Young JEFFERIES was a different BEAST! Jim Jefferies - RELIGION (her first time watching)

[@G_Demolished]

“Set logic aside and focus on the horror part” This is the religious recruiting strategy in a nutshell.

[@js.3490]

I was thinking the same thing

[@Rob-yl1vq]

Number 1 rule if you want somebody to do what you want them to do, scare them into to doing it

[@stephenhails4657]

Boo

[@Chris-ch1oy]

“Let’s put logic aside” is the crux of almost every religious argument.

[@toolsreviewsandmore5326]

I'm from Romania,statistically the most religious country in Europe.Although i was baptised as a christian and i am surrounded by believers and churches on every corner,i never believed. I cannot understand how grown up people can believe in childish stories that make no sense,believe in a mythology book that contradicts everything we know about reality...i cannot i i will never understand.

[@nedshipman4719]

I don't see any contradictions

[@TheNeonParadox]

I do love how every couple hundred years, as science advances, more and more of the stories in the Old and New Testaments become "just metaphor" but the remainder remains, "real history." That's remainder just keeps getting smaller and smaller, doesn't it? Lol

[@FurbyPurrson]

"It was metaphorical", "it's free will" lol never seen religious people get this uncomfortable.😂

[@WW-Reactions]

It's definitely a trigger point

[@jimreid4367]

For all those who believe in the bible ponder this thought . It says in the bible that heaven has a capacity of 144,000 and God will choose these people from all tribes & languages . Selections began after the death of Christ . Now surely after 2,024 years heaven would be full to the brim a long time ago . Does this mean that all religious leaders in the world are merely ticket touts trying sell you a place in a venue that is already sold out ? There are religious wars all over the world and for what ? Revelations 14:3,3 .

[@nedshipman4719]

That's not what the Bible says

[@XDarkSyntaXOriginal]

Hell was a creation of the church. A retired Catholic Bishop admitted it on National TV. I think his name was John Spong.

[@galadballcrusher8182]

Yes and no. Let's go by that premise that church invented hell. Then there is a problem. You see way before christianity and church there lived a famous figure among Jews....king Solomon. He was also famous as a mage. There are two occult books attributed to him that comprise so called Solomonic magic. One of the 2 is called the Key and is a short relatively blist of summoning incantations and instructions on how to use them to bring various demons from Hell within a circle, subdue them by threatening that you will start torturing them by mentioning some of the names of God and the harmonic ripples they create are supposedly painful to them unless they form a binding contract to serve you. Obviously prior to making contact they don't know you but once contact is made (which includes also creating and using some talismans for protection from them) then one has to wear the particular talisman for life cause they will be itching to get revenge for forced service. The second more extensive book is called Lemegethon and is litterally a who is who type catalogue of Demons, including their powers, shapes they take, planetary allignment (to be used for selecting time of summoning as well correct material for talisman) petsonal sigils ( used among others for the particular talisman as well for the protective circle of summons) and last but not least *RANK* *IN* *SOCIAL* *LADDER* *OR* *HIERARCHY* *OF* *HELL* (needed cause if they do not respond may be busy doing some service and the Key mentions option to use higher ranked incantations to bring a higher ranked one and ask him to send u the one u need , pulling strings). Which means judaism allready had a concept of hell including ranking of the natives before Christian church was funded. See?

[@nedshipman4719]

I wonder how Jesus talked about hell before any Catholics were around.

[@user28k9]

​@@galadballcrusher8182 Allegedly.

[@user-fl8yv7rz6f]

Hel was a Nordic goddess that ruled over the realm where the dead that didn't get chosen for Valhalla went, her realm was also called Hel and it was a freezing cold place. The church adopted the name and twisted it to fit their narrative, just like they did with a lot of heathen deities and holidays.

[@jayweb51]

There was more to the end of that video, which is really great.

[@jacquimott386]

5:46 My understanding of hell was that it was “eternal separation from God”.

[@CH3NO2Semonious]

Then that means I'm already there. 79 degrees and clear skies in hell today.

[@GodlessScummer]

Definitely something as an atheist that I don't see as much of a threat.

[@WW-Reactions]

Me neither, but at the same time.... I'm such a people pleaser, I want everyone in real life to like me. what if GOD exists and he doesn't like me? What if he thinks I'm lame? Dear, new fear unlocked. The ultimate rejection.

[@shirleytamburano6256]

If Mary & Joseph, the 12 diciples, moses, etc are all real, where are they buried? Can we leave flowers?? huh

[@HalkerVeil]

You can actually. Look it up.

[@toolsreviewsandmore5326]

​@@HalkerVeilChurch tradition,not real places or real persons.Basically invented history.

[@HalkerVeil]

@@toolsreviewsandmore5326 Like the bible in general? And your country's history. Do you also believe Christopher Columbus was the first person to reach America? Everything is invented history. Everything.

[@Tomikchomik1]

Dobrze wiedzieć, że macie polskie korzenie. Pozdrawiam :)

[@Lefty0000]

Lol when she paused the video and said she wasn't watching anymore because of his panda rant hahaha. But I agree with him on the religion thing.

[@HalkerVeil]

Well that comment told me everything I needed to know before spending 24 minutes of my life on this.

[@WW-Reactions]

Oh, don't worry @HalkerVeil, he doesn't actually hate pandas, and the rant isn't all that long. But I do understand panda slander is hard to listen to :(

[@freewill8218]

There is no god ore gods. It's nonsense.

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

"I think that only an idiot can be an atheist. We must admit that there is a great power or force of incomprehensible intelligence within our cosmos with a devine spark that got the entire universe started in the first place" Christian Anfinsen. Biochemist and Nobel prize winner.

[@TheZeroAssassin]

Very interesting reaction, enjoyed your views

[@WW-Reactions]

Thank you!! Hope you stick by :D

[@jayweb51]

This is my theory. In ancient times, life was governed by the lunar cycle; as the phases of the moon are completed in 28 days, which gave 13 lunar cycles as we know in a year. This means if Noah lived for 950 years(lunar cycles), that means that Noah lived to around 73 years.

[@WW-Reactions]

Oh wow, but why does it make so much sense?

[@jonathanvince8173]

Moses was over 900 years old. Genesis 7:6, Noah was 600 years old when the flood happened. My favorite on Noah is Ricky Gervaise. I had to go to Sunday school when a child.

[@padenj420]

If y'all haven't watched it yet, she needs to see "Religion is Bullshit" by George Carlin.

[@WW-Reactions]

This one I have seen, I think it was one of the first ones Waldemar has shown me :D Excellent suggestion, though, would you say that's your favourite?

[@padenj420]

@@WW-Reactions It's difficult to pick a favorite, but I do love that one. His "Ten Commandments" and "Abortion, Pro Life, and the Sanctity of Life" bits are also really good!

[@Mike-g3o7z]

I think the Roman Catholic bible is written in Latin and the king James bible is written in English

[@caryd67]

So, according to Christians Jesus Christ is actually real, and is expected to come back…. but everything else in the bible is metaphors. Makes sense.

[@nedshipman4719]

I've never thought it's metaphors

[@residentfan1521]

He was real. I’m an atheist but I recognize basic history. I don’t believe he’s coming back but I know he was a real historical figure. I believe he was either mentally ill, a con artist who got in over his head or Mother Mary slept with someone out of wedlock and made up the story to keep from being stoned and he grew up truly believing it

[@mikem8563]

George Carlin on religion

[@WW-Reactions]

Hahahahah okay thanks for this one

[@ThisZombieBitesEverything]

If you keep stopping the video you miss the point of the video. So just gonna leave 😂

[@alwynemcintyre2184]

Did early humans understand what a year means today?

[@stephanlazarz1921]

My dad was a Roman Catholic Pole , I told him at 8yrs old I was not going back to Sunday school anymore,he laughed and I never went back.

[@twalrus1]

Hell is Hell because: Hell has no internet...and no cell towers...but smartphones are 99 cents...but can't install any apps...the camera is 25 megapixels but nowhere to save the photos. Hell has books...but all the last chapters have been torn out. Hell has tv...but all that comes out on it are Joanie Loves Chachi reruns ...in 320p. Hell has computers...but with a Blue Screen of Death every 90 seconds. Hell has marriage...but you must remarry your ex that you hated so much that you thought about murder more than once. You are reunited with your relatives in Hell...but only the ones so bad that they went to Hell.

[@WW-Reactions]

What if hell has cells and internet, but it's still like in the early 00s, where you have to jiggle around the little mouse with a joystick, and also every time you accidently open the Internet app it eats all your credit and you have to pay it back wtih an extra night in a cauldron?

[@StevenBoyle-fg4nc]

You should check out Jims, God gets drunk at a party

[@WW-Reactions]

Actually, that's such a good suggestion that we already have this one recorded :D It will be up in a few days. Exactly our taste, thanks!

[@scipioafricanus5871]

Three-quarter of the way to monetization!

[@trevorkrause7220]

The argument given by the religious teacher of what real hell is, just at the end finally knowing that God exists but because you didn't acknowledge that in life you forever lose your chance at redemption and a place in heaven, only able to forever after suffer in hell. Well, how would the teacher know that, he has accepted God so that isn't his fate apparently, at least him and millions of other Christains would hope so. Also as no non-believer is apparently not allowed in heaven to pass on the facts or story to other fellow believers that might somehow get that story back to the teacher that teacher is just listening to scuttlebutt or making up stories as he goes along. Those are the type of people that deserve to be in hell, and if God is truly just then they certainly will end up there.

[@stephanlazarz1921]

Sorry guys but I would not go to a comedy club with you. This is like watching 2 Vampires at a comedy gig.

[@BucsFanO22]

Didn't ask

[@ravex24]

What if reality as we experience it is just reality? We don't add a God or spirituality, etc? These claims only make things more complicated and they really don't add anything to our actual experience. These things give us false hope, a sense of comfort, or a sense of community. But when somebody dies close to us, we hurt, no matter your belief. When we suffer, we still feel pain, believer or not. We can also be happy through experiences and no God is needed. So why the add on when not needed? Scared of you not existing? Were you scared in the 1500s? They are gone, had worse lives and were way more religious. So what is the actual value? Fear throughout life? That's a benefit? That's what a god would want? That's reality?

[@pattaccone]

I stopped believing in god about the same age as Santa and the Easter bunny. It’s all nonsense

[@toolsreviewsandmore5326]

I don't remember ever believing in god.I remember believing in Santa Claus when i was a child,but i cannot remember believing in god.We had religion classes in school and i remember laughing inside about how nonsensical religion is and how everything the preist says is illogical .I'm 46 now and never believed in a god of any kind.

[@pattaccone]

@@toolsreviewsandmore5326 probably better off that way honestly

[@sickturret3587]

jesus wasn't 4'7''. average height back then was about 5'6'' in the mid east. i assume he'd be a few inches taller than that to be an influential person (if he ever existed)

[@kenmahoney5255]

Wow you were there back then😂 A wise person you are not!

[@sickturret3587]

lol! not me for sure. some silly ass people called archeologists and anthropologists been to their tombs tho. still, i take it as a compliment, you guys thinking me as an abrahamic prophet who does nothing but lives like 2 millennia just because the judaic god told me to do so. cheers.

[@justinsullivan6410]

You have to look at the their beds length,even during the crusades the they were short,which was hundreds of yrs later,they were tiny

[@sickturret3587]

​@@justinsullivan6410 even their tombs prove it too. but we also know by fact that ancient roman historicans like tacitus called celts tall (they were 5'8'' on average) and some german warriors giants (he literally gave the height in roman measures but i can't remember. their tallest might be 6 feet and one inch tall. just writing this from my own memory, didn't double check it) but my country has a lot of greek and roman ancient tombs. a lot of them, my lil sis can't lay down if gods forbid she neeeded to. and she is just 5'9''.

[@schiltz371]

it was important for you to see another man mock God and Christianity? i'll pray for you both.

[@BucsFanO22]

Didn't ask for your prayers. God isn't real so it makes no difference whatsoever if you pray for anyone or not. Stay mad though. Shit's hilarious when a religious nut gets butt hurt over a stand up routine.