YOU vs THE BLAIR WITCH - Who Would Win? (Blair Witch Project Horror Movie)

[@parkertheemoskaterdude5522]

"Yeet your girlfriend out the window" Iconic

[@AddBowIfGirl]

Lulabelle Ravenclaw I didn’t care for the assumptions.

[@parkertheemoskaterdude5522]

Add Bow this isn't an assumption, it's an instruction

[@alphariusfuze8089]

YES *_YEET_*

[@Drp_br_]

Lulabelle Ravenclaw Code YEET

[@ilikelobsters.2376]

Lulabelle Ravenclaw r/fellowkids

[@jayrossignol3850]

Poor dude in these vids has fought literally everthing

[@derekagard]

loooool so true..haha.. i love your comment ..made me laugh

[@ivannava1402]

🤣✌️

[@Wooushh]

Guy pretty much has infographic plot armor.

[@sacrkasm]

well were technically the guy in the video- js

[@MDGOLD]

@@sacrkasm so all this time we have been fighting These character I Must be lucky

[@EnclaveHater07]

Infographics Show: "Your non-demon possessed girlfriend" Goth e-boys: *_bruh_*

[@jplata3643]

😂lol😂

[@trollsting1043]

😂

[@stich3305]

HEHEHEHEHHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

[@EnclaveHater07]

@@stich3305 Thank you for the appreciation Sans Undertale

[@stich3305]

no problem kiddo

[@Solesteam]

I love how you created a series that has its own cannon and every part goes together.

[@brettkelly6950]

They're going to start putting lore in it now😂

[@leonardofarias8843]

He made this video a sequel of the Valak video

[@Robert-xu8pl]

3:45

[@Jenna2k]

Ikr it's awesome!

[@IIllIIIl-h4s]

yes yes cannon

[@lmgaming9193]

Infographic show: how are you going to defeat this demon? Me: the “TSAR BOMBA”

[@arhumzia4087]

Yes

[@rajeshpraghavan7629]

Iv mike

[@eugenewei9401]

Anti Matter

[@lordpredator8855]

Even better false vacuum

[@rowelldemetria978]

infinity gauntlet

[@howdypardner9629]

"You're going to start the largest forest fire ever" Seems legit

[@kari7403]

@Admiral Lewdiepie yup. I was gonna say, Australia isn't in any danger of any Blair Witches there!

[@kyopie6940]

@@kari7403 not anymore they're not

[@Qynx]

Admiral Lewdiepie I’m Australian, the Blair witch ain’t got nothing against me

[@howdypardner9629]

@@Qynx the fires and floods do though

[@Qynx]

randomation tarnation yeah, well uh, ME HAVE WATEEEERERRRRR

[@abhrajitpaul2744]

"The presence of something evil" *Stalin appears*

[@nicholascrevier2659]

I would love to watch a slasher with Stalin as the murderer...

[@comradesam3382]

"The party needs your blood"

[@akalijhomentethi7983]

0:54 love that

[@mickram7911]

Infograph Stalin: HEH! HEH! HEH! HEH!

[@swanky464]

Fisher Uranus to the gulag

[@qwertgibson1572]

The Infographic Show: Something evil Stalin: *laughs in Russian”

[@codyisenhour313]

Not even joking as soon as I read this I got a ad for adventure Communist

[@boooksareamazing]

Qwert Gibson communism intensifies.

[@monke6776]

I have been summoned

[@kaminglau4883]

No its "laughs in communism"

[@rizkiramadhan9266]

Donald Trump: *laughs in American*

[@immabeabitinactiveonthisac6700]

The lorax: stop! Why are you... *See’s the Blair witch* Also the lorax: You use the flame thrower, I’ll get the axes

[@lizzybearstar1661]

Haha that's hilarious but possibly true 🤣🤣

[@maniac117]

“The presence of something...evil” *you can’t hide from the KGB*

[@a-john9617]

Thomas Lurey nkvd

[@ottosahlee7718]

What I learned from this video: NEVER TRUST YOUR GIRLFRIEND

[@Argonnosi]

@Admiral Lewdiepie Right out of a window. A high one.

[@Argonnosi]

@@uldisutjuu9846 Has to be a high. Too short and she'll come after you.

[@thatromanticpianist3177]

Or better... have a boyfriend!

[@Argonnosi]

@@thatromanticpianist3177 Nah. He'll probably just end up yeeting you out a window.

[@misosoup2005]

Or better, don't have one! I've been doing that pretty well for a few years....

[@5ped0fs0und5]

“If there’s no woods, there’s no more witch. You’re going to start the largest forest fire in history.”

[@salpertia]

*"with the help of your girlfriend you pitch a tent"* You right. My girl pitches my tent all the time. Even just talking to her

[@juliusrage1987]

🤣

[@ghostpodgameing]

💀💀

[@jplata3643]

Ok

[@salpertia]

@@jplata3643 ok

[@jplata3643]

@@salpertia ok

[@ap.yadigg]

"Your gonna start the largest forest fire ever" Smokey The Bear: Am I a joke to you?

[@drishtantsen]

Australia: hold my didgeridoo

[@onlygameplay8420]

69 likes

[@neutralpie420]

*Half* of the children disappeared Me: Thor must've missed the head

[@HeffboomKonijn]

Heya, You! Listen *whispers* “Its free real estate”

[@alternativeaccount5478]

Narrator: After collecting several children, Parr threw them a nice party complete with balloons and ice cream cake, then returned them home safely to their parents. Me: :) Narrator: Just kidding Me: :(

[@TheTechPianoPlayerKid]

The moment he said ice cream, I started to get hungry, and had to eat dessert. Anyway, I hope this story was not true and I hope it did not happen. That’s scary. *hides under bed*

[@masterprocrastinator6190]

Underrated comment check 🙌

[@ryan_69420]

Me: chilling with my girlfriend Girlfriend: look what I learnt! *rolls eyes back as a joke* Me: ;-; *YEETS HER OUT THE WINDOW* again...

[@AKSM-wg3zo]

Me: move on and decided to get myself a new girlfriend New girlfriend: ... Why do I hear a boss music?

[@thunderthighs6277]

リズ yes it does you just don’t understand

[@tomek8927]

*Jotaro theme roles in*

[@mediocre9537]

リズ it does?

[@Cuteness_overload-g3g]

Blair witch powers in the movie: Spooky noises Stick weaving Stacking stones Making idiots throw away maps Nothing else... Everyone survived...

[@cutsceneentertainment6706]

I'm pretty sure she could also possess people, disembowl them, and mentally influence them in the first movie. Also I'm pretty sure no one survived.

[@Cuteness_overload-g3g]

@@cutsceneentertainment6706 I'm just referring to the shakey cam, found footage movie that made those film students super rich I'm sure the legend has her having all those powers, but objectively in the movie she's barely a threat, the actors were the ones who caused all the problems

[@EvieBats2]

Yeah the movie wasnt that great honestly

[@matthiasneidenberger9471]

That one animation was actually very realistic. I too have been haunted by Stalin in the woods before. Thankfully I was able to find shelter in the Blair Witch’s house.

[@germaniumIodide]

Theory: she's not attached to the woods, but to the symbols she scaters. We know from the movie that there are several symbols scattered in the woods. And we also know that before she kills, there are piles of rock or symbols discovered nearby. The first to do is destroy her symbols. A witch must have a demonic patron that supplies them with magic. This magic can be used through a conduit (either a wand, or a symbol).

[@OfficerPak]

THROW SOME F***ing WATER! Oh my bad man wrong witch

[@hazeltree7738]

Nah paint some heels red and put glitter on them, she'll go after them

[@Justin-hg9bw]

Who’s that witch ??

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Infographics: "The first step is defeating your girlfriend" Me, a weeb: I don't have one, so I already won by default.

[@black_wink1649]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache one of your weaker comments ngl

[@roubroud]

@@black_wink1649 not really

[@instantinople3796]

You again

[@pedrinhohen7216]

Why hello there

[@1-SFOD]

Cringe

[@MalekUK]

"You're going to start the world's largest forest fire." Australia: I'm about to end this man's whole career.

[@sourskittles1156]

I'm Malek I’ve been looking for this comment

[@iansmind]

I'm Malek Too soon😭😭

[@ARandomGuy24]

The amount of land on fire in Australia is bigger than the land mass of Wales.

[@ivannava1402]

@@iansmind agreed..🤣🤣

[@zawwin1846]

Ok, so we beat the old crone with an extremely buff Japanese 17 year old.

[@NeoZ45]

And an evil spirit

[@jorjtank7467]

“You need to start the worlds biggest fire” Really?

[@ramenstuffyt6783]

*Blair* : They want blood? I'll give them blood.

[@TheLegend-ip8oq]

0:49 I thought he said “eat your girlfriend out” I was like...W O A H 😂

[@xxgachamysticxx4547]

😏😏😏😏😏

[@bloke1343]

If I get a girlfriend

[@tomek8927]

Dude naaah

[@city.boi.stoner007]

So you're telling me that one guy can defeat the Blair witch when an entire search party went in and never came out. Couldn't the Blair witch play mind games with you, and make you walk in circles, so that you'd never find the way out of the woods? Am I the only one who thought this?

[@isaacthompson1678]

Yep, she did that in the 2016 blair witch movie

[@kingcamelot1395]

@@isaacthompson1678 She did that in the original movie as well. The group finds a creek and decides to follow it, hoping that it takes them... somewhere that isn't where they are now. On the way, they find this unique and memorable log by the river. And as they follow this creek, they come across that same log... over and over and over.

[@juliacortez5516]

I didn't know that Blair was a child predator, if being a murderous spirit wasn't bad enough.

[@hatim-rusanuzun6667]

Sees Blair witch Guy with flamethrower: so I started blasting

[@sacrkasm]

why and how is no one talking about the 'its free real estate' meme reference this is why i love this channel

[@josephstalin8568]

"Start the largest forest fire in history" I like your funny words magic man

[@JTBJacksdeadasschannel]

At this point the character shouldn’t be scared, he would probably have full military gear on wherever he goes, as well as having multuple crosses and glasses of holy water on him at all times.

[@julianneferguson5696]

6:53 I love how he actually offers a child first before fighting her. 😂😂😂

[@thnktank1]

"With the help of your girlfriend you pitch a tent"! I almost choked on my focaccia dipped in black truffle olive oil.

[@MisterKnightly]

My man.

[@fieldmarshallpedro3106]

"Ahah". I wrote with my nokia 3310 at 4:35 P.M Thursday January 16, 79°F with a cool breeze from the west.

[@ArvindKumarJharvind]

How to survive the Blair ‘witch’: tell her you graduated from Hogwarts and forgot your wand at home. Oh yeah and don’t forget to say that you are pure blood even if you aren’t

[@georgejohnbrown4928]

The Blair witch project isn’t boring, it’s great

[@Oof_2nd]

Witch: You pick the wrong house fool.

[@sunnydoyoutube7209]

the blair witch is not only controlls the forest, she can change day/night time, she also can change the surroundings, the feeling of passing time for each party member, and (you've guessed it) weather... makes a flamethrower pretty much useless in that point

[@TheKRAZYKID195]

“Yeet your girlfriend off the nearest cliff” 😂😂😂

[@Shadybish]

I love this series so much.

[@RpgBlasterRpg]

2:22 Actually she was tortured and left alone in the forest with her arms brutally strechted out

[@ronki23]

I don't remember her having such an elaborate backstory: particularly about the girl she invited home.

[@menethemene1555]

Another amazing you vs keep them up the infographic show :)

[@notlionel]

This is soooo fake *i wouldn't have a girlfriend in the first place.*

[@god-om7sl]

You know that this is just for entertainment

[@boooksareamazing]

de mensen edit the comment before you get wooshed.

[@god-om7sl]

@@boooksareamazing wath doe you mean

[@animq4ionboi.153]

@@god-om7sl uhh oh someone's boutta get wooshed to oblivion

[@god-om7sl]

@@animq4ionboi.153 i didnot even mean the main coment but the coment from admiral lewdiepie dum dum 🤦‍♂️

[@markmacdonald6036]

"Boomer Playbook"

[@tenfourproductionsllc]

Got to admit, rather you agree or disagree with their conclusions, this channel puts a lot of effort into their presentations. And how to do you get so lost in the woods in Western Maryland??

[@rjrunlikehell2366]

The woods mentioned in the movie are literally impossible to get lost in due to their small size. A straight walk in any direction has you exiting in less than 30 mins. We have much larger woods in MD I the town of Burkittsville is a blink and you’ll miss it town.

[@yummynoodle4545]

@@rjrunlikehell2366 the witch basically makes the woods infinite and make you walk in circles to make you get lost

[@rjrunlikehell2366]

@@yummynoodle4545 you’ve got to love movie magic 👍🏻

[@yummynoodle4545]

@@rjrunlikehell2366 its just the lore of this movie, from my theory i think in blair witch 2016, when they crossed the river, they crossed into a new dimension in control of the blair witch, where she could manipulate the time and surroundings and make them go insane

[@maysaiiart6214]

POV: you searched the Blair witch project and all the videos looked too scary, this didn’t so you decide to watch it.

[@Kaiser_Waffel_XI]

Something evil Me:ma boi stalin over here

[@Lizzy-olivan]

товарищ

[@55xScales]

The Infographics Show said "yeet." I've waited for this moment all my life. I needed it and I never knew it.

[@BlackAngus69]

"With the help of your girlfriend you pitch a tent" I like what you did there.

[@thedairylord7861]

This video:exists Film theory:this is nonsense I tell you,nonsence

[@RaptorKing-of7ns]

The witch: YOU PICK THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!

[@doesntmatter123]

Amazing content. Great channel, very interesting.

[@puiu102006]

"And now you start the biggest forest fire in history" Austalia: *You little piece of sh-*

[@muhammadhashir6136]

According to horror stories, the girlfriend will most likely come back from the afterlife to haunt you

[@master11050]

"With the help of your girlfriend you pitch a tent." he he he

[@crazybrickstudios7482]

Whoa there

[@MightyMonkeysMom]

0:57 "the presence of something... Evil." Hitlet **Maniacal Laughing Intensifies**

[@austinthegamerthebest2752]

That's supposed to be Stalin I think

[@boooksareamazing]

Lazerlord239 I think that’s Stalin.

[@tunilp8554]

new idea: you vs the grudge ghost/demon

[@SynneDennis]

"If there's no woods, there's no more witch." I love how this didn't work with the Kayako.

[@gamingandeverything8986]

Lesson that I learned in the vs series to fight your enemy you have to know your enemy

[@davidniemiec1973]

You pitch a tent. Then find a place to camp. Lol! Great channel

[@Ivan_Ooze]

With the help of your girlfriend you pitch a tent I laughed really hard at that

[@kari7403]

Haha. *Hard.*

[@crusader2412]

"that familiar spine tingling chill in the back of your neck." *MY SPIDER SENSE IS TINGLING*

[@dotdenier]

YOU VS ULTRA INSTINCT SHAGGY make this meme immortal

[@zubairshapoorian]

Nobody: Blair Witch: this pizza parlour aint no push over!

[@potatomatop9326]

I can beat any monster if you give me a rocket launcher with infinite ammo.

[@Cico_2758]

So true though

[@Akshay-xy7lj]

STRANGER,STRANGER " NOW THAT'S A WEAPON".

[@potatomatop9326]

@@Akshay-xy7lj watayaboyin?

[@potatomatop9326]

@@Akshay-xy7lj heeheeheehee, thankyoo!

[@drkunglao2315]

Blair Witch: exists SCP Foundation: sends a few mobile task forces to throw her into containment

[@thegradyfiles]

Ok i’ll get 5851 MTF Teams

[@gyrocattivo5031]

For a second I thought shaggy was holding a gun in the thumbnail.

[@debroopghosh7845]

Blair witch: gonna give to ya Takes out TSAR Bomba Blair Witch: imma head out of here

[@harleybagadiong3845]

I'm having Mountain monsters vibes after he said “woman of the woods"

[@smiththeinspiringanimator7042]

Awesome and cool! ^_^

[@Snakes_Explained]

I’m. So. Startled.

[@sacrkasm]

this video has so many meme references i love this channel so much

[@s.o.q2914]

Tip. Don't go into the woods So basically Humans are monsters

[@irishman4398]

This is my favourite infographics series 😂✨✨

[@haydenhastings6739]

Literally playing the Blair witch game 😂

[@yaelalfaro]

1:26 YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!!

[@WebStrike445]

“You need to create the biggest fire ever” Let’s make my home country (Australia) look like a small bush fire!

[@ramtailthebattlertr2066]

"You're going to start the largest forest fire in history" Australia: "Hold me beer, mate"

[@matthewle6344]

Now this is a proper ending to a horror movie! Why can't we see horror movies end like this? Just once I ask for a horror movie to end in common sense and practicality.

[@rsluiss]

imagine having a boyfriend pointing a cross on you before he gives the flowers xD

[@Akechi_The_Phantom_Detective]

You Vs Kyako... or the Weeping Angels.

[@KONarrations175]

And tossing here off a cliff doesn't always guarantee broken legs along side that you should always keep an eye on her at all times / you never now she could end up possessed or so those situations are unpredictable

[@TheAileZX2]

I keep mixing Guinea Pig Writer with Guinea Pig Fighter, making me confused every time Fighter is seen dating. :P

[@robynsegg]

*Drinks every time time the narrator says the word "girlfriend"* Gets totally shlosshed... not to mention water-logged all within the first minute. 🤣

[@SHGTnull]

"It's free real estate"

[@InternetDarkLord]

If you get lost in Burkittsville: 1. The Appalachian Trail runs through the woods. White marks on trees mark the way, and plenty of hikers camping nearby. 2. The area is mountainous, it is easy to find high ground for a better look. 3. You can see the light of cities like Washington DC at night. 4. If you can see the stars, follow the North Star until you find a road, the area is not remote. In case you're wondering, I got lost on the AT a little farther north at night once, and found my way out, no problem. Suffice it to say, NOBODY could be lost three days in this area

[@Kohubkgi]

you'd have to be hundreds of feet up with an unobstructed view to see DC. The trees make it impossible.

[@blockofice2163]

I love the info graphics show idc if I'm called a nerd Most likes I've ever gotton thank you!!

[@cheese0069]

Nerd

[@SK-sv4rf]

Neek

[@hazeltree7738]

Gerd

[@valenciasantos8236]

Nird

[@luxidlw3147]

Neek nerd nird

[@ThyDoctoh]

"With help of your girlfriend you pitch a tent...after that you find a place to set up camp." TOUCHE SIR.

[@silyima]

Stalin isn't evil, he is just methodological.

[@nickg1307]

Eventually they’ll do one on this boyfriend who keeps murdering his girlfriends.

[@Kaiser_Waffel_XI]

How to defeat the bliar witch with a flamethrower of curse Me being german:HANS BRING ZE FLAMMENWERFER

[@jotarokujo4454]

Goes camping: Blair Witch: YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!

[@wissam9960]

"Ur going 2 do the world's largest forest fire" Mr Beast: Am I a joke to u?

[@chadtimbs8692]

It's always wet and raining in the Blair witch movies . So good luck with just getting a campfire started let alone the hole forest

[@MaAdaLastimosa]

*You vs The Blair Witch* There’s one thing that is wrong I don’t have a girlfriend.

[@JasakutheLeafeon]

"How can you defeat this witch" Me with my holy water: ._.