You’re a Criminal (Why Everything is Illegal)

[@daisyjoy242]

_“Happy Birthday to You” was actually illegal to sing publicly because of Warner/Chappell Music copyrighted the song in 1949. It expired in 2017_

[@DailyDemon]

Omg I had heard that and I thought we’d have to come up with a new song😂

[@eldritchteletubby9319]

Wait, is that why every restaurant has their own little birthday ditty?

[@StarWarsomania]

@@eldritchteletubby9319 yep, it’s also why most tv shows or movies also made up some other song if they had a birthday cake scene. Like Tuvok and Worf’s birthdays in Star Trek.

[@j_II8]

No shot, it was just illegal to profit off of it without liscense, no?

[@Pirategod23]

@@eldritchteletubby9319yes

[@henrycarr8714]

9:03 I just thought you were making an Animal Farm reference

[@WesternCommie]

Remember, If you see someone stealing food, you don't.. Stealing food isn't a crime.. What is a crime is a company throwing away tons of food. Obviously stealing food is actually a crime, but you don't have to make it one if you don't snitch.

[@Gramoler]

only he can ILLEGALLY name a pig napoleon casually and no one will question it

[@serpentine16]

There's a guy in Queensland who was charged for, like, kidnapping, assault, attempted murder, shooting at cops... and owning a bunny rabbit.

[@Slyeyewalker]

In Vermont it’s illegal to whistle underwater. Also, no no to wearing hats in theaters in West Virginia. 😂

[@altusshow7574]

I feel like walmart watching you steal a bunch of times and waiting until you cross the felony line oughta be banned. Like...stop it the first time, don't lay traps.

[@Jurt619]

8:11 you don’t understand Swiss pipes, man. They are so so loud. Even in a house you are making damn sure everyone knows you’re taking a shit. It’s a valid law.

[@lincolncampbell6017]

Ice cream cone in the back pocket u aint slick bud 0:49

[@theCandiest]

First crime I saw is the “ice cream” in his back pocket

[@samhall1748]

In France, it was once illegal to name her pig Napoleon

[@FirstLast-lx6iw]

I like how you can go to jail for longer for pirating than giving kids alcohol

[@D_ANIE_L]

In Arizona it is illegal to have a donkey sleep in a bathtub

[@aricthomas8349]

Apparently, in Washington state (I think), it is illegal to poach a Sasquatch.

[@JCHomeEntertainment]

It is also illegal in Kentucky to have ice cream in your back pocket

[@BrutalJambon]

Imagine going to prison longer & paying a bigger fine than a guy that assaulted or abused someone because you streamed a movie. Such a nice and very just punishment for what is is compared to violent crimes that get less on a regular basis. :))))

[@croozerdog]

law is made to protect the rich hehe

[@bunjistee]

Imagine being a druglord and sitting in a prison next to a dude who wanted to watch a movie

[@Nineninetails]

I wouldnt be too worried about that one. he barely fact check these. last i heard the courts had decided that streaming a movie isnt punishable because you dont own the full movie at any one time due to the way streaming works. You know how if you back up too far it has to buffer? That is because it only holds a small part of the movie on your pc at one time. That is the saving grace. Now if you actually download the movie then watch it is another story. If you use a torrent it is even worse because then you are distributing it as well. Ps jaywalking is legal in most of America.

[@thomgizziz]

People that didn't go to the capitol building have been sentenced to 22 years in prison... things are fucked unless you are in the privileged group that dont have to follow the same laws as 99% of the nation.

[@CAIDMASTEROFPYRO]

Penalty for pirating a movie or show shouldn't exceed the cost of purchasing a legit copy of that movie or show

[@gutzfuck]

couple seconds in and hes already calling us a criminal, what a tuggington moment

[@EbiNimbus]

Our ruler. Lord Tuggington.

[@domino-dude]

Lord Tuggington, of the Tuggington Dynasty, his Tuggintonness. *comically large bow*

[@anarchosnowflakist786]

but is he wrong though ?

[@yaeismybeloved]

I love you beacause you have a denji pfp

[@Ilikebugs2464]

​@@yaeismybelovedI hate them because they have a denji pfp

[@rockheart2002]

Gosh dang it, I thought that Napoleon Pig was gonna be an Animal Farm reference and I got really excited for him to be brought up again 🥲

[@cuboidmelon]

he might be...

[@Skcntjekd]

@@cuboidmelontreason…

[@canarywingss]

dw, i thought the same lol

[@edhoj]

It’s illegal to name a pig napoleon in France

[@zoranstam9136]

It’s illegal in France

[@pandamilkshake]

"What are you in for?" "I...I handled salmon suspiciously 😔"

[@vinyldash2333]

Is that fucking fish jenga

[@MWoyde]

@@vinyldash2333Good old Sam O‘Nella ^^

[@geo34568]

Extra context: "Handling salmon suspiciously" being banned is indeed a law in the UK, but it is meant when someone could be reasonably believed to have illegally fished salmon

[@lucy-anndale2822]

Yep! Or bought illegally fished salmon. It is actually a pretty old law now

[@Financiallyfreeauthor]

😂 I did not catch that

[@jackdaniels5071]

FREEZE! IS THAT FUCKING FISH JENGA?

[@thebunnygamer9838]

NO- @@jackdaniels5071

[@theorangegremlin334]

@@jackdaniels5071*NO*

[@BURGERGAMERGAMING]

I like how pirating a movie is more illegal than underage drinking

[@quinnfarris]

the people who have money care about 'theft' of intellectual property, not kids ofc

[@cherrypepsi834]

@@quinnfarris sometimes the people who have money care pretty strongly about kids

[@devindouzstuff_8250]

​@@cherrypepsi834care and like mean different things

[@KrummyBrinkleJr.]

i mean, it's penalized worse than drunk driving so you can see where our laws favor money over safety

[@DanielPereira-ey9nt]

One word, lobbying

[@magicschoolbusdropout7743]

The fact that bootlegging movies is a bigger crime than underage drinking is insane to me

[@susrock1152]

guess law makers are more concerned with keeping rich film studios rich than they are with keeping actual people safe

[@shannond1511]

One deprives ppl in power of money and the other doesnt

[@lglg64]

​@@shannond1511actualy both do

[@timvance836]

Money crimes are always worse than other crimes.

[@monhi64]

???? I get ripping on how insane it is that pirating is treated like arson but you could picked anything in the world as a comparison and you pick the war on drugs? The last thing we need is to send more young people to jail and prison over the fact that they’re obviously going to experiment. Like what do you even mean, the phrasing underage drinking implies it’s already illegal so you just seem to want harsher punishments for the kids caught. Hell one time in school the cops busted a small party I was at, everyone was around 19-20 except one guy who was 21. The cops arrested him, he went to jail he had a felony now because he happened to be 21. The kicker being he didn’t even provide alcohol to anyone, the underage drinkers bought the alcohol themselves. That’s how stupid serious they treat underage drinking in the US it’s insane. I can only hope you’re talking about one of the many countries where the drinking age is like 14-16. Because the US is already pretty much alone in requiring people be 21, but ya know ship em off to war before they can even drink

[@n.v1627]

1:28 Me: Oh, look, a pig! Big Tugg: His name is Napoleon. Me: *_War flashbacks_*

[@themineguy1234]

that is illegal in france

[@rafansyed8420]

bro i was searching for this comment

[@MineZack2]

As someone who read Animal Farm, it hits different

[@SpaceBarIce]

It’s from a book called animal farm by George Orwell

[@Tuggy_Bee]

6:42 “but i wore the juice 😢”

[@pathogenposting]

But he wore the juice ☹️

[@flaminggaming143]

He WORE THE JUICE😭

[@blakemcmillan5680]

⁠HE WORE THE JUICE!!🤬

[@KeiTh0r]

HE WORE THE JUICE!!💀

[@nobody-ri5ng]

But he wore the juice😞

[@joshuapiggy8370]

There’s no way Ed Sheeran isn’t a menace behind closed doors

[@Nointernet746]

This is such a weird comment without context

[@Pancakesss]

It’s cuz he’s a ginger

[@A-6flicks]

Yeah

[@StarmenRock]

Remember when he said that he shat himself during a concert out of nowhere with no context? He just said it in a interview like he was talking about what he had for lunch

[@sovietdoge.7369]

I read this with no context and am very excited

[@davidcuevashere727]

Additional context for the Lemon Juice Bandits (anyone correct me if I'm wrong): I believe the friend had gotten his information about the lemon juice from the fact that lemon juice can make invisible ink so he had assumed that putting lemon juice on himself would also make him invisible.

[@twiggygrl84]

Sounds like drugs to me. And I'd know bc I keep coins in my ears!

[@supraguy4694]

Yes that's exactly why they did it

[@Thelordoffrogs]

That's dumbass to a whole new level

[@Bananova-slupka]

I’m pretty sure that a “wizard” told him (after he paid him).

[@lucyandecember2843]

This is why testing your hypothesis is so important lmao

[@silversarcasmic5111]

Local Florida woman here, the reason why the elephant parking law exists is apparently because in the early/mid 1900's the Ringling Brothers (a circus group) moved into Florida and would literally use the elephants to travel to the store or whatever because they didn't have proper cars - or maybe they just didn't feel like using their cars, I dunno I didn't ask them. What a life.

[@LogjammerDbaggagecling-qr5ds]

They probably didn't want to pay the parking fees. Rich people are the cheapest douchebags on earth.

[@StarWarsomania]

@@LogjammerDbaggagecling-qr5ds ah yes, the *literal carnies* are “rich people” 🙄🙄🙄

[@TheBrokeCyberWanderer]

Oh yea! I heard about that. Something about a significant amount of crap on the streets and also, they were driving elephants back and forth to the circus, and people didn't like that. Florida has so many outdated and stupid laws that everybody ignores. But they all have an insane story behind them. I want to know all of those stories.

[@TheBrokeCyberWanderer]

​@LogjammerDbaggagecling-qr5ds I've met a lot of carnival workers and non have fallen into the 1% category. They do, sometimes, have access to animals.

[@juliomenendez9458]

@@LogjammerDbaggagecling-qr5dsHey man, if you’re willing to ride on a slow ass elephant to the store instead of a vehicle to save a quick buck, you earned that in my eyes

[@assafglass]

4:13 you can legaly steal a ps5 at self checkout then becouse its 400 dollars

[@kubakielbasa5987]

you mean like 4

[@joekuvorkian]

They always check receipts on tech items

[@very_funni]

2:38 "I said doodoo a couple of seconds ago" - Bigtugg's famous words

[@just_a_guy_.]

Fun fact! My uncle got to meet the duck tape bandit when he worked at a prison. (I live near Ohio so..) he said he asked him why he covered himself in duct tape for and he said "you don't what's stupid when your on drugs". So..... there's that.

[@StarWarsomania]

😂😂😂

[@strawb3rry_boba97]

I learned in one of my criminal justice classes that it is technically illegal to pick up money you found, it counts as stealing, your suppose to take it to the nearest station and if no one else picks it up you can come back to claim it in a few months

[@elleumm]

Wait but what if you pick it up just to take it to the police station?

[@Perfection-given-form]

@@elleummThat’s what you’re supposed to do. That’s what the comment says.

[@elleumm]

@@Perfection-given-form right… but you have to pick it up to take it to the police station. And it’s illegal to pick it up. You see what I’m saying?

[@Perfection-given-form]

@@elleumm It’s not illegal to pick them up. It’s illegal to pick them up and not take them to the police station.

[@elleumm]

@@Perfection-given-form but how would anyone know the difference? Wouldn’t someone just say “oh, I picked that up, but not to steal it.” If it’s self-report, the question becomes about proof, really.

[@arturogranados1133]

"we live in a police state where they can nab you for anything." You really are prolific, dude. Great video as always.

[@KawaiiFireMoon]

;-; if they want you they will take you So the dream is get some land filled with motorbike trails and bunkers and beartraps so no one can drag me away from my family for trying to get away from the shithole we call society

[@skitswithafton1014]

Loo ppl

[@Mr_Mistake19]

5:56 did he float a little before falling 💀💀

[@silverberries]

Streaming something illegally can get you the same amount of jail time as literal sexual assault. What world are we living in????

[@cobyjaxk]

who said I’m innocent

[@cobyjaxk]

also I’m very excited to be so early

[@bananza_69]

same?

[@cchocolacola]

fr bro i stole cactus eraser when i was 7

[@cobyjaxk]

@@cchocolacola you should be in prison by now🤬🤬

[@cchocolacola]

@@cobyjaxk idc im black anyway

[@KevinFeeley_KHF]

Nobody can keep me from carrying my ice cream cones in my back pockets as is my god given right as an American.

[@kubakielbasa5987]

Just like making a fish drunk before 2014

[@caffineatedchef1001]

As a former target gremlin, yes, it does really backfire on the store. Fuck man like half the customers steal like an item or two and the AP’s would literally not do anything about it other than kinda glare at them. Too be fair they didn’t get paid a whole lot more than a normal team member

[@sbecerra219]

This makes sense because I’ll steal Robotussin from food 4 less from time to time, gotta keep count now ig

[@---jt5wg]

It makes me really uncomfortable whenever you work somewhere and they want you to call yourselves and others some word other than employee. "Team member" just got me creeped and has informed me I would be cringe to ever work at Target. My own work has started doing this, starting messages with 'Hey Team!' and I just die a little inside every time because its just a small business but its also going corporate. Not even the actual sports teams I played on for years ever called ourselves that way.

[@sboinkthelegday3892]

It doesn't, this is a rubberband economy. Literally every online startup with their little ads on youtube let you send stuff back, you know why? Because it's literally like a truckload of potatoes, ALL the worth comes form the hope you actually keep coming back and pay SOMETHING, rubberbanded with what you DO HAVE in your pocket. If the taters would run out then F U to the farmers, you have to grow MORE, with generous land tax deductibles that even Bill Gates uses (but doesn't grow potatoes). It backfires on YOU and exactly YOU, if you DO have a real job. Creating raw content is a real job, but most money from content comes from crap like Fair use videos. They pocket ad revenue on content that WOULD count as piracy, if copyright law ACTUALLY was applied. But it isn't until somebody TRIES capitalism. Until then google just LETS you copy stuff from the interent and everyone blames the "big corporations" if anyone ACTUALLY demands their property rights enforced.

[@kullaratt.9336]

​@@---jt5wgI've been working in corporate for a year and a half, and still feel weirdly uncomfortable when my manager go 'Hey Team!' in emails or group chat, and the worst yet when he speaks to us in person. Idk why, it just doesn't feel right.

[@Financiallyfreeauthor]

Wow I’m surprised. I worked self-check at a grocery store and I never saw anyone steal anything! Maybe I wasn’t paying enough attention :-/

[@Schrodingers_kid]

What's funny is, as lawyers, we learn "Overcriminalization" which is a term used when lawmakers are claiming things to be crimes when it is unnecessary. It may include criminalization of activities that don't harm anyone and can't or including unnecessary things into descriptions of crimes. I wrote a paper for my professor on how it was unnecessary to include genitals into a description of "Serious bodily harm", because "Loss of organs or their functions" is already included and considering that "harming genitals" is kind of part of a culture in some places and that we have some of the representatives of these cultures in our country, so it kind of goes against our Constitution to criminalize it without expections.

[@TheodoreChin-ih7xz]

Personally I do think genital mutilation should be illegal. That is not ok with me.

[@blakemcmillan5680]

⁠@@TheodoreChin-ih7xzI think they meant self mutilation, and not that of others

[@Schrodingers_kid]

@@TheodoreChin-ih7xz In this instance, it would be overcriminalization because it technically has already been included in that very same article. Genital mutilation involves loss of their function and it is an organ, serious bodily harm involves damage to organs leading to them losing their function (in our criminal code at least), so it's just unnecessary burden And, the thing is, it's still allowed as a cultural thing, if the person chooses to, making such addition genuinely pointless, because it simply doesn't work. It still should be a crime even if the person agrees to harm being dealt to their health, but it isn't in this case for absolutely no explainable reason

[@Schrodingers_kid]

@Thegingerbreadm4n No.

[@regmatshiya1437]

8:48 Where tf are getting elephants in Florida 😭😭😭

[@Arrows_tip]

Disney.

[@Rob_Lucci_]

​@@Arrows_tip next question, how do you steal an elephant?

[@rino65vc]

@@Rob_Lucci_disney.

[@brieoconnor9824]

The handling salmon in suspicious circumstances exists because it was really common for people to steal salmon from salmon farms but if nobody saw them take it, they couldnt prove it was a stolen salmon. So the suspicious circumstances in question tend to be 'While soaking wet and walking away from a salmon farm'

[@noxuii]

This man ruins everything I love and then accuses me of CRIME

[@mrbigsta4221]

oh the ABSURDITY!

[@rowanmartin4397]

Not a problem for me, I break the law all the time. I recently rappelled off a random public bridge, it was pretty illegal and pretty great. Didn’t get caught!

[@Yourpringledealer]

​@@rowanmartin4397sure bud

[@elleumm]

@@rowanmartin4397nah, everyone knows it’s only a crime if you get caught.

[@legonerdandfan2679]

Naming a pig Napoleon in France is illegal

[@gacd2104]

Is it because of Animal Farm or because of the real life Napoleon?

[@nyxcoke]

@@gacd2104 because this constitutes an insult to the country's former ruler

[@weirdlanguageguy]

@@gacd2104the French translation of animal farm calls Napoleon Cesar

[@Aaaaaaarrrpirate]

It’s not, that’s a myth.

[@Financiallyfreeauthor]

Oh my gosh I missed all these side crimes😂

[@Drago0900]

The thing about under age drinking is in states like Texas, you can under age drink, with parents approval in a law called private enjoyment. This only applies to inside your primary residence and you cannot leave it until you are no longer intoxicated.

[@elichristian1713]

Same for wisconsin

[@CharlieOsmar]

Tugg, I thought we were supposed to keep this between the two of us

[@cadycastle9957]

I'm going to start watching your videos as much as possible in hopes that one day you will be able to survive only on your KZbin money and can quit you job and start uploading longer videos more often. Anyone with me?

[@1ogo]

ples

[@ecab992]

hell nah i got my own bills to pay aint got time fo dat

[@tyler9703]

​@@ecab992Watching this at work rn so your point is irrelevant

[@rioforce]

I mean he could just choose to it live in NYC, he’d get there a lot faster lol

[@Raccoon_Bowl]

he already does

[@GonFreecss-yj7sf]

Lmao Tugg made me laugh too hard and I didn't catch the cone in his pocket

[@gsleazy1975]

I've lived in Alabama for 10 years, I've heard so many people state that info without the reason so many times. Horse theft in the south is a grave offense, you wouldn't want to get that 12 guage to the face 😂

[@OrdanKarris]

3:11 as an european i can confirm, just right when i got out of my mother, they cut my umbilical cord and gave me jack daniels

[@rino65vc]

i was in my dads nutsack, got some tasty vine tho.

[@amogus19r7r9]

Bro thought the gravity wont work necause he isnt looking down 6:03

[@danielleshyllon]

I can't believe walmart and target have a THEFT ALLOWANCE OF 2000 dollars. Welp I'm going to target today

[@twiggygrl84]

I may have borrowed without the intention of returning... two pairs of sunglasses many a year ago. I was caught and the worst thing they did was call my mom... who had 2 criminal justice degrees and was previously a cop... It was also just me (an only child) and her (my single parent). So when I say that her disappointment in me was the worst punishment fathomable, I hope you can understand. Besides, my "punishment" from walmart was "youre never allowed in this store again" yeah right... and 20hrs of community service which was done in an unairconditioned building in the summer but it was the salvation army and you can bet your sweet butter biscuits I made out with much more than the value of my time. Met a nice young Adderall dealer in the making as well. Sweet kid, hope she's doing well.

[@Pizzaetertje]

I was just about to go to sleep but this is more important now

[@St3rry_nightz]

Fr

[@Child.DazaiOsamu]

same lmao

[@Vraudulent_disciple]

Same lol

[@Bluepikminproductions]

1) pig called napoleon 2) handling a salmon suspiciously 3) hiding coins in your ears 4) hiding ice cream cone in your pocket

[@axmoylotl]

I think it's cool how the public is okay with those copyright laws (that would severely punish like the majority of the public) but get upset about much more trivial stuff. an example being, whatever is in the news right now, cuz it certainly isn't anything meaningful. i don't even think it's the news fault, i think people just don't care. Like every government is contantly passing laws that continue to severely restrict our freedom and privacy and no one cares.

[@juliomenendez9458]

It’s more government passing bad/ complicated laws and the news either reporting on the bad laws, or completely misinterpreting a complicated law in order to fearmonger the public

[@KawaiiFireMoon]

Yesterday on the radio it told me that the worlds a wild place just remember to smile and try not to think about it too hard. It hit really dystopian to me when its a pretty normal thing to hear. Were all getting pumped with sheeple thoughts

[@aloysiusexpialidocious]

I worked at a target, and i know that they do that. I didnt know they did that to customers but one of my coworkers who had the ability to mark down products to clearance prices, thought he had the brilliant idea of marking clearance items down to almost nothing, like pennies. Like, he bought a 50" flatscreen for $2, video games, and dvd's for a penny each, etc., and rather than just fire him the first time he did this, he kept doing it until he racked up over $2k in losses, and then they had the police come in and arrest the kid while he was on shift.

[@xostler]

Lmao

[@chaotickreg7024]

I think the first rules of crime are don't tell anyone, leave no trace, and only do it once.

[@aloysiusexpialidocious]

​@@chaotickreg7024solid advice lol

[@workemail8723]

​​@@chaotickreg7024Just know the rules. All the rules and don't get caught. You know, like millionaires when they do it.

[@thatscoolbuddylmao]

Serious, real talk. If your reading this or not, Big Tugg, i want to thank you. I just lost years of work, and you are one of the few youtubers holding me together from having a mental breakdown. You deserve everything you have and your fanbase is glad to have you. PART 2: Explaining my losses, i also got a bigger weight on my back TODAY. 1. Not as severe as loosing a PC, but loosing a account with years of existance, 100s of dollars on it, and amazing friends made on it. The new weight was making my own mother think i was kidnapped on accident.

[@juggernaut7_]

Damn man, that sucks. Dropped your PC, like Tugg? Hope everything turns out well (enough) in the end

[@TheBrokeCyberWanderer]

I'm sorry to hear that. I hope things start looking up for you soon.

[@shannond1511]

Same here man.

[@5quidge]

How thE FU-

[@itsOZone]

thats sucks man but does anyone find it kinda weird when people just dump shit like this on youtubers/streamers? "hey thanks for making videos my mom died today and i have been suicidal"

[@guts60]

Remember: piracy isn’t theft, it’s copyright infringement. The corporations aren’t losing money, just their dignity :3

[@ElBamfo]

Really shows America's priorities knowing the punishment for illegally streaming movies is worse than buying beer for under age kids.

[@alecperhaps2525]

It's worse than sex crimes.

[@ElBamfo]

@@alecperhaps2525 lolwut

[@Nakelie]

0:02 i immediately said no 😭

[@Eritz112]

Same

[@IzzyMealor]

Lamo, same

[@SquiresIsle]

Underage drinking: I was walking up to a 7-11 once, and these two underage kids came up and offered me money to buy them booze. I said, "Nah, no dice, I don't think so." I mainly didn't want to be an adult male giving beer to teen boys. That's not... no. So I said no, went inside and got my OWN shit. When I left, I went a different way. Turned a corner, and the two teens were standing next to a cop car talking to the cop in the driver's seat. It was ENTRAPMENT, and I saved myself by not wanting to look like a pervert. Booyah!

[@PatrickSantos-sn8ox]

Good for you ! If it don't feel right.. But me as a teen alcoholic I was pissed when....an older cat wouldn't help me out....I was no cop scout....and they exist....one nite after my good friend had OD and his younger brother who was a Hustler of white lady.....I had a few beers with him and he cut out early but passed me a half 8 ....something told me to keyster it......walking home....a block later I was swarmed by police units.....one small built cop was ....you were coming out from your friends house....yes.. yeah his fuckin brother is dead ain't he? .....trying to bait me.....yeah he's gone Rip.... You're PI ....no I'm not I had 2 beer....well I'm gonna have to confiscate that 12 pack.....no it's completely sealed... I was searched and had to take my boots off and open my button and fly...nothing.....went home and got fucked up. Listen to that inner voice.

[@devonkelly44]

i lost it at the mugshots at 6:10 😂

[@just-there]

6:53 that is not the dinning Krueger effect that graph is totally fake the dunning Krueger effect shows that confidence increases slower than akill

[@audie3600]

When I was in third grade, I was walking home from school and jaywalked (didn’t know it was a crime as an 8 year old, my bad) and a police officer flipped on his lights and ran his sirens for a split second to then pull up to me and tell me that if I jaywalked again I could go to jail… I cried the rest of the way home so that was cool 😎

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

ACAB moment.

[@justseffstuff3308]

1312.

[@magentawool2556]

3:03 nope, it's actually completely legal in 47 US states as long as you're on private property and your parents say it's okay.

[@neBen_]

Or in a place of worship

[@kubakielbasa5987]

in what 3 states is it illegal

[@twisting_badger]

surprised that he didnt mention that in Minnesota its illegal to sleep naked. how would they enforce this

[@radioactivespoonsinthevoid]

They're always watching...

[@TheNadroj10]

Why is that illegal. Is there a reason they came up with that?

[@whydoistillexist5033]

8:00 From Switzerland here.This law is pretty loose actually. Mostly the rule is to just not scream, party or make loud noise after 10 PM or on Sundays. If you have a party planned, just warn your neighbors or ask if it’s okay. And it’s heavily encouraged for you to handle issue among you and your neighbors yourself instead of immediately calling the police. Hope this helps

[@timo4463]

Yea thats basically everywhere in the EU German Here

[@Shinyduck-sz2sl]

9:32 Georgia has the exact same rule but instead of horses it was for cows

[@cadenwalker2618]

4:27 So what you're saying is you can "legally" steal an xbox series x and a ps5, and still get out scott free 🤨🗿🍷

[@PizzaGreasewastakenwastakenwas]

Yeah……… But only in Louisiana

[@woolyuxd4979]

A free ps5 IS A FREE PS5

[@MegaMonkeVr]

Yeah but you gotta be in ohio

[@MarioGarcia-io9gj]

The Walmart adding up your charges happened to me, I'd steal some food here and there, during the pandemic. But I didn't know my 2 roommates were also stealing and they stole just about everything. And they knew who we were cause one of them worked there. But I got a slap on the wrist and they had to pay like $3000 in fines (each)

[@minimalistvlogger3467]

tell me more. how did you get caught? does walmart track you among several stores or just per location? is it possible for the system to miss or is it always counting even when an item doesn't scan and it doesn't say anything?

[@xxspicygurlxx]

​@@minimalistvlogger3467I'm sure he's asking for research purposes only. 😂

[@MarioGarcia-io9gj]

Well it tracks items that go through the scanners at the door, I got caught cause the roommates finally went over the limit so they served us all at the same time. I doubt they track between stores

[@Jakeez007]

@@MarioGarcia-io9gjyeah but do they actually know who everyone is or just your friends cause they worked there

[@MarioGarcia-io9gj]

@@Jakeez007 they keep account of every theft then it's like mix and match they compare you to the other thefts to see

[@EzaleaGraves]

9:10 Magician in Hawaii:What's this behind your ear? *Pulls out coin* Scared child: I swear it's not mine! I've never seen that coin before in my life!

[@albinopanda9255]

That Walmart and Target keeping track of stolen goods at self checkout is universal for many chain stores.

[@Immortalcheese]

Omg as a Canadian I once paid a bullshit parking fine with all pennies. They were bankrolled but the clerk still had to open each one to ensure there were 50 pennies in each

[@jacobash5904]

6:30 if those 2 were warhammer 40k orcs, theyd be UNSTOPPABLE

[@what_do_I_name_mysilf]

7:42 %100 empathy

[@kawnir42]

Wait, so was the pig being called napoleon not a reference to animal farm? He said "I thought it was a little out of place", but a pig called napoleon, especially when that's immediately after complaining about the government, doesn't feel out of place for me,

[@wintershock]

What’s really fun is some crimes expire under statute of limitations. It obviously depends on where you live. Where I live serious offences such as robbery, murder, abduction and sexual assault have no statute of limitations which is a good thing. Minor crimes such as stealing something once 6 years ago will expire. Depending on who you are, you may or may not be a criminal even if you have committed a crime. You just have to wait long enough.

[@panickedshears]

Sexual assault having a statute of limitations in America kinda gives me the ick. I hate that so much. And I think it’s only like 6-10 years too so like… yeah. Not a lot of time. So if got had a witness to the crime who saw you get abused but you didn’t report it for whatever reason, uh no! No time for the perpetrator I guess.

[@thesuperpunmaster6369]

​@@panickedshearsprobably state by state

[@panickedshears]

@@thesuperpunmaster6369 it is, but in most states it’s 3-10 years. For example Alaska has no limit

[@Danap-mykaykat]

Also a possible law broken you could've added: Giving legal advice without having passed the barr exam/while unlicensed could also be a possible broken law! Lol love your vids, I just enjoy your humor so much, it never fails to make me laugh which is saying something when most videos only make me exhale from my nose forcefully for about 2 seconds

[@Alfie1million]

BTW saying something bad about someone (Ed Sheeran in this case) to a large audience is defamation 💀 BTW this is a joke it’s just ironic coz it’s about crimes

[@MischievousDan]

suspicious salmon "There is a salmon among us"

[@samwardcares]

1:41 Librarian here to clarify that we do want you to use the wifi offered (even in the parking lot if it reaches out that far)! Using library services only keeps us more relevant, haha

[@Rob_Lucci_]

I respect everything you people do, books are really awesome and I really do wish more people read them.

[@5001Fergies]

I feel like theres an entire subsection of laws that were made as a result of a really interesting story, like the ice cream cones in the back pocket one being because people would actually steal horses like that, which is an absolutely insane thing that actually happened 😂

[@hexagon-99]

8:17 one time my friend wanted to see if this law was enforced. so they payed for an entire 4 person mcdonalds order with only nickels. needles to say we didnt get arrested, but we did waste a lot of peoples time (sorry jessica the cashier)

[@alexlovelady8249]

I used to work at a grocery store, and someone paid for $200 worth of groceries with just quarters and toonies

[@Husker_the_barkeep]

​@@alexlovelady8249 no, I'm picking a fight,I don't care if I get fired, that's horrendous.

[@Walker404]

I’m related to “these guys”. The girl is the photo is my great great aunt. I know you won’t believe it, because nobody does but it’s true. 0:19

[@EnchantedEvoElegance]

Do what you want cause a pirate is free, YOU are a PIRATE

[@also1268]

4:35 Salmon Act 1986, where you cannot handle salmon in a suspicious way (UK only). LMAOOOOOO

[@connorroddy1519]

Bruh 💀

[@professorg2590]

How do you handle salmon in a suspicious way?

[@RIPOGQuickTwilson]

@@professorg2590i guess having salmon in duffle bag and trying to sell them on the street 😂

[@voltscreamratty]

​@@professorg2590Fish Jenga

[@MissFunky98]

It’s honestly wild to me that jaywalking is an actual crime in the US.

[@rebeccastolberg2148]

Because cars are king. Gotta protect their rights to go fast and run over people who have the audacity to walk.

[@Mrmandudemojodojocasahouse]

Not in California🤑🤑😝😝

[@malaizze]

The US has a ton of weird crimes put in place after chattel slavery ended because the white government wanted to force the black population into prison labor. That’s why “loitering” is a crime too

[@PatrickSantos-sn8ox]

Just the other night I hard braked cause a woman with a baby stroller jaywalking at nite and drizzling night ....she hauled ass ...

[@123four...]

@@Mrmandudemojodojocasahouse was just about to comment this lmao

[@sadrakhxd1388]

2:30 daw ty for the nice stuff you provide I was definitely not looking for illegal streaming service websites and you totally did not help me find some 😅😁😁

[@egg2566]

5:36 that show was my CHILDHOOD

[@tacoman10]

7:00 I worked at a Pizza Hut as a delivery driver and I saw someone do this exact thing. I have no idea if they worked there or what but that was the only job I have ever walked out on in the middle of a shift.

[@talab703]

7:56 I could really report my neighbors for flushing the toilet at night... you reminded me of the power I have

[@screenedat0m]

Love the implication that knowing what MEGA Cloud is makes you a criminal when it’s also just an alternative for downloading files LMAO

[@dragonusmolamola4140]

i mean wasnt megaupload taken down by the governent once before it rebranded to MEGA

[@gaylootomatoe]

mega has lots of pirated stuff

[@shaicat]

Feather lands on your lawn and you pick it up? Depending on the bird that feather belongs to, boom, you're a felon.

[@catherine_404]

I'm not a driver. But this year I decided, I should learn because it's extremely useful. I learned all the traffic laws (these were lessons, just like at school), towards the end of the course I began practice lessons. And then I stopped. I saw how people drive, and there is, for example, there is one spot where people, mostly taxi drivers, break 5+ laws at once REGULARLY; it's next to my apartment building, so I pass it almost every day, and they just won't stop doing it! I saw traffic signs which were wrong several times. I know of traffic lights which are impossible to obey (one second for turning on a T-section, yes, you are given a single second). Bicycles? They are a menace to cars, to pedestrians, and to themselves, most of them aggressively don't obey important rules. So I freaked out and I stopped taking lessons 😢 I'm not the most law-abiding person, I'll cross a narrow empty road wherever, I'm not a fan of many rules (obviously, in Russia that's a given, our laws are.. well...). But I am scared of traffic more than ever. People read traffic laws as traffic SUGGESTIONS, that's frightening. And I know that in Russia, especially in Moscow where I live, drivers are better at following the rules than in regions (more cameras; there are plenty of them in every town though), and much better than in Asian countries like Vietnam or Thailand. But worse than in Europe such as in UK.

[@Current.viTIAN]

i know its unrelated since you mentioned you are from russia. can the general public understand that there is propoganda given to them by the government or not and also did the war affect the everyday man or no. please reply i want to know the conditions from an actual person not some news websites or youtubers or the government

[@JustAnotherRandomPersonOnline]

I was in Azerbaijan (Baku) and into Georgia (the country) for a few weeks with an ex of mine. They really do take the road rules as suggestions! I was used to following the speed limit signs, and my ex's dad exclaimed "What are you doing! You're going to get us hit!" He wasn't wrong, everyone was driving by looking at me like "What is this dude doing?" This was summer 2019 btw.

[@Sebastian-fy3hu]

Americans don't even see our signs as suggestions, they see them as a challenge or think they're above it and everyone else has to follow the rules except them. Especially roundabouts, people love driving in the right turn lane just to cut you off in the circle and the person already driving in the circle.

[@mrcrash1333]

He forgot to mention the numerous counts of "conspiracy to perpetrate" he committed.

[@Midnightfacility]

And now he’s liable for every person who committed one of these crimes

[@kd0nline804]

“Their IQ is room temperature” - BigTugg 2023

[@lagswitch4322]

0:10 I like to imagine Tucker’s twin brother actually came in and scared Tucker, Just because he wanted to be a cameo!

[@Pez2.O4933]

As a red head like Ed Sheeran can confirm we don’t have souls

[@Parrapette]

"I'm giving you a preschool project throughout this so just pay attention" killed me

[@maenad1231]

Damn I’m glad I’ve been too anxious about the cameras to steal some of the food at self checkout. Thanks to that I now know I’m $0 into my theft limit and can start stealing without worry as long as I count up & keep track of every cent stolen so I know when to start hitting a different store

[@jennifermoody6987]

True, but strange, South Carolina Laws: Horses may not be kept in bathtubs. It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide. It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays, as long as it's with a stick that is no bigger than your thumb. When approaching a four way or blind intersection in a non-horse driven vehicle, you must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm into the air, to warn horse traffic. You can be fined for not denouncing “the evils of intemperance” on the fourth Friday of every October. It is considered an offense to get a tattoo. It is illegal to communicate with a woman using obscene messages. (Only in Fountain Inn, SC) Horses are to wear pants at all times.

[@SQ79]

8:07 if it’s brown, let it mellow

[@dewcrownedmuse]

If it's yellow scoop it out with your hands and put it in the compost

[@lex9313]

omg tucker my uncle robbed a bank. let’s just say he was a big fan of Icy Rocks and decided to rob the bank in his SMALL TOWN. he went up and slipped a note asking for all the 20’s and 50’s they had, and then when he was getting in his truck someone went “WHATS UP DENNIS” 💀 and when the cops got there like 3 people were like “lol yeah it was dennis” and he got arrested 😭

[@glitchedoom]

Classic Dennis