You're Fired! w/ Matt Fulchiron | Your Mom's House Ep. 696

[@jamesbullock7091]

I love that Tim's impression of his sons has become identical to his impression of Brent

[@snapees]

Based only by his stories and Crystal's reports of his attitudes I can only presume they are raising a sociopath 💀

[@hom-sha-bom]

It's not tho

[@CrashRacknShoot]

​@@hom-sha-bom oh for sure. *this* is the thing to get hung up on.

[@LeaveAhNah]

Bart’s is more high pitched and clueless sounding

[@nimmha6708]

Well at one point they are more developed than Bart... again

[@RPRsChannel]

*_Christina will be missed._* *_Moving on!_*

[@EYE69MYSELF]

RIP Kristen

[@David_Lo_Pan]

Rest in Pazitsky

[@luccaribeiro1155]

@Mickey Valentine awwnnn did chrstine hurt your feelings?

[@jabbadabba1978]

@@luccaribeiro1155 🏳️‍🌈

[@malmsneve2415]

Sounds like dudesy might be commenting on other pods under false names...

[@ajvasquez8734]

After the Adriana Chechik episode Christine decided to take Tom up on that Rocco Siffredi offer.

[@bash8997]

She's not on the podcast because she can't sit sown.

[@MartiniGTGP]

😂

[@CPRfourtwenty]

Blacked

[@in_the_building1]

Savage

[@pbnj3463]

Good. Maybe she’ll loosen up in more than 1 way.

[@jarronkelso6510]

I need Christine to say The R Word within the first 10 minutes to fully wake me up on Wednesdays.

[@maxrabkin]

Gotta get it goin', bud!

[@monkeywang9972]

That’s living life 365

[@GirthBlunt]

agreed 😂😂

[@Tayzle412]

The de-monitized sigh from Tom each time lol

[@rickbrecht4272]

It’s crazy that Nadav had time to tour with Elton John. A man of many talents 🤣

[@yoBigWave]

They should have a Christina soundboard with her burping or asking dumb questions when she's out

[@FuCkEr99ify]

No thanks, it gives my fucking sanity a rest

[@yoBigWave]

​@@FuCkEr99ify haha you right

[@jimonsax]

Meow meow meowMEEOWWWWWWWWW

[@colbychubb8115]

I think he did that before lol

[@TommyGalore]

“I just don’t get these kids and their pronouns”

[@RayRae559]

I love how Tom's impression of his son is the same as his impressions for Bert 🤣😭

[@evilhomer]

Nah, his son sounds much more mature.

[@Hshbrwnhero]

“Ho- Hot sauce is the best? Bottle empty?” Top tier ad read 😅

[@neuvisean1739]

Damn, Tom actually went through with the divorce.

[@tallymeban-anas]

Have you heard of a shot gun wedding ?, now we have a 2 x 4 divorce.

[@williamswiniuch7527]

Conspicuously right after the Chechik two bears episode 🤔

[@tallymeban-anas]

Where's the body Tommy?

[@the_Dogpacker]

Yeah..."divorce"....it's not like he murdered her or something 😬

[@zachsmith1731]

Murder*

[@mcqueen0195]

OMG… I’m the “big fuck” from the appliance store freak out 😂😂😂 I can’t believe Tom Segura is breaking down my TikTok post. This is awesome.

[@josef2012]

Enjoy the ride!

[@passeddown9979]

Your jeans were as tight as they are high brother

[@Meshuggahnans]

We need more context for this video, give us all the deets of how it started and the aftermath!

[@leighleigh747]

No way lol 😂😂😂

[@leighleigh747]

What was the freak out about

[@th1nktravis]

When Tom was asked what the weirdest thing he came to he stared off into the distance and a Rolodex of 40 years of porn was cycling through his head with gun shots and screaming going off in the background but he had decided at the beginning not to share anything lol

[@HorridTemplar]

All he could muster was, "I've seen so many videos..." paired with a thousand yard stare.

[@posij]

He's like a cross between josh wolf and johnny pemberton

[@brooksdurham8244]

This is the most accurate description. If you are just listening he sounds just like Pemberton! 😂

[@modularoutput]

This description is frighteningly accurate........

[@johnarmstrong1995]

Oh no, now we won't hear Christina's string of dates mid-show anymore

[@nickg1743]

I guess YMH finally got to Garth if he's now openly yelling at kids in cars through windows

[@YCWideawakeFinest252]

Is this seinfields new show?😅

[@nyallwarner4599]

I was thinking someone needs to do a deepfake asap!

[@angeldiaz6829]

@@YCWideawakeFinest252l

[@andresnaiche1086]

I wish they closed the window on his head lmak

[@dcremuno2675]

Is it just me, or does Matt sound just like Johnny Pemberton? All I can hear is Pickle & Peanut while I get work done and have the pod playing in the background 😂😂

[@ryanvandenhul802]

I had the same thought

[@shrimpbunt]

Can confirm!

[@lCloveyoo]

100% that’s all I was thinking through the whole episode

[@skeletonsoulja]

RIP Christine. gonna miss those mommy milkers

[@kinsmanifesto1]

Christine had transitioned to far right boomer brain rot.

[@k.c.simonsen2]

ehh she never whhhhipped 'em out anyway.

[@swingamiss729]

@Mickey Valentine neons 😂, what’s the matter, did she misgender you? 😂 STFU

[@Thekoolaidchamp]

​@Mickey Valentine what even lmfao

[@neroxavier1994]

Tom really looks like mike from breaking bad in the ads lmao

[@timaldridge84]

For sure the hook was on Howard Stern, now we gotta narrow it down

[@dalenmac6185]

Gee Tom you’re looking more and more like Phil Collins each episode 😂 love the show guys! #YMH

[@mrs.h2725]

The thumbnails are somehow getting worse still 😂. Is it a new young intern slobbin Nadav so he lets her ‘help’? Or is this really our J making them look like a Logan Paul thumbnail fever dream?

[@nickb7343]

Lately YMH is the only comedy podcast still worth watching every episode. Was here before all of them and remains the best! Jeans tight mommies.

[@JLawr679]

If Johnny Pemberton and Tarantino had a son. Hilarious episode!

[@CarterL10]

Tommy and Full Charge?? This feels like the good old days. You know, when you’re Puerto Rican, you’re just Puerto Rican!

[@czhcustoms9987]

I went to see Tom in Providence Rhode Island and Matt opened for him, absolutely hilarious show 2 great sets

[@des.patates.tabarnak]

I need a Tom does Ellis impressions compilation

[@garrettharris4704]

Missing my Mommy's , 'Meow, meow, MEOW-MEOOOOW' during the opening theme. Rest easy to one of THE handsomest women to Don Red lipstick

[@kaat776]

Me too! And i cant stand cats either. Her meows are awesome

[@boyinny1779]

My sanity was spared, skip the beginning of every episode bc I'm a psycho and I can't stand the meowing

[@Mrbrett1982]

Full charge has some awesome stories!

[@channelPGH]

Toms transformation into Rogan is almost complete 😂

[@XenoTravis]

While Tom ODDLY looks similar to garth brooks.

[@elusion23one41]

Rogan is overrated. Yeah he drops some gems and truth bombs but Tom Authenticly is more funny.

[@tangibleterror2421]

​@@elusion23one41 Rogan drops truth bombs??? Lol ok 👌

[@channelPGH]

@@elusion23one41 couldn’t agree more about Tom being a better comedian.

[@jarnold1789]

@@channelPGH Lol no one is arguing about it or defending Rogan’s humor. If I go to a JRE episode for a laugh it’s because I think the guests will be funny

[@yramjosey8973]

“Luckily you had a wall between you, not everybody gets that”. Hilarious

[@mattsammartino7827]

Enny, without saying anything, really told us “Chris Gaines is the best” with that fit on today’s episode!!🔥🔥

[@xhandhele]

It was a Chris Angel (Magician) shirt

[@k.c.simonsen2]

Something about this episode felt so relaxing, there was a calm that washed over me as I listened. Can't put my finger on it but something about this episode I just absolutely loved.

[@hay7501]

It’s called Boredom.

[@anotherjewishsharpnicholas9425]

It's dudes just chillin. They're here only to have fun.

[@hay7501]

@@anotherjewishsharpnicholas9425 they’re entertainers.. hang out in your own time lol what a dumb fuck take

[@Agent-Jamie]

Can’t tell if it went over anyone’s head, but it’s called “no Bert”

[@nimmha6708]

@@Agent-Jamie it's called, no blow-up-doll.... This ain't 2 bears.

[@flyingbovine5105]

What a great podcast from the Rock and Matt fulchiron

[@jaketrons4376]

Christina is really leaning into this handsome woman thing.

[@vitamind2387]

It’s always a good day when Christina and/or Bert are MIA. Tom Talks are the best

[@sergeezus]

She's even starting to incorporate Bert's annoying laugh now and then

[@vitamind2387]

@@sergeezus yes. I hate that high pinch talk while laughing. And she has risen the bar on the amount of stupid stuff she says.

[@jackzwahlen764]

Tom, please write a full bit about your son saying God controls the weather

[@K-A5]

I love when Tom does his fake impressions of his kids' voices

[@nimmha6708]

or about the fact both Tim and the guest had schizophrenia based on their religious belief. 🤣

[@snafuBMX420]

I love all of the soundboard bits you're accumulating, I see the potential, as I'm sure tom does, you can tell by his expression every time he uses it lmao

[@mcant17]

Christine must have had another unfortunate “accident” involving the stairs

[@anthonyzullo]

She keeps eating the scrum, but not like Tom wants her to be! She isn't crying enough, and the tears don't feel as real and as panicked as Tom's desires. So like any respectful man, knees her out their sons racecar bed.

[@mlbyo]

By far the best door dash add I've ever seen this episode lmao

[@LilLou97]

Man that dude peeking his head in at the beginning is definitely gonna end up dead when he meets the wrong dude.

[@Iamlightandlove888]

I can't believe Redban would put his head in a strangers car like that. STOP IT REDBAN!!!

[@YantisOm]

I haven't laughed that hard at a podcast moment in a while... "At least you had a wall between you. Not everybody gets that"!!

[@impossiblegems]

😂

[@fanuatanumamea2196]

The appliance store lady is a perfect time to walk around the counter and proceed to unload the hidden francis ngannou uppercut

[@ez123489]

I was thinking a DDT or something

[@darrenguyton3002]

"She never stayed the night because she needed her Bipolar medicine" killed me 😂

[@dhanus010]

"Maybe that's why I talk about it so much". Self-reflective Tim is a cool guy!

[@kieran8720]

My dad did this with us. Stepmom is devoutly Catholic and my dad detested the church. I remember him telling me about the things housed within the Vatican, especially the spoils from certain wars lol.

[@Battlefox64_RL]

Christianity has its flaws but Catholicism is an actual cult lol

[@pauli7457]

"My parents don't even know my middle name" He's channeling Theo Von right now 😂

[@IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI]

58:49 LMFAO the whole studio erupted with laughter

[@Barticus244]

Tom looks like a professor in the Saatva advert

[@manbearhorse]

🤣

[@phoenix1473]

Tom ‘Saateva’ Segura is now a thing..thanks Zoe G ✌🏼❤️🌶💯🔥

[@manbearhorse]

@@phoenix1473 Tim Saatva M.D

[@phoenix1473]

@@manbearhorse Slim Tim!

[@DavidWilsonZx]

I've only seen it a couple of times but the Tom Newsreader open is always so good.

[@acmb6763]

I cant wait for them to show the weather man’s new video 😂

[@TrueAlmightyOutcast]

This guys stories go NOWHERE

[@DekkarJr]

Is the Blow Up doll we usually replace her with dead too?

[@pranc236]

I just thought she was quite sometimes… 🤷‍♂️

[@YantisOm]

The blow up doll needs repairs after the Chechik ep.

[@nolongerblocked6210]

@8:52 "..not everybody gets that.." ☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BB-it3ks]

…And Happy “Ash Wednesday”from YMH! 😂 Impeccable timing!

[@buttersstotch4956]

Ymh comes out every Wednesday bro obviously it will be on Ash Wednesday once a year

[@beatsbycole9399]

Christine! we bow our heads as we remember those mommy milkers 🙏

[@gasolinefires]

When I was in High school I was super disrespectful and had one teacher so mad that when I left to leave the classroom they threw a dictionary and hit me in the back of the head.

[@k-daddy9988]

Mommies unite!

[@shodanart]

Tom to his son: “Do you know who God us?” Son: “Yea….he controls the weather.”

[@TylerG69]

Ellis

[@boyinny1779]

​@@TylerG69 Island

[@2bepronouncedTubi]

“Why is this motherfucker laughing?” 🤣🤣🤣 I rewatched that like 20 times at work. 1,000% what Tom was thinking

[@fgtrtdcoolestguy3513]

Judging from the ad reads Tim gave Brad the teacup but kept Addy’s jacket for himself.

[@willcokemusic]

Hey Tom! I have played and watched Basketball for like 21 years. I am telling you now: you don’t need to practice, you don’t need to do shit because quite frankly it’s too short to prepare. If you can back this guy down you do not have to body check the dude. You are stronger than him and this is basically just a matter of imposing your strength as you back down in the post. If you don’t know basic post moves the only things I would do would be (1) Google dropstep in post, (2) Google up and under, and (3) make sure your footwork is on point. That said, 50k to a charity maybe is almost certainly the best thing that could come out of this game. You’re helping me get through this winter, so I’m feeling like I’m on your side for this one. I also want some redemption after you got hurt. Good luck man.

[@ethantheman2013]

So cool you had Ash from Evil Dead in studio!!

[@JBGC916]

ChinChat.. 🗿

[@nazarsoroka23]

bro the ad read @28:37 had me laughing for some reason. i was so confused. 😂

[@liberatetheforks]

Best episode of Bert Talks yet

[@ComboPixels]

I could listen to these two all-day together haha. Love it.

[@rachelbost8345]

I'm so glad everyone is commenting about Christina missing 😅 I'm not the only one fiending for my fix from the main mommy !

[@unclemandragon5670]

Meow meow meow meow meow. Meow-meow-meow

[@ctsilva45]

Got to watch WMMA to get the main mommy fix twice a week like I do

[@GirthBlunt]

RiP jEaNs 👖 😂

[@boyinny1779]

​@@unclemandragon5670 mY tRiBe

[@chubbrock491]

Will Sasso shouldn't be sticking his head in people's cars like that

[@AstralTranzient]

The motivational guy with the great hair is literally called Chad! That's a nice touch.

[@Boston-prince]

Matt Fulchiron is Johnny Pemberton on steroids.

[@mchlaxx261]

Nadav’s tenure with YMH is making a lot more sense after what he shared at the end of the episode

[@masonkowalski2576]

I started this video on autoplay, didn't see the video or title and was dead sure this was Josh Wolf

[@anthonymary5001]

You nailed it

[@thelightwielder]

Elton John talking to "Greg" like Tom talks to Nadav when he's googling shit

[@BigDawgStatusIV]

Omg that fucking intro to the door dash ad was fucking hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Oh how we'll all miss hearing about how Christine used to be a goth and her "tribe"

[@revfunk8823]

😂😂😂😂😂 so fucking cringe

[@papa_pt]

comedy is totally like skateboarding man

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Oh my gaaaawd, you were in Seal Team Six? That is totally like doing stand up on the road!

[@neighborbruce]

​@@papa_pt that was wild lmfao

[@beekae8664]

Hot sauce is the best, in the ad read!? Love it!

[@jedibladerunner]

Absolutely love when a Ep starts right away with a guest.

[@bleedingbrutalpromotions9196]

Love how Enny is wearing a Chris Gaines shirt 🤣

[@jdogsful]

when this show started, tom and fullcharge were at the same level. crazy.

[@RealSykes]

I was tripping when I saw the clip of the guy leaning into the kid's car. It both looks like and sounds like Jo Koy. 😂

[@lorenzsabbaer7725]

im loving the co host!!! hes great!!!

[@imnotbenavery9220]

Great energy kept it moving smoothly this was great

[@SWHBOYCE]

45:26...Sears ?.....😘 . 49:32...Chuck Berry 'used ' local people when on tour , but they were vetted some how . Elton is known for loosing his temper with people and band members...there's a good Docu. w/ Keith Richards auditioning for Chuck (for touring ) and how long it took to " get it right ..." Good show y'awl !!! great guest !!! .

[@damiantherrien5400]

Thumbnail has tom looking like he's tryna touch our camera through the fence

[@ja5304]

How exactly do you get a job here?

[@MissBlueEyeliner]

Shout out to Enny’s shirt at 1:25:30 😂

[@jacobking1112]

The Chris Gaine Mindfreak shirt Enny is wearing is crazy 😂

[@damosharp5049]

One of the all time great guests. Still listen to all the old Full Charge episodes of YMH, some of the best episodes

[@tjnucnuc]

His catholic school reminded me of my school. I was born in the 90s and in my Indiana elementary school they still had corporal punishment. The principal had a paddle the size of a boat oar proudly displayed on the wall and the teachers all had personalized smaller paddles. I’ll never forget being forced to tattle on a kid who was picking on someone. He was never the same after that. They beat the crap outa him until he was blue in the face.

[@nathanmiller6661]

Matt's voice has some strong Pemberton vibes

[@MissBlueEyeliner]

Omg the Elton John clip! The same thing happened when I saw him in Ireland about a decade ago 😅 he cursed some dude out and stormed off the stage till the fixed things.

[@RustyRamen]

I love seeing Tom laugh unexpectedly

[@joshuachurch100]

I was In China from January through the first couple weeks of February. I was called to the counter and spoke with a police person through the IPad at the hotel welcome desk. The women told me that told me I had 48 hours to leave china or I would have to stay in my hotel for 2 weeks. I've been in 87 countries and this was the first "GET OUT NOW" I've gotten.

[@joshuachurch100]

I went right to Cuba and bought my cigars🤣

[@kiddzillastar]

He pulled a “Rain Man”pun for Shawn Kemp. Some respect there. TeamSugura

[@andrewpeterson1551]

Enny's shirt is hilarious. Neat stuff, cool stuff, slick stuff.

[@MrJctii916]

No meows meows this morning, so no chance Big P can ruin another interview... like with Tony.

[@jarnold1789]

No stupid questions this episode

[@ethancampbell4494]

Never heard of Matt before now I’m a fan! Such a great podcast, great stories!

[@matthewclark7781]

I could listen to confrontation stories all day long

[@la-fetwalkswithChrist]

We finally got solo Tom without burnt talking all episode or Christina reviling one of her thousands of disgusting habits.

[@FGTRTD96]

Underated comment ❤️

[@BloopsnBleeps]

Or her meow meow in the opening. Makes me want to turn the episode off in the first 2 minutes.

[@Chris-fl2tt]

Overrated comment

[@MartiniGTGP]

I love her meows. She’s like hot sauce, the best.

[@LdACSJJ]

Learn how to spell.

[@Brandonsmitharts]

Full charge could play ash in an evil dead remake on facial expressions and mannerisms alone. Hail to the king

[@vincetaylor6255]

“By semi truck…I meant 2x4” 😭

[@pranc236]

She fell down the stairs… after a bit of help…

[@kaysifranklin143]

The Strokes!!!! 💕 Man they bring back memories!!

[@donavanmiller3824]

Thank you for one episode where I don’t have to fast forward through Christina and her meowing

[@Mordecai9052]

The meowing is my favorite part, I hope the next episode is just guitar intros and meows.

[@donavanmiller3824]

Bet you think Danny browns laugh isn’t annoying either

[@Mordecai9052]

@@donavanmiller3824 You got me in a box here.