You Should Adopt A Middle Aged Guy. Dave Konig - Full Special

You should adopt a middle aged guy, or at least thats the advice Dave Konig would give in his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this full special Dave talks about everything from having 4 children in New York City to stupid people working in customer service. Whether you're someone who is considering adopting, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this full length comedy special from Dave Konig is sure to keep you entertained from start to finish.
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[@CarlGorn]

Since I write for a living and my wife _hates_ writing, I banged out vows for both of us in a half-hour, a feat which caused her to look up from reading them and say, "You suck. It's not fair how this comes so easy for you!" 😂 Which reminds me: Part of finding someone who will put up with you is finding someone who sucks at all the stuff you're good at. Because for the rest of your life together, she'll love that she doesn't have to look like as yutz every time that chore comes up, she just farms it out to you. And if you're really blessed, it works both ways, she's good at the stuff you suck at. 👍♥👍

[@brandongovreau9218]

I wouldn't be surprised if this guy's The reincarnation of Moe from Three stooges or possibly his grandson

[@davekonig]

I think I give off more of a Shemp vibe, but okay...

[@MrsABC7997]

This guy is awesome! Loved the marriage jokes!😂😂😂

[@davekonig]

No, YOU'RE awesome! Okay, we're both awesome. thank you.

[@tomarnold7284]

When I was little we only had one channel - Dad's channel

[@markjones2349]

Yep same here and that's why I've NEVER sat in the same room with my dad for pretty much my whole life and I'm 43. All I've ever wanted was to be close to my dad but that will never happen.

[@erinadell1692]

My dad would take the remote out of my hand when he walked in. He changed it to his channel and never spoke one word. I sat on the sofa day after day, year after year, hoping he would speak to me. I’m 50 and still yearn for a relationship with him that will never be.

[@SuenosDeLaNoche]

​@@markjones2349Fathers are fallible humans. I hope you heal. Blessed Be Mark.

[@SuenosDeLaNoche]

​@@erinadell1692I hope you will heal❤. It takes time but it's worth it. Blessed Be Erin.

[@juliayoung1639]

My mother was the same way. Ignored the whole family our entire lives for her precious t.v.

[@karenrhoads1598]

that ending was unexpected 😂😂

[@davekonig]

Thanks!

[@edithdlp8045]

6:07 "I have a teenage daughter", everyone reacts in solidarity.

[@SuenosDeLaNoche]

Uuhhhh😳🙄. Empathy 😊 Any parent understands. Be well Edith.

[@beverlykrause7015]

Dave i enjoyed your show. Thanks for the laughs.

[@davekonig]

Thank you Beverly!

[@RazyrDiarmait]

To be fair, current "social media" is antisocial media.

[@tomarnold7284]

So true

[@davekonig]

A valid point!

[@telestaitao327]

...socialist media 🙄

[@jovoorheescollinsmphbsnbch6245]

One of my new favorites 😍 I totally feel all of this 👌❤️

[@VesnaVK]

Comedy stylings from the Catskills circa 1956, plus time travel references to Wikipedia and the Apple Store. Like a warm blanket, but funny. Thanks for the laughs, Dave!

[@davekonig]

Thank you Vesna!

[@dianecollins2343]

I love and watch comedians every day! Watching, on Netflix, Jerry Seinfeld’s ‘Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee’ for the third time.. once a year for 3 years now! I enjoyed your show very much! Heard some new and unique stuff from you, Dave!

[@juliayoung1639]

That show was extremely boring to me.

[@davekonig]

Thanks Diane, very much appreciated!

[@Mianlos]

Loved this show. Very funny guy. 😂

[@davekonig]

THANK YOU!

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

My father and grandfather walked to school barefoot in the snow ❄️ uphill both ways

[@pennyb2245]

Funny. I fixed my iPhone the same way! 😂

[@isymfs]

The title alone has me cracking up🤣

[@hiphopraisedme949]

Lol 😂 That's a fact. That title is funny. Peep my skits. Those joints are hilarious.

[@jaxabe3925]

I’m available to be adopted.

[@GYakobian]

This guy looks like a young Theodore Bikel 😂 - great material too

[@davekonig]

I don't think even a young Theodore Bikel was ever told he looked like a young Theodore Bikel - but thanks!

[@GYakobian]

@@davekonig 😂😂 - there’s a compliment in there somewhere I promise

[@hughesgong9408]

I thought I was the only one with multiple glasses after I got a pair from the eye doctor.😂

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

1st of all my parents had 3 of us and they didn't feel outnumbered, 2nd of all if I would have told one of my parents to clean my room, they would have been cleaning up a crime scene before CSI got there

[@ramonazteca]

re: @ 5:10. when i was kid we had one channel. it came on at 4pm, went off-air at 10pm. and it wasn't even worth watching.

[@user-ki5zw1nh9y]

I met Dave at a cruise! He is funny!

[@alizafuchs4867]

SO FUNNY and so CLEAN. EXCELLENT comedian

[@davekonig]

THANK YOU Aliza!

[@thebeastoffeasterpark]

NICE! I was born and raised in Hoboken! 😂

[@davekonig]

Quit bragging. Thanks!

[@anagarcia1767]

This is hilarious!

[@charleskadletc2431]

This guy is funny❤hope he comes to Northen Ill.

[@mztweety1374]

Video killed the radio star. And internet killed television.

[@michellejohnsen912]

And AI is going to kill alot of humans, sorry that's kinda dark 😬

[@mztweety1374]

@@michellejohnsen912 as a fan of sci-fi movies, I get it.

[@divergentone7491]

Only 24 years, lol. You gotta a long way to go.

[@zachkatgaming6121]

I CAN RELATE TO HIS SCHOOL SITUATION SO MUCH T-T

[@hiphopraisedme949]

This guy is a legend. He's like a nice Joe Pesci. Give my skits a gander. They're gonna have you rolling.😂

[@MarinoTarot]

He is right: my parents are married 60 years in 2023 and I expect that they will die together.

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

... parents were. ⚘️

[@kendranicholson1473]

ahhh drybar is just putting up replays....

[@debbeasher-k4764]

Funny

[@davekonig]

Thanks deb!

[@sammuelkain]

I saw some ppl here that they didn't laugh or like at all, I can't comprehend it but I think they were either paid by his comedy nemesis or they had a long marriage & this guy just told them how they'll gonna die 🤭😂😇... He is hilarious & has some great jokes! ✌️😎🔪

[@1bestfriend2u18]

This is his big finale? That's his big finale. Murder, suicide joke!? 🤔🙄

[@alext8828]

Why does this guy remind me of Jerry Lewis? Whattaya mean; Who's he?

[@shananigans0117]

😂😂😂

[@CarlDalach-px4cj]

Good stuff!

[@lucillewalton4987]

😂

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

If you need a new transmission every oil change, quit buying Kias and hyundais and a Chevy Cruse

[@sheilaludwig6558]

Hilarious 😂❤

[@davekonig]

thank you Sheila!

[@MG-iy1oh]

Delivery a bit too fast, especially during the "transitions".

[@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134]

Funny 😊

[@roxielabelle2513]

Yahoo! First! Kingsville Ontario Canada

[@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134]

🍁 ❤😊

[@randylucas2458]

Funny guy

[@isaackitone]

Can I adopt Justin Bieber?

[@RyanArcane]

1?

[@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl]

No you're not first, but it doesn't matter because no one really cares.

[@terfalicious]

Wonderful comedy - the real stuff. Boring audience.

[@VesnaVK]

Why? They seemed to be having a great time!

[@drip369]

It's not the red meat that's the problem, it's the processed foods which includes processed meats. If anything, I'll read me to plus their organs, eggs and mushrooms are probably the best things you could eat overall (in moderation of course). Your hormones matter. Eating vegan isn't healthy.

[@NonyaBeezznis]

2ns Salem Oregon

[@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl]

You need to go back to school and learn to count. You're actually fourth, not that it matters because no one really cares.

[@elliebellie7816]

It's probably totally inappropriate to bring this up, but his pants are too tight.

[@jackie1540]

Why did your eyes wander?

[@RicoCosta317]

Only in one place that I wasn't looking at until you mentioned it 😂

[@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl]

Then why did you?

[@porterde]

Cualquier vida Es macho hembra Varón mujer(hombre) En todo el universo. -------------------------------- Hasta los virus. Cof cof. Todo es tal.

[@Shantelle6253]

The shiny and really ill fitted suit blending into the background is completely distracting from the actual routine.

[@markjones2349]

I haven't laughed once watching this one. Yet I'm hearing laughs during extremely bad jokes and it feels like a laugh track. Laugh tracks say that "you're stupid, so I'll tell you when it's funny". Only thing worse than a laugh track is when the comedian laughs at their own jokes.

[@Dorvita]

Im with ya buddy, not even smiled tbh , sending love n hugs your way xox

[@RicoCosta317]

I've been watching only a few minutes and I think all his jokes are great and I am laughing a lot. Are you sure we're watching the same act?

[@bobbieschendel3144]

I laughed quite a few times,could relate to alot of what He was saying!

[@eklectiktoni]

If you're younger than late 30's I imagine a lot of his jokes go over your head. He was pretty funny to me though.

[@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl]

Man you're one heck of a whiner.

[@BS-ql9zm]

I don't think I laughed at all

[@chylimzbydzi]

not so funny...

[@cliffhall7675]

not funny

[@flowerpot9869]

Save a cow, eat a vegetarian. What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

If you need a new transmission every oil change, quit buying Kias and hyundais and a Chevy Cruse