It never ceases to amaze me, how people are utterly convinced stuff they have made up inside their own heads, is the law of the land.
@bobmirdiff20432 жыл бұрын
. . . or 'The Voices' might have told them!
@WorksopGimp2 жыл бұрын
Ego bigger than the brain
@ianpennington58562 жыл бұрын
@@WorksopGimp IQ smaller than waist size!
@martinsanders61242 жыл бұрын
Taking a photograph does not deprive a person of something, or impose something on a person; it's simply capturing the photons which are bouncing off them.
@notmodeling80702 жыл бұрын
What gets me is how,idots jjst gomto place like this to causenamstir for likes and views sad old man with ansad seedy life
@Parawingdelta22 жыл бұрын
How bloody childish can someone get when they think they've been assaulted!
@robmustard64842 жыл бұрын
Painful to watch this one lol
@maddrivers10182 жыл бұрын
What a joke with this one.
@georgebarnes81632 жыл бұрын
LOL, you took my image , who in their right mind would want to take a picture of Jabba the Hutt. The other guys were so cool.
@silverstreetmoto14582 жыл бұрын
"facilities manager" = bog cleaning busybody 🤣 nice one PJ 👍👍✌️
@brunobrauer63012 жыл бұрын
You stole his soul with your magic box!
@PJAudits2 жыл бұрын
He can have it back, I don't frigging want it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@miksyezpatelik2 жыл бұрын
PJ, you will have to take a large box of tissues with you in future mate ! That last big daisy looked as though he was going to burst into tears ! 🤣🤣🤣
@adambrown26262 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, I chuckled so many times throughout this vid, what a bunch of characters, great vid PJ.
@ytehrani38852 жыл бұрын
Really enjoyed the chat between you and the first set of Cazoo guys....loving all the different the Northern accents. The second guy sounded just like Robbie Coltrane, to my ears anyway. You guys are sweet!
@judithmatthews84602 жыл бұрын
I thought Ian ws lovely. Calm and struck the right balance. Sensible chat. Not easy to satisfy the privacy the company wants which is often unrealistic. But he did his company credit. I hope his bosses appreciate it. .The other lads were hilarious. I'm surprised Paul Christopher didn't make it out to New Zealand the guys here would appreciate that northern humour. Less said about Mr Paranoia the better.
@manladuuu2 жыл бұрын
What a life filming outside the gates of industrial estates marvellous
@tenpole412 жыл бұрын
Good to meet some lads with a good sense of humour sadly that dingaling security man had issues made up in his head.
@sapankhurst20152 жыл бұрын
Having fun again PJ. Great interactions ....you'll make it to DHL sometime😂😎
@clivesmith28862 жыл бұрын
The last Security guy must have a low IQ, great video stay safe teaching the right to film in public retired lifeboatmen
@johnbratley69262 жыл бұрын
Hi-vizitis is a terrible affliction it can be contagious. It is usually occurs in both men and women with limited intelligence. It causes delusions of grandeur and an unshakeable belief that they have some authority and power over the public. Sadly the condition is terminal.
@TheSadButMadLad2 жыл бұрын
0:15 Assault doesn't require touching or any physical contact. It's the threat of physical contact. Actual physical contact is battery. But he is totally and utterly wrong to say that filming him is assault - well not unless you were wielding the camera around as a weapon, but then the video would be extremely blurry. And without his implied consent? He gives implied consent by talking to you knowing that you are filming.
@stevegray13082 жыл бұрын
Playing on a scooter all day seems a strange job.
@colinsaunderson66822 жыл бұрын
Ian shows how easy it is to b nice ..it is nice to see
@angiebaby39422 жыл бұрын
Nice banter with those blokes PJ nice to see no aggression for a change!
@misstrekfreak2 жыл бұрын
Loving the laughing legs towards the end. Keep calm, cool and safe as always 🙏🏻
@Brian1690162 жыл бұрын
What a mixture in one place. Nearly all good blokes having a bit of a laugh to brighten up their day. And two NOB HEADS, one being assaulted by a camera. Good audit PJ
@SteveGodrich2 жыл бұрын
"You've assaulted me" seems to be the go to claim these days when they're trying to stop someone doing something they don't like. I'd love to see their face when they call the police, make the claim, and the copper basically calls them a numpty!
@smithbrownjones2 жыл бұрын
In this case though, the bloke actually thinks that's the Law. I don't think he is smart enough to be using it as a reason to stop the filming in that respect. 😆
@ryuken71292 жыл бұрын
Ian you're a bloody legend keep up the good work sir.......you're a credit to your profession
@zzyzxRDFwy152 жыл бұрын
The only thing you assaulted was his ego. Your camera video went right through his vest and into his chest, up to his brain and reached out and grabbed part of his ego.
@veronicasavage10842 жыл бұрын
People often assault my intelligence with being ignorant but I don’t freak out about it. I just put them on my list of people not to talk too.
@thedad73132 жыл бұрын
A Facilities Manager who manages the facilities……who would have thought it
@MrClockworkbanana2 жыл бұрын
Just when you thought you had heard it all. Hahahahaha
@Nickle3142 жыл бұрын
He's wrong on the photography. It's not assault. However he's right on the question of touching making an assault. It's not part of the test. Illegal arrest by police officers, with the threat of handcuffs etc, is assault.
@Nickle3142 жыл бұрын
An assault is any act (and not mere omission to act) by which a person intentionally or recklessly causes another to suffer or apprehend immediate unlawful violence. So an illegal threat of arrest, because the arrest would involve or apprehend violence, is an assault
@geodun2 жыл бұрын
When he is feeling masochistic, he walks around his local shopping centre and gets assaulted by all the CCTV cameras. I was assaulted by a dash camera this morning. At one time you had to pay good money to have someone assault you.
@Nickle3142 жыл бұрын
@@geodun It's those council CCTV cameras that keep assaulting me.
@fredbear90732 жыл бұрын
An assault is intentional blocking or threats of violence. It becomes battery once physical contact is made.
@smithbrownjones2 жыл бұрын
So I could go to court and argue the case that the speed camera that caught me speeding assaulted me......? What genius that Man is.... 😆
@j0hnf_uk2 жыл бұрын
Oh dear. Good luck trying to prove that one in court, mate. That's assuming the police can stop laughing long enough to perform an arrest and charge. 🤣 What he doesn't realise is there is no, 'implied consent', in a public place, if the subject matter of recording isn't primarily focused on them. If they so choose to put themselves into the frame of the camera view, then that's their choice. It's not as though the camera is being pushed into his face, with him trying to get away from it. This idea that it's, 'assault', is nonsensical. I was more interested in the young man doing tricks on the scooter. I assume that's part of his job description(!) The chats you had showed how open some people can be and the atmosphere overall is very amiable. But then, there's always one who has to spoil it. The rubbish he comes out with as a way of trying to stop you doing what you're doing is laughable. A typical case of minding everyone else's business but their own. There's no alternative but to laugh at these clowns. They think they can throw their weight around and exert authority where non exists. A true legend in his own lunchtime, that one.
@badgermcspoon112 жыл бұрын
Facilities Manager lost it….Cazoo yer he did.
@scn0172 жыл бұрын
The reaction of your man getting out of the car at 28:50 sums it up 🤣
@interestedlen88232 жыл бұрын
He's the facilities manager - and he manages the facilities! Have we all learned something today, team? Ah, deary, deary me.
@stevegray13082 жыл бұрын
Rofl. That is a level of stupid I have not seen before. You could see the bruises forming and the blood squirting out as you filmed him. Much longer and it would have been a murder charge you faced.
@davidsmith29102 жыл бұрын
them 2 blokes waiting for their cars look like a righ good laugh
@PabloTBrave2 жыл бұрын
You don't have to touch him for assault but you have to at least threaten to do so. Common assault (section 39, Criminal Justice Act 1988) A person is guilty of common assault if they either inflict violence on another person - however slight this might be - or make that person think they are about to be attacked. They do not have to be physically violent - for example, threatening words or a raised fist could lead the victim to believe they are going to be attacked - and that is enough for the crime to have been committed. Other acts like spitting at someone may also classed as common assault.
@DesertRat632 жыл бұрын
Cracking lads 'Paul Christopher' ex- Halifax rugby player and 'the snooker player' 👍🏻😂🤣
@135Ops2 жыл бұрын
Pocket snooker!
@Ps1192 жыл бұрын
When cameras first came out some people objected to being photographed because the picture would capture their soul which I guess is soul assault. Great argument; has me convinced.
@gitmoholliday5764 Жыл бұрын
yes.. and they complained about the first motorcycles turning cows milk sour 🤓
@andrewmcintyre86362 жыл бұрын
Paul doesn’t seem to be able to keep his legs still or stop laughing. Hmm 🤔
@sirtinley-knot29442 жыл бұрын
not unusual at all... I know loads like him. just a typical working class lad. bravado and playfulness. nothing sinister.
@135Ops2 жыл бұрын
He's just not comfortable being filmed, stop projecting....
@fredbear90732 жыл бұрын
Now here is a prime candidate for professional medical help due to paranoia of a camera. I believe part of the treatment is to have an enema daily to remove the rest of their damaged brains. Just my opinion. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@grahamhall22192 жыл бұрын
Is that Johnny Vegas's brother 🤔 😳 👀
@richardjones86992 жыл бұрын
Biggest laugh I've had all year.
@nitrogenated62512 жыл бұрын
Assault is a physical attack. That clown must have blamed the floor when his head broke on it.
@paullaw50542 жыл бұрын
Nitrogenated, wrong on that one I`m afraid. Assault is actually two parts, the physical part is Battery. The assault can be by being threatened.
@SteveMidz2 жыл бұрын
Ha ha You caught a funny one there PJ. Wow I've heard it all now "assault you took my image that's assault" pmsl hope I meet such types when I start my Auditing hobby. (nearly there I've got all my equipment sorted now.)
@ianhill45852 жыл бұрын
To be fair,the assaulted person was Aboriginal ,it's alleged, cameras do steal their souls.😉
@SteveMidz2 жыл бұрын
@@ianhill4585 Haha yeah Croc Dundee did that joke.
@ianhill45852 жыл бұрын
@@SteveMidz I like when one Aborigine, says to his colleague who had said something in the native language , about the baddies they're guarding, "Nah mate, we can't eat em, we just guard them". The look on the baddies faces, was priceless.
@SteveMidz2 жыл бұрын
@@ianhill4585 Lol yeah Mate.
@desireous2 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the court case 👀 😂😂🤣🤣😁. Psychic assault is now a criminal offence 👼
@rogerbuoy84182 жыл бұрын
I bet he thinks you stole his soul too :o
@jrbs2 жыл бұрын
Those covered transporters are odd. They only normally use these for top end cars.
@benjijack222 жыл бұрын
CAZOO!!!! Ian great on security first gate nice interaction go to another gate then your faced with that brain dead clown just unreal same company the idiot - you have taken my picture!! THATS ASSAULT THE BLOODY CLOWN!! SO FUNNY Bless Him he's a STAR! Good Laugh with the guys outside gate - Stay Safe PJ - PINAC!
@thehun2072 жыл бұрын
those two car buyers.had me smiling with them...
@sappa102 жыл бұрын
Ian was fantastic and portrayed the company well whilst maintaining professionalism. but Mr Cry Baby wow the lack of professionalism from him was astounding for someone in his position. The company really need to be swapping their roles around. Ian certainly outperformed him on 'every' level. If I were Mr Cry Baby, I wouldn't turn up for work ever again now this video has been aired! The other guys absolutely cracked me up, what amazing and funny guys they were, the youngest one's laugh was contagious, you couldn't help but laugh with him. Really made the video even more enjoyable 'BIG UP!' to all of them, including the third one, with that cheeky smile. Well done PJ on this one. certainly, one of my favourites and one you can come back to time and time again, especially if you're needing that little pick me up x
@thewanderer99762 жыл бұрын
the two blokes were brilliant proper lads.
@twinkle3026 Жыл бұрын
Everyone except for 'Mr Grumpy' has been loverly on this video! The giggly ex rugby player made me smile! You handled 'Mr Grumpy' perfectly, as usual, PJ! xxxxx
@donchamers69162 жыл бұрын
That facilities manager who doesn't seem to have all of his own "facilities", must dread leaving his house. As apparently every single vehicle with a dash cam that passes him on the street, is assaulting him!! The poor soul must be absolutely worn out at the end of each day.
@lynnault18142 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@georgehillman57672 жыл бұрын
All those dash cams don’t post his image on KZbin though so…..
@donchamers69162 жыл бұрын
@@georgehillman5767 Just to save you watching the video again, the facilities manager said " The act of videoing my image without my implyed consent is assault" Nothing to do with what is going to happen to that image. In his confused mind, the very act of videoing him is apparently assault.
@TonyBecks19692 жыл бұрын
"For 1, it's illegal... and B, DOH" !!!
@steveallen8987 Жыл бұрын
Standing really close to someone and shouting loud can be considered assault if it is intimidating, laying hands on is battery.
@dunny56572 жыл бұрын
It is battery that involves touching. Assault is merely causing somebody to apprehend violence of some sort, for example, swinging a punch t somebody. The guys interpretation was way off though 😄
@PJAudits2 жыл бұрын
I know, what a nob 🤣🤣
@Ubique29272 жыл бұрын
Gates and fences are where they are for a reason. When you are outside the fence/gate you are not on their property.
@ianhill45852 жыл бұрын
Hilarious video by "Not to Plod", when dozy coppers said areas outside the fence is out of bounds to civilians at the police station,and the pathway outside couldn't be trespassed on. The IQ level was dropping like the mercury in a thermometer.😏
@santoy10002 жыл бұрын
The title of this vid says it all lol
@andylyon77452 жыл бұрын
He'll be accusing you of stealing his soul next 😂😂
@TallSilentGuy2 жыл бұрын
I guess it's not a proper PJ Audits video unless you have that one numpty who spoils it for everyone else! 😆
@AlanReynoldsBucklandJunction2 жыл бұрын
One of the BOY's PJ. Share a pint with this bod. HGV Al in the loft
@TheBlackDog1012 жыл бұрын
You assaulted him when you took a photo, defo, GBH when you filmed him, probably manslaughter when you uploaded the footage to KZbin, that's not fair PJ.
@PJAudits2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@stevegray13082 жыл бұрын
The first bloke seemed ok for security.
@barryjones80082 жыл бұрын
You took part of his soul, shame on you😂
@kevinhodgson59902 жыл бұрын
Girl on the E-scooter,not bothered being filmed leaving private land onto a public road/path where I’m sure they are illegal to ride.
@ianhill45852 жыл бұрын
Private E scooters are illegal on public land ,whether road or pavement, but don't stop them scooting, it keeps the organ donor list topped up.🤗
@sviews69252 жыл бұрын
Seen this guy recoding my truck today had nice chat and thought who would wanna see this ... got his KZbin 2 hours later still watching 🤣
@kamgunner59202 жыл бұрын
Very fun loving traders, not so much the one awkward staff member.
@oldmanonamission80552 жыл бұрын
You don't have to touch someone to assault them. There is verbal assault as well.
@mlvartistleeds2 жыл бұрын
Guy got assaulted by a video 😄 🤣 😂 😆 think he need too rewinding an start again the drip 😄 great video pj 👍
@stwb5792 жыл бұрын
BCA gate one guys were brilliant and good fun. Gate two guys and specifically the facilities manager / first aid man was very scary. He sounded like he actually believed his own crap 🤣 how embarrassing. Rugby player and his mate were good crack 👍🏻
@markdunkling16042 жыл бұрын
Don't think Oliver Hardy's claim of being assaulted by the capturing of photons will stand up in court .
@thefaceoftyranny76122 жыл бұрын
@23:00 I love the Accents, Reminds me of Robin hood... the animated Disney one and the vulture's on the jungle book. Always puts a smile on my face.
@WorksopGimp2 жыл бұрын
Ffs talk about snowflake that dude was a blizzard stands in front of a camera cryin about it
@lolorick58852 жыл бұрын
I used to go to B.C.A. Measham every week, looking for car and spent a lot of time looking for a decent smallish RV also. I would not buy a car from an online auction now, too much frigging hassle
@fartybutt26662 жыл бұрын
This episode is the best yet !!
@paulbromley66872 жыл бұрын
Are these people from a virtual reality world where assault is implied by photons bouncing off your head. He’s thinking of common assault which can be by someone using words to offend you. Not a photographer taking your photo.
@tractorboy20022 жыл бұрын
Goodness, how did Mr Assault ever get a managerial position?
@TheSadButMadLad2 жыл бұрын
21:00 If the prat had kept quiet no one would've noticed him and he would've been anonymous in the background and only his friends and family would've recognised him.
@derekfaeberwick2 жыл бұрын
Loved it Pete. 😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@PJAudits2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Derek 👍👍😊😊
@FPL_fomo2 жыл бұрын
a full house of reactions ,perfect
@simshogun22402 жыл бұрын
I am lawfully trained and it isn't assault in any way and the nearest it would be is battery and that would be very dubious as no threats have been made and as you have no right to privacy in a public place and as this is publically accessible it is classed as a public place and that is the law. They accept all vehicles and sell some off and scrap the others and sell them for parts and many defective vehicles get sold abroad where they are scrapped as the defective components are also sold to the reconditioners. There is no such thing as implied consent and why do these people assume they have the right to ask questions of the public and assume they have to be answered and you can see the ego's oozing from under their Hi Viz.
@135Ops2 жыл бұрын
@sim shogun Lawfully trained to do what?
@djparis10132 жыл бұрын
taking a picture of him his not assault taking a picture of a nice fit bird we call assault lol
@Silkroads7332 жыл бұрын
In legal terms although I don’t agree with it, it can be classed as a form of assault if you raise your hand towards someone in a manner that they think you was about to physically attack them...
@roberthardy20132 жыл бұрын
Another one Balking Tollocks!
@darrylkennedy21252 жыл бұрын
Everyone except that plonker was great. Good interactions makes the day go faster.
@scoosethom84412 жыл бұрын
Lol how can you get to his age and know fkall about basic laws he must live under a rock
@simonbletsoe70592 жыл бұрын
Cool video, mate. Real friendly people there.
@Callumcox2349Gaming2 жыл бұрын
Ladies and gentlemen you have just Assaulted me by taking my photo 🤣 What an absolute Doyle🤣
@ajitpatel91062 жыл бұрын
Another absolutely fantastic video. More of these videos and stay safe PLEASE PLEASE.
@PJAudits2 жыл бұрын
Thanks 👍👍😊😊
@ysgol32 жыл бұрын
Oh God that's so funny PJ. What's his arm doing over there?? He must be a walking parliament or a supreme court judge to so dramatically change the laws of assault and implied consent like that (apparently you've now got to 'give' implied consent which rather buggers up the 'implied' part of it).
@MadhouseGaming2 жыл бұрын
The one and only Pauls face says it all when he gets out of the car at timestamp 28:50, now that make me chuckle.
@1SAM0072 жыл бұрын
Always dead batteries…starting engine sounds like a bag of nuts……greatness!
@kennyroadshow2 жыл бұрын
Lol best laugh ever some of those security guards think they know it all because wear hi viz and a toy security badge. Like your sence of humour.. And costs nothing to be nice .
@ShellL2 жыл бұрын
You three at the Front Gate are being more than a little Naughty.
@sharronbevan6425 Жыл бұрын
Assaulted 😆 🤣 😂 that's the best yet 1st guy was great .pj u have so much hassle great work
@MartinMcAvoy Жыл бұрын
Comedy gold! 😂😂😂😂
@terryharman63992 жыл бұрын
I know why he got so upset...some naughty person has stolen his teddy, when his mummy finds out YOU are going to be sorry
@colinsaunderson66822 жыл бұрын
the father and son were cool ..
@eprohoda2 жыл бұрын
PJ~hiya!! total splendid -take care-
@kevinsancto15742 жыл бұрын
Where do you find these people assault for being on camera.🤣
@patmlaftr9592 жыл бұрын
Recognise the Scots guy from my days at the markets in Glasgow Always great banter in them markets
@patrickfivefive37472 жыл бұрын
That lad in tracksuit is sum Fidgety lol,
@peterallen29042 жыл бұрын
You’ve also assaulted me by putting your hand up to me. How about that? Anybody can make anything up, especially if they are stupid.