Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 556 w/ Cesar Millan

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It's a whole white baby bruh, and it's a whole new episode of Your Mom's House. This week, Tom Segura and Christina P take a look at clips from the new crime-thriller documentary on Netflix: "Garth Brooks: The Road I'm On." They also explore a vintage Fedsmoker video, in which Conald conducts a traffic stop on a government official! They also revisit YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne's premium content account to show just how much value you're getting with a subscription! They compare his content to other content creators. Which accounts bring the most value to their viewers??
YMH-regular Josh Potter joins the main mommies on the couch to discuss some current events. Several male "workers" have come out with allegations against Senator Lindsey Graham and his "ladybugs." Cool Guy actor Nacho Vidal is also in the news after being charged with a toad-licking ritual gone wrong! They also dive into Josh's recent experience having his house cleaned, which there's a video of on this very channel.
Cesar Millan is a dog trainer, widely known for his Emmy-nominated television series "Dog Whisperer." He joins Todd and Christine to discuss his early life, how he began training dogs, working with Oprah Winfrey, things that affect a dog's energy, and much more. Cesar also lends his opinions on pup play, pony play, and the cool gal that lets wolves lick the inside of her mouth.
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[@svhmj3918]

I bet Bert is really nervous right now. They have the man that can speak with dogs on the podcast. A lot of dogs are probably gonna come forward about Bert now...

[@Abitflippant]

My first good laugh of the day. Thanks

[@dannywilliams3764]

#BelieveAllDogs

[@dsalcida4959]

Butt - ain't that the way dogs say hello?? (IS IT MEEEEE YOU LOOKIN' FO')

[@lancefreezeify]

Amen brother, justice for those dogs. #BeliveAllDogs

[@davyjones2994]

Dogs smell asses to say Hello. Burt says hello, a little more aggressively to dogs. But it’s just to be the pack leader

[@GoGodMedia]

why is Christina dressed like Vector from despicable me

[@anawesomewave9600]

she gotta put on one of her coke addict wigs to fully complete the look

[@chrism45]

She's just Hungarian

[@penningtonlovesyou]

Valor isn’t the only thing she steals

[@johnnysays9629]

@@anawesomewave9600 i feel like shes gonna say, "yeaaah, drugs" after everything she says.

[@mollousha]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Rlomeli27]

When is Mark Normand going to be on the podcast? It’s been long overdue.

[@stupididiotkitty]

Yea especially with his new special being out

[@Sammyfrmkdz]

He’d fit right in haha

[@Dyals_Style]

The ymh studio definitely needs more queefs

[@joseantoniocambero]

I don’t think they’re ready for Kevin heart, he’s too big for ymh

[@kjcorder]

@@stupididiotkitty oh you mean 85 daysrusty old new material?...

[@TheFlork]

Garth Brooks is literally just Burnt Kreisler if he always got his way.

[@adamschwoerer7306]

Don't forget about what he does with dogs....

[@jamesmelton775]

How does Bert NOT always get his way??

[@murderc27]

You guys talking about Brent Krystals?

[@Colts63AK]

Codename nah, they’re talking about Bent Chrysler

[@jonesdooblin8079]

Too harsh,

[@ricerz5570]

The description says Cesar is joining “Todd and Christine” lol

[@concretecaviar4993]

You must be new here

[@trixxy5180]

Gonna get blue ban killed

[@isaacmartinez7557]

Chainman93 pretty sure he’s gay everywhere

[@RLybarger1986]

#polyandbi people good god

[@poopybody1469]

This that nre

[@joystickflicks9402]

If you put Josh Potter in a dehydrator for approximately 4 and a half hours he would then look like a 3rd century Egyptian skeleton

[@joshswainwright]

Why don't you get D'elia on, he can talk about his method acting.

[@tylerpetersen8041]

They just had D’Elia on last month lol

[@hotelmotel83]

Tyler Petersen google his name to understand the joke. Some stuff will come up lol

[@pildp1]

In tight art circles, we call Chris the pretender, or, 'only slightly more believable than that red haired comedy kid with that podcast and the shitty sitcom spot'. That's a technical term.

[@steven95N]

@@hotelmotel83 Holy shit. First time I'm hearing of this.

[@Spongekelp]

Tyler Petersen the joke is that he likes to make out with young girls in high school

[@henricrepin9397]

I could still smell Bert even though he's not in this one

[@americanrambler3408]

It lingers. Like a ghost. A truly awful, smelly ghost.

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

Who is Bert?

[@garettbengtson5026]

@@americanrambler3408 n 9.

[@jaredbailey1160]

@@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 his real name is burnt Crystal's not bert

[@boscoedash6363]

Stfu

[@glitchbobzors]

Caesar better be shown some pupplay or I’m unsubbing.

[@thomasambers9977]

Whizzbang I just started and came to say exactly this 😂😂😂

[@itsYlanday]

Sounds like something Bert would say

[@T.I.M.Thirteen]

Spoiler: You won’t be disappointed.

[@shawnd3887]

Got you Fam

[@steven95N]

I hear Chris D'Elia hasn't been following proto.

[@zekedimblebee]

Half-way chomo

[@tokingas9398]

What did he do

[@TheBloch14]

Antonio Yin check Twitter, lots of receipts 😬

[@joshjacobs6276]

He might get hit with the baby raper stamp

[@funkngonuts]

Ho-lee-shit, I just looked it up and you weren’t kidding.

[@JoeMartinMusic]

Last time I was this early Christine's valour wasn't stolen.

[@sophiedash4026]

Her name is Christina, lol.

[@tuinhoofd1923]

@@sophiedash4026 low and loose

[@Randsel]

@@sophiedash4026 Woosh!

[@tofuisnotfood3348]

@@sophiedash4026 riiiiight over the head.

[@JGARCIA-yx5yj]

You mean she hadn’t yet stolen valor. If someone steals your valor, it sounds like you were humiliated or something horrible along those lines.

[@itsmebrie7347]

A wise man once said "tsss!!" which enlightened millions

[@NG_____]

I wish Tom had shown Cesar the opening joke from his new Netflix special 😂 #ballhog

[@PickleRick849]

How did I know as soon as I opened this episode I would see D’Elia all over the comments

[@VictorVanDenBass]

Why? Can someone explain more? How is chris connected to this episode?

[@tatimustafa6155]

@@VictorVanDenBass 2 girls on twitter are saying he "groomed" them when they were 17. One of them didn't tell him her age and the other lied to him and told him she's 20 even tho she was underage. Maybe there is other girls that i don't know about.

[@joepiersma4768]

Tati Mustafa there’s a lot more. It’s not good

[@dakotacapps7829]

@@tatimustafa6155 its alot more than 2 its a little wild

[@pildp1]

Do you need to share your story with authorities? Safe space here LAPD next.

[@deplorableneanderthal1265]

A little 'Your Mom's House' and 'Angry Grandma' in the morning and I'm good for the whole day. 🤣

[@destroythemanb07]

I was so nervous about how Cesar would react but he honestly he handled the mommies like a champ

[@PowerHouse1987]

Anyone else think Marc Rebillet would be a perfect guest?

[@HalinazDziecmi]

Shitting on Garth for one hour than improvising song about cool guys, perfection I might have a new dream in life haha

[@A_G412]

Cesar is very good at answering questions. I could listen to him speak about 🐕 dogs, all day long...

[@HermitMoth]

IVE GOT A REAL BAD BITE - Cesar Millan

[@smokintoomuch2314]

Christ

[@TisBoiGoTSkiLLz]

Cesar's reaction to pup play was fantastic. I knew there was no way they would go without showing him some weird shit lmfao

[@chriswitry6976]

I’m not sure what Chris D’elia did, but considering the mommies are on the case on this comment section, I’m high and tight to find out

[@Beunibster]

He got accused of trying to groom some teen(s)

[@zevcharles1171]

Yeah its not looking good at all. Basically he played himself in the show YOU

[@dsalcida4959]

Its called google bro: his name

[@kevinmcluvin517]

Turned out Dents means underage

[@dalelane1948]

He likes to bust nuts, hardly expose of the year.

[@SavvyNavy]

That pupplay moment was the best thing ive seen all year

[@pildp1]

Just starting the vid. Cesar's dog psych work led me to raise 2 fulltime dogs, and foster a handful more rescues... Hope this doesn't change his high status. If you make him respond to Pig Shit, God save you and us all.

[@pildp1]

Dog Whisperer- outta vogue, Cesar- on point.

[@ionlyfall4778]

How's his energy? ".........unstable"🤣🤣

[@andrewbocker9226]

It makes total sense why Conald is so tight with the cops now. He said he’s a CI double agent. Aka a paid Confidential Informant.

[@markvalenzo]

Lindsay Graham "those are just the chocolate sprinkles on my donut yall"

[@BrianDLil14]

Garth shakes hands with his victims to see if they’re worthy

[@querecep]

notification I got said " with C-" and i was like uh oh!!!! bad timing!

[@kietus]

This was my favorite interview since Brendon Urie was on. We've had too many years without Cesar Millan. Glad to see he's back.

[@zacharyross9618]

TOM!!! YOU HAVE TO GET CESAR MILAN ON YOUR ESPANOL PODCAST!

[@matthewwalker2737]

Tom showing Cesar Milan pup play has made my life complete 😂😂😂

[@everyvillainislemons7583]

“I love juicy pens.” - Christina Pazsitzki

[@alexxthegreatest8134]

Fed Smoker dying is America's version of Ragnarok starting.

[@Joe_Gonzo]

Great timing, my poutine was about to get cold

[@chasbury5328]

Cesar Millan for Prez yo.

[@tommyexler6955]

If u wanna ride?......RIDE THE WHITE HORSE! LMAO

[@opdogg20]

Has Tom ever addressed Chris Gaines? More personas, more dead bodies.

[@mathiasisik8211]

Garth, the gift that keeps on giving

[@dirkbowman946]

Bert should be here for this

[@almightysosa3007]

He can get some good tips for picking up dog if you know what I mean

[@stepitupandgo67]

I legitimately love you guys...funniest couple ever??...please don't ever get divorced....no matter how bad it gets...just stay the course...

[@tomtu550]

Cesar’s face during pup play was priceless. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GoalOrientedLifting]

This podcast is so absolutely dope. Best podcast I have ever found, and it's hilarious

[@alpha1660]

Cesar watching the video of how to greet wolves is better tv than 90 day fiancee. Change my mind

[@sansanfan83]

Tom's best bit is making fun of Garth. Fucking hilarious every time.

[@revmaxproductions]

Sup cho-mos?

[@kevinsmith205]

What do we have to do to get an on scene look at Nadav laughing his ass off in the background?

[@yaboilayshay8944]

Is it just me but I've never noticed that whenever they pull a video of Garth Brooks up and then go directly to Tom they look exactly like they definitely could be brothers once singing ones in comedy

[@huyd2807]

For the first time every, I learned something useful from this show. So far, I learned how to fart, make Canadian food with pig shit, and pig piss. Thanks YMH

[@reseez]

Omg the back of my head hurts from laughing so hard with ceaser watching the videos and his comments..... omg

[@justin806806]

Cesar on South Park was the best.

[@jddelarosa]

I loved this interview. Thanks Mr./Mrs. Pantalones!!

[@mackenziekarsonovich1073]

God introducing Caesar Milan to pup play is a fucking revolutionary concept and YMH brought it to life. God is good all the time

[@DoTheBarrelBarrelRol]

Wow joe joy really had a spiritual enlightening

[@flobot06]

Thank you for having Cesar on! He is the fucking best!!

[@theBIGBLUTO]

I wonder how proud Christina is for being like the only 40+ somebody who thinks TikTok is cool ?

[@thismothafuckasaid7304]

"Hello princess" - Chris D'elia

[@courtneyoliver564]

😅

[@WaffleRaptor666]

proof?

[@pildp1]

........ or Prince..... don't discriminate.

[@Jawsnake]

I got the movies!

[@vincentcalabrese6344]

@@WaffleRaptor666 if there was proof chris would be in jail... sooooooo

[@everyvillainislemons7583]

The Brown Bunny is fantastic :)

[@kingk.ripple]

Ya guys should animate toms and christinas stories about your parents and have tom and christina do the voices.

[@hamberg881]

Holy shit Cesar Millan is on YMH! Fuck yea!

[@vicentereyesgodoy2974]

Is it just me or the fed smoker has a real strong serial killer vibe?

[@B1luvzB2]

He was awesome. Now In Spanish! I’d love to see him again.

[@bengoodell8440]

Is it just me or does anyone else picture Garth watching this podcast fuming with clenched fist?

[@billlozenich8816]

EXACTLY! I watched a smidgen of number one cool guy, Big "G" doc on Netfrix. Could not take all the damb crying!

[@michaelwarnas7007]

I don't know why, but I love Christina's snorts.

[@TheRealGatD]

Tom you should do the Spanish podcast with Cesar!!

[@bradyhicks1381]

My brother couldn't believe how big it was........he believes me now

[@YourPoint1981]

Garth Brooks is country music’s Tom Cruise

[@derrickgough6219]

Country rappers hate that rock n roll. Ask Hannah Montana’s dad

[@Ravangers]

Bro i wonder how fucking bad Tom was dying to play that wolf video the whole time lol

[@blainedelaune2172]

I wouldn't have thought this would be the palmcast that changed my life

[@lizf1025]

Am I the only one that recognizes that’s Simon van Kempen from Bravo’s RHONY in the puppy play around 1:58:00? Now we know why they fled to Australia

[@abegarman2152]

almost shit my pants watching Tom bob his head to Robert NUT

[@wizzzardo]

Am I the only one that found it kind of annoying that Christina would interrupt Cesar Milan a lot? I get that she is excited but was a shame to have his story told by her rather than him and jumping around so much. Never got into depth about one part because she kept changing the convo to something else she wanted to discuss with him. She did meet her hero at least XD

[@jostriwa]

Somebody get RPC on Cameo!! C'mon Josh make this a thing that happens.

[@angogobloggian5377]

This is my favorite podcast no doubt

[@xChonRenox]

Somewhere Peter Cain is pissed off with this episode lol

[@patricktuorto]

Have Nacho on your Spanish speaking podcast Tom, do it from his prison cell if you have to!

[@thenudeninja4602]

how did they not bring Peter Cain up?! such a missed opportunity

[@zombiebot5766]

I watched Christina P. on Netflix and she is great absolutely funny as hell, but those glasses make her look like the grandpa from UP. She is still a knock out though.

[@Kitzkrieg]

Brooks has a homemade BBQ? That thing is made from an old hot water heater lol

[@jaredfrosburg]

Garth Brooks has been running ops with Jocko

[@Phi1618033]

Garth Brooks is the Donald Trump of country music.

[@rileyking1895]

can we get more of yelling confederate general tom?

[@jackwinkles3050]

Can we start a petition to make Cesar a regular? He was seriously great

[@chasebouchard9943]

Whatever happened to the picture Tom tweeted out of Trump getting a spray tan? Exposed as a fake or what? lol

[@rossrichards8021]

Well now I need to watch Bert listen to "Shots."

[@12XxXHandlesAreStupidXxX123]

Caesar is the best guest man

[@nigeypants5500]

I thought Cesar's head disappeared, but it just got so red it blended in with the wall.

[@brendanulmer6034]

I’m 17 and I live with my parents, they are both massive Garth Brooks fans and sat me down, forcing me to watch that documentary when it originally aired. When he said that thing about the handshake I fell out laughing, and the resulting death stare from my parents was downright piercing. There anger was so intense that it seriously made me question if they were complicit in his crimes or even co-conspirators. I’m living in a hostile, dangerous environment.

[@brendanulmer6034]

Zah Hall I’m absolutely prepared for this mission and promise to follow proto to the fullest

[@isaacmartinez7557]

Brendan Ulmer keep us updated! Chomo out!

[@sampomme]

I feel for you. I hope you can move out soon, sounds awful.

[@penningtonlovesyou]

#savebrendan

[@creepycoldpizza2143]

@@brendanulmer6034 I can never tell if comments on this channel are serious or not, but if it is I wish the best for you! Your parents might get the stamp but that doesn't mean you have to #savebrendan

[@dumbot12]

Any way we can get Cesar to train Bert to shower like a human? His stink is ruining my Mondays

[@Know-Bueno]

Gonna be hard to train him right with all those other pups around

[@dsalcida4959]

Can you imagine doing the NFG quarantine routine..? smelling of dick cheese, onion pitts, cheddar scalp and alcohol burps and dog-shit breath.... oh migads

[@dalelane1948]

Get Ceaser to teach bart’s dogs some self defence lessons to protect themselves

[@Stbuster31]

Wonder if he can rid him of that racist streak he has too

[@yew2oob954]

Is Cesar going to teach their dog to find and retrieve valour?

[@pizzatime7167]

Under-rated comment

[@collybeans586]

yeah but he doesn't train dogs. he rehabilitates them

[@branandon]

There’s 3 reasons to like this podcast: chaos, happiness and confusion

[@delilahrose7005]

And tom being sinister lmao

[@delataylor]

Haha! Nice.

[@SLEEPYJK]

My 3 reasons are :Robert Paul Champagne

[@vanyllinha]

Branandon ok you nailed it 😂

[@champitadub]

Perfect!!! They have to showcase this comment on the next episode. Lmaoo

[@Esquivillain]

“These guys are not Mexican at all” - Cesar

[@alexisnaranjo]

"Segura? Hmmm the R must be silent." - Cesar

[@matthill5426]

Why would anyone look at FedSmoker walking up to their car and decide, "ya'know what, let's open the car door for this lunatic!"

[@MrSKIE1]

🎶🎸💥🤟🏾

[@thelyle1399]

So he could feather it for you.

[@DekkarJr]

BEcause some of us are just nice people okay. :) And some of us LIKE meth. So. Yeah.

[@kellsbellls]

*Watching pup play* Cesar: "none of these people are mexican" 😂😂😂

[@luisogloko4853]

Bruh when Cesar said "ah hell nah" he sounded like Ryan Sickler lmao

[@benmcclure6563]

Luisogloko “ah hell nah playah”

[@Kayotik96]

Hahahaha I thought the same thing 😂. Had me dying lol

[@kevinkrebs1412]

queue the squealing laughter

[@susie7336]

“I’m not attracted to these kinds of movies at all.”

[@yew2oob954]

It's at 1:56:02.

[@JamesBuggemo]

I have a feeling Garth kills anyone who hears him fart.

[@Beunibster]

Farth

[@JamesBuggemo]

@Beunibster 😂

[@krazykdon]

😄😄😄😄😄

[@Khalid.F95]

i'm pretty sure he does that

[@jayknight139]

Lmao

[@chdrums9]

Why does no one bring up that Garth's first name is Troyal

[@jamalbrown8451]

I'm surprised tom hasnt mentioned that at all!!

[@westonbfeatherin8741]

because that's how you get on G's list, and end up with a family who only has questions....

[@benmeadors6799]

I say let the conversation begin

[@Christopher-md7tf]

WHAT 😆

[@LM-le6zz]

Omigosh EXCELLENT point. I give your post ten dead prostitutes out of ten.

[@xXMagicTurdXx]

Hello this is Captain Chris D'Elia. My DM's went down. I'm going down into the Twitter, to save my career. Tell everybody I'll be back. I need back up. I'll see you later, bye. I gotta save my career, bye. This is Captain D'Elia, bye-bye.

[@hawk1519]

Who knew Cesar was so philosophical. Seems like a sweet guy.