Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 513 w/ Anthony Jeselnik

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Forget "Old Town Road" or Billie Eilish, we've discovered the hit of the summer! It's been a minute since the Mommies were in the YMH studios, Tom tells us of his travels the last two weeks, including meeting one of Christina's TikTok stars! Josh Potter has begun a new career on Cameo and we get some wild updates from the other staff members at studio jeans. Plus, the Mommies were looking at new homes and discovered a specific criticism of one of the houses.
Anthony Jeselnik is one of the most popular and hilarious stand up comics of our day, his latest special "Fire In The Maternity Ward" is currently on Netflix and is becoming everyone's favorite. Tom and Anthony compare parents, Anthony tells us about how writing for late night wasn't what he expected, roasting Trump, and Christina and Tom compete to see which of their favorite clips make Anthony laugh: #TikTok or #HorribleOrHilarious?
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[@FOX4OUND]

Been holding my shit in for a week just to watch this episode on the toilet.

[@joeday2617]

I'm always making a brown while watching these podcasts. Not sure why that is

[@Aaronlovesmusic970]

Its better to shit your pants than to die of constipation thats how i live my life haha

[@michaelkersten7322]

Is this Enny, co-producer of YMH?

[@conner6417]

The last 3 YMH pods to come out I found making brown.

[@brocksdaddy081910]

#metoo I hope I used that hashtag correctly

[@benjohannes7873]

"That didn't go viral... you found that." And so Anthony Jeselnik has distilled the show to its core.

[@martingoddard3994]

Lmao

[@benjohannes7873]

@ash delionce just saying that he has described how the show works and the function of the core very efficiently and effectively

[@djschultz61]

Jeselnik deconstructed* the show. I believe that's the word you are looking for.

[@benjohannes7873]

@@djschultz61 Both give the generally same intimation but I went with distilled because I wanted to say reduced while maintaining the core meaning whereas deconstructed more implies taking apart all the parts and looking at them individually... same general meaning though

[@sabbeyroad]

@ash delionce Do you realize you're using the internet right now?

[@chain-wallet]

Anthony Jeselnic not reacting to Christinas tiktocs is better than most comedians entire careers

[@dukstedi]

B Dean i havent gotten there yet. i am intrigued! (and already laughing)

[@johndonatucci737]

omfg yes yes yes. i want the tiktoks to end and seeing how Jeselnik reacted was amazing lmaoo. christina looked like such an idiot

[@kjcorder]

@@johndonatucci737 yess!yes! maybe she'll chill out with the tictok garbage.

[@bb4380]

yall have no taste, her tiktoks make the show

[@chain-wallet]

@@bb4380 haha i think the tictoks are pretty funny, but jeselnic hatin on them was even funnier

[@AmphibiousWarrior573]

I love how Tom laughs at the guy getting run over in the garage, every. single. time.

[@UhtredOfBamburgh]

And his guests never like it ever lol

[@darkhorse306]

“Ahhhhhh” the last one when he fell down made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.

[@UhtredOfBamburgh]

@@darkhorse306 ahhhh! AHHHH, YAKOONAI!

[@freemandubstep8917]

Hila Klein loved it

[@boylibrary3533]

AmphibiousWarrior573 no matter how much everyone is not laughing he still dies hahah

[@MrBlackLenses]

1:11:03 would actually be a great Jeselnik joke. He just opens with "I dunno, somethin about Make-A-Wish kids"

[@RaDicAL808]

Can we do the intro again? Tom coughed.. if you’re gonna do that leave the room..

[@jackrohrer2773]

RaDicAL808 this needs to be more

[@bighoopdaddy1]

hahahaha

[@shanemeyer7989]

This is my new favorite comment.

[@largehoman]

Right? It was already five hours too short and then Todd fucking coughs. Its outrageous

[@cmajor8084]

Y'know, I don't like that.

[@CJ-gy8ie]

That Aziz joke might be the best joke this show has ever produced.

[@aesthete18]

Twice I've seen this referenced. What was the joke?

[@fungusrumpus]

@@aesthete18 1:58:55

[@aesthete18]

@@fungusrumpus thank you

[@saar144]

It wad perfection.

[@zakbutz8226]

@@aesthete18 min from ik

[@tedmorphis4106]

That Aziz Ansari joke was perhaps the most savage moment in YMH history.

[@thevirtualalan]

HOF CLIP

[@phillprivers3274]

What’s the time stamp?

[@ryanpatterson4546]

@@phillprivers3274 1:59:00

[@quiiquee]

Anthony really ripped it and I am howling before work

[@JesusIzAPunkRocker]

I've watched it over a dozen times.

[@civildissension]

The "Are you guys asking me to leave?" line at 1:47:00 after the talk starts turning into meme show-and-tell is the kind of top shelf finesse that I'd like to think Anthony's normally reaching for. One of the best lines I've heard in a while. Fun interview too

[@airecricks3813]

The crew laughing in the background gives me that old live audience sitcom feel haha

[@-RTC-]

Josh looks like he just got a haircut and the barber forgot to brush his shoulders off.

[@Gcrimiel1]

Ryan C 😂😂

[@xrmighty]

Ah the classic haircut with my shirt off in the barber shop lol

[@-RTC-]

mighty migs haha good point

[@xrmighty]

@@-RTC- lmao still really funny tho cause the man is pretty fuckin hairy 😂

[@robertthegamecat9548]

I will do my best to use, "I am smiling, but I'm not smiling about what you think I'm smiling about", in as many of my own conversations as I can.

[@antonioledezma2494]

Been too long since we have heard from/about Top Dog

[@dakronikles]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEY buddy!

[@CALIBUD457]

G boobs

[@Billy-hr6wk]

You gotta wipe down

[@maxsilbert]

I love blonde jokes 😂 HA HAAAAAAAAAA

[@Billy-hr6wk]

Dumb broad

[@demoneyin9390]

Love how satisfied Tom is with Anthony validating his feelings.

[@reydoubleohseven1326]

The interview begins @ 52:35

[@nickmanza8555]

Watch the whole episode or don’t watch at all

[@argollo]

I need to work and you throw me Jeselnik? Are you trying to get me fired guys? Oh well, here we go..

[@BadWordsAreMyLoveLanguage]

Alan Argollo If any guest is worth it, it’s Jeselnik.

[@Genious.]

@@BadWordsAreMyLoveLanguage Jeselnik makes up for that tik tok from last week.

[@jeremyroastscoffee2495]

Took a real step in the wrong direction with the second rate, non-Potter intro. We're clearly dealing with a slippery slope here

[@tommynoble9075]

Jeremy Conley I’ve got to disagree. I prefer OG jeans

[@jeremyroastscoffee2495]

@@tommynoble9075 You're absolutely entitled to your wrong opinion, Jeans

[@brockstebbing8359]

Nobody cares about these 5th rate comics to begin with.. if somebody offered me free tics to see either of these lame asses, I'd probably throw them in the trash can. Then I'd tell some degenerate where I put them, and I'd hit them in the gens when they went after them..

[@patrickoconnor9666]

Potter intro!!!

[@matw1x]

52:37 anthony comes out

[@vatatheoanonymous3705]

Thank you

[@SamboJoBean]

You da man

[@Aakanksha1394]

God bless you

[@HeliosEffect]

Good for him

[@kylewarfel9270]

THANK YOU

[@thecooltable9481]

I love Anthony Jeselnik so much more after seeing his reaction to Tik Tok...

[@michael5654]

I’m going into this episode not knowing what you’re talking about. Will report back.

[@kyleavery2696]

@@michael5654 where is the report I need the report

[@willywillywillywillywilly]

@@kyleavery2696 What an ass.

[@willywillywillywillywilly]

@UN KNOWN Holy shit, are you Dave Chappelle?! Is this Dave's private account?? Who could mistake the amazing humor of the funniest comedian in the world! You must be him. Because you're so funny. Ha. Ha, ha-ha, ha...*ahem*...ha.

[@Duenschissdoktor]

@@willywillywillywillywilly why are you commenting about dave chappelles ass

[@davidpowers746]

Anthony Jeselnik is my spirit animal. The way he reacts honestly to everything and doesn't give a shit about how that affects you,, that's honesty in its truest form.

[@DeadshotSix]

Give Josh his own podcast. Everyone but him seems to have their own spin off and his is the one we need most.

[@dannywilliams3764]

This is an understatement. We need you Josh!

[@codybruce3864]

Right?

[@evanabbott2737]

I really like thaaat👍

[@unxnxwn1798]

SJF.23 yes

[@Gcrimiel1]

SJF.23 It could be called Minor Sex Crimes😂😂

[@tristangruener9571]

can tom get an award for that manscaped ad? very inspirational. I like that

[@thebeerguybrothaguy]

Remember when Patrice O’Neal said Anthony looked like a waiter from one of those medieval restaurants? RIP

[@RoiHibou]

thebeerguybrothaguy I scrolled too far down to find this. Respect.

[@hrothgar8521]

Go get me a turkey leg. Lol

[@squeakel11]

Perfection.

[@RoiHibou]

"I don't know how to say your name and I promised myself that Galifianakis was the last goofy ass name that I would learn. So go get me a turkey leg, you fucking nothing."

[@donkeykonghustler]

thebeerguybrothaguy Nothing against Patrice, but that's a pretty lame joke. That's like Joe DeRosa level of roasting.

[@pssstttchhh]

“Do you guys do this to every guest?” Dead

[@MasonC230]

1:47:40 “..are you guys asking me to leave?”😂😂😂😂

[@townsendmiller7666]

Great episode of bald Bert and the blonde lady was kind of funny too. Dane Cook has changed

[@tomdyer8518]

nice try 🤷🏻‍♂️❌

[@IsaiahLordPrince]

Eh

[@MyNameiisMudd]

Y I K E S

[@TheNutellarulz]

Not even wearing jeans at this point so low and lose

[@TimTrOn3000]

Dont quit your day job kid

[@jibblerino]

The chemistry you two have between one another gives me positive feels.

[@riteman17]

I love the difference between Anthony's reaction to Christina's tiktoks vs Tom's videos

[@RachelleKates]

I wish Tom would have supported Mama Jeans a little bit more there. He loves her tiktoks, no matter how much he pretends not to! Mooooooo....! Bitches said you been lookin fo me?!

[@verinonrenthar9176]

I agree with him. Christina's TikTok shit has basically ruined this podcast

[@RachelleKates]

Verinon Renthar bullshit.

[@brandonturpin8932]

The tilt oks are so hacky and she always has the lame excuse of she never can go anywhere to see new stuff. Like wtf? No other moms can leave the house

[@verinonrenthar9176]

@@brandonturpin8932 the issue is that there's a million different thing she could watch or bring up at the podcast but she insists on this tik tok crap because she knows it makes Tom uncomfortable, which she thinks is funny, but it's not because the videos she brings are SO FUCKING BAD

[@timdegraw1784]

"I feel like I'm on a date with Aziz Ansari..." I can't even.

[@lilmac4202]

Tom's reaction to Christina saying she uses instagram because she's cool and hip @1:48:22 is hilarious.

[@ronalda1000]

He said insta is not for him but she is the showy one and called him not cool

[@ginger9508]

THANKS FOR THE GOOD GUEST THIS WEEK KRISTIN AND TIM

[@jackrohrer2773]

And they were deleting negative comments about it. Disappointed. Very low and loose jeans last week

[@ginger9508]

@@jackrohrer2773 And oddly enough despite the like:dislike ratio being like 2:1 in favour of dislikes on the wednesday it dropped and all of a sudden the next day it had more likes than dislikes

[@MrSen4lifE]

@@ginger9508 Because the first people to watch it are incels and other lonely cunts. Then, normal people come in, give it a like and downvote, report or ignore the shit comments.

[@trevorpeters4358]

That dumb broad was the worst choice for this show. They should have had uncle joey call her out.

[@EssaiRamos]

It’s always good everyone’s a critic, leave mommy alone!

[@rshen3476]

Holy crap we got 2 serial killers on the podcast today, Tom and Anthony! Looking forward to some mad respect for each guy's corpse skills

[@awill891]

All of a sudden we won't see Christina on next weeks show and it's just Tom sweating. Then by month two of no Christina, Tom and Anthony get caught at the border with $5,000,000 in cash.

[@dyelan2010]

Tom starting to look like the ghost of Brody Stevens

[@bangbang4948]

Toms to fat

[@Alexy2Sexy6063]

Toms just hanging out

[@mohnjayer]

“You got it!” -Tim Sugarman

[@robertbair4019]

dyelan2010 I read your comment and audibly let out a “Jesus”...that means you nailed the joke lol

[@lyledeporiss5937]

too late, as in not soon enough

[@benjochambo]

The guy in the mechanics shop gets me every time. And then the guy walking in like ‘this counts as your 10 minute break’

[@jesseguy5296]

RIP christina's Tick tock shit, thanks anthony

[@jordanwolfe7437]

Tom looks like a sexy librarian who studies Scientology.

[@HyperintelligentViralSpider]

Like a sexually aggressive university library director whos a few years off getting #metoo'd

[@auraglasswerks4900]

And fucks small woodland creatures

[@wonderwoop]

Christiner looks like a kindergarden teacher that eats her students' crayons

[@teddyballgame8791]

Or the president of the gay flat earth syndicate

[@jbsully7210]

Yeah there are a lot of librarians that are too old to get me too'd.

[@trav3rsy]

The way Tom and Kristina laugh at things together. Thats goals.

[@HamsterK37]

Anthony is as entertained by her tick tocks as I am.

[@MentholKratom]

ANTHONY JESELNIK COMES ON AT 52:35 ...YOU'RE WELCOME

[@tomosmansounds]

I never really enjoyed the Tick Tock videos till I saw Anthony's reactions to them.

[@orvngejuicx5686]

fuck you

[@sladeslayed]

@@orvngejuicx5686 huh

[@JacenSolo09]

Anthony Jeselnik?! Goodbye work productivity for the next couple hours.

[@douglastaylor43]

I laughed so hard at this comment. Good job!

[@KaylaVandal]

Same here!!

[@ampuhaukka113]

The worst part was again the hostess

[@extraguacc8601]

When Anthony said "let's go to the top of the building so when it collapses we will be the first out of the rubble" I was DEAD 🤣

[@toebiwankonobijuciysmooyay3400]

Hearing josh and blu band dying seriously puts the biggest smile on my face

[@cyberneticghostofchristmas]

I agree so much. I expect it on other, unrelated podcasts. It's weird hearing silence after a joke.

[@MegaFlorest]

Yeah, that first 10 minutes, was infectious. My supervisor caught me laughing along.

[@mattjackson3215]

I love that shit too man!

[@JRSlatts]

Jessilnik is one of the best guests in a long time.

[@TheJerrbear420]

Lmao FINALLY at 2:00:00 in Tom finally gets the reaction he’s always hoped for from that clip. So good.

[@benmeadors6799]

Potter is gonna start making asmr videos of his hair rubbing against the microphone

[@Kyle-fh9ll]

*Canada, Eastern Europe, or LA mentioned in passing* Tina: MY TRIBE MY PEOPLE MY HOMELAND

[@victormartin8344]

Kyle C I hate her

[@Kyle-fh9ll]

@@victormartin8344 I love her but she reps a lot of people and places haha

[@ej1493]

Glad I'm not the only one, so tired of hearing that it's literally just about anywhere

[@joescarborough8434]

Dont forget the obligatory therapist shout out.

[@yourenotrelatable]

I rarely watch this show. But this interview is WAY better than Rogan's. Damn. Impressive.

[@rottenmilkman]

That clip with the car that falls into the river in Russia is great. I love how the lady turns on the windshield wipers like that's going to do anything.

[@UhtredOfBamburgh]

If you Google "Garage worker crushed by car" the first search result is a picture of Tom Segura captioned, "Tom laughs at man being crushed by car"

[@maynefreeland8969]

His tik tok response was making me cry laughing. So perfect. Underrated comic for sure.

[@koanikal]

underrated? Jeselnik has been crushing. I agree with everything else though.

[@logandanza5873]

He’s famous

[@iheartjared74]

He's not underrated, he's just not overexposed

[@greenseed6807]

no hair on Josh's feet? i would've bet my life

[@genAirRecc]

Can't wait for the Medium Sized Jay episode!

[@LilianaGreenberg]

"I feel like I'm on a date with Aziz Ansari" I'm dead😵🤣

[@chrisbrooks280]

Anthony's disdain for her and her humor make my heart warm

[@AJ-zl8bz]

when you get to the annoying singing guy in the first 6 mins, 7:30 will get you past it.

[@enixez]

A thank you 🙏

[@kevintorres7045]

A brilliant

[@markymark4416]

That aziz joke had me in real tears bro lmaoooo

[@zapatababoibarra95]

It was a ruthless joke, and brutal paced delivery brilliant

[@DekkarJr]

Anthony is a savage man.

[@Ye_Is_The_Way]

what's the time point of that joke?

[@andrewwagner9901]

_-Oh Yeah Yeah-_ 1:59:00

[@banksbuttnotyra]

Anthony Jeselnik is the definiton BDE.

[@unxnxwn1798]

Marissa lol

[@bb4380]

big douche energy

[@evanlowney4466]

Well, I've been watching television for almost 40 years and that segment with Josh's Cameo account might be the best piece of content I've ever seen ever.

[@Tintdaddy88]

My favorite part of these podcasts are the background laughter

[@aarongasparini607]

I'm from Windsor, I would do everything I can to get Christina to perform at a club here.

[@irvincano9669]

Please bring in the Josh Potter intro back!!! ASAP

[@brettrenken5658]

"I feel like I'm on a date with Aziz Ansari" hahahahaha

[@Harmander69]

That YMH rap song at the end of the episode is so high n tight!

[@coldsuncrowfeet]

jeselnik with his beard and age is so hot now

[@lynno1974]

Anthony, "Oh, you've got more?" while being forced to watch TT lolololol

[@Billy-hr6wk]

Thank you so much Michael your 20 dollars brought so much joy to so many people

[@Maltymaldy]

You survived the embankment???

[@McCandlessMike]

What about the pills, before the embankment?

[@adamc9771]

Anthony's reaction during the Tik Tok's is like a parent watching their kids shitty school play.

[@sgtbaker2072]

I love that the promo code for a specialized pube trimmer is "mom".

[@EZEonIon]

I really love when you hear everybody in the booth laughing their asses off. Man,.....I wish I enjoyed my job like that.

[@timaciousdfiftythree]

I think Todd glass would be a great guest

[@robertthegamecat9548]

So does Todd Glass.

[@lefty2guns204]

2 Todd's 1 Pod. I'd try that out

[@TehMadCow]

They need to give him his own podcast on the channel, call it “JUST GLASSIN”

[@jayclericuzio1722]

Glass to Mouth

[@darinlowney3392]

Christina prolly hates him...

[@joeday2617]

Bring back Josh's intro or I won't watch one more episode. Gang gang buzz buzz

[@ZZ-zu9nc]

I'm with you we up outta here dead ass

[@dorianspeicher9208]

YOU BOTH NEES TO TAKE IT EEASSE

[@a.k.4o]

Someone please pay him to do it on film live

[@a.k.4o]

@@dorianspeicher9208 keeping it O. S.

[@johnnie543]

Don't fuckin' touch me or my broccolini, jean!

[@PatPrika42]

My favorite part of this podcast are the guys dying in the background. Fucking love it.

[@TehMadCow]

Patrick blue I like it too but sometimes it’s a bit too much...there’s the normal natural background laughter & then there’s times where it’s like they’re straight up scream-laughing into the microphone, like just fucking HOWLING at a regular mundane 7/10 small talk witty banter joke...when it’s over the top like that it sounds kinda forced to me, it’s too noticeable & distracts from the focus of the show. Know what I mean?

[@phreakyboy]

TehMadCow I don’t like it all together. I really don’t like all the new additions ever since YMH became pop.

[@jameschance7337]

Imagine watching a video of the Asian guy reacting to Tom’s accident lol….

[@kylelenertz9731]

Damn... That's funny.

[@grimeyass]

Cant kill tony

[@njatgu]

This comment needs more likes

[@juic3357]

Top tier!

[@trishcooley5810]

What a great idea!

[@Templesdarkest]

These guys are two of my top 5 rn. Love them both. Absolutely hilarious.

[@graffitikidchris]

Jeselnik doesnt have a bad special. MY JEANS ARE HIGH AND TIGHT.

[@TheBahamaLlamas]

Christian O *good

[@dojikeiichiro]

Josh's shoulders will haunt my nightmares...

[@ivanrlynn]

They look so damn comfy tho

[@psytron939]

Shout out to Josh Potter's shoulder pads.

[@Sequenceserenade]

I'm dying from Anthony's jokes on the tic tock videos. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@OpusRuspee]

Christina and Tom, I just wanted to say that this is the second episode that I am watching, and you have made a die hard fan of me. I started as a religiously-dedicated fan of Tom's, but the chemistry that you two have, have made me become an instantaneous binge-watcher. You guys are all hilarious. Please keep up the awesome work, and stay safe!

[@jaimewoydon8862]

Hey Tom and Christina! I live in Canada and was at Tom's show in Winnipeg. It was amazing! I've been a comedy fan for a very long time and haven't been able to go and see a live comedy show before. Your set was great, my girl and I laughed so fucking hard! now that I know you were sick during that set it adds another level to how professional you are. Thanks for making great comedy and keep up the good work

[@conner6417]

Those freaking needles. It's already stuck in my head

[@Darkhare33]

Tom was an absolute legend in Vancouver. I braved the homeless, public transit and drug users to get to his show... HILARIOUS, I laughed so hard, never have i laughed like that.

[@cristophermora7171]

Know what drop i haven't heard in a long time? "FAWRT-IIIN" Bring it back plz

[@michaelrieman5297]

Cristopher Mora you typed that perfectly lol. Agreed. Bring it back!

[@Fryed_Bryce]

Rub rub rub

[@mykmcgrane]

I'll never forget Tom Papa's improv on the car guy, "'Lat kun bah!' Is probably him going, 'Call my wife...'"

[@danielverissimodeoliveira1729]

52:37 for the interview.

[@justinbelden2711]

They need to bring back Josh's original theme music.

[@jg8366]

Jeselnik(or Rogan) is the only acceptable alternative to airing the Dr Drew episode that we know you're sitting on. Tom dropped the lead on the latest "2 Bears..." episode and I was hoping that we could all be "Daddies after dark" today... But anyways...YOU GUYS ARE DOING GOOD!!!

[@VertigoGTI]

1:47:10 best part of the interview. TikTok is terrible.

[@mjweber0313]

Christina sounds like the giggling guy at Mauds loft in The Big Lebowski. Us the audience are just starting with a confused/annoyed face.

[@alexclark9386]

You are saying she has a cleft asshole

[@josephgerhart1187]

I drive truck. You guys make my day so much easier, thank you Tom and Christina!!!

[@chudyrobert4788]

who are tom and christina?

[@bangbang4948]

@@DeezNuts-it7qn you mean Zak and Marybeth

[@HiDDENk00l]

12:45 Tom is stepping on Burr's toes a little bit with that one 😂

[@HobtheGoblin]

Wouldn't it be funny if Bernie started leaning into the Jewish stereotypes. When people are questioning his budgets and "How are you gonna pay for it?", he just went "I'm a jew, i did the math."

[@MegaFlorest]

Ha, Yang already is laying heavy into the "asians are good at math" angle.

[@dancoulson4425]

from London, Ontario you guys are hilarious, love the respect for Canada and Ontario in general. Will definitely be present at either or both of your shows. I thought I was the only one who made a joke about burlington and the coat factory until i heard Christina say my joke word for word. Too niave to think im the only one to have that idea, great minds think alike. All the best, keep up the good work! Cheers

[@travis8106]

Those Tik Toks made the video of the dude in the car garage 10x funnier *_life is all about balance_*

[@truaxegaming4653]

the josh potter videos have me legit holding back tears from laughing at work hoooollyyyy shiittt

[@seabass9043]

Tim and Tina look cute with their matching glasses

[@bridgerarnold6412]

That’s got to be the best ad I’ve ever heard for manscaped on any podcast ever.

[@bangbang4948]

True

[@allisonzed]

I love how awkward it was after he shut down the tik tok. Ps the Aziz joke was amazing

[@couldnotbereachedforfurthe2647]

I almost exited on little acupuncture petey, but Jeselnik was worth sticking around for.