Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep.590

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WOULD YOU DATE YOUR MOM?? Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing Tom's hair transplant, the five love languages, girls Tom was with in college, and how somebody died in the old YMH studio. They watch videos of a a big word anthem, people pointing out personal privilege in socialist convention, a Scottish Fedsmoker, The King's response to CP accepting his date offer, the Live Life 365 guy's flossing tutorial, a golf cart accident, a round of CP's TikToks, and more! They also revisit classic Salome voicemails, and play a new one!
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[@joelhahn1020]

Tom looks like he's in Witness Protection, hiding from Garth.

[@AB-gz9yb]

That just cracked me up

[@sitinthebit2089]

I like that. :-]

[@TheBlackStrat502]

Neat stuff! Slick stuff!

[@smokeboi123]

That's fucking hilarious bravo brother

[@Stealth1919]

Gotta go subtle with it though. I didn't even notice his change in hair.

[@DarrenHowseMusic]

Tom is celebrating his power.

[@haymaker710]

Tom is the true Mr. UNLIMITED

[@ronniegee231]

Diggin the profile pic

[@123stojakovic]

He's The Juan.

[@robertcastaneda6162]

Hope him and Bruce dress like dandies next live show , Tommy can wear a monocle 🤣

[@EJacobsBeats]

I hate how much "celebrate your power" has become a part of my vocab

[@alyssaclark3918]

I really feel like when Fedsmoker died, his soul went into Tim’s body. I mean it’s been a year since he died and Tim already has a bionic arm and a hair transplant from falcon car wash

[@cg5471]

Hahahaha. It's like that Simpson's episode when snakes hair latches onto homer.

[@williamfoster5150]

Listen up MERICANS

[@johnnunez4712]

please do not use gendered language

[@glenncunningham6397]

He's got the teeth- grinding grunt down pat.

[@touchmycamerathroughthefence]

Herkster's Hair and Beauty

[@williamrixmann6935]

Even 4 years later, "Salome" is still one the best YMH tracks of all time

[@Nick-hy9hz]

You know where i can find that song?

[@justherefortheviolence]

That was my favorite era of YMH

[@stinkyminkie7730]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e5ekdGZ9o8dllaM took me about a week to find this song lmao

[@psychedtraveler6611]

Still fire

[@WaxWound]

@@Nick-hy9hz kzbin.info/www/bejne/e5ekdGZ9o8dllaM

[@chavernac]

Now wearing the scalps of his victims...

[@patrickbateman7453]

We just need closure

[@Ethan2Tone]

Never kill a guy with curly hair.

[@Tacit_Tern]

So that's what happened to Screech

[@deutschluz]

alright guys. pack it up. and /end thread. we re not topping tthis comment chain.

[@JROCK179]

Please don't use gendered language

[@MrDoworkson10]

Tim looks like Tim Dillon’s even gayer body double. Forhims is really working wonders, he’s never looked smarter or younger. Keep feathering it!

[@seedofbayne.]

Dim Tillon

[@James-PHX]

This killed me

[@haevan92]

Tom Dillon does Real Business

[@stellarart3444]

That or Zak Galifianakis.

[@123stojakovic]

Tom lookin like Chuck Low as Morris Kessler in Goodfellas.

[@colin8570]

Tim looks like he drives a wood grain PT Cruiser to his psychology practice in Cedar Rapids, but not before his Racquetball tournament at the YMCA every Wednesday at 6am.

[@ChiliPeppers246484]

Very specific. High and tight dads everywhere feel attacked.

[@compt3ck]

I heard he has a beautiful 90's Sabb 900 turbo in the garage. Only drives it Saturdays to bocce ball.

[@slimthickens3981]

psychology practice aka sitting at his "desk" (park bench) screaming at the women in the park until hes removed

[@BDGMed]

🤣

[@123stojakovic]

Tom lookin like Chuck Low as Morris Kessler in Goodfellas.

[@SomethingGamecatAdjacent]

"Yea, I'm working on it in therapy" "Ok, don't you think you should make some progress?"

[@uriah9638]

I started laughing so hard when Tom said that

[@nailsi-am5324]

I just died when Tom impersonated Conald interrupting a socialist gathering. Holy crap that was funny. RIP fedsmoker.

[@tangybuttfrogfpv8772]

That not British fed smoker, that is fed smoker. He's a ci double agent after all

[@micahrice466]

True!

[@SirGrassyNoL]

masterful

[@Rojomanzana438]

He is mi6/CIA/Mossad triple agent

[@bloveless79]

He kept feathering until he ended up in the UK.

[@SirGrassyNoL]

@@bloveless79 this is how ill remember him. flawless accent by the way, true CI double (maybe triple?) agent

[@dannyjackson5356]

Zach galifinakis should host the show more often . this was a treat

[@darrenfitzpatrick6490]

nailed it lol

[@ryallen32]

This is literally that episode of Seinfeld where George gets a hairpiece

[@GoingMach5]

Tom: "I....*twirls finger to your nose* WAS bald."

[@michaelschiappa7930]

Just saw that episode for the first time yesterday. Chaos theory

[@hovnojede010101]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/kIHOmZyBl7hogpI

[@lillian9529]

Hands down one of my absolute favorite episodes. 🤣 you are so right.

[@clw5746]

No it's not

[@impcus2752]

Tom looks different, maybe he lost weight

[@andrewcampbell9mm]

Yeah there's something different I just can't put my finger on it

[@jjthesavage]

@@andrewcampbell9mm he'd let you touch him.

[@BoyceBailey]

Bert would need 10 wigs

[@scotrick333]

Who's Tom?

[@thecorparation1]

Yeah who’s Tom? Only see krista and Tim

[@RyanCowley_]

every time Nadav pipes in, he needs to start with “quick point of personal Jew privilege”

[@JNeverMindMe]

only allowed to do so in september.

[@fasteddie4435]

Well done😂

[@meganthompson6858]

Tom should get one of his hookups on the show for Christina to interview

[@champchamptv8413]

Would be Epic

[@keithriggle3192]

Absolutely

[@keithriggle3192]

Megan Thompson looking for a hook up?

[@gators9570]

Unfortunately they’re all dead

[@DavidRice541]

🤣🤣 yesss

[@NaturalL0G]

The dead body in Tim’s sub-leased office was his first kill. “I like that.”

[@johnnunez4712]

please do not use gendered language

[@treyjetson5320]

How dare you assume, buddy.

[@tgbeam]

Timmy looks like Zach Galifianakis when he's got hair

[@austinprice770]

I literally thought it was Zach Galifianakis at first glance

[@caseyoakley2929]

Same

[@Rogersensei93]

I was looking for this just so I wouldn't post this same comment.

[@Eric__B]

I hope Tim wears the hair piece in his next special and doesn’t address it at all

[@holdena]

What hair piece?

[@dr.doppeldecker3832]

@@holdena what Tim?

[@spacejamgoliath]

I hope he writes material for the next one and not just these same inside jokes

[@Cabella12345]

How’s Rakim

[@well_as_an_expert_id_say]

He should be on between two ferns

[@bigsteveno]

Tom and Christina's conversation about the Languages of Love is the most serious I've ever seen them be on this podcast. I was listening as Tom objected to the way Christina uses humor to deflect his deeply felt 'words of affirmation, and all of sudden I realized he was doing this while wearing that insanely ridiculous wig.

[@Coreywb]

Wig? He got transplants. That’s his real hair man

[@evanabbott2737]

Christina made me roll my eyes during that...she’s the real psycho.😂

[@laneh2000]

That's not a wig

[@loobio555]

"Point of personal Proto" -fedsmoker

[@MarcusDolby]

More like Fedwoker :)

[@juandekuan]

Fedworker, a man that represents the working class, workers rise up

[@rad._.3]

It's not a piece, its a hair system.

[@KAPANGAAAMASTER]

He killed that brussels Griffon and put it in his head

[@123stojakovic]

Tom lookin like Chuck Low as Morris Kessler in Goodfellas.

[@handsinknead77]

It's a hair situation. 😁

[@WitzyZed]

...livelife365

[@johnnunez4712]

@@KAPANGAAAMASTER please do not use gendered language

[@brent3837]

I almost spit my coffee when the king said "if you'd like we can go to the olive garden"

[@timothyhass5210]

The symbol of grace and sophistication in the greater Ohio valley area When you’re here you’re family 🌱🍷

[@RoyalReyna]

I love how people call it 'The' Olive garden instead of just Olive Garden lol

[@TehMadCow]

Is this an old previous unreleased episode??Tom looks like he’s barely in his 20s!

[@AB-gz9yb]

😂😂😂😂

[@johnnunez4712]

please do not use gendered language

[@kissochbajski]

he's barely legal here

[@mslijacoby4089]

Wait... Sorry, new caller... He isn't in his 20's?!

[@joshadams8473]

Why does the “please do not use gendered language” guy sound like John C. Reilly

[@Scruffie440]

I cant unhear it

[@jasonwinterton9369]

Here the deal man

[@pincheftw]

THAT'S WHO HE REMINDED ME OF!!! I COULDN'T FIGURE IT OUT LOL

[@snapees]

Good Morning my King’s and Queens above 18! It’s time to get up! Coffee’s on.

[@bgold9]

What?.... yup breakfast is on too

[@eddieeeeeee69]

Thank you King! 🤴👑

[@NaturalL0G]

My feet are on the ground King! 😘

[@crispusattucks931]

Where's my hot breakfast

[@fluffoo7693]

I cant believe this is the first comment i read when i do wake up thank you king you have a good day too

[@kailasmith7414]

Imagine listening to just the audio and thinking he's serious only to come to the video and see this.

[@AaronJ9610]

This is me

[@markusmarky8159]

I knew he wasn’t but now I wanna buy a wig and trick my family members and people into thinking that I got one too.. and I think that’s genius 😂 P.S I am not balding

[@sweetbabyrick5382]

Kaila, you’re talking about me. I’ve enjoyed it immensely.

[@bodhisebastian6132]

I don't know what you're talking about looks pretty serious to me

[@josegarciaatencio7274]

Hmmm I watching the video and this looks real! I don't know where your lack of faith is coming from. Tommy bums hair look 🔥

[@RetrospectWindow]

It’s truly amaze how Tad and Crusty can be both fully absurd and honestly vulnerable in the same episode. They make me feel like I’m devolving and growing at the same time. Love you, Jeans!

[@arthurd6495]

75% devolving, 25% growing

[@gregdavory]

It's what good Jeans do

[@BeenThereOverItNow]

Creation and Destruction ... what's not to like?

[@andrewmanzanares4120]

The “please do not use gender language” guy sounds like John C Reilly lol

[@glenncunningham6397]

I'm picturing that GIF of him with the mother of all confused expressions, glasses and crazy hair

[@kevinfranco1996]

Hey now...

[@rse1113]

I swore I heard Kyle Kinane.

[@chandler9154]

My grandfather passed away last night and I can’t tell you how much better I felt watching the mommies on YMH Wednesday, thanks guys!

[@katieblue5051]

I’m so sorry for your loss :(

[@Jameson9er]

Sorry for your loss. I lost my grandma about 3 hours ago. These shows help.

[@mobucks555]

My grandpa was born in 1899 and died when I was 5. Yours had a good run. RIP.

[@RustyBlumpkins]

People that say “Juan” instead of “won” is a personal nightmeer.

[@timmymcnuggetts7724]

are*

[@123stojakovic]

Jhy?

[@mattduell3]

My friend Ben Uhfleck and I totally agree.

[@evanabbott2737]

@@mattduell3 and Timmy Kimbles, too.👍

[@ThePoosebaby]

I don't get it you wrote the same word

[@mdobson5241982]

Tim looks so young. He should show us how high he can dunk.

[@mattgoodell7015]

You mean the basket? Or we talkin 50 mg tom?

[@appleofmypine7480]

This would of been an even better bit if Tim didn't even mention the hair.

[@evanabbott2737]

I thought Zach Galifanakis was guest hosting for a sec...

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

That would've made it actually funny

[@inwardpod]

Would have*

[@torontotonto6189]

shouldve just hinted at it

[@antinsanwo]

Yeah agree haha

[@lairdmikeywood]

The British "Fed Smoker" is not Scottish, but rather an English Northerner. The facility featured in the video is Her Majesty's Prison Kirkham, which is situated between Preston and Blackpool, in good old England. The accent is a Northern one, not Scottish.

[@jameshayden8163]

The guard is Scottish

[@jackrayshennan9921]

Nah both are Northern

[@preachercaine]

@@jackrayshennan9921 The guard is a Scot, the fedsmoker isn't. If he's local then he's Lancastrian

[@050999629]

Yeah the guard is for sure Scottish. Source: I'm Scottish

[@johnnunez4712]

please do not use gendered language

[@charmicarmicat2981]

We need a comrade Conald Peterson sketch where Tom plays lord Fedsmoker at a snowflake convention. Just that little bit had me dying laughing man

[@prakajr2]

You can tell Christina could barely control herself over Tom's new look.

[@connerross612]

MOIST

[@cooldrew11]

Theyself*

[@shakeweighter4939]

She's frothing at the gash.

[@blooper3764]

Last time I was this early, fed smoker was still giving people the “baby raper” stamp.

[@holdena]

He's stamping the chomos in heaven now

[@henrymonroe4300]

I think about how much of a shame it is that he's dead literally every day - the most hilarious videos around

[@samlake564]

He’s making sure everyone coming thru the pearly gates is following proto

[@jonathank7394]

I hate it when people proclaim how early they are. I hope they make it to heaven early, just like Conald.

[@michaelkohlberg5072]

I could swear I’ve seen this exact comment b4 on a different episode

[@johns4719]

Feels like this whole episode was an inside joke or a troll of Bert and that Tom was implying Bert may have gotten plugs or something without actually saying it.

[@jacobanderson2285]

Kinda but not for Bert, last episode and a for the past few weeks they have joked on people with hair plugs...now Tom turn the joke on himself...he's a genius.

[@johns4719]

@@jacobanderson2285 You’re right. Maybe trolling Garth.

[@von...]

10D chess

[@youutuube]

We’re slowly starting to hear more and more about Tom’s skanks just like Top Dog slowly divulged his traumatic war stories. Like father like son! 🥰

[@johnnunez4712]

please do not use gendered language

[@youutuube]

@@johnnunez4712 point of privilege taken

[@johnv831]

There’s no way YMH doesn’t have the best soundtrack out of all the podcasts.

[@ohjacesimpson]

As a gay man, tim’s new hair had me shooting ROPES in 4 strokes. Good looks tim!

[@codykendall2846]

As a straight man I became part of the 4 stroke gang! Then again banging your dude friends isn’t gay!

[@raynevarez1680]

Thats right.

[@christianscacchetti9178]

Same but I’m poly and bi

[@russt9478]

LOL!!!!!!

[@elizabethhollin9900]

I like that

[@dubdubberson]

"Nothing fancy." He did say Olive Garden though, right?

[@doomerson1]

please dont use gendered language.

[@nicksurfs1]

IKR! Olive Garden is so fancy! You only get yo go there when it’s your birthday! He must have some connections to get in!

[@austindolan7182]

i feel like the wig woulda been funnier if they never addressed it once.

[@a.n_9364]

Definitely

[@datpatriotsfan]

For sure

[@austindolan7182]

@@datpatriotsfan glad i'm not the only one not that that into the wig jokes.

[@jakeengstrom2564]

AAAHHundred percent

[@BirdOfHermes83]

I like it when two people make the exact same comment and they're right after the previous comment! 😉😉😉

[@littlesister2609]

Holy shit I just remembered, in grade school we actually weren’t allowed to clap. There was a no clapping rule because it would set off the ta ta there’s. We used jazz hands instead

[@getrickygervaisstuff]

It looks like Tom scalped Tim Dillon.

[@steelers9799]

Tom looks like John McAfee with that wig on

[@well_as_an_expert_id_say]

Oh God could you imagine McAfee going off on Nadav after asking him to simply Google something 😂

[@niteshade8546]

He definitely has a modified hammock.

[@codykendall2846]

He poopoo in my mout

[@thehandliesthandle]

you mean john *fucking* mcafee?

[@jjthefish446]

Wig?

[@justinbeaulieu192]

I always thought that laugh tracks were a hokey, stupid thing, until I encountered YMH and discovered that I literally do not laugh as hard or as much when Nadav is not in the booth. It's like watching a comedy special at home and then being at a comedy performance. They're simply not the same. Laughter is infectious (like the Rona) and I swear when Nadav and the booth start howling, it makes it that much more effective at getting an audible laugh out of me. YMH needs to bonus Nadav with a free chiropractic adjustment or teeth whitening for being an essential element to the show for those of us who agree with my sentiment above.

[@Splat-25]

100%!! I hate it when you can't hear them laughing along!

[@youfuckingmomo1632]

I absolutely hate the laugh tracks in their podcasts. Seems so fake i have to stop watching.

[@nbasunsfan13]

The episode when Ian Bagg said we’re gonna need 4 more of those shirts. When nadav audibly is losing his shit it makes it so much funnier

[@kevinirwin9787]

The hair makes Tom look SO much younger! He looks at least 54-55.

[@idab6864]

Lmfao

[@bottomtext2829]

This is the first episode of YMH I ever watched. It was just audio so the whole time I couldn’t tell if Tim was joking or not. This was the beginning to me getting obsessed and watching all the episodes twice

[@kanagawakenji7]

Christina - "why don't people just solve their problems with money?" Ha It's been a while since you've been broke, eh?

[@branman3336]

She was referring to (herself) being able to buy new deodorant rather than using a empty one over and over. Plus I don’t think you get how quotations work. In order to put it in quotation she has to have actually say that. You put your rendition of how you took what she said in quotes which is misleading you should work in the media.

[@kanagawakenji7]

@@branman3336 mmmm no, she specifically asked why people go out for groceries when you can just use instacart. The answer being money in most cases. Also, yeah, in academic writing I'd be wrong to use quotes, but seeing as this is f*cking youtube, that's a pretty stupid point to make (paraphrasing and using quotes as a joke is ubiquitous on youtube, sorry you are having trouble keeping up). Even if this wasn't a light-hearted joke, the fact that you think she needs you to come defend her is adorable. Maybe Tim will let you take her out after her date with the King, given your valiant attempt at chivalry...

[@Nick-lz5ui]

Everytime she says "communism" I know it's time to skip ahead a few minutes to avoid the annoying rich boomer bootstraps rant. Love my mommy but damn does she has some tok'd opinions sometimes

[@mannymestrada]

I’m not just the President and CEO of the “COOL GUY” club. But I’m also a client. 👍🏽 -Tommy Seagal Segura

[@jeremiahbridges1189]

Great reference. I was thinking the same thing.

[@mannymestrada]

@@jeremiahbridges1189 thanks. Lol

[@andrewtruex]

Tom being genuine with Christina about her being a mother genuinely made me tear up. These chomos really love each other

[@los4life347]

No shit I wish I had that

[@ultranitro437]

A mother that requires extra expensive help to raise her kids. Cuz you know, She's just so busy.

[@sealife12]

@@ultranitro437 yeah she’s not a working comedian like Tom!

[@xrphoenix7194]

They also love kids

[@dexraikkonen7]

omjeans

[@mattysteel4618]

Tom looks like Zak Galifianakis with that piece on his head

[@heathercage6298]

SAME!

[@barrycarpenter]

It’s all I can see...

[@TheRealHBK12]

I thought that’s who the guest was this week😂

[@luv8570]

" Nadav- You gonna put some lipgloss on? To, ya know, complete the look." Toms face. hahahah love these guys

[@370Redline]

I love when they bring back old school hitters. I remember what I was doing when I first heard Sahlameeeh and it made me smile.

[@matt5721]

Tom is stealing hair valor

[@malcolmrjmcleod]

Tom looks like he washes boats in Tampa.

[@andrewgillan1235]

Tims really vibin

[@jeremyfridley2862]

I completely relate to Christina wanting but not liking positive affirmations from others. If you didn't get them as a kid, you both crave them and don't know how to receive them. I do the same shit.

[@sloanefrances1881]

same, thank you for speaking in class today

[@JesseCorlet]

Hey Tom and Christina the Scottish fed smoker is saying "two hole" not "tool". It is a term used to describe a female, as per the two holes. Hope i helped.

[@Splat-25]

What?! He's saying tool...

[@Feltonmeiser]

He’s saying tool

[@malcolmexxx2109]

ITS TWO HOLE DAMNIT.

[@paulballantine3366]

It's tool and the fed smoker guy is English, security guy is scottish

[@SF-wk6dg]

44:02 is Tom remembering his savage years.

[@letsboogie4408]

Thank you 👍🏾

[@madid5398]

Yesterday was the one year anniversary of the death of Fedsmoker. Rest in proto.

[@MorbidOrangeCat]

The dances in the beginning from Nadav & Enny just made this show 100x better

[@TheChaneaux]

The real point of personal privilege is that you feel everyone around you has to modify their behavior for your comfort!

[@mrs.h2725]

My step-daughter has auditory sensory overload issues with certain things, like fireworks or large loud crowds. Instead of shouting at random strangers to adapt to her, she uses earplugs. Yeh know, those things that millions of people use at loud concerts, shooting ranges and the like.

[@Aaronlovesmusic970]

For real i just wish we wouldn't fuck with nature than alot of the weak wouldn't be here we save to many stupid and People who could not survive pn their own

[@sissyofFreemont]

Do people seriously act this way? I mean honestly. Is this actually real???

[@evanabbott2737]

Whenever I see people like that, I automatically think “oh, they’re sick. Sick in the head.”🤔

[@antiwhatever5391]

@@mrs.h2725 haha I actually suffer from the same disorder. Yes us normal people usually wear ear plugs or I wear sunglasses so I can close my eyes when I’m to overwhelmed and not look like a whack job. I’ve gotta try the method where I just fucking yell at people now though. I’ll ask G eazy to turn his music down for us.

[@XXBSavageXX]

“It’s just like the gays “ Things are getting “way worser”

[@yaboytroy357]

“Only good things happen in the cabin of an 18-wheeler”. The age old expression

[@maxwellfrost9701]

So nice that months after Tom's death, Christina has moved on

[@darylmcclean1849]

😂😂

[@ultranitro437]

Are you trying to look like Marilyn Manson? Do you beat your girlfriend?

[@J4ck1140]

@@ultranitro437 gotem

[@maxwellfrost9701]

@@ultranitro437 No and yes :)

[@mrbungle3310]

Its a decent doubler tho

[@jesseblatchford3509]

Cristina didn’t even ask Seth Rogan about his pottery... shameful.

[@XenoTravis]

Josh pottery?

[@couchman-sw6jy]

I’ve never related harder to than Christine talking about being uncomfortable with words of affirmation 😂 I need to hear them but get uncomfortable when I actually hear them

[@NeonNecropolis92]

Same. I want somebody to like, write them down and slide them under a door.

[@quacker008]

@@NeonNecropolis92 as my therapist says, no-one is going to tell you, write them down on a post it and stick that shit on your mirror

[@von...]

Hey bud, I just wanted to say this is a great comment & the fact that you are dope enough to share it really conveys how dope of a person you are. I can only wish all my future kids talk about looking inward towards themselves and when they are empathetic or relate to what someone is saying :) piss on me, beat me love u

[@707romo707]

I thought they were joking about the hair when I was listening to the pod, it’s crazy that he actually did it. Congrats Tom, looks great! Celebrate your folic power.

[@carleya1263]

Waving your hands in the air like that is “clapping” in ASL.

[@Micolashcage1]

Have deaf parents. Can confirm that this is true

[@shaunmonaghan1743]

The British fedsmoker sounds like he is from mid or northern England, like a Blackpool/Manchester. The security guard is Scottish though.

[@IntrigueAvenue]

Hopefully Nadav is back. I heard he went on a gambling & alcohol bender, ended up being Norman Sommerton's boy-toy in Calgary.

[@campbell412]

He came up early, it's not even May yet.

[@IntrigueAvenue]

@@campbell412 LMAO, good. The poutine is warmer in February.

[@LynseyLou92]

Calgarian local here- saw Nadave and Norm eating poutine at the pub just last night.

[@drgonzo1971]

you mean Norman wound up his boy-toy

[@IntrigueAvenue]

@@drgonzo1971 Nah, Norman established dominance in this relationship.

[@romanz9022]

Personal privilege: There are too many comments in the comment section and I have sensory overload issues.

[@anthonymiller934]

I imagine there is someone with this exact issue. Damn chomos

[@BirdOfHermes83]

That's R worded!

[@bradyhicks1381]

Dude gets the stamp for sure

[@ninejdan9]

Jazz hands

[@sweetbabyrick5382]

I found the loud, jarring bleeps covering the phone numbers immensely twiggering on multiple levels. A malicious act of violence.

[@jerwood4420]

I know we all feel this way but this show brings me so much joy. I have been listening for years, and every week I laugh my ass off! Much love mommies!!

[@razrbackfan23]

Point of personal privilege guy sounds like John C. Reilly

[@Jonnypeters1]

"Queen" Christina should go with the camera crew! Olive garden and a walk .

[@tonygriffin3464]

For safety.

[@roseavilez5453]

Hell yes 🤣💙

[@AbsintheMindMatt]

Tim is blossoming in his young age. Look at the virility and celebration of his power. Bruce better watch out.

[@jameshollingsworth5121]

That Sallumay song is straight fire. 🔥

[@stainSqaud]

Point of privilege , tom you really should stop flaunting that hair cause some of us don't have any

[@lubejar2498]

Zach Galifinakis took over for Tom

[@j.s.m.5351]

you beat me to it, jeans

[@AllinTMC]

best one

[@joelopez1515]

I thought it was Zack in the thumbnail.

[@jasonjohnson5929]

Ctfu

[@BUWOOD9]

@@j.s.m.5351 me too. Great minds.

[@Wogunder66]

I'm listening to the old Salome voicemail episodes right now. What a blessing that Tina got a new one five years later.

[@Timfargo]

Damn, Tom looks like Morrie in Goodfellas. Sure hope he didn't buy a caddie with that 2 bears 1 sapp money.

[@James-PHX]

💕

[@bubbasaquatics2868]

I was just thinking this

[@davidjacquez965]

I told you, not big items! TAKE IT BACK!

[@johnherring450]

It's a coupe! Love that car....

[@otisy2k]

oh, Tom is 100% right about Jean's intimacy issues.... she brags about her Easter Bloc toughness, but excludes the fact that she is intimacy challenged.

[@theknownunknown9883]

easter bloc 🤣

[@jonathanclark3706]

Tim looks like Ed Bassmaster in the “would ya look at that” skit

[@LorSTApunk07]

Just lookat it!

[@123stojakovic]

Tom lookin like Chuck Low as Morris Kessler in Goodfellas.

[@mykmcgrane]

Salome is one of my fav YMH songs for sure.

[@5674inCincy]

You should get hair plugs. It’s so much fun to get to style it, go to the barber, nervously play with it. Totally worth it.

[@MrBrush22]

I literally start my Wednesdays right at 6am with a gooooood dose of YMH!! I love you guys! keep featherin it kings and queens!

[@ourrandomvidz]

Christina: “oh, my assholes puckering” At that moment a customer walks by and the volume was NOT low, lmao

[@hannahwhite07]

I love how everyone watches/listens to YMH at work

[@BB-ie2nh]

When they would play the moaning clips unexpectedly.. got some looks by customers 😂😬. What can I say, we jeans get through our work days with this podcast

[@adambrown8325]

@@hannahwhite07 i had to quit watching at work cause for like 50 eps in a row there was SO MUCH hardcore gay porn lol

[@Goofy_Toons]

have y'all heard of headphones lol

[@hannahwhite07]

@@adambrown8325 was this around the time of the introduction of Uncle Terry? Because I think that happened to me too

[@meadowlarklemon3881]

The funniest thing about the King saga is that you’re both putting up videos publicly to respond to each other.

[@pastrie42]

I love how Tom is basically telling tina no more plastic surgery by pulling up demi and talking to "women." Funny how tina defends it then mentions her plastic surgeon. I love those two so much.

[@ojeda5577]

Tom was amazing in this episode!😂😂😂

[@bakerryan5672]

Terry looks like a strung out, more doughy Zack Galifiniakis

[@Roe777]

The thumbnail looked like Zach Galifianakis

[@mayursoowamber7549]

Tbh this caused me years of confusion 😂 This hair makes it uncanny

[@thesnicklefritzhideout9800]

It's... not?

[@DustinGoebel]

Came to ask why he was hosting YMH.... but you beat me.

[@kurtiskissell378]

You better believe I’m high and tight at 7am 👖

[@bigtam1789]

The new Fed Smoker is actually English, only the security guard is Scottish. Keep ‘em high and tight!

[@wood_whippin811]

Honestly the hair fit in so good I hardly noticed looked natural. Keep featherin it brother

[@Charles-mi8qi]

Bro I've been up all night I haven't slept since I woke up from a nap last night at around 8pm. If I never saw that thoroughbred wig piece attached to your dome I never would have imagined, I'd feel more awake than ever. This was a breath of fresh air, Tom. This right here.

[@jamiedillon9479]

As a Scottish person, the mommies attempt at a Scottish accent was tik toked af

[@lexiehua1457]

They’re inability to tell the guy taking the video didn’t have the same accent as the guy being filmed was pretty tok’ed as well.

[@Perratt87]

The fact they associated us with that tok’d pronunciation of tool fucking breaks my heart.

[@elizabethhollin9900]

Im not Scottish and it was hard to watch

[@filthINC]

Swear down I'm working reception at this hotel and this old scottish guy came and I literally made him repeat what he was saying like 4 times and after I apologised and called my manager :))) I literaly could not understand one bit

[@lukereeshus7952]

Your accent is what's tokked, ya "mo-ppet." Y'all make make Louisianans sound like Christopher Hitchens.

[@burtonrider2437]

Pretty sure that was John C Reilly at the comrade convention saying “please do not use gendered language”

[@agrosurf]

Steve Brule!

[@burtonrider2437]

@@agrosurf lol spot on

[@snoracle4926]

Liked just for the throwback to the "I'm your son, your my mom" song

[@katieblue5051]

I always thought the other “just like the gays” song was so much better- the one where it’s basically Tom, Charro and Top Dog asking each other if they’d marry their mom/dad- but I can never find that one! I’m currently on episode 282 of re-listening from the beginning, so I’m excited to eventually come across it. Lol.

[@evanabbott2737]

@@katieblue5051 I remember that one!😂

[@jordanellis3615]

Tom killed that fed smoker impression