Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 376

yourmomshousepo... Get ready mommies. Tom and Christina talk about taking dumps, watch you mommies order at the drive thru, try a new form of physical therapy, and much much more!

[@user-wy2fu4un8r]

Little did Tim know he would be doing his own physical therapy exercises a few years down the road

[@Lavinia_Garcia]

Yet another lockdown here in Italy , you guys are helping me out during the isolation so much ,love you mommies 💪🏻

[@williamguilfoyle3068]

Keep it high and tight Jean

[@sefwarden5854]

Keep 'em high and tight jeans! #4strokearmy

[@jessehenley6415]

How you doing jeans 👖 #leave TaloneG

[@Lavinia_Garcia]

@@jessehenley6415 long as the vocal fries are under control , doin ok

[@johnathanutahzio8474]

It's astounding how little these mommys know about the situation in Calais, France. This isn't racism.

[@consummateamateur2453]

Shocked me too - America is like a bubble.

[@northgambit]

Oh so you're aware of every situation outside your area, yeah?

[@johnathanutahzio8474]

@@northgambit yes I am.

[@-UseSoap_]

​@@northgambit Those people are cockroaches.

[@Nonyobiz]

Last year when i had severe carpal tunnel pain, I watched some videos from those physical-therapy guys & it helped me tremendously. They're also very humorous.

[@macamittens]

my kids and i call taking poop logging out. i.e. Hurry up in there i have to log out.

[@Antipolicestate]

hilarious, you are the 21st century man

[@DaN3xtSlimShady]

Sounds like something a dad boner might say

[@skaz783]

I have a family friend who was involved in this at Dover (England). The situation is that, thousands of lorries cross the channel between France and England and many of the refugees try and climb onto and into the lorries to get across. Lorry drivers are coming from all over Europe of course in this case it just happened to be a Hungarian with a dash-cam. Drivers are harassed by the refugees. Drivers get checked and questioned as authorities remove refugees from the lorries even tho drivers have no intention of participating in the smuggling. The situation is scary in Calais, many drivers feel overwhelmed, they are often one against many whom are jumping on their lorry. The fear physical altercations and therefore drivers become more and more hateful towards refugees as they hold them back and get them into trouble with authorities. Clearly this guy has a strong inclination towards being racists as well as completely snapped.

[@randallgoulet1550]

Shoutout to my fellow Canadian mommies doin they thing and stuff like that

[@evanabbott2737]

Shoutout to you from across the river in Detroit!👍

[@babylungs840]

"SHHH, QUIET!" lmfao at tom telling jeansa to stfu while hes singing

[@SuperJupiter33]

" take a dump " two thumbs up ! teachers & grand parents will both enjoy it .

[@joshtruman377]

I get it . Anyone who is an immigrant is a great person and should be allowed to do whatever. Let them stay in your nice house in LA guys

[@evanabbott2737]

Yeah! Get em’ IN there!!

[@mojo6605]

lmao, Christina when telling Tom about how better the waffles are in Belgium from "the crap you guys have in America"

[@BIGD1GITAL]

4 years later it’s still the same

[@DoodooSwaggy]

Skullet Christina looks like Jesse Ventura lmao. I WAS A FIGHTER, A MOTHER, A COMIC, A NAVY SEAL.

[@amandamarie740]

Omg Tom singing is my favorite thing in the entire world!

[@sm00thcruzyn]

lmfao "my nana was a terrible human but her food was really good." the best line of this show.

[@Hallahanify]

Those physical therapist guys are legit. My insurance didn't cover physical therapy for my knees so I just watched their videos. I went from not being able to walk without being in pain to hiking 14 thousand foot mountains in 6 months. They saved my life!

[@unicorn_bread]

Same! They helped me fix my sciatic nerve issue when my insurance’s jeans were too tight.

[@robturza3820]

Just Glassin the channel and a new episode hits! this is amaze

[@ThumpursDen]

The distorted noise might be that 2 audio tracks are playing at the same time

[@IvorKC3]

Those migrants are in Calais where the "Jungle" shanty town has just been torn down. They are trying to hitch a ride on the back of or inside the trucks to get to England. If they can't hitch a ride they try to steal the goods off the truck. If the truck driver gets to the border and the customs inspectors find people on or inside the truck they don't just get rid of the people and let the truck go they turn away the truck and the driver has to turn around and try again which fucks with his bottom line. I don't blame the drivers for being pissed off.

[@lights8811]

there was a key word that wasn't translated in the video that hides a lot of truth on the matter. The word is in reference to the "migrants" he sais INGYENELO. 22:36 The complete sentence is" Ingyenelo fattyu geci nepseg" to break it down: ingyenelo (ingyen=free, elo=living, a person who is like a parasite that lives for free without contribution); fattyu (a person who doesn't know his/her father, implies that the mother is a whore so she is not sure who the father is); geci (rude word for cum, can be used as an adjective when describing a person) nepseg ( people from a certain region or culture). Roughly translated "Cum bastard people who want everything for free"...Hungarian is indeed a colorful language :)

[@SliverCAN]

I wouldn't blame him if he were upset for people jumping on his truck, but he's upset because he thinks those people are dirty migrants who he then tries to run over. Seriously, fuck him.

[@trendylosercat]

omg, i used to watch that PT guy all the time!! my mom had a stroke about a year ago and he actually has good advice and exercises that helped her out a lot. loll i always skipped through the beginnings to get to the exercises, i guess i should have watched closer lol

[@Hallahanify]

Ya those guys are legit. My insurance didnt cover physical therapy for my knees and I found their videos. I went from not being able to walk without pain to hiking 14 thousand foot mountains in 6 months

[@mjvega3187]

Hey Jean! I was listening to episode #139 and you mentioned you had done a bonus episode where you interviewed your dad. I'd love to listen to his stories! He kind of reminds me of a few family members :D Is it still available? If so, where? Thanks, mommy! :)

[@therealtimmaytheturtle]

seriously need to upload these mommy songs onto a SoundCloud playlist

[@racheverday9214]

I've told my guy that some guys play hard to get, you play hard to want. I think at a certain point in long term relationships the Pandora's box of body functions opens up & you can never close it back.

[@6663000]

The truck driver is right.

[@pinderbupinder1598]

amanda miller you dont live in Europe do you?

[@Austin-kh1sv]

@amanda miller REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[@antidecepticon]

YO, TURN down the volume on the laptop reduce the input on the mixer, also reduce the base a lil, then turn the channel up to correct the volume level.

[@TheJukeboxhero77]

"Drop a deuce" is one I like to use.

[@mandyspaswick7116]

"But I'm, showing you that floor!" hahahaha

[@xSwordLilyx]

Gotta say I could use Krumpus in my christmas season. My nephew hears that santa is coming and decides he no longer has to behave, as we already bought the presents, and let me open them noww. Finally I understand why my dad always does his shopping last minute.

[@bioniccorndog]

really love the term "skullet," but I've always used "bullet" for bald mullets

[@richgarc84]

My cousin's kid says either "I gotta take a dump" or he'll say "I gotta drop a hot one."

[@ianschmitt4991]

Sloppy purples is the undisputed water champ

[@capsmalone5093]

Ian Schmitt Mushy Purples

[@TheCAPSLOCKrage]

Ian Schmitt Tommy Bunz (a.k.a. DJ Dad Mouth, a.k.a. The Water Champion) is clearly the water champion. I've heard so many people claim Him as the water champion, it honestly just seems like common knowledge at this point. Wake up sheeple! Christina is dehydrated!

[@SirGrassyNoL]

tom is the water god. hed be a water type pokémon. water nation

[@salens]

Great pick, Tom! I hope you win and get to watch Barcelona - PSG live. That's gonna be an awesome game and an awesome experience.

[@Raaaa10331]

I'm Canadian. Say serr-up. It isn't seer-up.

[@fromafrogtoaprince5849]

time stamp for drive thru ordering? please.

[@garlicyum9147]

Tom looking thin

[@arnoldwhat]

He looks really good

[@BigJonkulous]

good enough for a poke

[@TheCAPSLOCKrage]

Garlic Yum must be all the water

[@coollotion5884]

the water champ is in peak physical phorm phor any man

[@varoplazer]

When they shave Burdnt, people will say; "Wow he is still fat".

[@williamguilfoyle3068]

Tommy cant identify the plumbers high and tight

[@SuperoirXvX]

Yo I'm here for round two in march 2023 and I still love the show thanks for all the laughs when I watch the show you tune my eyes into a telescope

[@HucksGamingchannel]

Dude. Real Madrid are the team to see, not Barcelona.

[@tristangruener9571]

Moors? I believe it's the moops...

[@subwaydaddy]

Tristan Gruener 😂

[@TRKTKO]

At the end of a shaman's day they will go through that day in reverse as a form of meditation. Imagine your shit going back inside your ass, breaking apart and reforming into chewed up food, then out of your mouth clean and ready to eat. Haha Peace be with you I love you guys this show is the best! Don't listen to anyone who says otherwise!

[@BigfootLIFE]

Hello mommies, Long time listener. Even tighter jeans. I think the problem with the intro audio is that the input gain on your mixer may be turned up too much causing it to clip. Check the gain light and if its going red instead of yellow just like your pee thats bad news bear.

[@amandamarie740]

1:28:37 He said the trifecta once before and they missed it! LOL so he said it twice!!!!!!!! Someone probably already caught this, but I’m watching old videos and had to point it out lol

[@el_huffstergames7842]

I sent them this clip….I’m so honored

[@ME143-c1d]

Go on First We Feast

[@ethiopianjokeshurt]

ME Too !!!!

[@tyshaeffer]

the easy mic guy has his entire house bugged, he hears every turd that flops in the toilet for suuuure

[@ericcamlin1711]

I want that photo shop of Christina on a shirt right now

[@The357mangum]

Christina is the human embodiment of pam from archer.

[@wjmcd703]

If Pam snorted every time she laughed

[@thisisbrakspudonttouchit4208]

The thing that ruin Santa Claus for me was being poor my dad always told us we were too bad to get presents but we're just too poor to afford them.

[@jameshall9677]

"Hol' Ma Pockit!"

[@lazyslackero5]

milanesa is awesome if your Mexican, specially if its a tortar. with some cheese, lettuce, avocado, lime ...great.

[@12centcomicsandcards]

“I wanna taste the sugary goodness of morning waffles rather than add fruit” -Tom Segura lol

[@Davidtalksaboutstuff]

Is there somewhere where all of the YMH songs are posted? I really, really need this.

[@evanabbott2737]

Me too!! I’d totally buy the album!😁

[@Edgearoth]

The DC in the Jack Danials ad needs to fall into that fire pit.

[@Gooselamont]

Thanks mommy for the great podcast, jeans up!

[@Gooselamont]

I watched that full truck "immigrant" video before and they are super violent and even fought the driver

[@Perkustin]

The 'y'know' hockey player reminds me of well known English soccer players with 'Erm', particularly Steven Gerard and Wayne Rooney (Both with 'Scouser' accents).

[@dollalama2951]

George would be so proud

[@Highfalutinloyd]

Byfuglien isn't Canadian.

[@King_of_Apathy]

On the skullet title I’d go “can I interest you in a Franklin Dutch oven” !

[@laurenpina4747]

I was eating a sloppy joe when the shit clip came on, dear lord

[@varoplazer]

Lauren Pina I won't eat during this podcast.

[@vincentedgeworks]

let me write an intro riff for your podcast please. I am a big fan. congrats on 216

[@HellaModed]

Tommy Bunz! Open the terminal and type in "sudo killall coreaudiod" then type in your password. See if this works

[@SteadyLifted]

That intro has me dying

[@5xl100]

I'm getting the feeling that Tina is Hungarian

[@memeboooiiii]

sick reverb guys

[@chrispetela8644]

My fall back trade was plumbing I had to get hep b (what ever hep has to do with shit) vaccine like nurses etc

[@beegwan1893]

Chris Petela you can get hepatitis from brown.

[@McCrackenYouUp]

Uhh at 0:54 I'm pretty sure we got to see a glimpse of baby jeans on Tom's phone.

[@TheAcousticgeetar]

The special with that picture should be called, Power's Out.

[@BlackGoatofQohor]

@27:00 Black Pete is not Sinterklaas homeboy lol. There hasn't been a moment where Black Pete tasked Sinterklaas with something. Also its the cartoony black face that's the problem, i.e. big red lips, gold hopped earrings, and all the black Pete wigs are wild afro's. To make matters worse you are fed the lie in elementary school that black Pete is black because he delivers gifts through the chimney. So if you wanna do black face just come to The Netherlands in December. If anyone complains, use the default Dutch retort: its our tradition, its not racist. Dutch invented apartheid and their national atheme contains the line: we are of germanic blood. Unfortunately their blatant racism still goes under the radar somehow.

[@willmilner3114]

Truckers get fined thousands per immigrant in their truck, you cant blame them for hating them

[@rayserrano7402]

for Christina's comedy special, instead of the founding father, The Founding Mother. because she's the main mommy. and the people's water champ.

[@syd_luna]

Hey guys, just so "you know," Winnipeg Jets defenseman Dustin Byfuglien's last name is pronounced "buff-lin." Cheers!

[@tdltuck]

Do they now understand that they are both using Electrovoice RE20s for the podcast??

[@AgroOfficial]

T buns is looking very svelt, and momma tina continues to keep it High and Tight!

[@unitedelectrichouston4135]

How about c note

[@TechTheory1]

1:22:25 I'm just going through the podcasts to catch up with the present so I doubt this will be seen by anyone, but Byfuglien lost his passion for hockey a couple years ago and retired early.

[@kevc9936]

My nephew say he has make a Mix tape when he has to brown. Not sure where a 7yr old got that one.

[@elliottmanning4116]

"Open firrrrrre" "Single barrrrrel"

[@madsalt4542]

lololol Ben "mommyjeans" franklin

[@solracnod1]

If you've ever seen that show alaskan bush people they do that voice fry as well

[@IntensePeppers]

39:30 EV mic guy

[@samus40glock]

How about "Collecting Benjamin's for Jeans

[@charliemonster42]

What is the song at the end of this one? It's a good one

[@djordan22]

Bunz has atleast a 30 pound lead on burnt at this point. Contest isn't even gonna be close.

[@Rahvin1230]

what are the odds that Steven segal posted that about tom and Christina?

[@wyattatkinson7322]

Holy shit chris doesn't stop taking once in the last 15 minutes of the episode

[@jeffbuyer5768]

wasn't Faith a limp biscuit song. wow, I just realized that the song I knew of was a cover.

[@taltentry3252]

Holy smokes. Holy Cow. YES!

[@headknocker2020]

Song at the end killed me

[@patrickpeterson6947]

lookin’ good, t-bunz.

[@brantwilson]

Hell yeah Bunz!!! Barcelona vs Paris Saint Germain!!

[@MVJ3]

Solid glass.

[@matthewporter8141]

Tommy Buns - you're melting away! Looking great, dude!

[@nygman32578]

I'm drinking a kale shake and he pulls up the toilet scene. basically threw the shake out lol. but atleast I'm not bert

[@BEDISA112]

Mommy Tina with the big words

[@whitechris6166]

Bart Rice Krunchler

[@BasisForToday]

Where can I find the "Lets Glass" song?!

[@Emannzo]

which one?

[@iandownes3130]

where can i find/listen to these songs lol

[@Newyorkgiants6597]

Peeping Ellis on Tommys phone

[@nathanmiller6661]

Christina P - "No Cap"

[@schulzbot]

The Smart and Final explanation is so ridiculous. Haha Christina get yo life!

[@nsmeinzer]

Tom!!! Hungo? I can't believe Christina didn't correct you. It's Honyak, please.

[@sheild34]

From the UK guys love the show . That Hungarian driver is dealing with the nightmare that is Calais in France , just Google it , I wouldn't appreciate that on my doorstep