Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 464 w/ Brendan Schaub

This week, Brendan Schaub (TFATK, Showtime, Bravo) joins Tom Segura and Christina P. for episode 464 of Your Mom’s House Podcast. Before Brendan joins, the mommies cover some very important topics. For example, is getting your scrum licked something that affects your sexual preference? What if there’s fingers? We read an email from a female fan who’s never seen her husband’s brown hole which is something that requires some immediate advice from Christina.
We revisit the Forest versus Jenny argument as well as Tom’s new favorite show. Tom learns something interesting in that show, which might reveal if Tom is a true psycho. Why is his resting heart beat so low? Is that normal? They also get into Paleo browns from their new diet, respond to those that didn’t like their take on Louis CK and reveal they got an EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW with someone who was at the show! We air a new prank call from Fart Simpson with Top God, Tom discusses one of his favorite things he’s seen in a while at a McDonalds.
THEN, Brendan arrives! Tom immediately throws Christina under the buss for making fun of using “Tiger” for a name, which happens to be the name of Brendan’s son. The mommies run Brendan through all the new psychos, some Horrible or Hilarious videos, talk about Brendan working like a mad man, his new Bravo show, and what other shows the mommies love. Pull your jeans high and tight, this is an amazing episode!
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[@chrisnelson71]

Tom: The cockroaches of Europe Schaub: Oh that’s aggressive Tom: It’s a joke Schaub: Oh that’s hilarious

[@willwarick7758]

Power play: bring on C.K.

[@raymondguzman5083]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@rokeeffe91]

Ah nah... I never thought he was that funny man. He would just say awkward/uncomfortable thoughts he had and then glorify his being a single parent and people think he's "genius"... :/ Look up he pedophile monologue on SNL... Is that suppose to be funny? I didn't think it was..

[@auraglasswerks4900]

Bigger power play: bring on CK and jack off in front of him😂😂😂

[@auraglasswerks4900]

beck I agree he's a fucking idiot

[@HoodLumBlock]

Just Do It.......😉

[@highjaws]

Can we talk about how funny the first three seconds of this are? Tom hit us with that Spooky Turn

[@DUDERZ_]

high jaws play it at .25 speed😂

[@chillbrojazzkins9999]

@@DUDERZ_ You're a genius

[@andrerathje]

bBahahaha I just did that and now I've died an gone to hell! Amazing and so funny!

[@craigtelson2143]

utterly hilarious for those first three seconds. you know comedy when you see it, huh?

[@highjaws]

Craig Telson woah woah, guy relax.

[@mattklein7658]

Looks like we got some big brown in our jeans

[@vance9090]

Matt Klein 😂😂😂

[@drduke10978]

Damn, that legit adds a new layer to the in-jokes, nice.

[@andosan2712]

How did they not make that joke on the show?!

[@user-ie6qh6jc6s]

Please More Advertising....You guys aren't Funny anymore...Riding Rogan nonsense

[@user-ie6qh6jc6s]

Rogan Bullshit

[@joephalan7512]

Tom's dramatic turn to the camera for the ad read was ELECTRIC.

[@noblevictory2200]

😂 OMG "You feel sad when you see it" I'm freaking dying.

[@ocskope]

Schaub threatening to bring his son over to bully their kids after Christina made fun of the name is an underrated moment.

[@stonephilips9361]

His son is Gay

[@nicholasmaher843]

I bet Tom would laugh hysterically if Brendan was crushed by a car.

[@Godhatesfatpeople]

It's like you're trying to give me an erection

[@mvdaking]

It’d be a big drrraaawwwlllll

[@caleighhraee]

Nicholas Maher I just laughed SO hard at this comment I almost made a double pipe classic

[@nicholasmaher843]

I grin from ear to ear just thinking about it.

[@dannykingston6495]

I know I would

[@user-go9wf8jv8l]

This was peak schaub imo. Still pretty humble/grounded from his fighting career which went well with his humour Come back to us schauuuub you were so funny cos you were this humble nice ufc heavyweight who also had a sense of humour

[@revfunk8823]

He was never funny 🤡 dicey dicey 🤮

[@shitisbigtime]

@@revfunk8823right lmao dude has always been wack as hell

[@sw00n85]

Brendan "never gonna be a guest on tigerbelly" Schaub

[@jasonsmith9959]

That's cause Bobbys gf wants to try out Big Browns hog

[@Greeezy]

To be fair, who doesn't wanna try that hog out?

[@stephen8612]

@Decriminalize Darwinism You're so defeatist.

[@alyxskyler]

Why doesn’t he want to be a guest?

[@sw00n85]

Brendan did a fight companion with Bobby Lee, kalyla and callen. Brendan and kalyla had good chemistry, ever since then Bobby Lee has been jokingly worried that she would run off with Brendan. She would never but that's the joke

[@nardbagman28]

Brandon is much more likeable on here than he is on his own podcast

[@KnowinSelf]

Schaub literally has no self awareness

[@rawleyfear5749]

Callen, D'elia, Theo, and Brendan all act like 12 year olds when on their own (a different kind of humor that I still laugh at). They behave differently when with Rogan, Tom, and others.

[@toastedjoe1013]

He just needs to stop saying "bro" every 5 seconds.

[@unclejunobodylikesju422]

Relative Gains fact he tried to hard or doesn’t wanna be there on his pod cast 50 % either one or the other

[@jurj97]

@@toastedjoe1013 bro wtf you mean bro

[@DougJK]

As someone who played football most of my life; I honestly wouldn’t want my kid to play football. I had 2 major concussions and now I have minor brain damage and many mental issues from it.

[@THamm-xt8jm]

Unless my kid would get a scholarship to a college for playing football, He ain’t playin. the risk isn’t worth the reward

[@leonshermer2417]

1:01:31 Brenda Schwab

[@i_amChrisJxmes]

Lmao they wait an hour to get him in?

[@MrMunksr]

@@i_amChrisJxmes the real mvp

[@KnowinSelf]

Chris James putting him on was just an apology for dissing his child’s name a week befor

[@randomrandy4022]

Thanks i wanted to skip that part

[@thtswhtshesai6d9]

people can hate on Schaub all they want but he has some pretty damn good chemistry with Tom, Joe, Callen, Theo and Callen.

[@poplarbar5059]

Bruh callen lowkey is sick of this big brown turd lol

[@fograw5]

and callen

[@despizedicon]

He can't pronounce words right to save his life. How good is his act ? Ever see anything great from him?

[@matthewpaquet1163]

You forgot mention callen

[@thedude8254]

Who’s Bryan Callen?

[@SirPsychoSexyOU812]

Jackmeoffville FL should definitely be Jackscrumville.

[@chrispetela8644]

Jacob yes that’s way better

[@cemtopbasi4161]

It was Ronda who pinned the legs down

[@jinglejangle9768]

This is a weird episode.... what mommies out there are getting offended??? Why are the main mommies having to explain shit? 4 Stroke gang don't play that shit!

[@user-ui9jt3op1u]

People on Reddit were bitching

[@jinglejangle9768]

Reddit needs to address the real issues... like Bert being a racist!

[@jasonsmith9959]

Honestly they claimed Louie forced girls to watch him stroke. He didn't force anything, one of the women said they "regretted" it later. Different then force

[@stuarthall6632]

Sounds like some mommies got neuropathy problems.

[@adamperez3593]

@@user-ui9jt3op1u why? Don't get on that shiiii

[@badm0t0rf1nger]

Brendan "I actually *need* that purple Porsche to make all 27 of my jobs on time" Schaub

[@henrycox1389]

R O Y A L S R O Y C E

[@craigtelson2143]

yeah la traffic just parts like the red sea when your in a porsche. yuck yuck.

[@davidtidwell6688]

that snap around at the 1 second mark made feel like he was giving me a breaking news report

[@guerillagames9871]

"Try It Out" - Former President of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama II

[@AmargaVida]

I just came back to this and just realized that it's Nadav that's asking "the Louis CK spectator" questions

[@stephenanthony5581]

Tom is so hydrated that he's been mistaken for the Abyss

[@GrahamHettinger]

I'm going to start using the phrase "that really tickles my taint" every chance I get.

[@reneochoa7492]

Fucc. You guys are doing good

[@SEEYAIAYE]

Is this Charlie?

[@erikbeltran5170]

Moo soup.

[@phillipscalisi107]

This guy reminds me of a Mechanic at Nordstrom Rack, Gang

[@fairday2570]

Like a french paul bunion gang

[@bunnyblurrz]

About the donation thing, I think Louis was very vocal about supporting the Fistula Foundation and other charities waaaay before the scandal. He even gave it a shoutout when he hosted SNL and during one of his appearance in Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. He also donated most of his proceeds from a standup event to a charity supporting the victims of the Orlando Mass Shooting.

[@adamnoturfuknbusiness2367]

they keep saying BUT HE DIDNT DO THIS SPECIFIC THING HE SHOULD DO but like holy shit, its so endlessly arbitrary its like shut uuuuuuuup

[@adamnoturfuknbusiness2367]

i assume tom lets recently pregnant and hormonal christine go off on this subject because tom is like, 18th place best comic alive and sees 1st as competition

[@notme6793]

🐝 STING in da HOUSEEEE...

[@justinthomas2334]

GET IN THEEEEERE

[@TheLonleyStoners]

Ganggangggg

[@akathehnic]

@@mentaldisabilities1882 Bart happy you are still around im gunna miss you just like ralphie

[@mentaldisabilities1882]

akathehnic Don’t worry I’m in really good shape and I definitely don’t have a drinking problem. The only thing I have to worry about is those damn yellows in their kamikaze planes. Because I’m the most racist comedian alive. I ate Ralphie by the way 😉

[@johnnie543]

It's the Fred Flintstone t-shirt himself Brendan Schaub! (I hear his shirt came with school supplies.)

[@EDMTMLFilms]

I couldn't finish watching on twitch cuz I was cooking moose soup! But I'm "home here now" with my jeans high and tight just glassing at this new episode!!!

[@manuelcastaneda1383]

Christina kept telling Brendan “You’re huge!”

[@AZCaveMan480]

The French Paul Bunyon!! The man stung by a thousand bees!

[@VikingMuayThai]

Just glassin 👖

[@JLBHabs]

Just a fun fact, Im from the Cayman Islands and we actually do not have any McDonalds here but it is because we have a local burger shop called Macdonalds and they actually won a lawsuit preventing McDonalds from opening up here I believe... so yea sucks for us lol

[@ryanruble4863]

JLBHabs nah, McDonald’s is poison, count your lucky stars that shit never made it to your home.

[@johnnie543]

So much for sleeping... Just got served a steaming bowl of moose soup courtesy of the Mommies and Brenda Schoob!!

[@evildrmainstream...6767]

You mean brenda Shkwuuuab

[@XSollyBraffaX]

johnson543 get that soup hitta

[@stormcorrosion176]

True true

[@PLsexpicklePL]

Just not a drawl

[@johnnie543]

@@evildrmainstream...6767 Her too!

[@nickchavez555]

1:18:57 "believes in the lord or no?" 😂

[@LeroyFurious]

47:40 Tommy got me hahaha

[@BrandonBuckingham]

whats the first song tom plays? at 1:00

[@notme6793]

👰: It is like upside down 🎅: like stranger things..

[@PLsexpicklePL]

bruh _ Makes all the sense in the world while stoned mommy.

[@cbellify9628]

💩: 👰: It is like upside down 🎅: like stranger things..

[@rake4290]

Upside brown?

[@C_R_Z]

We get it. U have a network deal now so u have to conform and act like u actually care about what Louie did. Give me a break.

[@elijahwheat6193]

The quick turn 😂😂 0:00 Also low and fit jeans for me.

[@alexmartens]

2:04:06 props to schaub for the bitsy love

[@mickeypang]

Since when did main mommies become PR champs?

[@cia1377]

"lets talk about our dumps." god dammit i love this podcast. keep'em high & tight mommies

[@AnthonyNoriegaTheFirst]

"You feel sad when you see it..." - im dying right now.

[@fauxbravo]

"I'm lovin' it." *looks directly at camera and smiles* I lost my shit there.

[@weightingramsss]

had to put on my jeans for this episode

[@GrindBass86]

Eu-Jeans, Oregon should be a pretty obvious one too

[@Biggie3608]

01:02:00 is when Jean's makes fun of Brenda Schwaub's son's name lmao

[@alexvoskanian3265]

The cutest part of this podcast was when Brandon picked up the puppy

[@davidmoore664]

"I need it Christine!"

[@lewis6590]

Regarding the McDonalds countries: I live in Korea and we have spicy chicken sandwiches and delivery. Unfortunately they recently discontinued the wings which were heckin great.

[@lewis6590]

Also a shrimp and beef burger, but it sucks dick.

[@websnuff]

@@lewis6590 I'm not one to shit talk what people eat yaknow to each his own but fuckin shrimp and beef tho...thats just plain retarded

[@WetYoga_]

Tom's laugh over the serial killer explanation while staring at Christina was some straight up horror movie shit.

[@gabeperea2414]

That prank call killed me! 😂😂😂

[@itsmestuadams5150]

There is no better place than Your Moms House. Best podcast out there.

[@humanindica962]

Stuart Adams not even close to being the best..

[@itsmestuadams5150]

Humanindica in your opinion. This is my opinion.

[@SpoopyDedBoi]

It's actually spelled pomcast

[@itsmestuadams5150]

@@SpoopyDedBoi of course it is. How could I get it so wrong?!

[@scottrobar6750]

wait till you watch season 2 of Ozark, it is so good.

[@LRBeforeTheInternet]

+scott robar It's pretty good, but i'm getting tired of every scene being shot through a blue filter.

[@jakepineo6563]

"Cloudier brine" got a visceral reaction from me

[@FellowGnome01]

Someone plz tell me who makes the intro music, I always like it and never know who to look up!

[@ronanmccabe6]

1:01:33 for Schaub

[@caleighhraee]

When she said “are we even married?!” I laughed so hard because my boyfriend when we tease each other goes “are we even in love?!” 😂😂😂

[@BigHelpMinistries]

Y’all still together or naw

[@karenamyx2205]

@@BigHelpMinistries You know they not

[@evanabbott2737]

I’m gonna have to get me a pair of “piss on me, beat me” socks!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@EDMTMLFilms]

58:07 needs to be the new world wide campaign for the Mickey D's

[@TheBolondron]

Hmm yeah I still don't agree about the Louis C. K. thing... if his fans don't need a statement or an apology then they just don't need it and that's that. All this "but PR" talk is just talk... in the end the man knows his fanbase (or should know his fanbase) by now, and whether he is right or wrong in judging what they need or don't need from him is the bottom line. How the comedy community or the journalists feel about it , how it "was received" etc. blabla doesn't come into play. The man got a standing ovation when he came out ffs. If that doesn't show you the disconnect between what the fans want and what "the climate" is supposed to be then I don't know what will.

[@CobraMster27]

Beautiful

[@ringo6992]

Brendan " I don't mean to interrupt, but I do mean interrupt" Schaub

[@marianamaccarini3020]

OMG! You guys just show a video that's an ICON of my childhood in Brazil! Loving the grapes shock... THE BEST scream though.... Love you mommies

[@GavinGruys]

I love hearing Nadav's voice this early in the show

[@colind1637]

Hello mothers

[@jesseschneider6341]

Awwww yeah mommies

[@bncySlith]

Can't stop watching Tom turn around at the beginning of the Saatva add.

[@H8nb8n]

Forrest Gump: The Rape To Discuss is an overlooked masterpiece of an email

[@drewcifer_420]

Brendan looks like a character in that primus music video

[@websnuff]

Wynonas big brown beaver?

[@drewcifer_420]

websnuff yes!!!

[@spencerm0924]

I love the show but I really dont get Christinas (and many others) logic that Louis CK should have waited a little longer to do stand up comedy. If people dont want to watch him, they can walk out.

[@caleighhraee]

Spencer M also I have no idea why he’s clumped into the whole me too movement. At least he asked 😂

[@calgenius]

Caleigh Dickson 🤣👍🏼

[@ace-kz9id]

yup. thats what normal people do when they dont like who is doing there bits. frankly louis CK got the raw end of the deal here. he asked and even said sorry. big fuckin deal. frankly i can think of a few comics who have done worse but no one said shit about during this movement. hell im shock Jim Norton didn't get in trouble because he is a open perv.

[@nakedsnake6076]

Caleigh Dickson he asked but hr had power on the people he asked he didn't ask angelina jolie or someone who is successful he asked people who were trying to make it saying no to him is hard when your food and dreams are on the line he is almost like harvey Weinstein just less successful

[@spencerm0924]

The incidents happened long before he was as famous or "powerful" as he is today. Also, at the end of the day, he STILL asked. He didn't touch them. They could have left.

[@herpallday1284]

schwabs convo with his pops on the phone is funniest shit he has ever said and it was his dad haha

[@mr.niceguy777]

A college football companion with these two would be dope.

[@mvdaking]

💦👑 + 👱🏻‍♀️ 👖 + 🐝 = 💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@finnrater4812]

you guys got to watch mindhunter

[@scottschiess1440]

That turn for the saatva ad read was nice

[@NickC_222]

I'm digging the instrumental at the top of the show. That's a super dope beat.

[@donmega2642]

1:41:19 i never knew after all this time that brendan was self aware of when he interrupts people

[@Themarshofsteel]

Don Megalodon and yet he interrupts callen every 2 minutes.

[@anthonyvigil7567]

No callen?

[@mentaldisabilities1882]

Anthony Vigil Isn’t it great!

[@akathehnic]

I know its awesome.

[@SchmittyWerbenJagermanJensen]

Has Tom ever seen the Erik Hartman "Boemerang" clip?, it seems right up his alley

[@TeddyParker]

Is there any better podcast than one where you can pet the house pet right in the middle of it? That's awesome

[@Woji52]

Hi Mommy thanks Jeans!

[@VikingMuayThai]

All the mommies in the house gimme a G A N G G A N G

[@Youtubeuser-tn3qo]

Anthony Fights Gang ganggggggg

[@raraavis8996]

Anthony Fights scrum gag gang gang

[@DaJellomanj]

Piss On Me Beat Me

[@johnnie543]

Got that scrum eater hittah boi! Onward....

[@warewuffdupree]

its awesome that the guy was able to keep his McD's poster up that long, but I have never seen any advertising that didn't have any POC in it at McDonalds. quite the opposite, at least where I live.

[@robotoolecomedy]

When I see that shirt, I think of the story Tom told of baby jeans reacting to his Mickey attire. Real sweet. . . . BIKES

[@scottschiess1440]

Robert O’Toole any chance you know what episode this was discussed?

[@GrandSpiral]

Hey Hitler's real Mommies stand up! And try it out and stuff like that.

[@caleighhraee]

Nick Rigsby you know what I’m sayin

[@BobbyJenko]

Don’t forget to piss on me and beat me.

[@craigQuixote]

and oh, I'll make you come

[@BrendyNew]

Really wish he wouldn't do the bit with his wife at the start of every episode. Give her her own little podcast

[@MrJC-pl8mf]

Don don’t like it don’t watch it.

[@BroImSoHGood]

She does. It's called "That's Deep Bro"

[@scottschiess1440]

You must be new. This about 2 mommies pulling their jeans so high and so tight that it make moose soup smear on my scrum. If you dont like their chemistry i feel very sorry for you. Tina is fucking hilarious and this has never been about just Tom.

[@benmeadors6799]

Love Tom's serial killer laugh as Chrisjeans realizes what he is. Come by later for moose soup.

[@benkern8233]

Truck nuts guy sounds like doctor Phil

[@brandonhinrichs8657]

Damn you I gotta work at 8am

[@caleighhraee]

Brandon Hinrichs good luck jeans

[@BobbyJenko]

Just piss on me. You’ll be fine

[@BIGD1GITAL]

Did you make it jeans

[@twrzenski]

Yeahh sting up in this piece!

[@jaylovesufc9171]

Its somewhat difficult to eat breakfast while watching/listening to this show lol

[@CheekyElbow]

Wish mine were 'gliders'. Mine feel like trying to fit a head through an arm sleeve.

[@grafforbust]

Yo, Tom's heart rate is low because he's peruvian. It's genetic

[@grafforbust]

@Kristie C Uhm shut the fuck up stupid

[@altick8891]

Coming from a straight male, Brendan has an adorable laugh lol

[@Kh4lidz]

Seems like that orientation changed judging by your profile picture.

[@82394mike]

"Perry ellis had aids" lmfao this had me weak

[@isaiasp74]

Michael Rappaport for sure is on that bravo show with him

[@CartyCreative]

Another great podcast. When can we expect the H3 (Ethan and Hila) one??

[@dylanstevens2410]

Ryan Carty yes, theyre coming on soon

[@PLsexpicklePL]

I'll piss on them and beat them

[@floor9818]

September 26th :)

[@lexiisloved1297]

The Jews are coming.

[@toastycabbagewaffles2115]

Brendan “The French Paul Bunyan” Schaub

[@TheBeardSpeaks]

A mechanic at American Eagle

[@bigmike5785]

With cheap mirrors.

[@johnnie543]

And a pair of $180 socks! Onward....

[@nebuchadnezzarjr5880]

Coming to see ya in November Tom, can't wait!

[@marklachney420]

You should have come up in May

[@FungusMossGnosis]

Tom got that grape electrocution incident wrong. The newscaster LIVED! "He took a 220-volt electric shock caused by a bare wire. He is alive and his name is Lasier Martins. You can laugh now without regrets." kzbin.info/www/bejne/mH2xlWdjfqpopM0