Bein’ Ian With Jordan Episode 050: Funny Guys Get A Kiss W/ Tom Segura

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Chapters:
0:00 - Intro
0:42 - Blowing Of The Shofar
2:20 - Funny Guys Get A Kiss
9:50 - Interviewing An Ex
15:12 - The Pact
21:39 - Dating Comics
32:00 - I Would Love , Love.
35:13 - Have A Kid For The Bit Pt. 1
37:40 - Ads
44:09 - Have A Kid For The Bit Pt. 2
47:03 - Only Child
49:11 - Tased By Segura
52:11 - Siblings
55:34 - Home Wrecking Your Own Home
59:06 - Top P-Hub Searches
1:06:39 - Tickled
1:14:19 - The Procedure
1:24:15 - Plugs
1:25:21 - Outro
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[@BeinIanPod]

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[@sithcannibal5309]

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[@sithcannibal5309]

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[@professionaltobogganist8448]

shoulda called this episode a dilf and a milf and tom, funny guys get a kiss is killer. pretty sure he was talking about jason mamoa with the tickling friend.

[@KurtisKushin]

Okay 👍 yyyyiuyiyuuuiiuuuyyuiyuiuiyyiiuui

[@rdeezy9696]

Gxhgde😂4

[@josef2012]

Tom gracing the Poors with his presence .

[@HighMarshalBiggusDickus]

He found a way to turn this appearance into a tax write off, don’t lie to yourself

[@evandercaldwell9993]

The homeless gracing the poor with a comment!! 😉

[@jasbob]

Such a great guy huh

[@commanderjonson2610]

@@evandercaldwell9993mommy simp 😅

[@BPH55]

He finally found the east coast chaotic equivalent of Brent Chrysler.

[@jennhansonxlove]

Tom observing unhinged people is one of my favorite pastimes 😁

[@brentoncarter4275]

Literally retelling other people's stories is like two of Tom's "comedy" specials

[@KRSapphire]

​@brentoncarter4275 ahh yes him meeting Brad pit and his kids is someone else's story 💀 don't get YT comments who think their some sort of comedy journalist 🙈

[@mballou83]

His facial expressions are the best 😂

[@MIKENIKEDOG]

​@brentoncarter4275 I think you were watching something else buddy lol

[@brentoncarter4275]

@@MIKENIKEDOG show me where I referred to any of the content of the video dum dum lol

[@robjones716]

I like this podcast because they don’t constantly talk about the state of comedy and how hard it used to be

[@cady__]

💯

[@0to60in1day]

You nailed it. I love Are You Garbage? for the same reason.

[@SPRfresh]

Every time I hear a comedian complain on a podcast about how hard it is to fly first class, I imagine Ian or Jordan manically breaking in to the room and tasing them.

[@nickpanacci3055]

I wish Tommy was on the East Coast so he could work with more comedians that are actually funny

[@CrimsonTusk]

Comedians tend to wax lyrical about "The art of comedy" and/or just talking about sex and dating. From the outside looking in, it looks like they're fairly insular folks - see how many times they say Iterations of "me, my mine, I'm, I" etc. Brent takes the record, but he's something of a special case...

[@Sun_Cat_Pop]

A zillion comedy pods but Ian's dancing intro became and remains my absolute favorite

[@Usuxaluc]

facts this is the one comedy podcast i can still stand idkwhy but chemistry is real chemistry is real

[@drunkwizard]

I have to agree. As someone with a comedy podcast addiction, this intro stands out above the rest. Love the guitar and little diddy to start the show. Ian's dancing adds to the vibe as well.

[@MattHumphrey2408]

Same

[@commanderjonson2610]

Song was written by some homo from the lumineers… perfect for ians podcast.

[@Clambeer]

And it’s the Lumineers…like cmon 🐐

[@benjaminsagmoe6939]

Jordon is gonna be on ymh soon... she hit all of Tom's psycho cylinders

[@mysharona9097]

I get the vibe that Tom is attracted to her so I doubt it 😅

[@jkroemer2685]

@@mysharona9097can’t blame him

[@marcelwaddell6290]

Tom can just choke the life within an inch of Darkness

[@BWoodDFW]

Cutting to a close up of Toms face when they’re arguing 😂😂😂

[@BeinIanPod]

😂😂😂 it’s so good, young ethan producer is a gawd!

[@User77288]

1:03:45 Jordan picking up that anime is an anagram for Maine lowkey the most psychotic moment of the pod

[@kaylamontgomery4091]

I have become increasingly convinced that Jordan is on the spectrum. Mean that in the best way possible.

[@User77288]

@@kaylamontgomery4091 she recognized it instantly then want into a rant about incest. She’s on something. I also mean this in the best way possible

[@MikeyMooks]

I’m glad someone mentioned this hahaha i love jordan

[@fisty539]

@@User77288 honestly mate that's just mania and/or light autism

[@Comedy-nh3ti]

Are you all that uneducated that you think picking up on an anagram puts you on the spectrum? Or is an odd thing XD the fuck

[@matthewdawson9131]

Tom didn’t even hesitate ⚡️ Like he had been waiting his whole life to stun someone

[@michael3448]

lmao

[@joelglanton6531]

I would bet money that he's done it before. His podcasts reveal the sadistic depravity of his mind.

[@dirtyp.132]

This was great because Jordan was able to talk more without getting cut off or shouted over. She’s hilarious.

[@Dabble-tonic]

The line ian had about Trans sex is a guilty pleasure like listening to Miley Cyrus had me dying 😂

[@BeinIanPod]

😎

[@VS666]

I read this comment exactly as they brought it up I'm dying 😂😂😅😅

[@idellekell]

Can't beat chicks with dicks! Best of both worlds 😅

[@samir6047]

Makes sense really, she does have a song called "the best of both worlds" 🤣🤣

[@JKolarJ]

This is one of Tom's best appearances of his whole press tour so far. It feels less like a podcast set up to advertise and more like just hanging out.

[@JohnSmith-is8nq]

Ian has treat-addicted-small-dog energy.

[@hithere4719]

A miniature schnauzer that mistook the peanut butter trick for the unconditional love owed to all dogs.

[@evandercaldwell9993]

Never thought about it this way, but yes it's actually true, hahahaha!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@michaelmarshall8041]

​@@hithere4719that's dark bro 😂

[@tommydizzay1648]

This is something Theo would say 😂

[@jonnygranville281]

🤣🤣👍

[@giggy3191]

Tom unwittingly becoming a therapist right in front of our eyes. 🤣

[@Br_ittany1119]

Right. I was thinking the same thing!

[@James-PHX]

He does this with Bert every week on 2B1C lol

[@jamiel8288]

​@@James-PHXgod bless you for sitting through a Bert-contaminated weekly pod

[@brentoncarter4275]

@@James-PHX cuz Bert is a total moron

[@treverfarted]

Ian’s comedy connections run deep, I’ve seen him photographed with almost every comic alive but I am shocked to see Tom on the couch 😂

[@rosssmith8521]

Damn, are you Jordan's ex? Kinda negative.

[@RobthebOSS97]

How did they miss a "best of both worlds" song reference lol

[@AdamThoba2]

did trever eat mcdonnis bec he farted? i canna buy you mcdonnis

[@leeboy20]

​@rosssmith8521 honestly I get what he means. Ian seems to be so known and loved by every comic . This shows pretty new and Tom chose to promote here so that kinda says something.

[@brentoncarter4275]

@@leeboy20 tom is an unfunny cash whore. not really surprising. he's trying to manufacture an image that he's funny.

[@DeeloGoodquest]

I absolutely LOVE Jordan's blatant honesty throughout this episode.

[@leslielearnorth]

That’s what I’m here for . She’s a rare truth gem

[@AlSpaghettti]

Hearing Tom lean in and go "You hooked up with your step brother?!?!" lmao

[@cady__]

Jordan’s life is the backbone of YMH, she could be one of their Tik Tokers in a heartbeat 🤣

[@gfmfresco]

Nadav sweating seeing Tim with a taser.

[@georgeprendergast8305]

😂😂😂😂

[@Mason_____]

"Native wouldnt it be funny if I disabled you with an unregulated Taser?"

[@Asthmaticape]

I'd be more afraid of Mommy Tina

[@garrettthurman6771]

Tom pulling stuff up on his phone cause he can't yell at the producer is priceless

[@ThatOneDudeNick]

I clicked this because I saw Tom's name, but wasn't familiar with Ian or Jordan. Getting this crash course on their quirks and personalities is a wild ride.

[@9xqspx6]

Oh Dude, I clicked because of Ian and Jordan! This is quickly becoming one of my favorite podcasts.

[@bossaudio12]

I do respect Tom for doing smaller comedy podcasts.

[@brentoncarter4275]

he doesn't do any big comedy podcasts

[@9988coneil]

Real ass dude

[@Psycho_Spock]

Ian and Jordan have slowly snail trailed their way into my top 5 podcasts.

[@BeinIanPod]

😎😎😎🐌

[@scruggscorp]

Tom has like a cool older brother dynamic with these two, loved them together. Boy... Bobby Lee, Mark Normand and now Tom Segura... it's rare for any podcast to have this many back to back bangers!!

[@dannotwalruslarkin9324]

Lmfao you can tell Tom was thrown off by Jordan at times and really wanted to dive deeper in to her thoughts. 😂😂

[@ricopaulson1]

Tom's face at 17:25 is most of us during 90% if these podcasts.

[@kay5910]

No 32:21 😂

[@motorhead412]

Jordan & Ian will be psychotically in love a year from now

[@geffcassuto]

you mean now

[@tacticalturtleneck]

I hope not, I like this podcast.

[@weedtaco1443]

Nah she doesn’t have a penis

[@alienbebop]

this is the most therapeutic podcast I've ever seen, the issues that are casually discussed make me feel a lot better about the things I've ad a hard time talking about and that I can discuss them and its ok. also funny as fuck! shout out therapist tom!

[@_Gabbby]

Thank you Ian, Jordan, and crew for the laughs while I pretend to actually work while working from home. You guys rock

[@Krow943]

Same! what is your "work" from home job?

[@DarkUnkn0wn]

Hi, this is your boss. You're fired

[@davidk.8434]

I did it, an in-person job is better. Your skills atrophy when not pushed

[@Krow943]

@@davidk.8434 yeah I work from home selling insurance and I’m definitely not as motivated as I would be if I was surrounded by peers and management

[@christianmom420]

Looking forward to seeing Segura on The Adam Friedland Show.

[@ericpettyfishing]

I think Nick would really not like Tom lol

[@seedofbayne.]

​@@ericpettyfishing i think tom is who nick is emulating.

[@Thater821]

the adam friedland show podcast may be able to book him, while the adam friedland show, the center left talk show, may not be Tom’s jam

[@gorknmork6997]

I think Nick is afraid of being Tom

[@brentoncarter4275]

@@seedofbayne. lol you're stupid then. nick actually has material. tom just repeats whatever he watched on tv last.

[@GlassDanimals]

Jordan is absolutely insane and I love her. Also I love how willing Todd was to taser somebody

[@monk2231]

So Happy for this pod, I started watching a few weeks back after seeing Ian on scissor bros, and Jordan on TYSO and it's quickly become one of my favorites

[@evandercaldwell9993]

Yes, I started watching Ian's pod because of his great set at the Stand Up On The Spot!!! 😂 And I never stopped!! 🙂 I love Ian and I love Jordan, they just have amazing chemistry and they're just the kind of people I like!! 😇🤗

[@B-RaDD]

Tom is seriously hitting EVERY podcast

[@offensivebias1898]

He has to promote his special on Netflix.

[@offensivebias1898]

@@benjaminubben4436 The Nick Mullen Show

[@omgtheykilledkenny47]

@@benjaminubben4436I doubt it, but there’s always a chance! ❤

[@lazylion420]

doubtful. Todd is a straight man so I don't see what they would talk to him about

[@murrijuana2842]

Yeah, in case you haven't noticed, he has a special coming out on Netflix.

[@ichi_go]

Tommy is really making the rounds. Can't wait to see Ian on the Austin pods🙏🏻🤙🏻

[@snod1291]

I love Tom, Ian and Jordan, but Sledgehammer must be doing Indiana Jones 5 numbers if he's doing promotion on pods this small lol free subscription to Netflix with a with a purchase of $35 at Applebee's next?

[@owenjohnson7447]

Says 4.5 million in 1 week on Netflix website? Seems like it’s doing huge numbies

[@ichi_go]

@@snod1291 I think it's the opposite bro. He's going everywhere to get numbers...and it's working. The special is killing it.

[@bronson7477]

Holy shit I’m so happy for Ian and Jordan! When I started this ride 50 episodes ago I honestly never thought you’d get such a big draw like Tommy boy. I hope this bring you all the fans you deserve our sweet spastic little Ian and Jordan

[@snesleywipessqueegeeservices]

Jordan's instant observation 'anime is Maine rearranged' is *special*

[@grandmodesty]

You guys have been killing it with guests / guesting on other pods. Love to see the chaos spread!

[@jakemedeiros3929]

As an American traditional tattoo guy like Ian, there is a small part of me that is jealous that his are much more put together than mine lol

[@murrijuana2842]

Just buy a tattoo set and some numbing cream, close your eyes and go to town. It seems pretty simple...

[@melissaeager3410]

Tom needs them on ymh! The dynamic of them with the ymh crew would be to die for!!

[@pollya.berwick5047]

I laughed out loud too many times while at the grocery store listening to this. 🤣so funny

[@michaelmarshall8041]

This pod is def appreciated while ignoring humanity in a store

[@ramapochief]

Oh good I'm not the only one who laughs in public with earbuds in 😅

[@FunkMasterTex]

Dang! Y'all getting some great guests. Tommy buns is an all-time favorite. Keep up the good work!

[@braydenpresley1437]

Real comedians doing a real podcast. Love these genuine random fun conversations.

[@johnflaherty810]

The 57-58 minute mark, Tom is right at home with Bert squeaks from Jordan. Classic stuff.

[@andrewfoster5122]

This episode is the most I’ve ever liked Segura, you guys bring it out of every guest

[@michael3448]

Tom's such a great guest. He just molds to the style of whatever podcast he's on. Doesn't just tell bits from his special, or the same stories, on every podcast when they go on these promotional runs.

[@spoonfed8750]

Tom talking about ennys tickling fetish is awesome

[@murkwell17]

Been loving that along with national media tom is also hitting a bunch of smaller cult following podcasts

[@Wanderer012]

We need more shots of Tom watching these clowns arguing 😅

[@scottoneil8618]

Watching Ian fall apart when Jordan says she wants a kid because it'd be funny... perfect. Jordan, you are golden.

[@jennocyde138]

This episode was fucking great! Segura has been making the pod rounds and, imo, this was his best appearance that I've seen; it's because Ian and Jordan are a great podcasting duo that really bring out the best in their guests. 👏👏👏👏

[@BeinIanPod]

Hey thank you that means a lot!

[@keltone]

I want to have a kid because I think it would be...funny. I love Jordan's distance from real feelings.

[@ericpettyfishing]

You guys have really been bringing the great content. Have watched since the first episode, and just wanted to say how much I laugh and enjoy this cast. I appreciate you guys thanks for the good times.

[@Zlittle42]

Jordan is one of the funniest people around this was great. Jordan you should do Matt&Shanes secret podcast

[@bluedog9900]

please

[@Jo-sv6uw]

Jordan quietly saying "It's like a tig welder?" about the cauterizing during a vasectomy procedure... HAHAHAHAHAH you're the best! I love being part of the weird-straight-but-seems-gay lady club with you- Drive a Harley, but loves a bearded man who doesn't kinda vibe🤣 #foundmypeople

[@karanowlin7926]

I can tell by Ian's wisdom, intelligence, humour and points of view, that he's been through so much shit in his life. The humbleness and honesty is amazingly beautiful. ❤

[@optoutist]

I LOVE (no sarcasm) that it doesn't matter which guest it is, they just break up Ian and Jordan's fights or join them in their inside jokes, and it's so so fun & wholesome!

[@BeinIanPod]

Hey thank you!

[@ShugPhD]

Great ep. I almost called it a classic ep but the kids were way to well behaved with a grownup in the room 😂

[@jesseseguine9784]

This podcast makes me really wanna get out of my house finally and make some friends yall are awesome. Thanks for the smiles guys I needed em

[@peachmelba1000]

I am needing to do the damn same. Being a lone wolf sucks longterm. Was fun for a while.

[@jesseseguine9784]

@peachmelba1000 yeah I enjoyed it got my shit together and just need to finish the last piece of moving on

[@peachmelba1000]

@@jesseseguine9784 Agreed. Good luck. If or when your brain says to just lay on the couch, go out and take a chance.

[@gpeterson2900]

no WAY! Love you guys, you deserve it!

[@MomsRubarbPie]

Shout out to Ethan for the cool story he's got now

[@mattralphwright]

17:21 - should I leave (Tom) 😂😂😂

[@justinsane3729]

I love Ian and Jordan’s relationship so much. It reminds me of me and my sisters relationship

[@killdianette]

"Anime, its Maine rearranged " Jordan put out that piece of genious and nobody noticed it 😅

[@JoshuaHernandezZC]

This is my new favorite podcast. Right next to YMH. You’re both rad.

[@Mr.Los305]

1,000 views under one second. Your doing it ian! & jordan

[@dreamjackson5483]

How do you break horses? Tom: you just kick the shit out of it 😂

[@abbeyswinburne7416]

I come back to this episode every couple of months 😂❤ I also love how Tom is GENUINELY enjoying himself here, probably the most I’ve seen him laugh as a guest on a pod ❤

[@holoXheart]

I effin love you guys lol also totally digging the artwork ! Roger rabbit/ Beavis & Butthead/ Wayne's World/ Itchy & Scratchy!!! Sooo awesome!🤘👽🤘

[@BeinIanPod]

Ayyy thank you!

[@johnblough7989]

Put these two on YMH! They'll love all the cool guys and Tina's toks.

[@TheSaltyBud]

Ian is a cool guy

[@Ramboskates85]

🎸🎸🎸🎸🎉🎉🎉😎😎😎

[@dilloneliassen9622]

Jordan KILLED at her Gas Digital 30 Minutes With taping Monday!

[@MrJol420]

Damn. I figured it would be on GaS. Where did u see it ? I wonder if they'll put them out on GaS b4 youtube.

[@Okillydokilly69]

@@MrJol420dude gas kinda sucks . I just started paying for it and I kinda regret it

[@dilloneliassen9622]

@@MrJol420 I was at the taping at the Cutting Room. Kurt Metzger did his 30 after Jordan.

[@MrJol420]

@@dilloneliassen9622 ah sick. Thats dope you got to see it live.

[@Bhans920]

@@Okillydokilly69yeah only good thing is the live and sometimes seeing crazy shit

[@mandolorian162]

My parents named their cat Ian (after the hurricane Ian last year he kinda just showed up) so everytime I go over there and I see him I def sing the intro to him

[@undeniablyfunk5497]

Feed that boi a Winston-Salem and make the cycle complete

[@Bittersuite_]

Hell yeah 🎉

[@truebabyben]

Tom was awesome on are you garbage sunday, Real A$$ Podcast with tim dillon monday and hes killin it with bein ian today!! Lovin the rounds! Love you ian and jordan!! Love you people who see this!!!

[@undertheumbels]

Completely insane, one of my favorite pod episodes ever. The tickle doc explanation is GOLD.

[@jontraynor5161]

Finally! I don't have to choose which pod to listen to first. The best of both worlds collide 🙂

[@TheBlackMambaa248]

17:25 this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

[@Eeshiee]

Subscribed last week and binged listened to this pod and y’all are fucking hilarious. The intro is a banger and love that it’s by the lead from the Lumineers. Immaculate vibes.

[@automaticwriting4220]

These three have such a good chemistry. I’d love to see more Tommy, Ian and Jordan stuff

[@candygrl376]

Jordan just needs to start her own podcast at this point

[@isaabdul4987]

You know why I like Jordan she's got finesse. she's coming coming out of these quick joke/tag exchanges with the best joke. I really want to see her stand up now

[@5Now_Baby]

You misspelled Fidance 😉

[@johoonk87]

Tom thrives in this chaos of a podcast

[@shawnyglass12]

cool guy on the funniest pod ever! Nice

[@BeinIanPod]

Hey hey thank ya thank ya!

[@billyghostal]

I and J being on their best behavior lol.

[@que_sera_sarah_85]

That sibling thing is so spot on! I'm the youngest of 5 and I will flip a table if you touch my things 😂.

[@cjmitch91]

Tom making some rounds! Hell yeah this is gonna be a good one

[@Thojo-qt7iu]

T-Bunz better buckle up for this wild ride

[@Doomsense]

One of the best comedy podcasts out right now! Keep it coming Ian and Jordan!

[@mml7098]

Ian, I’m also an only child and you hit the nail on the head! No one EVER gets that !!!❤❤❤❤❤

[@thatonemexicanrodriguez9558]

Something tells me old Tommy boy was intrigued with the chaos that is Bein’ Ian with kicked in the head Jordan.

[@fernandocarvallo9135]

Jordan would be great on YMH

[@cornjobb]

ian and jordan, the "ma and pa kettle" of the 21st century

[@BeinIanPod]

Oh my good god I’ve never felt more seen 😂😂😂

[@cornjobb]

@@BeinIanPod lol....and i in no way meant that as anything but a compliment.

[@infacide64]

Just got here. First 2 pay episodes are normand and segura. You all are amazing at the pod. Thanks guys

[@ZenoSama_]

Tom rarely does other peoples pods. This is gigantic.

[@mandolorian162]

He's done literally them all on this press run, mssp, RAP, etc

[@ChiggidyChuck]

He was great on RAP with Tim Dillon but this one is the best so far. You can tell he really likes talking to these 2.

[@bird5887]

Why do I enjoy their trauma so much more than anyone else. Its messed up 🎉

[@Godeias]

I saw a 12 minute clip of this episode and because of Jordan, I have a new pod to listen to at work.

[@RSJ-fr1mk]

Tom handled Jordan's Bart-like interruptions with grace.

[@morganst.pierre]

Crazy 3 episode swing, have Gillis on next and that’d be the complete medaling podcast podium, kudos, subscribed!

[@tech_nog4520]

Gillis just filmed his next special, so I’d expect it closer to when he drops the spesh

[@Clitjohnson]

I don't know how or why but Tom works as fucking Vyvanse for these two squirrelly fuckers and it's amazing. (Love when they're squirrelly too, just interesting)

[@Tas-tiger]

Im so happy i found this Pod! Thanks guys for making me laugh. All the way from the land down under.❤

[@Usuxaluc]

this is the one comedy podcast i can still stand idkwhy but chemistry is real chemistry is real

[@sunny6313]

This was so good I love Jordan and Toms dynamic I wanna see her on YMH!!!!!