Young CPAs Tell Their Favorite Accounting Jokes

[@richl4769]

Sitting through this video was really taxing. But then again, there's no accounting for taste.

[@michaelswensen4667]

Rich L that was a good one

[@CherylChu]

What does an accountant say when boarding a train? ‘Mind the GAAP’.

[@squishyhippie4059]

A mathematician, an engineer, a lawyer, and an accountant were all up for a job interview: The mathematician was called in and asked as part of the interview, “What is 1+1?” The mathematician gets his calculator out and does the calculation and says “2.” The engineer is then asked the same question when he is called in and he asks for some paper and a pencil. He then draws a few diagrams and he again says, “2.” The lawyer is again asked the question, thinks about it for a second, does some research and says “This answer was proven back in 1946 in the case of 1 vs 1 in which the answer was found to be 2.” The accountant is then asked the same question and he stands up, closes the blinds, turns off the light, closes the door, gets really close and whispers “What do you want it to be?”

[@thehokipoki]

I have a mug that has my favorite "I'm like a one sided balance sheet...All Assets, No Liabilities"

[@dbenninghouse4782]

1. How do you know when an accountant is on vacation? He doesn’t wear a tie and comes in after 8 a.m. 2. An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. “Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night,” he says. “Have you tried counting sheep?” asks the doctor. “That’s the problem - I make a mistake and then spend six hours trying to find it.” 3. What’s an accountant’s favorite brand of cereal? Post! 4. How do you know if your son or daughter is going to be a CPA? When you read them the story of Cinderella and get to the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden carriage, and they ask, “Is that ordinary income or a capital gain?” 5. You might be a tax accountant if ... ... you refer to your child as Deduction 214. 6. An accountant, after reading a nursery rhyme to his child, says, “No, son. It wouldn’t be tax deductible when Little Bo Peep loses her sheep. But I like your thinking.” 7. What do you call a trial balance that doesn’t balance? A late night. 8. A young accountant fresh out of college is interviewed by the owner of a small business. “I need someone with an accounting degree,” says the man. “But mainly I’m looking for someone to do my worrying for me. I have lots of things to worry about, but I want someone else to worry about money matters.” “OK,” says the accountant. “How much are you offering?” “You can start at $75,000 a year,” says the owner. “That’s a great salary!” says the young accountant. “How can a business like yours afford to pay so much?” “That,” says the man, “is your first worry.”

[@raywasser6820]

What did the female account say when she broke up with her accountant boyfriend? "You're so accrual! You don't depreciate me anymore!

[@bhagatonlineeducation7837]

Depreciation is an accrual concept. I know that wasn't the point of your joke, just clarifying. Good day.

[@raywasser6820]

@@bhagatonlineeducation7837 The point of the joke is nerdy accounting humor, sorry it flew way over your head.

[@tieroneservices]

Old accountants never die...they just depreciate.

[@joed5419]

Am I a CPA with a drinking problem, or an alcoholic with a public accounting problem?

[@michaelkinsman594]

How do you tell a bad accountant? He always loses his balance.

[@youtubeaccount5153]

None of us think we are typical accountants. Maybe that’s the best joke of all.

[@krishnaprasannavankayala5988]

I love that auditor joke 🤣 Yes it's true we auditors make an opinion on books of accounts 😀

[@alyz4745]

Why did the auditor crossed the road? Cuz he looked in the file and that's what he did last year 😅😁

[@DmytroHavrykov]

Interview in my country - How much is 2+2? - And how much do you need? - You are hired!

[@markehesse5000]

A woman is told by her doctor that she has 6 months to live. "Is there anything I can ¶ do?" she asks.¶ "Yes there is, "the doctor replies. "You could marry a tax accountant."¶ "How will that help my illness?" the woman asks.¶ "Oh, it won't help your illness," says the doctor, "but it will make that 6 months seem ¶ like an eternity!"

[@StarLeo_]

Accounting is accrual job

[@sensii112]

What is 1+1? Engineer: definitely 2! Doctor: of course 2! Accountant: how much do you want? 😂😂😂

[@robgrune3284]

Who did the CPA bring to liven up the EOY party? ....... his banker.

[@beng699]

How do tell an extroverted accountant? When he talks to you he stares to your shoes.

[@thaler67]

...Instead of his own.

[@17ultralimited69]

What do CPA's use for birth control? Their personalities.

[@drenee1416]

Omg.. this is old, but Hilarious!! lmao

[@JesseHerschbein]

an accountant, a lawyer, and a doctor walk into a bar. The bartender says.."What is this...a joke?" ba-dum. tish.

[@raywasser6820]

This is filed under dad jokes, but as long as we're engaging in bartender humor: Pair of jumper cables walks into a bar. Bartender sez, "I'll serve you but dont start anything. Guaranteed to make your kid groan and roll their eyes.

[@tferriter1]

I wrote this one for my ex husband....What does the accountant call Alimony? Salvage Value:)

[@guyfinancialservices1173]

When you ask your accountant "What is two plus two?" what answer indicates a good accountant? Answer: "What do you want it to be?" Ha Ha

[@ms.h3853]

Why did the accountant cross the road? To bore the people on the other side!

[@chrisfeld7505]

How do you know if your accountant has an outgoing personality? He looks at your shoes when he speaks instead of his own.

[@thaneindranaidu8688]

Why the Inventory was overvalued? Because the items were not telling the obsolete truth.

[@rwr313]

Yes, I do think I can do better. How can you tell an extroverted accountant? He's looking at your shoes instead of his own.

[@klumszy]

Did i tell you the story about the accountant and zzzzzzzz.....

[@drenee1416]

Lmao

[@JohnSmith-qm4go]

what do you call an accountant with no personality? An actuary.

[@SelenaHernandez]

So cute