To be fair, "I give up" is a massive improvement over trying to guess the punchline.
@lordsmokingmirror6 жыл бұрын
There's no better feeling than killing the enemy.
@seankelly716 Жыл бұрын
If
@oiitzME12667 жыл бұрын
lol Segura's dad is hilarious
@owenarchibald33984 жыл бұрын
Heyyyyyy buddy
@Fyrecide4 жыл бұрын
His mom is too lol.
@Medieval_Dead7 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, Tom was raised by these two people? No wonder he has that thousand yard stare.
@lawrenceleong87473 жыл бұрын
Listening to this old episode and reminiscing about Top Dog. Rest In Peace.
@OHWISEONE19966 жыл бұрын
THIS IS IN FACT. THE VERY PLACE. WHERE THE TRANS CANADA HIGHWAY SONG STARTED IN THE LAAAST SECTION 1:45:20
@patrickharlow10986 жыл бұрын
Annie Heartsong the stories that this road tells.
@rustyshackleford816 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/gX-qiWaQoMxpjas
@dylanmasterson98654 жыл бұрын
Bitsy or Fif is just absolutely losing it on the couch during the opening song lol
@Blakesmusic728262 жыл бұрын
Manic pup
@justin87763 жыл бұрын
"omg those sandals are so nasty, feet are gross" *five seconds later* "yeah we don't wash our feet in the shower"
@robertrodriguez17887 жыл бұрын
lol toms dad sounds exactly like tom, it's hilarious.
@kozmicflush980 Жыл бұрын
38:00 lmfaooo wow i been watching yall for like 3 years now and im going back to these old episodes and damn its crazy seeing elpresador on here but of course yall found him hes lunatic
@darfoggy16447 жыл бұрын
Hearing T buns dad was like going into the future
@buckyyy55005 жыл бұрын
"When I was a catholic boy all we had was Cleeevege"
@ThexHoneyBadger7 жыл бұрын
"Oh so her and the building watch buildings?" "Yeah." "Yeah, she's not doing so well..."
@tylermoses86887 жыл бұрын
love that little pupper on the couch
@denisemarie7991 Жыл бұрын
People who are right handed wear their watch on their left and vice versa. Its because when you are writing on paper you look down at your wrist (the one that is not holding a pen) and you can look at the time.
@justintroyer7347 жыл бұрын
I have no idea how I got here, but I stayed cuz of that opening song
@BazookaTooth7077 жыл бұрын
Justin Troyer I hope you enjoyed your first episode, mommy
I can't believe how good tom's DAD's impression is. :)
@kush89786 жыл бұрын
Tom, your parents are so awesome. They are such great guest to YMH.
@LawzyDog7 жыл бұрын
Christina "pregnancy fucked up my body" Pazsitzky
@Nalopotato7 жыл бұрын
Mommy P laughing at the beginning had me dying
@TravAkira276 жыл бұрын
As a professional cook, it's easier for me to wear my watch on the "wrong" side, because when I'm holding a pan (which is constantly), I can still see the time to communicate cook times w the rest of the kitchen. That's the only reason. :)
@JadeDude19736 жыл бұрын
Mechanics often wear their watch on the inside of the wrist because it's less likely to get smashed accidentally.
@pepesilvia84396 жыл бұрын
I wear my watch on the "wrong" side because I am retarded
@zakkbeckettt6 жыл бұрын
Pepe Silvia are you kidding me I’ve got BOXES full of Pepe
@WPCRpranks7 жыл бұрын
glad to see these actually on youtube
@Matt9s5 жыл бұрын
22:19 "Its not mine, I dont care. Ill glass all over it" -Tom Im dead.
@TheRenegadeMoose9 ай бұрын
40:05 this guy is my spirit animal 😂😂
@jessicadanner67843 жыл бұрын
Listening in 2021 wearing my Jean hoody like a forever mommy❤
@andrianquestell16702 жыл бұрын
" CANITELLYOUSOMETING!" -Water Champ lol
@MWVMusic7 жыл бұрын
Feef on the couch really warms my jeans.
@tylermoses86887 жыл бұрын
46:35 currently dying at work listening, keeping having to pause to stop myself from laughing out loud
@BillSmithOfficial7 жыл бұрын
The winder on a (traditional) watch is on the right side of the watch face making it easy to wind with the right hand (when worn on the left wrist). A watch worn on the right wrist puts the winder in an awkward position to wind with the left hand.
@evanabbott27375 жыл бұрын
The song in the beginning is my favorite😂 I love all the synchronized “uuhhh”’s👍
@youtubeaccount76077 жыл бұрын
driving the dog nuts with that look at the river song
@raiden0007 жыл бұрын
43:55 for those of you who, like me, want to listen to the toms parents part again.
@rileyo7 жыл бұрын
Christina's snort-laughs are so adorable
@mykmcgrane7 жыл бұрын
1:30:00 -- they're so pissed and weirded out by TD and Charo laughing sincerely!
@nathansimpson23635 жыл бұрын
10:40 Tom clearly had not yet been made aware of Hard Rock Nick
@Jus10Giraffney5 жыл бұрын
I need more of Tom's parents
@andyouasiansdonthearthatwe51625 жыл бұрын
1:36:02 that was the BEST LAUGH I've ever heard 😂😂
@shireenrung45007 жыл бұрын
the sense of relief i get when i see a new upload!!! 😎 im running out of old podcasts to watch!!
@stephaniemoore4594 Жыл бұрын
Top Dog is a Hero ♥️♥️♥️
@johnflaherty8102 жыл бұрын
One of Top Dogs best. RIP
@boblaggins10555 жыл бұрын
Top dog reminds me of everybody’s dad
@pieshka45097 жыл бұрын
Jeez, only time I've seen roads that bad were in sections of old streets where there is an extremely high volume of freight trucks or on roads to camping sights on a mountain.
@rhubarbcheese7 жыл бұрын
was a really really great show with the parents interview!!
@ndw19917 жыл бұрын
YEEEEAAAH ALRIGHT !THROUGH THE RIVER! THROUGH THE RIVER! best song
Nicolas De wattignar it's "LOOK AT THE RIVER!" Lol
@evanosborn30677 жыл бұрын
I love your parents. This was amazing! Lmfao. I'm dying right now.
@tylerjacobson80122 жыл бұрын
Son’s a highly successful comedian. Laughs at blonde jokes. Rip top dog.
@Liv-lq9jg2 жыл бұрын
This is the best episode ever.
@zachattackzero7 жыл бұрын
Just started the episode and this BridgeDadBoner song is soo dope! Off to another stellar start! I've said it before and I will continue to do so, if someone made a compilation of these tracks, I'd buy it so hard!
@zachattackzero7 жыл бұрын
*The River by Matt Mercer.
@pickypoint6407 жыл бұрын
Try listening to the parting track at 1.25 Speed (I tend to watch everything at this speed these days)....Anyway, gives the track an infectious super happy feel, and better drive overall, IMHO. Cheers.
@wiggityp7 жыл бұрын
This was awesome blood! Love the fam up in the studio blood, nah' mean fam?
@cmajor80847 жыл бұрын
I feel like Tom's a little too harsh on his dad lol. Top Dog has a contagious laugh.
@rom72457 жыл бұрын
I was about to go to bed... don't do this to me Jean
@MatthewTheMoose3307 жыл бұрын
The pot hole video is from a youtuber named Elpresador. And that is in Youngstown, Ohio by the way.
@chrispetela86446 жыл бұрын
Matt Moose thanks moose
@tones43886 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@robertmccauley7547 жыл бұрын
Hey Tom, looking forward to seeing you in Beano this week!
@mykmcgrane7 жыл бұрын
1:22:41 -- Bitzy jeans!~ lol what a great episode, this would-you-rather is great
@podespault5 жыл бұрын
The scientist trumpet fartist at the end should be called Dr Fartpet.
@MeetSlyEvps11 ай бұрын
@23:28 "you're super lonely and dating your Nintendo"
@a.p.6022 жыл бұрын
top dawg episodes are gold
@evergreenrider7 жыл бұрын
my sister worked at a Birkenstock store for over 10 years. I can confirm those are some nasty, hippie vegan footwear
@Hjaelteomslag7 жыл бұрын
I've imagined Top Dawg as a John Goodman-looking dude in exactly those beige sandals!
@josephsuraci80177 жыл бұрын
tommy buns, is it possible top dogg loves your really early stuff because it was the beginning of you getting success from something you love?
@sethjoyner3917 жыл бұрын
Tom's mom is a complete trip.lol
@lukestanley88557 жыл бұрын
LOOK AT THE RIVER
@taylorgoetz76044 жыл бұрын
WÖRF
@Pinzu__2 жыл бұрын
Rip Top Dawg
@wr43937 жыл бұрын
marrying yourself is like throwing your dog a legit birthday party
@Wildoddity Жыл бұрын
I hope he wore jeans a little more often before he passed. RIP Top Dog you are missed
@adityatiwari82972 жыл бұрын
RIP Top Dog
@ashwinnair48167 жыл бұрын
Christina looks amazing
@whatthe59547 жыл бұрын
It's so funny seeing Tom's parents slowly accept and gain a sense of the type of humor that's out there. Top Dawg has been on board for a bit, but Charro (sp?) seems to be mellowing with the stuff. "Show me how those big tits fart" would have elicited a "Tommy, so awful" but now she just throws down. It's hilarious and sweet at the same time.
@durdleskattman46357 жыл бұрын
What's really weird is that sometimes I go to watch your show on Tuesday at 11:00 and it's not up yet so I re upload the page for like 2 hours until 1:00 am and it's just not up yet at all, then when I see it now at 6 the next day I check and it says uploaded 19 hours ago, it's like a boring video in comment form I know but I think it's kinda weird sometimes on Tuesday at 11 I go to watch it and I'm like 187th to see the new, that's why it's so weird!
@BunnySock3337 жыл бұрын
I hope you realize you have the greatest wife ever hahaha she is the "wife champ" :)
@adamwallace9854 жыл бұрын
Top dogs wind tunnel guess was better than the real punchline. When u blow in a blondes ear it's a wind tunnel because there is nothing in between lol
@taylah85336 жыл бұрын
this might be my most favourite episode
@sarac11186 жыл бұрын
T buns mommy sounds like Cruella Deville
@henrysmommy77 жыл бұрын
The woman who "married" the train depot needs a rubber room to visit while her medication gets straightened out.
@jonsnow66367 жыл бұрын
I love Tom's Dad
@IvorKC37 жыл бұрын
Get Top Dawg on the pomcast for episode #400!!
@joncortezz7 жыл бұрын
Ivor Christiansen burnt for #400
@ChristiannTyler3 жыл бұрын
Tommy you gotta understand top dog has had severe hearing damage from artillery/gunfire in nam
@maxxpirk7 жыл бұрын
Marry fuck kill game. A building, your mom, yourself. LOL
@justinpharand84547 жыл бұрын
over the bridge, here we go.... my favourite episode
@Marie-bk6kx7 жыл бұрын
That pothole road looks like its from Wisconsin lmfao.
@gotem_4352 жыл бұрын
LOVE TOMS PARENTS
@gingerleaf7072 жыл бұрын
Here's the deal man, I think TD (RIP) & Charro laughing at the dad riddles is a glaring example of generational differences in humor. My dad loved the punny riddles. These guys grew up with slapstick & ventriloquism. Amazing how much humor & comedy changes. Keep it high & tight mommies
@chrispetela86446 жыл бұрын
Looks like streets in Philly after a snowy winter (from the salt )
@l33MsANIME6 жыл бұрын
Please I need this song in my life hahhaah
@stevenfjaxsen84647 жыл бұрын
The best married couple in all of comedy and one of the best marriages I have seen out of any ordinary couple! I really hope that when these two become really well known by the public like more on a current Rogan level of fame that they don't end up like every other celebrity marriage and split up. That makes me upset just even thinking about that. lol!
@stevenfjaxsen84647 жыл бұрын
Also, Bert is so FUCKIN FAT! lol
@selvmordspilot7 жыл бұрын
I fucking love this podcast. Not gonna lie though.. Topdogs dad jokes crack me up - and so do the blonde jokes. I just like jokes. It doesn't have to be fancy -as long as I haven't heard it before.
@stephtodeath867 жыл бұрын
That pothole road has got to be in Western New York
@Manny94G7 жыл бұрын
Mommy tommy , can you please pull up them jeans and make a playlist of best song submissions. That would be great, F.A.R.T
@wisterV7 жыл бұрын
DJ Dad Mouth Party 2017 Re-Mix!
@MegaLlama117 жыл бұрын
eman1994 F.A.R.T
@michaelcreamer93177 жыл бұрын
eman1994 r u really going to listen to that's song!? If so u probably also think eminem is a good rapper
@zombievac6 жыл бұрын
@@michaelcreamer9317 - Whether you like him or not, Eminem is an objectively highly-skilled rapper. Not that I like most of his stuff, or most rap, that much... but I can see his skill level and ability to use words and flows is far superior to even most other professional artists... especially popular ones.
@podespault4 жыл бұрын
Top dog and Charo episodes are the SHIT! I laugh so hard at their reactions :)
@kylelyons60883 жыл бұрын
Those potholes are the ENTIRETY of Louisiana, but especially northeast LA is insane.
@KingStreetRob7 жыл бұрын
Watch is worn on the left as in the old days you had to wind your watch and the little winder was always on the right hand side of the watch. That way you don't have to take it off to wind, or change the day / date. I still wear a wind up watch and have always worn it on my right wrist. Wind it when I get up in the morning.
@j.r.graham61177 жыл бұрын
38:00 I love this and also hate potholes
@KevinAndrewRea7 жыл бұрын
Alright... where do you find the intro song AND/OR video????
Watch's on the non-dominant hand come from mechanical watches needing to be set, changed or wound with the crown on the side. You used your dominant hand to interact with the watch.
@zjpiazza7 жыл бұрын
Glassin and chillaxin
@jamesmcvicar5647 жыл бұрын
I will only be impressed with dr. butt trumpet if he learns to play a song with his farts.
@elijahtalbott88987 жыл бұрын
Shout out to everybody out there doin they thing and stuff like that.