Tom's New Glasses | Your Mom's House Ep. 722

[@gnarleeinstrumentals]

My new fav bit is Tom playing vomit sounds over Christina and her ignoring them like a hardened soldier

[@drhambone1598]

Shout out to Tom for getting the same glasses as Theo. So brave

[@abytheecat]

🤫 it's a disguise

[@bashfulseagull]

​@@abytheecat 😂🏆😂

[@nicholasthompson8426]

Dr.Drew giving Lauren Compton a breast exam would break the internet.

[@minniemidnight3018]

SPEAK!

[@brashadams804]

we need this instructional video. For science

[@vandam30]

@@brashadams804 I fucking love science

[@Electricreflections369]

For science, art, and educations sake… make it happen. The world needs it

[@korey6469]

This episode is top tier!! Haven’t laughed this hard in a while

[@jeffreytopnick4710]

Native saying "anti-transitional glasses" every time was hilarious

[@mattpope764]

The funny part to me is that he corrected him incorrectly. They're called Transitions lenses.

[@joshuagoldstein8116]

​@@mattpope764This misgendering is further proof that Nadav is transphobic.

[@jankowalski6338]

I don't think he's a native he's a Jew

[@MrNicvdb]

So brave of Tom to confront Nadav on his anti-trans behaviour.

[@euro51116]

it was disgusting and frankly needed to be addressed before I continued supporting this show

[@isaacmartinez7557]

Two episodes in a row with just the mommies? You guys are doing good!!

[@merlin4real]

Nadav isn't anti trans, he was just surprised to learn Tom was transitioning.

[@AlexandriaRose-hi6mt]

SO excited to watch Tammy's transition.

[@InspectahReese]

@@AlexandriaRose-hi6mtI love when Tammy said when she’s fully transitioned she’s joining a woman’s amateur boxing club 🥊

[@YourLastWish]

He's just open minded and doesn't mind being nose deep into the trans.

[@AhmedMohammed-mu6sv]

I will stop watching ymh if he does

[@merlin4real]

@AhmedMohammed-mu6sv lol, your fanhood is awful fickle. I bet he would have interesting things to say during and after.

[@Matthewtaylorn]

"Next time, don't wash there so long." is a line that only a great father could think of on the spot like that. Amazing.

[@DaCuCat]

I'm a public high school art teacher, so... I'm paid to play. Art's also about critical thinking. Tom and Christina are my favorites. I love comedy, and they're great. I just wanted to take a rare posting moment to say how much joy it brings me to see Tom in such a present state. I watch this show every week for years. This one just hit different. Oh yea, I'm a big J too. Maybe Tom's more relaxed because that massive tour is done. Who knows. It's great to see Tom in such a joyous state. Christina and Tom bring me so much laughter, I'm just happy to see them happy and doing it for real.

[@_Lag_]

This woman just made me realize how lucky I was growing up. I’m going to call my parents right now and thank them for never putting me through this.

[@marmas5]

Who? Christine? Ya me too.

[@sarahlowell3763]

She makes me feel better about my shitty dad but I'm not calling that mf!! 😂

[@ChessGM_2024]

Nadav missed the perfect line of “I love black frames, I have plenty of black frames”

[@anthonyzullo]

AYO I CAME TO THE COMMENTS BECAUSE I HATE THAT THEY MISSED THAT BANGER! smh! "I got black frames I work with!"

[@Ophelia_Pain]

Haha!! I was thinking that too!!!

[@brianthomas8411]

Some of my best frames are black

[@grantpowell4135]

I guess we should send him to the stadium then all in favor say I

[@kmartinquadeuce]

Lol he owns many strong, imported, black frames

[@johnduchamre3406]

I just need to know that anyone was laughing as hard as me when Christina put up her hand. I was in tears. I am not a bad person.

[@LeoTheGunner]

what was the timestamp?

[@KylieAnne1995]

They definitely do seem happier and stress free now that he isnt touring. This episode shows it the most for sure.

[@aprilecotton2060]

When u dont have to work that happens

[@BoolyK]

Touring is brutal according to musicians and comedians. But then again all jobs are

[@tickandslug]

​@@BoolyKimagine having to work every single day. Sounds like a nightmare...

[@bryanpinto4051]

but when you have 2 psycho boys at home it IS work.@@aprilecotton2060

[@Bittamin]

@@BoolyKI remember 12 years ago I thought it would be my dream to want to tour, now I’ve said enough horrible shit online that not only would I be instantly cancelled, but I don’t wanna leave the state let alone the city 😂

[@Smokehunt]

Nadav consistently adding the '-itional glasses!' killed me XD

[@MattH-wg7ou]

That trucker's "No sir" was the most polite BJ turndown I've ever heard lmao

[@Tybolt1]

Shouldn't have recorded him for internet, very rude!!!

[@RD-qb7sd]

Only one I've ever heard!

[@benworkman831]

@@Tybolt1 shut up lol

[@squatchit5700]

@@Tybolt1 maybe that old guy shouldn't go up to random people and proposition them while they're working lol

[@luciferigno408]

I don't tangle with lot lizards anymore.

[@ajfiveohfour]

Nadav: I am pro black…frames. Welcome to Texas!😂

[@phoenixx6490]

I love how he Dissed Theo for his glasses, Then got the same ones

[@in_the_building1]

Lmfao!!!!! 😂

[@tokinloud2775]

If you can't beat em, join em 😂

[@nickb9379]

My guess is they were his the whole time 😂

[@winestore_grindcore3223]

Has anyone actually SEEN Theo Von lately? Maybe somejeans should do a welfare check 🧐

[@brodelicious]

They have shared many things in life, glasses, Christine, a love for Louisiana…

[@Buckeye11000]

I can't wait to see "Mom of 4 prepares for divorce and custody hearing because Dad is over the bullshit and is getting the kids away from this psychopath"

[@CCitis]

Guaranteed that fam has serious skeletons. Probably a cuck husband, he probably has chicas on the side

[@McCarthyJohn100]

Christine really had some great input today. She even raised her hand to contribute some interesting ideas.

[@sunnyside9273]

Classic Hungarian hand raising technique

[@piccologna9735]

Im glad shes really learning her place now

[@obxtres]

How this Tik Tok @ 29:27 really tryna act like it’s 7:00AM when the clock says 10:30AM on the wall 😭

[@tedkemp9912]

Tom is always smirking, I love how his brain works. 😂

[@flying_nimbus7852]

Why do Christina and Tom look like Jared and and Brandy from storage wars? Lol

[@Ryan_Carder]

Tim just glassin' with his new glasses

[@nsh1980]

Gunna drop that moose right on his ass

[@RedZedHeadTV]

We were just sweeping through this meadow - big long huge meadow - and my transitions kicked in

[@malicioustactics6846]

Fool jacked them from Theo 😂

[@LangstonDev]

New glass glassin'

[@jakobmorningstar]

Hearing Nadav talk about the marathon I can tell he’s gonna fucking kill it… keep it up man

[@mrcyrilfiggus]

Oh my God, I get more second hand anxiety from that mom with the 4 kids than Tom gets from the cave explorer videos

[@nottomclancy2439]

That woman is my biggest nightmare.

[@merrelmj]

That boy’s and girl’s is suburban meth use

[@agrother]

The fact that she has to set up all those shots and photos... good god.

[@RyanGetLow]

That woman is not stable. I admire her organization skills, but I'd love to see a video of her where she's losing her god damn mind because someone through off her scheduled life.

[@Rebma12]

It makes my eyeballs vibrate…..and I hate it

[@caliguladelucifer699]

That Disney Land mom is basically female Patrick Bateman, fantastic monologues lol

[@MikeDubbau]

Haven't heard Mommy meow in a while. It's going to be a good one.

[@phaedrus1267]

Was thinking the same thing! She is fully meow meow in the intro. Going to be a wild ride!

[@commanderjonson2610]

Kitty got that perrrrrcocet lol

[@cheesecurds45]

Meow meow meow meowwwww

[@travis8106]

Done with the meows I skip the intro every time now.

[@dylanherron3963]

There's always the one guy that feels the need to tell people how annoying a certain quirk is in a thread of people finding said quirk cute, HEYBROGOODSHITLITERALLYNOBODYCARES @@travis8106

[@WinkLinkletter]

My mother is just like this woman, my childhood is VERY well documented in photos. We went all over the place when I was a kid, driving across the US twice by different routes, travelling overseas while my dad was in the Navy. My sister and I were primped up, brushed neat, our cheeks spit-thumbed to cleanliness, forced to express fun and joy we weren't having and made picture perfect to stand still for the perfect picture interminably in some of the coolest places on the planet. It sucked, for real, but you'd never know it to see the beautiful photos they have scrolling by in the digital picture frame on their kitchen counter.

[@channelPGH]

“What’s sad?” “They get ten dollars” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@timhausenICBT]

so glad someones FINALLY putting Nadav in his place. hes been getting away with this ant-trans behavior for too long

[@drmanhattanshog]

Props to Bobby for shooting his shot tho, that took* bravery.

[@crazypath573]

You misspelled severe mental illness

[@CCitis]

Clearly a veteran

[@jameschestnut7786]

Retired lot lizard 🦎 soliciting from the porch.

[@MerleKellyMusic]

Tom's impression of his dad was the best!

[@leviclark3830]

I'm hitting Garth's social media hard today. 😂

[@dylanherron3963]

Heh heh heh hahah... heyyy, War sucks, heh heh haha Support Ukraine

[@jarnold1789]

Good work, mommy

[@dylanherron3963]

@@jarnold1789 it's good protocol

[@Slinkx]

Slava Tom "hamsandwich" Segura.

[@mikealphatangosierracharli9589]

Thank you for your service, Sir.

[@kelancromer670]

"This is...nope....bad...it's a bad bit...". *cackles and roars of laughter

[@chrisdear1033]

The video editor is getting more and more chaotic with these cuts during the intro song. Love it.

[@lesliemarvin160]

We are full of anxiety and we listen to you to help us with these morning routines. I have a similar daily routine.

[@chriswilson3698]

I love Nadav bullying Tom lol

[@jocelynmstanton]

People who don’t travel for work don’t understand vacation is exactly what Tom said, I want to get up and go over there and lay down.

[@HIIMEMILYNICOLE]

The transitional lenses are the epitome of cool dad status

[@robertlane3850]

I bet he would have prefered a good ol fashioned "get out of my neighborhood 'N'" lol

[@erikds6338]

I stayed at that exact resort in Cabo this june. The shot where he jumps into the pool is a resort pool. That was our pool. It's a timeshare. They may own a property there, but it's a timeshare resort.

[@Mr123thepassion]

It feels so good to have the mommies back! Awesome to see these loose stress, free episodes! Fuck the two-year tour.

[@drugstoreman1]

it’s gonna be a good show if we get the meows from mommy jeans

[@yaboispudpud]

​@@ChipMunkz-uh2oynobody's stopping you except your own ego Bubby.😂

[@StarFoxxRhys]

Love the MUHFXCKNG MEOWMEOWS

[@yaboispudpud]

@@ChipMunkz-uh2oy stop giving a fuck what a bunch of nobody's think and meow to your heart's content, my friend. 😂

[@sissyofFreemont]

Meow meow meow-meowwwww.

[@joej1323]

😅😊

[@ericdistefano3810]

Tom’s glasses make him look like a top tier shot caller with the Aryan Brotherhood. When he smiles it’s like they just did a hit on another gang.

[@dancinggold17]

😂😂😂

[@alberttang6955]

His AB nickname: "Bottles"

[@LangstonDev]

​@@alberttang6955"Ham Sandwich"

[@dtroutmann]

One of her daily itineraries for vacation would be my entire week

[@jddelarosa]

Listening to Nadav getting pumped gets ME pumped!! Going to the gym tonight. Thanks Nadav!!!!

[@kristiskinner8542]

22:35 no you are a biological woman which is the only reason you are able to be pregnant in the 1st place. And no you can call yourself whatever in the hell you want to but you cant dictate what others say or expect them to play along with your delusions, like "non-binary" there's no such thing. Jfc that poor kid, just set up for failure from birth. No really before birth because not only are a lot of mental illnesses/defects genetic but no telling how screwed up their hormones etc will be having gotten them through cross placenta ingestion smh

[@apexmma9425]

"See if you can find her feed" .. "or don't" best line of the whole show 😂

[@CoolStoryBro455]

Cool Columbia guy is living his best life❤

[@Damitche024]

Don’t take this Nadav! I think you should incorporate Bert’s shirtless look around the office next

[@Hungryhipoe]

The mom taking videos of her kids lives would be my worst nightmare as a kid. It would be the never-ending “kids hold on we need to take a video” that would drive me insane.

[@MonikaHawkins-e9w]

Tom sees the future with those glasses, and it's bright.

[@StarFoxxRhys]

D’elia babyyy… Feutch is BriiiIiiight 😎

[@Tha1leeG]

I can see what he’s thinking in those bad boys!! 😂- loving the content

[@toymanbricks]

Oh man is that a diving board in my pocket?

[@urinetrubble4550]

Maybe G will unblock him now 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@Thaezix]

58:56 Tom is never happier than when he goes dark....love it.

[@benjaminparker2551]

LOL @ Charo for thinking everything is pornographic. One Thanksgiving my cousins and I were watching the Dallas Cowboys cheerleader halftime show. My grandma walked in and said “are y’all watching naked girls dance on television?” My cousin replied “Sadly they’re not naked yet!” 😂

[@ETGcasper]

“You just find your daddy demarco and he’s like you gotta finger ya ass” deserved way more laughs

[@user27920]

YMH gives me good day vibes, thanks Tom Ham and Christ P

[@rodneymoore9978]

I can't imagine the amount of Adderall that TikTok family women takes a day!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@AlphanumericCharacters]

Some people are better than you. That shouldn’t make you feel bad. You shouldn’t have to tear them down in your mind to feel better about yourself. I know a couple just like this lady. Both are super high energy. They are a perfect match. Go go go. They get done in one day what I get done in a week. Also super nice with very well behaved, well adjusted kids. Good for them. Why you gotta hate?

[@adammoore9772]

I want Tom to be Nadav’s running buddy just to see Christina fall apart 😂

[@dianau7612]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@soupstheman143]

It would be Wineception, Wine’O’geddon, the Winepocalypse….

[@aerialauble2322]

Omg I'm belly laughing at 1:13. This is my favorite episode in a long time. Keep featherin' it mommies.

[@greypeterson628]

Let’s see the YMH surprise sensitivity training for Nadav to learn about transition lenses and how to properly talk about them in the workplace

[@drewm14]

I get such joy from hearing the Big Dog impression.

[@JUiCE..]

It's a good thing YMH is sponsored by Manscaped for all the *_BEARDING PERSONS_*

[@joshp3144]

It's bearded specimens some people don't identify as a person 🙄

[@tcferguson9587]

The guy tryna pickup women at the end, reminds me of when bobby boucher calls captain insano 😂

[@jakedevinney]

This may be the funniest episode top to bottom that’s ever been put out. 😂

[@WhiteoutMonster]

4:30 dude sounds exactly like Bill Burr 😂😂

[@ish474]

I know a couple of tattoo artists in New York City who would definitely tattoo Nadav right where he collapses if he doesn't finish the marathon. Just Nadav passed out shirtless in the gutter getting tattooed as wheelchair teams stream past him on their way to finishing like winners

[@mysticapprentice]

"right where he collapses" 🤣😂😂

[@jaydenhawthorne4002]

I'm on the floor pissing myself laughing at mommy putting her hands up. I'm in tears 😂😂😂

[@ninjascyther5071]

I love how Tom's impressions of Top Dog sound like Heath Ledgers Joker. 😂

[@tical0187]

24:31 Tom’s special voice is absolutely ‘Bobbi Althoff’ cadence and tone. Can’t unhear it now! You’re Welcome

[@johnnybones190]

Best birthday present ever = new episode of YMH 🖤 thanks Jeans

[@davidosorio4249]

Happy buttday mommy

[@jdl2962]

I’m gay

[@BjsSkates]

​@@jdl2962That's cap

[@michellef9465]

HBD

[@Sp00kyGxth1k]

I love that after watching this I start getting transitional lenses ads on Facebook 😂

[@Jpw333]

Toms glasses are literally those prank disguise glasses you buy but without the fake plastic nose

[@MunicipalityCity]

They're big enough to fit several camera lenses inside

[@crazypath573]

But they are TREEENNNNDDDDY

[@LastNameInTown]

Uncle Bobby needs to meet Daddy DeMArco! Make it happen Mommy! ♥

[@aanchaallllllll]

5:09: 😂 In this episode of Your Mom's House podcast, Tom and Christina discuss an encounter with a man named Bobby who offers to perform sexual acts on them. 11:10: 😂 This X conversation hilariously touches on various topics including a man named Bobby who performs sexual acts in broad daylight, Nadav's anti-transitional glasses stance, and an apology video suggestion. 19:32: 📺 In this video, the hosts discuss an apology video and a t-shirt related to the topic of transitional lenses. 28:22: 😅 A woman shares her morning routine and a kid-free vacation with her husband, showcasing high energy and meticulous planning. 35:31: 🍆 The hosts discuss their experiences and conversations about masturbation and sex education. 44:35: 📚 The video discusses the EDSA exception on KZbin, which allows educational, documentary, scientific, or artistic content to remain up even if it violates policies. 52:55: ! The speaker discusses his experiences in strip clubs in Colombia and makes inappropriate comments about women and sex. 1:08:09: 😳 Rudy Giuliani is being sued for sexual harassment and the transcript includes vile remarks and creepy come-ons. 1:11:26: 🗣 The hosts discuss a transcript involving Giuliani and a video of a guy complimenting women in hopes of getting their attention. 1:26:18: 🏃‍♂ X is training for the New York City marathon and is getting advice from Jesse Itzler. 1:29:10: 🏃 The speaker is considering running a marathon and discussing it with someone else. 1:38:19: 😂 A humorous conversation about various topics, including medical issues, shooting heroin into the penis, and anti-trans glasses. Recap by Tammy AI

[@8thlvlMage]

....W...why?

[@caramelephant3147]

Just so we all know... I did a little research, correct me if I'm wrong. Tom's pronouns are Mom/Jeans Christine's pronouns are Mom/Jeans Nadav's pronouns are Capital/Jay Enny's are 🧢/🧢

[@bladdpoucette4118]

I love you two to death ❤ you guys are my all time favorite comedians of all time and your husband and wife lmao

[@justrantingtheblues]

Been a few weeks since we've gotten a Christine meow...best way to start the day!

[@WheezyTsunami]

I was crying at the glasses bit and the shirt 😂😂😂

[@clydefr0g]

Imagine looking flawless in 2160p, Christine ya still got it.

[@drsavage3262]

1:26:00 💯 kosher legit had my dying! 😂😂😂

[@icemanjones21]

This episode made me truly relate to Dr Drew, everything about that guys videos is just sad, but you guys make it hilarious 🥲🥲🤣🤣

[@RamonBrito]

57:53 my guy looks like rocky balboa lol😅😂🎉

[@VECTeezy]

*[In Bobby’s voice] “It’s dangerous to drive that truck with loaded balls. Let me help you out & relax.”*

[@seabass2793]

The guy at 1:21:37 looks like Rick from Rick and Morty lmao 😂

[@mrjones4680]

Tom's face with those glasses looks like his Nose should be attached to the Frames like a bugs bunny disguise

[@KingWizard6717]

I can't unsee this now

[@owenboyle7220]

Holy shit you are so right. Cannot unsee that. Wouldn't be surprised if his nose comes off when the glasses do.

[@virus56777]

15:20. Had them in the eighties. 👌👌

[@nickenciso5220]

That's why Nadav moved to Austin.... No Trans-continental flights!

[@leonunlimited7552]

Tom should DEFINITELY do the marathon. 🏃‍♂️ 🏃‍♀️ 🏃‍♂️

[@colleenarruda]

the more Christina said she didn’t want Tom to do the marathon the more you could see he was considering it 😂

[@The__Truthh]

“I, am a Fucking, JEW” Mousepad

[@sarahkiefer2430]

Christine looks like she's auditioning for RHONJ 😂😂😂

[@adammiller5727]

I love Christina. Her laugh is amazing

[@LORDOFTWIRLS]

Just got back from the bar and they release this masterpiece! Love it but i don’t like the throw up sounds right now lol

[@Sunloxx]

Another round of who can get cancelled first 😂. Man I love them ❤❤❤

[@dummysplash]

Christine has serious new money energy with that outfit

[@sarazara159]

Her and Tom need stylists asap 😂

[@chrstphrluis2206]

Well it’s toms money mostly but ya

[@MyDogSteppedOnaBeee]

How is it that Tom keeps getting younger and his Wife is looker older turning into his Mom, Charro? 😂😂😂

[@MapBot11]

I think I most look forward to Nadav fitness updates. Good to see y'all pushing your crew to be their best selves.

[@clawsforfingers8760]

"Oh she's at lily's" 😳 😳 "Ahhhhhhhhhhh"

[@zanelowery6718]

The Mom and Dad of 4 clips are absolutely incredible.

[@collinclark5832]

Mental illness

[@zarsinoe2467]

that Giuliani reading sounded so much like Dave’s lemonade channel reading the chat logs from ‘ to catch a predator ‘😸