You're crying in your dad's garage after Svetlana didn't want to go to the dance with you

[@engelbrektengelbrektsson2332]

This is so sad, Alexa play the Jazz version of the internationale.

[@kapitankapital6580]

Most tragic break up since the Soviet Union

[@miiiwu1999]

Why doesn’t svetlana like me??? I held the door open for her I’m such a nICe GUy!!!!!!!!!

[@azureScapegoat]

Boris is not even from Azuristan he's from Kazakhstan! Smh

[@antiquity._.comprehension4589]

This actually is really sad azurescapegoat. Wtf man. That hits home really hard

[@mrAMMW]

is this shitposting or relatable posting?

[@azureScapegoat]

Yes

[@ademir6]

shitlatable posting

[@neo-jacobin6170]

Wonderful creativity, so simple yet so complex. This must have a greater meaning, will you turn this into a game, perhaps a game Theory.

[@alexeylatushkin4358]

Because my native language is russian i can't hear the joke but news report about libyans fighting isralians

[@NeoFlorian1]

I'm learning Russian so I cant wait for this.

[@15098D]

It’s so immersive

[@maps9]

your tv hitachi is already counterrevolution..

[@maps9]

crying is petty-bourgeois relic comrade Svetlana will dance with you later out of a sense of camaraderie

[@The_fusion_physics_guy]

I scrolled too far back in your videos. And i can’t say i regret it…

[@warsaw1548]

Tass Soobshaet is my favorite reporter

[@DershPardonNow]

Sorry dude, Svetlana likes me

[@piratealeks6865]

relatable

[@alexcollins9983]

mood

[@cravinghibiscus7901]

Premium gold content god damn!

[@sithofdarkness8927]

Google translate tells me TASS SOOBSHAET is "Tass reports" (after setting detect language to Russian because it thought it was English).

[@awesomeeverton7111]

Great!

[@budgorj3321]

this wouldn't happen because azurism gurantees state mandated GFs

[@s.a.l.1974]

@@sofiawaqasi5947 I mean the communists, as critical as I am of some of the things ML states have done, did do a lot for women's rights

[@nguyenquangminh4814]

oh my god, i felt that :O

[@polilla318]

Alexa play the internationale in all languages at once.

[@dankestcabin7152]

cheer up comrade

[@anonymousalias.5059]

We live in a society Nazbol gang

[@thegoldensealion9463]

We live in a gang Nazbol society

[@DanTheMan_505]

I am a native Russian speaker and I didn’t get a joke

[@itamarreina4234]

azure are you ok?

[@joavalgoli]

This is fucking weird.

[@GroovyIGG]

sad boi hours

[@gnormous0805]

Thets okay. I will bring Ivan.

[@IvanSN]

Very sad

[@sithofdarkness8927]

Hey buddy fancy seeing you here.

[@ПавелНестеров-н2н]

Долой израильских оккупантов. Свободу Ливану.

[@maps9]

аминь

[@andresabourin2423]

I don't get it, but I still liked.

[@bigmike4133]

?

[@Ma_ksi]

Ok

[@comprokeyboard]

wth

[@groeglern]

Is this Vadim BLYAT?

[@JC-hs5wf]

uwu whats this

[@NeoFlorian1]

Im a chad, cant relate to this.

[@cybertantra]

first