You Won't Finish This Video Part 2

[@nikkoortiz]

How long did you make it?

[@bentleyross764]

@@nikkoortiz all the way and dude you gave me so much motivation from these videos and you give me something to be happy about keep it up

[@Avarage_swedish_guy]

All the way but i felt touched like some one was touching my ding dong😢

[@johncowart1070]

I finished it

[@Yourmainmonkey]

Not yet but I’m working on it, knowing the pain yet to come

[@mamamia571]

All the way

[@thelighthousewitch]

"Sir I am a minor!" got me xD the way Nikko looked so offended lol

[@LironBanay-m9u]

i was about to say im a minor but now i feel violated bye your pfp so im kinda scared

[@Bush-g6u]

Fr

[@Sgt_Potato_1]

Scissor me timbers, Xerxes!😂

[@GarrettBlake-oj5ew]

6:39 screw you for making me watch that 😂

[@soundsintheattic4069]

"Why did they hit the second tower?" Isn't that just the million dollar question, man 😂

[@Hughjanus454]

The shit Doritos got me. Even spilled some on himself.

[@noone-wn1se]

one time there was fat on a pan after cooking food, and it looked like caramel, so I scooped it up and gave it to my sister. I thought THAT was bad.

[@CertifiedForkLiftOperator69420]

You would've slurped that up for him. Don't lie to yourself.

[@Hey-r1x]

When I was little my sister took melted wax from a candle froze it into the shape into candy bar told me it was white chocolate I bit the fake candy bar and almost puked and I thought that was bad😂

[@deucedecker4903]

Those chips are the sh1t.

[@MelvaVanVliet]

@@noone-wn1se i lagit threw up

[@ChristianBoy_49]

4:22 She can to cheer, from the back seat, "I WANT MCDONALDS, and if I don't get it..... imma eat you.

[@YOUR_CLONE141_official]

This was the first video I genuinely didn’t want to finish

[@laurensouche-gîte]

Love you, Nikko! You can tell you have kind content while keeping true to your (very reasonable, defended with your life) values. Thanks for brightening our day - esp because this month is fucking depressing as fuck. We need you!

[@Mintoo-e9t]

Finally someone that’s not afraid to spit the facts online

[@wenchielauren]

Love the random SAVAGE appearance!

[@JulieParker-z4i]

The grocery bills. I wonder how.

[@Jared-Whitfield]

Food stamps... Government assistance. I don't understand either...

[@LouisaGray-o2d]

*I didn't even finish writing this commen...*

[@xancanbbx]

haha, neither di......

[@penguino7571]

@@xancanbbx Sa...

[@gatsby7756]

lol, that’s pretty g……..

[@Kate-cb5kq]

I'd respond with "I'm so sorry sir" to that thing in the restaurant

[@LironBanay-m9u]

i just realised i used "bro" twice in one sentence. im sorry. bro

[@maryjane4432]

Places are refusing to let them film in their restaurants.

[@chuckyxii10]

"I'm so sorry sir, I don't judge based on looks, you sound like a man."

[@The13Boogyman]

I don't have a problem with trans people but I do with this trans person

[@Mythik1]

No it's my bad bro

[@richiehardison6132]

0:49 nah imma crash out and everyyyyy body is going bye bye

[@maryjane4432]

Same it hurts it’s so bad

[@TheNoobGreG]

Dude would be getting all 80 rounds I bought for my Garand, and he's lucky 80 was all I could afford after buying it.

[@jakubgrzybek6181]

it is not real no way dude didn't smell it or projectile vomit after tasting it

[@BeastgamerYTRP]

“Why did they hit the second tower” got me rolling on the floor laughing 😂

[@Anthony-vq1wn]

Nikko, well I made it through the video and now I don't feel so good. I think you owe me an apology for having to endure that.😂

[@hugothetornado166]

2:26 yep this is where I’m quitting 💀💀💀

[@OwMo4]

ID HIT!!!!!

[@Oniongerbil_6730]

4:23 Damn that jump made an earthquake 🤣

[@will475fortheguys]

Front ass is crazy 🤣

[@jordankyle1888]

LMAO NAH I DIED AT "she got a sandbag in her pants" 😂😂😂

[@corie_1032]

3:55 His green hair tells it all.

[@bdm744]

6:26 had to make sure nobody was around me.

[@smakajo_navajo]

I almost quit from this... This video should tolerance test for the military.

[@Burning_Memory27]

On diddy

[@Hughjanus454]

2:49 the arena entrance classic.

[@BookNooksandpages]

5:29 "Ziza da f*** outta them"😂😂

[@Texaspokem11]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICK GURR!!! 🎉

[@fujikurayami01]

Nikko's commentary is the only way I'm able to watch this shit and it be somewhat bearable

[@tj4003]

8:04 deepest most masculine voice ever... "I'm a woman" 😂 atleast she's a handsome woman 😅

[@jonathantrejo707]

I wasn't expecting the "savage" tattoo

[@ChristopherElsaesser]

6:34 bro why does this girl look like she’d be the lead singer for cannibal corpse

[@gatsby7756]

Real

[@gatsby7756]

Go bills

[@KirstenLovesJesus]

7:19 i had to laugh because i caught myself making the SAME EXACT FACE 😂

[@VestalVids]

4:43 thought the red dot on her head was a sniper taking aim

[@MamasFunkyMonkey]

1:04 that poop thats lands on his shirt LOL

[@jonathanstampe4735]

0:27 is crazy😭😭

[@evanvanalstyne8742]

Bro I'd rather have the Bois gargoyling in the barracks 24/7 then watch this video again

[@supermarinedragonace8648]

"DUDE THATS NOT COOL!!!!"

[@cevannacarter9146]

"if you can identify as, I can identify you as" literally so true

[@kaykovo1]

The Maserati on the sidewalk is giving Baton Rouge 😆

[@Michael97Moore]

It hurt to watch

[@kaykovo1]

@Michael97Moore it really did lol

[@RAH..SPOOKZZ]

what if I do finish it?

[@calebandrews7563]

Indescribable suffering

[@sammorales9505]

Expect Nikko to crash into your room and start tweaking on that ass.

[@StrangeQuestion...]

Pain. True pain.

[@Em240Braho]

He call me a sir 😖😣😥🥺

[@phoenixzero-me7rv]

Nico has to give you a handy

[@tamarwilk9257]

Nikko best KZbin by far i love this channel!! this is my study break. Probably the best study break I ever had thank you Nikko!!

[@K0tt0n]

2:37 I'm sorry, but for everyone in the community. That takes offense to anything this guy is saying. There's a lot worse that could be said.😂😂😂 love your vids Nikko❤❤

[@averthewin1689]

if only they heard the thoughts in my head when i see people like that

[@K0tt0n]

@averthewin1689 🤣🤣it's ok, the thought for just....people. let alone the people that go over the top...it's alot

[@PeytonWatkins-tp9mf]

“THREE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY FIVE POUNDSSSSSSS “ agreed very much agreed

[@no-oneyou-know1558]

the commentary is too funny not to watch the whole cringe buffet

[@matthewwilliams5378]

Bro kills it every time I love these videos 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kevindarrell2504]

About 4:00 is enough

[@cyndyIrwin-n8h]

Nikko, your laugh is contagious 😄

[@KS-KILLSWITCH]

Nikko posted in my birthday😭

[@bentleyross764]

Happy birthday man

[@noone-wn1se]

happy birthday

[@chadthompson4177]

Happy birthday my guy

[@four4the3]

Bro its my birthday too

[@KS-KILLSWITCH]

@@four4the3 happy birthday to you

[@peterweber5098]

Stayed for the whole video, laughed the whole time😂

[@UnnoneWandering]

3:24 Your pronouns are not my concern. You don't decide how I act towards you. I do.

[@PatronElTV]

3:50 im out 😂😂😂

[@elchupanibre3653]

Read this at the same time. I cant man. We got one cross dresser in town, the other one ran away and sepukud so i just cant deal with this shit.

[@Hughjanus454]

That therapist knowledge makes sense. You're a genius private Gump. Seriously though almost like prison for profit. Or military industrial complex for Peace.

[@John_Wick1775]

7:07 they do not shower and if they do, it's rain water

[@noone-wn1se]

5:45 as an autistic, I can't say if she (Actually, probably they) are autistic, but I kinda get it? But I was doing that in primary school before diagnosis. at that age? She may have it worse than me, but... Come on. Most schools have at least an option where you can leave class if you have autism and are getting overwhelmed, at least where I live.

[@wilfreddv]

Yeah, I used to be a restarted kid. Never blamed it on autism though. When I got diagnosed a realized I had to deal with that shit, not use it as a way to get attention and act out.

[@christianmcgee2169]

2:24 okay that really fucked me up lmfao😂😂😂 I’m gonna keep going

[@mehrunesxt1332]

made it to 1:42

[@Ranchgamer71]

4:36 I though the red dot on his head was a laser and he was going to get shot😂😂😂

[@JaysonMcArthur-mr5hf]

6:15 what neck?

[@andrewgallup9348]

I would like to personally thank you for the nightmare fuel nikko

[@vincehill7556]

He took judge free to a whole different level

[@RitaJeff]

You're a creative genius, seriously!

[@ArcticAndroid-on9pw]

5:03 "madam, get down! Sniper!"

[@Milkywayboy]

Happy birthday N--- 😂 Bravo whoever did that

[@hisgross]

I was about to tap out then I got to the Nikko real talk segment and regained hope in humanity.

[@Tomlovesgame]

im autistic i a can control it 5:50

[@crawdadlando4053]

It just wanted to demonstrate its elk like qualities. Pitch and weight being implied.

[@HenryNavikas]

The person in the video gives autistic people a bad name

[@BasketballClips2332]

I love your videos and I love everything you do You are also hilarious 😂

[@Warfnix]

Lit Wasn't even the first comment

[@Hughjanus454]

5:00 is why recruiters must meet PT standards.

[@Blainek2027]

Love the vid nikkooo

[@MeatPouncer99]

8:48 As a transgender person, (female to male) I loovve how you spoke to the "Misgendered Female" she is known as a terrible rep for us we anit all like that ❤😂

[@CocoaWitch]

Ditto but MtF and honestly if they refuse to put effort in to pass then I refuse, like sorry In know what is involved and the effort needed and they have clearly put no effort into their voice at all

[@MeatPouncer99]

@CocoaWitch oh no absolutely not I was doing the best I could with being on T and they can't even try? It gives us a bad rap :( 🩷🫶

[@MeatPouncer99]

@CocoaWitch also ur pfp is so cute

[@CocoaWitch]

@ Thank you ^^

[@John_Wick1775]

Nikko, you should be a stand up comedian, I'd fully support you brother

[@noahmiller159]

Love your videos Nikko! your amazing

[@exotic_dragon3215]

I love the vids! Keep up the amazing work!!

[@maxompri]

nikko ur channel is litterally so funny🙄🙄🙄

[@mamamia571]

Why the eye roll

[@TheFurryStormtroopa]

Bro your medieval accent with the fat jokes is on another level in itself haha😂

[@nahvr]

Nikko this is hard to watch… I wanna give you runtime, but you did this to us 😂

[@tuckerhuffman4795]

These cringe videos ALWAYS physically and mentally hurt! But i cant look away 🤣🤣🤣

[@StolasGoeita-hv4zl]

1:51 Chris Kattan energy 😂

[@John_Astartes]

Only Nikko can get me through this stuff, it’s always got some weird freaky stuff

[@gingerbaker_toad696]

Goddamn your random rants get better and better 😂 👉👌🤏

[@Owensuhoversnikog]

I love your video is make my day 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Nikko funny

[@sten1703]

6:50 Steve Buscemi is that you?

[@christianmcgee2169]

3:50 okay man wtf 😂why do they show the world they are insane?😅😂

[@taijcarter4538]

I love nikko and I agree with everything he says usually. He is never afraid to speak on the obvious

[@edwardgollihugh2019]

8:20 dude is a baritone and wants people to call him a woman😅😂

[@Redmarine1983]

That tuck and roll was an attempted sewer slide

[@mamamia571]

Happy birthday Nikko!

[@TSA595]

man i cant even drink a coffee while watching this

[@SandyVasquez-n1t]

I love every time you talk every time you speak it makes me laugh I mean you're so awesome cool I love you man 💗💗💗💗💗

[@Bankai465]

The last one was funny yet wholesome

[@TheChrisrock55555]

7:47 : Just like the plane, I'm crashing out.

[@CornerStoreDrums]

Nikko entertainment level = 💯

[@shawnaclark6981]

Well I made it through the whole video thanks to Nikko being my support "weapon" system 😂

[@JDF1996]

Nikko is 100% SAVAGE for this one! Mf got me crying fr 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@EthynHarvey-co1xu]

6:00 BREAKING NEWS! Hawaii has completely been taken over by the largest tsunami to ever hit the world.

[@tj4003]

7:02 their socks definitely crusty n smell like fritos 😂

[@theofficialtundrania7016]

I love watching you react to these cringe videos

[@EhhAbob]

I love nikko😂

[@Morbid_Freyja27]

All the way baby! Whoo! 😂💀💀💀

[@TheKillerman3333]

Military logic: yes I called you sir, women in the military are also called sir. You look like you belong to the navy and are a high ranking navy person, sir.

[@Zat463]

8:21 the deepest voice in the room “she/her dawg be respectful”

[@pleasurewasmine3173]

i agree, behavior like the person who goes to restaurants waiting for someone to tell them something they dont want to hear just to throw it back at them and cause a scene is sociopath behavior and maybe even terrorist behavior. causing people to feel bad and confuse them and get them in trouble just to feel better about yourself is toxic

[@ArcticAndroid-on9pw]

I can watch the news all the way through, this shit doesn't even phase me anymore.

[@Sure_You_Betcha]

I hope the manager just continued to call it, "sir. "

[@Goatgamer1247]

3:24 sorry sir my bad 😂💀😎