"You're Kinda Quick for a Fat F*cker" | Snatch (Brad Pitt, Jason Stathem)

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Unscrupulous boxing promoters, violent bookmakers, a Russian gangster, incompetent amateur robbers and supposedly Jewish jewelers fight to track down a priceless stolen diamond.
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[@snelgrave101]

That hit followed by golden brown then Turkish narrating is a phenomenal bit of filming.

[@everythingiswhat]

True. Too bad the angle of the punch was awful. You can't even really tell how he was hit or where or how hard.

[@faismasterx]

All of these years and I still have no fucking idea what Brad Pitt's character says in this whole film.

[@DeerJesus5267]

DO YOU LIKE DAGS?

[@khworker1322]

Isariat yacangetthejist witdacontext

[@chiron01]

PERIWINKLE BLOOO

[@boyygin75]

Ya naught geing naw wear till te jabs dane

[@Big_Toe_21]

Best character acting in any movie ever.

[@bmyers7078]

I had this movie on DVD about 20 years ago. There was a special setting on the Closed Captions that only worked when Mikey was talking.

[@agrandcanyonoffucksgiven2776]

Came here to say this. It was so fucking needed.

[@Fapjockey101]

I almost spat my tea out reading this 🍵💦🤣

[@ohiotattoo1]

The pikey subtitles❤

[@stephen1462]

I felt the fear in Tommy’s face at the end. Brilliant acting by Stephen Graham, a Band of Brothers

[@apeflawless]

He did a great job playing Al Capone in Boardwalk Empire

[@TheFallibleFundi]

I never get tired of watching this film. Absolute GOLD.

[@TheScotian82]

Ive watched it so much I understand him.

[@socratese5]

Haha same here 😂 She’s terrible partial to the Periwinkle Blue Boys

[@CapeCodTrainTodd]

"Snatch" is Brilliant and Pitt was perfect in it.

[@steveswangler6373]

there were so many great performances in this flick, but Pitt did an amazing job

[@samfeikema9447]

Think I like the whole crowd shutting up when brad gives the you'll stay till the job is finished line.

[@MrCabimero]

Brad Pitt nailed the accent. He was great in that movie.

[@JCS1964-i7w]

He at least deserved an Oscar nomination for this performance, personally I think he deserved the Oscar itself. Great performance great character

[@thomasvilla6109]

I couldn't understand a word he said.

[@onskyk]

​@@thomasvilla6109cause he was speaking pikey.

[@leroilapue15]

​@@thomasvilla6109 that was the whole point 😅

[@PhrozenV]

@@thomasvilla6109 Rewatch with subtitles once.

[@otissmith7057]

An free dag with every caravan.

[@harrymills2770]

Sure. I like dags.

[@gitaaa7740]

I didn’t get the free dag till now 😂

[@seanomara8641]

Brad Pitt at his best, a character actor.

[@morpheus3128]

One of the greatest movies of all time.

[@rwandeuk]

Best is Fight Club 😻

[@leonbrass]

"YOU STAY TIL THE JOB'S DONE" A motto I've applied my successes in life. Thanks Guy Ritchie.

[@vicholm1000]

And a motto for TRUMP.. 🫡

[@boyygin75]

Yer git it rong. He sas "Jab" net "Job" ya fkun clkentling

[@DaveDexterMusic]

a shame you haven't applied it to basic grammar and spelling

[@PhillipPahinui]

Dyah loik dags?? Priceless.

[@joshuahawkins2743]

I could barely make out a word they said

[@markking7889]

I have an Irish friend that came to America to my work. He would get mad at me because I told him I couldn't understand him. We are now close friends and I understand him well now. Good Lad he is !

[@leroilapue15]

Thats how real British people talk unfortunately 😂

[@snelgrave101]

Don't worry, neither could they.

[@professornuke7562]

I have an Irish Surname. Grew up with Glaswegians, watching BBC and Thames on the telly and it was not even a stretch.I took the subtitles personally. What the fuck is wrong with you people? I'm an Ozzie and you gave the Crocodile Hunter subtitles.

[@snelgrave101]

@@professornuke7562 do you like dags ? Where abouts in Glasgow? Glasgow is my home city

[@chapmasi]

The best part is.... Brad Pitt and Benicio del Toro stared in Snatch for next to nothing..... just to be in it

[@javiermendoza2942]

This was my favorite Brad Pitt character. ( you like Daags?)

[@RENEGADO_FANTASMA]

Was Brat taking a dump?🤣

[@exicunowlibra4238]

of course he was :)

[@howardsimpson489]

@@exicunowlibra4238 Nah, a piss.

[@S.C.-wo8hq]

Yep. Dropping a deuce.

[@MrCveedub]

he needed to have a shite!

[@ThomasWEure]

I sat in a cube with this guy from London. His buddy from Ireland and another friend, a Scot, would walk over & they would BS for half an hour. I was listening & they were speaking English, but I couldn’t hardly ever understand jack.

[@cochise6345]

That’s because English is not our First language, and we don’t like speaking it as it’s a reminder of the times ye English enslaved and brutalised us.

[@thomasvilla6109]

I've travelled extensively during military service and subsequent work in business. The only time I had absolutely no idea what someone was trying to communicate was on a British Airways flight when a flight attendant was speaking to me in English.

[@kinas3973]

I had an ex & his band mates & him, when they would drink...their East London accents would get thicker and thicker...we would joke that by the end of a night..it just sounded like a group of Harbour seals.." wa..right right right whu whu roigh..whu?"

[@sterlingmullett6942]

"Aaron earned an iron urn." kzbin.info/www/bejne/e6TPkKqFhqmIm6c Air Traffic Control - SNL kzbin.info/www/bejne/i3i1lH2HbtmAmLs 8^)

[@jeffmejia3556]

I had a similar situation. I went into a small packed bar in Manhattan. The bartender was from Ireland. He was talking and talking to me. Like you said, I hardly understood a word he said and he was speaking English!

[@gwcrispi]

I love how Pitt's character leaves himself open and takes a few punches, I guess for dramatic effect. However, if you've watched one UFC match you know that if either fighter gets one good shot in, the other guy is completely f'ed.

[@thomasvilla6109]

True that. The difference between Hollywood's idea of a fight and reality. In real life, no one who knows anything about fighting wants to let the other guy hit him first. When men fight, someone gets hurt.

[@CanANYONEthink]

Unless you're Anderson Silva in his prime!

[@dmystify1381]

@@thomasvilla6109 yeah,i always say tho....Only the first punch hurts...after that,you dont feel anything.

[@leroilapue15]

​@@CanANYONEthink Anderson seemed like he fell out of the matrix and decided to become an mma fighter, he was the next step beyond Chuck Liddel when it came to striking elites in the ufc

[@ryannarby4519]

@@thomasvilla6109 or as a wise man once said, "no one wins a fight".

[@goldenboots507]

Pitts best acted role

[@Damian_1989]

"ah fockin' 'ate pikeys"

[@CoreyBrisson]

The American translation makes this so much funnier.😅

[@johnv5211]

How do they taste?

[@luketaylor3612]

@@johnv5211 damnit, you beat me to it.. dad jokes ftw

[@jeffreyakhuetie5937]

One of the greatest movie ever written, directed and produced on earth❤

[@MrRolandMichel]

THIS fukkin' movie... Holy $hit, Guy "The Genius" Ritchie!

[@a9503128]

Adam Fogerty aka the Big Man was a pro boxer and rugby player

[@nrgmstr27to]

Well done! It reminds me of the bar fight between Hank Stamper and Biggie Newton in Ken Kesey’s Sometimes a Great Notion. In Hank’s own words, “I had to come on pretty strong to beat Biggie.”, who Kesey described as a 6 foot six prehistoric biped stuffed into coveralls and hobnail boots.

[@ArchStanton-xx6sj]

I agree he is brilliant in this, this and the big short are his best films, not the usual type cast films 4 his looks

[@MichaelAachen]

was phenomenal in Kalifornia as an uncouth sadist

[@BackwoodsFilms]

@@MichaelAachen Early Grace was he best role

[@ryuvibes2123]

Lock stock n 2 smoking barrels and Snatch are fking masterpieces of film. Both brought Statham to stardom…

[@DrakeBrunette]

5:36 … so if I had to guess it’s probably the guy on the right with long hair who helped keep Tommy alive. The bald one on the left looks ready to kill him.

[@DoglessDotson]

That's Darren, the younger brother, likely honoring his ma's commitment to no murders being done round here.

[@davegilmore7420]

Pitt,at his finest!

[@bwillsskates2638]

Brad Pitt had way too much fun playing an Irishman. I feel like he mumbles a lot of the words and the directors just let it slide 😂

[@fretstain]

the soundtrack to this movie was the soundtrack to my life for the early 2000s

[@dimwitsixtytwelve]

how come?

[@fretstain]

@@dimwitsixtytwelve it was just awesome exposure to music I wouldn't have encountered otherwise at the time. Like Golden Brown by The Stranglers as an example - awesome song that I was too young to have come across at the time

[@dimwitsixtytwelve]

@@fretstain That's cool man! Not a bad sound track at all

[@fretstain]

@@dimwitsixtytwelve yea! The kill bill soundtracks had a similar effect for me. There was a 2-3 year stretch in the early 2000s where all I listened to was movie soundtracks

[@liquidsofa]

Big fella's mistake was thinking he knew the outcome of the fight. No one has that knowledge, until it's done.

[@kevinzalac8945]

I always had a harder time understanding Brick Top than Mickey

[@holokai21]

Unreal acting by Brad Pitt;not even English but really had it down perfectly!!!!!!!!!!.

[@DroneShotFPV]

One of my favorite movies of all time.

[@gregclark7385]

Pitt should have an Oscar for this one.

[@LD-qj2te]

I just love this movie ! One of my all time favorites! I love Guy Ritchie

[@milostrifunovic640]

Bred Pitt's Tyler Durden kicked in!🔥👊💥👊💥👊💥

[@chillios2222]

jeez when he threw him and had him down he could have just killed him

[@gottfriedosterbach3907]

You think they would have gotten out alive after that?

[@dennissaintaubin717]

Great scene, obviously well researched, and well written, the execution by the entire cast was brilliant!

[@Mr.SharkTooth-zc8rm]

Fun movie and great acting! The fighting? Come on guys. About as realistic as my knocking out Mike Tyson.

[@heathcliffrichardson5975]

Ironically back in the 80s, Mr Pitt was close to sparring with mr.tyson...lol

[@Mr.SharkTooth-zc8rm]

@@heathcliffrichardson5975 😄

[@MaryHurd-ix9wj]

@@Mr.SharkTooth-zc8rm that's because you have never seen an unsanctioned bare knuckle fist fight

[@Mr.SharkTooth-zc8rm]

@@MaryHurd-ix9wj 🤓👍

[@matthewgilmore4307]

great film.

[@msc3509]

Great movie. One Brad Pitts best movies

[@BackwoodsFilms]

The way he moves after they lift him up off the fence panel is priceless

[@SuperMattfish]

I can't understand a word anyone is saying.

[@elpacho....9254]

They should speak English!

[@S.C.-wo8hq]

For years after seeing this, me and my homies called knocking someone out "Golden Browning" them. I still say it sometimes.

[@danemart1842]

The back cracking several times is a nice touch.

[@garystroud1629]

Save your breath for cooling your porridge 😂

[@TonyLovell]

ok, so the handsomest guy is the toughest?

[@kingswing00]

Story of my life

[@cartoonraccoon2078]

Jeet Kun Do'd his ass...

[@uno3863]

My Ranger buddies and I quoted all his and other's lines 🤣🤣🤣awesome movie

[@justanothergrunt9053]

I don't know why but I've always been able to hear through thick accents that are speaking English.

[@sbonamo]

The bigger they are, the harder they fall ;-)

[@heimdall7]

The fight scene is utterly stupid, simple physics would give the win to the big bloke, epsecially after he got the first two heavy punches in, there is after all a reaosn there are weight classes in boxing. Still a fantastic film though.

[@rickywinthrop]

After spending several decades hanging out with Newfies I had no trouble understanding him whatsoever.

[@erikherrera2241]

Classic

[@everythingiswhat]

Great scene. Too bad the angle of the punch was awful. You can't even really tell how he was hit or where or how hard.

[@itsmightydusty1996]

One of the best movies ever

[@IgoTpaynus69]

This is like channing Tatum as gambit in deadpool. Great acting but don't understand a thing unless your from that part of the world

[@TheArsss]

Художественный фильм "Спиздили"

[@stephenmahlstedt7276]

So good!

[@fricholas7608]

What the hell is brad pitt saying?

[@pblaschke]

I love this movie.... Great characters.

[@tabitablea8935]

I love this movie🎉 6:21

[@premiumheadpats4150]

What in the hell did I just watch?

[@JCS1964-i7w]

Snatch the greatest guy movie in history!!! Guy as is men and in Guy Richie

[@vickil3256]

I e been debating watching this, hope this helps.

[@J-md2ko]

Morale of the story, do not trust pickeys

[@6whatnext]

Why is shitting outside the caravan?

[@guadalupearteaga7839]

Fuck the movie, song name please

[@Bobs-Wrigles5555]

Cant even get the title correct, I don't know who Jason StathEm is, but Jason Statham starred in Snatch

[@BanWick]

Golden brown, texture like sun 🎵 lol

[@Xspurr]

One of the best actors, Jason Stathem.

[@John-zn4lp]

Good movie, but I don't think he would have been knocked out with that punch.

[@socratese5]

You don’t think the fictional guy would have been knocked out by the other fictional guy ?

[@LynnGreen-i4l]

What’s a dack

[@Grubnar]

Jason is a pretty good narrator!

[@bicivelo]

Fantastic scene.

[@rogerjennings8943]

Never forget the Law Makers have made the Law all about money not your freedom!! Court proceedings cost money. Everybody involved gets paid from your conviction not your freedom. Eve

[@kingswing00]

You sound guilty

[@rogerjennings8943]

@kingswing00 Nope bit I know of several individuals that it happens to. The greedy ass lawyers work for the judge not you.

[@DaveDexterMusic]

everyone in this film has a really low ceiling for what qualifies as "fat"

[@eugenesteenhuisen4065]

Loved this movie

[@stephanlazarz1921]

Superb movie.

[@paddotk]

Still waiting for Jason Statham to make an appearance.

[@PurpGangMafia]

Honestly as a southerner it helps with the heavy irish

[@PatrickHillmann]

This reminds me of Pacific Toyota Cairns. ❤️🍀🇦🇺

[@nospam3327]

"So that's the kind of fight it's gonna be!" Lol. I laugh every time :)

[@casbot71]

So Tyler survived the gunshot and then moved to England....😉

[@Foley999]

what movie is this?

[@rogerpowell6985]

Snatch

[@jeffreyakhuetie5937]

Never knew lord baelish was in this movie😂

[@jimrobinson5628]

Not a single mention of how great he was in fight club.

[@brianrichards4242]

We don't talk about fight club....

[@MaryHurd-ix9wj]

@@jimrobinson5628 that's because snatch was before fight club.

[@g.s.1722]

@@MaryHurd-ix9wjno it wasn’t snatch was a year after . I remember that cos Brad was still in fighting shape fresh from making fight club

[@johnathan7258]

Who else is using closed captioning 😂

[@jimwakefield6705]

Looks like a great movie, but I can't understand a word being said.

[@fencer11474]

Really well chosen clip start and finish, great reminder of the rest of that Till the Job's Done moment

[@muzician338]

He takes down O'Agrius.

[@russtaiv9661]

Not sure if it's good, but I understood all of it.

[@AbqRealDeals]

I was going to give a comment - but I just decided to go ahead. I get the comedy part. There, I did it.

[@googlechicken]

I would get an ice cream headache trying to figure out the dialogue

[@JohnSmith-fg7rd]

Dang....huge one punch knock out. Awesome 😊

[@LD-qj2te]

I love this movie !! It’s great

[@kosmotto]

what a freaking great movie

[@treaser2]

quite close to the real deal