Pokémon Edibility | Unraveled

[@jordanfry5138]

POV: You finally pissed off the fun teacher and everyone realizes why they shouldn't have.

[@bry7954]

Oh my god. That's so so accurate.

[@russellhess2405]

A little TOO accurate

[@olliefischer]

my autistic ass spent the entire video wondering if brian was Actually Mad that we pressured him to do this or if it was part of the act lol

[@ziyair2998]

@@olliefischer i'm not autistic and i still wondered if it was even an act. the man is good at acting

[@kateb2643]

I may never emotionally recover from this

[@disaidra]

"Final unravelled" this is the worst Christmas present

[@Nixahma]

NOOOOOOOOO

[@magmirian]

yeah

[@jamemhm]

Good thing it's not christmas

[@cg1906]

@@jamemhm got him

[@solisemporium]

“God has cursed me for my hubris and my work is never finished.” Your work is finished Brian, rest now

[@victorsales4215]

- God, probably

[@uzbekgold8188]

Who is Muslim here

[@uzbekgold8188]

Allah is the greatest

[@alexrichards3987]

It isn't over. There is no utmost mountain peak of human understanding to stop and rest at. Because there will always be another Fictional world where all of these questions (and more) will be asked. This show might be over, but his work will never be finished. There is always another, taller mountain to scale when you find the climb enjoyable.

[@shun-li8204]

@@uzbekgold8188 he should've talked all Pokemon by whether or not they're halal

[@zamuy12479]

Mr Gilbert went out on a high note, and his original content flourished after. i do wish we had another season of Unraveled, but what's best for the artist is ultimately best for the audience.

[@natertot736]

Yo polygon liked this, is this forshadowing?

[@duskclaw0archive723]

-3 weeks ago -Hearted by Polygon interesting...

[@benjaminwu100]

@@natertot736 Probalbly hearted for wanting one more season to get more views.

[@MaximumBloop]

why don't we just do an unraveled series

[@tolaut]

@@benjaminwu100 Those who run the channel were and some still are good friends with brian. I am sure it wouldn't be all about the views

[@dianeknut6587]

I feel like one of the five students that was trying so hard to actually learn in class all year and now has to sit there getting yelled at once the teacher finally snapped

[@cheesegavioli]

Yes, exactly!

[@omnical6135]

honestly, when I clicked the video I thought he was gonna be recreating pokemon recipes I'm very disappointed

[@zeik101]

SAME

[@oinkersboinkers7188]

My exact feelings

[@quartzintherough]

mood

[@harrytucker2158]

Guys calm down. The only reason Brian's stopping is because he became his own boss. And you can, too!

[@maddiepaddy2608]

Oh my god under-rated comment I'm laughing through the tears

[@maddiepaddy2608]

Just realized you have a walugi pfp and name im back to cryjng

[@heisenburgerlover]

He even bought a Subaru and has his own house in Nebraska! In only one week! He got it all by working from home, working his own hours and being his own boss!

[@killerk8t]

You can make up to 20,000$ a month by being your own boss, and working from home

[@Charlie-jd3iu]

I want to like this so bad, but it's at 69 likes and that's the perfect amount for this

[@jtew1337]

The truth is, I never cared about what Brian was talking about, I just liked hearing him talk about it.

[@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks]

I kinda zoned out and nodded like “smart man is saying smart things”

[@Mavanda]

Honestly same but he's become part of my personality.

[@chickenlittle0743]

"I like your funny words magic man"

[@MrRighto]

That’s why we need the unreleased castlevania episode

[@NebbyNeb]

I just love the way his funny insane rambling somehow makes sense

[@RamadaArtist]

"Poison is the last edible type. Wow, what a revelation." I don't know man, I'm looking at that list and it strikes me as rather noteworthy that, a) bugs are less edible than dirt, and b) grass is less edible than DARKNESS. I work overnights, if I knew I could be eating shadows this whole time I would have saved a bunch of money on car insurance.

[@大銀河帝国の皇帝]

The Dark type is called 悪 Aku in Japanese, which translates to "Evil". They are not really darkness or shadows, although both words are often assocciated with being evil.

[@thomasfowke2]

@@大銀河帝国の皇帝 This is interesting, but consuming evil is just as confusing a concept as consuming darkness. It is really metal though.

[@sejsuper4660]

actually, dark type is more like ‘rude’ type but it got translated to dark type, so it would he more akin to eating your school bullies! how fun :D

[@thomasfowke2]

@@sejsuper4660 I could definitely get behind that.

[@artstsym]

Fun fact, because we wash our vegetables we are now somewhat deficient on vitamin b12 (although it's a larger problem if you don't eat meat, which contains some), so while bugs are certainly more edible than dirt, you can't strictly count it out. Also grass might be worse for you than literally nothing, depending on circumstances.

[@ziegander]

BDG: "Final Unraveled" Me: *crying too loudly to hear what the most edible pokemon is*

[@dig8634]

You have been spared this cursed knowledge I am now uncapable of unlearning. Go now, knowing your life has been spared. Your life, is still worth living.

[@talal2000tbh]

Same lol

[@LuperisNone]

@@dig8634, huh, I just forgot. Imma watch the video again.

[@ziegander]

@@dig8634 is it? *contemplates a life with no new Unraveled* IS IT?!

[@j.t.beamon4767]

So flippin true

[@guppy8073]

my bones fucking chilled at the words “final unraveled”

[@craftymind406]

same here, i actually teared up

[@trash-lol]

my heart shattered

[@rfpatt4948]

If this is the last one, there will no longer be a reason to watch Polygon since Monster Factory is gone

[@hickorymccay2994]

*his* final unraveled

[@bruhnova8917]

Well ig it's time to unsub from polygon

[@cardansan]

Extracted from Polygon Wiki: _"Brian" "David" "Gilbert" was a Polygon Dot Com Video Producer. He hosted a show on Polygon's KZbin channel named "Unraveled." As of December 28th, 2020, Brian is no longer working for Polygon. He is Polygone, but never Polyforgotten._ I'm not crying, you are

[@MajorSkalle]

Huge loss for Polygon, for sure. I am not very worried about BDG, he can do well if he decides to go solo.

[@empoleonmaster6709]

NOOO IT CAN’T BE TRUE! IT CAN’T!

[@MegaSparkster]

Does he have his own channel?? These are the only videos I watch on Polygon tbh

[@awrittensentence]

@@MegaSparkster he does and they are excellent

[@s.e.7895]

On the same day he also started a Patreon, so seems like he wants to move to being a more independent creator? You can support him at www.patreon.com/briandavidgilbert

[@addymant]

11:22 "You can't uncrack that egg" 16:05 "There was a shell of mystery surrounding it, and I wanted to break in and find the golden yolk" _He gave us all the clues_

[@Silverwind87]

I GAVE YOU ALL THE CLUES MISTER POLICE

[@disgruntledwelsh3817]

I am very confused as to what you mean with this

[@admasveagaanesrdlargdela9347]

ITS THE EGG POKEMON

[@matteoar]

@@disgruntledwelsh3817 Both statements are regarding an egg, and what is the most edible Pokémon?

[@colincarpenter3549]

@@matteoar he might be confused about the "mister police" line, which would be a reference to the posters for the crime drama "the snowman"

[@Aedi]

God has forgiven him for his hubris and his work is finally done

[@SageSavage]

One must imagine Sisyphus walking away into the sunset

[@samueldavenport7233]

His work is not finished, only this chapter.

[@BorderlineBraindead]

@@SageSavage "The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy"

[@nixel1324]

@@SageSavage But how many calories (or Calories) are in that sunset?

[@nunyabiznes33]

@@BorderlineBraindead 😭

[@stevemckane3722]

I’m 15 minutes in and I feel like I’ve just been given the ‘I’m not angry, I’m disappointed’ lecture by a teacher

[@nilspochat8665]

I'm not hungry, i'm disappointed in slowpoke tails.

[@stopandlisten6070]

You were.

[@azel7056]

Right on point🤣

[@henrybruh8460]

Except he is angry VERY angry

[@johnschauer6832]

The whole ending speech about how unraveled isn’t just “a lot of research into things that have very little meaning” was just so Brian could justify his job to his mom.

[@isaaclawson8471]

That is absolutely true

[@AaronValacircaVT]

and now its not even his job anymore!

[@avsnathan2879]

@@AaronValacircaVT ?

[@comsox4915]

@@avsnathan2879 did you miss the parts where he said it was the last unravelled?

[@justincruz8050]

@@comsox4915 I certainly did

[@Sparking_Ram]

I think what Brian doesn't get is that 90% of why we're watching isn't for the answer to these insane questions but because Brian is such a charismatic person that he makes anything he talks about interesting and fun.

[@DustyStarrs]

exactly! we don't want him to unravel the question, we want the question to unravel his mind and be left with a video that's better for it

[@filoni8434]

This is 100% true. I’ve never played or bothered to learn anything about Zelda, Skyrim, Castlevania, Mega Man, Mortal Kombat, Fallout, Kingdom Hearts, Dark Souls, any Kojima game, Fire Emblem, Halo or Crash Bandicoot and I’ll be perfectly honest, I probably never will. But this is still one of the most entertaining and unendingly hilarious series’ I’ve ever watched. And it is all because of Brian and his beautifully chaotic personality.

[@kory_misun]

@@filoni8434 This should have over a thousand Likes. I'm sure so many Polygon, Brian and video game fans would relate to your comment. 🌟

[@chrisandreas3142]

@@filoni8434 what games do you care about than ?

[@dangernoodledee111]

He called that one Castlevania clip "boring" and I was still entertained by it. I think part of what makes him so entertaining is not just what he says, but his very manner of speech and cadence and way of phrasing things. He talks in a way that's incredibly charming and makes him fun to listen to. He literally made a video on OSHA regulations and that was entertaining as hell.

[@FlailSnail222]

This takes me back to when he said: “because god has cursed me for my hubris, and my work is never done.” It makes me feel both sad and happy that his work is finally finished.

[@clowdyglasses]

This is his final unraveled video, not his final video

[@_mhizzy]

@@clowdyglasses He actually says on his Twitter that he's leaving Polygon so yes, this is technically his final video. He'll still be creating on his personal channel though.

[@clowdyglasses]

@@_mhizzy wait really? Damn :(

[@Zahaqiel]

_Caaaaaaarrrrrrl! You must finish your work Carl!_

[@_mhizzy]

@@clowdyglasses Sadly :(( Hope he does well in all his future endeavors tho!

[@WysokieSwiatlaFlupy]

Huh, it turns out, that the most edible pokémon was the friends we made along the way...

[@yumiendercat3685]

Friends are rather tasty, would recommend

[@yphoenix5957]

Would humans also be considered Pokémon?

[@Ezekiel_Allium]

@@yphoenix5957 and if yes (and the answer *is* yes btw) do humans lay eggs in the pokemon universe is the next immediate question. Also humans are Normal/Psychic types that can only learn psychic type moves after leveling up. Ever wonder where they come from? What rigorous training or enlightenment they need to harness the abilities of their mind? It's just walking out into a field with a kitchen knife and farming for xp.

[@Grokford]

I was legitimately beginning to think.. that the most edible Pokémon.. was man..

[@malachorfives]

+

[@stacyowl1658]

in all seriousness though, I already regularly watch hour long documentaries, so I would definitely watch an hour long video of BDG talking about mythology

[@EvelynFTTE]

Same tbh.

[@lorekeeper685]

He has his own channel now

[@fletcher1710]

I watch OSP regularly so I absolutely would too

[@tearay1073]

That was a joke! He's not gonna do that! You're gonna have to trust him, it was a really bad video!!! 🎶

[@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868]

@@lorekeeper685 He had his own channel before unraveled

[@Ok-wb2jb]

It was never about knowing the answer, it was about watching Brian talk about it.

[@a.b.3455]

Isnt that what Game theory has always been?

[@TheSilverInfinity]

you've captured my feelings on the matter perfectly. I dont care about the answer, I dont even care about the question. The best part was just watching him talk about stuff and enjoying his ramblings and humor

[@americantoast9367]

You’ve left a Brian David Gilbert shaped hole in my Brian David Gilbert shaped heart.

[@legueu]

We have been blessed with 11 years of BDG now. Let's all remember where it started: I live in a field full of candy canes and waterfalls Where a rainbow can shine even when there is no storm I awake to the sunrise and the bird calls And at night I've got mother nature to keep me warm But, I write songs, and that's nothing to write about, you see I know what the public needs They want pain, they want heartbreak, they want tragedy I've got to find something on which the public feeds I want to Chorus: I want to wake up where the stars don't shine Where smog is mixed in with the early morning dew I know I can get there if I only had a sign I know I could get there if I only had a clue What it's like to live your life in a cage I want to know nothing more than pain and strife 1st time: I want to work at a fast food chain for minimum wage 2nd time: I want to be a child star, then ungracefully age I want to know what it's like to say, "I hate my life" Oh, I want to hate my life. Verse 2: I wish I had no friends at all I wish that everything I loved hated me in return I wish that all my dreams ended in dead ends, however small Oh, to have my life a little less wonderful is all I yearn But God has cursed me by making my life great And every night I pray that he'll make it just a little less swell And I hate him for giving me absolutely nothing to hate By making my life wonderful, he's made my life a living hell And I need to (Chorus)

[@mockneck]

And now it is a Brian David Gilbert shaped donut ;.;

[@crickettbug3959]

You should maybe see a cardiologist

[@chanderson2559]

the heartless has arisen

[@josh-samuelikechi-konkwo7190]

I think you need a doctor...

[@humter]

And yet, he never did “which animal crossing character is most likely to help you hide a body”

[@RoseMultiverse]

Someone make a compilation of all the unraveleds that never came to me I’m curious

[@messiyer13]

It’s Tom Nook. Bob didn’t pay off his loans.

[@danjo2080]

On my island at least, it's totally Tammy.

[@xxselenaxx2142]

Isabelle, nook, or red for sure. Red will do it for money, Isabelle and nook must keep the peace in the village, whole coverup conspiracy of moving out.

[@MK-mf3lm]

Zucker would leave them half submerged in his sandbox and call it a day

[@capnstewy55]

The journey is the destination and unraveled has always been raveling.

[@thethanossnap5086]

We asked a stupid question so much that we broke him.

[@hamshankscps1049]

Would you say he became... Unravelled?

[@rosececrle5633]

You could say that under ANY unraveled

[@ravenpotter3]

Like Hank green

[@knightdog7868]

if this truly is the last unraveled. Brian’s work is finally finished. The curse God had placed on him has finally been lifted. Now that Brian has learned from his hubris he can finally rest.

[@inanis9801]

I doubt he'll be allowed to rest.

[@salsaofdoom4897]

Pretty sure this dude gets possessed by demons on every other video of his personal yt channel I don’t think satan is done with him

[@_LoveLandFrog_]

I don’t think he has learned from his hubris, I think he has only learnt to bends that hubris to his will.

[@michaelreed7881]

All y'all are wrong. He wasn't cursed by satan or possessed by a demon. BDG is in fact a god of chaos or mischief something akin to Loki, or Anansi, or some form of fae. Now was BDG always like this or was he truly once a normal type person as he claims? We may never know. But personally I'm leaning towards always like this.

[@excusemewhat8437]

He can now retire at the age of 88.

[@stealthlock6634]

Me: *has never asked Brian for this topic once* Also me: “I am so sorry, please please forgive me”

[@MavHawk]

SAME THO

[@dasnormalguy2911]

Even if you did not ask openly we have all had the thought and as he said "your questions come to me at night like a angry god" he has heard every question we have even if we never said them outloud

[@Sushiphu]

This is because you wanted it, you just didn't know you wanted it.

[@simplesushichef]

Meeeeeeeee we broke him guys 🥺😅

[@mrvaporiz]

He's so damn Sassy in this

[@vizthex]

i am very sad that i found this series like, 2 years after it ended.... but, it's a damn good series.

[@irisaferg2524]

He's got his own channel called Brian David Gilbert and he posts fairly frequently!!! In case you wanna see more of his stuff :3

[@nguyentandung42]

He also stream pretty much everyday on twitch btw

[@Alexis-vv5bk]

It is. Gosh, Tumblr went absolutely wild everytime he released a new episode

[@candyh4284]

He made a series called "Dances Moving" on his personal channel, very good stuff, and he's currently a fact-checker on the Dropout show "Um, Actually" hosted by Ify Nwadiwe

[@amariboxill9033]

Brian, it was never about the knowledge. We just really like you.

[@ambiguousaesthetic4170]

Literally actually same. I've never even played a video game.

[@sethryan1397]

@@ambiguousaesthetic4170 more specifically we like watching you have mental breakdowns and manic episodes dealing with such dumb topics as "what is Kirby?"

[@rowski4568]

@@ambiguousaesthetic4170 they're pretty fun you should try them some time

[@kevinwillems8720]

Then we can follow him after. Parasocially, please don't stalk Brian

[@kevinwillems8720]

@@sethryan1397 and using said breakdowns to point out that capitalism is bad, top

[@TeaReesa26]

To quote a botanist friend of mine after he witnessed me eating a bracken fern, “there is a big difference between ‘edible’ and ‘palatable.’”

[@stevenfriedman2902]

I really hope I can remember that whenever someone asks me if something is edible because I always tell them "technically everything is edible"

[@lavaknight3682]

@@stevenfriedman2902 to quote the great Richard Watterson, “Everything is edible if you deep fry it long enough!”

[@Dr.RatioSnail]

True I know that Miltank would be edible and palatable. But a pyroar would be edible not good idea to eat for example amd certainly not palatable since it's 1000 degrees hotter then the sun. obviously. In general most carnivores don't particularly taste that good. I know bear meat is a thing but it's hard to prepare and make delicious so again not the best idea to eat it.

[@drageoksllechtim2078]

@@Dr.RatioSnail yeah all of the things that you said you know you don’t actually know. How could you possibly generalize all carnivores when you’ve certainly eaten very few. Turkeys are omnivorous, plenty of people eat them. Octopuses are carnivorous, and absolutely delicious. Your entire comment makes no sense

[@Oniguma]

@@Boobatube 40 seconds? But I want it now!

[@snarekeeper8053]

"My work is never finished." "This is the last unraveled."

[@blarg2429]

The curse has been lifted.

[@snarekeeper8053]

@@blarg2429 but I didn't wanted it to be ToT BDGs pain was my gain

[@bigbadgammagnome]

Just because unravelled is finished (RIP) doesn't mean Brian's work is unfinished I'm patiently awaiting potential future projects from him :)) sad about unravelled but I have a good reason to go back and binge watch them again now EDIT: omg I didn't realize this was his last vid on polygon, I just thought he wanted to wrap up the unravelled series and do something else. Godspeed Gilbert, this really came out of left field for me tho, wow

[@snarekeeper8053]

@@bigbadgammagnome that's true ^^ I would never expect someone as passionate and talented to stop blowing out creative stuff of course! I am very hyped for his upcoming stuff!!!

[@OrigamiPhoenix]

@@snarekeeper8053 The answer is obvious: he has found a better paying job.

[@Slop_Dogg]

Can’t believe it’s almost been a year since the last Unraveled. Brian doesn’t really do these types of videos himself, so I miss them. What a great series.

[@goingyoshi124]

This just in: sarcastic teacher is upset with class and decided to give a lecture on the stupid question just to stop people from asking the stupid question.

[@magicoA]

And then retires

[@DavidAniki]

I love the fact that for Brian's final Unraveled, its just him berating us for 19 minutes straight about information that could've just been Googled. XD

[@tonypepperoni8606]

And I wouldn't have it any other way, my friend.

[@toavs3977]

"Last unraveled" Me: 2020 HAS TAKEN TOO MUCH FROM US!

[@DOOMGARDEN666]

honestly

[@lettuce8635]

Wait, is it really THE LAST unraveled?

[@acmorris]

@@lettuce8635 yes he said on twitter he was leaving polygon

[@jacemoran1190]

@@acmorris man I wonder what he‘ll do next. Wish him luck.

[@adambdragon]

i literally cry-shouted this exact thing and then realised the comments existed and i could voice my lament publicly

[@caiorezei]

Oh man, he keeps his Unraveled lore consistent. Calls a cow "Milky Dog" like his Pet HP video; describes this series as "research of things with very little meaning" like his mom said in another... I love all his content. But Unraveled is something I miss deeply.

[@MrTjcftw]

He's really only leaving because he's finally getting the chance to play Waluigi in his upcoming live action game

[@pentbot]

Oh Dear God in Heaven I hope so!

[@ghijklmn]

For this episode, Brian wasn't unraveling Pokemon, he was unraveling *us*

[@jasper3706]

*he was unraveling

[@stonecat676]

Bo Burnham: "I want to please you, but I want to stay true to myself" - Can't Handle This

[@benni4451]

and he failed

[@seven-cats-3]

It's true

[@Ders0110]

He was unraveling himself

[@mohammadmedlej4022]

Alternative Title: POV: Brian yelling at you for asking a question you never asked

[@somename3424]

sad times ahead

[@Xeniarenee99]

For real, I clicked on this feeling wide eyed and bushy tailed, and left a grizzled old man 😩, just dejected and somehow the opposite gender 😔😔

[@captainkevgames4761]

Totally and now I want the one hour castlevania special

[@theolddragon2830]

yes but some derm ars's did and drove him to this over two years

[@somename3424]

@@theolddragon2830 that was a comedy bit. its not the real reason he left. he adressed the real reason on twitter

[@hnickel4757]

What a shame. He just barely missed the train of “Which Pokémon is the most fuckable”.

[@ejedwards1678]

Dodged the bullet there

[@Meteorite_Shower]

The question would've gone from "Which is the best Pokémon to eat" to "Which is the best Pokémon to eat out". I'd say he abandoned ship at exactly the right moment.

[@zumabbar]

​@@Meteorite_Shower we can't legally ask him to do it. but illegally on the hand...

[@Riolupai]

​@@zumabbarwtf

[@Just.Kidding]

yeah. shame.

[@ThePretzelNuggets]

“Every pokemon is edible if you’re not a coward” -Karen Han probably

[@spooky6703]

There's a man who ate a fucking airplane, piece by piece, and you can eat poisonous things, you just die after. All is food to the brave.

[@SA120416613]

You can eat everything, but some things only once

[@MxAmericanPi]

A N Y P L A N T

[@nepunepu5894]

@Dylan Hunter you can turn a human head from the body more than 1 full circle, if you don't care for the well being of that said human.

[@CobaltSanderson]

@Dylan Hunter I'm no expert, but I feel like a human couldn't do that to their own neck

[@uncannyhiddencrow2385]

“Edibility is a Boolean function” God we’ll miss you brian

[@bytecarter]

He has a youtube channel if you look up his name

[@goblin7105]

He's not dead

[@digicatboy7567]

@@goblin7105 He quit Polygon

[@goblin7105]

@@digicatboy7567 yes, well done :)

[@NStripleseven]

well it is

[@anabean215]

Psst, Polygon. It’s okay, Brian’s gone now. It’s safe. He can’t stop you. Post the hour long Castlevania episode of Unraveled

[@origamiSnow]

There's an hour long Castlevania video-sized hole in our hearts

[@thetableoflegend9814]

This comment needs to be higher

[@thetableoflegend9814]

@@sleepyusag11 he it in others of their series, I assume he still works for them just not doing this series

[@Geronimoooo12]

@@thetableoflegend9814 Nah if you go to the actual polygon website or BDG's twitter it says he's leaving the company too

[@thetableoflegend9814]

@@Geronimoooo12awe, but hey if he is moving on to other stuff good for hin

[@jakejohnson9552]

This is a masterclass in anticipation building. I didn’t care about the most edible Pokémon, but now it is suddenly the thing I most care about.

[@VampChic10210]

“Any plant is edible if you’re not a coward”

[@BurningFyre]

Anything is edible. Some things are only edible once

[@neptune7042]

I believe thats a quote from brian himself

[@aiex314]

@@BurningFyre Everything is only edible once, some things are guaranteed to be the last thing one eats

[@BobbyMcChristmas]

“Edibility is not a word meaning a challenge”

[@syloentertainment1100]

@@neptune7042 no it’s jenna

[@RTGame]

It's been an incredible journey, am excited to see what you do next Brian! And to eat a Wooloo

[@hyper2523]

Priorities

[@RickyRatte]

Do you think shiny Wooloo tastes better?

[@luggy6117]

Wooloo's would taste amazing RT.

[@theviking0120]

Hi Rt!

[@lunacanyonrose8436]

Please don't eat your Shiny Wooloo RT.

[@itsryface]

Turns out, the most edible pokemon was the friends we made along the way.

[@srflipp_]

Haha...wait what

[@carbonmonteroy]

hold up

[@xiangningli4076]

XD

[@omnical6135]

mmm tasty nom nom

[@geekieness420]

Ah yes, cannibalism

[@shannondapper1642]

I can't remember where i first saw this sentiment but i think about it a lot: when fans say that they don't care what you put out and they'd watch whatever as long as it's you and would watch unedited/cut footage, they mean it as a compliment but it can read to the artist like they do not care about the artistry you put into the work, and they are only interested in consuming something about you that you have little to no control over (like personality, voice, looks, etc). When you put the most consumable part of yourself on display and people are still hungry for the scraps you left on the cutting board... how can you ever feel like you did enough?

[@sarahchurchwell9131]

“Final Unraveled” that gave me actual chills and I’m not okay.

[@Kathrynerius]

I still thought it was a joke until I read the comments. :c

[@sarahchurchwell9131]

@@Kathrynerius honestly me too. He kept getting angry (that’s not the right word but idk what is) and I was waiting for the funny haha but then it never came

[@clam6254]

i want to hope there will be another season but i respect whatever decision is made

[@kevinwillems8720]

I get this news when hugging people for comfort is dangerous.

[@kevinwillems8720]

@@clam6254 nope, Brian is leaving polygon

[@TRquiet]

This video is the Unraveled equivalent of the “Go on, get out of here!” scene from AirBud. He’s just yelling at us for 20 minutes so we won’t be sad that it’s over.

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

Don't you dare bring up that traumatic movie

[@megbdaisy]

you mean he White Fanged us?

[@littlemau1360]

Qyyfqd knock qtmzmtqdqyqwbqumndqqumqqfyqnxgqbqfq man a CBS

[@checkmate1860]

Arceus is edible "God is dead and we ate him" - Brock

[@benjaminoctopus1474]

Prof. Oak: HOW??? Brock: Cooked him up in a drying pan

[@bananadanish4028]

jelly donut

[@feathersoffancy8988]

The flashbacks from hearing drying pans, dear god

[@VictoryNibbles]

@@benjaminoctopus1474 A drying pan?

[@benjaminoctopus1474]

@@VictoryNibbles kzbin.info/www/bejne/pZLahpxvqJh4hKc

[@jbblades2835]

Counterpoint: ditto can have any texture taste or edability of any Pokémon.

[@sneakiestsnek3150]

but would ditto melt back into its delicious gooey self once killed?

[@Marsdend1]

@@sneakiestsnek3150 could you just take a bite out of a live, transformed one, then give it a potion? I... think I need a therapist lol

[@cyanimation1605]

its just grape jello

[@acornstorm6046]

The truth is, we aren’t asking “what’s the most edible pokemon” were asking to see Brian create beautiful videos about the video game culture we all care about. It was never about the answers. It was about you, and this community you’ve created

[@gregothy9190]

It was always journey before destination. Stay strong 😌

[@Mark_Goddin]

You have spoken truth to power.

[@sanadshekhani7640]

ثصثث33ث3ثثثثثثثثثث-2@#/%666ع7ه788899 .

[@liamwalton4183]

It was never about catching all the Pokemon, but about loving those we caught

[@georgeboutwell6841]

But did you know that togepi is the most edible pokemon though

[@mechlo]

Brian David Gilbert just gave us proof the full Castlevania cut still exists.

[@RoseMultiverse]

#ReleaseTheTapes BDG

[@mixmastermind]

Release the Gilbert Cut

[@glb0768]

we need the Gilbert Cut

[@ozzmen4494]

Give us the cut Brian David Gilbert

[@invincitank]

"final unravelled" I'm sorry what happened to "God has cursed me for my hubris and my work in never complete"

[@ToxicWaffle183]

His work isn’t complete… he will go on to post more content on his personal channel. Will it be the same as Unraveled? Probably not

[@GinoDevs]

God is not as powerful as contractual obligations

[@cameronh3756]

Oh his personal channel contains just as much hubris, if not more,

[@khajiitimanus7432]

That clip from the original Castlevania thing just makes me want the original more. I could vibe with that whole discussion, peacefully zenning out for 3 hours

[@RukoHanaji]

The ultimate betrayal would be eating the Alakazam with their own spoon.

[@oranjethefox8725]

Do you think you could just scoop them like ice cream?

[@rafaellucadetena9355]

Actually is not a spoon. More like an strange finger which seeded the idea of the pokemon world's humans to create spoons. Is a common trope in the franchise.

[@orangutan9492]

@@oranjethefox8725 cut a slice in their front and scoop out their insides

[@benjaminjenkins2384]

I know that this isnt relevant but i thought for a single second i might have escaped homestuck and then i see an aradia pfp.

[@drewdaily1830]

alakazam soufflé with an alakazam spoon

[@retrobane]

Literally just hit me that BDG is dressed like his Sims 4 self in this

[@knicknacknat]

it’s also the suit from the first zelda timeline video!!

[@retrobane]

@@knicknacknat True, true. The hair is very Sims tho

[@eris2576]

What is your pfp from? Looks real nice

[@zeedause5289]

No striped tie or pocket protector but good enough!

[@nikkoa.3639]

He went back to his roots. This hurts more now

[@saadinhalf]

We did it everyone. We finally asked him such a dumb question he quit. He finally unraveled it. He finally unraveled himself. I ask one final question for us to unravel on our own. Was it worth it?

[@maciekkozicki3379]

We all know the answer.

[@ptato3010]

Yes.

[@kalopsio9964]

Yes, it was.

[@weltmano6091]

Absolutely

[@zee9731]

n O

[@Dr_zevia]

I _wanted_ to know the ratio of inedible to edible meat per Pokémon, *_Brain._*

[@fruitylittleman8025]

this really feels like a teacher lecturing his students on why he's so upset with their questions, only to accidentally segue into a cry session where literally every student is sobbing over how they made their favorite teacher sad

[@j.j1916]

Prof Gilbert we understand now........... :(

[@DalithaMW]

I'm sad and I didn't even ask for this

[@WeaponOfMyDestructio]

that happened once in an art class in high school where one kid brought up the teacher's divorce and said she was the reason for it

[@aceaids4000]

@@WeaponOfMyDestructio that's messed up, why tho

[@darkbunny9994]

Honestly, Brian, I think that everyone wants that Castlevania video because it's you. If you haven't noticed, you're widely considered to be a precious treasure on the internet. We just want more Brian.

[@davidjohnson5635]

I got his leg!

[@dontwannanewname]

Release the video!!

[@scdolence]

What this dude said. You listening BDG?

[@manamongmen3381]

ngl, I actually enjoyed the clip for how well it proved his point.

[@hiei7682]

Also because it's kinda funny, and also surreally pleasent to experience, but I can completely respect why he doesn't want to do so

[@impanduhhh6860]

"and that's Brian David Gilbert, he knows everything about anything. That's why his hair is so big, it's filled with secrets"

[@TeaTreePetri]

Next I want Brian to rank the Pokémon by edibility!

[@LaboratoryRatKing]

bdg saying its been years gave me whiplash, feels like he's been at polygon for like 6 months

[@LiquidDemocracyNH]

That's because 2020 is a freebie

[@auzpayeur8229]

Unraveled has been one hell of a gertsamtkunstwerk.

[@hyper2523]

But we all know what a Gesamtkunstwerk is so moving on

[@oldgreyrum3738]

GESAMTKUNSTWERK! Salut from a german ;)

[@nils4481]

Isnt it gesamt... ?

[@Sariusify]

@@hyper2523 I mean since it's called a Gesamtkunstwerk (source: am German) we still need more unraveled. BDG can't stop doing them until everyone in the world can spell Gesamtkunstwerk

[@theifie]

Can't wait for the sequel series where Brian breaks into my house and screams about Animal Crossing and then has a mental breakdown in my shower

[@baileyboesinger8697]

I support this

[@hugimi3807]

bruh that’s definitely something he would do

[@imaginekudryavka9485]

I... I think I just had double deja vu. I had a deja vu feeling about having deja vu over this exact comment. I'm so lost in this spiral.

[@MariaHernandez-ps6rx]

@@imaginekudryavka9485 He did it to you.

[@InSpaceWithCallisto]

@@urishechtergelles3163 what!

[@littlerileyg]

watching this for the first time in 2020 felt like when your teacher is disappointed with the whole class but you and your well behaved friends are just sitting there and have to take the punishment too it hurts a lil cause you did nothing wrong, but you know damn well your teacher deserves that yell!!

[@CamziVonZombie]

“Why would you want the long boring cut!?” Because we like you!

[@christiane1565]

I was screaming this at the screen as if he could hear me lol. This is such a problematic parasocial relationship XD

[@crabclips6273]

EXACTLY

[@MrTheJenkins]

he could react to reddit posts and I would prolly still watch the good ones

[@FreshGirl3000]

You did it. You summed up every viewer-creater-relationship ever. Thank you!

[@Aonhogan]

That clip he shared was just adorable!

[@QuintaFeira12]

2020's last victim. This show.

[@yeahiguess2345]

My excitement as the video started:📈📈 My excitement after like 5 minutes: 📉📉📉

[@zongzoogly4549]

MF DOOM died.

[@maddieh4882]

i wish bdg’s last unraveled was something he really enjoyed and we got to see him be stupid passionate about something only he cares about for the last time

[@calinguga]

i guess if that were still possible he wouldn't want to end it, or otherwise it would be tragic that he'd have to end it. at least he appears he's had enough and is moving on

[@sithlord7m]

@@iant4930 I could be wrong about this. But this isn't a reality show, petty sure the ranting is part of the writing. BDG is a talented actor/writer/whatever the extent of his production is on these. He's probably happy to do this.

[@calinguga]

@@iant4930 i don't know, if it really was that bad i guess it would have ended like you're describing, or at least it more than likely wouldn't have had Tara as a guest.

[@gameb9oy]

It’s for the best he’s a little miserable. The enjoyability of unraveled is inversely related to how much bdg suffered to some degree during it. If he seemed to have fun making the episode, it’s less fun to watch more than once... see the crash bandicoot commercial for evidence

[@droppedelbow]

@@iant4930 How are you unaware that this is pretend? He's "pretending"to be unhappy for the sake of comedy. Do you take everything at face value?

[@padawansound6423]

"I used to be a Normal type person, like you." Gold.

[@hanondorff]

It’s almost like the Pokédex was written by a bunch of children. “Oh yeah? Well my lion’s breath is like, a bajillion degwees.”

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

It's nonsense. I hate how you could make a joke pokedex, blend it with the real ones, show it to someone with no Pokemon knowledge, and they would probably only guess the joke ones about 50% of the time. Plus if we are supposed to be helping make a pokedex, what exactly are we doing if they already have these existential and arbitrary facts stored in a book?

[@victorhundred8621]

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 I like to imagine that it is your character that wrote the texts in the Pokedex, because that would make sense considering they're all children

[@Autumn_Actually]

@@victorhundred8621 I mean Professor Oak did tell you to fill out the Pokedex for him- it would be weird if it already had all the descriptions like the cartoon. Maybe 10-year-old Red or whoever really was just like "and machoke can also suplex a van he told me about it and he never lies"

[@victorhundred8621]

@@Autumn_Actually If I remember correctly, even the machamp dex says something like "he's so strong that he can move mountains with his arms", or something like that

[@cyrus9424]

It's almost like Pokemon is for children.

[@Chapien]

"Unraveled has never been about proving the answer to surreal questions. It's actually been the opposite" And that is why it was better than Game Theory. Goodnight, sweet prince.

[@theinsaneshowman2045]

Rest In Peace our fellow friend Though I wouldn’t say he’s better than game theory in that sense; I would say that he has a similar message as matpat does, they both want to almost inspire people to learn and have fun researching things I will say though that Unraveled brought me a joy that game theory hasn’t done to quite an extent, be it because of the different acting, or type of problem they tackles and how they tackle it; This has been a journey that I wouldn’t forget

[@silvercandra4275]

@@theinsaneshowman2045 Except that MatPat blows up when you tell him he got something wrong and he gets things wrong *a lot.* I used to really like Game Theory, but he became more and more unreasonable and just started disregarding parts of the lore of the games he was making theories of, just to make them fit whatever he wanted his theory to be... also, on GTLive, they called LISA... fucking LISA... undertale 2... oof...

[@merlin2062]

@@silvercandra4275 I don't accompany twitter so I don't think I ever saw MatPat really "blow up" but you can tell there he is really tight against criticism from some of his videos ( I think the recent one about Fnaf is a good example where he tried to use confirmation bias as a motive for some of his theories including the hollow knight one even though he was very insistant in defending it before changing the pinned comment) I think both Unraveled and Game theory while having similar aspects are actually quite different Unraveled tends more towards comedy with learning being a secondary aspect of the show and Game Theory is a lot more complicated to pinpoint since the objective of the show seems to have changed a couple times but deffinetly isn't geared towards comedy as much as Unraveled

[@Connor-jl9gq]

Amen

[@janemaria8912]

@@Connor-jl9gq wait what happened why is this his final unraveled

[@Wimikk]

Me, avoiding existential crisis: "Oh boy, unravelled is always a good distraction!" Me, ten minutes later:

[@ElizaKnows]

Best way of keeping my own stupid existential crisises from taking over is to watch Brian break down

[@MoonGalleon22]

I think the calorie vs kilo-calorie thing is partly to confuse on how many calories a food will actually give you. A lot of "zero calorie" foods/drinks will have SOME caloric value, but what they mean is that it has less than 1000 cal/less than 1kcal. What makes people feel better - being told that their health drink has 0kcal but like 300 calories, or being told that it has ZERO calories based on this new definition of what a calorie is? Same goes for most foods - 370 calories sounds way better than 370 kilocalories (which translates as 370000 calories). 370kcals is a decent meal btw, it's just that people are going to be confused and misled when it's written as if the value is a thousand times weaker than it is.

[@jluke1212]

To those who are confused, this is actually the final episode of Unravelled. Brian's moving on to other things and I wish him the best of luck. (Edit: Brian has his own KZbin channel under Brian David Gilbert, and apparently he also streams on twitch.)

[@celinavivian1162]

Thank you for coming right out and saying it. I will miss this.

[@ProfessionalismTrash]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@AnaMaria-ww4iy]

OMG IM HEARTBROKEN I JUST FOUND THESE VIDEOS AND BINGED THEM ALL AND WAS LOOKIMG FOWARD TO MORE. He never found the success he deserved with this channel, his presentation is so amazing and unique. Of course I’m happy for him that he’s moving onto what he wants in life and no doubt he deserves that....but as a fan 😭😭😭

[@nerderiffic8682]

Do u know if he's staying with polygon at least?

[@dylanmoore6747]

@@nerderiffic8682 no. He said in a tweet that he has left polygon to make videos on his own channel

[@stacygreen9772]

I feel like a student who didn’t even do anything sitting while the teacher yells at the class

[@amberlewis183]

Alternate title: Brian talks about eating Pokemon while repeatedly insulting all of us

[@helloofthebeach]

We had it coming, though

[@rotciv003]

It's the reason I'm here. Where else on the internet can you get scolded by the great BDG but here? (seriously tell me where because we can't find it here anymore either)

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

@@rotciv003 He has his own channel. You're going to have to harass him just enough to get a scolding, but not so much as to drive him away, though.

[@thatspoonybard8013]

It's a defense mechanism. He's doing it affectionately. That's what my 2nd grade teacher did.

[@cfb36259]

I think he's insulting his boss?

[@adv78]

I love this series so much. I'm not going to say i don't miss it, but it's best seeing Brian doing what he prefer in his channel and Polygon following along with their own things.

[@haphazardlark1502]

I’m sad to see this series go, but more than that I’m overjoyed at the knowledge that Brian has finally broken free of this sisyphean prison of his own making. the curse has been lifted. He is free.

[@haphazardlark1502]

I have never had so much fun being yelled at by a desperate man in a suit pleading with me to stop killing the joy and possibility in uncertainty with a compulsive pursuit of joyless, meaningless truths. I’m glad I started my day with this, but I’m not sure how i feel about the omelette I made watching this anymore. Thanks for everything, Brian. You gave me a chance. You gave us all a chance. You gave us all so many warnings. But you know we’re all masochists here.

[@gio_is_high2378]

Wait it’s actually over! I just discovered this!

[@haphazardlark1502]

@@gio_is_high2378 sadly yup :( his solo channels still going though. Latest video jumped from comedy with vague surreal horror to just full on really good horror so he’s stretching his creative legs

[@argothgames8545]

Only in the comment section of an Unraveled video can you say "sisyphean" unironically and not be roasted

[@howdypardner6278]

God's curse for his hubris has been lifted. His work is finally finished.

[@blauesserpiroyal2887]

As we say in German: "Alles hat ein Ende nur die Wurst hat zwei" everything has an end, just the sausage has two

[@depyjelly]

I laughed uncontrollably at this

[@xTimpi]

DIESER KOMMENTARBEREICH IST JETZT TEIL DER BUNDESREPUBLIK DEUTSCHLAND

[@misscutenar2333]

@@xTimpi Nicht schon wieder eine unkontrollierbare Besetzungswelle aus Deutschland...

[@kif1983]

Hello to Jason Isaacs.

[@cupcakiii]

@@misscutenar2333 Du kannst nicht entkommen!

[@TheLlamaHugger]

I’m glad BDG is moving on but... it’s a terrible day for rain.

[@mjstege6881]

But what do you mean? It’s... not raining

[@alyson2103]

@@mjstege6881 Yes, it is

[@ravioli-sr6ob]

@@alyson2103 Oh. So it is.

[@spaceace2126]

*pulls cap down*

[@grilllord5251]

@@spaceace2126 nooo now I’m double sad

[@meme6455]

I want people to appreciate that every time he turns to another camera, it's actually the same camera and he's cut to a take where he's originally facing the wall. Fun editing

[@zamilkyway]

he left polygon so he could make 20k a month being his own boss

[@aurias42]

and making original stuff that he really cares about. Good for him.

[@Jazz_bonez85]

You. I like you.

[@unclejohnthezef]

Good for him :) On a completely unrelated note why am I getting calls talking to me in my own voice

[@inisii2]

@@unclejohnthezef Because you're making 20k a month by being your own boss!

[@benwilson5031]

And so can you!

[@VerbalLearning]

For his final Unraveled, Brian David Gilbert unravels himself.

[@dualitysDownfall]

Oh he started unraveling himself episodes ago. Man’s been falling APART

[@Luan-st2gb]

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened" This has been an incredible run, and i cannot wait to see what Brian will be doing next

[@mohammadalhomsi9492]

“Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because it happened”- unus 2020

[@TyrenstraDoesAYouTube]

"Death is only the beginning."

[@Vegas242]

16:53 For the record, this is the EXACT reason that I still love every episode of Unraveled and got sick of Game Theory all that time ago.

[@No-mq5lw]

That and the constant FNAF uploads

[@nickluswray9762]

He hasn't done Ranking all zelda temples on how effective they would be to worship in and this is the last one and that saddens me.

[@avataraarow]

This is an amazing idea... someone needs to pick up his torch and carry on with these new projects

[@bigbruh7413]

same. i wanna find that out myself, what do you classify as a place where worship is possible?

[@Multibe150]

@@bigbruh7413 A place where you don't die while you're worshipping Unless your gods like sacrifices

[@peanutallergy5318]

@@avataraarow nobody can replace Brian...

[@thebeakeddoctor]

@@peanutallergy5318 no no, not a replacement. Just the next one.

[@tylervanmeter9678]

I figured he’d lose his mind on his last unraveled, but when the day came, I found myself far less prepared for it than I had thought

[@JelloApocalypse]

Thanks for everything, Brian. Unraveled has been one of, if not my favorite KZbin series these past few years. From laughing as you try horribly mangled Breath of the Wild Recipes to when I saw the Perfect Pokerap live at PAX East and you literally made me cry when you hit the final "TERRY!" in the song. Excited to see whatever you get up to next! Sometime, somewhere.

[@alanaktion]

I always hoped I'd get to see him and Pat at a convention at some point, but I guess it won't happen with Polygon now. Super jealous of everyone who was at his PAX panel.

[@phoenixarisen2322]

Exactly

[@willblake523]

TEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@IggyBiggyBoFiggyBannaFanna]

BBBBBBBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@loaduscoolclipz5505]

what its actually ending i thought it was just a bit

[@DecoyZ]

I rewatch this episode the least cause it gives off "Dad's arguing with mom again and is about to leave" energy except mom is literally the entire world and pokemon

[@sadiemcc9363]

Brian entered Polygon a fully knit sweater. Finally, in his last Unravelled, he returns to his true state: a tangled mess of yarn.

[@michac.8283]

You could say he has been *unravelling* the sweater

[@jkosio]

Just like terry.

[@Haloninja808]

“If you want to destroy this sweater! Pull this thread as Brian walks awayyyyyyyyyy!”

[@joshuwamckinsey5666]

“How can 2020 get any worse from here?” BDG: “This is my final unravelled.” Everyone: 😶😶😶

[@danisaur.eyebrows8692]

I don’t wanna believe it. Like, I’m in denial

[@amyyost7022]

@@danisaur.eyebrows8692 Right? There's no way they're only 18

[@danisaur.eyebrows8692]

@@amyyost7022 wdym?

[@moodle6500]

@@danisaur.eyebrows8692 he talking bout the first reply

[@amyyost7022]

@@danisaur.eyebrows8692 Oh, sorry, I was just insinuating that what you couldn't believe was the "Only 18" claim made by the spam comment above yours. My sleep-deprived brain currently thinks that bad jokes are peak comedy. My actual take on this situation is that I'm glad for the folks leaving Polygon because they don't pay an acceptable wage for the area. It sucks to see so many good series' go, though, and I'm even still sad that we'll never get another Gill and Gilbert with a Frank Advice segment. I really appreciated the dynamic between those three.

[@Ibegreggin]

I mean, he did the math in one episode to find out he'd never be able to retire doing this job, so it makes sense he's leaving Polygon

[@eileen1020]

Wait is he really leaving Polygon? I thought it was just the end to the video series

[@xfrozn]

@@eileen1020 yea he is, look at his twitter, he's leaving to do his own things

[@fernando47180]

on one hand, I love the work he did with Polygon, and it's a little sad for it to come to an end. On the other hand, I can't wait to see what Brian will do next!

[@bloodmachine6049]

@@eileen1020 At least his own channel is actually quite delightful.

[@doubleasworkshop1692]

@@xfrozn NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@fluffy100]

The most edible pokemon would be more like which pokemon you could eat more of, you couldn't eat a large percentage of an onxi, only really the eyes, but you could eat all of a ponytar including the hooves

[@BurningFyre]

So the real answer is the cake one

[@cotrim1839]

The worst part of this video is how it slowly grows on you how heartwarming this is of a goodbye I wouldn't be lying if I told you how this insane man's face in the thumbnail makes me excited for the next tremendously pretentious project to be released, and how it doesn't feel like a farewell or a see ya Unraveled as a series couldn't be a more meaningful series for me. I hope the best for Brian and am truly grateful for having the chance to watch it.

[@jorntumrongwit9056]

Now subscribe to his channel

[@Narissa_1248]

5:26 started to break my heart because he's right-I don't want to know what the most edible Pokémon is. I never did. But I'm always happy to hear Brian talk about whatever he talks about. I was never about the Pokémon, Brian. It was always about you.

[@RellatheFella]

Kiss him

[@theripper451]

Do it

[@Frame_Late]

You know you want to

[@JasperCaster03]

Same

[@imagoat273]

Wow... ok new romance book ideas just flooding in huh?

[@rawovunlapin8201]

Brian, an hour of sub par content is just called a podcast. We're saying that we want a podcast with yourself and other people

[@rawovunlapin8201]

Why do you think people watch overboard?

[@rawovunlapin8201]

Spoiler, it's not because of the thrilling gameplay

[@amycraig4024]

He has one! Its called let's make a music

[@Mallkara]

He has a podcast! Let's make a music. It's on spotify and other places. It's very good. They just released a new episode today

[@mozarteanchaos]

yeah i think around 33% of the appeal of unraveled is Actual Curiousity About The Subject and the other 67% is brian being generally just really fun to listen to

[@Shroombies]

I can't believe it's been almost 2 years since Unraveled ended. Still one of the best series on KZbin and worth an occasional binge rewatch

[@afro025]

I'm surprised Brian hasn't noticed that all we wanna do is hear him talk, whether it's boring or not boring.

[@deadlymind2622]

Shhh you will give him infinite power

[@sweetlorikeet]

Let's be real we don't just want to hear him talk though we very much also want to watch him do things like hold a raw egg in his mouth so that the thick whites hang down his chin. We want him to suffer for us.

[@deadlymind2622]

@@sweetlorikeet personally that just weirded me out