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[@cybergarrett]

I've worked at NASA, I've worked driving delivery for a food app, I've worked at a major finance company. Work is work, providing for yourself isn't beneath anyone

[@robertwarner1160]

I delivered pizzas and washed dishes, the franchise owner said I wash the dishes more thoroughly then he ever did... I dont order pizza btw

[@CE-vd2px]

In what order chronologically?

[@cybergarrett]

@@CE-vd2px that order actually! NASA intern freshman year of college(stipend) (obtained by power of persistence/running down all leads to get in front of the decision makers), marketing internship (commission) AND driving delivery(peanuts) Sophomore year. I'm working on a PhD now and worked remote for MSCI last summer for $26/hour

[@cybergarrett]

@donald johnson it is if you don't want to live lavishly/with greater impact that comes from having money

[@tbcstuff3634]

That isn't the problem, the problem is employers are beneath hiring people.

[@turk88]

Cmon Cappy, he is the guy modern women deserve. You should encourage him to keep going.

[@gregorybolivar1876]

So he's not economically attractive? Good for him, keeps those vampires away. Remember guys: high value man equals high value TARGET.

[@FrankSchoenburg]

Being a target is better than being ignored.

[@angelus_solus]

@@FrankSchoenburg Normally I would agree. But I have to say this: being an economically attractive high value man puts you in the crosshairs of women who are mainly out for your money, thus the term "economically attractive". Making enough to cover your needs, plus a bit left for a few discretionary expenses, ensures that if a woman has interest in you, it's more about your other attributes than it is your income.

[@richardview1281]

Your bank account isn't public information. You don't have to advertise how much money you have.

[@angelus_solus]

@@richardview1281 If you're wearing high end clothing and shoes and are driving a sports or luxury car, you don't have to try and advertise it. People can tell you have a well paying job just by looking. Hell, even your watch and other accessories can give it away! Do you think the average 60K a year wage earner will be wearing a Rolex or an Omega? The only way no one would know how loaded you are is if you dressed like you make 60k or less, drove an economy vehicle and didn't have anything more than a $100 G-shock watch.

[@Rjcuatrocinco]

@@angelus_solus Alot of filthy rich people I know go out of their way to dress like they make 40k a year. They only wear expensive stuff when they get around their own "people".

[@downwardlymobile4957]

I'll give as much consideration to the point of view of women to the same degree that women give consideration to the point of view of men. I do love equality.

[@jamesmccullough9999]

How the FUCK are you unemployed with a degree in accounting and knowing how to code??!??!?! I couldn't be unemployed if I TRIED!

[@tbcstuff3634]

Let me guess, you are white and don't know your own privilege. I have a degree in Aerospace Engineering and I haven't even been able to get a job interview in 20 years. White kids with no education get jobs over me daily.

[@calvinvastelli6792]

This dude has to have some SERIOUS personality issues 😂

[@TravisFebruary]

Maybe the cows in HR were the problem.

[@tbcstuff3634]

@@calvinvastelli6792 Nah. Society has serious problems.

[@tbcstuff3634]

@@ColonelHoganStalag13 Wrong.

[@DaclaudLee]

Hey, I live with my mom (she is 76 years old). Girls still date me. I make good money (above the median income) and I also own three houses that I rent out. Sure, I could stay in one of them, but personally I'd just rather make more money with the rentals. I'm probably able to obtain 1 house a year at the rate I'm going, so I don't care if people make fun of me living with my mom.

[@ZekeMan62]

Keep it up dude. Just make your money.

[@dkoykoala1488]

Its not living with the mom, its the compound effect of also being broke and wanting to date while broke.

[@impudentdomain]

Taking care of your elderly parent isn't really what people mean by "Still living with your parents" .

[@DaclaudLee]

@@impudentdomain I agree, but a lot of people tend to get it twisted, so I figured I would clarify.

[@fortunatreiser2724]

Sounds amazing.

[@steph4287]

Go get a low-level accounting job - it’s extremely easy right now. Search for accounting clerk jobs in your area. At least you have the degree, tell them you’re enthusiastic about putting it to good use and hope to grow to a higher level staff position within the year.

[@dennisartstudio1389]

Good advice. I am looking at getting into accounting myself. Any tips?

[@CE-vd2px]

@@dennisartstudio1389 he juss told ya'

[@dexterbarnes5249]

@@dennisartstudio1389 ré read

[@dennisartstudio1389]

@@dexterbarnes5249 Any OTHER tips?

[@azraelfirstofhisname8695]

@@dennisartstudio1389 Lol I’m in accounting major, recommendation is to pay attention to detail get an accounting dictionary and understand the terminology as soon as you can. Accounting math uses HighSchool arithmetic at best.

[@foyjamez]

To be fair Cappy the women in the ballroom dance scene are typically pampered princesses looking for Prince charming whether they deserve him or not. They are like Cinderella's stepsisters.

[@robertwarner1160]

I delivered pizzas and washed dishes, the franchise owner said I wash the dishes more thoroughly then he ever did... I dont order pizza btw

[@kausalkraken5951]

I feel better about my life now. Doing so much better and a few yrs younger then this guy.

[@Hoffmanpack]

How so, this guy has a degree some programming ed. Some motivation to try new things like the training program, I think he said Brittan, makes sense, over population on limited avaliable jobs zero housing prospects, depressing female relations, 100% lacking motivation for the chase of women. This guy lives in his parents house so at least he goes full minimal on his expenses. He could be about to break into a good career by seeking help from cappy he might actually get motivation to kick his own a.

[@Hoffmanpack]

The most freaking tail I ever got was when I got a job at Taco Bell for 9 bucks an hour. How ? I don't know. I worked the drive through and asked for numbers and worked the front point of sale , got numbers given to me by gals. I asked one gal out, she was engaged. She Gave me 2 of her 18 yr old friends numbers. I hit one up that night! She was tight! You have to know though, I was 22 and had ran 10 miles a day in my late teens. So it's exercise combined with youth and then advertising yourself anywhere in society women happen to go , and always ask out the 6s who already have boyfriends! It worked for me! Remember , tacobell!

[@ronaldsuarez6389]

Maybe bc women are turned on sexually by you and not your money 🤷🏽‍♂️just a thought

[@danebeck7900]

T-Rash!

[@caseyjc5]

@@ronaldsuarez6389 Agreed! Guys need to know that *most* women go for a guy’s looks more than for a guy’s money, especially in this day and age.

[@caseyjc5]

@@seabreeze4559 Yeah I agree, I mean way in the past women were more dependent on a guy’s money. More men, and everyone else of course, were in shape in the past as long as they had enough to eat so there were more of them looking attractive, too. (Yes, I know I’m being Captain Obvious here.)

[@diogenes64]

@@seabreeze4559 OMFG! Do you mean they are treating as visual and/or sexual objects./s

[@michaellinehan9012]

Send him my way cappy. A friend of mine in Cork started one and he seems to be making it work really well. Can make an intro.

[@invictusdomini8624]

LOL another Sonic Boom from Cappy! 👌😹

[@Brass_Heathen]

That would make cappy a sonic boomer.

[@TheDrudgenator]

Only person to care about your insides should be a physician 👨‍⚕️ for the love of god.

[@davidgasten4361]

I heard "Vic Volare & His Volare Lounge Orchestra" and had to look him up. His version of the "I Dream Of Jeannie" theme is stellar, wow! Thanks for the recommendation! I've had it happen where I've been to swing dance shows and have been turned down by a bunch of the girls as well; it's no fun. I've also been to shows and been perceived at the hottest guy there, so it all depends.

[@Coyote-wm5op]

Simply not having your own place is a big problem for dating as an adult. But this is likely to be a growing problem if you look at the state of inflation. A friend is in his 30’s and lives with his widow mom. The difference is he’s an electrician and has a second job. He’s getting debt free and making plans. In the meantime he can’t date though. His looks are about a 5 and he’s 5’7”. It’s rough out there.

[@__-bz7wh]

This is the guy who is scaring the hos away from you, shun people like this lmao

[@josefuentes3649]

The dude: “I want to be that cool guy girls go to when they want someone to keep it real with them”. Clarey: “what are you talking about? What? I was dead laughing

[@scottre3220]

Ok. I don't get it. How do you determine a car's percentage of the owner's net worth just by looking at the license plate?

[@bombkangaroo]

Currently you don't, the suggestion was that it becomes a requirement for license plates to display this information, or data that can be used to calculate it.

[@DanielEarl]

You have no right to waste a woman's time if you're not even a man.

[@mattscott2664]

Weed. UBI.

[@Hoffmanpack]

Apparently UBU. Translates directly to Where . So Google translated that as Weed, Where.

[@franekwrobel1449]

Hollow monster (I think that’s what hood calls that) is what you were doing cappy :D don’t just come to every girl to ask her to dance, they all at this moment just roll their eyes. Yeah I know, you were young and stupid ;D

[@bobbrown5460]

Your welcome 😁🤪

[@ForeverChiIIin]

Casper, WY? TWU Toobz!

[@CF.]

Mama’s boys = 🤮

[@frankcastle2876]

Just like most, this guy was givin' too much. All the toys he wanted, all the video games he wanted. Why would he want to go and get it for himself. His mom should go and get his girlfriend for him too, right?

[@bombkangaroo]

How do you know this?

[@iridescentsea3730]

Yup, it's laziness. Men and women are all lazy these days. Kevin Samuels says so, too. Tells men to work 80 hours a week while they're young so that they can have a real life going into their 30s and not be stressing about this basic foundational stuff.

[@davidb3852]

I love when cappy goes on rants to women when he knows good and damn well his audience is 97% penied

[@CeeZee001]

And I'm sure the whynens. Who are here are used up, has beens. The 20 y.o who needs to hear this is out playing the Chad field. "Living her best life"

[@cherry6609]

@@CeeZee001 Bold of you to assume. I’m 24, never been with a “Chad” and have requested Cappy for video and email responses for 2 years now. Go live out in the real world first instead of having your head in Internet world

[@cherry6609]

@@seabreeze4559 It really is. They’re obsessed with the 1% Man.

[@jerrybruckhart9134]

@@cherry6609 The exception in no way negates the rule.

[@dedeborya9015]

during pandemic I did in-home cooking for families / student groups - cooking American comfort food (the Central Asians love it but it is impossible to get here locally) my signature is Chicago Deep Dish Pizza and sides ( home fries, mac& cheese casserole, salads, choco pudding pie) I also sell a home cooking recipe book 9.99 I did 1-2 meals a day all through pandemic - and on Saturdays & Sundays Brunch Buffet - $25 a head, drinks extra. It was a cool, fun and profitable way to meet new people, get paid and eat my favorite foods. I felt like a little Anthony Bourdain - but without his big celebrity or fat salary I probably cleared 20K each year from this - and in the region - that is big cash (my rent is 125.00 a month - 20k a year goes a long way) * for reference the Head of Medical Ministry for the Nation makes about 14K a year in salary.

[@dedeborya9015]

Nobody ever is going to build a program to fund / sustain old single men. Nobody cares about dudes, guys, men - certainly never the government.

[@dexterbarnes5249]

125 a month. Where the hell do you live??

[@HunterofWaifus]

@@dexterbarnes5249 "for reference the Head of Medical Ministry for the Nation makes about 14K a year in salary." Tipped me off instantly that they cant be in a western country

[@patricktraichal9287]

@@HunterofWaifus The OP said "Central Asian." Which western countries do you think are located in central Asia?

[@dedeborya9015]

@@dexterbarnes5249 Central Asia - the 'Stans. It's a right nice place if you speak the language, know the culture, respect the religion and keep to your own devices. The exchange rate is nearly 100 to 1 for local currency. My rent is 12,500 com ..... 125.oo in USD. I am in the outskirts - the Capitals are more expensive.

[@jamesmccullough9999]

Wait wait wait wait wait... Speaking as a CPA, "you don't like the job, tough." I'm sorry... Do people think that CPAs actually WANTED to be CPAs? Who in their right mind WANTS to be an accountant?!??! You LEARN to like these things enough to do them without slitting your wrists, man!

[@isambo400]

I’m satisfied when my numbers balance. Thats the biggest thrill this job has to offer

[@maonyksmohc9574]

@@isambo400 how bad/good is the job in terms of your daily work?

[@Coastpsych_fi99]

I’ve met people that do enjoy it at university and considered studying it further.

[@fortunatreiser2724]

I met one accountant who complained about his small fry clients who were not compliant enough. Then I told him that the state is essentially sucking their life out while it goes easy on big companies, who destroy society, but do compliance. Accountants are evil, I don't like that Clarey lauds them. He promotes evil whenever he does that. Tragic.

[@grumblyone3334]

I could'a pissed myself laughing about the fancy moustache, & acoustic guitar. But seriously... Social Justice, & clichéd nonsense, ("shining beacon?!" wtf), are poison to manhood, & women's attraction. Mind your business, & ignore the ladies.

[@dkoykoala1488]

This is probably the softest Aaron has ever been with these kind of people, that guy must have paid a lot of money. 31 making 16 bucks an hour is rough man.. my lil sister (17) works at chick fille and makes 18... Guys compound, get an okay job then get creditaions and junk. Security guy and then a forklift/trucker licence etc. Hes one car accident away from broke.

[@tonycaluda1868]

This guy is better off than me :P ,... except his obvious disney/ blue pill perspective on women. And I wouldn't say we're the men women complain about since we're invisible.

[@shamelessdab2.088]

I FEEL ATTACKED 😆

[@Hoffmanpack]

Cappys best work is the grueling and painful process of ripping one down to their bare bones and then telling them to grow some meat.

[@shamelessdab2.088]

@@Hoffmanpack facts

[@bobbybobberton6373]

seriously. im 31 in 2 months. trying to live on my own for the first time and suffering the crushing realities of wasting my 20s just trying to "party and fuck bitches." I was successful but at what cost...

[@Hoffmanpack]

@@bobbybobberton6373 good luck mane, we young ins need to band together, buy large Chunks of land and divide them amongst eachother and develop a society with men as the foundation.

[@isambo400]

Wonen have spent the past 20 years catfishing men on pointless dates, horrible conversation, no-showing, iceberging, lying about their looks and weight, etc The next 20 years will see a complete 180 degree shift, where these same desperate women will be scammed and victimized by chadfishermen who take their money and use up the last remaining scraps of their beauty.

[@vex6559]

... progressive credentialism that requires painters to be certified and licensed by the painters board, with a continuing education requirement...yeah, noooooo

[@doctorgames101b]

You do not work, you do not eat, let alone not being able to go on dates. Best of luck to the 20 something and younger potential workers.

[@TravisFebruary]

*sees title before watching* What's the complaint? Alpha Chad won't commit? Beta Billy is too committed? Sigma Sam is ignoring the signals?

[@Coyote-wm5op]

lol same here. Not what I thought it would be.

[@JG-wf2rk]

In accounting, ya it’s not fun but make a comfortable six fig salary with no CPA. Just man up and do the work. Other friends I know are lazy and wonder why they only making minimum wage at 35. One friend of mine could have easily make six fig driving trucks at the post office but didn’t want to take the early shift 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄.

[@Coastpsych_fi99]

I’ve met so many guys like this omg. I don’t have time to carry a lazy person through life at least try. 😂

[@mattlenz8554]

Get into the trades you’ll never be out of work lol

[@dread9030]

Don't work. Be a NEET. If you are successful, you are just a target.

[@invictusdomini8624]

Cappy needs to try out the NEETpill. 😹👍

[@girlcrazyrockstar]

Waking up without an alarm is such a luxury

[@Coastpsych_fi99]

Then what?

[@dread9030]

@@Coastpsych_fi99 Then you can get over your validation addiction.

[@supersonicguru1]

At 31, you should be a CPA, 75-80k a year. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Yes back in HIS time that was possible lol. In today's time you're just the "CEO of your own company"

[@dkoykoala1488]

At 31 he should be making 45 to 50 k. Which is the average. So a good job or a decent job plus investments.

[@supersonicguru1]

@@dkoykoala1488 I highly agree. But it's slowly getting harder and harder to "have an average job and be secure", unless you started off "strong and smart" then its an uphill battle. *But let us all stay strong*

[@SpaceMonkey23101]

"Shining beacon"...??? Fuck... This guy might be unsalvageable.

[@sevenstepsurvival]

Rich cooper? Don’t ya mean coach soap pill? 😁

[@jamondo17]

damn I'm basically this dude...

[@Hoffmanpack]

Why? 31 and no job? You sure u don't want to work for door dash 16per hour? Or what ever warehouse worker/delivery driver means or how about lawn technicians? This ringing any bells for "work" avaliable?

[@jamondo17]

@@Hoffmanpack no. I have a job. I realized I'm just as pathetic as this guy. Too much to list

[@SimicChameleon]

That guy sounds a complacent loser and doesn't want to become ambitious in life.

[@SimicChameleon]

@@ColonelHoganStalag13 History repeats itself and Aaron knows the same mentality of that person's attitude but a different person. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oX6UYY2ip7WWqsU

[@foyjamez]

Hellcat

[@tannerstephens5667]

I like Roosh’s article about how men should live with their parents until marriage.

[@rajahferrier7475]

10-7 cappy Throw in the towel

[@kennethwatson1467]

Me too.

[@azraelfirstofhisname8695]

4:56 Lol there is hope yet for me

[@MartinDHash]

Dude, you got low-end totally figured out but you should ask me about high-end: marriage is still the best option for us.

[@ordinaryhuman5645]

lol

[@joimumu]

Martin is a silly name for a woman

[@iridescentsea3730]

A functioning duo save so much money (which creates generational wealth) compared to two individuals having to pay for everything twice. Two rents/mortgages, two phone bills, two internet bills, etc etc. Something else I don't see mentioned much is that the average lifespan of a single guy is like 20 years less than a married guy. People might talk a lot about how great being single is but I doubt many will genuinely want to die in their 50's.

[@NpcAvoider]

Should I get married to a single mom?

[@joimumu]

No if life with her is good now fine but it won’t get better married part of the reason is as a marriage couple you stop being the best version of yourselves and part of the reason is a mental problem’s that’s is called cabin fever

[@doctordetroit4339]

Yes and start a KZbin channel under "tragic comedy" section....you will get tons of subs!

[@stevec3526]

This is a joke, right?

[@incupamestadtemptatur3383]

Yep get a few of them in a low class harem and go for a netflix special. Raising Other Mens Seed

[@kkkaaa8]

I mean I have a Porsche and an old Cadillac I could try using both to go out and see haha