Your Christmas Gifts are Unhinged

[@GoobyGoober-ho1ls]

Kwite saying "Gooch..Goochie..Gouch" when looking at gouache paint is the funniest shit

[@veryoddnoodles]

I almost died laughing

[@camzilla603boy12]

Gooch from gta online?

[@fennariley8331]

gotta love that gucci paint

[@uranian-Umbra]

I’m gonna be honest I pronounced it like that for like a year until I said it in public. WHY THE FUCK IS IT PRONOUNCED GWASH

[@HoodieHorizon]

You can tell the average viewer base of kwite by the viewer sending in practical appliances

[@sexygirlmax2019]

they need to learn basic household skills

[@killerz3000]

We struggling out here. I keep asking him for his egg sandwich recipe.

[@rayyay789]

bro i lit just saw you comment on a dif video, you were the one who made that slideshow on how to create a fake Pokemon for one of his vids right?

[@screenedat0m]

Y’all think your gifts were bad?? My aunt got me a “live laugh love” sign (same vibes) and bath bombs. MY APARTMENT DOESNT EVEN HAVE A BATH 😭😭

[@Birth0fVenus]

That's crazy😭

[@Cinnabun9]

That's like giving cat food to a dog Edit: Nvm it's more like giving the declaration of independence to a dog

[@HyacinthusHeretic]

​@@Cinnabun9dogfood to a cat, dogs eat catfood at every chance they get

[@Cinnabun9]

@@HyacinthusHeretic yeah makes sense, I've never seen cats eat dog food before

[@nyxmercury9475]

​@Cinnabun9 i have a cat named luna, and my kitty carlisle i lost a couple weekends ago, who both used to eat dog food lol

[@Sadgearino]

Kwite never fails to make our toes wiggle with his content

[@Silly_Rivers]

REAL, HE ALWAYS HAS ME GIGGLING AND ROLLING ON MY BED ❤️🥰

[@Euphonium_boi]

@@Silly_Rivers so you mean you have a *crush* on him or is it more??

[@Euphonium_boi]

@@Silly_Riversu dating him??? ohhhhhhhhhhh???????????????

[@kwitefanatic346]

@@Euphonium_boi no he is dating springtrap get the lore right

[@Silly_Rivers]

@@kwitefanatic346 REAL

[@pantrovert-x8921]

11:53 THAT'S MINE, The price is in JMD, its like $20.00 in US curency😭

[@mitski._.apearl]

"aren't those figures supposed to be naked?" miku is canonically 16.

[@ElFrogge]

He also said that he is not trying to see her naked

[@j65_95]

I thought she's 14

[@mitski._.apearl]

@@j65_95that's len and rin

[@j65_95]

@@mitski._.apearl ohhh right

[@coy_0]

Theres no genuine age for miku since she's technically an instrument with a personality so she can be whatever age

[@alivia5257]

I definitely recommend rise of the tmnt. The animation is wonderful, the voice acting is awesome, and it even made me cry a little.

[@Bootyyyshaker__9000]

Donnie made me realize that i may be autistic and then i went to get diagnosed and i am. anywhizzle, 11/10, would recommend. (there's an episode where they hang a diy pride flag if that motivates you any more to watch it)

[@bellslimes]

Real!!!

[@SweetTooth1102]

Agreed!! It's one of my favorite shows :DD

[@TheRealNeonLeon]

Yeah I seriously love Rise, Its a special interest of mine and helped me a lot on my journey of getting diagnosed. It's amazing, can't recommend it enough.

[@princespeipei2317]

i love that two of the replies to this comment have rise donnie pfps

[@gingerbengal]

Imagine being that baby grown up and seeing one of your baby pictures with the caption "looks tasty", I would feel horrified...

[@soaringspirits2267]

Naw man, I'd die laughing.

[@Pepper_3]

kwite not understanding what gouache paint made me laugh so hard. whoever got that is very homeslice, i wanted gouache paint for christmas but i didn't lol

[@Mx.muffin]

I got a bag from my aunt that said "just a girl who likes to read books" I'm a trans boy. The worst part is that it's really good material 😭

[@orange757]

Maybe some fabric paint could help! Or you could embroider a design over it if you know how, or slap a bunch of patches on that thing!

[@zenoluvswof9936]

​@@orange757 This is a great idea! Especially if the rest of the bag is a basic design or a design you don't like, you could paint it to make it more personal, add patches and pins, embroidery, etc.. And if you do like the rest of the bag, then it could make an interesting little project to see how well you can make it all blend in!

[@gal4xybr0]

I feel ya, but the craft project sounds like a fun idea tho! Definitely cover it up in pins and patches if you can lol

[@DianeSteele]

modifying the hell out of stuff like that is peak transmasc fashion anyways, make a nice project out of this and you'll look so cool

[@RookMurphy]

SIMILAR THING HAPPENED TO ME im also transmasc and this year i was given two sketchbooks with covers saying stuff like "This is a GIRLS sketchbook!" "Girls Only!" from two different people..

[@Lively_Naviagtor]

10:53 awww Tighnari and Cyno

[@madmad7]

11:00 MY GIFTS SPOTTED!!

[@OceanWilks]

There's a saying: Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.

[@Joebama87]

I love Kung Fu Panda

[@twinfantasytowers]

@@Joebama87dude me too

[@i_dont_know655]

- from the wise master oogway

[@A_Toaster]

That's why i stroke my shit to Kwite's old vtuber model

[@EyelinerAce]

​@@Joebama87who doesn't

[@Haunted_Plush]

Kwite always fills us with his warm thick content

[@StormTE]

Ayo 💀

[@HabitualThinker]

please 🤤

[@Dakota_The_Apollo_Kid]

Real

[@ITSTIMETOSAYGOODBYE]

cliche, touche, ugh~che

[@Nuhuh-jw7fr]

… ew

[@piggletimpact]

3:50 one of my cousins was born on Christmas Eve but my aunt and uncle made a rule that you have to give a gift for each occasion while he was a kid It didn’t have To be big gifts just separate ones so he wasn’t the only one getting one gift

[@CallsignReaper_]

If y’all are artists you know how many times you got canvases 💀

[@ATLAS3040]

DEAD ASS💀💀💀

[@Opionatedhomosexual]

Im a mostly digital artist and i still have this problem 😭

[@topazs.5492]

FR I AINT EVEN PAINT

[@LaundryBveach]

Erm!!! I got COPIC marker sets

[@ayyayayayayayyayyyayyyayayyaya]

bro i hate painting i got oilpaints one time wtf am i suppose to do with that every birthday occasion etc i turn into a paint goblin for cards lmfao i remember i was into cooking one year and i got a wiggly knife i was nine

[@jaycewood7071]

I love Rise of the TMNT so much, it’s one of the few things that bring me joy and Nickelodeon is basically a criminal in my eyes for what they did, and I will never ever decide to not watch something because its a reboot. I will not do what other TMNT fans did, I will give things a chance. I’d also recommend looking into the production, those fuckers are insane.

[@SillyFellaEnthusiast_theFirst]

YESSSSS!! Also, have you seen the images of hypothetical names for the episodes that the team members came up with? Donnie's funeral, Chrons disease, etc. The team is hilarious, and has an amazing work environment-- one of the first times I've heard of such a positive work atmosphere!

[@tumultoustortellini]

If you haven't watch mutant mayhem. It's a great film. The portrayals are younger than they usually are, but it integrates youth and realistically modern characters far better than most media today.

[@OBroAnimations]

3:34 That my friend is what we call a BEAN.

[@Ariaistryingtoglowup]

Im sorry for the ones that had the socks😢

[@bwiley2884]

Bro what u mean I wanted socks 😂😂

[@katsfire6635]

I'm guessing you're referring to kids, bc I was happy I got socks lol

[@sunnythegambler-jackpot]

P o o p s o c k

[@coca-colagoodsir2020]

I prefer socks (cool grandma)

[@shiningnova584]

i asked for socks

[@themoonlightknight]

0:40 oh kwite, for free?

[@lobster6944]

Kwite is pregnant and always delivers 😎

[@hannahleigh6152]

I thought he deleted that foetus

[@SunnLikesStuff]

HOW MANY CHILDREN DOES THIS MAN HAVE?!!?

[@MainlyCyanide]

his depression's post-partum 😎

[@hannahleigh6152]

@@SunnLikesStuff 2 Million I think

[@spear-throw-legacy]

Wrong, he is pregnant

[@rosykindbunny1313]

I got my brother a Jax plushie and a Pomni plushie for myself, then found out days later that they were bootlegs. That's what I get for ordering off Amazon. Also, I got an ungodly amount of Miracle Musical merch. That's what happens when I open up about my music tastes. Not complaining, though! Some of that stuff is extremely rare and valuable!

[@BerylliumPants]

Fellow Tally Balls fan 🤝

[@rosykindbunny1313]

@@BerylliumPants It's always crazy seeing another fan in the wild

[@BerylliumPants]

@@rosykindbunny1313 Like why they gotta be so obscure 😭😭😭

[@pillowmoment]

MIRACLE MUSICAL MENTION 🔥 the one shirt i want hasn’t restocked

[@rosykindbunny1313]

@@pillowmoment Which one?

[@Tundrikk]

I love getting tissues and lotion for Christmas 🤪🥰

[@HONEYBEAAA]

Same

[@Sprinkle_Garf]

I want a fruit loops candle now

[@ITSTIMETOSAYGOODBYE]

step 1. get a candle tutorial step 2. put cereal in it too inbetween some step step 3. do thing to make it candle step 4. fruit loop candle

[@princembat]

there is so many small business candle makers on tiktok and ive seen several of them make cereal based candles, so youd definitely be able to find them online lol

[@Sylvia_Corvidev]

I forgot to even look at the title. I just saw that Kwite uploaded and was like "oh sick I'll watch this" and didn't actually realise I hadn't seen the title. I guess that's a testament to how much I consistently enjoy your content!

[@Tellysayhi]

6:20 That's not just ANY Freddy plush, that's the Freddy Fazbear PillowPet! Source: i also got one for christmas

[@SquidClipps448]

12:15 Sent my Sonic Autism™️ into OVERDRIVE

[@jommisalami]

One year for Christmas my dad got my little brother a big rock, that my brother himself originally found in the creek, and to this day he has his re-gifted Christmas creek rock

[@Pepper-sg5rc]

Wow. I don’t think I’ve ever seen the box for an n64 game. Just the cartridges by themselves

[@sk416yearsago]

I had no clue kwite read percy jackson this is a great lore drop

[@9w8suxjehsoxjznw]

1:46 kwite we all remember the story with the cat and the microwave...

[@Kirby-art]

3:56 had me dying 💀

[@elishort3869]

this does indeed fill me with much joy great job mr kwiteee

[@user-fq4po1rd3m]

I'm not a guy, however I don't know how to cook, and I've absolutely PERFECTED the restaurant-style fancy grilled cheese. Basically, get some sourdough bread (make sure it's cut fairly thick), and on the OUTSIDE of your grilled cheese, put some mayonaise (MAKE SURE TO PUT A GOOD AMOUNT BUT NOT ENOUGH THAT ITS SOGGY. THIS MAY TAKE SOME EXPERIMENTATION TO PERFECT) and some ketchup (not too much, or it'll cook too quickly). Then, on the inside, one layer of shredded mozzarella, and then one layer of a sharp cheddar of your choosing. Finally, cook as normal. Make sure to try and get both sides golden. It's better to flip it frequently than burn it, and don't squish it too much. A good test is to stab the bread with a fork. If it makes a crinkling noise, you've got it perfect.

[@Toonwoup]

11:03 ONE TIME I THOUGHT IT SAID “PaRappa the raper” instead of “PaRappa the rapper” 😭

[@Bone_Incidents]

I love it when Quota uploads

[@LifeFactsDaily-cc2xu]

I too love it when Quilt uploads

[@mr_dododo]

I can’t believe Quitter has uploaded again!

[@lwaysDrawing]

Quiet has uploaded

[@maxthemannequin4143]

Quorum is my favorite

[@INKM000N]

kiwi is fr the best youtuber 💯 🔥

[@SquidClipps448]

8:23 The way my smile immediately disappeared when he skipped the Splatoon photo

[@nobodybutsomebody8147]

my mom bought me a hairbrush cause i needed one and then gave it to me for christmas because "i thought you'd get a kick out of it"

[@daydreams-of-death]

11:50 i didnt know kwite had canon cosmomophobia i gen thought it was just a little bit. new lore i guess

[@Zhoulicalou]

Whenever Kwite uploads I just giggle and twirl a lock of my hair with my finger while kicking my feet like a teen girl finding out their favorite k-pop group released another album. You call it weird I call it autism EDIT: Okay so it seems people are taking this the wrong way and I find it hilarious so just to clear some of you asses dumbness up I've been diagnosed officially with Autism since I was four years old so before you comment online "Uhhh ashkually you don't SOUND like you have autism too me" in a comment section just know you can't sound autistic online in text and should probably learn what a joke is

[@SillyFellaEnthusiast_theFirst]

Realest thing ever coming from a Leo pfp.

[@GooFly-v3j]

no I call you weird I call Autism Autism like❓ none of what you described is even remotely in the admittedly broad spectrum.

[@amphies]

@@GooFly-v3j it's not that deep

[@hannahmetzger4880]

Yeah, what the other guy said. You don't sound like you _actually_ have autism. I have autism. And what you have _doesn't_ sound like autism to me.

[@GooFly-v3j]

@@hannahmetzger4880 I'm autistic as well and not wearing it like a flair badge at Friday's lol. I don't get these ppl , bc I was never cool or hip for being ND as a child lol

[@V3rminous]

6:09 Gouache paint is based as hell, Love that stuff (Also no it is not body paint)

[@Ax0.ODIN18]

Something in me rises whenever I watch Kwites’s content

[@trblrvng]

For Christmas this year I got a wonderful present!! A shift at work!! How lovely 🥰🥰

[@Pyro_Papillo]

5:17 TW Leo jump scare

[@leadpoisoned45]

Bro I look away from the video for 15 seconds and start hearing Kwite talk about putting a cat in an air fryer

[@MementoMarx]

Made it on 11:27! Let's go! My sibling gave me the Miku Ram plush as a new present due to me finding my actual gift too early.

[@CrankingThatHog]

Hello marx

[@revanne5012]

6:55 as someone who has a vinyl record player and had to do a bunch of research on them to make sure it would run proper after the ones i got at the local HMV didn't cut it, yeah the barrier for entry can be pretty steep for getting into it, like the briefcase vinyls are pretty most people's first, but very hit and miss and not something recommended (i remember returning mine when it seemed like using it more would damage the record), but also an actual turntable, preamp and speakers will set you back like over £400 so its a difficult thing

[@Orionartz08]

6:58 Not this Christmas, but last Christmas, I actually got the giant LEGO Bowser set, with like, the poseable head and arms, I just wanted it because I thought it'd look cool in my room, and it does! It's on the top of my desk as I'm typing this :)

[@kiragall222]

2:39 BRO ITS NOT “ASHY-KNEE-KO” ITS “ASHNIKKO”

[@loganlogan9864]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[@awesomeredfoxy]

3:40 As a Christmas Baby, I can't agree with this more.

[@shadowslime3640]

YES KWITE YOU DEFINITELY SHOULD WATCH ROTTMNT! It's simultaneously goofy and badass

[@StickyF1ngers]

10:17 This guitar is my best friends!! He was really happy seeing he made it in, now every time I watch this and see his bass, I can giggle and laugh

[@amphies]

Whenever a new Kwite video drops I start dancing like a little irish boy

[@zacktherandomweirdo]

3:42 my mom was born on the 26 and that's basically the same thing except that no one would come to her birthday because everyone is still too tired/full from Christmas, like outside of our household it's nobody

[@sleepy1.O]

0:40 Well god damn

[@leobodge6382]

Kwite, the easiest way to get into cooking is starting with seasoned boxed rice and adding sausage and veggies (i like Jumbalya mix, polska keilbalsa, bell pepper, onion, and garlic) you can start with the basics and experiment from there

[@BrewsLament]

hey, to whoever in chat at 2:53 said "SHES LEGAL IN JAPAN THATS ALL I NEED", just know i'm going to find you

[@cocobeen5676]

0:43 YO WE TWINNIN WITH THAT JACKET FR

[@sockatoo_]

kwite being a chicken alfredo enjoyer is what has made my year (chicken alfredo pasta is objectively the best food)

[@FunDipDealer]

my sister recently had a baby and I just broke out cackling because this thumbnail was the first thing I thought of when I met the kid

[@Oramgejuice]

8:48 BLAHAJ SPOTTED

[@shadelord2949]

Glad you’re still doing good after the controversy! Good to see

[@KirSplatoonicfan]

Kwite never fails to make us burst spewing with happiness (emphasis on p-

[@sapphirewingthefurrycritic985]

8:01 A print of Captain Rex? This man has taste.

[@hiitscupid3504]

i got lego succulents and i built them yesterday and they make me SO HAPPY. and so does this video. Happy christmas, Kwite, hope you and springtrap have a lovely january

[@wolfieisacat13]

My aunt got me a real childs set of tools “I got people things that were on their wishlists” my wishlist is NOT reliable 😭

[@PlxsteredH34rt]

0:51 gyatt

[@twinfantasytowers]

5:26 DUDE WATCH ITS SO GOOD, PLEEEASE GOD ITS SO FUCKIN GOOD IVE BEEN A FAN FOR OVER A YEAR ATP

[@hhahahahahhahaha]

8:23 SPLATOON

[@markosmywords9202]

5:07 Bro I have that EXACT toaster oven in my dorm. Great for cooking mini freezer pizzas.

[@Swisscheesepuppy]

5:32 DO ITTT

[@ScaredyCatCrochet]

I can’t watch on twitch but I allways watch every vid you post

[@watercat3658]

I unironicly got coal from one of my geologist friends

[@superdupetoast]

10:16 Kwite really called a bass a guitar it's so over

[@meowmeowmeowmoews]

This was the video where I learned Kwite was not an average white man

[@its_renren7292]

kwite never fails to uh- he never fails to... yeah i have no idea.

[@TheFunniBaconMan]

I love the Cell-Shaded look to Kwite's Vtuber model. That plus the lack of Anti-aliasing makes me think PS2.

[@qiwp1496]

Can’t believe kwite showed his photos to us

[@Allenwasnothere]

YO I WAS THE ONE WHO SUBMITTED FRANK THE SKELTON. I'm so proud that my Bony son ended up on KZbin❤, on a kwite video non the less

[@lwaysDrawing]

Tell Frank I said hi :>

[@i_need_sl33p...]

I didnt even get anything for Christmas because of the "your birthday present is your christmas present" thing (unless getting sick counts)

[@AriesIsTheVoid]

I too have a skeleton named Frank that I dress up glad to see there’s more franks in the world (he also stays in the corner)

[@mask-Chan]

Cottontail asking for a hug is adorable😭

[@Pile_Of_Bird_Bones]

Finally awake to actually receive a Kwote's video notification ! Enjoy the video, everyone !

[@favoritecontent3582]

6:47 MY GRANDPA HAS THAT TYPE OF PLAYER💀💀

[@bruhmoment3741]

I got a shirt, socks, a winter hat and gloves for St. Nicholas day from my crush - peak presents ngl

[@samdal420]

Watching this at a gasstation and this feels like the most optimal way to watch any kwite content idk why :/

[@prestonthebeston1735]

One of my cousins got this massive fucking “video game” set up, complete with an Xbox X,an entire flatscreen tv, and this giant contraption meant to mimic the inside of a car. I got a shirt and a purse.

[@CJMarkus]

11:15 Kratos beat the shit out of Poseidon, so I'm pretty sure Percy wouldn't stand a chance.

[@ZeloPop]

When you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh That's how I feel when I watch a Kwite video

[@olliekim1730]

my high school teacher was friends with the person who designed parapa the rapper. we watched a video of some gameplay during class

[@BLAIRXBEAR69]

Man that Genshin Slander hurt 😢

[@icetide9411]

I was giving 99 dollars, split up into individual 1 dollar bills and stuffed into several boxes filled with packaging peanuts. That wasn't crazy, what was crazy is I was told there was a hundred dollars. I was searching SO HARD for that last dollar

[@curvingfyre6810]

toaster ovens are gigachad tier, they can reheat pizza WITHOUT MAKING IT SOGGY

[@CalicoBrry]

YOOOO!! The green king has graced us with new content!!!

[@theabsolute.3049]

I got a pregnancy scare for christmas, and im still scared lmao.

[@Idoit45]

If every kwite viewer was nice then santa isnt real

[@tafae08]

Second ago

[@charlie_scribbl]

I was the one who submitted the pic of the rottmnt leo saying the funny the letter word‼️‼️‼️ I only recently found out I was in a video and im so happy he mentioned rotmnt‼️‼️‼️ I was hoping he'd see my other submission of the image of kurtis conner doing a funny pose, but im glad he saw one of my submissions in gen, made my day to see myself in a kwite stream even if i didnt get to see the stream live. :DDD

[@Itsjustcrab_]

No way kwite know Percy Jackson holy shit literally my childhood that’s crazy

[@Mixa_Doezstuffs]

Everyone. Knows what Percy Jackson is

[@bidoof367]

jumpscare at 12:09 watch out