you should be watching brian david gilbert

[@bingbongnolongerinuse2230]

20/1/2021 edit - a third part to this series is up!

[@soniccrocodile4578]

Well it's BDG so you should have

[@Defender452]

Sub 343

[@Edelman55]

100,000*

[@TheThacylla]

You're vid was great! Great work! 🤣👏🏼💕

[@blakegutherie5409]

1 like away from 666

[@lavenderscare4995]

I'll never forget Brian calling out Nintendo for making more than one fursona for Bowser so casually. What a vivid thing to watch...

[@kuro-kuromi32]

and then he casually protects the fursonas from the horrors of war

[@jimothyhasleftthechat2667]

HE ALREADY FEELS BASHFUL YOU DIDN'T NEED TO PANTS THE MAN

[@MedicFromTF2_REAL]

His delivery was perfect lol

[@livh9919]

Brian David Gilbert pronounces every word so perfectly that the auto captions are almost perfect

[@sofialaya596]

Oh god it's true

[@Lorili_Ch]

Oml I just check you're not wrong 💀

[@rofeitl]

It's the theater kid in him

[@amyharris5765]

The one issue I found was 'Bowser's Four Sonas' but that's fair enough

[@WonderVis97]

Yeah I just keep the auto captions on and I haven’t noticed a single BDG error.

[@Anna-xh6fk]

A fool of you to think I’m not already

[@Peanut_person88]

I was watching the botw recipe one myself

[@Corviidei]

Game theory, broke: Mario is a sociopath BDG, woke: Mario is a war criminal

[@swededontknow]

“WHAT WAS MARIO DOING WITH THAT *PENGUIN* CHILD”

[@bagalbites]

“They almost act like civilians... OMG they’re civilians.”

[@RoryKatherin03]

Mario has two hands

[@ravioliravioli118]

@14Wolf Games I cant even argue with that ¯\_( ツ )_/¯

[@Silverwind87]

@@polocatfan Matthew Patrick: Willy Wonka has committed 60 OSHA violations. Brian David Gilbert, Safety Fan and Bureaucratic Wunderkind (please address him as such): Masahiro Sakurai has committed 1317 OSHA violations.

[@tysonstewart2302]

IN THE NAV-

[@jdjk7]

brian quoting that song makes me want to look it up on youtube, but that would also mean I would be listening to Village People at work

[@beebupp]

the cut is pRICELESS

[@Wyrdangus]

jdjk7 I don’t see the issue here

[@tticusFinch]

*DDR MAX flashbacks intensity*

[@Azimii]

is where i reported the body

[@painland]

"if someone comes up and introduces themself to me as 'duke mirage'... My Pants Are Already Off"

[@georgeparkins777]

The way you have that capitalized (and indeed, the way he said it) makes me want to abbreviate it and use it as internet slang. MPAAO.

[@En-ig9fv]

How *_D A R E_* YOU *JETTISON* MY GIFT

[@simona.4673]

"So, again, they don't even feel like military, they act more like civilians to be honest... . . . . ...oh my God they're civilians."

[@Maxmyrene]

The Horror in his eyes

[@Isaacreeper]

That was such good line reading

[@davidmoore2794]

Buy my bed

[@lize.1616]

I gotta get these beds out of my house by Tuesday. Because on Tuesday I'm having a potluck. And I can't have people asking questions about why there's two beds. Can you imagine the questions?

[@ElsaRalske]

@thelamenamegame I'm talking no - felonies

[@blartthefart]

smokin cigars on beds

[@LettuceHasFun]

I offered him $2 for his bed. He didn't accept it.

[@girlfailuredotexe]

NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENED IN THIS BED

[@ordanarymods4990]

Skyrim Book Reᵖᵒʳᵗ

[@thegay]

skyrim book repAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@noahalien4665]

OKAY KZbin, I'M WATCHING THE VIDEO, EVEN THOUGH I'VE SEEN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF BRIANS VIDEOS AND DONT NEED CONVINCED

[@gotcha4688]

Woah Someone with a Zim profile pic in 2019. Are you a god?

[@evanwilson9493]

Hey Noah if someone asks if you're a God you say YES.

[@tacky_taco_]

Nice profile picture

[@hibiscusflowers4436]

HE SPEAKS LIKE EVERY FIRST LETTER OF EVERY WORD IS CAPITALISED

[@myrrhfortheroad]

hibiscusflowers This is such an accurate description!

[@lizzie-4011]

i like to call this the John Mulaney tone

[@natz3284]

I meant kind of a john mulaney JDBSNS

[@kiba_the_lucky]

"That Hyena can *get it* " I know that Hyena personally, and yes, he is right, he can *_get it_*

[@DidntExpect]

@@eliortez5700 Did you not?

[@AAZAZELHAZEL]

*Pat Laughing In Background* is my fav Unraveled character.

[@brooklynnenoe8371]

I don’t wanna know what that mouth do

[@nathanjudy7705]

Boi I do tho

[@hellojuno]

Popular opinion: Brian David Gilbert it the best KZbinr

[@SmallAngryNerd]

im sorry but you didnt include "i am going to throw myself into the sea" the most relatable scene ever

[@En-ig9fv]

I just noticed that brilliant continuity: "Who does choose to be born, right? Who chooses that?" _Immediately followed by_ "It's me, I'm the one that's gonna do that." *Conclusion: BDG chose to be born*

[@corpsekid5951]

Alternative title: A Twink in a three piece suit screams over video games

[@lex_joan6695]

The Fangirls Guide isn’t that just all of unraveled?

[@justsomerobloxvids1791]

What about twUnk?

[@mcmonkey26]

He’s more of a twunk

[@anachronisticatlas]

He can be like a man beast, two forms, twink and twunk

[@derrilazkia1002]

BDG with mustache is twunk

[@K9lover67]

id only heard the vaguest whispers about bdg but im 3 minutes in now and you've absolutely convinced me to start watching his stuff thank you 🙏🏼

[@LS-jj4sy]

It ALWAYS surprises me when Brian kicks his own head off. Every time I see it. In any context

[@devilbatgrim]

I was gonna say this dude radiates Griffin McElroy energies and then I saw who he worked for.

[@Aesthetomancer]

Griffin energies with a young beardless Travis bod

[@pointsixteen]

i love watching him slowly go insane

[@isabellagatti6148]

I’m so glad he has his own fandom my friend and I rejoice every time he uploads glad we aren’t the only ones

[@aaliyahrae01]

*J A Z Z S O L O O F D E P R E S S I O N*

[@junothedragonslayer2997]

I WHEEZED

[@justinnelson5960]

Mines jazz solo of the Eclipse

[@romeov.w9972]

holy frick we share a birthday!

[@lordbaphie]

Recitative a reject of your dream job? Wtf

[@holyalpaca750]

Mine is jazz solo of ruin lol

[@NorangeBunny]

Why, _and I will only say this once,_ do piranha plant have bone in it?

[@stolen_stardust]

> ‘that’s a joke. joseph gordon levitt doesn’t exist in any timeline’ > zooms in on red tinted glasses > the adventure zone episode where indrid is introduced came out two weeks before bdg posted this video > bdg is indrid cold confirmed

[@warpstarsoup]

Good comment op

[@katherinedobbs52]

Dun dun d u u n

[@saylormoon8608]

This is fucking valid

[@indridmothman6178]

god i automatically made the indrid connection with the red glasses but these other facts?!!??! incredible. bdg=indrid

[@RunMan327]

I wish the exclamation "ugh, mother of pearl I forgot about goblins!" had more everyday applications.

[@howtosummonalemon2767]

He radiates such bisexual energy it's so great

[@kennie39]

it's violently explosive bisexual energy

[@wumadlo]

the reason i am in love with him

[@meeperdudeify]

Um?

[@Lynhenoikhe]

That’s classic bisexual hair as well

[@stonecat676]

His fingers are beautiful, nail polish too

[@florafangs7664]

"you should be watching brian david gilbert" me whos seen every episode more than once: god you're so right

[@krokos2724]

i'm using this to persuade my friend into watching bdg, and i will get her to

[@Karin-fj3eu]

Same but sent this to my baby (bonus: to try and explain bisexual energy to him since he is bi lol)

[@bari_toni1826]

Laurel same

[@oliviahaglund8978]

The ascot? 1880s. Oscar Wilde vibes. The suits and voice? 1940s. John Mulaney vibes. The personality and pure, unbridled chaotic energy? Timeless and frankly its own fucking vibe.

[@samdilophosaur9787]

John mulaney sucks

[@vanessaasman8047]

I was thinking his energy resembles a youthful griffin McElroy

[@beardedemperor]

Someone once described BDG as "the second coming of John Mulaney, which is wild because we're still in the first coming of John Mulaney"

[@thetreacherousleech8990]

Castlevania: Twilight of difficult talks with your father. sounds about right.

[@shewillsmash]

Castlevania: Minuet of a Real Shitty Day

[@thesetwofloofs5397]

fellow March birthday, I got Twilight of Depression

[@whizzersterriblehorribleno773]

[high kicks in brian david gilbert]

[@AidanXavier1]

Surprise!

[@jennieh.5605]

He's got that Mcelroy type of humor that I love so so much

[@sethrieker387]

He is such a theatre major

[@genuineinterest]

In the wake of Brian leaving Polygon and ending Unraveled, I just wanted to come back to this comp to thank you for being the one to introduce me to him.

[@justanordinarycritic]

Glad I’m not the only one

[@uraniumglass]

THEY CALLED ME A FOOL! *I AM N O T A FOOL*

[@popogeejo]

Stair Faced Ogre is such a throw away joke that destroys me and I'm delighted you included it. Rep that Wu.

[@musicsaves71590]

Why do piranha plant have bone in it? BDG is a gift (really so is all of Polygon)

[@vvitchmist4856]

"Why do Pirana Plant have bone in it?" Is my abosulte favorite line from any of his video.

[@juneusedtoedit]

i respect u so deeply

[@bingbongnolongerinuse2230]

June Kwon i respect you too! it’s the bdg solidarity

[@michaelacheong]

where are his sketches tho my favourite is lake district walking don’t ask me why

[@audrey9947]

Saturday shorts is too good for human eyes

[@vampirelibrarian777]

How do you beat Shingle Jingle tho? (I also like the one where he sings about the UK Government haha,cause Im British and like politics like a nerd)

[@michaelacheong]

@@audrey9947 haters try to hate me but i say, n o w a y

[@swiftlymurmurs]

@@michaelacheong _Cause my Saturday shorts are on on SATURDAY!_

[@Jukajobs]

tumblr recently flagged my reblog of saturday shorts, can yall believe?? to sensual..... though the appeal did work, and he is censored no more

[@vitoriarodrigues4050]

not to flex but im in love

[@wumadlo]

same

[@brooklyninbrooklyn]

1:48 Just wanna let you know that BDG sings it better here than the actual song. That is TRUE talent

[@Irish_Enderman]

No one: Brian David Gilbert : *places pic of garbage man on wall* ITS ME

[@dbl4005]

I'm willing to feel like a disgusting human being for being subscribed to polygon purely for the sake of seeing BDG content as soon and as often as possible.

[@musicsaves71590]

Polygon is wonderful, why would you feel like a disgusting human being for being subscribed? I mean I can think of a couple of journalists that aren't great but they don't have anything to do with the Polygon KZbin channel

[@declaringpond2276]

@@musicsaves71590 Because hes been sucked into the gamergate community and anyone to the left is a satanic sjw soy beta pedo or w/e ad hominem is being used

[@B0K0691]

BDG has his own channel you can watch

[@not_myosotis813]

??????

[@revolvingworld2676]

@@B0K0691 Oh thank god, Polygon is trash

[@papertiger4525]

Thank you for including the valor-stealing bastard Morton J Koopa bit, that’s my favorite part of the Military Hierarchy video

[@novavirus7497]

"God has cursed me for my hubris and my work is never finished" is really a line i should be using

[@tticusFinch]

Me as a fanfic author who started with the idea of a 10k word story which devolved into a (so far) two book series, the second of which is 100k words.

[@whammo5779]

Pat is like a laugh track, but only for REEALLY good jokes, and he contributes to the show.

[@piperrasmussen]

“I have a type” LOL

[@nathanjudy7705]

Rewatching all of these reminded me of the "Castlevania game name". Reminding me I am Waltz of Anxiety which is too accurate...

[@musicsaves71590]

I'm Melody of Apprehension and yea, accurate af lol

[@lyelax]

I’m Twilight of Sadness and well yep just yep

[@doc_goodfeel]

I'm Minuet of Sadness.

[@FionnFisher]

Paso Doble of that feeling when your toes go all tingly

[@arifalconer1654]

I'm Minuet of Anxiety

[@asic3468]

Brian David "Watermelon Man" Gilbert is an absolute god.

[@Noah-je7ut]

2:52 Pat is such a mood. Also, I love the unravelled series so much. Brian David Gilbert is so funny and wonderful.

[@E_N_B]

The video that started it all for my introduction to Brian, as well as Polygon. I'm saddened by the end of a great era, but I'm excited to see where the ol' BDG train travels next. Godspeed, you Pokémon edibility connoisseur. ✨✨

[@Lastclerk3]

Further applying the “dry/wet” name convention means current BDG is wet Brian, which is amazing

[@smoliv.]

o h m y g o d

[@calliecalamity8787]

His delivery of “snayke maayn” makes me laugh every time

[@nowheresound8111]

it's one of my absolute favorites! (along with "where's my guy toad man"?)

[@SDIEGO-tv3ri]

man beast comes in two forms Twink and twunk

[@sowhatgetalife2]

The day I stop enjoying "why do piranha plant have bone in it?" is the day I die.

[@verybadmobilevideos8660]

I *accidentally* opened this video, but I love his videos, and I needed this. Thanks for making this vid! Skyrim Book Report was the first I watched. He's so wholesome

[@girlfailuredotexe]

*reads title* already am bud. When i found his channel a year or two ago my life was complete

[@RunMan327]

So many high kicks in that suit, BDG must have an amazing tailor.

[@vivianwalters7777]

if I had half the energy this man has I would actually be getting somewhere with my homework

[@sydneyc8192]

This video cured my depression for exactly 2 minutes. The relief was overwhelming

[@nightly3232]

"god has cursed me for my hubris and my work is never finished,

[@Adannan939]

Legend of Zelda monopoly is the answer to all life

[@ezekielmartin4323]

I'm 100% convinced that his little failed magic move at 8:59 was Pat's influence shining through and I think that's lovely

[@TimeturnerJ]

8:14 "We also have a bunch of characters that are Sonic robots" What does it say about me as a person that I know that these are not, in fact, robots based on Sonic characters, but rather the Sonic characters themselves turned into mind-controlled robots?

[@keithkoge]

the way he says “hyena w/ gun” is extremely griffin mcelroy

[@zoegreen5421]

I’m going to send this to EVERYONE thanks for this wonderful BDG content

[@imthetrashman8620]

“why do piranha plant have bone in it” is such a chaotic quote I love it

[@weevilwizarddotmusic9711]

the _strollin' stu_ part kills me every time

[@user-br8jc8tf1p]

The future son of Griffin McElroy

[@henrypelmas4881]

"Like a cartoonish shermans March to the sea" will forever be the greatest line of all God damn time😂😂

[@Corviidei]

Personally I like “god has cursed me for my hubris and my work is never finished”

[@agapeeternal]

I don’t even know how I got here and know about .0000000009999999999% of what he’s talking about but I LOVE THIS

[@OneEvanescent]

Every single BDG compilation has only like 15 videos to pick from, and quite often have many of the exact same clips, but I still absolutely love watching each and every single one when I need a de-stress.

[@hassangroof]

God has no longer cursed Brian from his hubris, his work is done.

[@pricekay7630]

*In brooklyn(?) accent* "LOOK AT THIS GALOOMBA"

[@Realisticallyliteral]

I'm not crying, you're crying.

[@bodhitree23-89]

I'm Castlevania Overture of a rejection letter from your dream job. That aptly describes my life XD

[@emilyd4469]

Coming back to these compilations after watching the final unraveled

[@Alexander-gb5zg]

And through this video did I realize, BDG went to my university as a creative writing major. The more you know!

[@radiofyre13]

The fact that my castlevenia title name is jazz solo anxiety and it's undescribably acurate???

[@Bmcd123]

In times like these always remember WMGTM: where’s my guy toad man

[@adamkampen]

Seeing the little thing I never saw originally in this video like the "stop laughing" above Seaman and "I have a type" when Dracula and Richter are described as hot

[@gabejones8112]

"I really think we should include Hyena With GuuUun"

[@Thaliathetree]

Honestly, Pat in the background hysterically laughing at Brian is my favorite.

[@luciab4331]

My castlevania name is Congregation of a rejection letter from your dream job

[@kingarthur1092]

Melody of that feeling when your toes go all tingly and numb

[@lumas825]

1:26 I need to check Unraveled out now. This is too good to ignore. "Why do Piranha Plant have bone in it?" is something I never thought about before, and now will likely haunt my subconscious for hours.

[@nathanasher1945]

RIP Unraveled. We will miss it, but Brian's mental stability will not.

[@TJ-Henry-Yoshi]

*R I V E T I N G*

[@explolsivecake2045]

‘Why do piranha plant have bone in it’ One of my favourite lines

[@UsernameCantGetMuchLongerCanIt]

Not sure if Brian is my spirit animal, or my fetish.

[@fleshmancer]

Why not both, you spirit furry?

[@themindset4164]

@@fleshmancer damn beat me too it bravo man

[@StoryDood]

some kid told me i was his spirit animal during middle school

[@tezla6332]

Yes

[@AstroIsAlive]

why not both?

[@kindacupcakes2330]

“Why do piranha have *bone in it* ?”

[@emily-404]

“he already feels bashful! YOU DIDNT NEED TO PANTS THE MAN!” underrated line

[@samgittins5990]

Is a living bowser wet bowser only if you get him in the right mood

[@columbus8myhw]

You could've ended this video less then six seconds in, at "But Brian, I hear you ask, why"