You're My Bro Husband (Ranch Simulator)

[@Noobazzah]

I feel like the main thing slowing them down at this point is Trott's various escapades on his woodland "shortcuts" haha

[@MH-hu5pi]

Just constantly smashing cars.

[@awesomeaartvark]

I was thinking the same thing, haha, taking the roads has got to be quicker at this point!

[@DjDolHaus86]

Chris 'as the crow flies' Trott

[@bierrollerful]

They call him *The Trailblazer* (wow!) for a reason. Mainly because keeps crashing cars in the woods, causing wildfires.

[@Flashjackmak]

A group of isolated homesteads and small rural business cower in fear as three terrifying, lawless ranchers tear across the countryside shooting every animal they see and poaching trees at will.

[@NakoMakes]

This made me laugh way harder than it should have

[@jamesbroadbridge2088]

Three saws going, wiping out forests, piles of planks of wood haphazardly falling off the saws, wood chips and saw dust flying, saws a few metres apart, petrol cans everywhere and not a single injury

[@TokkiYamaguchi]

Apart from the occasional headshot. Amazingly no lasting injuries though

[@priamneville5899]

The way GOD INTENDED

[@FatMarlonBrando]

Every time Trott jackknifes that fucking trailer I physically flinch

[@__Albin__]

This game, in its own madness-tinted way, has a great soundtrack.

[@Ovetupp]

"Come here, I'll JFK you." - Ross Hornby

[@awesomeaartvark]

I can't believe Trott told Ross to sell all the planks at the store, hahaha, he forgot about that old man's quest so fast!

[@Thoran666]

The thumbnail is equally disturbing as it brilliant - Ross and Trott licking each other. Can't wait to hear the story that inspired it. Edit: It's at 17:07 and Trott's face looks brutal. Why no closeup? :D

[@SimonClark]

Do you think we'll ever see that house with internal lights?

[@user-vj3rg2jo9b]

Plenty of light outdoors when you're sawing!

[@apennington8165]

The music in this game catches me off guard every single time.

[@TechnoGhosty]

i feel that thumbnail will awaken things in some people they never knew would be awakened

[@magoichi75]

Don’t give the fanshippers any ideas.

[@TechnoGhosty]

@@magoichi75 monkaS

[@thebandage5422]

It’s called homosexuality, and we still love you regardless, TechnoGhosty.

[@jameshay4589]

Par for course with the boinks

[@theaveragegatsbyy]

I’ve been awaken

[@Notpoop906]

There's something so funny to me about rocking up to a wooded area and just setting up an impromptu tree felling operation with complete impunity 😂

[@isleofwren]

one of my fav series atm

[@jollysmalls]

I don't know what ass to mouth has to do with this, but I agree!

[@MH-hu5pi]

They need some more planks for the quest (nevermind they didn't count right), but they just sell all the planks at the store. How smoothie can you be?!

[@Novacification]

Haha, counting the planks in one stack and ignoring that the double stacks are clearly not the same height.

[@daniellatham73]

This is prime Hat Films

[@Justsomebiggerman2]

I Just Love Ranch Simulator Videos you can wake me up @ 2 in the morning to watch some and i wouldnt bei mad

[@Peron1-MC]

8:45 sounds like "dude sim alaska" XD

[@The_Pickle34]

This series never fails to put a smile on my face... the music is also so hilarious

[@TheRhinoDino]

This thumbnail made me feel things

[@TheOnlyOrk]

of course this game has old macdonald had a farm - techno remix. Why am I surprised

[@praharin]

8:43 Ross and Trott are talking about Dudesim: Alaska

[@Leptons_]

1:13 I've just had a thought. Is the torch light so blown out because at one point they all turned up the gamma to help them see in the dark without a light? Or was it blown out before they changed the settings? I can't remember.

[@Bashnag_gro-Dushnikh]

I'm pretty sure it was blown out before they turned up the gamma. But knowing them, it's probably a bit of both, haha.

[@CassianGray]

Ross at 16:56 asking Trott to come over and pick up the meat, and Trott is just jamming out to the sax music is hilarious! "Please sir, just pull round!" XD

[@jimmuendo]

That wasn’t a sax, sounded more like an oboe, possibly a clarinet! 🎶

[@ZGryphon]

Yeah, it's a clarinet. Oboe sounds more nasal.

[@harveyrice8504]

I can't believe that this is the game the boys decide to actually invest time into

[@judemccabe1242]

Its great because its so fucking jank

[@jamesrichards9567]

Laughed so much during this!!!

[@fsfaith]

What they’re describing is basically gmod but using the unreal engine.

[@philbertpicklesworth9169]

I need a bro husband...

[@BimpytheWimpyShrimpy]

You may have to turn to _brusbandry._

[@wyvernrock3041]

Trott and Ross talking about a game that lets you build and create anything ... NEW MINECRAFT SERIES CONFIRMED

[@-scott-5700]

A man ahead of his time

[@Topazzzzzz]

that thumbnail is gonna be in my brain for a while, good lord

[@kingkuma4112]

Time it took the hat bois to say something questionable: 1 minute and 41 seconds. The average time currently is: 1 minute and 7 seconds.

[@WoIfieForever]

Jesus that thumbnail

[@Janst11]

An NFT IRL is a painting..... lol

[@Notpoop906]

2 years later and NFTs are dead 🙌They're all like a fraction of a percentile of their previous values. Anyone who bought a JPEG deserved to lose all that money, too.

[@joeflores2764]

That thumbnail is so cursed

[@quietusplus1221]

That thumbnail was certainly something... I feel weird.

[@knightofwandss]

Okay, fine, I’ll watch this series!

[@BimpytheWimpyShrimpy]

_Animal brusbandry._

[@edstercrafts]

It sounds like the boiks would like to play Sips' brain baby, Dude Sim Alaska!

[@Swatmat]

i mean the game with the ambition that you would love is star citizen, it is just taking ages to come to fruition

[@freequest]

You know you guys are describing Second Life?

[@Leptons_]

12:34 lol, videogamedunkey announced his new game publishing company earlier today and it's called BigMode

[@earthuser4245]

Everytime trott does his trademark laugh my ears hurt

[@supernathan94]

Keep it up lads!

[@divamon5602]

WOOOO!

[@LordShadow1997]

Raaaaaanch simulatooooooooooor 😂 fuk yeah

[@freequest]

Just don't buy NFTs even if they are in a game you are playing. Simple as that, vote with your wallet is not a big deal because these big AAA publishers tend to cripple games to force people to buy them. Well, just don't buy those games. Remember, they don't give a damn about the consumer. Remember that game Anthem.

[@bigcalm]

Smith, please stop eating into the mic.

[@SnippyJupiter]

First :P