Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 549

[@donkeysmell6041]

YESS! 10mg Tom is here! However, we never got 10 benadryl Tom.

[@somedude....]

GHB Tom for a nice throwback

[@todd.howard]

10 Benadryl will have you screaming about the spiders escaping from your skin

[@bb4380]

ehh he was still a bit prickly, ima needa see 20mg tom

[@the_cheap_ones]

Hit him around 41 mark

[@YeaJon]

I didnt know Xanax was spelled like Benadryl

[@Colt-Forty5]

*100mg Tom need to make a guest appearance.*

[@chriscee3981]

Particularly on the Church

[@mattweizhongxian7238]

On History Hyenas

[@taylorgoetz7604]

Grammatom

[@BirdOfHermes83]

He needs to make a permanent appearance!

[@Texasdex84]

If there’s a silver lining to this quarantine it’s more solo episodes with no guests

[@Facerip]

Dexter Wallingsford Yes!!!

[@iciousvid]

Yeah it's great. Theo Vons podcast is amazing right now

[@rex826]

It’s like the old days. I miss a lot of the segments from those days. Like the YMH drive thru orders

[@alienstewart5221]

Agree I miss the solo days in the old studio

[@stefancooper1723]

Yep, most guests I skip by. I just listened to episode 62 on libsyn. Tom goes on holiday with his dad , without spoiling it , the stories his dad tells and his dad's life are far more entertaining than guests talking about the LA entertainment industry over over and over

[@yew2oob954]

Tom's birthday wish should be for Christina to stop stealing valor.

[@allyjay7395]

Baaa you're a sheep.

[@andrewgervais3115]

I like how Tom laid into christine for being the high police. The worst when ppl do that.

[@evanabbott2737]

Yeah, I shared his annoyance when she started butting in....😂

[@KZ_MMA-KZ]

"You're ruining it" LMAO

[@MarlowWhere]

If you know you know. There's a way to ask if someone is high, preferably not with a judgmental overtone.

[@briannajaide]

Yeah and let’s be real, 10mgs of THC isn’t anything to be pointing out anyway... it’s to deal with society not to get stoned.

[@collinbarnard207]

Brianna Jaide that’s what I thought. Them discussing 10mg as if it’s a legitimate dose that’s going to have noticeable effects is plain ignorant. That amount of THC for even a lightweight is enough to take the edge off and relax a little, that’s it. Anyone saying “you’re so high” to a person who took 10mg is completely ignorant about THC and marijuana use in general.

[@markmurray2151]

Tom takes 10mg and turns into Rogan talking about how strong big cats are

[@YaDingus]

I'm out of the loop. What's he taking 10mg of?

[@karelenhenkie666]

@@YaDingus thc

[@UrbainTrojan]

You're right, he does become an unintelligible douchebag.

[@charleh74]

This episode is more like the older YMH episodes where they just sit and chat to each other, love it.

[@jonny_codphilo7809]

isnt that every podcast

[@anthonyschaan1]

2 weeks in a row! We are truly blessed.

[@johnqpublic2718]

Except starting the fucking show with an advert. Dammit. Not making enough skrill tom sugar?

[@421less1]

@@johnqpublic2718 content isnt fucking free enough for you?

[@ivaningram5884]

@@johnqpublic2718 i tap my phone 7 times and listen... lol cry about it

[@unidentifiedbiomass4106]

When Christina was talking about dying Tom took that as consent

[@S1X_Bucks]

Christina is telling a psychopath that she feels like she has lived too long. You're playing with fire girl

[@421less1]

Stealing his bit while she's at it. Suicide by tom

[@musicf3b]

421less1 She’s a know valor thief

[@robertthegamecat9548]

She does not like her life.

[@austinarnold155]

Like waving a steak in front of a tiger

[@fictitiousfeltis]

Death by blowing an entire basketball team with a mask on.

[@6vitamin]

RE: Puma at 1:21:00 That big cat has a genetic disorder (IIRC) that makes it super docile and unable to protect itself in the wild. It needed at home and this couple filed all the paperwork and went through all the training and adopted it. If you follow their IG and KZbin channel, they explain it all. They take it to the dog park, they take it to classes and stuff. It never even swipes at other dogs or anything. It’s actually adorable!

[@RLybarger1986]

I've seen their channel. That puma is just a huge sweet housecat.

[@BaldHeadedManc]

Messi the puma!

[@kingbacon10]

10 mg Tom just glassin out here

[@seanphillips7320]

He has to eat 100mg with me one day👽

[@dawson7726]

@@seanphillips7320 rad

[@Third_Eye_on_the_Sky]

10mg? I remember my first dose.

[@ronanorourke1377]

Og

[@artofwar420]

Love 10mg Tom. Hope he increase the dose by 10mg every episode.

[@davidmays30]

Joejoejoe he’ll have to. He’ll build a tolerance

[@_qt3145]

hhwhitewolf009 everyone’s got a difference tolerance, guess he just likes a buzz or doesn’t want to be super inebriated

[@mathu8]

The low life expectancy in the 1900s was mostly due to high child mortality. Most people who survived their childhood made it to old age

[@al_kaloid]

Triggers me everytime..

[@seanphillips7320]

Except for your moms

[@chrism45]

Yeah old people died as well so 70s was rare

[@Gigachadjoker]

Yep, John Adams lived to 90 and he was born in the 1730's. Not super common, but not impossible if you had money and weren't working a dangerous job.

[@Howitchewstofeel5gum]

Thanks, I was just about to write the same thing

[@tymasi]

Tom started the show looking happier and calmer.. Ed’s are doing him good. Love the High & Tight song by David S.

[@bterwin9887]

I just came faster than Bert at a clan rally

[@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka]

Devil's advocate says klan robes are covid-19 conscious Just saying

[@KZ_MMA-KZ]

Klan

[@huntertippetts3670]

I've drank more than Bert at Dollar Marg night at Applebee's.

[@esteven2668]

Wu Tang. Su wu

[@anthonycurlyfries5999]

I clicked faster than Bert can say he hasn’t drank for a month,but he’s had 2 drinks every night for the past month

[@callumwells]

Johnny Depp: "Don't have an instrument? Record sounds around the house" You mean I can make music from the screams of those children I threw down my well?

[@jordanwitty1234]

Christine steals valor almost as often as Barnt goes to clan meetings

[@11carsworldwide76]

WittyBang facts

[@hotcakesalesmen3605]

Say it louder for the Daniacs in the back!

[@jordanwitty1234]

hotcakesalesmen fav reply ever

[@jordanwitty1234]

Ben McEwen nope

[@erdnasiul87]

C L A N

[@adobbins89]

Well handled on the " are you high!?" Tom. No one likes that.

[@denisbejtja9937]

Lol Yeah that shit was rude, beautiful way to call her out

[@itsbdizz]

Word, wish there was a button to replace her sometimes. It's cool that he didn't make a Lexipro joke at that moment.

[@kylerashby1997]

You guys are legit making me less depressed during quarantine, you followed protocol in my books.

[@nullobject5943]

39:47 that look, that laugh, first sign of 10mg

[@johnnysullivan436]

"did you take your milligrams Tom, your marijuana, did you eat it? Will you tell us when you're high? Oh are you getting too high Tom? Are you feeling different from the marijuana that you've consumed Tom?"

[@jb1996BLOP]

That's what it's like being high around people who don't take the pot. Like just let me enjoy my life don't make me tell you about it

[@KZ_MMA-KZ]

LMAO, rude

[@Senzuballs]

She straight up killed my own high 😂

[@JuPac420]

Tina is the fucking worst, stolen valor and being the high police. If that’s her tribe I don’t want any part of it 🙅🏾‍♀️

[@415baby]

I love how they say “the Ukraine” like Clinton is still in office

[@Mars_junior]

@ how?

[@doodoodoometal]

Some people say Russia so "the Ukraine" is not that bad

[@SirBagelsFGR]

Can you explain?

[@Yonny316]

I've heard a lot of people from Ukraine call it "the Ukraine " lol

[@415baby]

Yonny316 then they don’t understand English well. Because the equivalent of calling it The Ukraine in English is like saying на Украине in Russian, which demeans the nation of Ukraine. That term in Russian insinuates that they are still a satellite nation of Russia. So you’re either full of it, or that person did not understand. OR they are pro Russia retaking Ukraine

[@nolans3026]

Bring Enny in for an episode, Sickler had him on and that was one of my favorite episodes - dude has an amazing personality

[@jb1996BLOP]

If he showed up for some 10-20 minute bits like josh potter that would be awesome

[@VanGTO49]

Dude is cool as fuck

[@VanGTO49]

Lenny Kravitz but he don’t hold no Ls

[@SpankyCSTX]

He ain't a real ass ninja like his dad said

[@brianoconnell7266]

What a crazy, interesting life he's had so far.

[@christianbeaupre1748]

I love how 10 mg Tom triggers passive aggressive Tina.

[@guyledouche6039]

Just call her Pat

[@paulpantea9521]

Oh man, I was gonna watch this now, but my sister went down. She went down into the mountain.

[@dashinhayes]

Paul Pantea that would be fly if she got captain marcell to wish him a happy birthday lol

[@josephdavis2695]

Ok bye.

[@james5637]

@@josephdavis2695 I'll see you later, bye. got to save my sister, bye. this is captain Marcelle. bye bye.

[@samlocastro7912]

😂😂😂

[@austinarnold155]

Stay hydrated. I myself am gonna go drink a big glass of water and get some rest.

[@garrettbrady9006]

Where can I find more of David S. that did the outro song, it was the best yet!!!

[@JohnRundle09]

Imagine if a guy with feathered hair took a shit on the floor and wiped it on the bag... AND YOU DIDNT REMEMBER IT!

[@RLybarger1986]

For real. What is that person's life?

[@zb2584]

😂😂😂

[@noirling1]

bruh.

[@Glassandcandy]

Different shit, same day, brotherrrr. happens all the time in fedsmoker land tbh

[@UseThisFire]

1:03:30 "We were watching Peter Pan, the new one, 'Leaving Neverland'" hahaha

[@morganb4880]

Resting 10mg Tom Face is where I’m trying to be.

[@scottydoe136]

Johnny Depp: "Don't have an instrument? Try ham boning."

[@wahwahcarrots]

Just FYI, he's Cherokee, I'm not native... at all.

[@ronmellen-stier1081]

You have got a big mouth.

[@vik03]

Yall still brother & sister

[@hajimemashite1412]

I’M NO KIN TO HER

[@brendendielman3150]

well, the secrets out...

[@Devin-fp5eo]

mess with me, and see what happens to ur accounts...

[@rodrigobolanos7669]

The last ten minutes of this episode are legitimately the most I’ve ever laughed in my life

[@maxh.1572]

Christina just quoted Tom's special with the whole living enough life bit

[@dezz7808]

Max H. I was waiting for Tom to call it stolen valor for stealing his bit lol

[@Spite_Lip]

her and bert constantly tell him his own bits.

[@r3traK]

Almost word for word. How did he not say anything? Lol

[@grinch9817]

Because Tom was high as a kite and forgot he did it on the special

[@maxh.1572]

@@grinch9817 haha true

[@pauliseri935]

Enny and Josh are HEROES!!!!!!!! They have saved humanity!

[@wacko165]

Christina ruining Toms high was almost as predictable as this episode being funny.

[@jonathaninteriano8389]

wacko165 speaking as someone who barely ever uses weed especially in “higher” doses there’s nothing more infuriating then someone pointing out how high you are or brining it up at all for that matter. Ruins everything.

[@simonsays525]

wacko165 Christina steals valor and steals highs.

[@TheBillingerCrew]

You can really see in his eyes the parts of Christina he loves and the parts he tolerates because he loves her.

[@JacenSolo09]

The last 20 minutes made me so happy. This is what I tune in for.

[@danielfawley4711]

I love when Christina does her Eastern block accent.

[@NS-sx4dq]

Said no one ever

[@Howitchewstofeel5gum]

One good thing about lockdown are all these episodes with just the mommies ❤️

[@finnrater4812]

You don't know how much i needed this. I've exhausted all other podcast recourses.

[@rancidrylan5460]

Same

[@basstea338]

Finn Rater watch cum town podcast, it’s great

[@evanabbott2737]

Bad Friends is good too👍

[@BruiseyIV]

this is one of those episodes where i feel like i need to stand up and clap for all of you. thank you for the laughs.

[@officialgoogleyoutube]

Christina, the woman who tells the world that she's tired of life and is waiting for it to end, is upset with celebrities for not uplifting the masses. Y'know what? I take it back. She did steal valor.

[@8.5.edibles]

More like 1:33:00

[@the.angester]

It's so weird to see the Incels in public 😑

[@billie_vanilli]

@G • Star Maybe she has such an ugly interior as you put it...or maybe it's just the fact that you're listening to people that have to keep talking for a couple hours or more straight. They pretty much just have to say what's on their mind without any real time for a filter, otherwise there's be a bunch of dead air or awkward, neurotic sounding conversation. Given your guys' propensity to get so irritated by the things said by her that you're willing to actually write out a comment about it, I guarantee most of you have thoughts on a regular basis that many people would call ignorant, hypocritical, just generally shitty or whatever... and would wind up coming out if you had to talk for that long.

[@JoolianV]

Kenny Gerberich you can reply with common sense all day every day to these idiots but you won’t get anywhere. They’re missing something

[@officialgoogleyoutube]

@@the.angester I'm not an incel. I was just making a joke. Edit: Or were YOU making a joke about Christina being an incel? If so, haha.

[@DammDamian]

Just wanna say thank you for your podcast it’s awesome to break away from the lock down and laugh

[@robkeelohtx]

I watched ball hogs this morning while I started my detox off my pain pills from surgery and I am so glad I did cuz the laughing helped wit the thoughts and pains I’m having. Keep them jeans high and tight. Love ya mommies!!

[@josh4227]

Keep up the good work, you can do it!

[@shainashort9652]

Good luck!! Be strong. 👍💪

[@Howitchewstofeel5gum]

Girls sucking on balls makes you laugh? Well, to each their own, I guess.

[@awesomealv]

Stay strong man! Make sure to keep up that proto brother

[@bobfalfa76]

3 days on 2days off, you won't get addicted

[@keirabarnes9324]

I had the worst mushroom trip of my life last night & y'all got me through it so thanks for being my virtual parents xoxox

[@georgimihalkov4781]

One good thing to come out of this quarantine are the solo YMH shows!

[@Kevinduzit760]

9:33 did christina just lift her leg to fart then say "what?💁" lmao😂

[@zaclikescauliflower2877]

As soon as Christina says "You're so high right now", I thought to myself, Well that was off-putting... Literally two seconds later, Tom calls her out & Josh backs him up😂I love it

[@kjcorder]

I'm glad they made her feel bad about it. Let him enjoy it for fucks sake.

[@421less1]

After badgering him for a fucking month to do 10mg before a pod. That fucked up childhood peaking through.

[@robdubent]

Dude like she’s goading him into getting high just so she can ridicule him wtf

[@Greenhelix5]

@@robdubent Then again they've always been that way. It all flows. I like it when he roasts her but it's always funny.

[@animagreed]

I love how at the last moment Tom throws conversation from something he's is dreading to something he gets extreme pleasure out of.

[@PatrickStar-li9vu]

Every Wednesday at 3, I start frothing at the gash.

[@onemanriot100]

I love it when Blueban grosses Tom out..."You're fired."

[@hectorscustomrods2606]

Its 3 mins late, you guys are clearly not following proto today.

[@travishunt4927]

busy featherin' it

[@Leosalejandro]

10mg Tom forgot about the podcast

[@somedude....]

Enny had to take is monthly shit. You want him to die?

[@Masky5150]

What an episode lol. The last half had me in tears. Christina's crazy scenario questions.

[@Cpint]

Always good to see the Stolen Valor Champ alongside the Personality and Water Champ. Glad to see that the Stolen Valor Champ is also the Buzz Killing Champ too.

[@stephaniemcdowell1010]

You have to remember Jeans, Johnny is still trying to get the remnants of his soul back from Amber.

[@Sonofgrievous]

I took a Christina P this morning: "cultivating TikTards while making browns -still wet from the shower"

[@Mike-om4tv]

Your commitment is commendable

[@mickykittl3870]

If one shits after a shower instead of before . One wasn’t raised correctly .

[@Toxicity3431]

Micky Kittl came here to say that

[@MartinZeldaTP]

Who tf shits after their shower

[@Sonofgrievous]

@@MartinZeldaTP savages

[@youutuube]

I work in Urology and we have a tik’d patient; every time we do a procedure on him (most of ours are urethral and rectal) he starts spitting out names of famous dictators to distract himself. His doctor is Jewish and was like, “hey man... be careful with some of those names!” and smirked at me LOL

[@MrDamnweather]

Happy Birthday Tom. Just following proto over here, wanted to make sure things are feathered. Enjoy your day man. Have loved your comedy since the beginning, will till the end.

[@cybertree]

"Am I getting my cereal in the morning? That's all that matters." Oh my fucking GOD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭, oooooh I actually teared up laughing.

[@newtonslogic]

Life Expectancy is calculated to include infant mortality, accidental death, diseases, all cause mortality etc. Humans have been living to 90-100 years old for a very long time.

[@tylerprince5532]

Chris Pennington They also live to 40 all the time and drop dead. Chill it with the facts here. Your shit is loose and low

[@jamiesloan5902]

You CAN'T be a fully developed human yet. What are you, 12??? lol

[@johntoomey1411]

@@tylerprince5532 a little overprotective? You think they're offended that someone corrected them in the comments? We've had huge medical advancements but it's the infant mortality rate skewing that number.

[@Clara-kf5jd]

This episode had me crying laughing by the end. I kept expecting Tom to drop Top Dog's legendary "I'd go retarted" to answer Christina's question

[@anthonymiller934]

Christina is looking hella good! She's making my Saka Soufflé turn into a telescope 🔭

[@anthonymiller934]

@Zah Hall you need to take some benadryl & relax.

[@Goldenbaba430]

Zah Hall try 10 or 12

[@jordandavis6635]

We saw her live last Spring at the Store, she's funny she turned us both into telescopes 🔭

[@anthonymiller934]

@Zah Hall and you need some sex in your life because it's obvious you're all backed up w/how angry you are.

[@dannywilliams3764]

I can never look at her the same after hearing about her stolen valor incident

[@rhondawhitaker1989]

Omg I just love you two, my son kept talking about you guys and I had to check it out and now I'm hooked.

[@cybertree]

41:06

[@tesskennedy3188]

The "High n Tight" song at the end is AMAZING

[@donniewrinkles4231]

Do you think Hard Rock Nick has upped his amazon packages back up to 2 a week during the pandemic?

[@evanabbott2737]

We need an update from that guy!😂

[@josephdavis2695]

Assuming he is a Pokémon, I think he evolved into Big Time Tommy. 🧐

[@lordofthetrailerpark7565]

This reminds me why I chose Tom over Bert, this pod cast is by far less racist.....

[@Hatingmeisconforming]

Does Christina know she's doing Tom's bit about feeling like she's done everything?

[@DawryMike]

Stolen Valor

[@benjipesci5197]

@@DawryMike she's habitual!

[@maxwiidanen7281]

I was hoping he’d just flat out say hey that’s my bit

[@matthewgierula5674]

She still hasn't partaken of TenMG Tommie's scrum

[@paulhancock]

Christina riding on Tom’s comic career? How dare you...

[@alanlebrun3253]

"we got to throw rocks at prisoners" may of been the hardest ive ever laughed at ymh. Todd is a psychopath

[@sabrinaaria_4326]

Christina "Did you take.. your miligrams.. for this show?" Tom: -giggles- "heh heh yah" LOL

[@NeishyBx]

I watched about a minute of that Johnny Depp clip last night, and all I was thinking about is how it was perfect YMH material. Now I feel like a true mommy.

[@CRAG710]

My drug dealer wears a mask in his car. And I think that's beautiful.

[@briannajaide]

Christiano Rocco considerate

[@acelight25]

They can so whatever they want and it looks cool

[@cyberneticghostofchristmas]

Finally, a sponsor I actually can use. Those sunglasses look great. Just picked two pairs! Thanks mommies!!!

[@jakrispy3418]

When did Chris D'Elia get box braids?

[@FumblesWumbles]

What's the name of this guy's channel???? Please tell me

[@bryandegenais3106]

@@FumblesWumbles same

[@topherchris20]

Please

[@almightysosa3007]

Cody Bradley nuka zeus, look him up, although I could not find the first video they showed of him

[@slados1]

I suggest Christina keeps Tom loaded... that last part was the funniest in a long while!

[@pdsf521]

No ones ever seen Fed Smoker and COVID in the same room at the same time... just saying

[@eduardlaser96]

look into it

[@shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317]

This particular comment section is gold 😆

[@JR-rz1br]

COnald VIDeos

[@dontpanic9261]

Never seen covid feather anything. Soooo?

[@Tra3Music]

By far one of the best episodes. 10mg Tom is awesome!

[@Cyxz666]

"Today was a good day....I'm not telling the truth" that's when 10mg Tom hit

[@RealSykes]

This was one of the funniest yet. Towards the end I was crying. Love it!

[@evanquintin5609]

Still waiting for you to apologize to the troops

[@dieubermensch]

You mean the terrorists?

[@JuPac420]

This might be the best last 30 min of YMH ever, I was scaring my wife laughing so hard with headphones in

[@coopboulton]

I know someone that shot himself in the head but didn't kill himself but shot out his optic nerve and he was 100% blind afterwards.

[@AV-zh6tq]

What a failure

[@chadleywilliams497]

@@AV-zh6tq Yeah he was probably a failure at life and now a failure at death too.

[@badboy95256]

Same. Hes much happier blind. No joke

[@crisisactor420]

@@badboy95256 holy shit

[@dontpanic9261]

Must have ugly friends and family.

[@anthonymorse8903]

They need to remake Falling Down starring Tom

[@runstickman]

Fuck,that's a million dollar idea

[@taylorgoetz7604]

You've got red staples in you

[@johngannon]

I'm glad I tuned in today, these comedians just taught me so much about how to contract Covid!

[@jacobcampbell6360]

My fuckin mannnn 10 millllly tommy buns is here

[@mathewcox9371]

Best way to spend a Quarantined birthday is with The Mommies.....love you guys!

[@annieasgard4447]

I love Christina's jumper. The yellow suits her so well!

[@briannajaide]

Annie Asgard agree. Mommy looking fresh in her mellow yellow

[@honestinsincerity2270]

I'm willing to bet my second child that Christine has never once said "May I please have a..." to a server in the last two decades.

[@revmaxproductions]

How much valor was stolen this week?

[@cmiles9452]

I feel the EXACT same way as Christina on the birthday song. I never understood why I could pretend it was my birthday at a restaurant and be happy but get SO uncomfortable with my own family on the real day. She described that perfectly.

[@allenlord3679]

10mg Tom has entered the building Let's gooo. Imagine Bart being there. He'd be do jealous and left out he would eat 1,000mg and make it about him. 😂🤣😂🤣 (It would be a good one though)

[@terrybird993]

......huh?

[@TendoTheDude]

The High 'n Tight song by David S. Is HANDS DOWN the best song yet.

[@bryanm6245]

Fact: High and Tight Jean's is the best way to prevent Corona Virus.

[@lilja1345]

What's great about scrum master is that it's a real job title in project management 😂

[@BlackCheezit]

Christina starting off telling a classic Tom joke

[@CaptainDevilSticks]

How many fuckin' days are there? Ya know?

[@MANDAHpanda55]

I need a cool guy riff button so I can play it at any point in time in public. So many cool dudes out there.

[@tylernichols3562]

Is that Nadav, the one always losing his shit back there?

[@jurj97]

Yessir

[@austinarnold155]

Yup. I know a Jew laugh when I hear it.

[@manchild1111111]

You stop covid-19 but you become John Travolta in the fanatic 😂😂😂

[@CarterL10]

I clicked so fast my tongue got caught in my teeth and I could not see what I was saying

[@bonesmckenzie3115]

Hefty LOLs from that. Keep featherin it brother.

[@CryztlShots]

I can tell Christina really LOVES Best Fiends!

[@joshc6089]

My friends and I purposely order by starting "lemme get uhhhhhhhh" everywhere we go

[@hewitttt]

Its actually possible to walk a mountain lion. My uncle had one as a pet when I was growing up and he would walk Troubles around the bar with just a simple rope leash. He used to eat a case of catfood a week plus all the rabbits and squirrels I could shoot as a kiddo. East Tx was a fun place to grow up :)