Depressing that only 15% of artists make over 10k in a year. It’s a hard gig to crack and even harder now that almost everything has been done by someone else
@SkywalkerPaul7 ай бұрын
That's why the art market is so stable
@user-xm9ms5dl8d4 жыл бұрын
It's just a way for people to launder money.
@aragantd56114 жыл бұрын
Now that make more sense now
@campkira4 жыл бұрын
yeah rich people tranfer money to each other.. it the same with sneakerhead and any collector market... you can not just walk to the shop and get them...
@itza83344 жыл бұрын
💲 Laundering 101
@AyathuthukaMhlongo3 ай бұрын
Stay poor
@deathwizard19964 жыл бұрын
Art teachers: anime is not art Some guy: I just sold a banana duck Tape to a wall for billions of dollars
@carbonskateboarding53184 жыл бұрын
i dont think ive ever come across an art teacher that would say anime isnt art
@intosomethingsometimes21934 жыл бұрын
i still couldnt believe that.
@Sageboy134 жыл бұрын
Wow teachers say that? I’d link them videos of mangaka drawing characters then
@deathwizard19964 жыл бұрын
Not all art teachers are like that but it is pretty common in the art community.
@traplover63574 жыл бұрын
Art teachers don't say that its not art. They would just say drawing only anime instead of realism will affect proportions of people being drawn if you switch up styles.
@Joshyohmygoshy4 жыл бұрын
Well this is a perfect way to start my poor Saturday, while doing overtime.
@hooligan11794 жыл бұрын
I'm on Nightshift, but here too! 😂
@hooligan11794 жыл бұрын
I'm on Nightshift, but yeah here too!
@pizzakiller85544 жыл бұрын
@@hooligan1179
@s1k1t14 жыл бұрын
Literally me
@pest1744 жыл бұрын
You guys are working?! Lucky!
@elveheim4 жыл бұрын
Why not buy a school in Africa and give a lot of children a free education. That would be art in my eyes.
@kerrymoorey28674 жыл бұрын
That would be the most beautiful art I had ever seen by far !! Or paying the proper enforcement to rescue the little children from Indonesia and Indias red light districts forced to work the streets and locked in brothels... These people worring about such material items bananas taped you walls and a lot of junk and waste of space are true losers in my eyes.
@Alex-rd2ur4 жыл бұрын
@IronicallyVague you personally did that? Wow! What's the school called?
@fredb28584 жыл бұрын
How are u gonna make profit doing that?
@biguprochester4 жыл бұрын
Or stop pretending that going to mars is worth not feeding every starving person indefinitely
@barq79394 жыл бұрын
IronicallyVague You don’t do it for what others think, you do it from the kindness of your heart/soul
@BizzeeB4 жыл бұрын
I buy a lot of original art because I like to look at it, but this video does a great job of clarifying why I shouldn't expect to make any money off of selling it - the people who would be inclined to buy the artists I collect aren't rich, so there's no reason for my pieces to appreciate.
@neyedol4 жыл бұрын
One of the better vice vids - entertaining and immediately forgettable. Welcome to KZbin.
@EnJayLovesMogu4 жыл бұрын
Da Vinci and Picasso be silent ever since the Banana in the wall came out
@Sadab3604 жыл бұрын
Dude!!! This is really funny 🤣
@trebledc4 жыл бұрын
Yes because they like bananas.
@sanbetski4 жыл бұрын
This is just an excuse to launder money and avoid taxes for the rich people
@13orrax4 жыл бұрын
thats exactly what the banana duct taped to the wall is trying to illustrate....which is why its brilliant
@zooofsocks19244 жыл бұрын
@@13orrax what
@spasticbrit4 жыл бұрын
Correct, nothing but thinly veiled laundering.
@JamieZero7 Жыл бұрын
It's not laundering money, it's legal. It's a new stock market.
@____Rahaf4 жыл бұрын
The sad part isn’t about “the mediocre so called art” it’s that there are true talented artists in the world that aren’t discovered and probably will not be discovered because they don’t have the opportunity to showcase their art!
@remenemenev4 жыл бұрын
2 words: money laundering
@BothHands14 жыл бұрын
always with these rich people, laundering money, dodging taxes, and stealing from the poor. just rich people things
@pest1744 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@chrisklugh4 жыл бұрын
I love how we call complain about these loop holes rich people make to launder money, dodge taxes and steal from the poor and yet nobody else uses their systems. Its legal. Everyone should be laundering money, avoiding taxes and stealing from strangers. Dog eat Dog world out there. Are you just somebody else's lunch? Eat or shut the f*ck up!
@iShuffleAtRaves4 жыл бұрын
dodging taxes? no one can beat the IRS, they end up paying one way or another. even el chapo is paying now.
@chrisklugh4 жыл бұрын
@@iShuffleAtRaves Only so long as you know whether your are the cat or the mouse. El Chapo was the mouse. If your the mouse, pay the cat or be eaten. There are plenty of business and personal entities out there where the Gov is the mouse. They don't beat the IRS, they use the IRS for their strategic benefit. After all, if you want something in life, why would you pay for it if you can get someone else to? Citizens are collateral. IRS organizes this.
@BothHands14 жыл бұрын
Chris Klugh i'd prefer a utilitarian, egalitarian society, rather than this dog-eat-dog bs you men have set up over the past few millennia. and i'll continue to fight and vote for my beliefs. if i believe what they're doing to be wrong, how could i do it myself? besides that, you need to be a billionaire to take full advantage of the majority of these loopholes anyway. maybe there are a few you can use as an average citizen to save 100$ or something, but these billionaires are collectively stealing trillions of dollars that should have gone to tax, to fix worn out roads, give our children better education, train police officers better, ensure we have clean air and water, etc. fixing roads not only helps us, when we get a flat tire from a pot hole and have to throw 300$ down to get it replaced, but it also makes trucking more efficient, thereby increasing economic efficiency. but they don't even care about their own businessess, even if their company could make 2 billion dollars in the next 10 years due to improved efficiency, they'd rather steal the 1 billion now and put it in their own pockets, making out entire economic system less efficient and more of a plutocracy.
@pest1744 жыл бұрын
'Banana on wall' is amateur hour. When I went to a Hunter College MFA program, I saw master pieces like 'shoe insole on wall', 'piece of tape on wall', and 'half empty whiskey bottle on wall'.
@luckycharms80202 жыл бұрын
At least the banana is edible
@dcarroll3274 жыл бұрын
This is the perfect example of people with too much money
@EwYoureCringe4 жыл бұрын
Patronage also has a huge affect on the value of art. Jay-Z brags about he buys paintings and then sells them for a lot more money, but no matter what painting he bought the value would increase simply bc Jay Z owned it...
@axelpatrickb.pingol32284 жыл бұрын
That is called "provenance" in the collecting market...
@EwYoureCringe4 жыл бұрын
Another thing rich people will do is they will donate paintings to get tax write offs. The paintings can be seriously over valued and way more than anyone would ever pay for, but since they are donating it, no one cares.
@Zuentax2 жыл бұрын
You get a collection artist and keep it between friends at high prices.. you lend these to art galleries and use them as collateral for loans... now you can put that money in whatever the price wont drop because its inflated between friends lol. And if you sell 1 piece to a arabic prince know that it will be going for more cause you make trades with higher values... so you can get more using it as collateral loans are an expense.. tax write offs
@johnlopez55314 жыл бұрын
“Bullshit..bullshit..derivative” - Ongo Gablogian
@tylerhackner97314 жыл бұрын
Feels like there’s more money involved than sense lol
@lisandroge4 жыл бұрын
Its probably a momey laundry tactic.
@mdavis32624 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@InvestOrama2 жыл бұрын
Amazingly well edited and researched, now I wish I could level up my own video on art investing
@ZadenZane9 ай бұрын
2:48 I don't know about Jasper Johns' flag but the frame it was in looked gorgeous
@bariizlam6384 жыл бұрын
“Ass, it’s a chance to see the world from a new perspective!”- I thought that’s what he said in the beginning of the video!! You
@m1l224 жыл бұрын
Banana on the wall... How could they think of such a magnificent art form, Its beauty is just pure orgasmic. Definitely justifies the price tag.
@tonbonthemon4 жыл бұрын
The harsh, grimy silver duct tape - a clear representation of cold hard modernity - holds a banana to the wall. Just as the man of modernity is crafted by the norms of post-industrialism, the banana is life crafted by genetic engineering. And just as the modern man is destined to die in an iron cage without fulfilling his true purpose - often to the delight of the bourgeois - this banana is destined to rot off the wall, having never been eaten and savored. The wonderful thing about art is that you can project whatever meaning you want onto it. Sometimes it's like the more 5 dollar words you use to describe it, the higher the value.
@m1l224 жыл бұрын
tonbonthemon You explained it better than I ever could’ve done.
@moltenlava18774 жыл бұрын
@@tonbonthemon + This banana can compliment ur smol banana
@unclejeffthechad94594 жыл бұрын
I have an oId rotten French Cheese in my fridge. I wonder if it will be accepted as an interesting art for rich peopIe...
@akaachanz4 жыл бұрын
Perfectly ok
@pest1744 жыл бұрын
You would be surprised.
@iwrotethis47124 жыл бұрын
$1000 for that
@moltenlava18774 жыл бұрын
Put it on a plate, Decorate it and write a paragraph full of extremely influential blabber describing it Ex : A soul, Which is destined to be used to feed the ones who appreciate it has to lie lifelessly, On a broken porcelain. This indicates the fate of humans who wanted to be known far and wide, But has to rot till the end of his life on a small cracking plate and die from inside 😭😭😭
@FingeringThings4 жыл бұрын
I’d splash a bit of paint on a canvas and rich people would call it “beautiful” or “Powerful” and sell it for $100 million
@tylerhackner97314 жыл бұрын
Anything is these days Lol
@radium76624 жыл бұрын
just like Jackson Pollock!!! right?!
@radium76624 жыл бұрын
really trynna get that checkmark:(
@notreveh4 жыл бұрын
I like his sarcasm.
@SKgyebaek4 жыл бұрын
i just stuck a banana on the wall wheres my 6 figure cheque
@bingoberra184 жыл бұрын
Why is everything about what rich people do. Let us poor people buy our art, and they will buy their art without anyone interfering in anyone elses business?
@HappyRussians4 жыл бұрын
I’m a classic art dealer. Please don’t put classic art with contemporary art business. Our practices are completely different and are much more affordable than you think.
@JisudrawsYt7 ай бұрын
I only want to say to buy directly from the artist to give him /her craft a real value. Please 🙏❤
@PASTRAMIKick4 жыл бұрын
Art made by people like Leonardo DaVinci should not be sold like that, it's a human heritage piece, that should not be owned by a single person like that. Sell the modern art garbage, but leave the classic Renaissance art alone in a museum or something
@Mr_Sandman-s3q4 жыл бұрын
So the first thing people do during a pandemic Is buy Art?
@moltenlava18774 жыл бұрын
hey reich, What plans do u have for Muslims ?
@AyathuthukaMhlongo3 ай бұрын
Yeah to protect wealth
@JoleneLin782 жыл бұрын
Agreed! Just bought a piece of art from a U.K. Artist and it made (and will continue to make) my day for just £150! :)
@bilakh74 жыл бұрын
Everything I hear an auction, yeah...its a money laundry show!
@stutter40644 жыл бұрын
Ahh art. A conspiracy between the rich and artists to make poor people feel stupid
@w.urlitzer18699 ай бұрын
very uninformed, just a jumble of separate art market related issues.
@karimshaik53434 жыл бұрын
The banana doesnt rott. ...its really art...
@vizuboygaming4 жыл бұрын
So basically you need money to get money, which we have known all along. Got it.
@AyathuthukaMhlongo3 ай бұрын
Or SELL TIME GET MONEY...USE MONEY FOR MORE MONEY
@moltenlava18774 жыл бұрын
The reason why rich people get richer They are wayyy more smart and cunning
@JOSEPHCHARLESCOLIN20242 жыл бұрын
I just put my hand up teacher
@Kanal7Indonesia4 жыл бұрын
Art in the past : Baroque, Renaissance, Classical *Art now* :
@FireDude-py6qn4 жыл бұрын
So they're telling me that is I buy a blank poster board duct tape a banana to it I could be a millionaire?
@mdavis32624 жыл бұрын
Art has value because people give it value...it has no fundamental value...i get buying it as a investment but not for personal enjoyment
@bryn68444 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile I am shoplifting clothes for my little sister
@banzaaiiiii4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@czemuczemuczemu19584 жыл бұрын
I just wrote a MA thesis on the topic and how art restitution can increase soft power. Hit me up if you would like to read it!
@giwdly15424 жыл бұрын
Legal way to wash money
@davidmayhew80835 ай бұрын
And certainly the artist won't!
@bziganti4 жыл бұрын
"Support small artists" Shows some of the worst art I've ever seen
@NorthPoleSun4 жыл бұрын
Tbh they weren't that bad. I liked the first one better, though.
@jayaprakashmohan96174 жыл бұрын
If people can support a rotting banana...its in the eyes of the beholder!
@311pique3 жыл бұрын
this presenter has a nice taste in music. nice
@AzureSku114 жыл бұрын
We shouldn’t be listening to a guy wearing blue light blocking lens.
@ahmadbader63384 жыл бұрын
Artistic way to launder money.
@youcantalwaysgetwhatyouwan66874 жыл бұрын
i'm selling my smelly socks... $200,000 is the bid.. bout you?
@specialgems4 жыл бұрын
Ok Sir. Good Morning
@immerfly4 жыл бұрын
random hiroshi nagai on the wall
@realamerican50164 жыл бұрын
These people don't deserve to have money.
@essye1004 жыл бұрын
Johns didn't make money from that $110 million - it was from an auction. most artists and galleries don't get money from a resale.- but yeah it's all laundering .
@davidferrer6784 жыл бұрын
StellaGroov there’s easier ways to launder money. The whole buying art to launder money bs was disproven already yet people keep acting it’s true.
@knamon8644 жыл бұрын
Art can be a big ass Con game at times.
@calipdis24 жыл бұрын
Might tape a potato in a wall and sell it for 2 million bucks
@thousandaireradio3199 Жыл бұрын
I think Vice is trashier than live love laugh signs but I allowed this one to play and enjoyed it.
@jam43874 жыл бұрын
Vice telling you being rich bad, support my deviant art OC and not my dali piece. Like people can spend their money where they want lmao
@JackTheDeergal4 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows furries single-handedly keep the art market afloat lmao
@jpsimas24 жыл бұрын
why didn't you mention someone ate that banana?
@cryisfree5104 жыл бұрын
I see that plantasia poster
@Vools373 жыл бұрын
And now there are NFTs...
@X_---_X4 жыл бұрын
Who says im not rich?
@howdepressing24954 жыл бұрын
Title isn't really accurate but okay.
@sammyhamawi59404 жыл бұрын
Why feed poor people when art can be bought
@elazarpimentel53404 жыл бұрын
The Chinese people might have a different option about China being free. You might want to check on that.
@ApocalypseNowWithEli4 жыл бұрын
This was a really interesting piece from VICE.
@rohan96214 жыл бұрын
who says art is dying
@results45264 жыл бұрын
This video is a work of art.
@realzubidoo4 жыл бұрын
Its called money laundering
@norwegianboyee4 жыл бұрын
So if i duct tape a banana to a wall and sell it to rich idiots i get rich too?!
@spaceishigh4 жыл бұрын
Omg... that kid that busted the statue in the museum..... I'd leave the kid there and he can work off his debt for the rest of his life, little bastard... def. wouldn't be paying them over $100k. Then again, my kid wouldn't be unattended in the museum scaling fine art......
@laletra57554 жыл бұрын
ark sells because thats how they money launder
@godhasabandonedme16434 жыл бұрын
Stay woke porople
@johndoeing4 жыл бұрын
For a long time in human history the highest class was supposed to be the most sophisticated etc, modern art really exposed how that isn't true at all.
@d_rizzle4268 Жыл бұрын
Who would pay six figures for a banana ducktaped to a wall...
@AyathuthukaMhlongo3 ай бұрын
It tells a story that most people wouldn't understand.....it holds value to people
@denyel_4 жыл бұрын
money laundering at its classiest
@kruzzy25474 жыл бұрын
g wizz got here quick
@igotyoulolz4 жыл бұрын
False, I've made money from flipping art...
@igotyoulolz4 жыл бұрын
One example of the first art piece I flipped. A small 7 inch statue I picked up at a swap meet for a dollar. Resold 2 weeks later for $325. And no that's not a ton of money but it sold at 325% more than I paid.
@jamescrud4 жыл бұрын
@@igotyoulolz Do it consistently and you've got a decent hustle going. Do it once or twice and it means nothing.
@ericswain4177 Жыл бұрын
Well not quite true !
@TimeFactor_Entertainment Жыл бұрын
Do it and you will be...dang
@tubirrr45694 жыл бұрын
One way of so called "elegant" way to launder ur money
@prajjwalkhatimusic4 жыл бұрын
WTF a banana and duct tape...
@NotTroll14224 жыл бұрын
Vice news don’t turn me into a live laugh love sign! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@SusanDianeHowell4 жыл бұрын
4 In answer to the question-Is not the reckoning of God’s time, angel’s time, prophet’s time, and man’s time, according to the planet on which they reside? 5 I answer, Yes. But there are no angels who minister to this earth but those who do belong or have belonged to it. 6 The angels do not reside on a planet like this earth; 7 But they reside in the presence of God, on a globe like a sea of glass and fire, where all things for their glory are manifest, past, present, and future, and are continually before the Lord. 8 The place where God resides is a great Urim and Thummim. 9 This earth, in its sanctified and immortal state, will be made like unto crystal and will be a Urim and Thummim to the inhabitants who dwell thereon, whereby all things pertaining to an inferior kingdom, or all kingdoms of a lower order, will be manifest to those who dwell on it; and this earth will be Christ’s. 10 Then the white stone mentioned in Revelation 2:17, will become a Urim and Thummim to each individual who receives one, whereby things pertaining to a higher order of kingdoms will be made known; 11 And a white stone is given to each of those who come into the celestial kingdom, whereon is a new name written, which no man knoweth save he that receiveth it. The new name is the key word. The Doctrine and Covenants 130:4-11
@Gunnxorz4 жыл бұрын
Just remember people with wealth are different from you. You are not wealthy and you never will be. Do not even try to become wealthier than you already are.
@marte74564 жыл бұрын
Shut up
@nitrous912314 жыл бұрын
NFT Art doesn’t gaf about exposure. superrare.co
@qanye4 жыл бұрын
Finesse The Rich.
@epsilonxvi56753 жыл бұрын
arts in asia is anime
@MichailAgustusSolomonic4 жыл бұрын
Make "Robo NJESUS", you will rich 💲💰💵
@heckzotica4 жыл бұрын
All art should be free.
@SetuBandhUpadhyay4 жыл бұрын
This dude’s amazing.
@joekeanetv4 жыл бұрын
Want this to have a realistic price, add a property tax on high value pieces.
@richardwilmotph.d67474 жыл бұрын
ART IS A TOILET.
@aggressivelyzoe4 жыл бұрын
@doodlesbydylan on instagram!! it’s my friend and he’s really talented lol
@kubwayodavid4 жыл бұрын
The subtle sarcasm is on point 👌🏿
@mainlinemitch4 жыл бұрын
C'mon guy..... It's always to soon for a Kashoggi joke breh.
@Stoney-Jacksman4 жыл бұрын
Pay an influential person. Let that influential person gossip/shop it around. Create a story around it...and bam...even a turd can become a expensive art piece that displays the shittyness of the world. And of course sheeple will follow that new created 'truth'. The masses are always just following all day long. This is the formula of all these new vague created bubbles of bull-ish. Everything to avoid silence and introspection. Btw.You can buy this comment for $200 and show it off to your friends.
@mattnewhouse17814 жыл бұрын
Art is an investment. You wont make billions trading penny stocks either.