EVERYONE IS AN IDIOT EXCEPT FOR ME | Moving Out

[@_realmcqueen1402]

I love how as soon as Mark and Bob noticed the toast coming out of Wade their immediate first instinct was to slap and knock it out of him

[@kaitlensmith7044]

C O N S U M E

[@12lisa1000]

Yeah, first thing my parents did as well :D

[@mmmchugjug4274]

@@12lisa1000 How the hell do you have toast coming out of you

[@Tippy555]

you mean you DONT have toast coming out of your head when you were younger?

[@galladegamer3579]

Yeah. What kind of childhood were YOU having, idiot? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. *you hear a "KACHUNG" sound come from my head* Want some toast?

[@JayEmsey35]

Little did we know this would be the training module for the guys who would eventually deliver a fridge to Bob

[@Lolo_Sketches]

Lmfao you right

[@loki4807]

MAY ODIN HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOULS. ( Oh wait, from what I've heard he has none.)

[@Gavvoreon]

I know I'm way late, but I was JUST thinking "This is Bob's Fridge: The Prequel"

[@KittenMoeMoe]

As well as proof that the boys heard the word "distal" well before the IKEA building video 😂

[@danicakelly2242]

​@KittenMoeMoe I was literally just thinking that as soon as I heard it lol

[@skaisathedutchie7003]

Imagine, you’re relaxing in your home, and suddenly two animals and a toaster burst through your windows and take everything

[@camerondon3712]

Animals and kitchen appliances.

[@coledibiase1777]

RACCOONS!

[@skaisathedutchie7003]

@@camerondon3712 true

[@skaisathedutchie7003]

@@EEEEEEEE E

[@CaLypSO4456]

Would that be the worst thing In the world? I mean I don’t really have much. I just moved XD

[@aubriewalters821]

Bob trying to move the fridge feels even more hilarious after listening to "Bob's Fridge." 😆

[@Killbayne]

im sure he'll get it over the bush this time

[@agustds_hpewrld1105]

@@Killbayne Jail 😭

[@ExtremeRy]

For real I was just thinking about that XD

[@joeymatthews1234]

Literally just made this comment 🤣🤣

[@CrouTheBlackwing]

47:35 Bob's character's claps syncing with Mark's outro music is adorable

[@julihale9200]

Im so glad im not the only one who saw that adorableness

[@yasserboumediane1010]

I know it fits so well

[@bananacat1691]

I noticed that and thought it was sooo cute

[@Scott_C]

Lixian is amazing.

[@katiemcdonald547]

I was looking for this comment😂😂

[@BlueJayBaby]

Imagine your movers come to your house just chanting “GET THE THINGS. GET THE THINGS.” Unanimously

[@bloxyoyo]

I would be considerably frightened

[@hezakialawrence1841]

I would love that lol

[@roosterrox933]

For the comments above me… THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE

[@haypac5840]

At least you know they're focused on the task at hand

[@TheColourfulSidetwitch]

@@roosterrox933 YUP

[@Boogaloog]

As a mover, I can confirm this game's accuracy. Sometimes you gotta break a window to get the job done.

[@Pptat0]

I mean- if it works it works

[@h2dfives799]

Agreed, I know a friend who literally had the walls built around his upstairs couch, it legit cannot get out through any normal means

[@beaaa_fr]

S Kahler it cannot get out? Does it move?

[@h2dfives799]

@@beaaa_fr I mean yeah it cannot get out, it searches for an escape daily but they keep carpet sliders under it so it can't get enough traction to reach the speed to break through the window.

[@mantlemagma1238]

Jesus is coming back. We are all sinners who deserve God's judgment but Jesus payed for our sins with His life at the cross. If you let Jesus into your life and trust Him to save you on the basis that He bore your sins, you will be saved.

[@carterstevenson6009]

“These are fragile!” {proceeds to jump through the second story window while holding said box}

[@jvseventeen]

Lol the box is fragile but they aren't (apparently)

[@Ms.Anonymous]

Their bodies are expendable the fragile packages are not 😝

[@wandering_poot]

What happens when you combine Human Fall Flat physics with an Overcooked-style overworld and medals from Totally Reliable Delivery Service? You get this _masterpiece._

[@cheungmichealcheungkimchi1341]

Your icon is also a masterpiece

[@villainizukumidoriya4069]

im replying this comment just in case it gets popular

[@iceecream2154]

But no online multiplayer

[@coricognitions]

Bob: **went to lawschool** Bob: **is funny** Bob: "God I wish lawyers had senses of humor"

[@ACHILLES8887]

@@Tomeussell11 Ok Redditor.

[@j_xplr]

Man, I almost forgot about that Bob did go to law school. xD

[@josh3003]

Tom r/ihavereddit

[@danielmallory4687]

Obviously he failed

[@maizeandblue5102]

@@Tomeussell11 r/Wooooshwith4os

[@knoxlopez1265]

When Mark picked the gecko avatar, I got my gecko out if his tank to watch this with me. I want him to have positive role models.

[@anonymousgirl2297]

Keith Lopez this comment is adorable

[@Mud_Pies]

@@anonymousgirl2297 ikr

[@L.O.V.E.B.U.G6969]

Keith Lopez lol that’s the most adorable thing I’ve heard

[@anonymousdratini]

Then this is not the video lol

[@nyahjaelle7791]

Keith Lopez lo

[@JS-my4jw]

Wade: "Good luck Bob, [Mark's] a little stupid" Also Wade: Walks into the same (stationary) rake repeatedly.

[@HelloImakecovers]

Bob should be the one walking into rakes.. Bob and rakes seem to love each other on The Simpsons

[@loki4807]

OH MY GOD IT'S CHAD!

[@bladerz1191]

I love how Bob's character clapping is in sync with the beat in the end card.

[@cakeyeater7392]

Thats just good editing

[@jace3132]

@@cakeyeater7392 That's just Lixian

[@kekoahobdy8188]

Blader Z it was really satisfying

[@SuperDCUniverse1]

Cakeyeater that’s just rhythm and beat.

[@anetaszyszka2406]

@@kekoahobdy8188 2xkks,

[@wheezybreezy4651]

Bob and Wade: Entering house like civilized people Mark: *proceeds to break a fucking window to enter*

[@fabulous_foe157]

Thats why the windows are there. For easy access to a building

[@joelyt1682]

Somehow I read it as "proceeds to fucking a window."

[@reikunator9066]

@@joelyt1682 That sounds better

[@ikelldagay1801]

@@hashtagnoname3931 when there is a hole, there is a way, the pain it's something normal, but the prize it's worth it

[@flyingpancake31206]

Yep

[@skrumbleton3745]

There’s something hilarious about wade running away from a furious tortoise and chicken, only to steal them

[@drunkmask4805]

Mark in 2020: You guys wanna make an onlyfans? Mark in 2022: *Bob and Wade are secretly in his onlyfans*

[@thatoneweirdo4461]

You beat me to it lmao

[@maggieschleeter5606]

now mark has an only fans

[@js-cm9si]

Fun fact: Mark has an only fans.

[@extendedwarranty3335]

Foreshadowing

[@kohakuusagi]

Dang, should've known someone got to this first. 🤣😂🤣🤣

[@hoodoo1827]

37:17 Wade's toast lands perfectly on a shelf.

[@cindervee478]

Dayum

[@mariana.b.r]

13:03 Wade's toast goes into the basketball hoop

[@passerbi1825]

38:23 Wade's toast lands on a car

[@mackenziejenkins9116]

amazing

[@rainbowaxolotl288]

It falls off the shelf tho

[@cooperhanisco6725]

If Wade plugged himself in and jumped in the pool with everyone in it, would that be considered a murder suicide?

[@annamay2921]

Yeah.

[@the_supreme_leader7400]

i think what ever it called its the same with the suicide bomber

[@the-icarus-complex]

There is a thing called a murder-suicide sooooooo

[@kittysmitty310]

Hm-

[@themindfulmoron3790]

@Amya Jamerson Obviously not if he was asking.

[@javrumut]

Mark: "everyone is an idiot except for me" Also Mark: "how do you turn?"

[@IHTGINT]

very funny

[@thehmongtroll]

Wow very interesting totaly didnt know that

[@angeldiamond7713]

XD

[@ellascaife6198]

lol XD

[@emmalarogue2302]

Omg lol

[@pettingbears]

Bob's dog character clapping in time to the outro music made my day

[@ashesashes6782]

I love how the opening video implies that someone's marriage ceremony was taped over to provide a company instructional.

[@unus-annus]

330+ likes but no replies

[@sydneyslaughter7163]

I know, it’s so great! Reminds me of when I found a VHS tape labeled “Indiana Jones” and just after Marion holds up the medallion it suddenly cut to a boring Victorian drama. It’s hilarious in retrospect.

[@CRUSH40RULES]

@@sydneyslaughter7163 I have a similar story. I had a bunch of episodes of Digimon recorded on a vhs and I discovered that my dad taped over most of it with some other boating show.

[@thequeenofcringe1585]

Very corporate, incredibly on brand.

[@ThatOneWeirdFlex]

@@CRUSH40RULES the original?

[@connor8655]

When they were comparing other games to this gam, I notice they never compared it to Overcooked. It really reminds me of when they played Overcooked 2 together. It had the same goofy running and throwing stuff, and the driving from location to location kinda reminded me of that too. Especially with the bird's eye view of the game space and the teamwork needed. Am I the only one who noticed that?

[@galladegamer3579]

What if it's inspired/made by the same people?

[@connor8655]

gallade gamer that’d be cool too

[@burningsexuality1540]

gallade gamer it is

[@TheSolitaryGrape]

I picked up on that too! Definitely see the resemblance

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@@burningsexuality1540 well that explains it

[@rosskay3403]

Bob: “God I wish lawyers had senses of humor” * went to law school *

[@anakruger2412]

Can we just appreciate Mark's lawyer that he dragged into a video or two at the end of Unus Annus as well lmao

[@AlxHotCocoaMan]

@@anakruger2412 whats [REDACTED]? never heard of it

[@nathanielnitsch1293]

@@AlxHotCocoaMan *takes drag of cigarette* I haven't heard that name in a long time.

[@AlxHotCocoaMan]

@@nathanielnitsch1293 yeah i havent either since like [DATA EXPUNGED]

[@Just-A-Nemo]

@@AlxHotCocoaMan Oh are you talking about [REDACTED]

[@asterix6815]

5:30 Bob: Do you know how physics work? *Bed phases through fence

[@Dom-HSK]

"We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, I wonder who it's from?" *DMCA*

[@CRUSH40RULES]

Funny thing is, I don't remember hearing that when I watched Blue's Clues as a child. All I remember is 'Here's the mail, it never fails. It makes me wanna wag my tail, when it comes I wanna wail, MAAAAAAAIIIILLLLL!!!'

[@1th_to_comment.]

That mailbox genuinely scared me

[@skaisathedutchie7003]

@@gayjayy i think it was both, the here’s the mail it never fails was before they got the letter, and then we just got a letter was as they were opening it.

[@Nyx_Fey_]

I can vaguely remember "Mail", but "We Got A Letter" is by far the most familiar to me. Neither matters because they just get E-mails now 😔

[@IncubusGabe]

@@CRUSH40RULES im pretty sure they switched it up between episodes because I had them on vhs where it was in like episode order, and the first one would have maiiilll and the other one had we just got a letter

[@enriquecastillo7211]

As someone who works for a moving company, I can confirm this is exactly how it is

[@coledibiase1777]

Memento Mori.

[@razzthelemon.4400]

Memento mori

[@rainbowaxolotl288]

Meminisse debet mori, quia est aeterna et necessaria. Et devorabit omnia nobis: quia non est necesse. You must remember death, for it is eternal and inescapable. It will consume us all, for it is inevitable.

[@Just-A-Nemo]

The professionals have confirmed

[@wahbanger]

How does the respawn work?

[@cyberjontron]

30:56 Bob: "Spoken like a true cult leader!" Mark: "Yeah I've know. It's in my book" Bob: "It's in your book. 'How to Follow Me and Why You Should'. Next time on Unus Annus Mark: " So me and Ethan wrote a book called 'How to Follow Me and Why You Should

[@racheltoons9823]

I feel a sense of irony at Bob trying to move the fridge by himself at 4:58

[@Sqwidiot]

its the prologue lol

[@TheNithal]

Apropos*

[@Mabra51]

Mark: _picks the chameleon_ also Mark: "I like the gecko."

[@Zoogore6777]

I was just about to comment about that. 🤣

[@giladshmueli5831]

I don't like to be a conspirator, but maybe cuz Mark is a REPTILIAN!

[@here2watch08]

And then gets called a frog and has the audacity to claim racism, lol.

[@amamiya1208]

Nah it's a frog.... Snake-tiger

[@sneperonyxclaw7001]

I think he said he a argonian

[@harlequeenchannel]

When does "How To Follow Me and Why You Should" come out?

[@ellascaife6198]

idk

[@littlenugget5346]

@Jacob Treuer it's fine, we still have unus annu- the ummm One year..... times ticking

[@samhague4213]

I've been saving up to preorder it, but we still haven't been told of a release date

[@pizzatime7433]

I have no idea

[@Tersina]

@@littlenugget5346 *chanting intensifies*

[@nixvulpes1572]

Teacher: Mark, where's your homework? Mark: The dog ate it Teacher: Bob...

[@boomeronet7888]

Um

[@Rex_Slade]

Lol

[@Ben-ic3ki]

lmao

[@galladegamer3579]

Bob: HE'S LYING! Wade: don't try to hide it, you're sweating bullets. Bob: Shut up, bread head. Wade: Take the words right out of his mouth! Teacher: Ok, calm down... Tyler: Why am I here?

[@katelynnkocur6245]

This actually happened to me I was complaining about homework and my friend took it from me and ate it He had the same teacher but the class after me and was asked when he came in and without me saying anything he said oh and I ate Kate’s homework

[@ccccccccccccccc317]

"i think it's more of a yeet than a heave" i love current vocabulary

[@grayskyee]

"Here's the mail, It never fails, It makes you want to scream and wail, Stop using our song in your videos, You human garbage pail."

[@msgtnovak3336]

noice

[@dapper-ant2634]

I need this to be in a blues clues episode

[@doublekil669]

i wanted a “you’re gonna go to jail” but bob failed me so i’m glad you at least finished it

[@jaspertyler4557]

I wasn't going to like because it would've ruined the 666 likes, but someone broke that before I replied.

[@Nerddenji]

Ya mum

[@kammiedee3109]

It’s good to see “I Am Bread” man got his life back together after failing in his daily function of being toast. You love to see it. 🤣

[@lulin2546]

the i am bread man. uh huh.

[@kammiedee3109]

Lulin You got it! 👌🏿

[@jaceselph3686]

You Right

[@droop8911]

You right

[@justfate5912]

You right.

[@XxSilent_NightxX]

I love how Bob has a cone on his head as he is the cone to Mark's fish.

[@Vikingsfan-hn1ds]

Silent Night now there's a deep dive throwback right there. I want them to play Prop Hunt again

[@ktony859]

@Noah Dale They totally should just for the nostalgia

[@KunyeeYT]

@@Vikingsfan-hn1ds we need the come back to fish conee

[@lucidkrunch2524]

It's a cone of shame

[@cheshirekitsune]

The irony of getting recommended this 2 year old video where mark jokes about only fans, knowing he JUST created a legit only fans recently makes the comedy sooo much funnier 😅

[@Syl700]

He predicted the future!

[@loki4807]

@@Syl700 Didn't he also take it down recently?

[@Syl700]

@@loki4807 I wouldn't know. I had no interest in it.

[@Tarasaurus13]

​@@loki4807no, it's still up

[@loki4807]

@@Tarasaurus13 Well might as well see what all the fuss is about. Thanks Tarasaurus. Love your pic BTW.

[@rlharveson]

People before: "This game is crap" Markiplier: "I like this game" People now: "This game is not crap" Obey the king.

[@its-a-mea-mario9477]

Obey the king. Killed me

[@jackdiddles4304]

the king of FNAF?

[@awmehgoddd]

@@its-a-mea-mario9477 Obey Wario, DESTROY MARIO

[@kalysian]

@@jackdiddles4304 King of FNAF, King of the Squirrels, King of Kick, King of Horror, The King is the King. *Obey.*

[@breadondread8380]

Marks king names : king of fnaf, king of 3 scary games!,king of sour candy (cause he like sour stuffs)

[@gwenaronimacaroni1136]

Bob: “spoken like a true cult leader” Mark: no wait- *UNUS ANNUS OPENING STARTS PLAYING*

[@eugenewaterslide1802]

R.I.P

[@TheGary108]

Memento Mori

[@kittysmitty310]

Tick tock

[@edwardsimpson119]

You know, I have been hearing a lot of good things about this Unus Annus channel, I think I'll go check it out.

[@VenomQuill]

@@edwardsimpson119 Me, too! Been planning to binge it. ^^

[@Winter5587]

This gives me Overcooked vibes even though they’re entirely different things (concept-wise anyways)

[@daalmightyllama5482]

They're made by the same people, so that's probably why you get Overcooked vibes.

[@averyk7]

DaAlmightyLlama Gives off the same vibes because of the style of the game, makes sense now that it was the same people who made this.

[@Winter5587]

AH, THAT MAKES TOTAL SENSE NOW- thought they both looked very similar!!

[@EntityLvr]

"I threw up in my mouth a little cause I'm excited." Bob is awesome.

[@ScarecrowsSpookyGameplays]

OMG. I've been moving furniture for a while now, and this is just comical. I mean, you dream of throwing someone's couch, but.... Bob: "We're here to move your stuff. Let us in." I can't tell you how many times I've said this. Everything they say, really, I've said while moving other people's crap. Lol

[@daalmightyllama5482]

Even screaming pivot when you're moving an L shaped couch through a doorway?

[@FranciumBoron]

@@daalmightyllama5482 Possibly.

[@Deeyenen]

@@daalmightyllama5482 my family owns a furniture business and yes we've done all that too lmao

[@boomshockalocka]

@@daalmightyllama5482 I have done this.

[@speedroidterrortop5391]

When I was little, we had movers that I swear packed our house like this cause half of our belongings arrived broken

[@100GTAGUY]

The key is to pack up your house yourself, hire movers to load a box truck you'll be driving to your new home, and then hire movers to unload the truck. It's way cheaper than having them do everything, and there's way less chances for them to break stuff either accidentally or willingly.

[@ronanmcgrath5835]

yeah that would vbe accurate im just mad that totally reliable delivery service costs money :(

[@coins_png]

Were they a chameleon, a dog and a toaster ?

[@LA-mk1ik]

This is not an unusual experience. (This is coming from someone who moved 11 times in 15 1/2 years) I've got stories to tell...

[@shefaliii]

Omg lol haha

[@mackenziewright8639]

Proof mark is not a reptilian: he doesn't know a gecko from a chameleon

[@hogger8281]

Or maybe he’s playing a fool... BUT NOT WELL ENOUGH!

[@lamppost481]

I mean. some humans can't tell the difference between an ape and a monkey. so I don't think its quite proof enough.

[@demonheart13]

Or he is a arrogant snakemam who pride themselves over the other armed races including those reptilians who naturally form similar appendages.

[@edwater.3]

I’m a reptilian i just don’t have any reptiles cuz I have a cat and it would eat the reptile

[@VenomQuill]

@@edwater.3 Why doesn't it eat you, then?

[@riemhostal7536]

Anybody else notice Wade in the top right silently struggling with that arcade machine for all too long? 24:49 He eventually gave up XD

[@AmfeSilke]

The “broken VHS” bob was talking about with the audio only playing on the right track in the beginning actually works on our end too if watching with with headphones.

[@mihneazarojanu5761]

Even without headphones it sounds broken

[@thestrangemusician168]

I have broken headphones so everything sounds broken lol

[@mihneazarojanu5761]

@@thestrangemusician168 Well, you can be happy since that one part sounds broken for everyone, not just you

[@plink4017]

Also love how the training video is literally taped over someone's wedding video... :')

[@PuppyLove2468]

yup

[@kexard]

I love how as soon as they found out Wade could lose his toast, they started beating it out of him XD

[@avasulty7408]

Played the demo of this, My vocal cords broke at one point at a time of stress between my teammates. But overall it’s great ! 👍🏼

[@FlameTheFaithful]

Sassy Daniel Craig 😂 that should be a review 😂😂

[@logangaskill4]

I saw 2 big issues ppl had when looking at reviews and they were both kinda dumb. The 1st issue is that bc the ppl who made overcooked made this game, ppl were taking this game too seriously. This game is about messing around with janky physics while seeing how fast and silly-ly you can move stuff. One person complained that the game was too janky and that it was "infuriating trying to get an item through the door". I think its dumb to compare this game to overcooked as it is not overcooked. 2nd issue, which I kinda agree, is that the game is about moving stuff with friends and is a coop experience, yet there is no online coop. So unless you have a buddy sitting next to you, and good luck with that during quarantine, then you can't play the game. Overcooked had online coop, so this one should as well

[@mysticnugget8072]

Nerevs r3vs

[@conradreisch7561]

@@logangaskill4 That's why it seems familiar, overcooked has definitely brought about some minute rage

[@RetechDragonflame]

@@logangaskill4 Steam has remote play now though so you can play it online via streaming, which is what they are doing (hence random drops to pixel quality)

[@sararivera8122]

There's something about rewatching this video after listening to the Distractible episode "Bob's Fridge" and seeing Bob in this video carry that fridge with the same amount of grace the delivery men did for him XD

[@washington-ou3sd]

That's what I was thinking, too.

[@spaghetto1810]

No one: My movers: “Oh there’s a fragile thing, YEET”

[@DJROCKSTAZ]

You: **slow mo anguish** NOOOOOOOO-

[@jamessieger3195]

they should have added in the "YEET" sound xD

[@bluelfsuma]

Reminds me of an Amazing World of Gumball episode. They're trying to break a hideous vase, and one of their schemes is to have it delivered by mail in a package that says "FRAGILE" on it.

[@sammcburney148]

"God I wish lawyers had senses of humor." Wait, didn't Bob go to law school? lol

[@Edward.v.R]

He didn't become one though, I think :/

[@here2watch08]

You gotta pass the bar.

[@thechilzer7803]

Marit Van Rossum He clearly has too much humor

[@DJB3lfry]

@@here2watch08 Two students walk into a bar. One becomes a Lawyer.

[@AzulGlare]

DJB3lfry this is the dumbest joke I've ever heard. Yet I'm still giggling to myself over it. 😅

[@AnotherDWFan]

At 13:03 Wade’s toaster makes it into the hoop, colour me impressed!

[@maxwell.mp4]

Didn’t even notice that! Good eye

[@dfquartzidn6151]

AnotherDWFan That’s amazing. You caught that! It even triggered a ‘poofing’ animation!

[@t4w4c4]

I was waiting for someone to acknowledge that lol

[@Kyrialaison17]

Perhaps we are in a simulation and Bob’s refrigerator delivery people were simply the real world people playing chaotically such as this o_O

[@bumblebear5846]

38:24 I love how Wade’s burnt toast just lands perfectly on the red car😂

[@cassidyfordham166]

Bob: “Oh this is fragile” Bob: “YEET”

[@moonwillowdrawsstuff3668]

"Bad turtle, no grundling" is the funniest shit I've heard this week

[@GH05TL1GHT5]

Lixian's editing makes everything so much better! • *There's a chicken in here somewhere* • When Bob slaps Mark and Lixian zooms in, throws in the slap sound effect, and adds Bob's "Bitch" • Editing the truck's plate to say "Milfy" • Bob's character clapping in time with the outro Just to name a few things that got me

[@LunaRayArclight]

10:40 another channel I follow closely: tries for a while to get a car to land in the truck Markiplier and crew: flawlessly does it

[@wingardiumlachancla9078]

One word : talent

[@creepypastalover5001]

@@wingardiumlachancla9078 You have the best username in existence, in my humble opinion

[@spaceysystem6642]

Bob: P. I. V. O. T Mark: Breaks every window in sight Wade: "MY TOAST!!!" 😂

[@shikarifox4337]

The way Bob shouted it gave me Friends flashbacks, probably intentional.

[@yasserboumediane1010]

@@shikarifox4337 me too thats all i could hear 😂

[@fabienned.2342]

Could hear Ross in my head screaming it 🤣👌🏻

[@devyl3057]

Bob: Packer? Mark: I was thinking "Pucker" Me: And I was thinking... a curse word...

[@johnnylongboi6530]

Hmm yes phacker

[@nomorechoclate8946]

It meant uh I have a curse pass , it said fucker

[@goingsillymode]

Yeah I read it as Phcker

[@PlanetTelex00]

Fucker or pecker? Which one?

[@orange_faceplant2755]

I thought it was Porker

[@cosmickitty3457]

1:19 Bob: "Slap the toast out of him!" 2:31 Game: "Who you gonna call? Take that mail box!" Wade: "Oh mail!!" 4:27 Mark: *Crashes through the window* "Oh Sh*t!" 9:09 Wade: "When I get stressed I burn my toast!" 15:44 Mark: *Falls in the water* "I drowned!" 36:56 I...Can't...Breathe!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Sqwidiot]

what a collection of quotes

[@justin2308]

“I want a lawsuit all in rhyme.” -Mark -Mark, we have watched, we’re pleased with your work. -But upon looking, we’ve noticed some quirks. -You’ve used some slight music, pictures, copyrighted. -You thought we wouldn’t notice, but we’re not that nearsighted. -Even the very act of a rhyme was owned legally by many, all in their own time. -Yes, that sounds like bull****, and of course it is, but politics and law is all sensitive biz. -Cease and desist, we must demand, for if you do not, then you will have forced our hand. -What will we do to you, you might ask? Don’t, because we will not like your sass. Yours truly, Generic-As-Heck Law Firm

[@AkumaDayo]

I read this like a rap

[@justin2308]

cutieowl347 There. Fixed it.

[@Dpm_2005]

Golden Comment of the Year

[@jordansmajstrla6124]

Absolute gold

[@jenniferc.6165]

@@AkumaDayo So did I LOL

[@cellva1682]

When you realize that the instructional tape was recorded over someone's wedding Edit: And this comment is now officially the most liked comment I have written. Thank you all so much!

[@theretrodragonyope]

Thats what it was! I thought it was like some, 'you just got married, so now you are moving houses. We the peeps/people for the job!'

[@annamay2921]

Oh someone got in trouble for that!

[@CRUSH40RULES]

Dude, you 420 likes.

[@kyreirving8534]

I just made it 666 likes 🤭

[@cp606]

I was the 1000th like I feel accomplished omg

[@thetky_clan666]

Everyone: (Laughs at License Plate Names) Mark: I scream to protect my young! Me: Is that why you're yelling at Wade all the time?

[@jjg857]

Watching again in 2022 and I can't help but wonder if the guys who delivered Bob's fridge were trained by this game. 🤣

[@KatherineD0506]

I was thinking that as i watched.

[@KotoneShiomi98]

Yes. Seems like it 🤣

[@Rose-like-the-Phoenix]

God, I wish there was a fridge emoticon!

[@Gosperella26]

They go for the couch... "Pivot! Pivot!"

[@KoragGames]

I never thought it would be that way...

[@Gosperella26]

@@KoragGames Neither did I

[@emmalarogue2302]

?.o.

[@LaoliFin]

PIVOOOT

[@Alilili]

Ew a member

[@j_xplr]

No one: Poor toast man Wade: *"THE CHICKENS GOING TO EAT MY BREAD. I'M GOING TO DIE."*

[@ayt3877]

24:53 Wade just trying to pull the tv from the wall for ten seconds straight in silence, idk why but it kills me

[@hotbaconburger1090]

I can not stop laughing at how Markiplier entered the house through the window like an escaped convict

[@julianhall4135]

I love your videos Mark, they always make everyone laugh, we really need these videos, especially right now.

[@ellascaife6198]

WE NEED DAH FUNNY VIDEOS! RAWR

[@Zcccide]

Wholesome Bois ftw

[@jeremiahrokhum7129]

Check out his twitch. He literally does livestreams there. I never knew until today.

[@matt336venom]

Well said

[@blairs626]

@@ellascaife6198 ~ LoL.. 😀

[@Camille-yu8nz]

19:11 perfect time for Mark to reference The Incredibles and say “Bob throw me!” Missed opportunity😭😔

[@NoOne-tx5qj]

Wade yells, “We’re chicken f****rs” right before he questions “Why are the chickens bouncing?”

[@isabellacobb6081]

“Just want to make sure it’s not downloading a virus...again”

[@Cross1nsan1ty]

*proceeds to re-enact your profile pic after quoting your comment*

[@garretdongoski8250]

Never thought I'd hear Mark say "You Blew both of your toast loads"

[@livbrown6260]

"booo" Wade"was that a cheer?" Mark" well i-" Bob" Yes that how people cheer. " *Mark dies of laughter*

[@Cheetoflake]

13:01 Wade's toast goes in the hoop and I cheered with the game when neither of the guys noticed

[@canthispotatoget10ksubs97]

Doofenshmirtz wouldn’t make a lazy robot He would make a procrastinator.

[@creeperthecat9120]

-inator

[@user-rd1tn8qm7t]

oh gosh i hate that i love this

[@kagemushashien8394]

Move-out-inator

[@kagemushashien8394]

My sister's and brother only got one DVD of that show, it's sad, it's so good of a show that big brother wants to watch the whole series

[@setheloe7090]

Da Boiz: "The resolution is *sooo* low!" Me: "You mean... games _aren't supposed_ to look like that?!"

[@hyperwatch721]

Shitty internet gang

[@Khanical]

@HyperWatch I would know, I live in newfoundland

[@hyperwatch721]

@@Khanical Where's oldlostsea?

[@kotarodesu_23]

@@Khanical But have you been in Povertea?

[@kotarodesu_23]

@Slightly Annoyed One *You Right*

[@chinmustache6420]

Title: “everyone is an idiot except for me.” Mark: acts like a big brain goofball

[@oimate6357]

The title = Redditors

[@Fipsh]

*Big Brain* goofball

[@edwater.3]

*Its big brain time*

[@lulin2546]

dad you've been avoiding me for 5 years... please come home.. WAIT YOU'RE NOT MY DAD *AN IMPOSTER*

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Just Some Guy with a chin Mustache oh my god there’s another one. I know your father of all creation. The one without a mustache. I knew your relative with a half mustache. And now you....

[@emohufflepuff]

I love when Lixian does the subtitles, he censors some of the swears, but he don't censor them saying it

[@Stygmahtuh]

19:08 missed the perfect joke, "Throw me, Bob throw me!" -incredibles

[@AJayvern]

Oof

[@thelaughingrouge]

"Like a mother protects it young, by shouting at it." Me: Thinks back to childhood... Shudders, "Yup checks out!"

[@tracytron7162]

Yeah, that’s sadly true....

[@OfficialYondoth]

Oof.

[@chaninzard674]

Mark: Hey Bob, watch me do the “Grouchy Wade.” Wade: Stop naming moves after me. Mark: “Everyone is an idiot except for me. F*** BARBARA!”

[@Rose-like-the-Phoenix]

😂

[@_-reputation.noitatuper-_]

this is f****** Barbara's fault!

[@VincentDeLuca2003]

5:00 Rewatching this in 2023, and seeing Bob dragging the fridge around the side of the house and over to the truck was just a subtle hint at things to come.

[@denissaveliev365]

it's funny. im moving out of my house in 8 hours. and i get this in my recommended

[@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet]

Did it inspire and create an efficient atmosphere for all?

[@grundlefoot]

Trust me, the real movers are no different

[@Nyx_Fey_]

*Google knows*

[@steventang6567]

UNO: You right! Monopoly: Fair's fair. Moving Out: CLEAR A PATH CLEAR A PATH

[@griezellrios3555]

Incompatible joke template there bud

[@mihneazarojanu5761]

@@griezellrios3555 What do you mean, it's perfect

[@stephanie-om1mw]

mark: losing his mind over the chickens/human relationship in this universe me: oh buddy,, oh pal,,, , pls play animal crossing for us

[@sammygecko_]

Reminds me of the muppets. Specifically Gonzo

[@wormthejay2851]

@Kayotime dude I checked my animal crossing new leaf a couple days ago after not doing so for awhile and one of my favorite characters had moved and it made me so sad

[@wormthejay2851]

@Kayotime it was one of the bird folks named Ken 🥲 I’m happy no one you really liked moved away from your town though 😅

[@zoebrunner6550]

sugar and pepper, and a-pepper and sugar, and a-sugar and pepper, and a-pepper and sugar, and a- CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN

[@theokitchell8829]

I love how right after discussing not breaking windows they get to the second house mark immediately beats down the fence and then breaks a window

[@meandonlyme5613]

20:30 “i missed and i fell out the window, what i time to be alive” -bob 2020

[@xx__wolfieandflooftastic__4941]

Bob: "I know how to swing cause I'm a do---!" Logic: *NOPE-* Bob: "---ah... Nevermind." 38:24-38:29 I like how Bob's tail was wagging.

[@brainrottzzz]

The Gaming Cookie Monster 😂😂

[@lazerboi6607]

I just watched the part where you said to go watch and I saw what you mean pretty funny

[@ckbb7536]

I peeped that too lmao it was so cute

[@humansarentreal5153]

"i'll be the gecko!" Me: *narrows eyes suspiciously at the 'gecko' i didnt know i had* Deciever!! You told me you were a chameleon.

[@boomeronet7888]

Sneak 100

[@galladegamer3579]

'Gecko': ... You: why did you lie to me? Mark: *unzips 'gecko' costume* If only you knew...

[@efulmer8675]

6:20 "I broke a chair!" Me: *I JUST CAME FROM THE MOVE OR DIE VIDEO...*

[@kellyloax28]

i just watched that video😂😂

[@trustinphelps6033]

You should really play this game, “Deliver Us The Moon” it’ll give you “Prey” vibes and it’s apocalyptic game. And you’ll love the graphics and story annddd it’s a game that involves space!

[@neighborlytoad-3938]

he doesnt take recommendations lol but that sounds cool :)

[@milliblom2237]

Also it's one of the few games so far to have full RTX support :) I have the game myself and I love it, even though my PC can barely handle 12 FPS...

[@chessmeister596]

Is the ending actually conclusive now? Last I saw it ended on a cliffhanger.

[@JerichoDeath]

@@chessmeister596 The original version of the game ended in a cliffhanger of sorts. The full version doesn't really, but does leave things open for a sequel in some ways.

[@XxDiZfUnKtIoNxX]

I love watching these three figure shit out together. Especially if Wade figures it out first, then Bob and Mark doubt the information until they figure it out also, and then Wade loses his shit. xD literally the best.

[@dominiknosek3030]

Bob: "Oh, there's a fragile thing here. YEET!" 😂

[@animatorblueberrysans7896]

14:25 and then there's me, reading it as Phucker

[@Memories_broken_]

Same 🗿

[@CloakedJ24]

MV4LYF Me: “move for life?” Mark: “does that say MILFY?”

[@lolymop333]

That's what dyslexia be like.

[@nugget9190]

Milfy = mothers id like to fricking YEET ( into the solar system)

[@LenPwnsLyn]

I just love how bobs dog character dance fits so well with the ending song lol

[@leme9909]

the most adorable syncing tbh

[@y0uax0l0tlquesti0nz]

Wade: Is a toaster person with toast Mark and Bob: *Punches the bread out of him* Wade: Stawp my bread ahhh!!!

[@nathenmarks8212]

They will obtain the grain

[@toomucheverythingatonce4859]

croissant Vine guy's cousin

[@jessepeterson8437]

4:50 watching this in 2022 i kept thinking about bob's fridge

[@badchickforya]

47:36 No-one mentioning how the dogs claps at the end matches the music perfectly?

[@sammygecko_]

Having a perfect loop is usually what happens with the funny outro song This time it just looked like Lixian played the music and the dog started dancing along