Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 572 w/ Chris Distefano

[@chrisdcomedy]

THANKS FOR HAVING ME ON! TOO MUCH FUN! YASSSSS

[@colindenton6756]

How does @chrisdcomedy Chrissy drip drop comment only have 7 likes an no replies? Hahaha

[@chrisdcomedy]

@@colindenton6756 i commented late CUZ but i freaking love you babe

[@colindenton6756]

@@chrisdcomedy I’ve gotta say the fact that Chrissy Wet Lips is replying is BIG hype. Love you too honey stay fab.

[@tacticalcloud642]

Hey Chrissy good job

[@MikeJones-iz1qq]

Chrissy you're the most screwed in kid in the game. Thanks for the laughs babe

[@cannongerber3257]

I used to have no idea who Chris was, now he’s my favorite part of every podcast he comes on

[@lenapauline8634]

I'm currently on a hard chrissy d bender and make no mistake im not stopping any time soon babe.

[@DrDANKize]

History hyenas...check it out!

[@manamitoyota95]

Guy Code bro MTV2

[@Leosalejandro]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nIi9lX6NrJxomLM

[@patrickibarra2191]

Lena Pauline if you think your not gonna listen to chissie everyday, u got another thing coming

[@almightysosa3007]

Archaeologists will be baffled 10,000 years from now when they find a pair of penguin bones off the New Jersey turnpike

[@mattmills3645]

I feel like that isn't even top 10 of the weirdest shit they will find in that area

[@sextwister]

Lol we find lion bones in italy and we know they were probably brought there.

[@almightysosa3007]

@@sextwister lions in Italy and penguins in jersey aren’t the same pal

[@samanthab1923]

@@mattmills3645 Was thinking the same thing 😂 it is Jersey

[@gguni3028]

@@almightysosa3007 a hundrer percent. Lions would adapt better

[@dbrano74]

Distefano has become “Podcast Gold.” I’ve never seen him on any pod where he doesn’t come in blazing hot.

[@capt_howdy]

MAKE NO MISTAKE IT’S WHAT IT IS

[@INORBET]

Better if he didn’t constantly repeat himself on every pod though 👌🏼 😂

[@jeremiaha5167]

So true. This dude is the perfect guest on every comedy podcast.

[@drunkwizard]

@@INORBET nah bro... jus go to sleep

[@INORBET]

Roddy oh good one just go to sleep ahhh ya got me 😂😂👌🏼😘

[@Broot603]

I love that with how dark Tom's humor is, Christina still says some of the most FOUL shit. Aaaand Chris Distefizzy is an up and coming GOAT

[@jodotohp]

Todd: I love seeing people hurt themselves in amusing ways. Christine: You're a serial killer. [a beat] Christine: I see certain kinds of people and crave their deaths.

[@Zambicus]

I often feel like Christina only plays disgusted at Tom's sicker jokes, she knows the value of the straight-laced character. It's even funnier this way.

[@Funnylittleman]

Zambicus definitely. Mommy Tina is so much smarter than most people give her credit for. Hell, she’s smarter than she gives herself credit for.

[@DNYGdj]

YASSSSS

[@user-bq6of9gy6p]

DNYG CUUUUUUUTE

[@christopherplatthanoian3777]

I feel like the length Tom goes without showing a clip to guest speaks directly to how much he enjoys what the guest is saying.

[@acehilmcdoy9753]

Absolutely. It's not exactly a crutch...but it's deffo a method to help a lack luster guest sometimes.

[@sethrichards1005]

Chrisy D has the highest words per minute out of all the mommies.

[@kevindube7096]

He averages 1.5 heart attacks per minute

[@max.aura10k]

Him and Santino are neck and neck

[@harriskeyser2765]

@@max.aura10k i was gonna throw santino in there. Dudes crazy fast lol

[@BostonBlues]

he's on the white chrissy never talks that fast lol

[@TheChaneaux]

Chrissy ADHD

[@Thekidwatchingyou]

“Nothing Chinese is gonna take me down” just about made me pass out laughing

[@DekkarJr]

omfg loool

[@larrymcjones]

Red white and blue baby!

[@joshuaaldaco8438]

Hakunamatata

[@MPrint67]

Chris telling the story about his dad yelling “show ya bush!” was the funniest thing I’ve heard this year.

[@larrymcjones]

HAKUNA MATATA!

[@SirDBCooper]

You have to listen to the version of that story he tells in like 2012 on a podcast called The Roundtable of Gentlemen. The episode is called Show Ya Bush. He also tells a better version of Bobby Pets on an episode titled that.

[@michaelhughes3929]

Shout out Chrissy hidden man boobs and the homeless pimp. Love light victory now. So wonderful to see others who know how special, and how much of a tear he is to the comedy world

[@AndrewIles]

There needs to be a movie based on Chrissy's life. And his father needs to be played by Joey Diaz.

[@orenthalsimpson]

It would have way too much gay sex for my liking

[@EricTheRed98]

Will Sasso would be golden as his dad. He could play a grimy Italian lol

[@hallurdanielsen9163]

I imagined someone like Mac’s dad in IASIP

[@michaelroccooo]

Or maybe Colin Quinn

[@jakestagg]

Can someone please check out my new track and let me know what they think, need some feedback! Lol

[@Tomdawg89]

Make no mistake, Chrissy is coming in HOT on every pod he does.

[@billybarron479]

It's what it is

[@theCrypticRain]

Duuude. He’s killing it. Shit is crazy.

[@kinneyclausnitzer2791]

Coming in hot or coked out? Don’t get me wrong I’m a fan love Chrissy D but he seems to be a bit more than usual

[@ryntimothy21]

100 %!!!!!

[@HistoryHyenas]

the kid is just WILD!!!!

[@willdelarosa8238]

Christina: Are you on tiktok ? Chris: no I don’t support anything from China. LOLOL

[@KilyanAustin]

Nobody should be on tiktok lol. It is literally like a chinese facebook collecting data

[@jeremydavis3829]

'R?4d??de

[@TendoTheDude]

Dude you guys are killing it with the scheduling. Early morning is amazing and filling out the week starting with Two bears on Monday, and now Roach on Tuesday. Mommies on Wednesday. And Joe Rogan for the rest of the week. Driving a dump truck 50 hours a week has never been better.

[@matthewpeed774]

Run a 748L skidder 50 hours a week and couldn't agree more lol.

[@weezypeezy1725]

Do you like the joe Formans grill look?

[@matthewpeed774]

@@weezypeezy1725 I'm sorry I'm not following

[@carson8982]

@@matthewpeed774 joes new studio im guessing?

[@johnflaherty810]

thank you for your service. hopefully girls over 18 send you more videos!

[@MooseGlutes]

I don't think there are two podcasts with more sayings and inside jokes than YMH and HH. Don't be stingy or steel pipe Chrissy will come see you in a different way!

[@vincenthucknall7175]

What is hh?

[@josephbauer9070]

@@vincenthucknall7175 History Hyenas its the podcast Chris is from you FF!

[@winkyflex7826]

Vincent Hucknall History Hyenas, the podcast that Chris has :)

[@vincenthucknall7175]

@@winkyflex7826 thank you, never watched it. I'll watch it.... but I gotta finish this one first

[@winkyflex7826]

Vincent Hucknall you’re welcome:)

[@3micsthriplethreat]

The comedy world traded Delia for Distefeno.

[@nickmitchell7584]

Good trade

[@guywithalltheanswers6942]

Chrissy somehow fucked more girls than Delia though the age was probably a lot higher and he even has a kid.

[@julianschnorrenberg1115]

Thank god

[@jmct1142]

Holy shit man you're right LMFAO. I miss Chris tho fight me bitches

[@bigboinutbaggins7134]

Nah show me proof Delia did it then maybe. delia is funny asf

[@_Salva503]

I’ve been waiting this this episode with Chrissy for the past month!

[@royceisthebestrapper7686]

Imagine being a low energy comic and having to follow Chris lmao, that’s gotta be a nightmere 😂😂😂

[@sheeeitmayn4384]

Tis a hard one

[@brixkidd6971]

This is how we all are out here.

[@EverydayConversationsPodcast]

cause Chris is a adderal addict...

[@HistoryHyenas]

RIP LMAO

[@royceisthebestrapper7686]

Dylan LeBlanc you know him personally? Because I know plenty of high energy people who are not on uppers. Kind of a rude assumption unless you know this to be true, and even if it true that going around outing him to strangers on the internet? You must be keeping it low and loose, young one :)

[@kingleunitas5920]

He's like a young Joey Diaz! Just stories for days

[@lean.2366]

This guy's dad is Joey Diaz for sure

[@historyrepeat402]

This is joeys daughter he was taking about, he didn’t wanna admit he had a gay son

reminder that its OK to kill republicans

[@thestock1144]

Chris's dad and Joey have to know each other.

[@SirBagelsFGR]

Joey is going to be recurring on History Hyenas to learn something

[@PJSteMarie]

Chris is the best guest for any podcast, him and YMH teaming up is what 2020 needed.

[@rom731]

he was the best on bad friends

[@garyemery8802]

Hes fuckin hilarious

[@jdivision79]

Him or Bobby Lee

[@ethanwarner1164]

Dudes lit up on some kinda stimulant 😂

[@christinameyers6848]

Can Christina just add "here's the deal, man." merch already.

[@rolln8ths]

Does it feel weird to type your own name

[@jonathansanchez319]

@@rolln8ths Bro you're baked, light another bowl for me

[@CharlieEvansBristol]

You spelld it wrong, it's Christine!

[@FloorGorilla]

Her merch should read, "Netflix and ONLY Cuddle."

[@rolln8ths]

Jonathan Sanchez lmaoXD

[@bendejo8]

Christina before quarantine: "Omg Tom is gonna murder me! He's a psychopath! Christina during quarantine: "Genocide is a pretty cool idea."

[@GSTACK57]

These are the only thing that gets me through my work day, the 6 am switch has made me the happiest mommy in the world. Thank you Jeans.

[@grizzlywidow]

I'll tell you what. I'm glad you're finding solace in these here YMH satellite VHS feeds, but might I be so bold as to suggest that the next time you've got the blues, feelin' claustrophobic at work &/or just generally aimless in Life.. you drop 'bout 10-12 Benadryl right there on the spot. you know what I'm talking bout. Ol' nightshade herself!! Brew of the Thinking Man. Elixir of the Gentle folk. Purple Haze.. Rejuvenating Tonifier to all those who but reach unto that outstretched hand 🕉 It WILL keep you on your toes and SHARP between the ears, Amigo.

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

just avoid 2 bears unless you want to become an alcoholic and lose brain cells from how dumb it is

[@GSTACK57]

@@zyourzgrandzmaz 2 bears is gold my friend I'm sorry you dont like it

[@thetrap5941]

Same

[@Tkeane8]

Christine thinking people don’t mow their lawns is the least surprising thing I’ve ever heard

[@michaelmartin96]

I thought she was joking at first. Sad she will never know the joy of drinking a cold beer, sitting on your mower

[@Physicallyretard]

it was her "a gallon of milk cost 10$" moment to me lol

[@mr1rottenapple]

It was kinda sad right....that’s the one catch with these famous people....they are basically so egotistical that they just focus on themselves their whole lives to the point that they haven’t lived normal life.

[@mjhorner1496]

Lol on where my moms at pod she talked about having a postpartum doula to hand the baby to so she could sleep, and I was like oh she lives in a different world

[@chrisbenoit4273]

What the fuck is with people in the Midwest and being proud of the most mundane things? Saying this as someone thats lived in the Midwest my entire life. 😂

[@mikestory2891]

I can't get enough of "Chrissy Kid Stories" talking about his dad.

[@DekkarJr]

HAKUNA MATATA!

[@MrBlackLenses]

Chrissy Drip Drops is on the couch, baby Edit: wow they opened with Chrissy Drip Drops

[@joeblow1006]

I turn into a telescope when I see Chrissy drip drops on any pod

[@guy8029]

So glad I opened KZbin to find this

[@thisTofu]

monday, wednesday, and fridays, always same time!

[@DanielDanger420]

I got a notification... living in 2020 here and all...

[@b.newsome8696]

Distefano just kills. His dad stories need to be a Netflix cartoon

[@Flowlosopha]

Chris' impression of his aunt sounds just like Tim Dillon

[@ProudFilthyCasual]

Tim Dillon is Chris’ Aunt.

[@geraldfox9722]

@@ProudFilthyCasual q

[@cassidyzenkere2063]

So happy Chrissy D got on here. Haven’t seen Tommy laugh this hard in awhile.

[@xrmighty]

Did you watch him on h3? They went on yesterday. That was a pretty good one 👍🏽

[@nickwalker8839]

WHAT?!?!?

[@TheAverageSavage1021]

mighty mighty I’ve never seen him on H3? I even searched, never came up?

[@BenRaddatz]

lol what? Tom's been dying of laughter on recent YMH and 2B1C episodes

[@katiemccreath7751]

Tim and Christine are on H3

[@danielpenrodii2389]

“Whenever you’re in the presence of a psychopath, you know”. Christina knows that ALLLLL too well.

[@DylanABye]

Tom does such a good “WELP” 😂 just the fact that he yells it

[@DirtyD]

The entire segment about him, his dad, and his family should definitely be a show!

[@Audiofatuation]

He tried it, didn't pick up pilot. FFS

[@xtoxicgamer]

Tom laughing at other people’s fucked up dads. Reminds me of Due date. Laughed in his face and says my dad would never do that he loves me. Lololol

[@Bakerfreid]

The "can you hit that mic some more" moment was so pure. laughed SO hard

[@TastyChevelle]

Timestamp?

[@spridle]

Time stamp?

[@Ozzgod09]

@@TastyChevelle 55:08

[@amandaandbug4914]

I just realize he meant actually hitting it. I thought he meant can you speak more into the mic lollll. I was so confused because her mouth seems pretty close to it at all times

[@jrob9397]

I gave Tom two weeks after he moves here to Texas and he’ll start saying “I’ll tell you what.

[@guywithalltheanswers6942]

No one even has an accent in Austin and if they do it's more like the accent in days and confused. East Texas and far west and north Texas sound like that but Austin sounds like 1/10 of a those accents.

[@Bobojanglesbo]

Tyler Gay excuse you it goes ‘Ahh’ll tehhll yew hwhat.’

[@ryuhn8604]

The traditional accent is mostly used by the older generations. My friends and I might have a little bit of an accent, but not much. We do say y'all a shit ton but that's becoming normal in a lot of places.

[@Mordecai9052]

I need tom to fully commit to the cowboy lifestyle and take the 6 month horse journey to his new home in Texas.

[@thismothafuckasaid7304]

@@guywithalltheanswers6942 Funny bc accents sounded thick to me when I visited Austin..but I'm from NJ, so everyone in Texas sounded same to me. Guess similar to people NOT being able to tell difference between accents of Brooklyn, Bronx, Long Island, NJ, etc..

[@ashleysartattack5600]

I listened to this at work yesterday and “Direction of right eye,” had me rolling! 😂😂😂

[@stephen32frazier]

I've never heard someone talk so much and so fast without really interrupting the other people lol

[@vinnyp3715]

I hate when people don’t understand the mommies humor. My wife’s boyfriend just kicked my ass for putting the new episode on our TV!

[@twopeebsinapod6908]

Is this Duncans burner account?

[@royceisthebestrapper7686]

Well if you’re gonna keep walking around the house all low and loose like that can you really blame him?

[@xSqueakyPeachx]

She probably eats his scrum unprompted

[@richardbennett1172]

You oughtta know Neil's Wednesday night tv schedule by now..... Amateur

[@tryitout-701]

I love how chrissy started a therapy session in less than 2 minutes

[@nickmedina6776]

That last “women should” box got me

[@officialnoyakuk]

Christine out of the blue: Do you wish you could control who lives or dies?

[@bendejo8]

ChristinA before quarantine was worried Tom was gonna kill... and now she's just like genocide is pretty cool 😂

[@RolieRoliePolie]

Chris has so many stories, he needs to come back

[@chestrockwell4640]

In the history of YMH I’ve never connected more with an opening video. YOURE DOIN GOOD

[@SirGrassyNoL]

good news: youre an official cool guy, guy

[@MrModernwarfare63]

He looks like very😂😂

[@shinigamitkd]

"SHOW YOUR BUSH" had me fucking howling. 😂😂😂😂

[@LuisAlvarez-ju4yk]

I FUCKEN DIED WEN HE SAID, “He’s taking communion.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dizzlepup8895]

Really happy for Josh Potter- funny dude who deserves his own pod.

[@thawhizard6224]

"Don't you wish you could decide who lives or dies" - cuts to add break

[@Clem_Kadidlehopper]

Skip to the end and replay the video to kill ad breaks from youtube

[@phalspar]

Spend some cash or deal w it

[@chimpooey9083]

Use VRBO - piss on it, beat it... Try it out!

[@SuperPope69]

@Dave C could've been auto correct. My phone has corrected ad to add before

[@unknown-or5lm]

@@Clem_Kadidlehopper but then what do i do for the dozen ad reads they do during the vid?

[@Lil-Dogpool]

I’m so glad there’s still a comedy podcast out there that keeps it super simple, just dump pure idiotic comedy. So good when you’re hungover and don’t want to think and just chuckle a little. Keep it going guys!! Love it

[@finnthedogg4521]

Now theyre struggling to stay afloat without Nadav. He was for sure a bigger part of the show than Tim and Christian led on.

[@greekmobster]

Episode and Guest of the year. Chrissie D is Franks and Beans. He's a full on Aggit !

[@casualwater698]

"We come from different parts of Brooklyn but we both love history so much...." I'm glad they could see past their differences.

[@brocksdaddy081910]

I hate being an FF but Chrissy D is one of the funniest people ever.

[@allnothing581]

F.

[@blakem000]

Nice shout out for Ian Bagg! One of the best episodes in a while. Him and Pemberton are great for the YMH format!

[@BB-ie2nh]

Yes!

[@lizl2432]

"Chrissy-900-words-per-minute Distefano", lets go! He''s geeked up this ep, love it.

[@sterlingreed6336]

Ive never laughed as hard as i did when reading out the cool guy application

[@lanceslarock]

1:39:06 I can't help but imagine a group of archaeologists, 10,000 years from now, excavating the ruins of the New Jersey Turnpike, finding the fossilized remains of an Antarctic bird, and being utterly baffled.

[@cobeallen5545]

This 6am release is going to change my life. Thanks mommy’s nothing I love more then hearing ridiculous moaning nosies all morning long, keep it high and tight. I appreciate all the free content and am looking forward to all the ymh live shows down the road 🤘🏼

[@loganflo8446]

“He’s like a gender fluid Ted Bundy”

[@Tattooedlady26]

Hell yeah, thanks for posting. I'm gonna watch this instead of flicking the bean this mornin.

[@robertchristiansen5238]

Don't deny yourself Court! Flick that bean girl!

[@jusdrewit]

Do both!!

[@ocdrums24]

courtney goudie ah just do both

[@anandferguson5274]

Don't be stingy

[@michaeltompkins7319]

Chrissy and the mommies!!! I've turned into a telescope in a different way

[@kevinl3254]

Chrissy has been coming at these west coast FF’s podcasts in a different way

[@tylerdouglas1896]

I t. And.

[@g3rehmann718]

"I AM MAN!" "YOU MARRIED A MAN!" lol I love Tom's faces as Christina reads the emails!!

[@KrustyKrabbzy]

I got stood up last night but have my mommies here in the morning to comfort me. Thanks chomos, keep following proto, don’t drink aokohaw

[@Hallahanify]

Take your uvers

[@ProudFilthyCasual]

The House always Wins my friend.

[@MrRobGresham]

sorry about that

[@nulledpixel]

Holy crap, Chris is hilarious. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I love his stories about his dad. Reminds me of my dad. I think it was just that generation of men that gave no f's and spoke their mind.

[@HistoryHyenas]

BABE! COME CHECK OUT HIS PODCAST HISTORY HYENAS! EVERY WEEK HIM AND YANNI PAPPAS BREAK DOWN A MOMENT IN HISTORY AND THINGS GET TOO WILD! YASSSSSS

[@RocSkater09]

Never heard of this guest but I really like him! He's hilarious. God bless this man!

[@BarDownSnizzzzy19]

Make no mistake chrissy Cristos came and put the whole show on NOUTICE!

[@markmcgwincomedy]

I'm putting you on NOTICEEEE for that comment!

[@oldirtyspacecadet7494]

YAAASSS

[@Theraiderofarcs]

Tom's dad is my second favorite part of this show. 1st is Tom laughing at people in pain.

[@421less1]

"Oh hey buddy" is the best

[@jackche8271]

“I love that feeling, knowing someone is scared” - Tom 1:04:58 😬🤦🏻‍♂️ Segura scares me sometimes

[@Mikemikemike13579]

This YMH episode is WILD!

[@kevinl3254]

Mike Emoji Face is that you?

[@bridgerarnold6412]

Oh mark was not stingy with this one. Chrissy long days turns me into a telescope.

[@servidig483]

Just love how Chrissy brings his soundboard in his longo wherever he goes

[@JamesJourneyWithJesus]

Have you seen the new Kanye West and Joe Rogan interview?! kzbin.info/www/bejne/iWiXdKembd2eos0 😂 😆

[@maryannevt156]

"He pushes my bangs down, and I don't know what that means..." 🤣🤣🤣 (*You know exactly what that means: Franks & Beans)

[@BostonBlues]

es lo que es

[@larrymcjones]

Listening to Christina talk about how much gas mowers suck while I have to do my lawn with a manual mechanical push mower lol

[@jeremyedgett3394]

I mowed grass with a manual mechanical mower for years, and it worked better than several gas and electric powered mowers I've had. However, a good quality self- propelled or riding motor is amazing!

[@jurj97]

@@jeremyedgett3394 I've always wondered, do the manual ones get everything on the first pass or do you have to do multiple to get everything even?

[@larrymcjones]

jurj depends how often you’re mowing for me

[@jurj97]

Chris was my favorite on Guy Code as a kid and he's even better as a legit stand up

[@tyharris14]

Actually Christina, when someone is riding a bike down the street...you do control whether they live or die. Try it out

[@christianmaas8934]

Open your door suddenly. Piss on me. Beat me. Try it out

[@AB-ee5tb]

Piss on me beat me soo woo

[@calliepreston8000]

This was by far one of my favorite YMH episodes ever, Distefano is the best guest. He's so authentic and has some great fuckin stories!!! Keeps em high and tight

[@bt8208]

Lmfao "Look at that shrine in the back, really into the Lord. Nice sign of sanity" *Dog mask in the background*

[@Craig332]

Tom's eyes lighting up at the mention of Ted Bundy. Like a kid at Christmas

[@stevemiller4947]

" Show us your bush" is my favorite bit that Chris D does!

[@Obkev]

Imagine 100 years from now archaeologists find Bobby Pets penguin and say that they found an ancient penguin 😂

[@sketcharmslong6289]

Chrissy D is pumped up and comin' in hot

[@vincenthucknall7175]

He was on steroids. He was 17. Ya know?

[@Belznis]

At times he sounded a bit like Dr.Drew when finishing a sentence with the laugh, but maybe it is just me. Fun episode, cool stories.

[@thomasmccormick3822]

Vincent Hucknall lol is this what the non mommies feel like when they read Garth brooks comments?

[@austinfretz2749]

Lt lollipop coming to see YMH in a different way!

[@Onamorata]

Chris is genuinely one of the funniest people I’ve ever heard.

[@JohnDoe-oj1tj]

Fact

[@ozzycalle]

Make no mistake, Chrissie’s jeans are high and tight!

[@calumrosscameron]

fusion perfected

[@TheSlowPony77]

Es lo que es

[@dsu1097]

Can't wait to crack him open

[@mt-zf6xp]

CHARACTER PIECE CUZ

[@mikkoandthebee]

ITS WHAT IT IS

[@mohammednasir6097]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the new cameras and video quality, the recent videos just look so good

[@muckrak3r]

Top 10 podcast of all time right here. I love stories of "sideways" dads, uncles, family friends, etc. So fun. This dude Chris probably has 250 stories at a minimum that would interest most of society. We need more!

[@GreatestEvver]

can we appreciate in the intro that when it said “with tom segura”, the camera went to christina then when it said “and christina pazsitzky” it went to tom

[@guywithalltheanswers6942]

You can feel the energy shift when Chrissy get is in the room. It's crazy.

[@Ben7aminFields]

How so?

[@guywithalltheanswers6942]

@@Ben7aminFields He start talking really fucking fast and everyone else has to react. The New York comedian vs Cali comics. Same as Tim Dillon or Mark Normand. You can see it plain as day.

[@conburgundy]

It's too much

[@guywithalltheanswers6942]

@@conburgundy Yea he was nervous as fuck. I would recommend him on Tiger belly or more recently Bad Friends, he was the first guest ever . He gets a little nervous when it's a huge deal like this. His fighter in the kid appearances were legendary but they happened right before Callen got cancelled. His trajectory was shooting like a star and covid hit right at the peak. So fucking lame. Hope Rogan stops being so fucking uptight and learns how to just let comedians joke around without getting his ego all hurt because they are being more funny than him so they can let him on.

[@FBeckenbauer4]

@@guywithalltheanswers6942 If this was sarcasm to match your name then you are pure genius.

[@gisellethequeen11207]

I’m crying... this guys a nut... I’m already requesting a part 2 😂😂😂😂😂

[@scottkeator8519]

Just commented on the last history hyenas that I’ve been waiting for him to be on ymh, so hyped for this

[@ashleyadams_4870]

Chris’s segment kept me entertained and locked in the entire time, hilarious

[@Dowinohue]

Such refreshing honest sincerity, with comedy that won’t quit (not that big ole SQUARE fake comedy, but the REAL THIC comedy)

[@poweramulets1725]

Imagine living in LA and seeing Tom in a bush 25ft away staring at you.

[@SKARFINGER]

Arent those balls hanging out in the "Tammy Segura" tennis add? 24:43

[@kiltzanm]

How did they skip this?!??!?!? It was the first thing I noticed!!!

[@mimigiggles4199]

But did you see the satanic phallic symbol?

[@weakarms]

"Having too many options, you're absolutely in chains." I feel that.

[@RnDxJha]

What about a fed smoker movie staring Tom as fed smoker himself?

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

conald is dead bro

[@RnDxJha]

@@zyourzgrandzmaz not in our hearts he isn't... 💕

[@LukeH930]

I'd rather see Tom in a movie portraying Top Dogg.

[@RnDxJha]

@@LukeH930 why not both? Make it a double feature.

[@Funnylittleman]

Val Kilmer should play Herkster in the movie. He looks just like him b

[@mojobaggins230]

Yaaaaaaaaaas!! Chrissy coming to see the mommies in a different way.

[@kreedsutherland4207]

They've never mowed a lawn before.... It's too hot and too heavy to push so everyone in L.A pays people to do it for them. I'm from Australia where 80 year old ladies mow they're lawns.

[@123G-r4d]

Kreed Sutherland is an uber aussie sounding name

[@Cruel-Spark]

Omg! I always giggle when Chrissy is on! He’s a treasure man. Fucking brilliant! And love me some YMH!!

[@inFiniteTraCer]

Shannon Lee Chrissy Strike Out always hits home runs.

[@Vers16]

My sister went down into the mountain!

[@thenightking6662]

Remember to drink your water it's very hot outside

[@brodyrichard263]

BYE!

[@josephdavis2695]

Ok bye. Bye.

[@zacharyschmitt6976]

You guys are doing good!

[@robertberry1438]

I was in the middle of a move when this came out so I missed this show when it came out, and I never miss an episode, and I’m so glad it popped back up on my feed. This was hall of fame YMH. Chris Distefano needs to be a regular.

[@snow9813]

I dont think any guest has made Tom laugh this hard and this much