You're Next (2011) KILL COUNT

[@DeadMeat]

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[@kingoreo3529]

Dead Meat I Love you james

[@stokzzyy3043]

Dead Meat first reply .. please reply 🎈

[@guessimbishop9250]

Dead Meat Hi dudie mat

[@Asmar420_]

I didint watch the movie ;C

[@kenkaneki1057]

Dead Meat hi

[@doginsweats2881]

Erin really just stole “I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with me”

[@johnbr0017]

Ah yes, Watchmen

[@elise6544]

Steve Thea wHat??

[@pigmafia]

@@stevethea5250 woah

[@Gundam-Prime]

@@stevethea5250 what is wrong with you

[@maybeoptify]

Steve Thea wtf explain

[@legendthe2772]

"Its not even hot you dumb bi-" comically falls to the floor

[@itscrow897]

They really called her dumb when she has killed two people already

[@nightmime8397]

Karma hits you in the darnest of situations 😁

[@SycoSp1der]

Dude as I read that it happened in the video

[@raptorjesus5870]

Ha!

[@ٴۥٴٴٴ]

"Its not even hot you dumb bi-" comically falls to the floor

[@gkh1973]

"They're illegal, but you can get them on the internet for like 30 bucks." "Felix you fuckin' lowlife." God i love this conversation in the movie.

[@ElinorMahoney]

It’s so great isn’t it? I love it too

[@dfsalvy]

One of my favorite lines in this movie

[@thisisathreat2641]

I thought he was very suspicious when he said that

[@Spiderqueenspet]

@@ElinorMahoney you're next

[@BrianBostick09]

Xqcl

[@chandmukh2006]

The main character is the type of person everyone thinks they're gonna be in a horror movie

[@denaysantiago1136]

Me 🤣

[@red05gto1]

I'll be honest if someone broke into my house trying to murder me I'd probably forget how to walk

[@azathoththeprimalchaos2289]

I'd be the killer. Then the main character would murder me in an embarrassing fashion because I'm physically weak and I have a low pain tolerance.

[@gaila.9852]

@Always Unlucky What are you talking about?

[@bonfire9698]

I’ll probably get killed instantly by freezing up and forgetting how to function

[@dovakeen1179]

In this horror movie. The killers are trapped with the protaginist.

[@zacharydj12]

doom in a nutshell buts its demons and doom guy

[@trialerrorsharer9398]

I would love a horror Movie like that

[@leekanoa6072]

@@trialerrorsharer9398 "the last house on the left" is kind of like that... 2009 movie. You might like it..

[@serenav6156]

As the famous quote goes: ''I am not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me''.

[@mynameaintjeff4219]

The first Predator movie in a nutshell

[@HomeHome-ho6ib]

That's not even hot you dumb bit.... *slips* I would have died from laughter at that point

[@eviskii7102]

The captions made me die on that part 😂

[@cassidy8993]

@@eviskii7102 oof

[@thetajikball9654]

Home HomE

[@itsmadtoast2683]

i cracked up at thaT point

[@tablerockrental7514]

Home home

[@achilles7116]

Erin is so awesome. Someone who doesn't sit around to be murdered but kills more people than the murderers did.

[@zibahdi2790]

Eren or Erin?

[@ljgames2.033]

@@zibahdi2790 erin

[@aaronobyonek7206]

Or is it Aaron? ;)

[@tablerockrental7514]

Da toastie

[@aaronobyonek7206]

@Abbyfox_the hamiltonfan yeah I killed Alexander Hamilton

[@Yuuma_Izumi]

Props to Wolf Mask for spelling "You're" correctly.

[@ziv576]

Well if it was spelled "Ur Next" it's not scary because you know the killer is 12 and/or a sweaty gamer.

[@SpairM]

@@ziv576 that, or a person in a group chat desperately trying to say their joke before the subject changes and therefor doesn’t have time to write You’re

[@WTF15TH15]

@@SpairM That reminds me of my friend Dan. He always gets overshadowed.

[@AyanoAishi-yi9uv]

Isnt that a sheep?

[@ihatech1pr37]

I am willing to bet the script at least had one misspelling

[@bluethelucario6194]

Killers: “You’re Next” Erin: “No U”

[@MorgothBauglire]

@Large Lad stfu it doesn't matter

[@rahman077]

It does

[@li156]

hi hi What does matter is the fact she gets stabbed in the spine and lived

[@MorgothBauglire]

@CEO of Racism great now gtfo,it doesn't matter what social media you use as long as you enjoy it

[@MorgothBauglire]

@@li156 yeah,kinda a leap in logic

[@nediojon749]

“I’m the fastest but I got this f***ing arrow in my back.” Ah horror movies you crack me up

[@digicatboy7567]

Its not what he said that makes crack up, it's the way he said it that just makes me crack up. He sounded like he didn't care that his sisters boyfriend just fucking died and he got shot in the back with a crossbow bolt.

[@aaljustaal1890]

"What does your back have to do with your legs?" that scene is perfect

[@Noobie2k7]

@@aaljustaal1890 It's how i feel when any of my players in Football manager gets any kind of injury that isn't a leg or foot injury. I;m just like "well, your legs still work , you can still play'"

[@mikecabral2420]

@@digicatboy7567 tbf he probably was in shock due to blood loss.

[@tommyshelby2250]

"STOP YELLING AT ME KELLY" that was pretty good

[@louies38]

I love how Erin is the most intelligent and resourceful protagonist to ever exist in a horror movie.

[@bananatiergod]

Laurie from "Halloween"? Sidney from "Scream"?

[@yasuhirohagakure1289]

@@bananatiergod don't forget the family from "Us" or- maybe except Gabe

[@lavyluvy]

@@bananatiergod from what "Halloween" Laurie are you talking about?

[@bananatiergod]

@@lavyluvy The first one, H2O also kind of counts, and the 2018 one

[@Sans-oc1ie]

Main girl in The Hunt

[@chelseaarmstrong5410]

I just realized, when Wolf Mask is choking Felix, he says, "You two better be getting enough money to pay us," and he's talking about Felix and Crispian, not Felix and Zee.

[@yufi305]

Lamb mask was choking felix. wolf mask was watching from the side. Ironic that the character with a calm herbivore animal is the most hostile.😂

[@BlackdragonTheShadow]

I’m imagining this whole time he’s like: Why the fuck did I decide to do this…

[@shaynamaliea7880]

That’s what I was just thinking about!!

[@cleb3442]

when the protagonist gets more kills than the killers

[@danilomatschke7504]

The real badass.

[@vaughnferrier4171]

Well damn

[@someperson435]

....you think something's wrong

[@maximum3520]

for once in movie

[@AzureBombard]

Killer: Maybe I should be a butcher....

[@maelstromofchaos2489]

Erin: *exists* Literally every killer in this movie: Why do I hear boss music?

[@teresabarboza398]

saved you from satan

[@DrDolan2000]

What kind of boss music would play? Dracula from Castlevania? Or maybe Death

[@Ambronic]

Erin Ulmer

[@mayamendez9250]

Megalo survivor

[@ejmeserve6894]

@@DrDolan2000 a cover of looking for the magic

[@BoomboxHusky]

12:43 Erin uses “Splash”! Felix: It’s not hot ya bit- Erin uses “Trip on Water”! It’s super effective!

[@TheJthedog]

Mathew Luis Mejia I almost wonder if that was an outtake from that scene and the cast and crew thought it was funny enough to keep it in

[@TOG285]

The pokemon reference kills me. I don't know if it was intended but OMG

[@maybeoptify]

ThatOneGamer285 of course it was intential, who tf says “... uses ..., it was not very effective!” without referencing pokemon

[@Itsyaboysoggy]

😂

[@anyavirus4747]

Erin uses “Blender Smash!”

[@jvever4904]

Erin is definitely Kevin McAllister's daughter, she has such potent Home Alone trapmaking energy.

[@Jacobpaul_d]

Was gonna like this, but realized you had 69 likes. Niceeee….

[@thatoneperson3704]

Lmfao fr 😂

[@hunnykun101]

Not to mention John Rambo's granddaughter (I was mostly thinking Rambo with Erin with the kills)

[@BagelBoi-gw6kz]

“What does your shoulder have to do with your legs? I’m the fastest.” “He HAS A FuCKING ARRoW iN hIS BaCK!!”

[@randompromises1038]

"DON'T YELL AT ME, KELLY."

[@mrmemes7883]

Actually fucking hillarious

[@_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140]

*I The Fastest and i got an arrow on my back*

[@szariq7338]

I see here a little Skyrim similarity.

[@heyimkreg8766]

I keep acting in this horror move but thearrow47 keeps kicking my ass.

[@bohdanandre6652]

Never seen a movie where the Protagonist is also the main killer

[@ryderdoyle2948]

Look at the likes

[@missaircraftmechanic3306]

Kill Bill lmao

[@bohdanandre6652]

Damn ppl are agreeing, I’ve never seen Tarantino Movies

[@derangedmollusk6176]

Deathnote

[@gabrielmozer6139]

You gotta watch “Get Out” as well then

[@PeanutButterParker]

i just realized, lamb mask is the face of the movie because Felix was a _wolf in sheep’s clothing_

[@bakaryfsanyang7897]

Zay-KO 😑😂😂😂😂

[@cyvader101]

Bruh

[@mygenderisyes5771]

You just *set it off*. I don't know if anyone will get that joke/reference but i dont care, honestly.

[@quadoof316]

@@mygenderisyes5771 hah I get it

[@mygenderisyes5771]

@@quadoof316 YES! THOU HATH THE KNOWLEDGE!

[@antonymilne1346]

I love how Erin can still be a complete badass, super strong, awesome character who STILL is in peril. Normally when they make a character too badass the danger feels gone, but not here

[@criley7755]

Yeah, she's got a real "John MacClane" vibe to her. She's super-competent, but still only human.

[@jocelantonettetenoc5996]

In short, she's a girlboss done right. Unlike the recent movies....

[@kamilszczęsny-m9d]

@@jocelantonettetenoc5996 can you guys please stop this culture war bullshit and enjoy movies? erin is cool it doesnt matter if she was man or woman and also if this movie was made today crying incels would call it woke

[@xasthur_massacre14]

I like how one person is dying and they are still arguing.

[@xxsleepy_lemn_xx9763]

Right lmao

[@springwolfie1855]

Family game night!

[@mathisonchicetawn8445]

Ah, family...

[@batsnghostz]

Family is just like that

[@mickle_.]

Murderers: You're Next. Erin: Murders Half The Cast. Murderer: *Wait, That's Illegal*

[@theguy3851]

Erin: NO IT ISNT, I DONT WANT IT TO BE. THERFORE IT ISNT

[@red-x454]

@@theguy3851 murderers: but you're not the killer so fuck it

[@jordanlaurie9693]

How do you do the bold

[@red-x454]

@@jordanlaurie9693 ?

[@theguy3851]

@@jordanlaurie9693 with this 👉*

[@flowerh5018]

"it's not even hot you dumb bi-" *slips on wet tile* One of my favorite moments from this kill count especially with him narrating "Arin used splash! It wasn't very effective"

[@davidbaldwin8414]

Yes

[@seasersalad7415]

@@davidbaldwin8414 my favorite moment is that wolf mask is listening to music while killing people

[@souakadpadkid6685]

I laugh so hard at that

[@jeremeezuniga2668]

It's not even hot,you dumb bit-*OOF*

[@zdumbcat6678]

@@seasersalad7415what I loaf music

[@Christopurrrrr]

My mans deadass was about to run with a whole ass arrow in his back, just to prove he’s the fastest one in the family… that is the funniest/most realistic shit in a horror movie I’ve ever seen . These writers fucking killed it.

[@jourdynne27]

I don't blame Lamb Mask, it's hard to stay in character while your foot is bleating that badly.

[@DeadMeat]

OH, NICE!!!!!

[@lizmitchell4647]

Jourdynne BLEATING

[@michaelbreen7865]

Ugh!

[@xshadowzone]

Awesome pun!

[@Jackie-McCann]

**slow claps**

[@perksofvon]

You're Next is such a good movie, it was honestly refreshing and I would love to see more characters like Erin in Horror films who actually fight back!!

[@Bojacmancork]

Ravon Hunt Sydney did in scream

[@shhlimmy]

Isn’t that every horror movie that a character fights back?

[@Bojacmancork]

Corrupted By Society not always some just run and survive Edit: Sometimes there is a character that does fight back but still dies

[@amyschildgamerlive4519]

Nancy Thompson (og nightmare on elmstreet) and Laurie Strode would like to have a word with you.... Alice from the first friday film (chick that killed Pamela Vorhees and survived but died in the second movie) might have wanted a word too but she dead atm lol edit: I forgot Nancy died in the 3rd one

[@urlocalbasicbitch8841]

u should watch hush if u haven't, it's a good movie

[@AzureBombard]

A Horror Movie Protagonist with a spine: Exists People: This is beyond science

[@nonexistenttt3023]

youre welcome for the 1,000th like

[@nautshadow2504]

Someone’s gonna see this comment and say: *oF cOuRsE tHeY hAvE sPiNeS sTuDiP*

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

9:14 "Felix takes the Canadian approach to murder" "I'm sorry." THAT made me LOL!!!

[@smolracoon]

As a Canadian I know that we don't say sorry especially after killing someone. But that scene is very funny.

[@jamalhq6090]

@@smolracoon heyo-

[@soshi7869]

Me too 😂😂

[@newmagicvon]

Erin: *Is a boss and knows how to survive* All Horror Movies: *that's illegal*

[@foxycinnamonkitten997]

Imagine if you just hear a high pitched scream then you see one of them on the floor and Erin in the corner

[@childlife1813]

Me shit I’m dead

[@marker9196]

Well...I mean...given the hard to prove circumstances around all of the deaths and the fact that one of the people she kills is a police officer it could actually be reasonably argued that memes aside what she did actually was pretty damn illegal and she'd probably be facing at least some charges as a result of her actions as effective as they were.

[@thetoaster765]

@@marker9196 Illegal? Maybe the cop but that was accidental. Everything else was self defense

[@coms2377]

hush, get out, lol

[@melon_sprout]

10% of this video is just James bullying lamb mask

[@trulysugar5356]

Fr what did lamb mask ever do to him 😔

[@ljgames2.033]

@@trulysugar5356 not stay in character

[@Skywalker-yx6ej]

He shoulda stayed in character

[@melon_sprout]

@@Skywalker-yx6ej Two words. Chirin's. Bell.

[@yourdawg1757]

like how pewdiepie bullies woter shep

[@funnatopia704]

FINALLY! a horror movie but the main character isn't stupid!

[@CybernikTheHedgehog]

What about Happy Death Day? The protagonist is not stupid either there.

[@horrormovies7863]

AHEM

[@lgaston7200]

Abiageal Hopper-Tracy I know right

[@Spalbeert]

@@CybernikTheHedgehog but crazy

[@matthewsoucy9073]

The thing is one of them (I meant the ‘82 version)

[@Sbevewagon4493]

I like how Erin makes mistakes but is still able to overcome with adaptation and sheer tenacity

[@unagi7143]

*"i stuck a blender in his head and killed him"* *"O H.... O K A Y"*

[@paqpa7850]

Umm... i didn't do amything *whistling innocently* hmhmmhmm

[@littlemisfortune312]

That's hot

[@Imran6HD]

Weird flex but okay.

[@ratsarecool3118]

Calmy shitting himself

[@brittanyjames1202]

Ok

[@zakkcoy9027]

Erin: *Is a bad ass survivalist and takes out all the killers* Every other horror movie cliché: *YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT*

[@chuzzythegoat]

You have now been granted a reply after two years.

[@LiterallyJustAxel]

@@chuzzythegoat two* replies :) Also this comment was funny lol

[@quackie5878]

@@LiterallyJustAxel three* replies and fr

[@blackpenguiin]

four* replies, ong fr

[@carola36]

@@blackpenguiin And now it's five replies

[@alanhernandez8202]

Okay but the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen is a husband put his wife to sleep alone IN A big mansion when there’s invaders WHAT 😭

[@jaimebarnett98]

Agree! Aint no damn way my husband would put me in a room by myself in a big ole house with killers running around..Oh no no no

[@ghastlygavin]

You see why Erin was the only survivor

[@softaesthetic6429]

They thought they was only outside

[@kekw5153]

@@softaesthetic6429 true they only know the murderers were inside after the dad found out they've been living there with their urine in the bottles and stuff

[@alexanderczar2658]

Foreal

[@mayuta5026]

That stop yelling at me Kelly is the funniest line ever

[@556-d6v]

Stop yelling at me Kelly!!!!!

[@destinyrose308]

it makes me cackle every single time

[@emmonybrown582]

It’s the delivery too 😂

[@kainebrooks472]

i wanna know what happened to erin. with 15 dead, one being a cop, that’s gotta be a sticky situation for her to somehow get out of

[@nancyhammer1738]

I guess it would be bad but it was technically self defense?

[@amyschildgamerlive4519]

Yeah but there's also a shit ton of evidence she could likely refer to, to prove her innocence.

[@novo1952]

Its the cops fault

[@DrDolan2000]

Being an optimist, I think she's alright. She was definitely brought in for questioning but after some digging, the police let her go and find out the family members were ass wipes

[@amyschildgamerlive4519]

@@DrDolan2000 well duh.... like I said they left a shit ton of evidence. The weapons are covered in fingerprints. there is likely tons of blood, hair and DNA under their nails and things. There is also most likely text message evidence between the killers as well.

[@millie.louise5485]

Lamb mask: Exists Eren: I’m about to end this mans whole career

[@odysseus6045]

Eren: I'm about to end this giant whole career

[@haiguy9929]

JAEGER

[@Jaielyn.]

Nah im bout to end this mans whole life

[@amyschildgamerlive4519]

Well his career and his life lol

[@JasonZakrajsek]

*”Erin”

[@Bookeer]

This was like a more intense version of home alone

[@staticdoggoe34rd]

...

[@jambury2379]

That's true.

[@minaashido4643]

“Home Not Alone”??

[@nightmime8397]

@@minaashido4643 Or “Not Home Alone” ?

[@AE_15x]

Nah mate that kid solos every killer if he has prep time (This is a joke)

[@loki1456]

Erin definitely makes my top Final Girl list. I love how competent she is and how she fights back. She's the smart character that I wish we'd see more of in horror movies. This movie was such a breath of fresh air, I'll never stop recommending it enough.

[@maniacAblaze]

imagine how the world would be if every horror movie protagonist was like erin

[@scorchingblaze5754]

I dunno if it would be horror! The killers would be getting killed! 😂 I would love to see it though!

[@glendian]

apocalypseArisen then whats the point of horror if we all know the killers are going to die

[@thetoaster765]

There wouldn't be any enjoyment from making fun of the characters and how dumb they are

[@bananana6420]

Horror movies would only scare killers

[@parkerferguson5962]

It would make them more exciting and unpredictable since we wouldn't know if the main characters survive or not.

[@thetoaster765]

Erin really pulled an uno reverse card on the killers

[@soraanderson7536]

Lol

[@springwolfie1855]

This is don’t breathe in a nutshell

[@artavazdhovhannisyan2472]

@@springwolfie1855 thanks, I wondered what this reminded me of

[@SnowLilies]

Any other films with this theme?

[@Humanresouces]

@@springwolfie1855 Except the blind guy was EVIL.

[@batmanatthedisco6270]

" Felix takes the Canadian approach to murder" I'm upset by how accurate this is

[@hidof9598]

More like reverse Caesar

[@muhammaddaniyalqazi9650]

I didnt get it

[@-_-greenios-_-3856]

I live in Canada

[@spazzydog100]

And guess what, its banned in Canada, well was.

[@Cheesefist]

Wow, going back to older episodes really show how much James improved with the voice over

[@DeadMeat]

Thank you!

[@Cheesefist]

@@DeadMeat NP, and thank you!

[@MagicMan69171]

@@DeadMeat😩

[@crazychicken8290]

ok@@DeadMeat

[@charcole92810]

ok@@crazychicken8290

[@alfonsovaldez6468]

Intelligence: exists Horror movie characters: I’m going to pretend I didn’t see that

[@Aquanite_05]

They they have the braincells of dumbbells

[@Aquanite_05]

They they have the braincells of dumbbells

[@Agent-gv7yb]

Hmm, you mean Central Intelligence? 😐

[@goatlordthefirst]

Erin: I’m gonna pretend that’s all I can see

[@recordswithpoptartz6237]

Ayo harvard wanna know where u at

[@mikekrotch1264]

“Taking the Canadian approach to murder” My favorite line from the video.

[@codyjamison4714]

"would you just die already? This is hard enough for me" ... might have been the funniest line i have ever heard in a movie

[@boomstickbro2307]

Cody Jamison same

[@idk-gg6dd]

“STOP YELLING AT ME KELLY” is the best line I’ve ever heard

[@olivuh3186]

see i love that she instantly is like “Ok i’ll throw this and if i miss my plan is over so i’m jumping”

[@codybarlik4524]

Oliver Mackenzie That move is actually called the Yeet and Flee

[@typhongaeci9435]

An enemy can’t capitalize on a fuckup if it was only a fuckup because it was secondary to the getaway.

[@memphiis]

John Watson oh 😂

[@xx_unknown_kunxx9988]

No she a final girl and initian also requires window jumping

[@wraithcall6057]

This is the one horror movie where you desperately want to be the final girl.

[@jeremyfrost2636]

Desperately want to be WITH the final girl.

[@crunchwrapterror]

nice

[@tacobanana6538]

One of those horror cases where you gotta make sure you aren't on the protagonist's bad side. Better hope that you aren't in those horror movies where the virgins get the bad ending.

[@Feyuna69]

Fun fact: The creator of "You're Next" was the same creator that made Godzilla vs Kong and the Death Note live action

[@Faelocke]

You mean "*You're* Next". It's right there in the title dude, how could you screw this up?

[@spiderriszer7856]

Yep the man made a great kaiju Movie

[@Feyuna69]

@@Faelocke wdym?

[@sawyerhegedus5670]

Death note live action wasn't really good

[@Lucifez6160]

@@sawyerhegedus5670 It was fucking horrible, they made Light such a wuss, and Misa a psychotic killer when all Misa did in the manga and anime was love Light unconditionally. And don't even get me started on L.

[@davidtibbetts2935]

She protec She attacc But most importantly, She stay intact

[@TheTakoyakiking]

I'M WEAKK

[@whitehorse8558]

smh its intac

[@theamazinglucia5224]

I cannot express my disappointment

[@logicalplant665]

Do you know the whey

[@득젠]

No its she stay thicc

[@soap9427]

Badass female character in modern horror movie: exists Killer: *why do I hear boss music*

[@quicksilveryt4000]

*megalovania intensifies*

[@flamedfury2911]

*intense sweating noises*

[@Milkybetrayal]

@Gamer Squad you're right not funny. But f*ckin' halarius.

[@aidanzaccardi765]

nothing better than a terraria meme

[@fuckinantipope5511]

@@aidanzaccardi765 "Why do I hear boss music" is from Sea of Thieves though

[@randomgarbage5938]

4:32 "S T O P Y E L L I N G A T M E K E L L Y"

[@alfonsalenius2482]

was that scene improvised?

[@randomgarbage5938]

@@alfonsalenius2482 I have no idea but I hope it was

[@Key-vn1mg]

That fucking line and then you look at your profile picture

[@Khalekuk72]

Random garbage

[@miriammartin9038]

A A A A A A A A

[@_ethanhessinger]

12:46 “it’s not even hot, you dumb bi-“ The best cutoff ever lol

[@TheBlyzzrd]

This is one of the most underrated slasher films of the 21st century

[@andrewgagne4465]

Yep

[@jackclancy2189]

Maybe she was killed with a Dull machete

[@ricekrispies4994]

😏

[@someperson435]

Wow,this is just,true greatness

[@ricekrispies4994]

😏😏😏😏😏

[@thepepsiman8731]

I see what u did there

[@jolabo6374]

😏

[@dacrazysoldier3473]

Imagine going to kill a family thinking it's gonna be an easy job, then you get wrecked by a single chick and her Kevin McCallister style traps Edit: I did not expect this to blow up

[@cnashford2]

This is the "Home Alone" reboot that we deserve.

[@jokerisinthememe5852]

Let’s respect that one of them cannot have children because he got shot in the balls by a pellet gun.

[@giannis5868]

@@cnashford2 This is Kevin's wife/daughter idk whatever you want, please don't say sweet home Alabama.

[@ethan-xs8pe]

Home Alone R Rated

[@harrystanden8585]

@@ethan-xs8pe honestly the title "home alone" by itsself could never easily be an R rated title on the right website. **cough* excuse my 5 second fan fiction* : kevins mother takes the family to visit the grandparents over christmas, but once again, forgets kevin behind, kevin rummages through his mothers draws hoping to find his ticket that she may have left behind, but whats this by his mothers bed, he asks, its thick, black and veiny, and; wow, whats that? multiple vibration speed options? oh baby its christmas alright, kevin gets back into his bed, looking at his new discovery, with one final phrase "well, i guess we're home alone"

[@VivaLaDnDLogs]

I think this might be one of the highest on-screen kill counts for actual characters, not just extras. 15 deaths is a lot for such a short run time! And with the exception of the first two, they all appear in multiple scenes before dying.

[@nessun_dorma]

my new favorite horror protagonist. for once... Someone who's SMART!

[@rainoffire1233]

S Y D N E Y

[@__lilbandaid__4156]

Mystic Gacha Nancy

[@barkingdog2633]

IKR

[@elizasnow9661]

You should watch Hush

[@kitkat6h]

Mystic Gacha hey its you!I didn't know you likes dead meat 😂

[@minze6982]

It cant be a horror movie. 1.The killers are mortal 2.The victims have an IQ over 5. 3.The killers _and_ the victims act tactical.

[@flwz2]

Dosenzange thats why its called a drama movir

[@flwz2]

Movie

[@aliciamadrid1435]

Yup you are right this is definitly NOT a horror movie.

[@duskknight2918]

Dosenzange true

[@seowchan28]

Dosenzange who said it was a horror movie huh HUH

[@karkeelious3805]

holy shit Erin might be my favorite final girl, I love people who are actually smart in horror movies, but Erin was just perfect to me-

[@seesawtm3535]

kidney function is not a right, it's a privilege.

[@slendermanplayz1174]

F

[@landa604]

Yuta, winwin might get jealous

[@peterparise4868]

So,when’s the online dating gonna start?

[@peterparise4868]

Sooooooo,you think her smashing tiger’s head was boring to you?

[@A3phnx]

Erin is Ripley's ancestor, making this an Alien prequel.

[@shipsends4553]

Headcanon accepted

[@rahmaabdelbari9748]

I'm on a dead meat marathon and it's weird hearing the difference in James' voice. Here, he sounds a lot more 'contained' if you know what I mean. It's not as melodious or full of unrestrained energy as in other kill counts. Has anyone else noticed this?

[@jonandreyuao-suni4313]

Yeah Me too. He's fast and very serious here. Unlike his new series and kill count he's full of energy and fire.

[@FRESCO_KUN]

I was looking for this comment. First thing I noticed

[@OnlyBandz007]

He's just gained more confidence to be himself over the years

[@nopebih]

My guess is he was just tired for this episode.

[@snc9297]

Cocaine edition

[@kirinnarukami4016]

You know the final girl ain't playin when even the killers run away in fear

[@TheRandombarguy]

Seriously,seeing an extremely smart last girl is so fucking satisfying

[@emily-xt5nu]

Sebastian Oliver stfu holy shit

[@sebastianoliver7807]

emily yo Just making a point on horror movie tropes.

[@sebastianoliver7807]

Toadamor Oh well.

[@mnrsteeljoutafel]

vugibu oip k

[@russkiydeutsch990]

Sebastian Oliver you don’t have to be an SJW/Feminist to enjoy a strong female heroine

[@booled1]

”I stuck i blender in his head and killed him” “Oh……….okay” Best conversation ever.

[@Duckpajamas]

Damn, his commentating skill has definitely improved over time.

[@DonDmoney95]

The Big Sad he just didn’t have best pacing & delivery I feel at this point, but he’s made big improvement still great quality.

[@thecolester]

I have that duck on your profile 😏 *Just wanted to point that out*

[@DerrylHopkins]

Imagine Erin in Camp Crystal Lake or Elm Street

[@brendanforester4601]

Or Woodsboro or Haddonfield.

[@giannacarter9711]

Or Sleepaway Camp.

[@hidof9598]

"They want to hurt you Jason!" *Well,this time they succeded*

[@XxStrawberryBobaTeaxX]

Bluewing Gaming oh yEAH

[@kalico8104]

Don’t forget Texas

[@haileymoore133]

I’m so mad I used to scroll right past this on Netflix wtf

[@luiscaballero8792]

Is it still there??? I wanna watch it

[@dyteriaswinson8370]

@@luiscaballero8792 no i just checked

[@chanelhenderson8460]

Its FANTASTIC

[@kinggodzilla7779]

mmm i wasnt mad ha shoot when i was 10 i saw the whole thing and didnt goe to sleep for two weeks 😂

[@JaKingScomez]

@Bl3u Cheeta this a movie not a show

[@michaeltracy9932]

"It's not even hot, you dumb bit-" *slips on water* is so funny to me, especially because it leads to Felix getting his fucking head blended

[@brentneale7634]

“StOp YeLlInG At Me KeLlY”🤣🤣🤣

[@clearshade3560]

I feel like this is oddly realistic

[@randompromises1038]

@@clearshade3560 typical family bickering even when everyone's about to die

[@omnibussy]

The delivery of that line is so perfect, I die every time at that exchange 🤣

[@ころころころコロネット]

I swear Erin's actually john wick's long lost sister

[@jeremyjohn1470]

i know they are the same

[@TheRealScoodleMcBroodle]

*killers write YOU'RE NEXT in blood* *Erin: That's where you're wrong kiddo*

[@dvdbox360]

*uno reverse card*

[@nova_raindrop1257]

6:28 *Its a mean spirited scene that doesn't sit well with me* 5 seconds later *Its one of my favorite shots of the movie* 😂😂 I love James.

[@Fanimati0n]

Erin: call an ambulance! *pulls out traps* but not for me.

[@reginakatherine7708]

Felix: ima bout to ruin this mans whole career Eren: grabs blender say that again furry?

[@artistlpatterson8291]

12:45 i love when people add humor to their horror movies

[@connmoss9727]

Pmsl at that scene

[@CF2321]

Best part was the whoah was improvised since he slipped faster than usual in that cut and was actually startled

[@Snow-fo5gu]

Wait, the victim actually has a brain? Wait what. Oh god this can't be happening. The timeline is breaking! Oh god noooooooo

[@hidof9598]

A paradox

[@sky7821]

Sidney and erin,the perfect anti killer duo

[@codybarlik4524]

Shit son she aint a victim

[@KaiserTheDarkWolf]

Victim? she is the main killer

[@Bojacmancork]

Well Sidney did in the scream movies

[@TheGreekPianist]

Erin was a true badass! She’s definitely a strong Final Girl

[@yesikanarvaez5027]

*Erin is protagonist survivalist goals*

[@toasttd1050]

Yesika Narvaez #TeamGoals

[@yesikanarvaez5027]

FrostyBear Gaming YEAH!!✊✊

[@Kinos141]

Crossbows don't use arrows, they use bolts. Learned that the hard way.

[@goopyno3586]

Same

[@taigarl9840]

Getting yelled at in the comment section?

[@kanube2]

Actually, some crossbows use arrows also.

[@hiwichii7765]

What? Played Horizon: Zero Dawn?

[@cursedshark7125]

Uh.. What do you mean?

[@otbjoe1062]

How is the protagonist a killer this is the dopest scariest movie

[@coms2377]

Watch hush

[@kae377]

And sweeny todd

[@soupaa]

@@kingmac6638 ???? you couldnt be more wrong

[@scenekween]

Nice drink you got there

[@israelgonzalez5116]

soupa bro I could name so many movies that ends up with the protagonist being a killer

[@themastermindprojectsystem5994]

"I stuck a blender in his head and killed him." "Oh. Okay."

[@chaotic_gay_fuck2655]

Got to love that scene😂

[@d4rkmagic683]

Dude she ran like Usain bolt with a glass shard in her leg, I think she's on staroids

[@bucketvg9241]

More likely adrenaline. The adrenaline made sure that she didn't feel pain.

[@toxical209]

It’s steroids get it right I’m speechless

[@someperson435]

Adding on to toxic,STARoids

[@nicholasburnett9269]

Yep happened to me in Afghanistan. In a firefight and didn't know I was hit until someone pointed it out to me. It didn't hit like hell until I noticed it....lol

[@dacrazysoldier3473]

@@bucketvg9241 yeah... Or she has a large amount of pain tolerance

[@skylarstories2294]

Erin was raised to be in a horror movie

[@joserubenuriberusca1248]

As the slasher not the victim

[@jamesforrey3042]

Actually that’s wrong. Only stupid idiots are raised to be in a horror movie. She just was an outlier

[@okithx5181]

Secret Singers she trained her entire life for this moment lmao

[@mr.blatherskite4110]

"It's not even hot you dumb bi- OOOF!"

[@rare10124]

that made me laugh the first time I saw that lol

[@Sevofthesands]

it takes some balls to mix comedy with horror and not getting cringy.

[@zacharytersigni1472]

That part was one of the funniest things ive ever seen

[@chapmanpoole8638]

Lol

[@aedanoquinn5115]

Blarrgiambony lol

[@braydonthegreat5099]

I hope this movie gets a re-count. One of my favorite modern horror movies and I was disappointed it didn't make it into the Good New Movies playlist

[@Zatoka.]

They hired absolutely amazing actors for this movie, can't even lie. Props to the director too.

[@eddiekaspbraksfannypack137]

*"STOP YELLING AT ME, KELLY!"* oh my god xD edit: btw it's at 4:32

[@jamesmayonnaise9058]

xXPastel_RainbowsXx right as I was reading this he said "STOP YELLING AT ME KELLY" 😂

[@TheChosenMoose01]

Even better is "Really? You had to do that right in front of me?"

[@THEBRO1811]

Home alone adult version

[@aliceakosota797]

with competent robbers

[@starchygoblin9859]

THEBRO1811 Nah. Go on Netflix and watch The Babysitter. Now that's a home alone slasher.

[@dankege8174]

Starchy Goblin its good. But hes not home alone. *BABYSITTER* that last kill on allison(bella thorne) was gruesome

[@TheShut1]

MEOW 154 THEBRO1811 "Collector" is the best example of Home Alone but in slasher way.

[@obitouchihax7589]

"I'M NOT TRAPPED IN HERE WITH YOU. YOU'RE ALL TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME!"

[@Zeddyboi86]

3:16, A year ago, when this video came out, I was in high school. I didn’t know what a TA was. Now I’m in college, and it makes a lot of sense. Rewatches are pretty awesome!

[@DeadMeat]

Rewatches ARE awesome!

[@valeon7303]

So are channels who check comments so often, dang! Within the hour as well!

[@Zeddyboi86]

Valeon Wow, dang, wasn’t expecting that.

[@kingmontez4322]

Valeon is this a bad time to ask what a TA is?

[@crispybacongames4782]

@@kingmontez4322 i want to know too

[@mattd.2932]

I love when you post kill counts

[@omarmahmoud7599]

Matthew Dennin me too

[@mattd.2932]

KevNoVa no he posts other stuff

[@rollingonacatbunny8662]

Matthew Dennin hell yea

[@paulawishard2577]

Me to

[@eamon2018]

That's pretty much the only thing he does post (pretty much)

[@sapphire-songbird]

Crispian: We never meant to kill you, cause you could be the witness and stuff. Erin: Really? What about 5:18, 7:20, 9:42, 9:49, 10:07, 11:29- 11:43, 12:28, 12:38- 12:57? Crispian: Alright fine, we were. (Edit) Woah, I was just being funny, I didn’t think anybody was gonna see this... Cool☺️

[@reallytired6431]

I think at first it was to make it seem like she was also being targeted and, after she started killing everyone, they just wanted to kill her to survive. Of course, this is assuming he was telling the truth.

[@TheCursedJudge]

@@reallytired6431 I wouldn't see the motivation of bringing her over to the dinner since she isn't part of the inheritance, the only logical thing was originally to have her be the witness.

[@reallytired6431]

@@TheCursedJudge That's what I'm saying, she was brought to be the witness, they attacked her to make it seem like she was also being targeted, without intent to kill, then later, they did it to survive.

[@elisesanou]

I think she served in army

[@illegalpancakes9289]

420 likes. N i c e

[@joshuabrown3361]

Finished this this morning. An actual resourceful final girl needs to be seen more often. And Barbara Crampton gives one of the performances I've ever seen in a slasher.

[@kutana4863]

Erin appears to be the serial killer of this movie.

[@Chwarzerd]

Legitimately the scariest protagonist in a slasher film to date

[@Sevofthesands]

she got some great crazy eyes

[@Cure_Hana]

Kutana Ironic how the Final Girl of the movie ends up being even more dangerous than the masked killers. 😅

[@the3starfriends654]

12:44 Girl: **Throws Water On Felix** Felix: Its Not Even Hot You Dum B*tch Felix **Slips Over On Water** Me: XD

[@shiva3549]

XD

[@tonycrynightfan2005tiktok]

Felix: it's not even hot you dumb b- *wilhelm scream*

[@jeremeezuniga2668]

Felix: It's not even hot,you dumb bit-*OOF!*

[@melanielittlebodybigheart8022]

HER NANE IS ERIN DID YOU LISTEN

[@aleahmarie1855]

I don’t remember this home alone sequel.

[@NariNon]

Really? I remember watching it on TV with my family

[@jermainejones2746]

@Brodrick Lavine damn right

[@akaiyoru2681]

@Brodrick Lavine Daddy Kevin's little girl has been brought up real good

[@lobsteronitunes8555]

*home alone: uncensored*

[@dylancastellanos87]

Rewatching this old video and damn, I never realized how fast and deadpan James used to talk. 🤣