Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 414

[@paulroberts1150]

Christina possessed by the spirit of Buzz Killington today, hope she gets her jeans back high and tight.

[@ryandodson7652]

Tom's comfortatbility with his dark side makes him personality champ

[@CarlosMontesBby]

Im assuming you haven't seen Cristal's tok reel. But Tom's glee wins it for me. That dilapidated santa clause face wins it hands down.

[@3232jrob]

Man I'm so glad I found these guys. Started out with Joe Rogan now I branched out to Theo Von and your mom's house love it oh and don't forget Coco Diaz

[@blazedandconfused477]

Yea those are great, Bobby Lee's TigerBelly too. You might also want to check out some eastcoast podcasts like Bobby Kelly's you know what dude, or Legion of skanks.

[@James-PHX]

if you're looking for podcasts where these guys have been guests on other podcasts, check out the website swapcasts. great resource

[@peytonvinson3722]

Fuck the crab feast!

[@alexvoskanian3265]

Theo Von is the future

[@joncortezz]

alex voskanian never heard of him.

[@neilphipps806]

Tom's genuine hearty laughter at being told he enjoys other people's misery kills me 😂😂😂 best ever😂😂😂

[@alexanderjeromewhite2380]

It is the ---*chemistry*--- between him and christinonthesetits that sets tom up for these comedy moments baby!!!

[@roundearth2619]

26:38 LOL OH MY GOSH. "YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT BULL SHIT."

[@heywsupitswill]

The fact that Tom is able to acknowledge that some violence is funny makes him way more self aware than the repressed Christina. For all her talk about psychology she sure doesn't seem to understand that to be in touch with ones dark side, the 'shadow', as Jung called it, is much more healthy than to just repress it and pretend it isn't there

[@TheAlpineShepherdBoy]

Her talk of psychology is generally speaking on her mom being crazy and or she likes to talk shit about people with mental issues. Doesn't exactly make her an expert.

[@reactionhashs6901]

so... she "studied philosophy" and ended up with conservative moralism as her ideology? wtf

[@ttudoc5690]

She projecting.

[@kevinevangelisto]

Tom you are for sure not crazy I was laughing the whole time. That girl plays that game every where she goes

[@alexfinck4637]

Laughing in the face of pain and dark experiences is one of the most emotionally healthy things you can do. Tom can also simultaneously take things seriously while finding all of the humor in them and enjoying it with laughter. Christina needs to get the fuck off her moral high horse and lighten up because she is the one here with psychological issues regarding humor in dark subjects.

[@michaelproctor1831]

I busted up laughing at the Joey story also. I didn't think it was dark in any way.

[@TheBEEPING]

for real! that bitch is trippin

[@RMacrum]

I was in tears

[@evanabbott2737]

Yeah that shit was funny.😁

[@pegdethx6961]

Christina "will you bring this up in therapy" Pashitsky

[@vs5617]

Tom "Pomcast King for not disabling comments" Segura

[@mykmcgrane]

It helps that every single person on here is leaving supportive, positive, all in good fun comments, rather then the hate-pit, the vitriolic violence and aggression spew of sewage that Rogan's comments are... Don't understand how such a great show can have so many angry douche bags... Really really bums me out.

[@DrHeist-vh4xm]

As someone who lives in St Louis, I can confirm that everything is dedicated to McDonalds. The gateway Arch is only 50% complete.

[@jeffbuyer5768]

Wow mommy-T is a real stick in the mud lately. Laugh on Tommy Buns

[@jeffbuyer5768]

It means that she isn't fun lately. Tom is definitely the personality champ.

[@DasE30Cuz]

I'm with Tom on funny things. I had a real fat weird dumb friend with thick glasses and curly hair in high school show up one day with a neck brace on and when he told me a treadmill fell on him I laughed in his face.

[@Ramidemi710]

Zach Buchowski Schadenfreude. Everyone enjoys it, not everyobe admits it. Admitting it just shows how good your personality is.

[@chunkymon1508]

my gf and i have this conversation every two weeks about my dark sense of humor. she says i have a inner feelings to let out. I can understand tom's frustration when he is explaining himself.

[@blazedandconfused477]

A treadmill fell on his neck? wat

[@DasE30Cuz]

Blazed and Confused Yeah he was at some shitty junk auction in the local volunteer fire hall and there was a treadmill folded up against a wall and when he moved something near it, it unfolded and fell on his head. 😂😂

[@michaelproctor1831]

Because that is hilarious!

[@evanabbott2737]

I keep watching the dog sleeping on the couch😁

[@johnmarstonlives]

Its called a dark sense of humor christina.

[@johnflaherty810]

Going through the whole catalogue since 330. Can’t wait for try it out guy. Seeing jeans get more money for their efforts over time has been nice.

[@greenvalor2071]

Toms laughter is contagious.

[@chelseacolson796]

I love Tom even more after this. I embarrassed myself laughing at that scene in Precious where her mom chucks the frying pain at the back of her head. I love inappropriate unintentionally hilarious things in life and movies. For shame Tina.

[@758richy]

Ironic that Mommy Tina narrated the documentary, Can We Take a Joke?

[@seshtothedeath]

Feef is couch chillin so hard the entire episode...spirit animal for sure

[@obelus1337]

Can we get a TRAP remix with that "suck it you fucking pigs!" from Tom?

[@herbpowell6382]

Christine sittin here being the Buzzkill Champion.

[@Ramidemi710]

Why is there a dead dog on the sofa?

[@MrDylan102]

I have a dark humour and nothing annoys me more than people getting annoyed about you laughing over something they find shouldn't be laughed at and have to look deeper into everything

[@GUNGLADIATOR77]

I'm with Tom, that Joey Diaz story was funny af

[@Dmv216661]

That dog in the backgrounds cute as hell though

[@lovemelongertime]

More sad you laugh at special people Christina... Joey Diaz' story is genuinely hilarious...

[@fonzo_6204]

oh my goodness, this turned into a therapy session with christina p as the psychologist and patient

[@lucasjohnson1399]

holy shit

[@phablejvc2801]

I laugh so hard when Tom laughs at people getting hurt. I always blame Tom for why I'm laughing.

[@pegdethx6961]

it really baffles me sometimes Christinas a comic like tom is so fucking funny and she comes with a massive buzz kill about an actual funny joke

[@robertritchie4791]

I work at a grocery store in VA we get 5 produce trucks a week and our bananas arrive green/yellow and ripen to bright yellow. We have all fruits and veggies and even get locally grown produce as well as International. We even have a cool room in the sales floor to keep our food fresh and do a double money back guarantee on any returned produce 🙂

[@Strype13]

Been watching this podcast regularly for almost 2 years now, and I still have trouble controlling my laughter whenever Christina hears the word "poop (or something pertaining to it)" and her eyes flare up & bulge out like a deer caught in the headlights.

[@mattj2448]

Love you Christina, but I'm with T-Bunz on the Joey Diaz story and the bathtub. It's called Gallows Humour. People laugh when they're emotionally overwhelmed by horrific things. Can't help it.

[@vaiojoe]

I love using headphones. Christina's voice makes my brain itch. Great audio.

[@griffinandjenni3489]

vaiojoe does that feel like a brain freeze ? Haha

[@vaiojoe]

GriffinandJenni Feels like my medulla oblongata has eczema.

[@justinmayo19]

The best part of all these podcasts is how much their male dog gives ZERO shits about anything at all. The true legend of Your Mom's House.

[@joncurtis9886]

Why is Tina being such a buzzkill when talking about what Buns thinks is funny..... its not that crazy to think that its a very odd story which makes it funny. Also the way Joey tells it makes it seem crazy! That story made me and a room of people all laugh when we watched that JRE episode with diaz and buns.. anyone else agree?.

[@mattyuen2795]

The ironic thing is that Christina narrated that doc about how PC stuff ruins comedy. Isn't this an adjacent thing? She was offended by the story and chastises Tom for thinking its funny.

[@LukeSn0w]

i keep hearing you say "i genuinely dont knwo whats funny" and i keep saying "shut the fuck up , it's HILARIOUS" in my head

[@sayhalee1000]

I'd just like to say how proud I am of mommy tommy saying my name right first go! My problem came from a post on Facebook where someone was eating and entire plate of bacon while shitting. I was so horrified

[@bernadettelawer333]

Such a nice name! And that is so gross I didn't know people were doing that lol

[@kuj1mane934]

I laugh uncontrollably and hard through adrenaline. A couple of buddies of mine asked me if I was ok during firefights in Afghanistan because I was laughing like a mad man. The same happens to me on roller coasters.

[@shopslave5123]

that beat at the end is straight fire

[@damienbailey7375]

All you music makers take note! That ender was gold

[@dankoni]

We saw Future at Santander last year. Bunz killin' it in tha one sept 🙏💯

[@DarkWingNuck]

the shit runner turned a walgreens into a WALBROWNS! lmfaooooo!!!!!

[@babit65]

We all think eating in the bathroom is gross but leaving our toothbrush next to the toilet is fine. 🤣🤣🤣

[@gOaTcrackalac88]

Bill and I have whats called empathy "You always say that bullshit" Lol

[@kjlltherooster1969]

I think this episode brought me closer to Tom. Laughing at suffering is okay right jeans?

[@johnblaze1988]

I feel like I had this exact same conversation with my wife about Forensic Files.

[@willheydecker6179]

"He just wanted his 40 dollars" That IS fucking HILARIOUS

[@colinxhere]

I'm with tom here that story is absolutely hysterical.

[@obelus1337]

Tom sounds so much like Top-Dog I think he'd be disappointed to know it.

[@justinlee5292]

Toms humor is diabolical 😂😂😭

[@headhunter880]

Tom's laughter made this show IMO. Wonder if he was patially under the influence of any narcotics to combat his sickness.

[@TheAlpineShepherdBoy]

Tom, when you go to Fartgo, ND, you'll be there on the 28th, I believe, and that day NDSU will be playing a game at home in the FartgoDome. I know you're a fan of football, and I think this is a team you might enjoy watching. The game will likely be a huge blow out but home games are always amazing, great tailgating and the energy is unlike any game I have been to personally.. The dome is somewhat near your show, and I'm gonna guess very nearby to your hotel (very few nice hotels to choose from) so if by some chance you have a few hours to kill around noon that day, definitely go check out the game.

[@bb-op1mu]

Years ago in school the teacher was telling us about ww2 soldiers Who were captured and being interogated and those who didnt talk were tied to chairs and their faces were sledge hammered.i burst out laughing at the visual thought and everyone looked at me in dead silence like i had two heads.thats when i realised im a bit sick in the head

[@percussionjamz6704]

nah my man your normal

[@leedaryl]

That's story was funny ! Rogan was laughing too

[@anthonyskallet7907]

TFW people in the comments can't understand a fun conversation between a wife and husband who know each other very well and have been married forever. It's a podcast for the purpose of entertainment would be very stale without episodes like this. People need to stop digging so deep into what every little thing they say means.

[@anthonyskallet7907]

I mean don't like it don't watch pretty simple, people get so butt hurt from nothing.

[@MrHeems]

28:00 That laugh!

[@keleighdavis2135]

Tommy, your coffee is looking as delicious as a set of state droopers

[@Jason-mx8dl]

Wait, did they not realize Blueban edited Joe's reactions?

[@CadChamberlain]

28:53 "He snaps the hooker's neck" Tom: **Dies of laughter**

[@wj2429]

All the people in the comments don't realise that Tim laughing at dark things wouldn't be as funny without Tanya's disapproval. It's a necessary condition, actually. In the same way that the PC crowd are necessary for the very existence of raw humor. You don't actually want the PC crowd to disappear, because the enjoyment of comedy itself will disappear. No one wants to listen to someone shouting a word that is no longer taboo. It becomes nothing but noise. Tom probably wouldn't be a comedian if it wasn't for his mother's dislike of blue (or brown) language.

[@Manoffire959]

Tina cant even argue she's the personality champ after this episode. lol. Pull those Jeans up! Been low and loose lately.

[@zissou671]

Thanks for playing my music Mommies!!

[@gurt666]

Diaz' story was hilarious. Totally agree with Tom.

[@OmotenashiEnjoyer]

Where can I get the info on this sample at the beginning?? [....the track that Tom plays, not the regular intro music....] The guitar lines are supa nice. Tom said the track was "bubba skunk #2" by ross dude but I can't find anything online. Thanks!

[@JuvyThaKid]

"Mental illness makes me laugh a lot." How can Christina judge Tom about his humour, but think this is all good? This show has been super weird lately.

[@TheAlpineShepherdBoy]

Juvy ThaKid lately? These are two subjects that come up very frequently.. I can't count how many times Christina has told Tom to bring something up in therapy, and she has always talked shit about people with mental health issues. You must be new.

[@Terriblegolfer16]

She just wanted to fight about something....

[@Terriblegolfer16]

Classic bitch

[@TheAlpineShepherdBoy]

Racistnice it's not odd or hypocritical, it's all in good fun. If they were seriously arguing, do you think they would still upload that stuff? Tom has admitted to having to pause the podcast, collect thoughts and resume, because things get too heavy and the podcast is meant to be light and fun.

[@Terriblegolfer16]

Richard Meyer it's definitely odd and hypocritical

[@jackmealor8455]

This episode has convinced me tom is the true personality champ

[@mountainmanwatchreviews8081]

Drinking my Italian mineral water while watching.

[@10JTGarcia]

Tommy stock rising, queue the jealousy.

[@brianwalter862]

100 percent a 7 as tom takes a healthy chug of that frothy brown drink hahahaha

[@bmp1300]

While in St. Louis it's all about the Imo's pizza and toasted ravioli.

[@jdubwo4220]

evidence of tom being personality champ

[@skizzae]

lost my shit at Tom laughing everytime he thinks of Joeys story hahahaha. Doesnt even have to say anything just thinks about it hahaha

[@andresjarrin425]

The moment Christina realized she married the funniest psychopath ever!

[@nishbrown]

27:49 - I laughed so hard , I farted.

[@brienirving7573]

if you can't laugh at true suffering, you aren't the true comedian where everything can be funny. keep it up buns

[@reesequintero6425]

I had a midget substitute teacher once fall off of a bar stool that was taller than himself while trying to get a grasp on an unruly class of teenagers lol still lmao till this day

[@MrStephenlederle]

I fucking love that Joey Diaz story. I fucking LOVE terrible situations.

[@dannyrogers5151]

Tom...humor champ. I find Joey's story hilarious!!

[@DrNo918]

SO GLAD i was eating taco bell right when the brown talk came on made it so worth it!!!

[@IvanIvanov]

23:05 the Bill Burr on Tom Segura part. GJ Blueban!

[@matthewcarlin1032]

Christina's prophecy about Will Smith is so much funnier listening to this 6 years later lmao

[@Dan-zp4ln]

Pull em up high and tight, mommies. It's gonna be a good one

[@Ramidemi710]

Dan i attach my jeans to my eyelids like in your picture to ensure the maximum of high- and tightness.

[@nickhockey96]

rockin the high and tight moose knuckle here bud. might make some soup, y'all are welcome!

[@Lostlife656]

I'm with Tom on that Diaz story. It was so fucking funny, I was dying laughing

[@mikehall4730]

Mommy Tina...Tom is the humor champ

[@reillyobrien4372]

Good ol' Jack Daniels is made in a dry county, I think it was because the level of "Fuck It" got out of control when people were drinking it from the source.

[@fraub1]

man, if Tom is fucked up for laughing at that then I need a therapist asap because even just watching him laugh about it now is bringing my abs back from the first time I saw it on the Joe Rogan podcast... Joey Diaz could say literally anything and I would laugh. The hospital could hire him to tell me I've got cancer and I'd laugh. So listen, mommy C, he's fine. I ain't hating on you, jeans. You're worried and I get that but Teddy Loons has found his wallet and he's fine.

[@sd09gfh8sfgjmsf9yhkm]

So I took a shit on top of a grocery store when I was putting up Christmas lights for work. It was either shit my pants on the ladder or take a dump on the roof.

[@firstlast8933]

I live in Houston, and more than half the people here talk like that 100%.

[@andysturrr]

Yo that outro song was amazing

[@PicklesTheDrummer22]

Grey bananas are a result of being stored in the refrigeration trucks too long. Also, bananas on the east and west coast are going to be coming from South America almost always

[@derekhowlett8520]

i laugh when Super funny things happen and i dont know why

[@greggdrzewiecki9101]

lived in Buffalo for 35yrs and never seen a grey banana lol but I get what you are saying

[@mostkewl1]

Song at the end is amaze

[@evilbunnysanta]

Thanks to this show I accidentally drop You Mom's House-isms in actual conversations. I without thinking called someone's jeans high and tight earlier.

[@fullmetalheel]

"Whatcha gonna do when them Zombies come for you?" 32:34

[@wickedlyzenful]

This is gold.

[@danielwessel7354]

I love this couple!

[@arvesto]

The opening clip is from my hometown lol