Your Cooking is Disgusting.

[@Kwotee]

No stream tonight, but I WILL be live tomorrow at 6pm est for the launch of Sleep Deprived SMP 2.0: www.twitch.tv/kwite

[@AnimeFan22858]

😔

[@brook6944]

2.0?

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@onionyt8848]

bruh this is the EXACT moment my dad gets home from work each day

[@LovingLyn]

birttdyaay gift

[@i_am-in_ur-walls.]

The green man judges all. He is fair in his judgement but he is brutal.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@i_am-in_ur-walls.]

@p-__ okay bro

[@AnimeFan22858]

​@@p-__prove it then bot

[@matthewboire6843]

Yes

[@maclenix]

@@p-__ i sniffed, they are :3 (also guys this bot isnt malicious)

[@rotanoks]

to be fair all cooking has a stage of looking pretty disgusting whether it ends up good or not

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@CamdenBounds-th1lh]

This bot isn't malicious however it is mildly annoying always talking about farts (Bot dictionary 1048)

[@itsgonnabeanaurfromme]

Not really all cooking

[@Karthik-pn2yj]

wrong

[@Gort_the_serf_SOTY]

Croissants

[@gman2801]

I burned a package of instant Mac and cheese because I forgot the water. The microwave never smelt the same

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@gman2801]

@@p-__ yeah well they can’t top mine

[@mj-sw2nh]

Hey I did that too!!!! We had to move out of that house.

[@mj-sw2nh]

Dw, it wasn’t because of the burnt Mac! It was because of the divorce.

[@mj-sw2nh]

OH THIS IS /J BTW

[@SevEvoimaru]

7:03 I've seen a cat express disappointment. That cat was ashamed.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@SevEvoimaru]

@@p-__ prove it, bot. Record a video. Wait, you can't. You're an AI.

[@3bingust]

@@p-__bro I’m like deadass considering that the real people at KZbin are genuinely brain dead if they haven’t gotten rid of you yet🤦🏻‍♀️

[@Suprcharged_Toastroven]

That's my old man kittay! But yeah. He usually snatches up any food (even if you're actively eating it), but he would _not_ touch that chili/pizza combo 💀

[@mobi4482]

​@@Suprcharged_Toastroven even he knew it was fucked up

[@RU7T3D]

i can't boil water properly

[@M3GA-PH0NE]

i cant cook the water properly

[@heheheboop]

YOU JUST HAVE TO HEAT IT UP ITS NOT THAT HARD 🦍🦍🦍

[@Psiodyneee]

Am tupid 😢

[@p-__]

My farts are better than your cooking’s farts 💨

[@Diego_the_sleepless]

Womp womp

[@Victoria-jd9qk]

1:21 CHILLCHUCK WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@HoodieHorizon]

My favorite was that that chat was screaming about how it was Chilchuck for a solid min and Kwite was like "damn who is that"

[@bonniefazbear1987]

That's not Chilchuck, that's Killfuck 💀

[@PrettyPreston]

Chillchuck? More like stresschuck

[@sejianimates1735]

chucklefuck got lobotomized 😔

[@tatangadragon]

1:08 CHILCHUCK JUMPSCARE ...

[@Tadpollian]

he doesn't even know the lore behind the chilchuck cake... the dmmd aoba cake legacy.....

[@vizzzyy190]

@@Tadpollian the funniest crossover i never expected to see

[@Star-pd6lu]

i make a snack called "the sludge" which includes - franks red hot original hot sauce - soy sauce - beef/chicken boulion powder - msg - onion powder - garlic powder - picked hot pepper juice (optional) - tomato paste (optional) - smoked sea salt (optional) - whatever other hot sauces, or seasonings im craving at the time - burger king buffalo sauce (optional but good) - melted margarine (optional) i mix it all in a shot glass and eat it with a tiny spoon like a soup. i also mix it into shredded cheese. or put it on cheese cubes/ food

[@Plvsh_fox]

The msg is the only reason you keep making this abomination

[@blitzboy2934]

What the fuck is wrong with you?

[@thereyvan]

THE SLUDGE??? i mean i did the cheetos and honey mustard thing but that's just vile

[@Star-pd6lu]

@@thereyvan have you tried it?

[@thereyvan]

@@Star-pd6lu no but i know i can’t handle spice so i know i’d find it gross

[@Ethan_YaBoi]

This is the perfect thing to watch while eating dinner

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@Plvsh_fox]

@@p-__sure, but you can’t top my dads

[@W1ck3d_Dr3ams]

Ate a Spam Egg and Cheese sandwich watching this 🔥🔥🔥

[@heyitshollis9278]

the campfire s’mores ramen at 13:29 is VILE it’s so viscerally upsetting to put something s’mores flavored but extraordinarily squishy in your mouth i ate like 2 bites and genuinely almost cried

[@bread7610]

If you add hot sauce it’s better. Not good, but better.

[@Fishnugget6]

Yeah I have had it two it is dog shit

[@potatocheese3559]

I liked mine it tasted like chocolate pudding

[@_SATURN-]

11:30 “that is a f*ckin’ predator right there” me getting flashbacks to basically half of the content creators i used to watch

[@SR_73]

Can't wait for the next alien vs predator movie where xenomorphs fight against famous youtubers

[@SaltySeaStella]

The worst stuff sometimes isn't always how it looks but smells which unfortunately can't be captured on video. Worst food I don't even want to be in the same house in: *Egg, cheese and spam mixed together *Microwaved bologna sandwich

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@W1ck3d_Dr3ams]

Bro I read this while eating a Spam Egg and Cheese sandwich

[@owlrecluse2234]

I had a coworker who LOVED microwaving their FISH LUNCH almost every shift. I love fish and it always looked good but microwaved fish BLOWS. I would NEVER microwave FISH.

[@NekoEchoflower]

I was once making instant ramen with my brother, and I've witnessed him slapping in some American cheese and sausages in his noodles (whole, not even in ripped up parts) That shit looked like it would make Gordon Ramsey spawn in and beat him into a pulp

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@pop1923]

okay but that sounds so good

[@NekoEchoflower]

@@pop1923 Well he did say it is good and he sometimes replaces sausage with bacon, but man does it looks like an abomination-

[@QuikVidGuy]

Sorry you have a bias against flavor (salt) (side note whart is blood prezsure)

[@cheetahfox2920]

1:09 that''s chilchuck from dungeon meshi for the record. divorced dad of three daughters also know as youngest looking dilf

[@mobi4482]

He looks young but he has gray hair cannonically

[@LeadrynMcKrotch]

"no those are worms" like that makes it so much better lol

[@maebluejay]

14:28 is mine, and they’re actually marshmallows 😭 I was trying to make rice crispy treats but didn’t really know how to

[@Blushingcupid]

THE SECOND ONE IS CHILCHUCK AND I BARELY REOCNFIZED HIM 😭😭😭

[@kORIY__]

Thought so too I was like " I'm guessing that's maby? Chilchuck??"

[@madgoat2125]

Drowning out my parents fighting with Kwite has become an actual routine help

[@cs82271]

Kind of wish I showed off my Hawaiian burgers. Pineapple on a burger turns a lot of people off but I've yet to find a single person who didn't enjoy some provolone, pineapple, and my cayenne sauce with a Hawaiian bun.

[@Plvsh_fox]

Sounds yummy

[@JNJNRobin1337]

oh vienna sausages? yeah thats how you eat them, right out of the can

[@SaltySeaStella]

Just wanted to say I like your John the armadillo pfp :>

[@Princess_Of_The_Parade]

Yessss

[@MollyDollyy774]

13:47 _”Boil those n u d e s”_ Kwite: P…Please don’t boil n a k e d people alive… Me: Yeah I second that, boil your Noodles instead

[@RAT-BOY1112]

5:25 i was eating a bowl of krave cereal, got a good bit into my bowl before i saw a tiny little black worm inching up the side of the bowl from out of the milk.

[@inuendo6365]

8:52 Peaches in Cottage Cheese is the most British old lady thing, right up there with keeping biscuit tins for knitting supplies

[@thereyvan]

the one after that was mine

[@inue_draw]

those are my feet in the thumbnail I take full credit for that

[@asanii1820]

Proud of u for that,it's on the internet forever now (or untill all tomorrows happen)

[@VoiceBlind_Bat]

👏👏👏

[@Nothingtoseehereanyway]

16:27 The spoon is a grapefruit spoon, it's used to snatch hold of the grapefruit flesh and CONSUME.

[@ZackEfron.]

I like how out of all of the disgusting food combos that were on this stream, it was the fruit and cottage cheese that made him take a break

[@WD_Gaster66]

Seriously. Like what? Bros never seen canned peaches before

[@cnkaiser1]

1:07 poor chilchuck man. All he wanted was good food and he got turned into some derpy ass cake

[@eye705]

It's almost like they heard you "If you're not a coward demonstrate" *angriest god damn bite in existence*

[@paperlynne7026]

i’ve worked at summer camps where we had to rehydrate dried refried beans with water in a pot and stir & serve that shit with a stick because we had no utensils

[@Plvsh_fox]

Ah, memories

[@RHaenJarr]

5:45 Seen worse. Had a junkie housemate once and he once put a frozen pizza in the oven and left home. It was slowly baking for hours. When I went to the kitchen for something and saw the smoke, I looked inside the oven and the pizza has completely dehydrated, turning into a tiny (less than half its original size), bowl-shaped piece of coal with a cartoonish wisp of smoke trailing from the middle of it.

[@melodiesblue]

when we were dating, my ex ate a muffin, and then ate the paper muffin case. he'd been doing it since he was a kid apparently. Edit: what is wrong with yall?????????

[@AyaLee-yx9bf]

I’m ngl I do that and I have ever since I was a kid it’s just habit atp

[@dasooprmegaeggboi4991]

​@@AyaLee-yx9bfSame fr

[@catherineisabunnie]

I do thus too

[@derpderptoast2717]

Doesn’t everyone?

[@jam-the-hologram]

damn i wish i could’ve send in my families signature dish: boiled and peeled sheep’s tongue

[@acestarprince1552]

16:30 Grapefruit Spoon

[@EndertheDragon0922]

They’re also pretty useful for eating straight out of a watermelon rind

[@solitair601]

1:22 R.I.P Chilchuck Dungeon Meshi.

[@S.B.C-Pixi]

Here's an idea that has already been done: The Nutty Dog. PB&J sandwich with a hot dog bun, banana as the hotdog, nuts as the topping, and cinnamon as the seasoning. Unironically, I would recommend, you get your potassium, much dietary, vitamin e, niacin, etc. Sorry if you peanit or tree nut allergies. I would recommend using fruit or berry preserves, rather than Smuckers Jelly, that you keep refrigerated.

[@S.B.C-Pixi]

Or a row of Hawaiian bread rolls, whatever floats your boat.

[@emaliepurser6498]

13:20 THAT IS NOT WHAT A HUSH PUPPY IS

[@J4CKS0N_D34R3ST]

Free recipe 1. Get bread 2. Toast to desired crispness (I like mine barely done but you do you) 3. Butter 4. Lightly salt (optionally you could add other seasoning or replace the salt entirely like maybe a spicy noodle powder packet) And you're done, enjoy your sad little depression meal sad boy

[@J4CKS0N_D34R3ST]

Also dip the entire McDonald's meal in the ice cream trust me

[@The_Rat_Qu3n3]

2:19 I PUT THIS ONE IN. I knew that if I chose the right image off of Pinterest (I didn't know it was from Ifunny, so that was actually a surprise) and I chose an image that I knew would be at least somewhere in the video, or the thumbnail. I didn't want to say that I put it in because I didn't want know if I would get banned for putting in something I didn't make.

[@MushroomandArson]

THE FACT THAT MIST OF THESE ARE REUPLOADS IS CRAZY

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@CorlenoftheRoundTable]

The hooded one has discovered you to be a fraud. Your sins will now be punished. 🚨

[@MushroomandArson]

?

[@PastaV4]

0:04 who is the artist i need to know🙏🙏

[@zentryii]

For research purposes, eh?

[@timfunnydragon]

13:05 nah those are *NOT* hush puppies. You're thinking of pigs in a blanket

[@S.B.C-Pixi]

8:50 Just needs some biscoff cookie butter

[@aidanmarrett5519]

i screamed at the mention of chilchuck

[@BluTheStickFigure]

14:41 i booted up tf2 while watching this and the spy theme played as this showed up

[@SubmarineShrineMonster]

That pizza so burnt it could be used as captain America’s spare shield lol

[@MushroomandArson]

Some of these are just healt code violations💀

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@vizzzyy190]

1:09 I HAVE BEEN RUINED NOT THE CHILCHUCK AOBA CAKE

[@TheUnknownMist7]

4:27 *stiffling laughter* i did not expect to see 6 mikus here in a kwite video...

[@ashtoncullinan5946]

14:13 that’s not a charcuterie board that’s a shark-coochie board 💀💀💀

[@SCAPE_G0AT]

1:21 chilchunk

[@chirpki]

8:56 THAT IS THE MOST GOATED COMBO U CANNOT BE SAYIN ANYTHING BACK ABOUT IT

[@CaffeinatedRat_]

1:21 CHILCHUCK WHAT HAPPENED

[@sheeeeep3115]

THE CERRATED SPOON IS JUST A GRAPEFRUIT SPOON PLEASE KWITE IM GONNA CRY

[@boogiewoogie2309]

1:09 is that a chilchuck cake??? 😭

[@StarWatcher_2024]

7:57 Wait till bro hears about cheezits and apple juice (that went so hard back in preschool)

[@quillsland]

1:10 aoba cake jumpscare, dont do my boy chilchuck like thaaattt

[@aureuix4674]

1:20 chilchuck nooooo

[@ObviOneKenobi]

As a person who cooks a fuck load i feel like i just watched a 15 minute documentary on Kitchen warcrimes... except the last one with the smores cup they get a pass

[@HoodieHorizon]

10:47 I'm the fucker who sent in the hot sauce. I regularly do this. Hot sauce is some of the stuff I crave when my adhd is super bad or I'm on my period and I don't wanna spend time to actually cook/order stuff so I'll sometimes just drink it. Compared to my white as fuck "bbq sauce is spicy" mom and brother, i think i got a pretty good tolerance for the stuff And the submissions said under 30 seconds so i sped it up to be under 30 seconds and i didn't have any more hot sauce to re-record :((

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@FR0571C]

yo same but im the "bbq is spicy" and my mom and brother are the" eh, whatever" ppl.

[@thereyvan]

adhd cravings are real tho. also i'm the person who sent in my own TikTok at 9:12

[@alliekat1431]

14:54 You know you’re Texan when you recognize the beaver

[@sunfishmusic]

Was that a chilchuck cake???😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@ouchyeouchzowie]

9:16 they're dressed like kira because they murdered those cheetos

[@Ultron01011]

I love when our sewer lord allows us rats to display the greatest treats in the pipes.

[@Kirayoshiikage]

He is morphing into schlatt

[@adaincain9457]

hey kwite where 0:05

[@maruuchanovo]

as a culinary student I'm terrified of those people but also impressed with them, good job

[@laurenlovesspace]

I once burnt chocolate.

[@skull_playz8845]

i once microwaved chocolate to actual dust and melted the bowl it was in 💀

[@laurenlovesspace]

@@skull_playz8845 LMAO THATS WHAT I DID 💀💀

[@ollie.the.gachatuber]

i made the worst decision trying to actually eat my lunch while watching this 😭

[@blackmage6842]

He feels them crawling in his skin. His wounds they will not heal.

[@Autistic_Toastt]

A dude in my class keeps telling to get back into the kitchen as a joke, but I told him that’s not a good idea.. I somehow managed to burn water💀

[@hannah_rose342]

most cursed food combo i’ve ever made is probably nutella and garlic aioli on a tortilla wrap

[@dragonmoonwave]

1:09 Chiluchuck what did they do to you

[@SkyTheB1]

1:11 chilchuck no 😭

[@_-soup-_]

1:21 tf did chil chuck do 💀

[@Thudd224]

Weirdest food combos ive eaten were chocolate chip cookies dipped in ranch dressing, and pickled ocra with hummus

[@some_dude_maybe]

6:05 Hey, Peatter

[@Tea_Consumerr]

💀

[@WilliamTheJukebox]

"I have many stories of me eating paper in my younger years" this reminds me of the time I ate my own homework, don't ask why

[@EnderMagpie]

at 16:28 im pretty sure thats a sweet bun with vanilla paste on top. I can't remember the name of them but they're great; not sure I'd use one for sloppy joes/refried beans (I genuinely can't tell which this is lol)

[@Bancanana]

I think it’s a concha

[@josiahws5]

5:37 i believe those are larder beetle larvae

[@OroTheEye]

I see those on my walls sometimes only during hot months tho- they’re weird

[@ghostie_child1350]

Canned peaches on cottage cheese is actually something my mom has on occasion, but more often than not it's mandarin oranges with the cottage cheese instead.

[@transboimax7187]

16:36 Thats a grapefruit spoon!! I use them all the time to eat kiwis

[@thorsonofodin2492]

so this isnt exactly cooking, but i sometimes will make a dinner that i call big yogurt (named after my dad's creation big salad [which is just an entire chopped head of cabbage with a jar of the aldi brand mild salsa as dressing]) and it just consists of a bowl of yogurt with applesauce, honey, maple syrup, jam, a crushed up nature valley granola bar, and whatever chopped fruit i can get my hands on. Its actually quite good!

[@ufo6582]

The craziest thing in this video for me was “Vaniller yoghurt”

[@Howtoeatrocks]

I grew up dirt as dirt poor here’s some recipes Tomato soup but it’s just thinned ketchup packets Cinnamon sugar on spaghetti Devon sausage rolls where the pastry is just bread. Hand full of raw pasta and ketchup for dippin

[@isaacdeming9012]

The weird food combo I really like is Tillamook cheddar cheese and marshmallows! Cheese slice Marshmallow Cheese slice

[@elirewasout]

Man's has never seen a brick of butter

[@its_renren7292]

in my defense, my autism makes it really hard to do new things. i get really hesitant around things i'm not comfortable with. ovens scare me, i just hover around like a dingus

[@tylerstewart6376]

I understand.

[@ranbooistherapy1301]

I overcooked my raviolis when watching this video😭

[@AtzelTheManAnimations]

12:20 That's Hoisin Sauce, so that stuff probably tasted good as hell

[@KUwUpa]

Cheezit with sweet stuff is actually good. Try it with strawberry yogurt.

[@yohumanfrisk]

If I had been there, I'd have shared my peanut butter, jelly, relish, and mustard sandwich.

[@DominicCastro-j6p]

8:52 lowkey that look like sticky rice,like coconut milk that binds rice together with mango peach and mango 🤤

[@siliciaveerah9327]

Funnily enough the strawberries and cream on pasta is an actual Polish summer dish

[@ImJustJorts]

My mom bought two or three boxes of spaghetti once and put them in the top cabinet of my grandma's house. Unopened. She opened them later and there were bugs in all three. We got these from a normal grocery store and they weren't anywhere near expired.

[@MISTER_R0B0T0]

6:50 Currently high as balls and losing it over Sasag

[@kadenhuber1138]

Kwite and Gordon Ramsay collab when

[@Crime.gril2]

I accidentally dipped my blue takis in milk and now I just eat them like that

[@Samoutz]

as a professional polish person who was fed strawberry pasta stuff as a kid, i can say it is actually yummy

[@SevEvoimaru]

16:39 Kwite. Look up Reese's Puffs. Then image compare. In the words of TF2 engineer: "hahahahh! dumb as a box of rocks!!"