Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep.600

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On today's Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina start off by celebrating the 600th episode of YMH. Then, Christina tells a story about her latest show in Des Moines, and the consequence of leaving Tom without milking the bear first. Next, Tom and Christina discuss marital loves, their favorite cool videos to watch and the ones that turn them off. After that, Christina and Tom talk about their gross behavior during tours, comedy club bathrooms and Tom shows off his Australian accent. Lastly, Tom and Christina try to persuade Nadav to convert to Catholicism.
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[@HendawgMusic]

Woah, Thanks for opening this episode with my song "Queens Above 18" 🙏

[@chev8385]

Hey, it’s Hendawg!

[@mikezazworsky]

Hendawg you are a legit genius.

[@carmenmenendez9796]

Hey Heny! Thanks for all the bangers!

[@joshuaaldaco8438]

Y'all know what a Banana Split huh

[@HendawgMusic]

@@mikezazworsky i dunno if I'm a genius, but I appreciate you bro 🙏

[@socancerous]

I miss hearing Top Dog saying "Hey Buddy"

[@mac_gamingyt7699]

Tom lights up everytime, love it

[@dylancoffey5972]

We all do

[@no_nosestill_close8010]

@@dylancoffey5972 ahhhh100%

[@ViewedOak]

I want Top Dog back on a YMH Live

[@mac_gamingyt7699]

@@ViewedOak would you rather watch a juicy NSFW segment on a live or instead have Top Dog as a guest

[@rayparibello]

Tom with an Aussie accent is just Bert's hype man, Lyle.

[@christianscacchetti9178]

Hear him out, Mate

[@billyvinilly8104]

After drinking a Fosters at an outback steakhouse

[@MisterChief1117]

@@billyvinilly8104 doesn't get more Aussie than that

[@GrilledCheeseDanny]

@@billyvinilly8104 Australians don't drink Fosters, you won't get it on tap at any pub. Normally hidden away in the bottle-o

[@billyvinilly8104]

@@GrilledCheeseDanny i know mate, i am (on paper) Australian (although very English). Tim sounded like an English bloke in Covent Garden, a few cold one’s deep, trying to impersonate the barmade

[@danielpenrodii2389]

Christina said that cosplay “does nothing for her”, yet she has a million wigs and went full out to become Tina for the live show. Come on mommy!

[@apdancinglime]

That one porn acctress who’s name escapes me, doesn’t have to prefer watching DP just because she does it!

[@ethanneuman4770]

Pretty upset Tim didn’t follow up with the “Parent Email” thread from school. We deserve to know the drama.

[@clintonleonard5187]

Spoiler alert: the snowflakes got rekt and all the kids went to school.

[@DekkarJr]

@@clintonleonard5187 haa yeah

[@sxthconcreterose]

I also want an update on the bike repairman!!

[@ethanneuman4770]

@@sxthconcreterose last I heard, he’s supposed to call Todd first thing tomorrow morning

[@DekkarJr]

@@sxthconcreterose He was a meth addict wasn't he? Probably on his way to or already gone to the big Falcon Carwash in the sky with Fedsmoker

[@mjc5070]

Christina killed it on the last episode. Her performance this week has already not lived up to last week’s.

[@joshuaaldaco8438]

Flawless

[@jasonwinterton9369]

Killin the game!

[@Corkoth55]

Quiet champ

[@l1m0b0at3]

Did she change her hair from last week? i cant figure it out i was totally 4 stroking to her last week and now im a limp noodle.

[@nickkolesnik5054]

Lmfao

[@JDSharar13]

It’s rare Tommy doesn’t get the laugh but after saying Rob was Soooo good then hitting Tina with the “you had the perfect attitude that day”... silence 😂😂

[@Madrmars]

That fact that Tom is reading lines from legally blonde really got me.

[@mizzquartz]

"I'm your Kum-n-Go" "You are my Kum-n-Go" honestly, that's beautiful.

[@danb4811]

And they high fived/fist bumped right after.

[@thegoofystoic]

That, and the clip of them laughing in her getup from the live show..really heartwarming stuff.

[@mickeysquintz9650]

You're beautiful

[@almightyfoe]

I agree jizzquarts

[@dsauce8780]

What if they just reaalllly liked kumquats but they did not end up being as popular as hydrocarbons, fellow human?

[@CezaMVO]

Christina was really chatty this episode. Her silent obedience last week was such a breathe of fresh air.

[@GLo1991]

Christine last week: 😮

[@iiiiiivviiixiiixxi1612]

💯 she spits fire on her record tho

[@zachhall624]

@@iiiiiivviiixiiixxi1612 nah

[@andrewwirth3228]

50% of the time, she is unlistenable. Her infantilized humor is so fucking annoying.

[@highandtight5544]

Seriously, what a chatty Kathy man.

[@eddier5169]

I bet jamie never had to look up fights in korean restaurants and that’s why this podcast is much better

[@golfinguy75]

Nadav would STILL be looking for it..

[@lordfordification]

I literally just got the call from the doctor that I might have a rare blood cancer my grandmother had. Polycythemia. I'm sitting here on the toilet thinking about how fucked life is when my phone notified me of a new episode. Thank you, Tom and Christina.

[@idab6864]

Damn dude I'm keeping you in my prayers

[@solsurvivor5899]

They have helped me sooo much too man. Enjoy life, we live every day. Then when it’s over it’s over. I love you brother.

[@mumblez7712]

Best of luck Brother, all the best

[@terrybird993]

keep the sad shit out of the comments...

[@Feltonmeiser]

@@idab6864 you don’t even know them, this could be a blessing for the world

[@Vers16]

600 episodes. Damn. Here's to many more, Mommies. Thanks for all the laughs.

[@TiltvikLHS]

@Dean Smiley u way too low and loose

[@chrism45]

@Dean Smiley first episode was in 2010 i think

[@troyborkowski2949]

I met a british guy that moved to australia 8 days ago. Tom nailed that guys accent

[@sabrejimmi3097]

Spot on lmao

[@CDR7474]

very british

[@jakemanning9141]

Sounds like brick top from snatch

[@BellaMareeMusic]

😆😆😆

[@nancymystegniotis2239]

This comment nails it 🤣

[@Serjohn]

At 5 a.m. a fight broke out between Taiwanese and Chinese tourists at a hot pot restaurant in Kaohsiung’s Lingya District, reported Apple Daily. One table had a group of Taiwanese tourists and the other Chinese tourists. Just as the Taiwanese were getting up to pay their bill and leave, the Chinese tourists allegedly stared at the Taiwanese. The Chinese tourists’ glares were enough to ignite a massive brawl, according to the report.

[@alexandercanella4479]

FREEEEEEEDOOOOOMMMMMM

[@kelseyhall8281]

Christine: "Should I start going to church on Sundays?" Todd: "Don't you fucking start with that shit"

[@chaserz4201]

Bobby Lees family reunions always end in a death match

[@thegoofystoic]

Hahahaa steebi was filming

[@kaftie]

Probably involved a steep knife, the Slept King’s dad and his aunt’s neck...

[@shagginwagon8447]

When his dad was still alive they probably celebrated Festivus - "Be a man and fight your father!"

[@chimpooey9083]

The go hard in the paint, that's for sure.

[@mrs5189]

Timestamp?

[@M13.]

As someone who was born and raised in Des Moines, IA, I feel it's important to share the fact that "kum & go" is also referred to as "jïz & split".

[@pbodys16]

SUP MOMMY? Also from des moines. Did not know that

[@dillonromans2885]

Same, from Des Moines. We call it Ejaculate and Evacuate.

[@Greeezy]

As a proud minnesotan. We refer to it as "Kum in a Hoe" at times. But jiz and split is a very good alternate name.

[@mfollett49]

You bet DA Moin is coming up in May....they didnt follow Proto and mention Casey's tho

[@mose27]

Hello, fellow Monks. ✌

[@matt0laughed]

Tina going deep with the Christian Death reference and making Tim uncomfortable was both hilarious and total confirmation of her goth girl days.

[@CryingCupcake]

“Something moving in the basement, something moving in the addict” lmao

[@blashyrkh66]

I knew she was goth but did not expect to hear a Christian Death reference on a comedy podcast lol

[@juggercrizab07]

Nadive must need a raise because he's cackling A LOT on this episode.

[@solsurvivor5899]

Those Js are always looking for more money.

[@neilleonard5781]

its his gambling debts coming back

[@Bobojanglesbo]

He really gets em in there

[@rickyrichards1294]

It really feels good to be able to skip there tour dates again 🙏 🙏

[@we_be_nerds3601]

Im glad i listened for once, just bought tickets to NC lol

[@rickyrichards1294]

@@we_be_nerds3601 there not coming to Canada anytime soon unfortunately

[@robinsharkey6658]

@@rickyrichards1294 not a GODDAMN chance :(

[@RandomGlow444]

😂

[@Door-Rattle]

They're not going to be in your city. Their agents said their schedules won't allow them to go there. See what I did there, Tik Toks? Get your life.

[@AstroKid513]

Shout out to everyone out there doing their thing and stuff like that!!!

[@joelhahn1020]

I was shadow boxing in a Walmart when I read this comment.

[@Tacit_Tern]

For realz tho. Nahm sayin' ....with them thangs.

[@conor7187]

I miss that guy!

[@huberticusrex]

Were in our 6th months straight of lockdown where I'm at in Canada and I'm seeing baseball games with full stadiums in the states. So jealous. What a miserable year

[@Tacit_Tern]

@@conor7187 He's still going hard. But trust me.... never comment. He will give you three pages of insane gibberish/ 😒.....i guess "lyrics". I heard he didn't post a while because he got locked up for fighting a telecom on foot, at a Carl's Jr.

[@AndrewIles]

Hearing that Tim watched Chopper on repeat makes me one proud Aussie jean. Magnificent film!

[@narcolisa]

I once saw a handwritten sign on a Dunkin Donuts drive up menu: “Expresso Machine Broken”. I took that shit down, crossed it out and wrote ESPRESSO.

[@terrybird993]

yes you did, and that's what we need in the world, sir.

[@jeremiahbridges1189]

@@terrybird993 IT'S MA'AM!

[@codybolo7803]

Tom doing an aussie accent sounded like any guy in any guy ritchie movie ever

[@ThirtyfourEC]

Grats on making it to 600 everyone.

[@well_as_an_expert_id_say]

@Dean Smiley Deann

[@mcname5556]

Hearing Tom and Christine announce dates again feels great

[@tomdv]

That's the best English accent I've ever heard Tom do

[@mermaidrocksoapcompany6540]

Is anyone commenting on the fact that Zolo is wearing the same jacket as the "Double Denim Man"? Congratulations on the amazing episodes! Love you two Mommy Jeans!!!❤👖❤

[@MrIshews]

Also In that fucking juice spot, pulling for ya native

[@jamescrowson5607]

As a Canadian I'm glad Christy recognized the double denim as the Canadian tuxedo.

[@barryallen6775]

She was born in Windsor, Ontario so shes Canadian. - Fellow Canadian

[@mrs.h2725]

You didn't apologize even once in that sentence. You are no Canadian sir.

[@HeisntLegend]

The double denim man was singing off beat to his own leg movements. Thats some chaotic energy right there.

[@bruhsoup6320]

The j’s and c’s bit with nadav was thoroughly enjoyable

[@DannyPellham]

I want Christina to walk into every ymh show like Erick Andre and just destroying there entire set as the intro music plays

[@alexakimov]

That would be amaze

[@WagonerVT]

Nah fuck that Eric andre hasnt done a single thing that could be considered amusing to anybody even relatively sober some real grade 4 shit right there jeans

[@DannyPellham]

@@WagonerVT bro ur life’s sad that’s all I gotta say. It’s was a joke I thought literally no one would see.

[@we_be_nerds3601]

@@WagonerVT you're fired bud, you just lost your life

[@OberynTheRedViper]

@@WagonerVT says the guy commenting on a podcast thread with some humor in the exact same vein they complain about. Your jeans are so loose they're still in your closet.

[@desiree568]

"Just 66 more episodes to go brother" (in fed smoker twang)

[@DanZazula]

Duuuuuude when Christine started singing father Abraham I was poppin and lockin on that C-shit

[@jstamps101]

"Should I go to church on Sundays?" "No- don't you start with that shit!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@paulpantea9521]

My girlfriend keeps bugging me to take her shopping but I gotta watch this right now right now right now right now right now right now!

[@Moroboshisan]

Just give her 10 to 12 Benadryls.

[@blainebrown8824]

Get a girl like last weeks Christina

[@solsurvivor5899]

She needs to milk you while you watch, then shopping.

[@shooglechic]

Take her jeans shopping afterwards. She can sit down and watch.

[@Brendan.Docherty]

Point of personal privilege! Tom's "Australian" accent is more offensive than the N word and the R word combined. I'm so triggered.

[@iturnedintoatelescope6075]

I second your point of personal privilege.

[@barryhiblen3988]

If he doesn’t cancel his next Aussie Tour (again) then the people will!

[@cindylok9584]

BAHAHA! I SOOO hope you're joking! I'm an Aussie and I don't g.a.f.

[@jonathanmoore8886]

Nancy Reagan?

[@jleos0095]

@@cindylok9584 point of personal privilege, DON’T FUCKING YELL!!

[@Brickhaus69]

In Connecticut we have a small chain of convenience store gas stations called "Pump & Munch". I feel like it would go well next door so it would be "Pump & Munch", "Kum & Go"

[@StaceWah]

As an Australian, I wanna rip my ears off 🤣🤣 Tom immediately goes into a Guy Ritchie frankenstein-esque character

[@roryalexanderm]

Tom does a great Michael Cain impression when he’s trying to sound Australian

[@spencerbedggood8343]

Was almost South African

[@justinthomas7316]

Shit, I just said that and scrolled further and you had already beat me to the punch. Good man

[@thearsdfa]

Dang Tom is looking more and more like a snack every time I see him. JUST LEMME EAT YA! AI YAI YAI

[@EljaeHD]

Get that scrum Jay

[@TheHiyy]

Holy Christ man put your catheter back in

[@thegoofystoic]

One time!

[@025Bar]

Tina is so educated on different cultures and religious aspects, and I love it. when she sings J stuff, so wholesome.

[@macdonalds19]

Miss the days when these where actually longer than an hour. Come on Tim don’t be stingy with me now. Big things coming up in may

[@PartyChris]

Wow! Seeing Mark Normand’s early work as the “double denim man” was inspiring!

[@Tehota3]

Wake up at 6am to watch YMH, live life 365

[@conormcd8]

Double denim man is Shane Clifford, hilarious Irish comic

[@meadowlarklemon3881]

“How long do I have to say poems for?”

[@clintonleonard5187]

I always skip 5 minutes in to start the show. Cheers, Mommies, ads are low and loose, but I still love you.

[@nicholasnixon1311]

Yep. Don't give a shit about ads or your dates

[@sranubus]

"72 hour milking schedule and neglected to milk my bear"

[@MotherLoveGaming]

72 hours sound like Christine is being a little stingy with those milking duties

[@coffeeabuse]

1:09:53 Christina: "Do you like crackers?" Nadav: "Do I needa have the whole bag of it?" Lol

[@james2155]

Toms Brooklyn accent was closer to an Australian accent than his Australian one

[@SSUSAZ]

The world needs a HenDog remix of double denim man.

[@gregoryturner9530]

Hey its Hendawg! Would be a dope ass remix

[@blainebrown8824]

I want to see Tom either walk on or walk off stage on his next special with one of the Hendawg remixes.

[@danb4811]

Hes a few comments up, ask him.

[@nestab2762]

Intro plays* Nobody: Christina: Meow meow meeooww meooowww meow!!! 😹

[@inigomontoya619]

That queens above 18 song is a dope af

[@msabercr]

I didn't realize this episode was just gonna be Tom lying about his porn tastes.

[@severinwolf497]

🤣🤣🤣 you nailed it

[@chrism45]

We all know he loves it when they cry

[@danielpenrodii2389]

And they both say cosplay does nothing, yet Christina has a million wigs and went all out to become Tina.

[@alextyre4488]

“This ones for you” needs to be a Tshirt, with a cinnamon roll on the back dripping with frosting

[@mattspew94]

TIM LOOKING SLIM!!! Happy 600 Mommies!!

[@niteshade8546]

I hope Todd is working his way to 205 then he comes into 2B1C and fat shames Burp again making him do a bunch of endurance trials.

[@Greeezy]

I've been enjoying the Kum & Go name and franchise for decades now. Always makes me laugh. Glad the mommies now know about this fine establishment.

[@AUZlE]

"Look at me, I got the body of a sitter". Gave me the damn giggles.

[@theeSensei6]

Saying "solo male porn" instead "jaying d" is like saying "custodian" instead of "janitor" 😂😁😂

[@I.I.I....IoI....I.I.I]

That comment smells American to me

[@karlsweeney2328]

Janitor comes from the Latin 'ianitop', which translates to master of doors.

[@sjk160]

I was a janitor and the guys I worked with would say no we’re maintenance technicians. Like ok I’ll remember that when I’m scrubbing wall art that a kindergartner made with his turd in the stalls

[@karlsweeney2328]

@@sjk160 I was a janitor and the maintenance guys were openly hostile toward us

[@yeayeanahyea4150]

Maintenance technician

[@DigitalDuelist]

These two have a love life we should all aspire to.

[@petertheoneandonly9752]

Used to sneak away from family vacations to smoke weed. Now o fond myself sneaking off to get the ymh fix. “Im a good sport”

[@wretchedslippage3255]

Being episode 600 and hearing the Hendawg banger "Queens Above 18" I got so excited that The King might be the special guest. That would have been neat.

[@v.k.levigne]

Timmy is looking like a leading man these days! Whatever he's doing is really working for him

[@8thlvlMage]

It's called the "Life Changing Injury So Now Has To Do Physical Therapy Every Day If He Wants Full Recovery" diet. LCISNHTDPTEDIHWFR for short.

[@hellohello-rd1vr]

@@8thlvlMage 😂

[@yxoozo]

I turn into a telescope the second I get that notification.

[@weinderdog1184]

Beat me to it

[@joshuaaldaco8438]

Y'all know what a Banana Split is huh

[@wesleypipes1440]

Facts! Even when I’m at work!!!

[@alleniverson397]

Ay ay ay

[@SphenForTheWin]

Amen

[@bethany603]

As a long time female fan I demand that the Kum and Go shirt be made immediately. Thank you.

[@ryanmurphy7355]

That Australian accent was great almost reminded me of a British accent..lol

[@Caveyacht]

Hendawg always killing the intro songs 🔥

[@Dabro1010]

I would totally buy an album of all the greatest YMH remix hits!

[@solsurvivor5899]

Ditto

[@nickolauspatterson4585]

I love that "Queens above 18" hip hop joint at the beginning! Pure fire!

[@HendawgMusic]

I appreciate that man 🙏

[@nickolauspatterson4585]

@@HendawgMusic Oh shit, you were the one that wrote that and put it together?! If so, well done sir! Most of the time whatever is sent in isn't that great. But for me it all about how the words are strung along together. Which u did very well in my opinion. Thank you for the hilarious entertainment! (Oh and the strong old school, trunk rattling beat was the proverbial cherry on the top!)

[@MrAkamarured]

Queen's above 18 is my favourite song of 2021 so far.

[@HendawgMusic]

Thanks 😂

[@sleightlyme9404]

Congrats on 600 episodes, Jeans!!!

[@dylanhamilton7190]

Looks like Gringotts in the booth today

[@SirHiggalot]

So a chiropracter permanently fucked up Nadav's back and now he has to go to chiropracters for the rest of his life. Sounds like a pretty good business model for them.

[@yourgameisstupid]

Chiropractic is bullshit, nothing surprising here. Part of me wants to dismiss it as natural selection, but things get a bit more complicated when you take into account that the fraudsters are profiting and much of it is taxpayer funded (especially the legit medical care that he'll eventually need).

[@TheBogstaverne]

zolo rocking that double denim style presumably. he's got the demin jacket at least

[@Ryan82288]

Good morning my kings and queens above 18...time to wake up....yeessss wake up

[@H-Vox]

We up outta here

[@sissyofFreemont]

Did you sleep good? ... what?.... I did sleep good, ok...bye...

[@thepoliteheretic]

Push learning about Kum and Go makes the Midwestern in me happy

[@cfrenchfrye]

The father abraham rendition brought back some great summer camp memories. Thanks Christine.

[@VonTelevision]

WOW! TOM IN A SHIRT WITH BUTTONS! IS THIS HIM DRESSING UP FOR EP 600?1 LMAO

[@kevink8204]

That opener is a banger!

[@andrestein6022]

Can we have a tick tick war between Tom and Christina's feed?

[@addamaewalker7420]

I second that! I bet money on Christina P...

[@dr.doppeldecker3832]

A tickle war with Christina's feet?!

[@joshuaaldaco8438]

Your fired bud

[@kylesage2046]

@@addamaewalker7420 I third that! But respectfully disagree! It would be a close one, but I enjoy Tim's disturbing toks on a different level haha

[@Nvaderslim]

Tom loves his wife. He ordered her a charger without her asking. Bro that's love.

[@sxthconcreterose]

Anyone else wondering what happened to the bike repairman who had no sense of time?

[@Mikemikemike13579]

4:20 this song has been my wake-up alarm for a solid 5 months now

[@HendawgMusic]

gang bruh

[@Mikemikemike13579]

@@HendawgMusic Keep featherin’ it Hendawg. I turn into a telescope every time I hear a new track. The YMH mommies are always going to be ride-or-die for your sick beats!

[@liltiny9719]

Christine's intro dancies will never get old

[@clintonleonard5187]

Meow meow meow meow...meow meow.

[@JC-fd9ch]

Tom finding chiropractor videos 5 years late is a dad move

[@variaxi935]

Thank you for this episode. After all of the BS over the Chauvin trial and girl with knife killed in Ohio, this is a much-needed refresher

[@perstimppa]

SIX HUNNID I TURN INTO A TELESCOPE 🔭

[@nickkolesnik5054]

Good morning my kings and queens. Get your feet on the ground and pull them jeans up high and tight. Breakfast is on. Coffee in on. THE KING LOVES YOU.

[@thegoofystoic]

Thanks jean!

[@ednure]

I had a crazy old teacher in 5th grade that would make us read out loud and pick the next reader. You were encouraged to raise your hand and yell out loud CORRECTION and let the person know if they said something wrong. Please use CORRECTION in your daily lives. The CORRECTION challenge

[@michaelgoulet9008]

You have to love how they go from talking about Tim's extreme amount of kum to doing a read for Brooks linen

[@ArousedRatJones]

Tom's Aussie is a spot on Michael Kane lol

[@DruTheMonster]

Double denim man boutta start a revolution. I need a remix of that shit like YESTERDAY

[@Tacit_Tern]

I think it was based on the song "We're an American Band" by Grand Funk Railroad. ....just with more soul.

[@DruTheMonster]

@@Tacit_Tern not enough denim

[@mimigiggles4199]

YOLO is already embracing the denim.

[@MarfTheUnbearable]

Do you think he knows about denim shirts?

[@KrikZ32]

"I can only imagine the horror that is this person's reality."

[@robertgowdey]

I can't get over how much Christina loves Tom it's so beautiful

[@croz711]

Tom is looking in shape!!!! Best shape I’ve seen him in! Way to be man!

[@mmawithmustafa]

Tom looks so skinny y’all like that man fr getting into DILF MODE

[@mermaidrocksoapcompany6540]

Jean is looking very handsome today indeed.

[@Bobojanglesbo]

Had to prove Leanne wrong heh

[@markdonahue]

Christina's 'crackers that taste like Styrofoam' line absolutely killed me.

[@Knight3434]

That opening song is a banger!