Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 492 w/ Sean Evans

This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to www.manscaped.com/ and use code word MOM to get 20% off!
Hi Jeans! Have you ever wondered what CP would look like in the future? We have a time machine to show us! Tom is announcing new tour dates and remembers the last time he performed in the UK in a dingy little place called the O2 arena with the great Russell Peters. Who enjoys dressing themselves?? Also, there is lots of dump talk, how should Baby Jeans express himself when he needs to brown?
The host of #HotOnes from #FirstWeFeast, Sean Evans, has the tables turned as he enters the Mommydome. Sean has to field soft-hitting questions all while enduring a round of #WetOnes . Are his jeans high and tight enough to handle the hydration? Shaquille O'neal is brought up (which has Christina excited) but who else has been on the show that Sean Evans enjoyed? Gordon Ramsey aparently caused a lot of anxiety... Plus we get into some WOULD YOU RATHERS and Sean dissects the accent of his people... from Chicago.
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[@FirstWeFeast]

Shout out to the spice lords worldwide

[@samuelvaldez5389]

First We Feast the one and only

[@roxanna1971]

Gang gang

[@jonruger]

Your guy brought up Theo gate. That makes Tom really go full serial killer Cristina cheated on him with Theo.

[@peoplepursuinggreatnesspod6256]

@@roxanna1971 Buzz Buzz

[@davidkeller9862]

I think your teeth are fine. Don't judge yourself too harshly there!

[@17Codiferus]

Sean's ability to take a purposefully inane question and run with (seemingly) a genuine answer is probably part of why he's at the top of the interview game right now. My dude is just ready to go down any path at any time, what a pro.

[@JoeWS54]

what an analysis man , i felt the same but couldn't put words to it. Good on ya Cody!

[@richyLoLz]

theo von does this the best

[@grilin18.]

It's Stevie which is why the Theo von hot ones is so good

[@michaelhall5429]

Sean is the consumate professional. He will rule KZbin one day.

[@SebastianTinajero]

Nardwuar and him are on the top of the game but Nardwuar is the OG

[@AndroidG13]

I love when Tom speaks spanish lol, he should have a spanish speaking alter-ego, Thomàs

[@DeMelly__]

Gabriel Medina 😂😂😂😂😂

[@yourfairyGodgod]

Time stamp?

[@jakemedeiros3929]

If only you knew what we know now...

[@VelvetCzar]

No it's Tomás lol 😆

[@Antipathy_]

the laughter faintly heard out of studio from the staff is my favorite part.

[@jamessteers4214]

xHCLx it’s everyone’s favourite part 😂

[@tarzaan2603]

Mine too

[@collingriga1819]

Tarzaan [angrily] Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera... "Fax mentis, incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera... Memo bis punitor delicatum! It's all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You STOLE Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You BUMPED into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get... NOTHING!!! You lose! GOOD DAY, SIR! [returns to work]

[@williamswiniuch7527]

Collin Griga great quote!

[@dsdoubleu2u]

I can't stand it. It sounds like a badly placed laugh track.

[@Bigtetrisguy]

toms bert impression sounds more like bert than bert does

[@JamesBlakeAV]

what time stamp was that lol

[@JamesBlakeAV]

found it 36:40 lol

[@hahahans2403]

pretty sure they were talking about joey diaz

[@sthomasond]

It never gets old

[@jamiepurnell307]

The Joey Diaz one is definitely a top tier impression

[@zackgermann9797]

“You’re watching wet ones” oh my god that was great

[@hope1807]

Nice one bro. "Your watching Brown ones" were we talk about browning in your pant and talk about how Fat Bert is.

[@MegaFlorest]

The 4th or 5th question in, where Sean suggested in a poll of 100 people, 90 to 95 people would say he is lucky to be with Natasha Martinez (instagram.com/natashalexis_/?hl=en)...100 people would say that.

[@gravg9743]

With Bland Water and even Blander Questions.

[@kuidaorekitchen5850]

So proud of Sean and First We Feast. He has continually killed it, every episode is better than the next, and he is still 100% so humble and works his ass off for every guest. I will be a Hot Ones fan for life.

[@the_cheap_ones]

Tom and Christina Just Glassed over Sean mentioning Theo Von lol

[@johnnie543]

It's them dark arts bruh!

[@sandyravage666]

What time was it at? I missed it

[@emz8352]

andrew gangemi did they though? Tom mentioned right after that he’s happy that they include comedians on hot ones

[@themysticfedora]

@@emz8352 yeah man idk why people feel like they gotta be like AYYY WOAHHH AYYYY THAT GUY THAT WORKS IN THE SAME CIRCLE AS WE DO everytime a comedians brought up Even more so since Theos a meme now LOL

[@eddieeeeeee69]

We was just glass glassin just glassin just glassin

[@grampageoff]

Please for the love of god don't ever isolate the chucklefuckers in the background. Their guffawing is my favorite thing about the new studio

[@PageShearling]

Yes! This is true.

[@littlebirdie963]

It's the worst when it happens on Dr. Drew after dark

[@Boujeeboo36]

I laugh harder when you hear them cackling.

[@JamesLeeBuzz]

@@littlebirdie963 seriously? I think its hilarious on that show. You must be one of those boring, non fun people I've heard about.

[@littlebirdie963]

@@JamesLeeBuzz you're wrong, it's because I'm a bigot

[@dustintancowny1441]

Dude Sean evens making the rounds lately. I love when world's collide like these two things I love in one place.

[@FOX4OUND]

Sean "evens" hmmmmmm

[@christianalmli9085]

This is a great comment. I shall do my duty, as a KZbin citizen, and give it my like.

[@25jessieg]

Go checkout Tom's Hot Ones episode. Fucking riot.

[@MildLemonaidShits]

I like seeing your mother at night in a alley

[@hughlingard]

the audience to this show is so on point that if i start scrolling down and reading comments i never wanna stop; they're all really that good.

[@Naught359]

I unload semi trailers for a produce department of a Supermarket. I am that guy listening to you while working my job that barely pays the bills. Thanks for noticing us.

[@HorribleHumorVideo]

Sean Evans definitely does the most research on his guests. A lot of them are surprised by his deep digging questions. I love Hot Ones and I love Your Mom's House. Spicy Jeans. A perfect combo.

[@ddlk9913]

"Spicy Jeans" I'd buy that shirt

[@joeelder1629]

Not more than nardwuar though

[@chronicspirit5515]

Nardwuar is king!

[@slashnesh9608]

I'd iuuuuuu7uu of this

[@EdmondOliverLives]

Sean: "I wanna see a bear in the wild." Christina P: *Points at Tom* 1:27:22

[@MeTriviSlipKlokDriva]

EdmondOliverLives I missed that lol

[@heathmclaughlin]

@@MeTriviSlipKlokDriva thank you

[@alexandermuller8941]

Wow just watched this one for the first time and the longing to find RPC that was finally realized in late 2019 is such a beautiful, serendipitous foreshadowing.

[@FatSapphire]

So now we can get Gilbert Gottfried to do a “Good morning Julia” Cameo.

[@turdferguson9942]

You're watching Your Mom's House. It's the show with Cool Guys and even Cooler Guests. Try it out and go full trottle but only if the libarry hasn't blocked your password.

[@thedevil3890]

Wtf is a libarry??

[@mfoxo]

Sean IS a great interviewer- the more podcasts I watch the more I realize how amazing Tom is as well. No Joke.

[@thedude8254]

mfoxo wait are you joking?

[@mfoxo]

@@thedude8254 I've seen Tom on a few other podcasts and he always seems way more comfortable and competent than the people interviewing him. He has great timing, humor and let's people finish their thoughts.

[@Diligentwaffle]

I DIED at your Bert voice 😂😂 "it's gonna hurt not gonna lie" hahaha

[@f0x845]

This is like a classic TV crossover where you're like, "oh they live in the same world!"

[@kayokaylol]

Sean Evans: *mentions Theo Von* Tim & Crystal: *crickets* #Theogate

[@phredjonze]

The second i heard it i raced to the comments 🤣🤣🤣

[@nicholasgreathouse3088]

time stamp?

[@davidpowers746]

He said it almost regretfully quickly, he knows what's up. Queue emotionless Uh-huh from Tom.

[@VDC_EDC]

Nicholas Greathouse 49:50

[@otjunior]

Was thinking the same thing lol

[@MintyFresh799]

Sean Evans heats up the podcast @29:25 for you hot ones

[@guevara148]

*Spice lords

[@portlandsamber]

* 28:11 if you wanna hear what the mommies have to say about the Lord of Spice

[@mpa3588]

Thanks for the timestamp. Saved me half an hour.

[@bobbluh9651]

Thank you!!!!!!

[@pnutqpublic]

my lesson to read the comments first. could've saved myself a lot of annoyance.

[@0749Rockystar]

Sean Evans gets introduced at 29:25.

[@yvonnegougelet]

BUMP. Everyone else who sees this. Like this so it gets bumped to the top

[@cormovements]

Bumpity bump

[@rogeliobeltran1742]

i loved the very candid, very real and un edited intro waiting while the intro music was playing. that earned my subscription. 8 min in and im already sold.

[@grantparisian4468]

Alright. If nobody's gonna say it I will. Tom clearly hates the Fart Mic and Christina would marry it if Tom died tomorrow.

[@nicholasgreathouse3088]

thank you!!!

[@dwprado25]

Her toilet humor makes Tom's murder face intensify.

[@iamDanielGalvan]

Lmao! I couldn’t believe he used it the other week! I forget who the guest was but damn 😂

[@Maxisamo1]

He willingly mentioned it to Sean and invited him to fart, he didn't wait for Christina to do that so I feel like he might be playing up how much he dislikes it

[@dakotathayer8616]

Jeff Ross ruined it for him.

[@LorwelDonquist]

49:25 Sean talking about guests Shaq...Christina excited Chelsea Handler...Christina excited Theo Von...crickets #Theogate

[@jarontaliman1]

I'm all in on #theogate, but Tom did praise him about having comics on every season and right after that name drop

[@LorwelDonquist]

jarontaliman1 true, he does have a lot of comedians tho. I’ll stop when YMH which I love get Theo on

[@jarontaliman1]

Buzz buzz gang gang

[@LorwelDonquist]

Also they are friends with all same comedians and do all same podcasts, let’s make it happen mommies

[@Bhubnipz]

Don Quist Theo got butthurt about one of Tom’s jokes, maybe he doesn’t want to come on

[@mlease1]

Didnt think this show could get funnier, and yet you two make me laugh even more with this episode! Amazing!

[@johnathanblanton7966]

This is the first episode of your mom's house I've ever watched. I've watched alot of JRE and everything I always say about when they play videos is the video they're playing is in the small screen and it's hard to see what they're showing, and y'all do the exact opposite. Kudos!!! Kinda random and insignificant but small details like that are smart and appreciated.

[@JP-qw3rv]

Christina gave the answer to solving all issues with men. “Someone needs to be milked later”

[@CLoZe14]

You sure she wasn't talking about prostate milking? Lmao

[@cristophermora7171]

@@CLoZe14 she definitely meant anal gland expression

[@CLoZe14]

Damn you Chris. Anal gland expression appreciated as "age" is gonna make me laugh every time people talk about aging.

[@timferrell6979]

She said dick milked.....projecting your desires a bit much.

[@fixed4816]

Can we start a go fund me to get Garth to do a cameo for YMH?

[@brockalbert5111]

We can, but he turned down millions for streaming rights to his "music". We'd have better luck kidnapping him.

[@cristophermora7171]

@@brockalbert5111 I agree. How are we kidnapping Garth Brooks? May I suggest mallet to the head?

[@snackweight]

​@@cristophermora7171 You better come up with a better plan if you're gonna try and catch a psychopath like Garth.

[@cristophermora7171]

@@snackweight you're right. I need someone with huge muscles, maybe HardRockNick can help.

[@hughlingard]

the last thing garth brooks needs is more money though.

[@taylordye468]

so worth watching from the top to be BLINDSIDED by the row of bottled water. im dead

[@svperrisky5862]

So stoked for sean. Dudes for real. Glad hes making it around tge podcasts

[@andrewgervais3115]

Theo Von just on Hot Ones then right after Sean Evans on YMH. They are rubbing it in our faces #Theogate

[@doug2133]

Its true. #TomHatesTheo #Theogate

[@marcusaurelius652]

They don’t like Theo. I’ll take him in a war. Gang gang

[@arkanchristian9298]

Can someone please explain this? This was referenced in another video I watched yesterday and I have 0 understanding of theogate

[@jordanadams4360]

Arkan Christian because Theo hasn’t been on the show they have invented some weird conspiracy that they hate Theo and that’s why he hasn’t been on. Just retards creating drama where there is non

[@andrewgervais3115]

@@jordanadams4360 *none

[@zachfavreau1273]

No joke Sean Evans is one of the best interviewers out there and simply a genuine, nice guy.

[@brockalbert5111]

Why would anyone think that's a joke? No joke - water is wet and fire is hot.

[@Tocco609]

Mad I slept on this podcast for so long, and Sean is a legend

[@jimfogg7836]

A lot late to the party, but as a fan of both channels. They nailed it. Just going back in ymh archives, and stumbled upon this gem. WOW! Sean is as good of an interview as a host.🖤

[@adreamingwolf]

I'm in a dark place and this episode is really keeping me light and laughing my ass off. Love you guys and Sean. Shout out to that classic Obe1 jam too!

[@alihusssin4060]

stay strong man

[@rodriguezro9999]

If you're a hot black guy and you want to move in you could move in. Piss on me. Beat me. Try it out.

[@ExistentialBordem]

Four stroke gang. Hope you're keeping it tight, bro. 👍

[@DeMelly__]

rodriguezro9999 what 😂😂😂😂

[@tidal9]

KP: Would you rather be taller, or have your peener be bigger? TS: What's up...wi...HOW dissatisfied are you? lolz

[@SaltyBagfries]

I completely renovated my grandma's house when she left us. I slept on the floor and got that science experiment ready for someone else to move in, while working from a card table and being away from my family for three months. Hot Ones was my morning coffee and bedtime entertainment until I got through them all. Helped me get through. Sean is a great guy, and it was great to see him on YMH!

[@jacobspears2796]

Hands down favorite episode of the year. Sean Evans is that enjoyable. Plus the intro and end music was fire. Great way to start and end the show. Keep on keeping on YMH and Hot Ones. #WetOnes

[@LacyDM]

I love this! Sean takes your nonsense questions and makes them seem like real issues! Ha. He is awesome at his craft!

[@MopTop88]

So ridiculously excited when I found out Sean was going to be on. I love the way he casually takes genuine interest in the random stupid questions he got asked

[@HobbitCrom]

The chemistry between the three of you guys is so good. I think if Sean came back to the show every month I would not be apposed.

[@katieblue5051]

1:26:19 Sean is so precious, relishing in the wholesomeness of that husband/wife moment that would throw most people off :P

[@lupemejia5021]

Only a hour and a half!!! Cmon!! I need Mas!

[@RockerStalker1]

This is the comment I was looking for. I agree wholeheartedly.

[@monkhoppy3307]

This was one of my favorite YMH pods! Keep em high and tight!

[@TiddiesMcgee]

When is the water champ going to go on Hot Ones? Oh, that's right. Tom has already been on the show.

[@zackjohnson5479]

Dude the way Sean Evans takes those obviously purposely bad questions and makes like a good answer is amazing

[@Finding_Elysium]

Hearing the guys die laughing in the background makes the show that much better.

[@percussionpunisher8694]

Tim repping Louisiana again. He teasing that Theo-gate.

[@KidBaklava504]

Slanging that dick in the Deep South... build a wall around all this manly testosterone! GANG GANG

[@johnvasi796]

Tom was extremely funny in this... Sean’s spirit just brings the best out of people

[@russellfreeman5539]

One of the best episodes yet! Love these two! 😂

[@mattsinsight]

My close friends and I just recently had to explain ourselves to the cashier at Bevmo for buying only their fancy spring water to go back to our house and try 12 different waters and compare them. Prior to that, we bought all the hot sauces on HOT ONES and did a hot wing challenge. This episode was like the penultimate worlds colliding! I love that you brought out the waters for him to sample. Keep it high and tight.

[@Garre77]

49:49 The criiinge when Theo Von is mentioned! #theogate

[@dmillec88]

Thank you, then directly after Sean mentions another comedian Tom comments on how he brings funny comedians on

[@mattquinn5743]

jc garret in excited to see what the hell this comment means

[@mattquinn5743]

#nospoilers

[@esurfer89]

I heard crickets

[@teenisteenis9642]

Wait what’s theogate? What’s going on there?

[@Rogersensei93]

Tom's hilarious. Idk why it took me so long to warm up to him

[@Boldamore]

Awesome show! Sean seems so chill

[@omarchavex]

Loved this episode. Hilarious & filled with 3 talented, good hearted, influential entertainers. 👍✊🤘❣️

[@EdgarVargasVillarreal]

I LOVE IT!!!!! Studio Jeans is KILLING IT with the guests!!!!!

[@justcallmedani5895]

I never thought I’d be so entertained about people talking about straws LMAO I love ymh

[@jonjaquez]

R.I.P. Mama Evans! 😞🙏 My big brother passed away in 2014. it still feels like it happened man. Love you Sean been watching you since complex news in 2016 keep it going brother.

[@TheInvadershawn]

Sean Evans! This is gonna be a Hot One! Try it out

[@m.o.2185]

I am 6’8. I feel attacked. Worse part is that I was about to do my fourth stroke but hearing that made my neuropathy issues reappear. Totally ruined my 12 Benadryl high too.

[@bodhitree33]

Hope you have access to marijuana then.

[@jonathanpurpera1753]

Try a urine enema

[@cristophermora7171]

Definitely get you some meth. Just ask my brother, he believes me now.

[@Bhans920]

GOOD WEED

[@thismothafuckasaid7304]

Keep your big head up, Lerch

[@Sharkdog11b]

I like using ups when I order something that needs to be extra broken when it gets to my door. That’s the best. It’s my favorite.

[@GregClark74]

Love the James Lipton style questions!

[@shanestephens4728]

; Spice lords and Mommies rejoice ❤️ the sauce and about 10-12 Benedryl brought us together. Best episode ever!!

[@juder2]

Serious shade at 49:50 #Theogate

[@SleightOfMind628]

There is very little I wouldnt do to be on this podcast. Its just so much fun and so silly. YOU THE BEST JEANS

[@seanrickoski6909]

That song at the very end during the outro is freaking phenomenal!

[@Raven7744]

When are we gonna see Christa slav squat?

[@StephenKyle91]

“That’s my tribe”

[@bodhitree33]

If she doesn't she's clearly a spy.

[@12monkeys64]

Well played

[@westernlynx396]

cyka blyat

[@Princip615]

Heels on the ground, slav squat

[@T.I.M.Thirteen]

49:52 Sean: Theo Von after that. Tom: Yeah. What is going on? Lol

[@MrPEYTON121]

And then a big response to chelsea handler lmao. A comedy store peer is nothing but the super political annoying comedian!? Thanks for supporting comedy

[@daemonelectricity]

@@MrPEYTON121 Chelsea Handler is just goddamned annoying. She's turning into the left version of Anne Coulter.

[@noxxy5065]

The water bit was great. Love you T+C

[@psytron939]

The Chucklehut crew in the back is like the best thing about this show now. Its just perfect.

[@jonsnpthere82]

i'm glad Studio Jeans finally came to their senses. #HoMeOnOut

[@03obietrice]

that beat at the beginning is FIRE!!!

[@colonslash6609]

I love seeing two of my favorite things at the same time!!!

[@MortimerJones99]

As soon as you said Chicago accent but super smart the first person I thought about was Crime Pays but Botany Doesn't. That guy is a treasure, it was so cool seeing him on here

[@fonz824666]

Theogate gets confirmed again. Bring in the Rat King

[@poplarbar5059]

Timestamp?

[@fonz824666]

@@poplarbar5059 49:20 they clearly dont like to talk about Theo

[@BadGoyz4Life]

I'm positive Theo and Christy had a lil hardcore fun before Tim was in the picture

[@stavneustadter562]

whats theogate I don't understand

[@fonz824666]

@@BadGoyz4Life my theory is that or that Theo might have made a move on her when he was into the dark arts

[@acebeaty35]

No one has led more people down the path of BRUTAL shits than this man. Glad to have him on the podcast!

[@JustinCrouch]

Mann I LOVE Sean Evans! Great show!

[@kempire4623]

Awesome guest. Also, that closing track was fire!

[@Cappas51]

Sean takes a compliment very well

[@thefatman2780]

SEAN SAID THE BAD WORD. THEO VON. OHHHH... LONG LIVE THE RAT KING! GANG GANG!

[@BaldwinTheFifth]

What happened between them?

[@kouki3409]

Hell yes. This is the episode we thought we didn’t want but absolutely needed. Seanathan is high and tight.

[@mikemmxp]

dude. the song at the end. holy f great flow to the conversation also and background laugh attacks

[@8195229]

The badboy from the poultry passion project in the house

[@bernardwallace435]

Damn, that outro song *slaps!!* Its got that hyphy, make you wanna thizzle wiggle, vibe to it!! _Heavy_ props to the producer of that banger!!

[@FriendToTheWorld]

#thizzordie

[@FriendToTheWorld]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fqqtimuVfahlkMk

[@thedaveberns]

Love seeing GG Bobblehead in the background... You guys should have his brother Merle on, he's about to take the Murder Junkies on tour again. Would be amazing to have you guys interview him about GG.

[@dkodesb155]

The ending song is amazing. BEST.

[@MartinRiese]

Great water tasting, cheers guys I am proud of you

[@ExistentialBordem]

You need to start "Wet Ones" on their Network.

[@SocialGore]

Hey Tom! I love your podcast! Your sidekick is pretty good too.

[@collingriga1819]

Leisure Muffin You STOLE Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You BUMPED into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get... NOTHING!!! You lose! GOOD DAY, SIR! [returns to work]

[@Rasencardo]

petition for Air guitar solo during intro. I love those High and Tight notes. Always checking screen if Mommies play

[@stan9737]

I wish this was longer!

[@Aliziion]

Every podcast under 2 hours makes my jeans a whole lot more loose 👖

[@Slormer]

Keanu Reeves Hot Ones, callin' it now!

[@bigsassyster]

The man, the myth, the legend: Sean Evans everyone!

[@mountainmanwatchreviews8081]

The laughing in the back is gold, reminds of the old blue ban days.

[@michaelhall5429]

This must be why KZbin has been reccomending me Tom's appearance on first we feast for two days. Nicely managed corporate overlords, well done

[@marcusaurelius652]

What’s your problem with Theo?

[@markarmijo2957]

Bro, I know! it's actually making me not like Tom

[@newmexicogrown1848]

Was looking for this comment. #TheoGate

[@edwardlindley6269]

He banged Cristina

[@marcusaurelius652]

Edward Lindley yeah I know he did. Time is such a cucc

[@DaveSP196]

Sean is a great dude, awesome guest!

[@quacker008]

Hell yeah to keeping the full intro!