Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 443

[@Ryansortof]

I'm 33 years old and my dad raised me and my two brothers all by himself . Easter was the shit and so was every other holiday . Did a great job given the circumstances

[@CaptainBeefheart90]

first time listening to this podcast. Think i'm going to be a regular listener, this is really good conversation to listen to.

[@Deathstalker3331]

Try it out.

[@jamesdelaney762]

Piss on me, beat me, bring your friends, try it out.

[@americanskarbie4430]

FUCK! You’re doin’ good!

[@Yeahwhateverdog]

homeless, just got out of prison, i don't care.

[@doesitreallymatter23]

Google “YMH #333 would you rather” You’re welcome. Edit: Never mind. Here ya go: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gJmVfqCchZJ-bbs

[@tanklazer98]

Ive been sweatin like a ballhog waiting for this!

[@pjr5913]

i bet your sweat smells like rancid honey

[@ahalle87]

TOM rocking that Twins hat like a champion! Love it!

[@chrishensley1785]

Just saw Tom perform in Atlanta on the 8th, it was flawless.

[@manablooded]

Aw I didn't realize bunz was coming to ATL again. I saw him there in 2017, amaze of course. Want to see Jean but she (understandably) isn't touring a huge radius. Maybe when her second born Jeanling finishes sharpening his knife and comes out.

[@matthewsommerville88]

I love these two. Christina P was so sad remembering the ways her dad dropped the ball. I can relate having grown up with a single father. Machines within.

[@xSwordLilyx]

Easter being a big disappointment for me too. No chocolate or nothing. However, my dad does amazing christmas presents, and can make an entire holiday dinner himself.

[@julianbeek]

You guys are doing good!

[@zeethefuture8262]

12:00 absolutely loved the conversation. Literally every conversation I had with my religious family.

[@WhitePowder7.62]

“Do you know what will really change your mind about religion?” *”Being a grown-up?”* WIGGED

[@WhitePowder7.62]

@Korbin Kevin shut up retard no one cares

[@Phoenix-hu8dq]

"Any photo from space." Was what got me

[@JustJesseJames]

Scatman is legit the best song in the world.

[@kickflips]

People are going to have a field day with the "right now" guy. Cant wait to hear some of the songs in the next few weeks.

[@SeanFrakes]

Thanks for another great one! Best intro song ever. You need to use the Scat Take for a few episodes. You 2 had me rolling

[@Agent_Sparkle]

You have made my afternoon at work so much better. Plus I get to listen to it with my wife again tonight! Love it!

[@MrSharkman19]

this episode is straight flames

[@manablooded]

Be more impressive out of an inverted penis hole in Thailand.

[@danielvalverde1001]

not gonna lie I laughed at that guy getting slapped at burger king at the same time as Tom an just as hard LMAO

[@johntodd4250]

Daniel Valverde I call bullshit.. fuckin liar

[@danielvalverde1001]

John Todd why would I lie about laughing at something 😂😂

[@mberezh]

haha wow you so psycho you not even trying to hide it hahaha just like Tom!

[@TheWalkingDavid]

The pomcast is best with just our main mommies. Nah wha I’m sayin?????

[@jeffbuyer5768]

100% agree

[@brandenfarbanger3935]

I like when they have guest occasionally. Especially when they do the kinda split show... 1/3 mommies 2/3 guests. Do like my main mommies duo tho

[@jeffboyd8139]

The Walking David hell yeah, I feel you, know what you mean and know what you're sayin

[@NoNonsenseInABag]

I agree. The lady last week was pretty cool though... the twins bros were annoying because too many folks were talking. Couldn't finish that one haha

[@TheWalkingDavid]

If any of you mommies like The Walking Dead, and rick grimes or impressions, you should subscribe to my channel! Help a fellow mommy out!

[@billjames7908]

"You wanna steak buddy", BEST QUOTE EVAH!

[@heydenleekley4757]

Love that he's repping MN, and it's even funnier when you know he talked about being bored by baseball on the JRE.

[@eleafy7889]

the man shows respect when necessary.

[@alexanderjeromewhite2380]

This I felt was an especially great and silly episode from these two. Love em.

[@reillyobrien4372]

Tommy should release a three hour long ASMR video of that beautiful mouth guitar.

[@audiobookemperor]

Really had a brown town kind of day. Metaphorically. I needed this. Thanks jeans.

[@ansoitgoes]

I love that Tommy buns laughs so hard at some of these people being beaten/in pain. Usually I wouldn't laugh but hearing him wheeze hysterically just cracks me up.

[@evanabbott2737]

I was laughing too! The guy in the fast food joint deserved it!

[@jz9417]

As a Catholic kid we would see the passion of the Christ at the jehovah place and it made us scared of Jesus now we do drugs

[@eleafy7889]

same

[@thofer23]

Sporting the MN Twins gear! You guys are doing good!!

[@XXusernameunknownXX]

Beeeeee Babuday Babuday Skeeeeeaaaa da da da Babuday...yeah

[@nothankyou3424]

XXusernameunknownXX nailed it! 👌

[@darfoggy1644]

XXusernameunknownXX look at you... your a horn

[@thatsclassicher1149]

OMG, is that a horn?!

[@tonycelanoart]

Hail Satin, the most comfortable of fabrics

[@reader88888888]

Precisely.

[@bryantppierce]

Satin jeanssssss

[@kentuckymn4367]

Tommy Buns and Mommy are scat masters!

[@michaelwoods9052]

Mommy!!! I've been waiting all day to try it out and be a ball hog! Was gettin worried we weren't gonna have one today!

[@fiendishshape]

Michael Woods need to listen right now right now right now right now right now

[@craigtelson2143]

i'm a jazz aficionado and i don't appreciate the way you guys make fun of skat.. just kidding jean make fun of whatever you want IT'S A COMEDY PODCAST. try it out.

[@alexderoche1861]

Pomcast

[@jacobelwood2737]

Craig Telson u wanna piss on me try it out beat me try it out man I’m looking for hardcore guys who like to fuck and fuck good

[@johntodd4250]

Katt Knapp yeaaaa sure ya do... lyin ass

[@evanabbott2737]

I need to be fucked A LOT man!

[@danieljohansen6020]

Free lease and a key

[@strongside4565]

*Laughing hysterically* "She just kicked him again" That was a day maker.

[@247Stix]

I just turned my mom onto Your Mom's House, and she loves it. She has good taste.

[@purplespacebananas]

I love my Mommies 💞

[@gorillacomedy6624]

On the subject of conjoined twins...are we asking the real questions? What about a triple pipe classic?

[@Greeezy]

Jacob Rice *INCONCEIVABLE*

[@SeaHorseGypsy]

Haha that was Teal Swan at around 54 minutes. She’s actually a pretty well known spiritual teacher. She’s pretty out there but her teachings have been very helpful to me.

[@billjames7908]

My wife and I went to Budapest for Christmas, and in the hotel we stayed at we were next to an Aldi. I left the goods in the basket, the checkout lady gave me the "remove the goods from the basket with her finger multiple times". I really had a great time with the harshness of the Hungarian populace. Thanks for the great pomcast!

[@DeLaKleve]

Tim’s muscle spasms were a premonition of his injury

[@bargleboy]

TEAL!!! Oh my god, hahaha. I officially love you guys 😂 please have Dr Drew analyze her.

[@bargleboy]

She’s just a narcissist I think, but unfortunately she kind of started a cult?... I got reeallll deep into it a while back, and check in on it’s progress from time to time, haha. It’s a weird, but strangely fascinating story.

[@lordsmokingmirror]

" You see, my ancestors couldn't play guitar and neither can I " lol

[@musicbruise]

6:30 is exactly why you mommies are my favourite couple of all time.

[@DrewKane]

Better late than never! Thanks mommies.

[@Highfalutinloyd]

Nice Twins hat, Hat Comic!

[@sissyofFreemont]

Freakin Jared Thompson, 2nd grade, told me about Santa. He was a real cool guy 😎

[@jakecole1036]

Thanks Tom, that burp did make my day.

[@Ryanjd13]

Love the twins cap! Great podcast

[@TurntBucket]

muscle spasm can be from dehydration. drinking more water, stretching it, and massaging it should get rid of it

[@DavidBaysingerr]

Fuck Yeah! i love it when Tina does the Saatva plug!

[@Alix1833]

I started laughing so hard when that guy slapped the crazy guy too

[@Sansom4]

Bought my ticket for his September show in New Orleans 🤙🏼🤙🏼

[@superkaylyn44]

Me and my little brother would always joke about how it’s zombie Jesus day and then one day he got a zombie Jesus tattooed on him!! 😂😂

[@dr.kylestatesd.c.5052]

Damn mommy got my eyes moist with the pop talk. Good man there Jean.

[@ndt-king]

That King Assripper drop was immense 😂😂

[@dirkbowman946]

High and Tight

[@ohforsuredudee]

Low and Loose doooog

[@muldog1]

Laying back looking like she getting a pelvic exam.

[@OHWISEONE1996]

dirk bowman Nice name

[@elizabethperez8108]

You guys together is the best 😂

[@donhamilton14]

I’m from Seattle and I’m so glad they brought up the whole “Warshington” Washington thing. Here it’s normally just old white folk that add the R tho

[@winsalot84]

Good white folk always adding the hard r amiright Jean?

[@tjb1085]

Mommy Tina's story of how she learned there's no Easter bunny should totally be a bit. I'm dying.

[@fmcclellanjr]

For the record... the video of the guy getting stomped out at BK is f HILARIOUS

[@notgoingdownwithoutafight1606]

Thank you so much for mocking the Lard of Lards! Grown ups dont need a savior. Good shit Mommies!

[@AlisterTate]

My ancestors didn't have jeans, so I became the jeans.

[@losangeleslakers1650]

Tate Anderson bless your unselfishness

[@Mannydamon]

I love their scatting version @ 6:20

[@SirHiggalot]

Soul Fork sounds like an awesome 70's funk band.

[@Unz360]

YOU GUYS ARE DOIN GOOD!!

[@Deadleg]

Prefer when it's just the two of them. This episode cheered my up after a shitty week in work...cheers

[@nolangilbert1011]

Christina has the perfect voice for ads 🤣🤣

[@SirGrassyNoL]

Nolan Gilbert hey nolan!

[@UntoldVendetta]

Looked up the definition of scatting it says: - To make random audible sounds because the lack of singing talent. Keep'em high and tight fellow mommies.

[@ErnestLemmingway]

audible sounds aye? that's my favorite kind.

[@Raaaa10331]

Nate Snarf 😅😅😅

[@neomcghee]

UntoldVendetta i was under the impression scat meant animal brown. Dear scat looks like coffee beans...

[@zacharyeversole]

Im the scat man! 😂😂😂🤪 I’m dying.

[@DatNygma]

Tom Segura is hands down 1 of my favorite comedians, when this nigga laughs at people getting hurt it makes me laugh as hard as he does. His reaction is fuckin hilarious

[@bobbyrock6906]

when I watch you guys I have to make sure my teen is not near by she judges me on my maturity level. she yelled at me I can hear that... hahah

[@ironknuklez]

Holy shit Tom that clip near the end was gold!

[@nicolasrainey5395]

i wish they’d sing along to the into song every time😂

[@davidjacquez2244]

I always think of scatting when Anthony Keidis does his hippie gibberish in Soul to Squeeze. 😀🤘👍

[@davidjacquez2244]

you are correct sir!

[@TheAlpineShepherdBoy]

Tom rocking the Twins hat 👌

[@HuskyLM21]

I love the long music intro!

[@loucypher907]

Tom laughing at the guy getting his ass whooped had me in tears.

[@hazbaska1]

Tom's reactions are my own lol

[@davidegan1104]

Love the episode/love the hat tommy bunns. Rep TC

[@itsmebrie7347]

31:59 artists will practice on fruit with thick skin or slabs of meat with skin from pork processing plants

[@davidwong6575]

I laughed right with you tom when that dude slapped that guy

[@Gunbudder]

You're just making me miss Spokane and all the interesting Spokies

[@TheWalkingDavid]

Scat makes my jeans low and loose...

[@reader88888888]

The Walking David My neighbors wear 'em low and loose (they're judgemental twats), but I wear 'em high & tight!👖👖👖👖👖

[@mykmcgrane]

44:30 - literally got tears going. That was another "almost crashed my car" moment. Between here, JRE sometimes, Bertcast and Skeptic Tank, man... lol, it's a risk driving sometimes.

[@ericanderson4359]

Tom Rips The Best Burps !!!

[@superkaylyn44]

Every time I have been camping I have heard some older women do this... 😂😂😂 you just need to camp like a dirty hippy 😂

[@christianenicole]

I just want to point out that I didn’t know what scat was until I started listening to this podcast (lol)

[@JRedMage]

Best Intro Yet. I am the Horn!

[@xSwordLilyx]

To be fair to rich old guy I hardly trust my bf to do my laundry and I spent a year teaching him how to use the machine and how I like my laundry washed. He just does not have an eye for stains so I try not to let him wash any because it will end up in the dryer which usually makes it a permanent stain. It can also be difficult to get him to sort the laundry so that the cold wash/ warm wash/ wool/ dark wash (which uses different detergent) and using the right wash is important for color retention and to prevent wear, and I have seen him not set one of his dirty loads to soak when it needed to to not stink. I did a refresher course on how dirty is the wash = amount of soap and that seems to have taken but I do worry, and I still tend to do the washing. A professional laundress would have to be told so much how I like my laundry done and I would also still worry so I would rather just do it myself. If you have a good machine it really can be quite easy to do. You already know what has spills and whatnot. I have sensitive skin too so if you use the wrong detergent it will take several washes before I can wear it again and I would be very upset. The one thing I can count on is my bf always is sure to use the right detergent.

[@jamesjuhasz2752]

57:08 tom makes eye contact with the camera before getting weirded out and quickly looking away ;P

[@IrishGary1]

Love when Christina cant understand the things Tom laughs at...so funny

[@Myketheman621]

21:53 can't stop listening to this laugh. want it to be my text message alert.

[@matkavelimatters4148]

Oh man, another episode where Tom gets called out for inappropriate laughing fits. So classic. Nice beatdown, btw.

[@AmyAgee]

Why do I watch each episode like 3 times? It isn't even my favorite podcast? :P

[@eleafy7889]

sounds like you have some issues to sort out.

[@AmyAgee]

Lol, I'm just listening at work... and apparently I work too much :P but I can't stop watching the part where they rip on Teal Swan lol. She was behind those Spirit Science videos people were all into a few years back.

[@dennison9839]

Easily one of the funniest episodes mommies

[@doug2133]

I'm with you Tommy Bunz. That fast food video was fucking hilarious!

[@mickeypang]

Siding with Tommy Buns around 1:16:00, hilarious!

[@sonicfarmer4962]

BEEEEEE BABOODAY BABOODAY

[@manablooded]

BEEP. BEEP. BEEEEEEEP BRAADEEBOOP. All mommies are scat masters.

[@bryantppierce]

How often does this podcast come out? I’m a new “fan”.

[@heijahup]

Bunz, rooting for the Minneapolis-St. Paul, bat's mit's club!

[@MeTriviSlipKlokDriva]

And the Grammy goes to... Scooby dooby doo!!!

[@AD-Dom]

I keep watching while shitting. Best poops ever.

[@BassBully]

AY YOUNGN

[@SirGrassyNoL]

BassBully Productions heyyy hitler

[@kylehoffman7798]

Women do take poo poo's. I don't mind j just be equal we will figure it out

[@JustJesseJames]

Love you mommies