Tom Segura - Scared Straight

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allenpalin

allenpalin

Күн бұрын

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@thishollowhill
@thishollowhill 5 жыл бұрын
Whoever cut this together is a legend
@clay_freespirit
@clay_freespirit 5 жыл бұрын
I think you are a legend, Kyle
@AMillsOnRS
@AMillsOnRS 5 жыл бұрын
Whoever cut this together is in jail
@NoRushin
@NoRushin 5 жыл бұрын
First time huh
@samuelwoods164
@samuelwoods164 5 жыл бұрын
I think they mostly do Bill Burr videos and may actually work for Bill now but yeah, he is very good.
@Idontwannahandl
@Idontwannahandl 4 жыл бұрын
Allenpalin?
@eileenmaher2101
@eileenmaher2101 5 жыл бұрын
"What's up? I run sixth grade!" Cracks me up every time.
@angeofdeth6552
@angeofdeth6552 5 жыл бұрын
Sad thing is first dude wasn't scared at all he's a real thug, he going to be running a gang later if he doesn't change.
@ChaudharyAakarsh
@ChaudharyAakarsh 5 жыл бұрын
He got that from Joey Diaz, who said "I run Burbank airport several times on podcast and with Bert"
@barryreichert
@barryreichert 4 жыл бұрын
it just cracked me up again when I read your quote
@marcywiththegoodhair4365
@marcywiththegoodhair4365 4 жыл бұрын
'I HATE BREAKFAST' 😂😂😂
@RichV20
@RichV20 3 жыл бұрын
American History X seemed a bit too old to be there. He was probably old enough to be going to Cornell.
@mikelobes3659
@mikelobes3659 5 жыл бұрын
"HO...MA....POCKET!!!" Absolutely nailed that voice 😂😂😂
@hoodjiujitsu3834
@hoodjiujitsu3834 4 жыл бұрын
Hold on bitch
@dreadheaddrevapebox6840
@dreadheaddrevapebox6840 4 жыл бұрын
Lawd! 😂
@IronGazille
@IronGazille 4 жыл бұрын
Maaan
@jordass2
@jordass2 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao the way you typed it made me laugh hard, spot on
@br6768
@br6768 4 жыл бұрын
I saw this live and uncut as a teenager in 99' on MTV
@cpmow831
@cpmow831 Жыл бұрын
The kids who go in acting the toughest come out in tears. I love it
@alexb2351
@alexb2351 Жыл бұрын
So many young people need an experience like this today in 2023.
@GrgAProduction
@GrgAProduction Жыл бұрын
@@alexb2351100%. More than ever. Even more than then.
@mopnem
@mopnem Жыл бұрын
@@alexb2351 The kdis are the kids that were "scared straight" but go off for some easy likes.
@Dad-lu1oi
@Dad-lu1oi Жыл бұрын
@@alexb2351 No they don't
@alexb2351
@alexb2351 Жыл бұрын
@@GrgAProduction true!
@WadeWilsonDP
@WadeWilsonDP 3 жыл бұрын
I once yelled "HOLD MY POCKET" at someone during a drunken discussion and they had no idea what the hell I was talking about. Thank you, Tom Segura.
@TheGodfather441
@TheGodfather441 3 жыл бұрын
just like me with "get your fucking shinebox" i use it constantly lol
@dudebro5527
@dudebro5527 3 жыл бұрын
Yeahhh, see it depends on who you know because there are people, like myself and my friends, who know what that means without Seguras hilarity... its hella disrespectful
@lkerygma
@lkerygma 3 жыл бұрын
@@dudebro5527 lmao why would it be disrespectful? if you know inherently what that means i feel like it wouldnt be disrespectful. if youre a dude in prison telling another dude to hold onto your pocket. youre probably the piece of shit.
@KidA712
@KidA712 3 жыл бұрын
@@lkerygma big fucking facts dude.
@mikehamer1091
@mikehamer1091 3 жыл бұрын
Careful who you say that to
@bradjones1449
@bradjones1449 4 жыл бұрын
Tom's "THE FUCK YOU TOOK?" was dead on balls accurate
@AAAA-nv5cf
@AAAA-nv5cf 3 жыл бұрын
SHUT UP
@9009matorres
@9009matorres 3 жыл бұрын
Dead on balls accurate???
@AdiDoinStuff
@AdiDoinStuff 3 жыл бұрын
@@9009matorres It's an industry term XD
@pohunta
@pohunta 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@blacktoothfox677
@blacktoothfox677 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah i caught that!
@strictlybizb7791
@strictlybizb7791 5 жыл бұрын
Bowl cut was like "Nope, no more crime for me. This is the last time I'll ever have to hold a pocket."🤣
@WTC7
@WTC7 5 жыл бұрын
He probably hated all blacks after that
@gypseetim
@gypseetim 5 жыл бұрын
no mo BIKES!!?! neither xD
@AhYesIndeedItsFunTime
@AhYesIndeedItsFunTime 5 жыл бұрын
he's currently in prison actually
@scootaymildo1070
@scootaymildo1070 5 жыл бұрын
I guess dick for breakfast didn't sound all that appealing...
@Magneticitist
@Magneticitist 5 жыл бұрын
Yea they all laughed and punked his lil bitch ass but somewhere in there was a genuine grown man desire to scare these kids out of the path they were on. Bowl cut should have listened, but then again he seemed way too willing to hold those pockets.
@h.donnellgrayiii4276
@h.donnellgrayiii4276 2 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU WHOEVER DECIDED TO DIG UP THE ORIGINAL FOOTAGE AND DO THE EDITING FOR TOM'S NARRATIVE. WE NEED MORE OF THIS
@TheRealCaptainFreedom
@TheRealCaptainFreedom 7 ай бұрын
Allen Palin is in prison right now.
@numbers9696
@numbers9696 23 күн бұрын
@@TheRealCaptainFreedomwat
@TheRealCaptainFreedom
@TheRealCaptainFreedom 23 күн бұрын
@@numbers9696 Allen Palin, the guy who made this video, murdered his girlfriend.
@ohsoloco5113
@ohsoloco5113 13 күн бұрын
​@@TheRealCaptainFreedom for stealing???
@sofakingtired9839
@sofakingtired9839 5 жыл бұрын
Little did people know is that the kid with the Cornell university Sweater, turned his life around went to Cornell, joined a accapelle group and later became a manager at a paper company called Dunder Mifflin
@CYFL79
@CYFL79 5 жыл бұрын
LMAO, i had to research it and oh man what i found
@milksteak6831
@milksteak6831 5 жыл бұрын
Is this broccoli Rob?
@brettpid6416
@brettpid6416 5 жыл бұрын
andyyyyy!
@sepulcher8263
@sepulcher8263 5 жыл бұрын
Really?
@milksteak6831
@milksteak6831 5 жыл бұрын
@@sepulcher8263 no it's references from the show the office
@TheHehe1223
@TheHehe1223 5 жыл бұрын
The legend Allen hitting us with that portfolio diversification
@unitedwestunt
@unitedwestunt 5 жыл бұрын
He knows you gotta diversify your bonds. Wu Tang Clan ain't nothin to fuck with!
@killer4real1
@killer4real1 5 жыл бұрын
Haha!
@jayhernandez9395
@jayhernandez9395 5 жыл бұрын
Diverse your bonds, Ninja.
@olli3n
@olli3n 5 жыл бұрын
TheHehe1223 YES! More please!
@kingpin6989
@kingpin6989 5 жыл бұрын
You gotta diversify your bonds nigga.
@megadethmofo2035
@megadethmofo2035 5 жыл бұрын
"uuuh, I hate breakfast." Best line..
@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea
@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea 5 жыл бұрын
megadethmofo Lmao
@tevita101
@tevita101 5 жыл бұрын
Fk I died
@leshawnbrown9560
@leshawnbrown9560 4 жыл бұрын
💀 Hilarious
@JayBird84
@JayBird84 4 жыл бұрын
4:24
@nicop7231
@nicop7231 15 күн бұрын
🤣 that shit gets me every time
@drunkenmmamaster419
@drunkenmmamaster419 Жыл бұрын
The way Tom delivers the “it’s gonna be a ROUGH day “ fucking kills me every time 😂😂
@HoratioVelveteen-nl5kw
@HoratioVelveteen-nl5kw 5 жыл бұрын
"when he dies and is reincarnated, that guy is also doing life in prison" 😂
@aaronking287
@aaronking287 5 жыл бұрын
Epic now hold my pocket LMAO!
@Lucy-vk1el
@Lucy-vk1el 5 жыл бұрын
Reincarcerated*
@-Trauma.
@-Trauma. 5 жыл бұрын
@@Lucy-vk1el you scumbag. Lmao.
@ballaking1000
@ballaking1000 5 жыл бұрын
Lucy uhh, the op got it right the first time...
@hlysnan6418
@hlysnan6418 5 жыл бұрын
Richard Pryor had a joke like that, too.
@FalloutPlays
@FalloutPlays 5 жыл бұрын
BIKES
@gcp-starchump
@gcp-starchump 4 жыл бұрын
what the heck.. are you doing here lol.
@gcp-starchump
@gcp-starchump 4 жыл бұрын
what i mean is i enjoy your videos and thanks for all the tips!
@jones9309
@jones9309 4 жыл бұрын
And that's why I yell BIKES!!
@blessedera8810
@blessedera8810 4 жыл бұрын
Lol. Just came here after watching your Xur vid. I don't know what's funnier, this or Skyburner's oath...
@rrod7958
@rrod7958 3 жыл бұрын
I’m just gonna stand up from my desk at work this week and yell bikes lol
@sadboylara
@sadboylara 5 жыл бұрын
"I don't know what you know about prison, but if you're holding on to another dude's pocket, it's gonna be a *rough* day." 😂
@ricso31
@ricso31 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit. I have heard Tom tell the story of this episode so many times. I never thought it would be exactly as he tells it. Outstanding and hilarious
@edwardjr9232
@edwardjr9232 3 жыл бұрын
Im in my mid 30s. This joint dropped live and uncut in my 11th grade year on MTV. The level of disrespect will never be matched again.
@robertprince2651
@robertprince2651 3 жыл бұрын
This was a regular airing; I couldn't wait to talk about it in school afterwards.
@kameeI
@kameeI 3 жыл бұрын
hi ed 🥸
@setsers1
@setsers1 3 жыл бұрын
DAMN
@ultimatesunrise
@ultimatesunrise 3 жыл бұрын
I remember watching it at like 1 AM just like Holy shit this is nuts
@kameeI
@kameeI 3 жыл бұрын
hi 🥺
@casemods
@casemods 5 жыл бұрын
If they try to send me to jail ima just roll my sleeves up and the inmates wont allow me in, checkmate CO's
@giggityeffyou
@giggityeffyou 4 жыл бұрын
That kid is in the later clips without the sweater lol. Sleeves gone
@MF-LXRD
@MF-LXRD 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah okay tough guy your prison wallet will be packed full of man milk.
@AlexiasPlaylist
@AlexiasPlaylist 4 жыл бұрын
@@MF-LXRD because he said he wouldn't roll his sleeves up as a joke? What is it that you're trying to prove that you don't understand jokes?
@anime_cyko
@anime_cyko 4 жыл бұрын
Kappa Emote for real, clearly an idiot cause we don’t know what happened later. According to this he got sent back to the bus and that’s that. That’s probably not what really but that’s what they show us
@20FreeWill
@20FreeWill 4 жыл бұрын
That kid was lucky . Shows kids arrogance in front of cameras even back then . He would have been tore to pieces. Those inmates really showed something a bit special at times . They spoke.with more pride and purpose than alot of people these days . They probably all dead now
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 4 жыл бұрын
That kid looks like Ben Stiller's Simple Jack character in Tropic Thunder.
@kdub40k1
@kdub40k1 4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@LetterSignedBy51SpiesWasA-Coup
@LetterSignedBy51SpiesWasA-Coup 4 жыл бұрын
Congrats man, on going there...
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 4 жыл бұрын
@@LetterSignedBy51SpiesWasA-Coup Thank you
@valentinomoran4874
@valentinomoran4874 4 жыл бұрын
You mah-mah-mah make me happeeeh
@rrod7958
@rrod7958 3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao well done
@Gunbudder
@Gunbudder 2 жыл бұрын
the "hold my pocket" episode aired on cable, and my dad made me watch the entire thing. it burned a fear of jail into my mind lol
@GameToyBrickMan
@GameToyBrickMan 10 ай бұрын
All of us
@Matthew-qq9nx
@Matthew-qq9nx 7 ай бұрын
My mother and I watched it and got hysterical it's so over the top
@mattnichols4592
@mattnichols4592 4 жыл бұрын
"If you're holding another man's pocket it's gonna be a rough day" Dude I lost it! 😂
@RumbleFish69
@RumbleFish69 4 жыл бұрын
Tom's Segura's black dude voice is on point!
@qwopiretyu
@qwopiretyu 4 жыл бұрын
BIKES!
@TJCutts
@TJCutts 4 жыл бұрын
He’s secretly black. *The More You Know*
@blackdynamite5016
@blackdynamite5016 4 жыл бұрын
Listen to his stand up on the first 48! That shit is hilarious
@justicechase9261
@justicechase9261 4 жыл бұрын
SUP KANE !
@ktvbeatz5560
@ktvbeatz5560 4 жыл бұрын
Him and von kill it everytime lol throws me off as a black man haha
@randymarsh3478
@randymarsh3478 4 жыл бұрын
Can we all just give a moment of appreciation to whoever edited this? You’re the real MVP
@darkgreenrifleman4871
@darkgreenrifleman4871 4 жыл бұрын
I concur.
@loganmarsh3584
@loganmarsh3584 3 жыл бұрын
Yo randy what’s up
@SallySockPuppet
@SallySockPuppet Жыл бұрын
I could watch that everyday and it wouldn't get old
@parkesc7832
@parkesc7832 5 жыл бұрын
Segura's version is better than the original BBBIKES!!
@chimrichalds3418
@chimrichalds3418 5 жыл бұрын
@Jim A Clearly your jeans are too loose and low my friend
@romancastro_
@romancastro_ 5 жыл бұрын
Jim A wrong
@anthonysundberg6861
@anthonysundberg6861 5 жыл бұрын
@Jim A your opinion isnt even remotely important enough to give a shit about.
@davefarlow
@davefarlow 5 жыл бұрын
@Jim A Out of all walks of existence in the history of time your opinion matters the least just for making that comment. You don't deserve to watch the greatness that is Tom Segura.
@no_tread_
@no_tread_ 5 жыл бұрын
Now come on guys, Jimmy is entitled to his opinion of Tom Segura. Jimmy also ate a bag-o-diks for breakfast.
@nicholasparker7697
@nicholasparker7697 4 жыл бұрын
"This man is serving a double life sentence. Which means when he dies and comes back reincarnated......that guy is doing life also." Best part. Lmfao
@phillyeaglesphan
@phillyeaglesphan 4 жыл бұрын
That’s an old Richard Pryor joke he stole.
@lordot8665
@lordot8665 3 жыл бұрын
@@phillyeaglesphan yep
@mattc8852
@mattc8852 3 жыл бұрын
Richard Pryor
@renzoschlender4102
@renzoschlender4102 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahaha
@sleepinglion728
@sleepinglion728 3 жыл бұрын
? that happens all the time ? wtf its what it means read a damn book
@kimberlyrobinson1978
@kimberlyrobinson1978 3 жыл бұрын
He said “I run sixth grade”. 🤣
@Anubis7169
@Anubis7169 3 жыл бұрын
"Grade 9 was easy. Gettin grade 10 is f*ked"
@bigounce4293
@bigounce4293 3 жыл бұрын
New languages and shit.
@seansherrod8725
@seansherrod8725 2 жыл бұрын
I can't stop playing this clip! Whoever put this together God bless you always!
@MichaelL502
@MichaelL502 5 жыл бұрын
Tom Segura needs to breakdown EVERY episode lmao
@ziggamon
@ziggamon 5 жыл бұрын
Today that kid is a pastor at his local church. He pays his taxes on time He always does the speed limit with his hands on the ten and two. .....He also avoids eating sausage links for breakfast..
@alitlweird
@alitlweird 5 жыл бұрын
ziggamon His taxes are done the day after he receives his W-2s
@psychologicalsigma9917
@psychologicalsigma9917 5 жыл бұрын
Now he visits schools pretending to be a reformed convict and makes scared smaller people hold his pocket. Circle of prison life :)
@b3yonddr1v3n
@b3yonddr1v3n 5 жыл бұрын
maybe for lunch though.. *pulls on gimp mask (with bowl-cut cutout)
@daltonyates758
@daltonyates758 5 жыл бұрын
He also has 3 kids locked in his basement
@ellewis817
@ellewis817 5 жыл бұрын
@@b3yonddr1v3n very stylish
@AngelicNoose
@AngelicNoose 5 жыл бұрын
Used to come home at 1 in the morning, now I come home at 7, even a little before 7, LMAO
@Antlover420
@Antlover420 4 жыл бұрын
Rd you legend
@handfulmousefly
@handfulmousefly 4 жыл бұрын
You can hear the terror in his voice, like if he doesn't get home before sunset Crazy Chris will eat his face while pocket guy stuffs him like a Thanksgiving turkey
@SEEYAIAYE
@SEEYAIAYE 4 жыл бұрын
Lucky kid, if we weren't home by 6, we'd get boomerang shoe'd like Eddie Murphy used to get.
@20FreeWill
@20FreeWill 4 жыл бұрын
@@SEEYAIAYE chh chh:boom -whoop whoop whoop whoop /ptchhhh (ahhh) whoop whoop whoop whoo: Cch cch
@SEEYAIAYE
@SEEYAIAYE 4 жыл бұрын
@@20FreeWill GO
@jonathanlane6130
@jonathanlane6130 Жыл бұрын
As much as I love the bit and the mash-up of the video behind it(kudos), the best part was the ending interview where bowl cut was like, '...now I get home at 7...before 7...just to get off the streets."
@UrbanGuitarLegend
@UrbanGuitarLegend Жыл бұрын
EXACTLY!!!!!!!!
@TechMetalRules
@TechMetalRules 3 жыл бұрын
I love that the sleeves were the first thing they went after, because it was really bugging me too.
@russBwright
@russBwright 3 жыл бұрын
He ought to have made up an excuse "But my pits are sweating!"
@QuotesfromTheRaven
@QuotesfromTheRaven 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh they sent that kid back on the bus becuz he was to aggressive he woulda fought the inmates and that would have been a lawsuit real quick. They'll see that fool in a few years anyway ..
@bigfan9805
@bigfan9805 3 жыл бұрын
@@QuotesfromTheRaven "they'll see that fool in a few years anyway", same thing i was think'n
@andreingramakadjscrewrip7372
@andreingramakadjscrewrip7372 2 жыл бұрын
@@QuotesfromTheRaven Who? He was with the rest of the group up in the auditorium later on
@christopherstruble8856
@christopherstruble8856 10 ай бұрын
Bet they don't tell Crazy Chris to roll his sleeves down
@sashabakhshi3586
@sashabakhshi3586 4 жыл бұрын
They call him Crazy Chris because he doesn’t even have sleeves
@rachelc586
@rachelc586 3 жыл бұрын
Only cause he didn't roll them up so they got cut off
@albundy7493
@albundy7493 3 жыл бұрын
Overrated comment
@malcomdryer5001
@malcomdryer5001 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if 'Crazy Chris' and 'Hold my pocket' are still around. I'd like to send them some commissary or something. This shit is absolute gold.
@youtube4bums876
@youtube4bums876 3 жыл бұрын
Crazy Chris would love if you'd send yo mouth instead, he has some breakfast for you
@Erin-vu1tt
@Erin-vu1tt 2 жыл бұрын
@@youtube4bums876 I think it was Hold My Pocket that said that.
@chrisfrank8413
@chrisfrank8413 2 жыл бұрын
I'm gona guess probably not, but, what do i know?
@matthewgabbard6415
@matthewgabbard6415 2 жыл бұрын
@@Erin-vu1tt Pocket dude is out and has been awhile I'm pretty sure. He's actually a good dude. He was playing a character to scare the kids.
@datadavis
@datadavis 2 жыл бұрын
Crazy chris is serving his second life sentence now. Old Chris died peacefully in his sleep in the shower covered in blood with multiple puncture wounds and lacerations. Young Chris is five years old and meaner than Old chris ever was.
@thenose007
@thenose007 2 жыл бұрын
I happen to tape this on VCR when it aired.. Had the whole thing memorized and laughing so hard reciting it!
@jackthemaniac1
@jackthemaniac1 4 жыл бұрын
Just imagine your serving double life for killing six people but you're still trying to get those kids on the right track so they won't end up like you. That's respectable I think.
@SuperPeterok
@SuperPeterok 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing respectable about taking human lives
@noahwilson1641
@noahwilson1641 4 жыл бұрын
@@SuperPeterok wow. That's deep
@SuperPeterok
@SuperPeterok 4 жыл бұрын
@@noahwilson1641 nice bra lol
@vhs1978
@vhs1978 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t preach to me ur the one in prison pusssy
@mmm6325
@mmm6325 4 жыл бұрын
He got something out of it no doubt. You really think Crazy Chris gives a single fuck about these kids lol
@tmass1
@tmass1 4 жыл бұрын
i occasionally watch this to remind myself to stay out of prison
@moonrunnin-_
@moonrunnin-_ 3 жыл бұрын
dont wanna meat krazy chris
@OvertheHIL524
@OvertheHIL524 3 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about? It sounds like a blast.
@jozen5384
@jozen5384 3 жыл бұрын
prison sounds funny as hell man
@robertemery8660
@robertemery8660 3 жыл бұрын
If you do go to prison just keep your sleeves rolled up they won't allow you in
@taylorjohnson7593
@taylorjohnson7593 3 жыл бұрын
I had a dad and am a normal person. I already knew prison is for degenerate scum losers. But i guess we aren’t all made equal
@kronosx7
@kronosx7 5 жыл бұрын
Dude's wearing a Cornell hoodie with the sleeves rolled up.
@justint2723
@justint2723 5 жыл бұрын
That kid is likely holding on to someone's pocket right now.
@soppingwetburgers6493
@soppingwetburgers6493 5 жыл бұрын
@@justint2723 more like handling multiple pockets, hes a banker now
@tylerw.5458
@tylerw.5458 5 жыл бұрын
Soppingwet Burgers : yeah, and the kid with a bowl is an astronaut.
@MrUndersolo
@MrUndersolo 5 жыл бұрын
And he’s dead...
@shaunmichaelchase
@shaunmichaelchase 5 жыл бұрын
I doubt he knows what Cornell is. "Sure...it's the community college my dad attended".
@rostinrostai
@rostinrostai Жыл бұрын
He said BIKES so powerfully that he have himself whiplash
@borismuller86
@borismuller86 5 жыл бұрын
Holy hell I never realised he got passed onto a second pocket too at 4:46!
@Kafkaesque3
@Kafkaesque3 4 жыл бұрын
Looool 🤣
@IceKoldKilla
@IceKoldKilla 4 жыл бұрын
You can see some inmates laughing. In reality it'd be pedophilia and some get raped and killed for that so I can see most inmates not getting into that. Word on the street... 🤣
@jampacc
@jampacc 4 жыл бұрын
@@IceKoldKilla it was with the presumption that they would be back in jail for real.
@idklol4197
@idklol4197 4 жыл бұрын
They turned that boy out
@sasogorelick
@sasogorelick 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@the1only467
@the1only467 2 жыл бұрын
The 90’s were something else all together, a whole different beast. And thank you my guy for editing this! You rock!
@michaelhammond9459
@michaelhammond9459 2 жыл бұрын
I just want to know where you found the footage
@peterclarke7240
@peterclarke7240 2 жыл бұрын
It's tragic that the 90s is considered something to look back on through rose-tinted spectacles. Nostalgia sure isn't what it used to be when I were a lad 😂
@MrNinja543
@MrNinja543 2 жыл бұрын
Nah the black plague times were a different beast all together you kids are too soft in the 90s
@peterclarke7240
@peterclarke7240 2 жыл бұрын
@photag216 Well, to be fair, they (and many of us) are facing a life with constricted horizons due to the exponential increase in cost of living, housing, university fees, increased spreadsheetification of education, scarcity of worthwhile jobs, reduced pensions, a retirement age that seems to be constantly moving goalposts, and the threat of a planet about to implode. So I can, to an extent, understand their chagrin. All we had to worry about in the 90s was dropping dead from a dodgy pill.
@virtualcynical8515
@virtualcynical8515 2 жыл бұрын
@@peterclarke7240 Yeah that Photag guy definitely sounds like a "Kids these day" kinda guy when he's complaining about people being "Soft" for daring to talk about mental health
@michael2305
@michael2305 5 жыл бұрын
lmao "I run 6th grade, I ain't scared of you" I'm dying here 😂😂😂
@jacebrogden3490
@jacebrogden3490 Жыл бұрын
When you watch the full episode... holy cow. At one point when the bowl cut kid is holding the second dudes pocket there’s a guy that yells in the background just loud enough something like “I like his haircut”. I lost it so bad lol
@Llamalamp26
@Llamalamp26 3 жыл бұрын
i love how the premise of scared straight is traumatizing children into behaving edit: i also love how 90% of the replies to this are “YoU’rE sOfT” when all i did was make an observation
@FlexYourFreedoms
@FlexYourFreedoms 3 жыл бұрын
It's proven to work on some. And it's good they see the nice place they will end up if they continue being dumb and unlawful
@szalary
@szalary 3 жыл бұрын
I grew up Catholic, same premise
@FlexYourFreedoms
@FlexYourFreedoms 3 жыл бұрын
@Kamatari Honjo you must not have seen the many videos that show what happened to the kids after the program.
@mattkennedy6115
@mattkennedy6115 3 жыл бұрын
@Kamatari Honjo in the absence of a fixed home life where the father isn’t coming home and the mother isn’t gonna stop partying off dem fat gubmint checks scared straight is a more realistic and practical alternative
@jisunator4880
@jisunator4880 3 жыл бұрын
@Kamatari Honjo I don’t think it’s traumatizing so much as showing them firsthand where they’ll end up if they don’t get their shit together. If that doesn’t get them to stop their ways & at least improve enough to not go to jail then they probably won’t change tbh. A lot of the parents & families do try their hardest to help their kids & improve their behavior & this is the last resort
@lostsoul2184
@lostsoul2184 5 жыл бұрын
This is gold on so many levels. Dark comedy Critic of media Critic of power relations Critics of verbal abuse Critic of show Irony and Unirony ...
@Ynotnow9900
@Ynotnow9900 5 жыл бұрын
The way you break it down, it's not funny anymore
@gusgrau3594
@gusgrau3594 5 жыл бұрын
Milad Moatamed Dezfully I used wring definition of dictionary. Re-checked. My bad
@Sport4Life
@Sport4Life 5 жыл бұрын
Ebony and Unirony
@elonobama4807
@elonobama4807 5 жыл бұрын
@@Ynotnow9900 the reason its funny cuz its not funny
@McBB-Ray
@McBB-Ray 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks Professor Comedy.
@YoungTCash
@YoungTCash 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao Tupac “changes” at the end tho
@rickDArula
@rickDArula 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao that was golden, I died laughing
@bluespy4050
@bluespy4050 4 жыл бұрын
There ain’t no such thing as half way crooks
@stephengrigg5988
@stephengrigg5988 4 жыл бұрын
It's ironic that the dude that cut this video is now in prison for 35 years on a sex crime. He's probably holding a pocket right now. Life comes at you fast
@kurtis4026
@kurtis4026 4 жыл бұрын
the fact it was censored
@benbernard-jardine3384
@benbernard-jardine3384 4 жыл бұрын
"BIKES"
@mysteradio
@mysteradio Жыл бұрын
i have always been curious about this episode since i heard Tom's bit. thank you!
@RareVideosByJavierVargasTV
@RareVideosByJavierVargasTV 4 жыл бұрын
5:19 the absolute best
@goodkatt
@goodkatt 3 жыл бұрын
Hold ma pocket !!!
@neegahranger
@neegahranger 3 жыл бұрын
BIKES 🚲😤
@Info255
@Info255 3 жыл бұрын
"THA FUCK YOU TOOK?"
@rhyno8644
@rhyno8644 3 жыл бұрын
This is the most degrading show. They should do the white women version of the show to as a deterrent to prison. Id watch that.
@devora4809
@devora4809 3 жыл бұрын
@@rhyno8644 lol
@JEP-Tech
@JEP-Tech 3 жыл бұрын
I love how accurate the comedian was about this one episode. He must have recorded it and watched it a bunch of times, or just has a really good episodic memory.
@user-lr7fv6td5y
@user-lr7fv6td5y 2 жыл бұрын
if he liked it enough to write jokes about it, it’s safe to say he probably watched it again before writing them
@GarrettPDGA
@GarrettPDGA 2 жыл бұрын
"The Comedian"?!? His name is Tom. Now hold his pocket!
@jazzymichael
@jazzymichael 2 жыл бұрын
Not everyone has memory loss like you, idiot
@jonathanshields7414
@jonathanshields7414 2 жыл бұрын
@@user-lr7fv6td5y I didn't hear a single joke. Just a recap. Pretty weak if you ask me
@user-lr7fv6td5y
@user-lr7fv6td5y 2 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanshields7414 Tom Segura is a standup comedian i’m not here to debate the legitimacy of his material
@0412lennon
@0412lennon 5 жыл бұрын
Is Ol freckles on vacation or what
@dyoung1998
@dyoung1998 5 жыл бұрын
Definitely not down south!
@herpallday1284
@herpallday1284 5 жыл бұрын
nigga this is from his first special YEARS ago
@dyoung1998
@dyoung1998 5 жыл бұрын
@@herpallday1284 we know that. Thanks ol Captain Obvious
@FlexBeanbag
@FlexBeanbag 5 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/door/-VY81cp3P3vWVxT5o-MTxA
@benancona3242
@benancona3242 5 жыл бұрын
His wife is making him clean the house for a few weeks
@farbeyond37
@farbeyond37 2 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing this when it came on TV when I was a kid. I remember it being on really late and I was supposed to be asleep but somehow ended up watching this on tv and laughing my ass off. Nobody at school believed me the next day.
@andrewmartinez8882
@andrewmartinez8882 2 жыл бұрын
No you didn’t
@ckcarr2965
@ckcarr2965 Жыл бұрын
i don't believe you either
@jamesbrown9057
@jamesbrown9057 Жыл бұрын
Yoooo same here
@limitspace5150
@limitspace5150 Жыл бұрын
​@@ckcarr2965😂
@ckcarr2965
@ckcarr2965 Жыл бұрын
@@limitspace5150 forgot i wrote this lmao
@hungarian1
@hungarian1 5 жыл бұрын
“Crazy Chris the nightmare man” Jesus that’s tough he a legend
@ArkhamKnight-uj6ww
@ArkhamKnight-uj6ww 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a fucking wrestling name 🤣
@masonlee5866
@masonlee5866 3 жыл бұрын
“Ughh i hate breakfast” lol
@tommy_noble
@tommy_noble 3 жыл бұрын
@Arcanis_not geezus
@miura25yearsago52
@miura25yearsago52 3 жыл бұрын
The phrase "hold my beer" now has an alternate form known as "hold my pocket" lmfao.
@swanclipper
@swanclipper 3 жыл бұрын
I will gladly join the early bird crew of "hold my pocket" when it comes to one-ups-manship. lets start the countdown from 2021 knowing fullwell in 5 years time this will be standard and nobody will know truly why and where it began.... sure, "from tom" but we'll know the truth. BIKES!
@sp0ngeb0b8
@sp0ngeb0b8 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t think you understand the pocket 😂
@ushireborn
@ushireborn 3 жыл бұрын
actually it's completely unrelated. it means ... "you're my bitch"
@JustAFriendlySatanWorshipper
@JustAFriendlySatanWorshipper 2 жыл бұрын
@@ushireborn yup kinda like your forced to wear a leash & walk yourself but instead your holding his pocket
@anthonyrozada1980
@anthonyrozada1980 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for posting the footage.
@Viewer2715
@Viewer2715 5 жыл бұрын
Man I love when tom segura does the black guy voice 😂😂😂😂 "THE F**K YOU TOOK?!!!" "BIKES!!!!" Hilarious
@MrDavital1
@MrDavital1 5 жыл бұрын
Do you know cricket!!
@wumboqwark
@wumboqwark 5 жыл бұрын
@@MrDavital1 I BEEN KNOWIN CRICKET FO A MINUTE
@timferris1478
@timferris1478 5 жыл бұрын
Bra I swear that shit be having me rollin 🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂😂
@fynsul4113
@fynsul4113 5 жыл бұрын
​ Tim Ferris tom or black is great too check it out
@810Metalworks
@810Metalworks 3 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this episode. I was absolutely shocked that it was uncensored. That was unheard of back then.
@mrrodriguez2947
@mrrodriguez2947 5 жыл бұрын
"It aired in 1999" Me: 👀 oh this gonna be good
@omairsh8
@omairsh8 4 жыл бұрын
I know right! Not softened down or anything
@JordanPerrier
@JordanPerrier 4 жыл бұрын
Why?
@lawnside82
@lawnside82 4 жыл бұрын
The mom got a mullet..smh
@kevinjunior8441
@kevinjunior8441 3 жыл бұрын
"Uncensored" .. oh this going to be Reeally good. Hahaha
@MrSoxfan87
@MrSoxfan87 2 ай бұрын
I watch this video every year it’s amazing
@anthonydouglas3072
@anthonydouglas3072 Ай бұрын
Me too bro 😂😂
@KokoRicky
@KokoRicky 5 жыл бұрын
Kudos to you for interspersing the bit with actual footage from the special. Thanks!
@borismuller86
@borismuller86 5 жыл бұрын
Pretty Normal Media BACK ON THE BUS WISEGUY!
@benares180
@benares180 4 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this. Me and my best friend in high school would yell, "HOLD MY POCKET", to each other every now and again all throughout our years in school. Man. The good ol' days.
@downervideopodcast5259
@downervideopodcast5259 Ай бұрын
"THE FUCK YOU TOOK?!" has me dying 😂😂😂
@Jonbombs
@Jonbombs 5 жыл бұрын
Don't blow it Keep it simple Roll your sleeves down
@toddadams8420
@toddadams8420 5 жыл бұрын
Hah! Good one!
@michaelbryant8757
@michaelbryant8757 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahhaha Clevah
@mrfreeman1763
@mrfreeman1763 5 жыл бұрын
"I said roll ya muthafuckin' sleeves down! " That will be no problem at all sir, and if you wanted me to piss my pants, I'm way ahead of you.
@bigstunna2049
@bigstunna2049 5 жыл бұрын
@@mrfreeman1763 😂😂😂
@TheRealCaptainFreedom
@TheRealCaptainFreedom 5 жыл бұрын
Just as I was reading your comment I saw that kid strutting up to the gate with his sleeves up.
@dwdw182
@dwdw182 5 жыл бұрын
'OL FRECKLES GOT SOME COMPETITION 'OVAHHEEEERE
@Misty8097
@Misty8097 5 жыл бұрын
Never!
@Robotshadow
@Robotshadow 5 жыл бұрын
Still like ol Billy blue balls more
@tstan9713
@tstan9713 5 жыл бұрын
OOoOooOoOohHH moving onto ol Tom now, eh. Man of the arts i see
@rexrocker1268
@rexrocker1268 Жыл бұрын
This video is so superbly done it should have more upvotes than views.
@Gabagool93
@Gabagool93 3 жыл бұрын
The fact he’s wearing a Cornell jacket is so damn funny to me 😂
@RayTeerlink
@RayTeerlink 2 жыл бұрын
“Cornell? Ever heard of it?” -Andy
@YazzFlute
@YazzFlute 2 жыл бұрын
Take that sweater off! - Andy
@harrydavey9884
@harrydavey9884 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I thought that was fuckin hilarious.
@publius9350
@publius9350 2 жыл бұрын
"""Ivy League'''"
@bkr1895
@bkr1895 2 жыл бұрын
Bowl cut is wearing a Goldberg shirt which I think is funny for some reason
@darvin567
@darvin567 3 жыл бұрын
That 1999 scared straight episode was and still is legendary.
@adamspivey
@adamspivey 3 жыл бұрын
This is pure gold!! Thanks for cutting this together, the internet owes you a debt of gratitude!! 🙏🙏
@SaraBai85
@SaraBai85 27 күн бұрын
Whoever edited this...pure gold! 😂😂😂❤ Thank you! He's my favorite comedian!!! 🤣 BIKES!!!
@Nunya_Bidz
@Nunya_Bidz 5 жыл бұрын
Tom Segura should be the host of a Scared Straight re-boot😂
@superass113
@superass113 4 жыл бұрын
it should be like impractical jokers, where he's in a box in the corner of the screen the whole time. so you can watch him lose his mind giggling like a pschyco
@DragoX7
@DragoX7 4 жыл бұрын
Ever since hearing Tom segura's joke I wanted to actually see that episode this is was amazing and like some other commenters had said, whoever put this together is a legend.
@RickyMackie
@RickyMackie 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve been wanting to see this for like 5 years ever since I heard this standup. Whomever edited this, you’re dope, thank you! BIKES!
@kimratcliff4660
@kimratcliff4660 Жыл бұрын
😂😂 I remember that episode- I will never forget "HOLD MY POCKET"❤
@ryanjeanes5253
@ryanjeanes5253 5 жыл бұрын
"I run 6th grade, I ain't scared of you man!"
@RickySpanish-
@RickySpanish- 5 жыл бұрын
That kid doesn’t quite seem like Cornell material.
@henrydouberly3950
@henrydouberly3950 5 жыл бұрын
What have it away?
@rakim2730
@rakim2730 5 жыл бұрын
@@henrydouberly3950 his sleeves were rolled up!
@nicke1903
@nicke1903 5 жыл бұрын
My Ortho Suregon Played Baskeball at Cornell lmao I'm imagining him acting like that kid.
@frankbourassa2456
@frankbourassa2456 5 жыл бұрын
Found Andy Bernards KZbin account
@shrapnel77
@shrapnel77 5 жыл бұрын
Cornell material? That kid is not even Target material.
@RockoJerome
@RockoJerome 5 жыл бұрын
1999 Scared Straight on MTV has nothing at all on 1978 Scared Straight, which was more brutal and aired unedited on network TV one night instead of Welcome Back Kotter. Look that up.
@RockoJerome
@RockoJerome 5 жыл бұрын
Mm Mmm Yeah, Ali! “I have knots, bumps, stitches and everything!” I had a group of friends who would watch that like once a month and quote it non stop. It’s my Rocky Horror.
@maxdembo2029
@maxdembo2029 5 жыл бұрын
That was Small Eyes. A film not a documentary.
@RockoJerome
@RockoJerome 5 жыл бұрын
@@maxdembo2029 Uh, no, dude. Scared Straight was definitely a documentary.
@calibomber209
@calibomber209 5 жыл бұрын
99’ is more comedic especially with the influence of hiphop culture and suburbia
@RockoJerome
@RockoJerome 5 жыл бұрын
calibomber209 I totally disagree, I think that’s what kinda ruins 99. Those kids were all raised on Tupac gangsta bullshit and seemed to know the convicts weren’t allowed to really hurt them, but the 70’s kids had only ever seen Beretta and shit like that and were ill equipped. Plus, the convicts got in their faces a lot more in the first one.
@aaronwest1055
@aaronwest1055 2 жыл бұрын
Men who are in a real life approximation of hell, put on the role and image of the demons of that hell. They use this appearance to scare children from making mistakes that would lead them to the same type of hell. This is an incredibly noble action coming from who we otherwise have discarded from our world. The beautiful thing is that it is most likely fatherless sons trying to scare straight other fatherless sons.
@bbbluff9473
@bbbluff9473 5 жыл бұрын
I’m happy to see that the bowl cut kid turned his life around
@aaronc1080
@aaronc1080 5 жыл бұрын
Alyssa Hart I hear how Tom says "bowl cut" in my head all the time
@jeremyc9593
@jeremyc9593 4 жыл бұрын
Still had that same haircut though, so it wasn't completely turned around
@JohnBehrens118
@JohnBehrens118 4 жыл бұрын
@@jeremyc9593 I mean if you got a bowl cut that usually means you're way too much of a dweeb to be hanging with the gangsta kids anyway. It should be a sign that your kid isn't a part of the wanna-be badass crowd.
@wrcz
@wrcz 4 жыл бұрын
@@JohnBehrens118 those were 90s. bowl cuts were the shit buddy. remember Backstreet Boys?
@noahwilson1641
@noahwilson1641 4 жыл бұрын
@@wrcz ya, he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.
@shototodoroki5275
@shototodoroki5275 3 жыл бұрын
"Talk yo shit G" 4:38😂😂😂 everytime I hear this no matter who's mouth it comes out just got say it funny
@osamabad3597
@osamabad3597 3 жыл бұрын
When he says “the fuck you took?”, he actually sounded a lot like the actual guy
@justtrolling9370
@justtrolling9370 2 жыл бұрын
My whole goal in life is to not be in a position where I have to hold another man's pocket💯💯
@jinx29211
@jinx29211 3 жыл бұрын
Feel bad for the bike stealing kid. Judging by the mother, seems like he might have not been surrounded with positivity. Hope he's doing well these days.
@Winteramen
@Winteramen 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that mother was weird
@wesleybrown6974
@wesleybrown6974 3 жыл бұрын
You don’t have to have street smarts to see where the kids issues started. That mother needs clean herself up and lead by example.
@adamrocks19
@adamrocks19 3 жыл бұрын
That and most likely doesn’t have a father in the home. Something like 90% of male inmates come from single mom homes.
@JackTheripper911
@JackTheripper911 3 жыл бұрын
@@oatmealshoes to be fair that was basically the entire 90's style for white women.
@putler965
@putler965 3 жыл бұрын
His mother is very disappointed in him. She sent him there to learn how to steal bikes better, and it was a complete waste of time.
@WordUnheard
@WordUnheard 5 жыл бұрын
Today's been a bummer. This is the pick-me-up I needed. Thank you, Allen Palin!
@CaliforniaCarpenter7
@CaliforniaCarpenter7 5 жыл бұрын
Must be something in the air, worst day I've had in quite some time.
@pabster13
@pabster13 5 жыл бұрын
@@CaliforniaCarpenter7 what happened bro?
@-PAHANA-
@-PAHANA- 5 жыл бұрын
Pablo Molina Women are whores?
@grungical
@grungical 5 жыл бұрын
Wow a youtube video made your day? What a life
@CaliforniaCarpenter7
@CaliforniaCarpenter7 5 жыл бұрын
Pablo, my motorcycle broke down. Right in front of a group of females, one of which I've been into for a while. I had to walk the bike home in 100 degree heat, only about two miles, but still a bitch. Got home and opened my email to find out that PayPal closed my account with $640 in it and rent is due. Not a fun day bro.
@Jus10Giraffney
@Jus10Giraffney 5 жыл бұрын
Allen, you have impeccable taste with comedians. It's great to see your name popping up frequently again. You're doing the lord's work
@juggerswood
@juggerswood 5 жыл бұрын
Bill and Tom are friends dickweed
@Jus10Giraffney
@Jus10Giraffney 5 жыл бұрын
@@juggerswood Tom has no real friends, he is a demented psychopath, and Bill has made that clear
@juggerswood
@juggerswood 5 жыл бұрын
@@Jus10Giraffney yeah his friend said that about him
@Jus10Giraffney
@Jus10Giraffney 5 жыл бұрын
@@juggerswood no shit, man.
@JimmyTurner
@JimmyTurner 5 жыл бұрын
Where is his name coming up at?
@pandora6296
@pandora6296 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for this compilation! This is awesome
@keldonb13
@keldonb13 5 жыл бұрын
I can't be the only one who thought that was Apollo Creed's corner man
@FredrickMJones
@FredrickMJones 4 жыл бұрын
Throw the damn towel!! LMAO!!!!
@herecomesdatrain
@herecomesdatrain 4 жыл бұрын
@@FredrickMJones I was thinking the same thing
@maxhusting7509
@maxhusting7509 4 жыл бұрын
That’s why I clicked on the video
@jackofclubs9252
@jackofclubs9252 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@SuperPeterok
@SuperPeterok 4 жыл бұрын
Duke
@MrJollotta1981
@MrJollotta1981 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t count the number of times I heard this story on Pandora, thank you for cutting this together. Priceless.
@bluestripetiger
@bluestripetiger 2 жыл бұрын
The absolute best episode of Scared Straight was the ep where the prisoner had a small comb and he gave the comb to a kid and asked the kid to comb his chest hair. When the kid refused, the prisoner went totally ballistic on this kid and the kid was intimidated by all the yelling to actually comb the prisoner's chest hair and the kid was crying as he was combing. It was a moment that was supposed to be terrifying but it unintentionally wound up being one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen. 🤣🤣😂😂
@FluffyRaT
@FluffyRaT 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks heaps for this. Heard the bit dozens of times, never seen this, so good!
@np494609
@np494609 5 жыл бұрын
Guy acting hard with a Cornell sweater on lol
@36epc
@36epc 5 жыл бұрын
The nard dog
@skimshady1522
@skimshady1522 5 жыл бұрын
36 EPC HILARIOUS!!!
@mattsmith1028
@mattsmith1028 4 жыл бұрын
I'm not from the states what's the go with Cornell
@herecomesdatrain
@herecomesdatrain 4 жыл бұрын
@@mattsmith1028 it's an ivy league school university of smart people
@dogguy8603
@dogguy8603 4 жыл бұрын
I guess he couldn't get a Harvard sweater lmao to hard for that
@aliensarereal_4556
@aliensarereal_4556 3 жыл бұрын
Tom Seguras description of this is like a master guitar solo that no one could ever replicate.
@Beelzebubba2823
@Beelzebubba2823 Жыл бұрын
Bro for real. Lmao. Like a solo better than Eruption and Cemetary Gates.
@Toppu
@Toppu 3 жыл бұрын
5:56 it's great that Ryan Gosling cleaned up his act
@vivianamuntean146
@vivianamuntean146 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahaha!
@putler965
@putler965 3 жыл бұрын
He's working on a new movie: Bikes??? The Ryan Gosling Story.
@sammyderrick8658
@sammyderrick8658 Жыл бұрын
@@putler965 and Hold My Pocket
@michaelhartman851
@michaelhartman851 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love scared straight it's the best thing to do to smart ass kids, you know these inmates are all extremely excited when they hear they're gonna send in some kids to talk too...😂
@servetheflesh1709
@servetheflesh1709 5 жыл бұрын
I LOVE that you uploaded this. Like a bouse
@rayn_0ff
@rayn_0ff 5 жыл бұрын
Like a docta
@tomking5047
@tomking5047 5 жыл бұрын
My life has been building toward this moment, thank you. BIKES!!
@rafaeltrivino1790
@rafaeltrivino1790 5 жыл бұрын
INSIDE POCKET!!!
@astarte66
@astarte66 2 жыл бұрын
I remember when this episode aired. It literally only showed Once where I lived. I think it was on MTV or ran live. It was and still is the best episode on that show. Whoever put this video together…..YOU LEGEND! THANK YOU! It makes the story Tom Segura is telling infinitely better. HOLD MY POCKET! Seeing the kid with the Alfalfa style hair bowl cut oddly parted was priceless. BIKES!
@gregatron4528
@gregatron4528 2 жыл бұрын
HBO or one of them channels because of the foul language
@sabrinamoore1218
@sabrinamoore1218 2 жыл бұрын
Hbo
@SegaGenesis92
@SegaGenesis92 Жыл бұрын
@@sabrinamoore1218 It was on mtv and unedited. I remember it was on late sunday nights at like 3 am, in early '99
@astarte66
@astarte66 Жыл бұрын
@@SegaGenesis92 you are absolutely correct.
@nachomansandyravage2346
@nachomansandyravage2346 Жыл бұрын
Relax
@simple_beys
@simple_beys 9 ай бұрын
This resin deserves an Oscar for best performance editing.
@geezjunior
@geezjunior 2 жыл бұрын
I’m actually happy rob got his life together, that pocket holding must’ve been traumatizing
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