Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 549

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4 жыл бұрын

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Are you following proto and wearing masks in your car while you drive alone with the windows up? We find out how Mommy Tommy celebrated his quarantine birthday, and oh boy.... has 10mg Tom joined us on the podcast!? Many people paid tribute to Tom’s birthday, plus we hear the voice of an old friend. We discover a brand new cool guy and also discuss more possible virus cures.
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@donkeysmell6041
@donkeysmell6041 4 жыл бұрын
YESS! 10mg Tom is here! However, we never got 10 benadryl Tom.
@somedude....
@somedude.... 4 жыл бұрын
GHB Tom for a nice throwback
@todd.howard
@todd.howard 4 жыл бұрын
10 Benadryl will have you screaming about the spiders escaping from your skin
@bb4380
@bb4380 4 жыл бұрын
ehh he was still a bit prickly, ima needa see 20mg tom
@the_cheap_ones
@the_cheap_ones 4 жыл бұрын
Hit him around 41 mark
@YeaJon
@YeaJon 4 жыл бұрын
I didnt know Xanax was spelled like Benadryl
@andrewgervais3115
@andrewgervais3115 4 жыл бұрын
I like how Tom laid into christine for being the high police. The worst when ppl do that.
@evanabbott2737
@evanabbott2737 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I shared his annoyance when she started butting in....😂
@KZ_MMA_
@KZ_MMA_ 4 жыл бұрын
"You're ruining it" LMAO
@MarlowWhere
@MarlowWhere 4 жыл бұрын
If you know you know. There's a way to ask if someone is high, preferably not with a judgmental overtone.
@briannajaide
@briannajaide 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah and let’s be real, 10mgs of THC isn’t anything to be pointing out anyway... it’s to deal with society not to get stoned.
@collinbarnard207
@collinbarnard207 4 жыл бұрын
Brianna Jaide that’s what I thought. Them discussing 10mg as if it’s a legitimate dose that’s going to have noticeable effects is plain ignorant. That amount of THC for even a lightweight is enough to take the edge off and relax a little, that’s it. Anyone saying “you’re so high” to a person who took 10mg is completely ignorant about THC and marijuana use in general.
@C0ltxx45
@C0ltxx45 4 жыл бұрын
*100mg Tom need to make a guest appearance.*
@chriscee3981
@chriscee3981 4 жыл бұрын
Particularly on the Church
@mattweizhongxian7238
@mattweizhongxian7238 4 жыл бұрын
On History Hyenas
@taylorgoetz7604
@taylorgoetz7604 3 жыл бұрын
Grammatom
@BirdOfHermes8381
@BirdOfHermes8381 3 жыл бұрын
He needs to make a permanent appearance!
@yew2oob954
@yew2oob954 4 жыл бұрын
Tom's birthday wish should be for Christina to stop stealing valor.
@allyjay7395
@allyjay7395 4 жыл бұрын
Baaa you're a sheep.
@charleh74
@charleh74 4 жыл бұрын
This episode is more like the older YMH episodes where they just sit and chat to each other, love it.
@jonny_codphilo7809
@jonny_codphilo7809 4 жыл бұрын
isnt that every podcast
@anthonyschaan1
@anthonyschaan1 4 жыл бұрын
2 weeks in a row! We are truly blessed.
@johnqpublic2718
@johnqpublic2718 4 жыл бұрын
Except starting the fucking show with an advert. Dammit. Not making enough skrill tom sugar?
@421less1
@421less1 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnqpublic2718 content isnt fucking free enough for you?
@ivaningram5884
@ivaningram5884 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnqpublic2718 i tap my phone 7 times and listen... lol cry about it
@S1X_Bucks
@S1X_Bucks 4 жыл бұрын
Christina is telling a psychopath that she feels like she has lived too long. You're playing with fire girl
@421less1
@421less1 4 жыл бұрын
Stealing his bit while she's at it. Suicide by tom
@musicf3b
@musicf3b 4 жыл бұрын
421less1 She’s a know valor thief
@robertthegamecat9548
@robertthegamecat9548 4 жыл бұрын
She does not like her life.
@austinarnold155
@austinarnold155 4 жыл бұрын
Like waving a steak in front of a tiger
@fictitiousfeltis
@fictitiousfeltis 4 жыл бұрын
Death by blowing an entire basketball team with a mask on.
@6vitamin
@6vitamin 4 жыл бұрын
RE: Puma at 1:21:00 That big cat has a genetic disorder (IIRC) that makes it super docile and unable to protect itself in the wild. It needed at home and this couple filed all the paperwork and went through all the training and adopted it. If you follow their IG and KZbin channel, they explain it all. They take it to the dog park, they take it to classes and stuff. It never even swipes at other dogs or anything. It’s actually adorable!
@RLybarger1986
@RLybarger1986 4 жыл бұрын
I've seen their channel. That puma is just a huge sweet housecat.
@BaldHeadedManc
@BaldHeadedManc 4 жыл бұрын
Messi the puma!
@markmurray2151
@markmurray2151 4 жыл бұрын
Tom takes 10mg and turns into Rogan talking about how strong big cats are
@YaDingus
@YaDingus 4 жыл бұрын
I'm out of the loop. What's he taking 10mg of?
@karelenhenkie666
@karelenhenkie666 4 жыл бұрын
@@YaDingus thc
@UrbainTrojan
@UrbainTrojan 4 жыл бұрын
You're right, he does become an unintelligible douchebag.
@Texasdex84
@Texasdex84 4 жыл бұрын
If there’s a silver lining to this quarantine it’s more solo episodes with no guests
@Facerip
@Facerip 4 жыл бұрын
Dexter Wallingsford Yes!!!
@iciousvid
@iciousvid 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's great. Theo Vons podcast is amazing right now
@rex826
@rex826 4 жыл бұрын
It’s like the old days. I miss a lot of the segments from those days. Like the YMH drive thru orders
@alienstewart5221
@alienstewart5221 4 жыл бұрын
Agree I miss the solo days in the old studio
@stefancooper1723
@stefancooper1723 4 жыл бұрын
Yep, most guests I skip by. I just listened to episode 62 on libsyn. Tom goes on holiday with his dad , without spoiling it , the stories his dad tells and his dad's life are far more entertaining than guests talking about the LA entertainment industry over over and over
@kingbacon10
@kingbacon10 4 жыл бұрын
10 mg Tom just glassin out here
@seanphillips7320
@seanphillips7320 4 жыл бұрын
He has to eat 100mg with me one day👽
@dawson7726
@dawson7726 4 жыл бұрын
@@seanphillips7320 rad
@Third_Eye_on_the_Sky
@Third_Eye_on_the_Sky 4 жыл бұрын
10mg? I remember my first dose.
@ronanorourke1377
@ronanorourke1377 4 жыл бұрын
Og
@unidentifiedbiomass4106
@unidentifiedbiomass4106 4 жыл бұрын
When Christina was talking about dying Tom took that as consent
@nullobject5943
@nullobject5943 4 жыл бұрын
39:47 that look, that laugh, first sign of 10mg
@bterwin9887
@bterwin9887 4 жыл бұрын
I just came faster than Bert at a clan rally
@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka
@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka 4 жыл бұрын
Devil's advocate says klan robes are covid-19 conscious Just saying
@KZ_MMA_
@KZ_MMA_ 4 жыл бұрын
Klan
@huntertippetts3670
@huntertippetts3670 4 жыл бұрын
I've drank more than Bert at Dollar Marg night at Applebee's.
@esteven2668
@esteven2668 4 жыл бұрын
Wu Tang. Su wu
@anthonycurlyfries5999
@anthonycurlyfries5999 4 жыл бұрын
I clicked faster than Bert can say he hasn’t drank for a month,but he’s had 2 drinks every night for the past month
@mathu8
@mathu8 4 жыл бұрын
The low life expectancy in the 1900s was mostly due to high child mortality. Most people who survived their childhood made it to old age
@al_kaloid
@al_kaloid 4 жыл бұрын
Triggers me everytime..
@seanphillips7320
@seanphillips7320 4 жыл бұрын
Except for your moms
@chrism45
@chrism45 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah old people died as well so 70s was rare
@Bobadeeznuts
@Bobadeeznuts 4 жыл бұрын
Yep, John Adams lived to 90 and he was born in the 1730's. Not super common, but not impossible if you had money and weren't working a dangerous job.
@Christopher-md7tf
@Christopher-md7tf 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks, I was just about to write the same thing
@artofwar420
@artofwar420 4 жыл бұрын
Love 10mg Tom. Hope he increase the dose by 10mg every episode.
@davidmays30
@davidmays30 4 жыл бұрын
Joejoejoe he’ll have to. He’ll build a tolerance
@_qt3145
@_qt3145 4 жыл бұрын
hhwhitewolf009 everyone’s got a difference tolerance, guess he just likes a buzz or doesn’t want to be super inebriated
@UseThisFire
@UseThisFire 4 жыл бұрын
1:03:30 "We were watching Peter Pan, the new one, 'Leaving Neverland'" hahaha
@paulpantea9521
@paulpantea9521 4 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I was gonna watch this now, but my sister went down. She went down into the mountain.
@dashinhayes
@dashinhayes 4 жыл бұрын
Paul Pantea that would be fly if she got captain marcell to wish him a happy birthday lol
@josephdavis2695
@josephdavis2695 4 жыл бұрын
Ok bye.
@james5637
@james5637 4 жыл бұрын
@@josephdavis2695 I'll see you later, bye. got to save my sister, bye. this is captain Marcelle. bye bye.
@samlocastro7912
@samlocastro7912 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@austinarnold155
@austinarnold155 4 жыл бұрын
Stay hydrated. I myself am gonna go drink a big glass of water and get some rest.
@jordanwitsken8660
@jordanwitsken8660 4 жыл бұрын
Christine steals valor almost as often as Barnt goes to clan meetings
@11carsworldwide76
@11carsworldwide76 4 жыл бұрын
WittyBang facts
@hotcakesalesmen3605
@hotcakesalesmen3605 4 жыл бұрын
Say it louder for the Daniacs in the back!
@jordanwitsken8660
@jordanwitsken8660 4 жыл бұрын
hotcakesalesmen fav reply ever
@jordanwitsken8660
@jordanwitsken8660 4 жыл бұрын
Ben McEwen nope
@erdnasiul87
@erdnasiul87 4 жыл бұрын
C L A N
@callumwells
@callumwells 4 жыл бұрын
Johnny Depp: "Don't have an instrument? Record sounds around the house" You mean I can make music from the screams of those children I threw down my well?
@scottydoe136
@scottydoe136 4 жыл бұрын
Johnny Depp: "Don't have an instrument? Try ham boning."
@wahwahcarrots
@wahwahcarrots 4 жыл бұрын
Just FYI, he's Cherokee, I'm not native... at all.
@ronmellen-stier1081
@ronmellen-stier1081 4 жыл бұрын
You have got a big mouth.
@vik03
@vik03 4 жыл бұрын
Yall still brother & sister
@hajimemashite1412
@hajimemashite1412 4 жыл бұрын
I’M NO KIN TO HER
@brendendielman3150
@brendendielman3150 4 жыл бұрын
well, the secrets out...
@Devin-fp5eo
@Devin-fp5eo 4 жыл бұрын
mess with me, and see what happens to ur accounts...
@morganb4880
@morganb4880 4 жыл бұрын
Resting 10mg Tom Face is where I’m trying to be.
@christianbeaupre1748
@christianbeaupre1748 4 жыл бұрын
I love how 10 mg Tom triggers passive aggressive Tina.
@guyledouche6039
@guyledouche6039 4 жыл бұрын
Just call her Pat
@adobbins89
@adobbins89 4 жыл бұрын
Well handled on the " are you high!?" Tom. No one likes that.
@denisbejtja9937
@denisbejtja9937 4 жыл бұрын
Lol Yeah that shit was rude, beautiful way to call her out
@itsbdizz
@itsbdizz 4 жыл бұрын
Word, wish there was a button to replace her sometimes. It's cool that he didn't make a Lexipro joke at that moment.
@JohnRundle09
@JohnRundle09 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if a guy with feathered hair took a shit on the floor and wiped it on the bag... AND YOU DIDNT REMEMBER IT!
@RLybarger1986
@RLybarger1986 4 жыл бұрын
For real. What is that person's life?
@zb2584
@zb2584 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@noirling1
@noirling1 4 жыл бұрын
bruh.
@Glassandcandy
@Glassandcandy 4 жыл бұрын
Different shit, same day, brotherrrr. happens all the time in fedsmoker land tbh
@nolans3026
@nolans3026 4 жыл бұрын
Bring Enny in for an episode, Sickler had him on and that was one of my favorite episodes - dude has an amazing personality
@jb1996BLOP
@jb1996BLOP 4 жыл бұрын
If he showed up for some 10-20 minute bits like josh potter that would be awesome
@VanGTO49
@VanGTO49 4 жыл бұрын
Dude is cool as fuck
@VanGTO49
@VanGTO49 4 жыл бұрын
Lenny Kravitz but he don’t hold no Ls
@SpankyCSTX
@SpankyCSTX 4 жыл бұрын
He ain't a real ass ninja like his dad said
@brianoconnell7266
@brianoconnell7266 4 жыл бұрын
What a crazy, interesting life he's had so far.
@tymasi
@tymasi 4 жыл бұрын
Tom started the show looking happier and calmer.. Ed’s are doing him good. Love the High & Tight song by David S.
@Kevinduzit760
@Kevinduzit760 4 жыл бұрын
9:33 did christina just lift her leg to fart then say "what?💁" lmao😂
@kylerashby1997
@kylerashby1997 4 жыл бұрын
You guys are legit making me less depressed during quarantine, you followed protocol in my books.
@officialgoogleyoutube
@officialgoogleyoutube 4 жыл бұрын
Christina, the woman who tells the world that she's tired of life and is waiting for it to end, is upset with celebrities for not uplifting the masses. Y'know what? I take it back. She did steal valor.
@8.5.edibles
@8.5.edibles 4 жыл бұрын
More like 1:33:00
@the.angester
@the.angester 4 жыл бұрын
It's so weird to see the Incels in public 😑
@kennygerberich4985
@kennygerberich4985 4 жыл бұрын
@G • Star Maybe she has such an ugly interior as you put it...or maybe it's just the fact that you're listening to people that have to keep talking for a couple hours or more straight. They pretty much just have to say what's on their mind without any real time for a filter, otherwise there's be a bunch of dead air or awkward, neurotic sounding conversation. Given your guys' propensity to get so irritated by the things said by her that you're willing to actually write out a comment about it, I guarantee most of you have thoughts on a regular basis that many people would call ignorant, hypocritical, just generally shitty or whatever... and would wind up coming out if you had to talk for that long.
@JoolianV
@JoolianV 4 жыл бұрын
Kenny Gerberich you can reply with common sense all day every day to these idiots but you won’t get anywhere. They’re missing something
@officialgoogleyoutube
@officialgoogleyoutube 4 жыл бұрын
@@the.angester I'm not an incel. I was just making a joke. Edit: Or were YOU making a joke about Christina being an incel? If so, haha.
@rodrigobolanos7669
@rodrigobolanos7669 4 жыл бұрын
The last ten minutes of this episode are legitimately the most I’ve ever laughed in my life
@415baby
@415baby 4 жыл бұрын
I love how they say “the Ukraine” like Clinton is still in office
@Mars_junior
@Mars_junior 4 жыл бұрын
@ how?
@doodoodoometal
@doodoodoometal 4 жыл бұрын
Some people say Russia so "the Ukraine" is not that bad
@dunnobagels
@dunnobagels 4 жыл бұрын
Can you explain?
@Yonny316
@Yonny316 4 жыл бұрын
I've heard a lot of people from Ukraine call it "the Ukraine " lol
@415baby
@415baby 4 жыл бұрын
Yonny316 then they don’t understand English well. Because the equivalent of calling it The Ukraine in English is like saying на Украине in Russian, which demeans the nation of Ukraine. That term in Russian insinuates that they are still a satellite nation of Russia. So you’re either full of it, or that person did not understand. OR they are pro Russia retaking Ukraine
@maxh.1572
@maxh.1572 4 жыл бұрын
Christina just quoted Tom's special with the whole living enough life bit
@dezz7808
@dezz7808 4 жыл бұрын
Max H. I was waiting for Tom to call it stolen valor for stealing his bit lol
@Spite_Lip
@Spite_Lip 4 жыл бұрын
her and bert constantly tell him his own bits.
@r3traK
@r3traK 4 жыл бұрын
Almost word for word. How did he not say anything? Lol
@grinch9817
@grinch9817 4 жыл бұрын
Because Tom was high as a kite and forgot he did it on the special
@maxh.1572
@maxh.1572 4 жыл бұрын
@@grinch9817 haha true
@johnnysullivan436
@johnnysullivan436 4 жыл бұрын
"did you take your milligrams Tom, your marijuana, did you eat it? Will you tell us when you're high? Oh are you getting too high Tom? Are you feeling different from the marijuana that you've consumed Tom?"
@jb1996BLOP
@jb1996BLOP 4 жыл бұрын
That's what it's like being high around people who don't take the pot. Like just let me enjoy my life don't make me tell you about it
@mtndew616
@mtndew616 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@KZ_MMA_
@KZ_MMA_ 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO, rude
@Senzuballs
@Senzuballs 4 жыл бұрын
She straight up killed my own high 😂
@JuPac420
@JuPac420 4 жыл бұрын
Tina is the fucking worst, stolen valor and being the high police. If that’s her tribe I don’t want any part of it 🙅🏾‍♀️
@DammDamian
@DammDamian 4 жыл бұрын
Just wanna say thank you for your podcast it’s awesome to break away from the lock down and laugh
@BruiseyIV
@BruiseyIV 4 жыл бұрын
this is one of those episodes where i feel like i need to stand up and clap for all of you. thank you for the laughs.
@PatrickStar-li9vu
@PatrickStar-li9vu 4 жыл бұрын
Every Wednesday at 3, I start frothing at the gash.
@danielfawley4711
@danielfawley4711 4 жыл бұрын
I love when Christina does her Eastern block accent.
@NS-sx4dq
@NS-sx4dq 4 жыл бұрын
Said no one ever
@stephaniemcdowell1010
@stephaniemcdowell1010 4 жыл бұрын
You have to remember Jeans, Johnny is still trying to get the remnants of his soul back from Amber.
@garrettbrady9006
@garrettbrady9006 4 жыл бұрын
Where can I find more of David S. that did the outro song, it was the best yet!!!
@robkeelohtx
@robkeelohtx 4 жыл бұрын
I watched ball hogs this morning while I started my detox off my pain pills from surgery and I am so glad I did cuz the laughing helped wit the thoughts and pains I’m having. Keep them jeans high and tight. Love ya mommies!!
@josh4227
@josh4227 4 жыл бұрын
Keep up the good work, you can do it!
@shainashort9652
@shainashort9652 4 жыл бұрын
Good luck!! Be strong. 👍💪
@Christopher-md7tf
@Christopher-md7tf 4 жыл бұрын
Girls sucking on balls makes you laugh? Well, to each their own, I guess.
@awesomealv
@awesomealv 4 жыл бұрын
Stay strong man! Make sure to keep up that proto brother
@bobfalfa76
@bobfalfa76 4 жыл бұрын
3 days on 2days off, you won't get addicted
@finnrater4812
@finnrater4812 4 жыл бұрын
You don't know how much i needed this. I've exhausted all other podcast recourses.
@rancidrylan5460
@rancidrylan5460 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@basstea338
@basstea338 4 жыл бұрын
Finn Rater watch cum town podcast, it’s great
@evanabbott2737
@evanabbott2737 4 жыл бұрын
Bad Friends is good too👍
@Christopher-md7tf
@Christopher-md7tf 4 жыл бұрын
One good thing about lockdown are all these episodes with just the mommies ❤️
@onemanriot100
@onemanriot100 4 жыл бұрын
I love it when Blueban grosses Tom out..."You're fired."
@wacko165
@wacko165 4 жыл бұрын
Christina ruining Toms high was almost as predictable as this episode being funny.
@jonathaninteriano8389
@jonathaninteriano8389 4 жыл бұрын
wacko165 speaking as someone who barely ever uses weed especially in “higher” doses there’s nothing more infuriating then someone pointing out how high you are or brining it up at all for that matter. Ruins everything.
@simonsays525
@simonsays525 4 жыл бұрын
wacko165 Christina steals valor and steals highs.
@TheBillingerCrew
@TheBillingerCrew 4 жыл бұрын
You can really see in his eyes the parts of Christina he loves and the parts he tolerates because he loves her.
@zaclikescauliflower2877
@zaclikescauliflower2877 4 жыл бұрын
As soon as Christina says "You're so high right now", I thought to myself, Well that was off-putting... Literally two seconds later, Tom calls her out & Josh backs him up😂I love it
@kjcorder
@kjcorder 4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad they made her feel bad about it. Let him enjoy it for fucks sake.
@421less1
@421less1 4 жыл бұрын
After badgering him for a fucking month to do 10mg before a pod. That fucked up childhood peaking through.
@robdubent
@robdubent 4 жыл бұрын
Dude like she’s goading him into getting high just so she can ridicule him wtf
@Greenhelix5
@Greenhelix5 4 жыл бұрын
@@robdubent Then again they've always been that way. It all flows. I like it when he roasts her but it's always funny.
@JacenSolo09
@JacenSolo09 4 жыл бұрын
The last 20 minutes made me so happy. This is what I tune in for.
@keirabarnes9324
@keirabarnes9324 4 жыл бұрын
I had the worst mushroom trip of my life last night & y'all got me through it so thanks for being my virtual parents xoxox
@Cpint
@Cpint 4 жыл бұрын
Always good to see the Stolen Valor Champ alongside the Personality and Water Champ. Glad to see that the Stolen Valor Champ is also the Buzz Killing Champ too.
@Sonofgrievous
@Sonofgrievous 4 жыл бұрын
I took a Christina P this morning: "cultivating TikTards while making browns -still wet from the shower"
@Mike-om4tv
@Mike-om4tv 4 жыл бұрын
Your commitment is commendable
@mickykittl3870
@mickykittl3870 4 жыл бұрын
If one shits after a shower instead of before . One wasn’t raised correctly .
@Toxicity3431
@Toxicity3431 4 жыл бұрын
Micky Kittl came here to say that
@MartinZeldaTP
@MartinZeldaTP 4 жыл бұрын
Who tf shits after their shower
@Sonofgrievous
@Sonofgrievous 4 жыл бұрын
@@MartinZeldaTP savages
@animagreed
@animagreed 4 жыл бұрын
I love how at the last moment Tom throws conversation from something he's is dreading to something he gets extreme pleasure out of.
@Masky5150
@Masky5150 4 жыл бұрын
What an episode lol. The last half had me in tears. Christina's crazy scenario questions.
@hectorscustomrods2606
@hectorscustomrods2606 4 жыл бұрын
Its 3 mins late, you guys are clearly not following proto today.
@travishunt4927
@travishunt4927 4 жыл бұрын
busy featherin' it
@Leosalejandro
@Leosalejandro 4 жыл бұрын
10mg Tom forgot about the podcast
@somedude....
@somedude.... 4 жыл бұрын
Enny had to take is monthly shit. You want him to die?
@cybertree
@cybertree 4 жыл бұрын
41:06
@alanlebrun3253
@alanlebrun3253 4 жыл бұрын
"we got to throw rocks at prisoners" may of been the hardest ive ever laughed at ymh. Todd is a psychopath
@JuPac420
@JuPac420 4 жыл бұрын
This might be the best last 30 min of YMH ever, I was scaring my wife laughing so hard with headphones in
@anthonymiller934
@anthonymiller934 4 жыл бұрын
Christina is looking hella good! She's making my Saka Soufflé turn into a telescope 🔭
@anthonymiller934
@anthonymiller934 4 жыл бұрын
@Zah Hall you need to take some benadryl & relax.
@Goldenbaba430
@Goldenbaba430 4 жыл бұрын
Zah Hall try 10 or 12
@jordandavis6635
@jordandavis6635 4 жыл бұрын
We saw her live last Spring at the Store, she's funny she turned us both into telescopes 🔭
@anthonymiller934
@anthonymiller934 4 жыл бұрын
@Zah Hall and you need some sex in your life because it's obvious you're all backed up w/how angry you are.
@dannywilliams3764
@dannywilliams3764 4 жыл бұрын
I can never look at her the same after hearing about her stolen valor incident
@georgimihalkov4781
@georgimihalkov4781 4 жыл бұрын
One good thing to come out of this quarantine are the solo YMH shows!
@youutuube
@youutuube 4 жыл бұрын
I work in Urology and we have a tik’d patient; every time we do a procedure on him (most of ours are urethral and rectal) he starts spitting out names of famous dictators to distract himself. His doctor is Jewish and was like, “hey man... be careful with some of those names!” and smirked at me LOL
@RealSykes
@RealSykes 4 жыл бұрын
This was one of the funniest yet. Towards the end I was crying. Love it!
@Hatingmeisconforming
@Hatingmeisconforming 4 жыл бұрын
Does Christina know she's doing Tom's bit about feeling like she's done everything?
@DawryMike
@DawryMike 4 жыл бұрын
Stolen Valor
@benjipesci5197
@benjipesci5197 4 жыл бұрын
@@DawryMike she's habitual!
@maxwiidanen7281
@maxwiidanen7281 4 жыл бұрын
I was hoping he’d just flat out say hey that’s my bit
@matthewgierula5674
@matthewgierula5674 4 жыл бұрын
She still hasn't partaken of TenMG Tommie's scrum
@paulhancock
@paulhancock 4 жыл бұрын
Christina riding on Tom’s comic career? How dare you...
@newtonslogic
@newtonslogic 4 жыл бұрын
Life Expectancy is calculated to include infant mortality, accidental death, diseases, all cause mortality etc. Humans have been living to 90-100 years old for a very long time.
@tylerprince5532
@tylerprince5532 4 жыл бұрын
Chris Pennington They also live to 40 all the time and drop dead. Chill it with the facts here. Your shit is loose and low
@jamiesloan5902
@jamiesloan5902 4 жыл бұрын
You CAN'T be a fully developed human yet. What are you, 12??? lol
@johntoomey1411
@johntoomey1411 4 жыл бұрын
@@tylerprince5532 a little overprotective? You think they're offended that someone corrected them in the comments? We've had huge medical advancements but it's the infant mortality rate skewing that number.
@Clara-kf5jd
@Clara-kf5jd 4 жыл бұрын
This episode had me crying laughing by the end. I kept expecting Tom to drop Top Dog's legendary "I'd go retarted" to answer Christina's question
@joshc6089
@joshc6089 4 жыл бұрын
My friends and I purposely order by starting "lemme get uhhhhhhhh" everywhere we go
@donniewrinkles4231
@donniewrinkles4231 4 жыл бұрын
Do you think Hard Rock Nick has upped his amazon packages back up to 2 a week during the pandemic?
@evanabbott2737
@evanabbott2737 4 жыл бұрын
We need an update from that guy!😂
@josephdavis2695
@josephdavis2695 4 жыл бұрын
Assuming he is a Pokémon, I think he evolved into Big Time Tommy. 🧐
@MrDamnweather
@MrDamnweather 4 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday Tom. Just following proto over here, wanted to make sure things are feathered. Enjoy your day man. Have loved your comedy since the beginning, will till the end.
@tesskennedy3188
@tesskennedy3188 4 жыл бұрын
The "High n Tight" song at the end is AMAZING
@rhondawhitaker1989
@rhondawhitaker1989 4 жыл бұрын
Omg I just love you two, my son kept talking about you guys and I had to check it out and now I'm hooked.
@sabrinaaria_4326
@sabrinaaria_4326 4 жыл бұрын
Christina "Did you take.. your miligrams.. for this show?" Tom: -giggles- "heh heh yah" LOL
@CRAG710
@CRAG710 4 жыл бұрын
My drug dealer wears a mask in his car. And I think that's beautiful.
@briannajaide
@briannajaide 4 жыл бұрын
Christiano Rocco considerate
@acelight25
@acelight25 Жыл бұрын
They can so whatever they want and it looks cool
@anthonymorse8903
@anthonymorse8903 4 жыл бұрын
They need to remake Falling Down starring Tom
@runstickman
@runstickman 4 жыл бұрын
Fuck,that's a million dollar idea
@taylorgoetz7604
@taylorgoetz7604 3 жыл бұрын
You've got red staples in you
@Tra3Music
@Tra3Music 4 жыл бұрын
By far one of the best episodes. 10mg Tom is awesome!
@jakrispy3418
@jakrispy3418 4 жыл бұрын
When did Chris D'Elia get box braids?
@FumblesWumbles
@FumblesWumbles 4 жыл бұрын
What's the name of this guy's channel???? Please tell me
@bryandegenais3106
@bryandegenais3106 4 жыл бұрын
@@FumblesWumbles same
@topherchris20
@topherchris20 4 жыл бұрын
Please
@almightysosa3007
@almightysosa3007 4 жыл бұрын
Cody Bradley nuka zeus, look him up, although I could not find the first video they showed of him
@pdsf521
@pdsf521 4 жыл бұрын
No ones ever seen Fed Smoker and COVID in the same room at the same time... just saying
@eduardlaser96
@eduardlaser96 4 жыл бұрын
look into it
@shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317
@shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317 4 жыл бұрын
This particular comment section is gold 😆
@JR-rz1br
@JR-rz1br 4 жыл бұрын
COnald VIDeos
@dontpanic9261
@dontpanic9261 4 жыл бұрын
Never seen covid feather anything. Soooo?
@lordofthetrailerpark7565
@lordofthetrailerpark7565 4 жыл бұрын
This reminds me why I chose Tom over Bert, this pod cast is by far less racist.....
@beastmode68rr
@beastmode68rr 4 жыл бұрын
What a great song at the end. I rewinded it a few times. High 'n Tight instant classic song
@bayz676
@bayz676 4 жыл бұрын
Happy belated birthday, Tom! I'm lucky enough to get this podcast released on my birthday 😉
@evanabbott2737
@evanabbott2737 4 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday!👍🎉
@allenlord3679
@allenlord3679 4 жыл бұрын
10mg Tom has entered the building Let's gooo. Imagine Bart being there. He'd be do jealous and left out he would eat 1,000mg and make it about him. 😂🤣😂🤣 (It would be a good one though)
@terrybird993
@terrybird993 4 жыл бұрын
......huh?
@cyberneticghostofchristmas
@cyberneticghostofchristmas 4 жыл бұрын
Finally, a sponsor I actually can use. Those sunglasses look great. Just picked two pairs! Thanks mommies!!!
@lilja1345
@lilja1345 4 жыл бұрын
What's great about scrum master is that it's a real job title in project management 😂
@evanquintin5609
@evanquintin5609 4 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for you to apologize to the troops
@dieubermensch
@dieubermensch 4 жыл бұрын
You mean the terrorists?
@CarterL10
@CarterL10 4 жыл бұрын
I clicked so fast my tongue got caught in my teeth and I could not see what I was saying
@bonesmckenzie3115
@bonesmckenzie3115 4 жыл бұрын
Hefty LOLs from that. Keep featherin it brother.
@mathewcox9371
@mathewcox9371 4 жыл бұрын
Best way to spend a Quarantined birthday is with The Mommies.....love you guys!
@cybertree
@cybertree 4 жыл бұрын
"Am I getting my cereal in the morning? That's all that matters." Oh my fucking GOD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭, oooooh I actually teared up laughing.
@tylernichols3562
@tylernichols3562 4 жыл бұрын
Is that Nadav, the one always losing his shit back there?
@jurj97
@jurj97 4 жыл бұрын
Yessir
@austinarnold155
@austinarnold155 4 жыл бұрын
Yup. I know a Jew laugh when I hear it.
@coopboulton
@coopboulton 4 жыл бұрын
I know someone that shot himself in the head but didn't kill himself but shot out his optic nerve and he was 100% blind afterwards.
@AV-zh6tq
@AV-zh6tq 4 жыл бұрын
What a failure
@chadleywilliams497
@chadleywilliams497 4 жыл бұрын
@@AV-zh6tq Yeah he was probably a failure at life and now a failure at death too.
@badboy95256
@badboy95256 4 жыл бұрын
Same. Hes much happier blind. No joke
@crisisactor420
@crisisactor420 4 жыл бұрын
@@badboy95256 holy shit
@dontpanic9261
@dontpanic9261 4 жыл бұрын
Must have ugly friends and family.
@Sh0cKTr4uMa
@Sh0cKTr4uMa 4 жыл бұрын
“You got two hands and a table? Why don’t you get good at that? Make that an instrument” lmfao
@joshkirk6202
@joshkirk6202 4 жыл бұрын
This track at the end is awesome!!
@Cyxz666
@Cyxz666 4 жыл бұрын
"Today was a good day....I'm not telling the truth" that's when 10mg Tom hit
@revmaxproductions
@revmaxproductions 4 жыл бұрын
How much valor was stolen this week?
@ZachStephens12
@ZachStephens12 4 жыл бұрын
I just started dinner as they were talking about sugar causing diarrhea lol I love it
@honestinsincerity2270
@honestinsincerity2270 4 жыл бұрын
I'm willing to bet my second child that Christine has never once said "May I please have a..." to a server in the last two decades.
@wj2429
@wj2429 4 жыл бұрын
They have a person for that.
@BlackCheezit
@BlackCheezit 4 жыл бұрын
Christina starting off telling a classic Tom joke
@CaptainDevilSticks
@CaptainDevilSticks 4 жыл бұрын
How many fuckin' days are there? Ya know?
@annieasgard4447
@annieasgard4447 4 жыл бұрын
I love Christina's jumper. The yellow suits her so well!
@briannajaide
@briannajaide 4 жыл бұрын
Annie Asgard agree. Mommy looking fresh in her mellow yellow
@Falconetti182
@Falconetti182 4 жыл бұрын
The song at the end is incredible. Great rhymes yo.
@antoniopilgrim1176
@antoniopilgrim1176 4 жыл бұрын
that ending song to this episode is everything!!!
@johngannon
@johngannon 4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I tuned in today, these comedians just taught me so much about how to contract Covid!
@jacobcampbell6360
@jacobcampbell6360 4 жыл бұрын
My fuckin mannnn 10 millllly tommy buns is here
@torrymeraki405
@torrymeraki405 4 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised they didn’t turn the clip from those twins doctors talking and use it in the show today already. Lol
@NeishyBx
@NeishyBx 4 жыл бұрын
I watched about a minute of that Johnny Depp clip last night, and all I was thinking about is how it was perfect YMH material. Now I feel like a true mommy.
@purnellBpagan
@purnellBpagan 4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t want this podcast to end.. shwavy Tom is on another level
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