
@foldervtolvr Жыл бұрын
I recently watched a movie called “T-34”. It’s very much a T-34 love letter. I watched it with one of my good friends does as much research as I do and we had a lot of fun tearing apart the way they make the T-34 seem like a god among tanks. The basic plot is simple: A Russian T-34 crew is captured after ambushing a German tank convoy, they are then given a new T-34 that was captured but without any shells to allow them to act as a dummy crew for training. The Germans didn’t take out the bodies from the tank, hiding 5 shells. They use the shells to destroy the German tanks during the training match and make an escape. We laughed a lot at the movie, we joked that the most impressive thing was the fact that the T-34 didn’t break down over the course of the movie.
@DakotaofRaptors
@DakotaofRaptors 11 ай бұрын
I remember watching a clip where a Panther shell ricocheted off of the T-34 at a fairly close distance. Didn't the Panther's gun have better penetration capabilities than the Tiger's 88?
@Alkivo
@Alkivo 11 ай бұрын
@@DakotaofRaptors not positive but I believe so, and they were good enough to penetrate T-34s at least but that’s a guess
@nadarith1044
@nadarith1044 10 ай бұрын
I'd view it more through the lens of the likes of rambo, the tank and its crew were simply exceptional, one-in-a-million, the heroes, that one tank and its commander was a PROTAGONIST, able to defy all odds through his smarts, iron will and sheer fucking grit after all everyone and everything else was murderised by the germans in that movie, and it isn't titled t-34s isn't it? just one t-34
@TheDarksideFNothing
@TheDarksideFNothing 10 ай бұрын
He used a few clips from that movie in this video
@siddhartha7631
@siddhartha7631 10 ай бұрын
@@DakotaofRaptors that panther round should have pen the t-34, it was pretty much point blank range. The only reason why it didn't pen the t-34 cuz of plot armor.
@sjones5616
@sjones5616 Жыл бұрын
I’m a freedomboo and I will say our headlines were filled this day with the remains of British Soldiers that were found at the Battle of Cowpens being returned home. They were given full-salute honors. God Bless our kindship of nations. I’m a veteran. If any nation threatens Britain it is as if they are threatening my home in Texas. We are close friends. Thank you for the awesome content.
@GrueTurtle
@GrueTurtle 9 ай бұрын
'It's a piece of shit but it shoots and we can make a lot of them.' "are they reliable?" 'no.' "are they good?" 'no.' "are they fast?" 'no.' "are they durable?" 'no.' "so we will crush them superior numbers.? 'no.' "So they're cheap?" 'no.' "ah, so they're expensive because they are good!" 'still no.' "..." '...' "Stalin truly is a wonderous leader. I wish to someday be so wise as to understand his glorious plan!" 'yes.'
@tyomikshkolnik7988
@tyomikshkolnik7988 9 ай бұрын
A: They are fast B: They are durable C: They are reliable D: They aren't comfortable That's the only difference. Just because the crew doesn't like it doesn't mean the tank is utter garbage. Soviet aircraft crews alone were amazed by the comfort of lend-lease planes. The IS-2 is a great tank too, but if course the T-34 was the only Soviet tank it seems.
@thetubeboi6991
@thetubeboi6991 9 ай бұрын
@@tyomikshkolnik7988bro he just debunked this. A) you can, hear me out, NOT SHIFT INTO THE TWO FASTEST GEARS, the gear stick becomes impossible to move because of a shit design.
@thetubeboi6991
@thetubeboi6991 9 ай бұрын
@@tyomikshkolnik7988B) they aren’t durable, the soviets heat treated their metal so much it became brittle
@tyomikshkolnik7988
@tyomikshkolnik7988 9 ай бұрын
@@thetubeboi6991 the amount of tanks able to conduct a 330-kilometer run without problems rose from 10.1 percent to 79 percent at the end of the war...
@tyomikshkolnik7988
@tyomikshkolnik7988 9 ай бұрын
@@thetubeboi6991 yeah I'm not sure you're much better, going around and whining how great your Shermans were. Just because you saw a video by a person who is clearly anti-soviet / anti-russian that doesn't mean he is right...
@damonedrington3453
@damonedrington3453 Жыл бұрын
“They were quickly abandoned by their crews when they broke down, or ran out of fuel or ammo” Hey, hey I’ve seen this one before, this is a classic!
@morvish1925
@morvish1925 11 ай бұрын
what do you mean, it's brand new?
@edug1168
@edug1168 11 ай бұрын
Yes, that comment aged well.
@TheDarksideFNothing
@TheDarksideFNothing 10 ай бұрын
​@@morvish1925fucking perfect hahaha
@1Learn2Swim3
@1Learn2Swim3 9 ай бұрын
Some things never change
@magmafeline8239
@magmafeline8239 9 ай бұрын
A farmer in Ukraine* and its free real-estate
@hats1642
@hats1642 Жыл бұрын
The T-34 was definitely one of the tanks of the war.
@Frommerman
@Frommerman Жыл бұрын
It did the thing it needed to do: Drive out the Nazis on the ground and halt their attempts to colonize Russia the same way the US colonized the west. They didn't need an engineering marvel to do that. They needed lots of things to throw at the overengineered Nazi shit. They made that, and so they won the war. Engineering isn't about making something shiny, complicated, and sturdy. It's about completing a task with the resources on hand. Usually, making things complicated and sturdy is a good strategy for accomplishing that, but it isn't the only one. And, crucially, it wasn't one the Soviets had available to them. So they used the resources they did have to win the war they were actually fighting. Meanwhile, the Nazis were fighting an insane ideological war by trying to prove German technology was superior, instead of fighting the enemies they had made with the resources available to them. The Nazis were fighting a fake history book instead of the Soviets with their tank designs. It's no wonder they losy.
@deennice6035
@deennice6035 Жыл бұрын
@@Frommerman bruh
@pyrys8807
@pyrys8807 Жыл бұрын
@@Frommerman Bruh
@tinand
@tinand Жыл бұрын
@@Frommerman bruh
@watcheroftheyoutube6794
@watcheroftheyoutube6794 Жыл бұрын
@@Frommerman Bruh
@kjp.7714
@kjp.7714 4 ай бұрын
I bet that this man could teach an entire college semester whilst absolutely shit faced
@XanderMan77-np1ln
@XanderMan77-np1ln 4 ай бұрын
It would be glorious.
@zobius9191
@zobius9191 Ай бұрын
Lazer if you ever want an American Femboy to lay on a pillow and listen while you make these, I volunteer. I could listen to your voice all day.
@fuzzydunlop7928
@fuzzydunlop7928 2 жыл бұрын
Broke: The German big cats were the peak of WWII engineering Woke: The cheap, mass-produced, easily-maintained T-34's were the most effective tanks of the war in terms of impact. Bespoke: Both the T-34 and the Sherman were a delicate, well-toted balance of mitigating factors and unique capabilities created to fit the unique requirements of their respective fighting forces during the conflict, and in this we see the tanks themselves matter little, but what matters most is a frank, self-aware appraisal of your nation's capabilities and requirements and when this is considered even the oft-maligned Italian and Japanese tanks seem sensible and at least somewhat considered, and to a degree this is true for all the countries in the war except the British whose tanks were utterly shite until the very end where they had to pioneer a new class of tank because they were hopelessly lost trying to read the room and keep up with what everyone else was doing.
@SAarumDoK
@SAarumDoK 2 жыл бұрын
Finally someone with common sense; ^^
@Zombie1Boy
@Zombie1Boy 2 жыл бұрын
Bewoke: Bob Semple Tank is greatest tank ever made as no one died while driving one.
@magoshighlands4074
@magoshighlands4074 2 жыл бұрын
Hey, I defence of us Brits the Two Tank system we developed evolved into the modern IFV, Tank and infantry doctrine, so we may have been a bit behind during the war, after it we were light years ahead
@thehumanoddity
@thehumanoddity 2 жыл бұрын
British tanks weren't shit, at worst they were average. They just suffered from introducing a few of them, and the Cromwell in particular, relatively late in the war. Their Churchills were used to through to the end of the war with great success.
@FakeSchrodingersCat
@FakeSchrodingersCat 2 жыл бұрын
@@magoshighlands4074 But if you compare the two tank system to the modern one the British got the requirements completely wrong they took heavy tanks hobbled the speed to such ridiculous limits so that the infantry could keep up with them and assigned them as support roles and then took fast lighter armed tanks and expected them to break through enemy lines on the attack with no infantry support. Assuming modern doctrine is correct.
@JohnWMichell
@JohnWMichell Жыл бұрын
I was born in china. In there, people was told and believed that T34 was the best medium tank in wwii. But as I started to read more history, I started to question that why the best tank suffered such a high number of loss. Then I found that it was not as good as I was told. I agree with you. Maybe the design was not that bad but the real products were not exactly as they were designed. I like your channel.
@suddenlythatenderman5800
@suddenlythatenderman5800 Жыл бұрын
is suggest reading the The T-34 is not as bad as you think it is, for proper info
@TheVistula
@TheVistula Жыл бұрын
​@@suddenlythatenderman5800 Yes it was. It was one of the worst tanks of world war II.
@jamesedwardladislazerrudo1378
@jamesedwardladislazerrudo1378 Жыл бұрын
​@@suddenlythatenderman5800 so compare to the Japanese ones which looks bad?
@tuananhphung577
@tuananhphung577 Жыл бұрын
@@TheVistula Is not the worst tank in ww2, if so then the Sherman also the worst tank in ww2 because the allies are afraid of the Tiger tanks when the Tiger tank blow up thier Shermans. The T-34 suffered the high causality because the Soviet can retrieved back the damaged or even destroyed T-34 and fixed them to get those tanks back to battlefield
@Naeron66
@Naeron66 Жыл бұрын
"Best" does not mean superior to all aspects. Lots of mediocre tanks can be "better" than small numbers of good tanks.
@dariuszzukowski5244
@dariuszzukowski5244 9 ай бұрын
Around 45 min there are scenes from a Polish tv series "Four Tankmen and a Dog" about a brave, honourable Polish crew of a T-34 they called Readhead (no. 102), fighting within the Red Army ranks. Literally all the kids from the 60s up until the 80s, maybe even 90s, watched and loved this cult classic series. I used to reenact scenes from it when playing with my friends when I was, like, 9 years old. Everyone wanted to play as Johnny, the resolute tank commander. We did not care then that the show was actually (also) a piece of socialist propaganda, supporting the mythos of the invincible Red Army, superb T-34 tank, and USSR always in friendly alliance with Poland.
@Barbarian75
@Barbarian75 9 ай бұрын
Watched it on Soviet TV in the 80s. Loved it. True, it was pure soviet propaganda.
@bogdanzalan84
@bogdanzalan84 8 ай бұрын
I mean they were definetly not indestructible since their tank blew up twice throughout the show if I recall correctly
@dariuszzukowski5244
@dariuszzukowski5244 8 ай бұрын
@@bogdanzalan84 I never said "indestructible". :) I was literally shocked when they lost the turret, afair.
@bogdanzalan84
@bogdanzalan84 8 ай бұрын
@@dariuszzukowski5244 I was shocked too. I was like surely that is the end for them but next episode they just climb out from the haystack that they crashed into. Oh man I have to watch it again it is such a nice series. Fortunately it has dubbing in my language as well :)
@Mr.Manta5988
@Mr.Manta5988 4 ай бұрын
I would have never thought that an hour-long video on the t-34 would become one of my favourite rewatch videos
@Fusilier7
@Fusilier7 2 жыл бұрын
One of the most interesting reports I have read about the T-34 came from Israel. After the six day war, the Israelis captured many Egyptian and Syrian T-34s, most of them had broken down, thrown tracks, or trapped in the dunes, the Israelis tested them out, and discovered the T-34 was scorching hot, the desert made the interior as hot as a boiler room, the Soviets gave the tanks to the Arabs, without telling them how vulnerable the T-34 is to heat. The T-34 was impotent against sand, which would jam the turret, choke the engine, and paralyze the tracks, but the biggest flaw the Israelis discovered, was the T-34 was too vulnerable to infantry attacks, there were so many blind spots, infantry could sneak up on it, and destroy the tank with a recoilless rifle, or capture the tank by storming it.
@AllMightyKingBowser
@AllMightyKingBowser 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder what they thought about the Panzer IV
@mileselon1339
@mileselon1339 2 жыл бұрын
Sooo the T-34s would just melt anyone inside... Why .. why wouldn't the Russians tell them about the heat? Did they not know about Heat strokes, You can die by that stuff! What did the Russians Believe that the T-34 would remain so cold in there because it came out of Russia?
@coaxill4059
@coaxill4059 2 жыл бұрын
@@AllMightyKingBowser I can guess. Paper thin armor makes it not ideal for assaulting, but it's got decent vision and a decent gun. Not great in the desert, but from the sound of it, not as bad as the T34.
@Tuck-Shop
@Tuck-Shop 2 жыл бұрын
@@AllMightyKingBowser They did capture at least 1 during the six day war as the Syrians used Panzer IV's. Am looking into it but so far it seems the Syrians were at least able to use the Pz IV in the desert. Well they did serve in the North African front during WW2 so that alone says it was better than the T34 in the heat.
@zaiz6018
@zaiz6018 Жыл бұрын
I fully believe all of these flaws are true But I will mention that the T-34 was not designed to fight in hot desert conditions without infantry support. It's not a matter of design failure, it's a matter of equipment being used wrong. Like a knife to a gun fight
@paulyguitary7651
@paulyguitary7651 2 жыл бұрын
Poor logistics and soldiers quickly abandoning equipment, surely that could never happen again….what? It has? In Ukraine you say? Oh…
@charlesmcgill2974
@charlesmcgill2974 2 жыл бұрын
Oh and vehicles that don’t allow you to escape if your the driver and you get hit with a anti tank round, referring to a photo I saw from Ukraine with a bmp-2s front completely split open the driver still visible.
@kajmak64bit76
@kajmak64bit76 2 жыл бұрын
@@charlesmcgill2974 source? I wanna see that lol
@Tacdelio
@Tacdelio 2 жыл бұрын
@@charlesmcgill2974 you see the one where the tank gets smoked and the crew go flying? kzbin.info/www/bejne/nJ_KgYl5abtnfc0
@rex9502
@rex9502 2 жыл бұрын
@@charlesmcgill2974 where can we see that?
@chaselaqua6676
@chaselaqua6676 2 жыл бұрын
For a moment I couldn't tell what era you were talking about lol
@vertoplusgm1327
@vertoplusgm1327 5 ай бұрын
I hate that T is right next to the R on the keyboard, so whenever I search this thing up and misspell I get a roller coaster of emotions
@brealistic3542
@brealistic3542 4 ай бұрын
It wasn't only tanks that were produced like crap just to get higher production it was AIRCRAFT. Many early Russian aircraft had main spar failures because the workers were forced to use worn out drill bits and tools. Using worn out drills forced the Soviet workers to smash bolts through metal with heavy sledge hammers that weakened the main spar of the aircraft almost guaranteeing a wing failure in flight.
@CCP-Lies
@CCP-Lies 3 ай бұрын
The Soviet air force was a flying grave
@coaxill4059
@coaxill4059 Жыл бұрын
I'm amazed by the statistic you gave: "T34 crews had a survival rate of 15% once penetrated, M4 Sherman had a survival rate of 80%" This means that on average, once penetrated, a Sherman crew would lose one crew member (probably the loader). Meanwhile, the T34 would lose everyone, with only 3/4 of a person surviving.
@MaxRavenclaw
@MaxRavenclaw Жыл бұрын
This isn't entirely accurate. Of the figures I've seen cited on the net: 1. A report from Korea has 82% wounded, of which 75% dead for the T-34-85. ~30 samples size 2. Polish 4th Armored Brigade reported a loss of 1.8 out of 5 (36%) per T-34-85. ~30 sample size. 3. 5th Tank Corps reported 28% across both T-34-76 and T-34-85 tanks. ~110 sample size. As for the Sherman: 1. US First army 0.28/tank KIA, 0.61/tank WIA. ~450 samples size. 2. British 0.6/tank KIA, 0.88/tank WIA. ~100 sample size. It's impossible to calculate an entirely accurate survival rate, but these numbers should give you an idea.
@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046
@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 Жыл бұрын
Viktor: *caughs blood* I saw that a panzer shot us, It hit our ammo storage and it exploted, it killed everyone and I lost my legs, arms,and guts Ivan: *mercykills him* this tanks are shit, thank god we are infantry, we would have more chance of being not dead by running into a MG
@MaxRavenclaw
@MaxRavenclaw Жыл бұрын
@@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 I'll presume you're joking. The casualty rate of infantry was abysmal compared to tanks, even in the case of less survivable tanks. Like Moran put it: the best way to get killed was to carry a rifle (or something along those lines).
@coaxill4059
@coaxill4059 Жыл бұрын
@@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 In fact, since the cheapest Panzerfaust can penetrate the T34's armor from any reasonable angle, it'd probably be at a severe disadvantage compared to even an average infantry squad. Only with support is a T34 worth anything, and still not worth its weight in metal TBH.
@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046
@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 Жыл бұрын
@@MaxRavenclaw yes, I was joking
@madmanmortonyt4890
@madmanmortonyt4890 Жыл бұрын
Tank Salesman: *Slaps roof of tank* T-38: *Roof fractures* Tank Salesman: "Shit."
@vholes2803
@vholes2803 Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of... Design lead: *Throws metal ball at armoured window* Tesla Pickup truck: *'Bulletproof' glass fractures* Elon Musk: "Oh my f------ god"
@ArcturusOTE
@ArcturusOTE Жыл бұрын
Tank Salesman: So how would you like Shermans?
@brucetucker4847
@brucetucker4847 Жыл бұрын
"Blyat!"
@Katharina-rp7iq
@Katharina-rp7iq Жыл бұрын
Was it a bamboo sheet made to look like steel from china?
@ladywaffle2210
@ladywaffle2210 Жыл бұрын
​@@Katharina-rp7iq Nope, just steel heat-treated at 600 brunell
@Nikarus2370
@Nikarus2370 5 күн бұрын
Every time I watch videos of The Chieftain trying to get in/out of some of these tanks that are cramped and do poorly on the "Oh crap, the tank is on fire" test... it stresses me the hell out.
@martinnermut2582
@martinnermut2582 8 ай бұрын
The lonely T-34 (and the only tank presented) on Red Putin Army Parade in Moscow 2023 was build in our country after war, in Czechoslovakia :-)
@bbbruh8809
@bbbruh8809 8 ай бұрын
Like those russian imbeciles couldnt buy USED t34s from middle east or collectors
@solreaver83
@solreaver83 2 жыл бұрын
Also hear the stories of hit t-34 charging heroically into their enemy in suicidal ram runs. This however I've learned is BS because the tank didn't have an accelerator but a brake, the design often meant taking a hit killed the driver so unable to hold the brake anymore the tank would drive in a straight line until destroyed or hitting something big.
@rabidbeaver167
@rabidbeaver167 Жыл бұрын
omg lol...
@diggman88
@diggman88 Жыл бұрын
That would make the tank even less survivable because unless the tank is in neutral The crew can't dismount safely as it goes on a runaway.
@AJPDing
@AJPDing Жыл бұрын
I would like to see a source for this
@Joe45-91
@Joe45-91 Жыл бұрын
@@AJPDing agreed. That sounds like an incredibly stupid design
@serjacklucern4584
@serjacklucern4584 Жыл бұрын
it reminds me the story of the "italian ghost tanks" (basically the tankers of the italian M13/40 and M14/41 used to put an heavy object on the accelerator. so in some case, even bursting in flames some italians tanks keeped moving fowards as the soul of the driver wouldn't leave the engine.
@ImNtDead
@ImNtDead Жыл бұрын
Now this is just my opinion; but I think the "From the factory to the front lines" comment originally came from the Germans. I think they looked over these tanks after they had been knocked out and noticed all of the parts that were missing and some one probably cracked a joke about them being in such a hurry to get their tanks to the front that they didn't finish it.
@Haispawner
@Haispawner Жыл бұрын
This comment has 34 likes, let's keep it this way.
@muzikizfun
@muzikizfun Жыл бұрын
In the history of WW-2, near Stalingrad, it actually happened. The tractor factory, which was heavily fought over, had been converted into a tank factory early in the war. The speed of the German advance caught the Russians off guard, and they decided to quickly move the tank factory machinery farther east. Right before the disassembly began, the Germans closed in on Stalingrad as the last tanks built at the tractor factory rolled out of the building and drove to the battlefield a few miles outside the city. The Russians then frantically removed the equipment and moved it to the east.
@Helperbot-2000
@Helperbot-2000 Жыл бұрын
@@Haispawner im sorry little one
@Haispawner
@Haispawner Жыл бұрын
@@Helperbot-2000😡
@generalhorse493
@generalhorse493 10 ай бұрын
also, being rushed from the factory straight into battle doesn't say anything about whether or not the vehicle managed to achieve anything in the battle.
@ZayJustThat
@ZayJustThat 2 ай бұрын
The reason why the t34 was good was cause it was cheap and easily repairable, not cause of its angled armer or its gun
@HIdude5309
@HIdude5309 2 ай бұрын
So was the Sherman
@ZayJustThat
@ZayJustThat 2 ай бұрын
@@HIdude5309 true
@larryfontenot9018
@larryfontenot9018 2 ай бұрын
"Americans at the Aberdeen Proving Ground didn't properly maintain the tank." Neither did Russian tank crews. Getting to the fittings for engine maintenance involved dismantling the armor louvers installed on the engine deck, and that was such a pain in the backside that precious few of them ever bothered. With the numbers of T-34s being cranked out, it was much easier to drive one around until it broke down and then hike back and get a new one. Rinse and repeat.
@happynightmaremonster488
@happynightmaremonster488 2 жыл бұрын
The game Tetris was actually a game about fitting crew into a t34 in the most efficient way possible
@D.M.S.
@D.M.S. Жыл бұрын
So two nation with flawed tanks fought against each other and the smaller nation which industry was bombed into pieces eventually lost, while the other just kept producing? Mild Shock!
@gamerdrache6076
@gamerdrache6076 Жыл бұрын
atleast german tanks had better armout and firepower
@acemarvel1564
@acemarvel1564 Жыл бұрын
Two virgins fighting while the Sherman chads write the mother and fatherlands divorce
@acemarvel1564
@acemarvel1564 Жыл бұрын
@Arn Francis Tapic 🇺🇦 the great grandpa of the Bombastic Bradley
@acemarvel1564
@acemarvel1564 Жыл бұрын
@Arn Francis Tapic 🇺🇦 Sherman the persevering shall forever watch over his kin proudly defend the land of the free from the unscrupulous Regimes of the world
@gamerdrache6076
@gamerdrache6076 Жыл бұрын
@Arn Francis Tapic 🇺🇦 ok then why did the americans and british lose countless tanks against 6 germans with anti tank guns they were driving into the field and lost a huge amount
@sirius2447
@sirius2447 6 ай бұрын
I want to know how many war thunder russian mains this man has triggered
@thatguy46744
@thatguy46744 6 ай бұрын
All of them except the ones that only play it due to the history of russian bias warthunder has had
@TheIroncladResearcher
@TheIroncladResearcher 2 ай бұрын
"The Russian T-34 is a piece of shit." Those brave words for man in tank gun distance, Comrade LazerPig. (I joke)
@launch4
@launch4 Жыл бұрын
Quantity over quality is a viable strategy when the net gain for slightly less quality is more than made up for in quantity. But when half your tanks break down before battle, and those that make it are exhausted, can't see shit, and their armour shatters like glass the minute something looks at them hard, it becomes slightly less viable.
@stephenlee1664
@stephenlee1664 Жыл бұрын
Which is why the shermans were rhe perfect tank for the quantity vs quality strategy. They weren't the greatest tanks, but were 100% the most reliable. Even if the shermans broke down fixing them were never an issue.
@Edax_Royeaux
@Edax_Royeaux Жыл бұрын
German infantry did not have an easy time dealing with T-34s. The Karabiner 98k or the MP-40 is not going to penetrate the armor of a T-34. The race to Berlin was lead by tank charges that the Germans just couldn't stop them with bullets and trenches.
@andrewgreenwood9068
@andrewgreenwood9068 Жыл бұрын
Yep. 2 pretty good thanks is probably better than one amazing tank but it is probably still better than 3 horrible tanks.
@Edax_Royeaux
@Edax_Royeaux Жыл бұрын
@@andrewgreenwood9068 It depends. If say you're fighting against WWII China whom only has infantry, every last tank you have is going to have a massive advantage. So long as we're not talking about Bob Semple tanks but decent autocannon armed 12 ton light tanks, they're going to mow down infantry and resist machine gun fire, cause havoc and move fast. You'll get more bang for your buck than a 68.5 ton King Tiger.
@tizi087
@tizi087 Жыл бұрын
@@Edax_Royeaux due to the T34 not seeing mich it Was often tolerable. The infantry oftrn fought against the soviet infantry or pinned them. The soviet tanks often failed to Support their own guys and went for the breaktroigz. Without infnatry they then Fell prey to rear elements
@bimboalabama5649
@bimboalabama5649 2 жыл бұрын
As a total noob on the subject of vehicle use in military applications (tanks,planes,ships etc) I greatly appreciate your videos. Something I leaned while studying firearm history is that so called “military experts” and “historians” often have little actual backing or knowledge on the use of certain weapons, most of those people haven’t even looked into the operators manual.
@stuglife5514
@stuglife5514 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly! It’s the thing I’ve been fighting against my whole life. I’ve actually gotten the chance to read StuG manuals and clamber around and inside some and be on em while movin, and I’ve still seen “professional historians” fucking up when talking about the StuG at an alarming regularity. I suggest Military history visualized for learning about documentation and very specific tactics and logistics, Drachinfel (think I spelled that wrong) is easily the best channel regarding anything with war ships.
@egoalter1276
@egoalter1276 Жыл бұрын
This is a meme channel, with a host poorly.informed.on numerous topics, and well informed on others, who doesnt differentiate, and doesnt seem to realise which is which. If this sort of thing interests you, I much rather recommend Nicholas Moran, alas The Chieftan, for a well considered expert opinion.
@SpaceCase132
@SpaceCase132 5 ай бұрын
Considering all the myths regarding tanks like the T-34 and the Tiger, when do you think we could get a video on Franz Staudegger, a Tiger commander who reportedly took out 2 T-34s with grenades and up to 20 with his crew?
@atomicsquirrel6457
@atomicsquirrel6457 10 ай бұрын
I have watched this video over and over, and I am repeatedly struck by how much the first historian looks like a thumb.
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