Watching your Degenerate Tik Toks

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today i looked at more of your tik toks against my will, why did id do this to myself
stream my new song "cracker!": lnk.to/notsafe...
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[@korin9269]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how Kwote records even while contained in the scp foundation

[@BestFriendBlueBerryYT]

What?? Ayo hes a SCP now??

[@MrSirSquishy]

@@BestFriendBlueBerryYT what did you think he was?

[@RAMOBUS]

@@MrSirSquishy a furry

[@malkat8914]

@@RAMOBUS yeah all furries are scps?

[@RAMOBUS]

@@malkat8914 makes sense for me

[@MouseTheGoblin]

The first time I got a notification from a video that wasn’t already hours to days old

[@kritzum]

I like my videos over 18 hours old?

[@MouseTheGoblin]

@@kritzum Why are you asking me, I don’t know your life

[@Fruad_jo]

@@MouseTheGoblin I like mine 17 minutes old

[@The_Spiderz_Web]

I just got mine 20 minutes later💀

[@MrFancy-gn6le]

I was like 10 seconds early when I got a notification from my fav KZbinr Flamingo

[@aivaleilani]

we don’t try and reach a new low, i think it’s just natural instinct to disappoint you kwite

[@papercut931]

Each time it just feels easier and easier to go lower

[@dantheman7727]

@@papercut931 try again bud

[@RetchMusic]

AIVA WHA HAIIII

[@aivaleilani]

@@RetchMusic LOLLL HI BLUUUB

[@kariduanimations]

As a woman who plays minecraft I can confirm that we are impossible to contain.

[@SticksAndFriends]

Indeed

[@KazukoNamura]

Yes.

[@BloodMoonWithAnRpg]

Most definitely.

[@erusdearest]

I regularly escape containment

[@thereyvan]

bold of you to assume i was ever contained

[@noneknowstheswagger]

“We’re looking for several new head mods” Kwite says like he doesn’t already know everyone in his chat would do it again

[@alexender2965]

You too are a Kwite viewer?!

[@tudirkulosis]

head mods? 😳

[@TheMoonlight1711]

@@tudirkulosisno head 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥔

[@trashhuman3977]

the funniest part of this whole video was in the first tiktok when the audio said "he's a hero" and the text said "he's a twitch streamer" like wow what a huge juxtaposition

[@SunIsLost]

lol

[@applepiss1969]

a huge WHAT

[@caspianlovestallyhall]

lol

[@Just_a_commenter]

Thank you, Kwite, for doing us all a service in going through the most painful of TikToks for our entertainment. I've yet to sulley my phone's storage by installing it, and thanks to you, I'll never need to! I'll continue to repay the favour by being a weirdo in your comments. Soon I'll invade your Twitch chat and ruin it, too!

[@SlimeyGrime]

I see you on every kwite video I watch yet you never tell me what the hell is your pfp

[@paytonc5692]

Oh.. yeah what is that pfp.

[@paytonc5692]

@@Real_Snorlax it’ll forever be a mystery ig 😔

[@pixelster2019]

@@paytonc5692 Actually its a pregnant latias, Ya know from pokemon.

[@Mozzarellapumpkin]

@@pixelster2019 stop

[@Wren_BurnsHam]

New vid idea, every time Kwite gets uncomfortable he takes a shot of tequila.

[@dsamuel2116]

He will get

[@mackthegreeny1096]

He'll die of alcohol poisoning lmao

[@uhuh9859]

New execution method

[@Tin_Head]

tequila da da da da da da da da da da da da da da dead

[@ConiferConnieTreeCow]

noooo dont encourage his alcoholism bro 😂

[@KazukoNamura]

Can we just take a second to appreciate the sheer emotion the movement of his eyebrows have?

[@SalsaConMesquite]

The coughing baby/hydrogen bomb one has me crying laughing at 1am

[@FlushDesert22]

Can we all just appreciate the way Kwite is so polite to his chat and not toxic at all.

[@joshc5613]

Got the notification for this video right as I sat down to eat, thank you Kwite for saving me from eating without KZbin

[@KANYEOMARIWESTOFFICAL]

everyday I worry more and more about kwites mental health.

[@ema_idiot]

KZbin JUST DID A PERFECTLY CUT SCREAM- 5:54 : kwite: I swear if this is a mr beast parody im gonna- video: Hydrogen Bomb kwite:EEEEE- *ad plays*

[@s3riallk1ller]

4:24 "divorce papers (hes marrying kwite instead" 😭

[@Mr.Manbat]

4:47 ain’t no way he just dissed lemon demon like that 🧍‍♂️

[@t1m3st0p7]

IKR I WAS SO UPSET THAT'S MY FAV THING TO LISTEN TO

[@x_kittrix]

Ikr smh i can’t believe this

[@princembat]

10:35 i swear ive seen those guys before but not singing that song, i promise you theres more than you thought.... so many of them. i love them

[@onedollafish]

4:54 jokes on them, there's a cover of frank sinatra singing that song so he is indeed a good singer now >:] granted its AI but the point still remains

[@DuckTapeman1233]

his giggle sounds like the grinch laugh. its so contagious

[@redwolfvirus4830]

As a woman who plays Minecraft, I can confirm I should be avoided at all costs. I actively hunt creepers at night, and I've got a a lot of TNT with very little restraint on where to light them off at. >:)

[@rainbowditto9033]

Ok but that last edit was CRISP

[@ConiferConnieTreeCow]

yeah

[@Varsoleji]

Kwites eyebrows can express every imaginable emotion

[@rufus8821]

when kwote wants funny, the community gives shit, when he wants shit the community gives funny

[@felixxxxoxo]

TY Kwite for losing brain cells for content 💚

[@leahporteous5343]

The background music in the beginning is the theme music of the Nintendo 3DS game “Face Raiders”. I’d recognize that music anywhere, I spent hours of my time trying to beat those stupid bosses. Didn’t expect it on a Kwite video, pleasantly surprised

[@velazquezarmouries]

7:41 so long gay bowser

[@The_Boss_of_You]

One of these days Kwite will convince me to do an all nighter just to watch his streams

[@horse_rider1385]

Love you big man kwite, but I'm begging you, please continue Detroit become human. That game means a lot to a lot of people, ( including me😅) and if you like it I'm sure the videos do well enough to make of for how long they take to edit

[@canned-strawberries]

Kwite mentioned sobriety and i immediately remembered the end of the DBH stream 💀

[@SCP-173-The-Sculpture]

8:11 If they put her in the SAME facility I am in. I gonna breach.

[@mollyedwards_12]

3:29 last night about 1 am I was watching Kwite on my 3DS LMAO

[@utterlychaotic5814]

the person being absorbed by a tree reminded me sm of the greek myth of Myrrha. she was cursed by Aphrodite for being to beautiful to have sex with her father pretty much and then Cinyras pursues her. she pleads to the gods for help and the gods turn her into a tree

[@ltskai]

i miss kwite :(

[@That_One_Furby]

If yall want Kwite to watch tiktok with springtrap 👇

[@I..need..sleep..]

7:58 BRO HELP RIGHT WHEN SHE SAID MINECRAFT I GOT A “how old is your brain?” ADD💀💀

[@trxxio]

The fact that I watched this stream on full volume while eating dinner with my family💀

[@jkdonnie23]

Istg if Kwite doesn't do a Word World video I will die. It doesn't get the recognition it deserves for giving me a childhood.

[@KoriMcBullard]

11:43 What is the name of this video being shown i would like to show it to a friend who is not a fan of twite and would rather have him not exist to make them mad (it tried to correct twite as Twitter)

[@BarrelofBurger9554]

Idk Why But this one Got me so good i flew 200 million years back in time💀 3:52

[@agentulgrinreal]

2:08 its still shocking knowing that this guy now has a life sentence in prison

[@the_godbodor7026]

10:10 Oh my god, it’s Skibidi Beach

[@dingdawng]

*GET OUT*

[@echothewanderer112]

1. 9:17 2. Epic Rap Battles of History, The city of Pompeii, Mount Vesuvius.

[@deanbean6363]

5:13 peter griffin ass laugh

[@kai_the_trans_guy7179]

Fun fact I have that saved Idk for what But I do 11:37

[@andresgonzales6580]

4:45 LET'S GO HE SAW MINE

[@percythetransguy4536]

how does he know we like lemon demon

[@furiousmagician5912]

neil cicada….

[@AL1ST3R_DoesStuff]

nile cigarette⁉️

[@Dr.-wing]

I heard SCP at 8:04 -dr wing totally does not work at the SCP foundation

[@DRW.DGASTER.]

Ok

[@bethany-e3t]

it would be absolutely horrendous (hint its a good idea) if the mods just filled one of these videos WITH ONLY KWITE VIDEOS. imagine the suffering

[@iris_drawssandwiches]

1:32 GIVE ME MY LUNCH BOX BACK!!!!!!!!

[@jocelynnhernandez8359]

Omg I’m so sorry but you do laugh like Peter griffin

[@fishyskillet]

I'm happy the tiktok I submitted made it into the video :D 7:11

[@Crazy_pearl2000]

wait why does he kinda sound like blitz from helluva boss 😭🤚 IM SORRY

[@user-ts5do4rl1r]

Good news the minecraft gamer girl anomaly is captured bad news millions had died containing her

[@IamDefinetlyaBagel]

Pretty sure TikTok originated from China... I might be wrong, but I'm pretty sure

[@LvL_7_Mage]

10:22they had the perfect chance to do Talking Heads and they wasted it

[@goldenmolelover]

i feel i should let you all know my girlfriend shares a birthday with kwite so by proxy i am dating kwite

[@ConiferConnieTreeCow]

ok jschlatt pfp haver

[@FrankIerosPiss]

Kwites screaming was so loud my entire class could hear it though my headphones

[@NoahWood-j1v]

10:11 there’s a zombieee on your laaaawn 10:11 (also) diglett dig diglett dig diglett dig 11:15 there’s. Better version with free bird

[@MonoStick]

Kwote fucking losing his shit over pronouncing degredation properly is hillarious

[@lafetonlore2937]

“Tony the Tiger? No Tony the fucking threat apparently.”

[@ObviOneKenobi]

As we are the Seeds of Kweeter Griffin, our only goal since birth is to be a fuckin disappointment

[@vanillune]

leave lemon demon out of this 😔

[@I-eat-chiIdren]

5:12 why does kwite sound like homer Simpson 😭

[@AmazingAutist]

Self-Note: MISOPHONIC TRIGGER from 2:21 ---- 2:30

[@ILik3Gumm3is]

1:40 BABY BELL😍

[@RealityRogue]

It really shows how bad the bunch was when you got 12 minutes out of 2 hours

[@shalexq5127]

rip Adam you shall be missed

[@compton_cranchy8922]

did his shades just blink?

[@zykegabrielmarchinoilagan3316]

wait...hold on... WTF?!

[@ConiferConnieTreeCow]

can people stop saying kwite sounds like peter griffin, i don't hear much similarity 😭

[@TasticLeo]

Okay, full stop, what's that song at 11:50? Unironically, that goes HARD.

[@onedollafish]

she keeps me up by nickelback!! you're damn right it goes hard, i love that song :D

[@TasticLeo]

@@onedollafish Thanks!

[@Berlinscott1]

That last edit went hard though

[@ConiferConnieTreeCow]

ikr! ive seen it on twitter it's the best

[@Nikolai_Fan]

The edit was really cool tho 💀

[@ConiferConnieTreeCow]

Ikr 😳

[@saltylogin2460]

Honestly, ive seen that edit before and I love it😭😭

[@ConiferConnieTreeCow]

The one with She Keeps Me Up? Same I friggin love it

[@saltylogin2460]

@@ConiferConnieTreeCow FRR

[@bukkchickenbukk]

seeing the genshin loading screen while I was playing genshin and saw the losding screen was scary to say the least

[@SallySaddles]

I just realized the last video was the first thing I saw of Kwite..-

[@ShinyLittleUmbreon-of8ze]

4:50 I'M A TOUCH-TONE TOUCH-TONE TELEPHONE!! 🔥🔥🔥

[@dapondboi]

9:19 Sandwich one of those frosted sugar cookies in there. And cover the whole thing in peanut butter. Then eat the whole thing in 1 bite. Finish it off with eating dry cinnamon afterwards and tada you're gone.

[@murderb3rrie287]

wooah he put the one i sent in the video😱😱 i feel famous

[@theoddsareagainstme2365]

Do a sub-reddit tierlist when?

[@nick_is_a_good_name1484]

lowkey watching this to emotionally cope with the fact that I probably ate expired bagel bites. 9:06

[@ferretbutler1326]

Summoning you to ask if you're okay

[@nick_is_a_good_name1484]

I'm good 👍 it was a long day and the bathroom may never recover. But I'm good now

[@Mozzarellapumpkin]

Eatin a burger wit no honey mustard

[@agentISclickbait]

11:01 this is actually me irl sorry dudes i was in a bad mood

[@Bloodclot20]

Don’t worry we all have our moments!

[@Real_Snorlax]

I like how Adam just went ""

[@byrontheusurper6505]

4:05 meg mcaffrey be wildin

[@SunIsLost]

Dude, that brony on the thumbnail. 🤢 Don't want to associate with that guy.

[@cloverjones7495]

kwite when he sees a creeper: woman with creeper woodie i do not apologise YOU CAN'T MAKE ME

[@gingerbomb9912]

hey kwite i have another vtuber and i think yall would would get along very well and a collab stream would be fucking hilarious

[@sir3888]

dawg how did i get here before 1080p dropped

[@mushroomy9899]

one day just submit that last one but it’s the kwite vtuber twerking and give me the sauce.

[@sansthehamster9301]

Nah where's DETROIT BECOME HUMAN

[@Bl00dy--X1]

“More like the fuckin active threat.” Best line known to man

[@advelanch8624]

Fwinders my favorite spicy lil burger 💜

[@ConiferConnieTreeCow]

I'll have you know that I was eating a burger while reading comments and this one was so cursed I snorted and was unable to finish it 😭 good to know that kwite's mods are almost as chaotically unhinged as kwite is, i hate this community /j

[@W1N_13R]

at 5:12 this mf sounds like Sr Pelo laughing in most of his videos and streams

[@i.rhacyeva2227]

What are Kwite's pronouns? The first video made me confused

[@Valnanailo]

Kwite really looking like a Sasquatch caught on camera in that first clip

[@floof6105]

You sound like peter Griffin

[@chickenbaconranch]

ur not wrong actually

[@JuarezCall]

For the damned thumbnail, i have that phone case wtf

[@Laura-bs2hw]

currently watching this in my backyard i need to go back to therapy

[@Simba_lxllyofficial]

Wat ppl think furrys r : 6:18

[@cookieking0]

theres this one guy i was with in algebra who everyday, no joke, bro would wear a creeper jacket. this was the 8th grade