Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 335

[@Savocaatx]

Those twins were trying to hard to finish each other's sentences lol

[@Culturedtuna1]

every episode i always end up wishing they were longer. high and tight forever

[@rk3joker]

My favorite show. #1 podcast on my list by a long shot. Love the mommies

[@fixins]

The twins have to look at each other to get cues to do the "we say the same thing," gag!

[@rigatoni_pasta]

I like how the mommies spent more time talking about the tennis lady who looks like a man than the twins and the tennis lady wasn’t even seen in the video for more than a second.

[@toddjohnson566]

15:35 “Not well how? Like, he has a cold or something?” “...worse. Brain not well.”

[@JodeneSparks1989]

Them ain't raindrops from the sky they're tears from the clouds from all those sky punches

[@isaiahperrry]

Jesus Christ, those twins make my jeans crawl. Make it stop.

[@roundearth2619]

THOSE TWINS SEEM LIKE THEY'RE TRYING WAY TO HARD TO BE CREEPY.

[@jonm7361]

That's crazy. That's crazy.

[@keithkeith1273]

Dominic Haberl you are correct. I am an identical twin and i used to be able to finish my brothers sentences. However these two are playing it up theres no reason to cut each other off the only reason id finish his sentence would be if he lost his train of thought. They are just talking at same time for tv.

[@Culturedtuna1]

43:20 what is the answer to the question?? does Seinfeld wipe standing up or sitting down?

[@andreweby8445]

+Jake Malinowski we demand answers

[@roundearth2619]

+Jake Malinowski I heard someone on REDBANS periscope that he wipes down. lol

[@josephb456]

+Darion Schetter Wait, wipes sitting down, or just down? Because if it's just down, he's wiping toward his balls, which, as we all know, is super dangerous.

[@roundearth2619]

+Joseph Berkeley I thought it was wipes down, but now i'm confused... haha

[@Jimmy_Watt]

+Joseph Berkeley I've wiped back to front my whole life. Never got shit on my balls once.

[@MR-dv4ii]

This is the only podcast I both listen to on iTunes and then later watch the video. And it's just as hilarious both times.

[@givezerofx]

Twins are a national security risk.

[@whsmiguel]

Crazy Locs came to my gym in San Jose. He's the blackest philipino I've ever met hahaha but he can't fight for shit

[@Manny94G]

just watched a bunch of crazie locs' videos... he's definitely touched :(

[@flynnplumlee5293]

What gave it away lmao

[@falutinfree1101]

I want Tina's family to be on the video podcast.

[@decodenumbers6137]

Shoutout to everybody doing they're thayng and stuff

[@antidecepticon]

Christina always smashing that iPhone swipes precasts

[@cookwareset9834]

who else wants a tom or retarded segment let's make this happen

[@sampomme]

I do, but I don't think Tom does and that's the problem.

[@jenniferallain1]

Damnit!! I was listening to the Podcast before I could watch the video, and all day I've been thinking to myself, "I know those creepy twins are ginger." I didn't want it to be true, but it is. Damnit, fellow gingers! This is why people hate us.

[@thekrakenguy6962]

112k views and 170 comments.... I miss these days. Not many can rep the original denim.

[@dpcsoup04]

My thought exactly. I came back to watch the hits starting at 500 backwards. Triggering some great memories and laughs for me

[@jasonbennett2194]

15:08 OMFG HAHAHHA "worse.... brain not well" hahaha that delivery

[@jasonbennett2194]

great set up kristeeeeena! hahaha "has a cold or something?"

[@TheKokorikooo]

I always seem to catch myself dancing to the intro song!!!

[@raywasnieski5139]

Vermin Supreme actually wears a boot for a hat. Which I think is very presidential already.

[@justinryan8613]

Listener from Talladega, Alabama right here! Yeehaw keepin' em high and tight ROOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TY!

[@jacsprat00]

Why are those twins trying to talk at the same time? Jesus! I’m sat here listening to this waffle! 😂

[@tyzerro]

loving that the podcast is now on youtube!

[@A_d_r_i_a_n_a_G]

all people out there doin they thangggggg... y'all know what I'm saying

[@JuryMalkin]

I think the sky punches are blocks.....

[@codydillard8918]

These old intros were sooo short.... We need the 10 minute intro on every episode lol.

[@seasonone]

MY DENIM HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN TIGHTENED

[@viking5960]

820m networth for seinfeld and 350m for jay leno guys

[@conserveculture1767]

Krazie locs doin his thanggggg

[@flynnplumlee5293]

And stuff like that

[@annachristine3775]

You can tell the twins are actively trying to talk in sync, and barely succeeding. They came up with the same answers?!? You mean the one correct answer they would expect from every student?!? Unheard of!!

[@oldchunkofcoal2774]

Idiot

[@coloradomotion1836]

Going back to the classic here in 2023

[@dtown902]

Hope you guys caught the Ari Shaffir-Sam Tripoli fart funnel. That was right up this show's alley.

[@MrTomscaters]

That lady at 52:26 looks like Paul McCartney with a three year methamphetamine addiction.

[@ElTapaclavo]

That dude has hair like Cousin Jerri from The Facts of Life. KnowhatI'm sayin'?

[@shawngoodine9645]

She's got the Scott Baio circa Happy Days cut.

[@cessactdm]

34:45 democracy manifest (I know you came here looking for it and you're welcome)

[@XifalizE]

What's the name of the instrumental at the start of the video?

[@GrahamWillson-be1fi]

Crazie Locs strange movement and speech patterns are called Ataxia. The dude was prolly right about Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

[@juliovillalobos6998]

Who the fish tacos gave this a thumbs down?? !!

[@takeaim420]

RIP YMH. Watching this is like watching videos of my dead father.

[@maestrojv]

Agreed, RIp Top Dog and YMH being high and tight

[@XanderGriffithArt]

where can i get that poop mug????

[@metalmx86]

I think since the Crazy Locs fight is officially off the table... I think you should talk to Bert about fighting at EllisMania (From Jason Ellis on Sirius XM) in front of a sold out Joint at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas. Money for Charity to the winners and the crowds are white hot for amateur boxing with head gear.

[@greatgoogliemoogley]

Delete Facebook today and never look back. You will not regret it.

[@dntgvafuk89]

Here in 2022 🙌 the Jeans are eternal

[@anthonyryan1463]

I'd like to get some funds started for this giant zombie hamster wheel. Denim would be optional of course.

[@9Skiddlerip9]

"...yeah it's not that good." :)

[@michealcraig6983]

The audio in the end cut off?Just me?

[@jgarza1111]

This was definitely Tom at his fattest around this time. It’s crazy to see how much smaller he is now after the accident.

[@kylelyons6088]

This is definitely two croissants on one street Tom

[@marshallowns]

Going back to relish in the good ol’ days

[@alvo621]

For realzz doe

[@03obietrice]

thanks Mommies!!!!

[@iiammiguel-gamingvideos1289]

Real Mommy Fans.

[@003scorn]

One of those twins is clearly in control. OF THE UNIVERSE

[@tylerking4462]

Born in Birmingham, raised and currently living in Mississippi! We're out here, just gotta poke around a little harder knowmsayn... Sup Jane?!?! Hotty Toddy!

[@Terriblegolfer16]

IM FROM BURMINGHAM MOMMIES

[@pyrrhusofepirus3792]

I'm not from there but I go to uab momies

[@McNasty96]

I'm from Tuscaloosa AL mommies

[@McMurphyMillions]

that haircut is just the general "past 50 year old woman" cut

[@heytiger26]

34:00

[@bmosley45]

That is a giant cup of coffee.

[@VirtualWaffle]

s/o to all the jeans up for REAL mommy hours rn

[@BradfordTspencer]

kumail would and has argued that once you wipe, its over. you gotta bidet and only bidet after browning due to smearing issues that wiping causes. Altho, Mommy T may be referring to using paper and the bidet in conjunction as a female, papes in the fronts, bidet in the back... ? I need answers

[@timtheodillon5641]

Tom’s so far in these older eps Jesus Christ!

[@danielperry7045]

what's with the jeans?

[@BigPeniswealthy]

its everything man

[@BigPeniswealthy]

its jeans

[@20MOJO20]

Killer setup

[@Iamjimpage]

4:01 ep starts

[@ivanrlynn]

Jeans coming in tight!

[@IFIMTHEDEV1L]

where can I find this eat that booty video?

[@DadaPoopoo]

I've been seeking the same. HELP!!

[@IFIMTHEDEV1L]

+thousandlegger I tweeted Buns but idk if he'll respond.

[@DadaPoopoo]

+James Howell No clue what tweeted buns means. Please HELP!!!!

[@tamilangowski3543]

+James Howell 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

[@mojo6605]

could you help a mommy out, I can't find the crazy locs video of him swinging on his i guess his brother!?

[@shank513]

Mojo ever find it

[@badboy95256]

I miss this. Stop trying so hard and get back to this. Just talking shit with your main jeans.

[@theredpill7511]

Tom calls uppercuts "sky punches'' which is hilarious. You know he isn't an alpha when he says stuff like that, lol!

[@stephenroby400]

Notice how when She dreamed Tom cheated she was pissed off. But when she is the cheater nothing. Girl logic :P And if you use a waterjet shitter, why use paper? Just use a towel since you know the pressure washer has pink'd that brown eye. Never used one so kinda clueless.

[@cFlan]

Are you guys gonna have another guest anytime soon with the camera setup? I STRONGLY STRONGLY suggest inviting Esther Ku the comedian. She's cute, just had a podcast blowup due to a Bert Kreischer plug on JRE, she's obsessed with mouth hygiene and likes talking about her poop.. I literally can't think of a better fit for the show.

[@mortbarry315]

+cFlan you forgot to mention every show has a happy ending!

[@Inevitabledreamss]

+Mort Barry More of a sad ending if you ask me

[@mortbarry315]

cumming is sad?

[@JC-wj5os]

+Inevitabledreams I kind of agree. Theres sort of a sad pathetic feeling to it.

[@sirosis1971]

Fistina's voice sounds like its pitched up in this episode, any other moms notice or am i wrong

[@markhensley2503]

do they not have guests anymore?

[@Greg-cz6ts]

56:13 why does christine laugh like those "big words" people

[@parkerhicks64]

My grandma in Illinois has that haircut

[@rams812]

Both here. You know💩😎

[@Mari_angeleso]

Charlie Chaplin

[@SargentandGreenLeaf]

You are hyper extending your elbow joint to work the board, just move the board, or buy a larger desk that can better accommodate a sound board

[@Mark__]

Crazy jeans keepin it realll tight, yaaaaa knowwwww?

[@alexgulino335]

Birmingham AL

[@beatsbymanolo1584]

1:02:34

[@briansmith8749]

Wait, Christina is Eastern European? I wonder where exactly.

[@unxnxwn1798]

Brian Smith pretty sure Poland

[@hovz-zo8lf]

How does Jerry wipe?

[@jenniferallain1]

+Horacio Valdez Clearly, a bidet powered with champagne.

[@Nalopotato]

Im from Birmingham, hollaaaa

[@jacobclay2415]

same here mommy

[@johnbienaszii1141]

Error01 idk why I down voted that /:

[@sethjoyner391]

that funnel cake shit...

[@Sam12345632]

2395.

[@flyinlikelions]

1:11:00 "Trump isn't actually a conservative" fast forward to 2018 Mitch McConnel called 2017 the best year for conservatives in his 30 years in politics. Nobody cares he's likable he's not a celebrity he's there to push policies. But if you want to get hung up on his bravado that's your issue.

[@KeeganComedy]

yeno wa am sayin

[@joemorgenstern9846]

Trump 2024!

[@conserveculture1767]

Doin to thanggg

[@wesbenge3305]

Holy swollen Bunz

[@viking5960]

a guy on twitch iamapropos real name is Paul Hiller haha

[@TwYcH811]

From Birmingham. I listen. Roll Tide

[@vhollund]

Come on

[@cptmuska]

hes really not the most terrible rapper. but he is lol

[@roundearth2619]

when our mommies say "wipe down", I always thought that meant wipe toward your taint from the top of the crack. but now I wonder if it means "wipe sitting down". Can someone set me straight?