You're Old If You Sound Like This. Ross Bennett - Full Special

[@marys1534]

The hair..the handkerchief..the expressions..he doesn't just tell funny jokes, he is hilarious all around!!

[@nathanielblood8393]

Don’t forget glasses

[@craigbohannon280]

That sounds like roundabout way of just saying he's funny looking 😂

[@lindatyrrell5976]

++

[@butlersusan]

He's got me 🤣

[@ebnphlo]

And facial expressions are as important as the jokes.

[@CommentingTheTruth]

His delivery is unbelievable! What a talent!

[@mayneubauer8008]

AT 92 YRS. for me, he hit my funny bone . Good material!

[@tonywood6163]

I have never seen Ross before but I haven't laughed so hard in ages. Fantastic

[@benh6452]

His voice.. His face.. The whole comic package

[@bopeep5662]

How did I never see or hear of Ross Bennett before now. He is hysterical.

[@sister1828]

He is so hilarious 😂 is there a teacher of comedy? That's Mr. Bennett! So down to earth and relatable, Can't get enough of him! Thank you so much.

[@MATRIX1212able]

I'm 55 and I made a noise sitting up in the chair to leave this comment! Great show Ross the hardest I've laughed in a long time!! Now let me go throw away my chapstick!! LOL

[@scruffy6151]

Lol.

[@lisathompson7335]

LOL!

[@BambiKushtheSmutPeddler]

I can literally hear that noise in my mind and I love it

[@rmarsden8485]

...in this case with the Chapstick there is only one WRONG one but why risk it???!!!

[@YukiTheOkami]

i am 26 and i doo that when i sat to long at the desk and i am stiff everywhere

[@darinbauman7762]

I laughed out loud in my living room all by myself! He is hilarious!

[@geraldsmith7240]

Me To… Brilliant Guy‼️

[@Ainaes-Feline]

Uhmmm, it’s what I do all the time…just laughing by myself..my cats just don’t share my sense of humour.

[@queencarter3048]

Omg i cant believe this man is not more known. Absolutely hysterical! Laughed during the entire set!

[@RogueWave2030]

Absolutely my thought. He's the best.

[@annasmith1875]

Absolutely great...I'm 72 and granddaughter 21..we both relate to him and I say when we can't talk or laugh anymore in life then we are brain dead! We all need to be able to laugh..gives us good wrinkles as we age!!! Enough sadness in this world...need more people like him to brighten the day!

[@Kaydee1245]

This Guy is something special. He is worth every second listening to him. ♡

[@dyanegelston6502]

I found Dry Bar. A couple months ago. I love the clean humor. I laugh till I pee my pants! Im a fan of Dry Bar.

[@lots3799]

I'm 65. I'm definitely there. I made noise when I laid down on the couch to watch this on my phone.

[@softlightlaboratory]

That cool man can't wait I'm 24

[@scruffy6151]

@@softlightlaboratory i am 64 it will happen faster than you think lol.

[@lots3799]

@@softlightlaboratory My Harley is older than you!! Enjoy your youth while you can!!

[@gr8guitarplayer]

Ever pull a muscle while SLEEPING? You wake up with some new, strange, where-the-hell-did-this-come-from pain, from SLEEPING! Yeah, gettin old is fun.

[@scruffy6151]

@@gr8guitarplayer more than once lol.

[@laurapetersonwhats3252]

This guy is so dang funny, he makes my sides hurt from laughing so hard and so much. Give him his own television show. He can make the laugh every time. His family is funny also.

[@enochgoodfellow8972]

34:13 That groan of disappointment when the audience thinks it's over has to make him feel good

[@corablue5569]

Omg! This guy is brilliant…and the very best kind of “speaker of the truth”!

[@michaelcapps4758]

I’m 24, and relate 100% hearing this I’m realizing I was raised on values of an old generation. I like that

[@justasoulsbronamedyams4799]

No u dont

[@michellesmith2420]

Michael Capps Good for you ❤️🇺🇸

[@michellesmith2420]

just a souls bro named yams You don't appreciate your ancestors

[@robsmith5526]

Its a small club we are in as far as I know. Pretty cool to see someone else express this.

[@plutoplatters]

don't worry ...in about 8 seconds you'll be making noises too. ... seems impossible to imagine now.... i know

[@glasshalffull4061]

"When you're done with the Chapstick...." I'm DEAD!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@collectagirl8238]

Honestly I was so depressed and agonized by chronic pain..and he cheered me up.. THANK U

[@aleahaleaha2593]

Collecta Girl I hope you’re feeling better. Sorry you’re hurting.

[@sharonspencer2312]

U might try going off 4 nightshade vegetables 4 21days: potatoes, eggplant, tomatoes, & chilies & peppers! This sounds outlandish, but on 21st day I woke up pain free, ate potatoes the next day & woke up in pain again! They inflame arthritis!

[@ds3333]

@@sharonspencer2312 and go off of soda too. Regular and diet.

[@graceperiod5352]

Laughter doing good like medicine. (No vaccine) lol

[@jennawildah6514]

Same. (💪 surgery). Tears of laughter through PT...terrific change of pace🙆‍♀️. Hope you are happy & healthy now😊

[@carlawellbaum9698]

I thought I'd seen all my favorites on Dry Bar until Ross Bennett. He had me doubled over with the wrestle/gospel-mania t.v. moment with his grandma. The best comedians are those who turn their real-life stories into entertainment.

[@JohmathanBSwift]

That's what comedies all about. Best comedian upload yet from The Dry Bar. Man that's a great routine . Excellent delivery.

[@barrettbrown8705]

Watch the funniest police officer on Dry Bar.

[@cecemeyers5998]

And everyone is so jealous of his hair!!

[@JohmathanBSwift]

@@cecemeyers5998 ok

[@rjmwilliams1659]

I truly love these, Ross Bennet is the man of the Hour and I truly appreciate your humor, the delivery, the expressive clarification, I thoroughly ENJOYED this special "DRY BAR' Long life you're a treasure, Ross!

[@ssj2camaro21]

Brad Upton

[@nordicpink]

I keep coming back to him repeatedly because he’s amazing plus he helps me relax and go to sleep with my insomnia. I love him. He’s a riot!!! I’ve watched the same bit over several years now.

[@robtwoeyehead1027]

Quality comedian with great original material, really enjoyed that, thanks

[@deborahsimmonds653]

Omg, his winter jokes are spot on. I'm 59 and can totally relate. I couldn't stop laughing.

[@Echoes317]

Clean comedy...I can watch this all day.... That Gospel Wrestling joke was gold...

[@globetrekker86]

@Michael Williams: Ross should host Gospel Wrestling, after Shinsuke Nakamura’s entrance music

[@Echoes317]

@@globetrekker86 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@gaylestephenson9847]

Pure Genius!! I have Never heard a better comedy set- Seriously, Ever. I am 75 years old. You are so amazing, I am flabbergasted at your skills of delivery. You completely took me into every scene . My face hurts from laughing, your memories are so wonderfully acted out; you are a true genius. It brought me back to my very dysfunctional childhood and the awful things parents thought were good for kids which are hilarious now. I wait hopefully to see my parents again one day, as nutty as they both were. You are the Very Best and smartest and most accomplished Comedian today. I will keep up with you and will watch this routine again and again. I cannot imagine any comedian's performance being any better than this. Your continuous movements, facial expressions, mood changes, speech changes, timing, wording, subject matter, and so many details are beyond remarkable and all excellent. Thank you so much for your great effort and for sharing your amazing talents! I absolutely loved every minute of your show! This audience is way too small for your stellar acting abilities! Thank you, thank you.

[@TruckTaxiMoveIt]

Absolutely love when a talented individual does their homework to make there art exceptional

[@dsb7925]

Well observed🤗

[@brucelarsen6650]

As for myself, I'm just glad he didn't mention that Mentholated Chapstick will make you feel like you just smoked a Newport with with your butt. (A Class of '72 tip 'o the hat, dear Mr. Bennett!. Great stuff!)

[@F8Tributo]

Most original material I've heard in several decades! Hilarious!

[@frankkos6476]

20 year warranty...this going to be my death bed. My favorite joke.

[@karentucker2161]

That was a good one

[@szqsk8]

I'm 62 and I'm looking for a new bed, this gave me something to think about.

[@JJStetson]

@@szqsk8 Pillow top!

[@szqsk8]

😝😝

[@rcastle8993]

@@JJStetson just bagged 60! Im gna go for the pillow top since he put it that way! 😱 gets that sums it up..lol!😂😂😂😂

[@scotttucker5306]

This guy is KILLIN' ME! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can TOTALLY relate! 😂

[@biteyalmighty7874]

34:12 I was just as heartbroken as the audience. This genius bluffed and kept the show going. By far my favorite Dry Bar special. You're a legend, Ross.

[@joshualeach8642]

I have not been laughing so much OR entertained than this guy's performance since ever. So awesome!

[@elichastain908]

I’ve watched this whole special on the dry bar app several times and I still love it! Even tipped him, it’s so good.

[@stsk7]

I'll tip him too thanks for the idea

[@janparker3843]

I did NOT know that was possible. always watched on youtube. Going to move to the Dry Bar app! so I can tip my favs...Ross Bennett is definitely one of the best!

[@stariadreamtea]

Dry Bar APP!!! Woah I didn't know that was a thing!

[@seasonedbeefs]

Na

[@goldsteinism]

THERES A DRYBAR APP? 😍

[@mattnobrega6621]

He must be a real hoot during family gatherings or holidays 🤣

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

It makes you wish you were going to his family get together

[@frankierzucekjr]

He is one of my favorites. I hope to see more of his stuff. Hilarious and original.

[@DaveO-te1iv]

I've seen some really good comics on the Dry Bar Comedy channel, but Ross is the best. There is NO filler in this act. This act was right up there with the best I've ever seen (and just to qualify that, I'm old enough to relate to his closing bit).

[@sister1828]

I just found dry bar, Ross is the funniest yet,I laughed so much I had tears and trying in between to catch my breath. I had a flying sorcer I hope to see him with more stuff I would buy all his comedy! I love laughter Good medicine in times like this. Healing, Yes!

[@littleangel309steiman.7]

Dear lord HELP me...i have NEVER laughed so hard tthat I was crying. This year (2020) has been an unprecedented year of sorrow for our world....and this WONDEFUL man was able to make me forget all that we are going through with his gift.

[@littleangel309steiman.7]

@MzARavenLunatic Why, thank you. Best wishes back to you..we all have to stay lauughing and we will get through this.😂

[@juliemc9947]

Here here I’m 50 in just over a month n need diazepam to take life 🤣💟☀️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿colonoscopy OMG ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️when your done with the chapstick 🌈🌎🌕🥔🍾🥂💜

[@nordicpink]

Amén to that!!!

[@lowlandgorrlia3p942]

You have one to may Ts in that btw

[@littleangel309steiman.7]

@@lowlandgorrlia3p942 thanks 4 letting me know. Its called palsy neurological cant control

[@fredcline8228]

I wish this guy had his own sitcom.

[@sutownsend-kasmiskie3091]

His facial expressions are the best!!😜😜😜

[@dragonfly961]

Omg this guy was hilarious. I had tears squeezing out my eyes.

[@mkm6458]

I love this guy 💕. "I'm from a small town on the outskirts of a Walmart."

[@plutoplatters]

ha.....lolllllllllllll it's called a VAN !!

[@billmers3219]

This guy lives about 45 minutes away from me. I personally don't know him however, I like to ride down to Hornell to a place called The Country Kitchen, awesome restaurant! Hornell is a very beautiful area in New York state

[@mkm6458]

@@billmers3219 I'm in the Adirondacks, that restaurant sounds good that you mentioned.

[@billmers3219]

@@mkm6458 awesome! Love the Adirondacks, go up there every year on MC. Love the Swiss kitchen in Tupper Lake. Even got to know some of the people👍. would love to move to the Adirondacks. I'm a Bigfoot believer , lots of Bigfoots up there😉. What area ya from?

[@mkm6458]

@@billmers3219 Lake Placid. Small village. I'm from California, Cold is a new experience. ❄️

[@lanitawolfe1003]

Ross Bennett, you are, hands down, the funniest comedian I’ve ever heard!!!

[@josiahjunkin8884]

I'm 21 and this is one of the best routines I've heard in a while! Quality stuff

[@twosongs7396]

You, Sir, are SERIOUSLY HILARIOUS! Awesome show, thank you so very much!

[@googleedood9721]

I clicked because he looked funny. i stayed because he WAS funny!!

[@dawnlapka2433]

Me too!

[@danpeechatka7460]

Guilty...😂

[@roxyann22]

Da wn Later. Ppka

[@karentucker2161]

I wasn't sure at first (just by looking at the picture) if it was a he or she until I looked at the name.

[@ericdavis2928]

Same here

[@lawrencefrazier2044]

I Know When I Really Like A Dry Bar Comedy Special A Lot When I Find Myself Looking For More From The Comedian Who I Just Saw Doing Stand Up. Looking Right Now For Mr. Ross Bennett Very Funny Sir Well Done

[@brenna960]

One of the best comedians I’ve heard!

[@ennokarr]

This guy is brilliant! Highly entertaining with such a great delivery style. Thanks for sharing this with us.

[@HeavnzMiHome]

I laughed so hard that I was crying.

[@faith5563]

I was coughing & wheezing from laughing so often

[@amynock540]

This show was hilarious! What a great story teller and comedian! I enjoyed every minute!

[@ScottieD813]

This guy's good! One good one after another

[@SargeWolf010]

Agreed

[@dervon9526]

I hate how Americans are so crazy about dogs , they ruined that mans joke cause they were concerned about a fake dog turnt to ashes

[@marirose756]

That Guy wow...settle down sally. no need to be so serious.

[@ScottieD813]

@@marirose756 they obviously don't know that Provo is in a very religious part of the country, so the visuals they got from such a story might have been a little much. They loved his set though, at least I could tell

[@dervon9526]

Scottie D Provo?

[@unleashed4690]

I don't know if I find him funny because I'm starting to relate to his material, or because he has such a great delivery, but I'd really like to see him do more. Very enjoyable.

[@sister1828]

Above all,clean and totally Hilarious 😄 You Sir Shine! You are The ⭐ star . I can relate and clean with no vulgar or Lower class that think swearing is cute, it's awful And you do not take God's Name in vain so I can laugh right through! You could have your own Comedy place! you sir have no competition! Will keep watching you!

[@KathyHussey063]

He was very very funny for me too, I'm 62 & I was cracking up the whole show. His timing is the thing that's 'chef's kiss' perfect. He puts the right pauses in at exactly the right moment, allows the short few seconds for a joke to register or he pauses right before 1 of his funny observations. and This is the thing so many comedians never get right, it doesn't come natural to them. So much can be said, inferred or suggested by using well placed pauses that are.just long enough to be effective.

[@DaveAndrus]

Awesome and entertaining guy--I could watch him for hours! A++++

[@karmic-lt3mi]

I watch so many of these and loved many but this was the first time I actually BUST out laughing and had tears rolling down my face! Good show!

[@JustOneAsbesto]

The audience's reaction when he lets them know he's closing up says a LOT.

[@AltusArbor]

I watch a lot of comedy, and I've never heard the audience be audibly disappointed that it was coming to an end soon. This guy is funny.

[@JustOneAsbesto]

@@AltusArbor Yeah, I've been watching comedy for about 30 years... I've never seen an audience respond like that. He did a special thing.

[@TruckTaxiMoveIt]

If children were there they would cry

[@h-deck]

The guy is fantastic. I put him up there with the top 3-4 best ever on Dry Bar.

[@gr8guitarplayer]

I've watched several of these Dry Bar comedians (it's nice to see comedy that's 'clean' for a change, isn't it? Proves you don't have to talk all night about vulgar sex to get laughs...), and they've all been good, but this guy was great!

[@TruckTaxiMoveIt]

Absolutely

[@karentucker2161]

Definitely. Vulgar is such a turn off to me.

[@chaoticcruelty3998]

I like that fact that most of these guys leave race out of their jokes as well.

[@formerlyarandompropernameb9327]

Yes they’ve really all been exceptional; I love it.

[@JenniferSmith-rj6tv]

I’m in full agreement! He’s one of the best. They are all good and I’ve enjoyed and laughed at all of them I’ve seen so far. But this guy is a cut above! He is just plain ol’ awesome!

[@filipesaz]

How is this guy not a Hollywood star or something?! This is next-level stand-up. I can definitely picture him as the star of some well-known, academy awarded, movie.

[@Xaforn]

Independent is always better

[@pthelynese]

This guy is underrated! The wrestling gospel bit was awesome

[@maxi-me]

Pretty sure he's never actually been rated but should be high when it happens

[@helixfalks]

it was the flying saucer that had me rolling XD

[@themoviedealers]

Quality bit.

[@5orgen51]

That was the big joke he did too early lol

[@brigittebitta8853]

It was insane 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@appull]

3 things 1. absolutely hilarious, that wrestling gospel bit is an amazing show of dedication and practice. 2. i'm 26 but i will remember the chapstick advice for my entire life

[@tinkerstrade3553]

Okay, I know this is a year old, but I'll play the game. I assume number three, which you never listed, is : "The first time I make a noise doing something, I'm getting on the phone for a colonoscopy appointment."

[@bryantronan4480]

That first grunt is his stamina depleting, the sigh is it refilling

[@brxtmp106]

THIS SET I CAN, HAVE AND WILL Continue to watch with great respect and glee. There IS something that we KNOW and they don’t…yet.

[@AmyInArizona]

Ross Bennett is the funniest comedian I’ve ever heard 🤩 I’ve never laughed so much or so hard before!

[@davidleigh443]

My god, Ross Bennett is the funniest comedian, from beginning to end, I have seen in many years!

[@SKOjy113]

This guy was hilarious!

[@no_handle_required]

this dude is 100% funny

[@godbluffvdgg]

You must have carried the zeros...He's barely ONE PERCENT funny.

[@williamhofmans3763]

@@godbluffvdgg you're so funny!

[@M1N1Girl007]

​@@godbluffvdgg3 million views say otherwise

[@godbluffvdgg]

@@M1N1Girl007 It's not hard to find that many idiots in this world... That doesn't make him funny, it makes THEM stupid.

[@tomasiturralde4705]

This guy is amazing ,what a natural 👏 wow! A moment of respite in this difficult time we're all in. Thank you Ross Bennett

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

A snow day was a gift from God, a perfect day to relax

[@emiliadavis8247]

He's hilarious!! Said sooo many funny things!! 😁 " I go shopping and I don't have a list. I just grab a cart and let's see what happens. I got a nursing bra, and the canoe. " 😁😂😆🤣😅😂

[@RPWhitworth]

This guy is great! I've been watching comedy specials almost every night lately, and this guy is the best in weeks.

[@debbieochoa8525]

Ross is hilarious! His nana joke! I'm going to tell my granddaughter it! 😂 His split shows with her was Awesome!✌😄💜

[@tlilmiztli]

I had a great fun. Dry Bar is absolutely best. I am laughing without cringing, without listening to people swearing every second word. Great stuff, thank you.

[@joyceb.8194]

Laughed hysterically through the whole thing! Great comedy!

[@Trink-888]

Oh my gosh….I laughed so hard at this ! 😂😂😂 He absolutely smashed it - brilliant!

[@tj-ez2jq]

THE FINEST COMEDY ROUTINE in the WORLD TODAY. SERIOUSLY.

[@DocteurSnow]

My favorite part is when he took his glasses off to see the "quarter" more clearly. Cracks me up every time.

[@KissMahGrits]

This guy is awesome

[@baxtercol]

Thank you, your Dad and your family for your service.

[@kraftygayle9718]

What a great comedian!! Thank you , we all need to laugh. Thank you.

[@deborahsimmonds653]

What a wonderful day. I started my day at 5am in the first blizzard/snowstorm of the season. It is absolutely beautiful and I can't get to work so came back in and found this. What a gr8 day. Praise God for such beauty and laughter

[@DavZell]

I keep seeing/hearing bits of Don Knotts in him. He’s a great performer!

[@heatherh.2332]

Egg actly! Its his quirky movements!!

[@sethw997]

Idk. There's a little Kramer in him.... maybe its the hair

[@francineleach6841]

Omg I always have something funny on in the background, and most often it gives me a little chuckle; but you sir, had me laughing so hard I got a serious workout! 😂🤣 Thank you so much for sharing your gift!

[@jantucker9557]

Okay, every time I see a tube of chapstick, I'm going to burst out laughing for no apparent reason!

[@valoryj5603]

Right???

[@jenniferstephens4191]

Jan, you are a cheap laugh. Want you to be my friend. This guy, fun. I love cheap laughs. Clever You, OUTRAGEOUS for losing it. Cheap laugh, you own that! 😊

[@Tuoyoede]

First time watching this in 2024. This guy's too good😂👏🏾!

[@OZSA87]

This guy made me laugh all the way, absolutely hilarious, I think he's the best of all comedians on this channel.

[@MrTurtleMontana]

This guy is hilarious! I love his perspective, his mannerisms, and his story telling style! It didn't feel like he was up there reciting jokes-it felt like a guy just sitting around and telling us stories about his life, that just happen to have hilarious components! I've been watching a lot of comedians on KZbin lately, and this guy is a definite stand-out!

[@matthewharvey8755]

Omfg his closing joke had tears in my eyes. This guy is amazing

[@joseph-ow1hf]

Love this guy. Just totally unique.

[@sizier]

This comedian makes me feel like Harold Ramis and Rick Moranis fused together and were given the energy of Jerry Lewis. I like it.

[@steveheggem5822]

I see some Lewis Black in there

[@kevinbishop1736]

Also Seth Rogen.

[@globetrekker86]

He combines Harold Ramis, Jerry Lewis, and Rick Moranis with a dash of Chris Farley (Ross’ inflections during the tobogganing bit). Plus, he looks like Harry Caray

[@globetrekker86]

Steve Heggem , Ross seems like a PG-rated Lewis Black

[@steveheggem5822]

@@globetrekker86 Yep, couldn't agree more ... Provo Guidance-rated

[@gadjhinikhan3741]

This video introduced me to Dry Bar Comedy and I can say that after this video I am constantly watching dry bar and I definitely enjoy it

[@Kei-Kei]

He’s friggin adorable 🤣

[@tomhull1276]

Ross was a car dealer in the Hornell area. Don't know if he started it or if it was a family thing.

[@cateturnbull295]

Hi everyone and Ross. Thanks SO much for bringing us this completely hilarious special. Humor is so healing,,, I lost my precious son suddenly William 2 years, 3 months ago and he's the one who introduced me to Dry Bar comedy. So I listen because we watched so much together, & in his honor. I know he'd want me to keep on smiling and laughing, your shows are a part of this too!! Keep 'em coming!

[@AnnieWarriorPrincess]

I love this guy! He tickles all of my funny bones!

[@richardker8175]

Genuine ... Real ... Hilarious ... Delightful ...👍

[@yazajag]

I feel like the 50,000 degree laser beam joke needed more laughs. I almost cried laughing, like it was my first colonos- nevermind. 😂

[@PluribusProject]

"I used to ha e a dog.."

[@donnawells7712]

can't stop laughing. love dry bar.

[@graceamerican3558]

My father a Lt Col in the Marines … a nice mellow guy … 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Scavenger82]

They were taking it too seriously, which prompted the disclaimer that no animals were harmed in the creation of that joke. I myself couldn't breathe cause I was laughing so hard.

[@aamazintribe]

Jazz Well...he probably waste that stanky Burberry Cologne in his eyes. Though the 25 Watts Light Bulb, was a 50,000 Watts Laser Beam.

[@tomasiturralde4705]

What a stress reliever...thank you Ross😄

[@lillygardens1]

SO GOOD!!! 👍👍👍 Loved it! Laughed outloud several times! 😀😀

[@plammijr]

Ross Bennett is one of the funniest comedians I have heard. Always clean. Always brilliant.

[@cyirvine6300]

I don't know. Colonoscopy jokes...not so 'clean' !!!

[@kd5txo]

This is the best stand up comedy I've seen in a decade. It's clean relatable humor. Just excellent.

[@Beachy1955]

I’m glad I watched. I was pleasantly entertained! Thank you. Look forward to seeing more of you. 💕👍🏼Fellow NYer from Rockland County.