"You're Likely To Die Before You Finish Your Sentence" | Brand New Roast Battle On Comedy Central

Alex Brooker & Rosie Jones battle it out in front of Jimmy Carr, Jonathan Ross and Katherine Ryan. Get ready for an unmissable war of words between the country's finest comic.
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[@Trag1cVision]

I love these roasts. No holds barred, aim for the jugular insult comedy can get boring but these are simply brilliant and make me laugh every time.

[@tyronebrown5001]

That first joke caught him all off guard

[@laraiodice3328]

Her second roast almost made me die from laughing 😂

[@Jake-vy2bh]

Rosie Jones is a fantastic comic, I love how she uses her slower speech to really disarm you with the punchline, she will hit the big time soon I am sure of it.

[@Jake-vy2bh]

Ha, the idea that you think that's a good insult, cheers mate gave me a good chuckle that.

[@psycheevolved1428]

How wrong

[@kse8348]

Well she made it on to QI 😂

[@weatheredseeker]

American here watching Rosie Jones and showing her to my friends. First time I have seen this. I think you were right she's steadily growing still

[@bonkers1212]

Best fuckin roast battle yet ... brilliant !

[@joshstein4708]

Up there with Sarah Keyworth and Catherine Bohart for best roast battle. Alex and Rosie both just go in hard.

[@superdrwholock]

I love these two

[@RebornAudio]

Even KZbins auto generated subtitles said 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@ennisivy279]

Oh my god Rosie cut him some slack girl! You'll destroy him lmfao

[@JuiceMyRandomness]

I couldn’t handle doing this lol

[@TPRM1]

In fairness he did nearly drop the mic at one point.

[@billyjackson8050]

I’ll be honest I was pleasantly surprised by her jokes. Very talented

[@willkoestner4159]

It just takes me multiple watches to understand. Honestly think its more her accent than the speech impediment, for me at least

[@Jake-vh6jp]

Very? 😂

[@ajuucakadafi6384]

Deep

[@stephenwhitehead1160]

There are delays on the trains today as Rosie Jones has just started her new job as a Platform announcer.

[@steamer1]

Savage

[@KodeName.X]

Part 2..

[@ianbakedbean4079]

I love Rosie jones she is funny

[@tommyhall6695]

I've had funnier toothache

[@anotherone2398]

I didn't understand her second roast

[@Adrianngeorge]

the guy has hands that look like crab claws, so she asked him if he snipped his kid's umbilical cord with his claws.

[@anotherone2398]

@@Adrianngeorge oooooh that's funny

[@TheHarv17]

He stole and butchered that subtitler joke from a female comic on the American version.

[@millerhxc]

Yeh I thought I heard it before. But he probably didn't steal it.

[@hopsta5628]

Other way around.

[@WollongongWacko]

Stoled

[@youtubeuser2007]

You stole and butchered that comment from a Facebook comment

[@jonamatson6330]

Duck u

[@crustynuts]

talk about a slow roast

[@stuartb1185]

Painful to watch

[@wonderwoman5528]

Don’t like it. Don’t want to hear it. Goes too far. Too horrible.

[@h0lly_blue]

you might be watching the wrong show then m8

[@wonderwoman5528]

@@h0lly_blue I like the other roasts just not this one

[@adelucas4824]

Well they are both extremely close friends.

[@heathercook2915]

It's two great friends taking the mick outta each other 😂

[@maddogg1987]

So two non-disabled people share a dark sense of humour but when two disabled people do the same its a problem? Sounds a bit daft to me. Personally I think they are both amazing 👏