Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep.663

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THE GLOVE IS BACK!! On this week’s YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian, sucking at math, CP’s stepfather’s schemes, the new season of “Love on the Spectrum,” and Christina’s most recent Pazsitzky Effect.
They watch another video of the cool weight loss coach, a dude explaining about he sues every company he works for, some “Horrible or Hilarious” videos, a new clip of Fedsmoker at a city council meeting, an altercation involving a door to door salesman, and an update from the “Machines Within” guy Cutter the Killer Clown.
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[@rileywheeler8663]

I'm gonna go ahead and say this for all the mommies out there. I'm so goddam relieved the glove is back. this has been a scary, uncertain, and confusing few months without it but now that it's back I can left the family back out of the basement and let them shower. Thank you Daddy Jeans for returning to proto

[@danichesney1876]

I am moving back to America now. I feel it is safe to do so. The glove is back! ✊

[@funnydonor9484]

Man, are you boring! The glove has more personality than you and Tom put together

[@Phlayr]

what a weight off our minds

[@blaketankersley2449]

idk why you guys think it's so funny

[@TestyLeaf]

@@blaketankersley2449 careful or ur gonna get the glove dawg

[@vinnyt42allday]

Tom saying "this is why we need to hit kids" to immediately the SimplySafe "keep your whole family safe" 🤣🤣🤣

[@rjguerrero6095]

Simply safe didn’t respond to the threats from my parents

[@proxy8918]

So many bangers coming from this podcast. Bert is fat, Nadav is googlin', I'm your mom, etc... Yall need to put out an album cuz these tracks are straight fire.

[@joshuahusband597]

Toms explanation of his math skills made me realize perfectly, why he wound up in construction watching bath tubs fall on necks lol we love you in east Texas. I tell everyone about good comedy.

[@oishisakana]

guy: *explains how to sue employers for harassments* YMH staff: *takes notes*

[@stevenh4557]

Nadav: "I'll put you in prison brother!"

[@dillbags809]

Lol the silence from the booth was hilarious.

[@jademcallister]

I got nadavs back tho… don’t talk shit won’t be no shit

[@zacksporen]

Hot Sauce is the best.

[@JohnDoe-vx9bo]

Funny, however Nedav needs to be sued for sucking at everything....all the time.....

[@mangoman1073]

“Tom, are you listening? “ should be a new shirt

[@mtjiujitsuguy]

I think Tom should do a mini series of him trying to pass Algebra 1 to prove that he's not tocked. Maybe get Burnt Chrysler to do it too.

[@alisonw7802]

At the end of the full orangutan video, the man gets away when the orangutan is perfectly lined up to bite his toes.

[@kylerashby1997]

Nadav would be a great addition to Love on the Spectrum

[@ThatMysticMoose]

Tom better make Netflix pay more for his glove than Christina’s fit for his special

[@beercavetech]

That would be the ultimate flex

[@criscalvin2261]

A diamond glove would be cold

[@Dabro1010]

a replica Thanos Gauntlet

[@chobblegobbler2536]

lol they are about to go Tina’s step dad chapter 7, 8, and 9

[@kronosx7]

Netflix can't afford that.

[@SeanMHogan]

Tom as FedSmoker in a "based on a true story" comedy film would be bomb.

[@notagiantseaslug5523]

A drama

[@Dstravs]

A new fedsmoker video is the best birthday present

[@CezaMVO]

I always commend YMH for hiring an R worded person like Nadav. I'm pretty sure Nadav's family really appreciate it

[@zacharycress9368]

They actually get a pretty solid tax credit

[@aaronstone6502]

You mean hard J?

[@Bruce1Parsons]

I hope Nadav takes a page out of the book of sueing employers and getting money for retaliation. You know Patty would have a couple cases. He could say he doesn't like the sexual and graphic nature of Tom's videos he sends directly to him. Plus the racial/religious abuse he's looking at a SI swim model sized check.

[@crunchythedave]

U mean a tictoc?

[@leonardorodriguez9919]

@@aaronstone6502 we can call him an RJ

[@dustinedwards9470]

The burnt Chrysler is fat song is so god damn funny 🤣

[@conaldeugenepeterson2147]

Such a classic.

[@MyGuitarhero1000]

“listen you gotta hit your kids” transition “here at your moms house we believe home should be the safest place on earth for every family”

[@NoGoodHandlesComingToMind]

20:33, "you should be doing at least one scary thing each day" is actually good advice.

[@Peskyjooba]

Oh shit the glove is back. Gonna touch everyone’s cameras through even electrified fences with that bad boy

[@a-dawg3703]

Just wanted to say I appreciate your name 😆 the amount of times I got auto corrected to “pesky blinders”

[@tylerdurden4285]

By order of the pesky fookin blindas

[@_brett_]

It’s a beautiful day to touch some cameras through some fences

[@cokesniffing1]

What

[@angelistorres116]

🤣🤣🤣

[@XbraveheartX87]

better make my LUNCH-AY through the fence while youre at it

[@Tha1leeG]

@@XbraveheartX87 uno luuuuuunchayyy 🤪 🤣 😂

[@Tha1leeG]

@@XbraveheartX87 I forgot to actually say…. thank you, I needed that looooonchay or lunch-ay reminder…!! Sound as fk 👍🏻 - raaahspiiiiiiizzle 🇬🇧 outty. ✌🏻

[@bamjakekilleen]

Love how the whole squad is always vibing to the intro song

[@igotaduibay-beezach7038]

Fedsmoker HECK videos make me so happy 😁 it’s the reason I wait every week for YMH episodes

[@josephfoxon3488]

The glove comic is back, my Jean's just got tighter. Just remember to follow proto buddy or you may end up dead

[@jarnold1789]

Wow the glove is back, this is the best birthday present I could have asked for

[@LukeH930]

Follow proto, or you get the glove.

[@China_Secret_Police]

Gotta get 'er going, buddy!

[@georger5558]

man yall are sad af

[@China_Secret_Police]

@@georger5558 差不多

[@Nerdemocat]

I was having a bad morning then I saw Tom has his glove back and all is right in the world! 🌎

[@tzarp4345]

That opening song is my favorite YMH song...I remember when they first played it 6yrs ago...it SO hard to find on KZbin now

[@demoneyin9390]

Happy to see the meows back from Christina. Big fan. The chihuahua growls were a nice touch as well.

[@FACEBURNER12345]

How can you like it. So annoying.

[@8thlvlMage]

Oh looks it's the one of the five actual Christina fans that watch YMH.

[@hawyadoin1175]

I hope we never stop getting these clips of Conald

[@notagiantseaslug5523]

Hurk giving from beyond the grave. RIP

[@AaronJ9610]

Tina not rocking the bangs anymore. I see she also didn't get the "door knocker" nose ring. It's like she doesn't even love Tim

[@funnydonor9484]

She still has the dead eyes, so that’s something

[@phillipoliverholtz9226]

How can you respect a man wearing gloves and folding in half dunking 7ft rims. She's gonna upgrade soon... She requires alpha

[@Derbearltd]

Yeah.. we all are gonna need a 10 hour loop of that opening song.

[@OwenGerry]

I always forget to turn the volume down for the intro 🤣🤣 Ain’t nothin like “WELCOME TO YOUR MOMS HOUSE!!” Blasting through my house at 12:03 in the morning 🤣

[@chanpagne_supernova]

I can't wait for the day Tommy buns finally discovers the Nintendo Power glove, that shit is so retro so fire and I only know one guy that can pull it off.

[@strangeadv4977]

Aww the nostalgia back then of thinking technology was really going places 🤘

[@stevennixon3461]

Tom would be way more like Joey Diaz if just his mom raised him 🤣🤣🤣

[@cynister801]

LMAO completely unhinged

[@timberger212]

Whoever Dug up that FedSmoker Video is the man. What a pure pure piece of gold.

[@danielson95000]

Seriously contemplating contemplating suing my workplace now.

[@RB-mk7ph]

I turn into a telescope every week! Shout out to everyone out there doing they thing and stuff like that.

[@tiagocaseiro]

40:19 I love when Tom sets up a segment and Christina contributes with something that has nothing to do with what he just said 😂

[@grodyfiat9408]

The power of the glove is the power of healing. Touch Garth through the fence, Tom.

[@Dyzfunktion]

Who is CACKLING AND HOWLING in the background?! ... So hilarious 😆

[@jeffreybrown8422]

I appreciate Enny's occasional high effort switching during the tune segment. Great work fun times

[@thenightking6662]

1:10:34 was the best charles laughing drop I've ever heard timing was everything 😂😂😂

[@BeardedSinner]

I just watched it again, he was screaming because it was biting his knee 😬😬

[@steveblais3583]

Uhh hundred percent perfect timing! 🤣

[@kodykoesimo]

29:00 this arch is so fucking funny, after years of Tom always dropping memories of smashing road beave and tormenting Christina 🤣🤣

[@twopeebsinapod6908]

Big Jay somewhere out there punching the air with his fingerless gloves

[@mryugiohtrader00]

I think Tom should explain movies more often. That Wall E explanation was on point

[@hollyg2616]

Do none of the booth boys need ear protection from Nadav? Honest question, I see Enny without headphones & he’s in dangerous proximity to that laugh.

[@savannahthomas]

Ikr. Imagine taking Nadav to a movie theater?? 😅

[@Mannydamon]

@@savannahthomas depends on the movie...

[@qwavey3087]

The dude in the video talking about suing his employer is a legendary troll. He passes people off all the time

[@eeeeeeee134]

Good lord Christina's wearing so much makeup it's formed a luminescent shield🌞🛡

[@cicig9886]

She’s also not funny sorry not sorry

[@alexandermcclain5561]

Be nice.

[@cicig9886]

@@alexandermcclain5561 I’m honest darling

[@Buclock]

I need a Potter intro one of these days, please mommies!!

[@ryancrews3632]

I die waiting for this each week thank God for the both of you.

[@nettle97008]

1:33:18 Here's a Pazsitzky effect on top of a Pazsitzky effect. If Christina's head hurts while she's wearing sunglasses, she should get her sunglass frames adjusted.

[@8thlvlMage]

It's probably swelling from all the wine.

[@anonliquid4853]

Love the old school mommies. Bringing back the inside jokes

[@nealallsup1834]

Turned 23 yesterday and had to stop by and buy your book. Can’t wait to read it through the fence

[@mattm6178]

read it through the fence :D

[@FenderMaser]

Happy birthday bro I turned 26 yesterday

[@anthonymiller934]

@@FenderMaser Happy birthday 🥳

[@kevinsimpson7266]

Bro you could have bought it when you were 22 - there's no age restriction

[@cynister801]

happy birthday Jeans!

[@autismunleashed1628]

I love watching Tom cringe at Christina, he's definitely one of the most self aware of his comedian friends

[@evanarthurhalladay3294]

And the last self aware? I think it rhymes with "Kert Kiescher"

[@albertogarcia305]

@@evanarthurhalladay3294 or Joe Rogan

[@hwall37]

New wife incoming, 2 years max

[@hwall37]

@@user-qh5nm7di2r 😂

[@autismunleashed1628]

@@evanarthurhalladay3294 it really is both ends of the spectrum when tim and Bart sit across from eachother

[@samhymer312]

We need an app or something where we can play all of Tommy’s sound bites in our real life. They are needed in certain “situations”

[@oscarcaceres666]

Yeah or at least release a sample pack

[@gregorygutierrez2856]

Tom is the Number One Gloved comic in the game! You know he stays ready in the tuck with a spare glove. All love to “The Glove”

[@chobblegobbler2536]

“I did good in English” - Mommy P

[@TAReeves89]

We need a 2 bears episode of Tom and Capital J

[@thiccolasbeaterson5382]

Honestly, a Nadav episode would be pretty dope!

[@vgpete]

Yeah make nadav watch how good zolo is at googling

[@colek9574]

That would be hilarious to have Zolo just pulling shit up left and right while Paddy sits in as guest

[@notagiantseaslug5523]

Where My Moms at is great because of how vocal the booth boys are. I concur a 2B1C with Nadav or Enny would be epic. They are both so funny and fun.

[@MikeH7186]

Yall got me dancing on the treadmill to that Bert is fat song.

[@RedSaint83]

Once I began sleeping with a sleep mask I haven't been able to sleep without one. I'm like a friggin' bird now. Mask and ear plugs are a must now.

[@milkcatdog394]

Same but instead of ear plugs i have my headphones listening to a podcast I’ve listened to a million times before

[@jamesharris5156]

Same! I work 3rd shift and have 3 kids. It’s a must in the summer. I found an awesome pair on Amazon. It’s like a sleepmask and goggles had a baby. The eye pieces are like domed so your eyelashes don’t touch them.

[@nickg1743]

Glad to see the glove back, I knew something had been off

[@comedybestmoments]

I turned into a telescope once I saw Tim’s glove is back!

[@mexicanginger5331]

YEEEESSS THE GLOVE!!!! LITERALLY SCREAMED YEEEES AS SOON AS HE PULLED IT OUT

[@Ari2_cute]

That fed smoker video omfg was the cherry on top *chefs kiss*

[@justinparr4399]

I shadow dance… with my hands 🙌

[@sethcarpenter8309]

I use to train for Amateur Strongman Events and can tell you that keg was probably upwards of 250lbs depending on what it’s filled with. A full size keg full of dry sand is usually around the 300-305lbs mark, can add water to get some extra weight in there.

[@BenDover-qo7ul]

Yea I didn’t think homie would fold like that from 140lbs

[@andrewkoszuth956]

I look forward to this all week

[@everydaytherapist7315]

I love this. Loving every minute. You can see the slight jealousy playing out and it's hilarious.

[@GatsbyMyself]

There were no loud fireworks on the fourth. It was all Charo farting.

[@bigloudandnoisy3601]

Timothy and I have SIMULAR experiences with high school to college math courses, almost the exact same actually. However, I learned life is negotiable in my freshman year when I was in the same “you won’t have enough credits to be a sophomore if you don’t take this statistics course because of your horrendous math scores” well, I buddied up with Mr. Hett and at the 7 week mark we had a huge quiz, followed by the 8 week test that would determine our passing, I cheated so badly on the quiz he made me teach the material for the final test while he had heart surgery. Don’t worry, I graduated on time and he’s alive hahaha

[@kalsven]

Tom made the same noise as the keg guy when he fell dunking 🤣

[@Howardjarnold]

This is the first episode I have watched in a while and I really loved jamming out to the Bert is fat remix

[@ChristiannTyler]

Ahh I bet Tom plays alone with that glove every chance he gets.

[@oliviamikulencak338]

The glove is back!!! Gonna be a good day!

[@Retalin_]

One glove, one love

[@DeeDee-wb6zy]

love my boppin booth boys

[@rayparibello]

Christina's next special should have "Double Pipe Classic" be her intro or closing song, and she should wear a goth outfit that breaks the Netflix budget.

[@BrandonGiordano]

The return of Tom "The Glove" Segura has been long overdue

[@martinstanchov3741]

Explaining to your wife what your mom do is the best 😂😂😂

[@Wild-Will]

This ep is pure gold! 😂

[@Kerry.O]

Touch my glove through the fence

[@anthonyzullo]

I figured it out. Ymh podcast is the best because it's comedians who's staffed by actual comedy fans. That's what it is. Comedians that have staff that are actual comedy fans are the best. They have their constant validation and studio audience in house at all time so they are basically working comedy at all times which is what comedians and artists alike need.

[@bushwickbill3643]

Facts

[@robertfrost8264]

I disagree. I still watch every week but the quality and overall feel of the show took a nosedive when they moved to their studio in LA. Guests were great and they could record whenever and not have to make a 2 month backlog of episodes. They moved to Austin and get the Joe Rogan leftovers at best. All the good guests live in LA..... the Austin Exodus lead by Daddy "Tax Haven Seeker" Rogan ruined a handful of shows.

[@ryanrobison8973]

Tim Dillon and his producer is another good example. If Ben wasn't there idk if Tim would have blown up as much as he has.

[@jonboatmorava9115]

When Tim said "well he has 4 hands" I lost it. Man them orangutans are serious 😲

[@ravenjaxsnerdymommy5297]

Why is Tom describing my whole school experience?! I tried my hardest to not have to do math in school for so long. 🤣

[@GG-ls8zo]

Happy Jeansday!

[@KilgorMaimphace]

You're gonna be a silent K once Tom is done with you.

[@bendejo8]

Every time the glove comic does an impression of his mother, I am so happy.

[@clicheguevara5282]

Iowa Ska sounds like a hilarious genre of music.

[@rams812]

I was just thinking about The Glove recently, nice to see its return! WOOOOO 🔭 Happy Wednesday Jeans 👖 🔥 Loving these classic jeans songs too, great way to start episodes 🎶

[@largemargeog1023]

I actually think the professional work snitch is doing every working man a favor. He’s getting safety issues fixed and making work comfortable for everyone.

[@sjk160]

Nah my aunt is one of those people and they only go after big company’s that don’t care and everything goes back once you leave

[@kinsmanifesto1]

Unionize your workplace!

[@mychal5057]

The example he gives is of his coworkers talking about who they had sex with over the weekend or making sexual jokes. This guy doesn't strike me as a philosopher so it's reasonable to assume he's mainly doing this in warehouse jobs. It's hot, loud, and miserable in a warehouse. These are just dudes trying to make the hell that is over 1/3 of their existence a little more bearable by making jokes. This guy is a legitimate plague to society. For every 1 REAL criminal case with REAL victims that suffer REAL consequences - in the court system, there are 1,000 of these types of cases. Just freeloading plague rats trying their best to let someone else pay for their existence. Some people will legitimately have to wait years to have their cases heard because the system is so flooded with these idiots. (Years that are critical for memory/evidence) He speaks about it like he's actually doing the footwork. It's not like he's popping up in court to defend himself, he's paying someone with brain cells to represent him

[@Joel3351]

Yeah he's real concerned about others, true mark of a cool guy

[@the_cheap_ones]

That's Charleston White. He's a real cool guy. Look him up.

[@tylerjennings8242]

I want a t-shirt that reads “You wanna come square dance on record?” Love me some Fedsmoker haha.

[@keirlogan5292]

I love the cuts of main mommy then the booth boys just vibing to the opening music.

[@user-my8dv7mt9f]

I just got Tommy's book. It's amazing!!! Highly recommend you read it, or just touch it's camera through the fence.

[@DanTraxex]

I bought the handbook and its currently on it's way to Denmark. Can't wait to read his thoughts

[@LaneLibra]

God damn it that intro is a BANG BANG ❤️‍🔥

[@brolo4784]

Tom has his infinity gauntlet back

[@scarymsmary]

THE OPENING SONG IS THE BEST!!!!! OMG. We have GOT to start playing this at the Goth Clubs!!

[@jonboatmorava9115]

I think "sue a company" dude is a hero.

[@thingthing899]

44:48 thats literaly osha's job and the job of every employee. if someone wins a law suite its for a reason. They tell me to report saftey issues then dont do anything about it. Good for that guy, stop putting laborers in un safe conditions or be honest about our rights

[@Lizzypoohxo]

my husband works on cell towers. the company is using 3 year old rope that is supposed to be replaced every 6 months max. he just quit on Friday which is when he told me. I asked him "why hasn't anyone contacted OSHA yet?" I would've called the first time I saw that! it is so dangerous. if they are pulling tower parts that weigh hundreds of pounds and that rope snaps, everyone is dead. if it snaps and takes out a support, everyone is dead. wtf?? they don't provide water for the crews which is mandatory. they have them working off the clock. it's absurd. I'd have called OSHA my first day on the job!

[@thingthing899]

@@Lizzypoohxo sounds like you missed out on an easy pay day

[@BankinIt]

@@Lizzypoohxo you absolutely can and should still report that...

[@CN86443]

Yeah he didn’t actually do a crime he just reported the crimes/violations he witnessed. Still idk how tf he’s supposed to get a job after like the 3rd lawsuit but ig it’s workin for him

[@Lizzypoohxo]

​​​@@thingthing899 he just told me about it, I plan on calling. everyone quit the department last Friday so I'm sure the department has closed lol. but yes, some of the guys have audio recordings of the main boss saying the equipment was too expensive to replace, that one boss was taking hours out of their checks etc. so there will be a law suit very soon.

[@stevencalka1818]

Thanks for the laughter

[@ho0t0w1]

I've stayed way longer than I should have for a Happenin' Hoo-Ha. I get it.

[@yeahnahyeahnah2932]

Everyone’s jeans just got a little higher and tighter now that the gloveeee is back.

[@hwall37]

Lol!!! “That’s why I’m successful guys!” You are successful because you married Tom Segura

[@Kyrus92]

Man I kinda just love the meows at the intros from Mommy jeans.

[@jessicagraham734]

omg the doctors office!!!!!!!!! as a sick kid, who always breaks their bones.... My mom came and took lots of supplies, I never paid for bandages and she look in every space...omg so embarrass and I will be in trouble.