Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep.662

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Tom Segura and Christina P welcome you back to the Mommy Dome! We talk about not recognizing Luke Bryan, a cool girl that teaches you how to manipulate men, and Nadav gets scolded for more mistakes! The main mommies discuss Top Gun, Christina getting non stop compliments on her pants, working casino gigs, and the grief cruise they're going to take. Then we watch some Horrible or Hilarious clips involving lions, bike tricks, dance battles and cowboys. We talk about browning abroad, disgusting pig habits, Kim Cattrall bringing the cringe, and kiss greetings in different cultures.
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[@robertjellen248]

The fact that Enny’s call sign is not Hot Sauce is the greatest injustice the world over.

[@robertjellen248]

@@fomes autocorrect got me.

[@smagala86]

Or gargoyle

[@spartymatt9627]

Great call. I'm more upset someone in studio didn't bring it up to piss him off 😂

[@pppcorn]

falcon

[@tickandslug]

could also be Gargoyle

[@Itskylewalker]

Whatsup I’m the guy who broke his leg. 😂😂😂 Thanks for the share I love the show.

[@Itskylewalker]

It’s actually a super crazy story I’m totally down to tell on the podcast.

[@AmandaBurns14]

Did. not. like. that😳😬

[@Itskylewalker]

@@CaptainDC06 I’m doing well. Healing up was about 1 month ago. Healing got two metal legs now. Unfortunately I’ve done this twice with my right leg.

[@landocommando8]

You gotta drink more milk, bro. Get those bones stronger ;)

[@Itskylewalker]

@@landocommando8 very clever did you come up with that on your own?

[@blunttrauma5300]

I fear for nadavs life bc tom accepted his apology so quickly

[@bandofmountains]

He realized the bit wasn't going to be funny and cut it short.

[@82Novica]

Oh no yeah he's fucked

[@xannas.9207]

My exact thought

[@KingOfSmoke420]

S

[@mycatownsurdog]

As far as his job is concerned.

[@lucyfer6g6]

I'll tell you right now , that girl in the beginning, was trained by her mom to become her full form succubus self. She is what my mom wanted me to be too lol

[@jacobmarshall1221]

Thoroughly enjoying the new audio book "I'd Like To Play Alone" written and read by my favorite comedian, Thumb Cigarette

[@lylestyle]

Thumb cigarette 🤣🤣🤣

[@cashnasty7]

I hope he does a part 2 and/or Christiiiiiiiina does one too.

[@tobygoodman9134]

Dude this comment made me laugh big time

[@brynziegeman4203]

You spelled his name wrong, it’s clearly thong tempura

[@patrickdillon500]

Are you talking about world famous comedian and author Thimble Seclusion?

[@BoopieNoodle]

Christina making fun of how people pronounce words and then immediately saying “bouf-aye” is killing me 😂

[@millicentdollhouse5252]

Glad someone else caught that. 😶☠️

[@JulianSwayzer]

Enny cracks me up whenever Nadav gets yelled at. he just trying to make sure he doesn’t get hit by a stray 😂

[@KingOfSmoke420]

U

[@dannyg691]

The silent laugh gets me 😂

[@tylerjcranford]

That lion clip was fucking AWESOME. So well deserved. #touchmylionthroughthefence

[@clevermissfox]

I love how the bystanders are just on their phones

[@the_Dogpacker]

@@clevermissfox everybody taking part in this animal cruelty is an idiot.

[@tylerjcranford]

Just rewatching this episode...love that lion. 😁

[@JesusHComedy]

Ready to take this Parasocial relationship with Tim and Christuna to the next level!

[@apalmer12]

PNRE

[@josef2012]

Threesome Pup play?

[@MarlowWhere]

Break into their house and lick their toilet seats

[@SamUHells]

I’m gonna pre

[@TestyLeaf]

ayy yi ya!

[@bowserbrowser6559]

Can you imagine how mentally exhausting going to dinner with both Christen and Brent at the same time must be

[@nataliemoye]

So mad you put this idea in my head. Jesus

[@berrryan4984]

Start your morning with a balanced touch through the fence

[@augie4111]

Lmfao 😭😭 this got me so bad

[@tonylipsmire5918]

Ramsdale > Pickford

[@haymaker710]

Touch my lion through the fence you fucking...

[@rtdzign]

Touch my lion through the fence!

[@CDANG280]

Tim using his lungs as an instrument this episode. Very cool.

[@jafar_snaids6047]

😂

[@dwprado25]

That’s hilarious! Haha

[@evanprotsman9623]

12:00 The deathly staredown and the silence that took place amongst the staff when Nadav royally fucked up was truly spectacular AND hilarious 🤣

[@psychohazards]

Consider there is a 1L bottle of Fiji in the booth. I think that might just be a bit.

[@KingOfSmoke420]

B

[@Akca121]

Honestly I think they were trying so hard to not bust out laughing

[@Crumponalog]

The dead silience after the Kim Catrall scat-bass thing . . . hilarious.

[@naputasi7218]

Can we please get that "Oh my leg snapped in half!" As a drop. 😭. Just a perfect introduction into things.

[@GymAndSun]

17:35 I thought Enny said Black Hog. That would fit given his second nickname 😆

[@onemanriot100]

The goldigger chick is an example of when hot chicks think they're sneaky

[@thestraydog]

If girls like that put more time and effort into worthwhile things instead of researching how to manipulate others, everyone would be better off

[@josef2012]

Should've posted her social media handle so we could show her some YMH love.

[@andye5724]

Didnt that tinder guy do the same thing? And then he got in trouble for it..

[@NwordSizurpHandz]

She just trying to convince her self she's not a hooker.

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

She messed herself up though. The reason her manipulation works on guys is because they don't know she's being manipulative but now they do because her ego took over and told on herself.

[@beeeeej]

I love that when Tim is grilling Native everyone in the booth is dead faced 🤣

[@cardinalbubxiii803]

C’mon Jeans… let’s get the feet on the ground, breakfast is ready, I got coffee on… what? C’mon my kings and queens, I wanna laugh.

[@funnydonor9484]

You’re gonna be waiting a very very long time, friendo

[@chadwarden593]

Let those boobs hang

[@rewcalYT]

...wut?

[@FredoOnTV]

That was me in the Gary Vee clip 😂

[@Ryan82288]

The men I’ve lived with are cleaner than you. I cannot relate more tom! 😆

[@cmcbride17]

Amen

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

Seriously. Some women are the best

[@mluna1271]

Loving all the coughing on this episode! music to my ears, thanks Tommy buns!

[@joecannon8990]

Listening to Tim and Christine trying to find Zlatan was real painful.

[@cwrasmus]

Then saying Zoltan lol

[@robertfrost8264]

I actually enjoy them being out of touch about everything at this point. They live in their filthy rich little bubble and we put them there.

[@DGLake1]

If only they had like a Rogan Jamie!!! That jiu doesn’t know as much as you’d think!!! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@jushinfilthligerrr]

Tim said he was retired which is Bs cause my man just won serie A with Milan with no acl

[@demetriuso5127]

ZLATAN

[@mikemiller5637]

I’m glad that lion was able to prank that man back for teasing him. What a rascal

[@Obi-ThreeKenobi]

13:28 Enny slow sipping his drink while Tom grills Nadav about his shitty Ozarka water is just perfect lol. Unlike hot sauce, Ozarka is NOT the best.

[@chrisconroy3430]

Saw that lol

[@fukuuu]

That was hilarious. Topo Choco is the best!

[@user-mo8tm4jw2l]

Omfg lol I read this comment as that happened. Dead.

[@chrisstolinski2246]

nah not true, Ozarka water is great. Especially if you go there and get it yourself before it sits in plastic for who knows how long.

[@kateellison4042]

The slow silent sip of Topo Chico! I died.

[@rileyreno3884]

1:41:52 Enny is so fucking funny. I love that he’s in the show more often these days. “Black guys kiss. I kiss all my n****s.” He said that shit so serious. 💀💀😂😂😂

[@mikeyanderson6012]

Tina never fails to sound fully tokked. Says all the call signs were 1 word, immediately gives herself a call sign that has 2 words.

[@taylorrussell215]

Yeah She’s been reeeeally bad lately though, she’s been making it painful at times

[@TheodoreBotman]

Timmy must be railing her hard against the head board and she getting more and more brain damage.

[@nickv1388]

@@taylorrussell215 Lately? she stays on her bullshit with dogshit takes

[@realitysosubtle2746]

Tom needs to divorce the shit out of her.

[@3DimensionalCanadian]

Tom's getting smarter, her brain is mush

[@paulkangas515]

With every new episode, each of us gets to take our parasocial relationship with Tim and Christine to the next level!

[@Daloti47]

How silent Enny gets whenever Tim is ripping into Nadav is THE BEST 😂 (please don't see me)

[@mattamance4548]

They play the whole “ oh shit dads home” vibe so well 😂 this was 100% me and my brother when one of us fucked up bad and our dad started with the whole “Do you know where the fuck I’m from?!“ speech 😂

[@8themachine7]

Christine will never “run” down the stairs again, she learned. Good job Tom. 🤣

[@Lolalee73]

Because she is a tough Hungarian American ...she aint no pu$$y...:-)

[@benbudd1376]

Nadav saying "I was unfamiliar with where the Fiji stash is" while having a giant Fiji water in front of him 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the fear in his voice is hysterical!

[@maxellis3325]

I legit thought that was hand sanitizer. That bottle is ridiculously big!

[@DelightfulDissident]

Ymh only has those tiny Fiji bottles though. If you remember, we learned from the water sommelier that Fiji is some of the best widely available bottled water. So the evidence will show Nadav bought that bottle himself and does in fact not know where the YMH Fiji stash is kept. Your honor, movement to dismiss for irrelevance.

[@benbudd1376]

@@DelightfulDissident good point indeed, I'm not at all surprised he doesn't know where it is 😂

[@GenesysRider23]

@@DelightfulDissident Objection! Hearsay!

[@TheHomieFedSmoker]

Enny’s comedic timing during the Ozarka debate. Just sips the Life Water slowly lmao

[@bignose4703]

timestamps: 0:00 start of video 1:44:48 end of video

[@Christopher-md7tf]

thanks bruh 🤙

[@horselizard]

Bro thank you so much🙏

[@Bogeyman19Was4BraindeadPeople]

52:24 middle of video

[@masonmoyer8345]

Cucumber on a bagel with cream cheese is legit fire though.

[@illumineddiie]

“We just have a good rhythm together…” while having absolutely no rhythm together 🤣💀

[@josef2012]

Scibbitty doo bop!🎵

[@Jezinator]

The hysterical laughing in the background kills me every single time!!

[@josef2012]

Wait a minute...Xtina doesn't know we're in a parasocial relationship??

[@mattkovac123]

I have to say, that was by far the best ad for manscaped I've ever heard. Well done sir!

[@emosewasikcin]

the booth boys calling callsigns "callnames" is very cool 🎸🎸🎸

[@Muckwickett]

Tom could say "the sky is blue" and nadav would go HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA

[@Stuntastic210]

When Enny casually knocks back the Topo Chico at 13:26 after Tom bitches bout his Ozarka 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@lucyfer6g6]

And Patty sitting there silent with a GIANT Fiji 😅

[@jctsea]

"I may shoot hoops, but I ain't jumpin" -Tommy Bunz, 2022

[@tiagocaseiro]

8:40 What a Bret Krishna moment. “Zoltan” 😂

[@Edition89]

My man Enny drinking right out the glass bottle while he watches Native have a full on meltdown. I see you.

[@rse1113]

Nothing like watching the Mommies first thing in the morning. Try it out.

[@TheGoodContent37]

Christina being shocked by that cool girl at the beginning was the best! xD

[@LivingOutloudWithAshleyStone]

Top Gun Maverick was the SHIIIIIIT! Definitely touched my heart through the fence

[@snapees]

“Those bitches filming, look nobody is helping him!” *christina P wuen talking about the dude messing with a lion* Yeah no shit… it’s a lion. Why would they help?

[@Wowreally42]

That chick could teach a 101 class on how to end up old, haggard, and alone.

[@karenamyx2205]

That's what I was wondering about.. if you base your entire value and existence on being young and hot.. what happens when you are less young and less hot? How do these broads survive in their middle age?

[@Wowreally42]

@@karenamyx2205 You nailed it! They get very depressed, addicted to plastic surgery, and start abusing substances usually.

[@user-ib7wm1oe4v]

you're talking about christina right?

[@ETAisNOW]

@@user-ib7wm1oe4v uhhhhhhhundred percent

[@josef2012]

@@user-ib7wm1oe4v Hey-oooo!

[@benwerth397]

When Nadav F’s up, I laugh like Tom hearing people break their bones

[@archiemontoya585]

Nadav lying through his shekels about not knowing where the fiji stash is; while a fiji is sitting right in front of him.

[@the_Dogpacker]

He can convert all he wants but he can't knock the inner J 🤣

[@rylinmurphy2538]

I was literally furious hearing the couple with the base and the bullshit lady.

[@mmelanie9326]

We need an album release of all the original YMH songs

[@MrSpeedyAce]

I saw someone walking his dog with a YMH Studios T-Shirt in Queens today.

[@johng9095]

The media is decentralized? Like 3 companies own all of media lol

[@Tacit_Tern]

Don't forget how Ajit Pai of the FCC killed net neutrality.

[@jim6170]

I got touched thru fence by Tom, rough cough, all these laughs are really helping clear this chest out. Aiyayaaaa! Thanks for following proto.

[@Tacit_Tern]

😆Harry Mack has been rapping YMH memes.

[@turtlelover4373]

What? Where? I haven't heard about that. And i follow harry pretty closely.

[@Tacit_Tern]

@@turtlelover4373 Word play Wednesday. I saw Hendawg doing it like 2 weeks back.... and now people have been super-chatting them. I tried to get it to start on the ADV Podcast as well. But there's only a couple mommies there.... for now.

[@lukeberg]

Christine should tell Tim, "if you're gonna cough, please leave the room." 23:53

[@illumineddiie]

Holy crap guys, TWO episodes of Christine not saying “Apropos”! 🤯

[@hollatafool]

Spoiler alert 🙄

[@rodneysmith603]

I want to start a lead diet everytime she says it.

[@dmanm85]

When Kim Catrall was doing poetry to the bass, I heard Danny in the back of my mind lauging, saying "that's some white people shit!!"

[@foodiddles]

The look on the booth boys faces when they are getting called out lol

[@sixtusbeatz4721]

When Tom was talking about the Swedish soccer player, I was literally screaming its "ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC" 🤣, I was like how could you forget his name, there's literally no one like him 🤣🤣🤣...im Nigerian by the way, soccer is all we know, or better still FOOTBALL, nobody wants to here you say soccer outside of USA🤣

[@China_Secret_Police]

You know what's a Banana Split?

[@Rattys]

Asking Tom if there is something he looks back on and thinks was absolutely stupid of him to do......... "Yeah, I know I won the dunk contest already, but I think I can go even higher."

[@breezyncj]

I'd just like to take this time to remind everyone that "Evian" spelled backwards is "naive."

[@perrygriffin2371]

Thanks

[@SethCrimson]

Holy shit.

[@anjo9407]

Yes! I learned this from Reality Bites lol

[@breezyncj]

@@anjo9407 I learned it as a kid and recently showed it to my oldest child..he smiled so big when he realized it. 😜

[@swoopskee]

only tim and crystal could end a podcast with "wanna be gay? go to Africa" and I appreciate y'all for it endlessly

[@a.p.1298]

Gunna b throwing this line in rotation…

[@alberttang6955]

That "Touch the Lion through the fence" dude definitely lost his finger. That white stringy thing that ends up in the Lion's mouth is about 12" of a Flexor tendon that runs from inside the forearm to the tip of each finger. The tendon snapped and got ripped out of his arm when the finger was taken.

[@thenightking6662]

looks like his literal finger bone to me

[@funnydonor9484]

Relax guy. It was most likely his clothing. You can’t tell that from the video. I appreciate the scary sentiment tho 👍

[@jamieweeks2120]

He brought Tang taste to the party

[@alberttang6955]

@@jamieweeks2120 Tang is the best 🙂

[@moisesmachado204]

I wondered what that was. It's what I remember the most from the video

[@Whole-lotta-b]

Missed opportunity for an”when I was 17 I got involved with the Russian mafia” joke 😂😂

[@the_cozy_gamer]

Fun fact: In the navy, pilot callsigns must be one or 2 syllables :)

[@ChrisOwsley]

Ayacucho is very rural. Spent a few weeks there building an orphanage just outside of the plaza square. Awesome people and the old church there in the plaza is beautiful. Getting anywhere outside the plaza is tough, very steep streets. Awesome place, would love to go back.

[@PurpleHeat]

Funny story, my dad liquidated a trust that was supposed to be for me and my brothers passive income for the rest of our lives. He spent most of it restoring a 38 foot sparkman stevens sailboat which has only seen water a handful of times. He died shortly after its completion, and the boat is sitting in storage. My brothers and I don't enjoy sailing.

[@Louis-wp3fq]

Sell that shit.

[@blainebickle1178]

sorry to hear that jeans. keep em high and tight, you'll get through this!

[@RLybarger1986]

That's like "you secretly aren't really his" level resentment

[@PurpleHeat]

@@RLybarger1986 "on his level" was drinking scotch and watching fox news all day. He got so many DUIs he couldnt drive me to school by the 5th grade. For sure a cool guy.

[@PurpleHeat]

@@Louis-wp3fq Bert was talking about how he really wants a boat...

[@sarahk3830]

I’m 100% with you when it comes to animal videos. You try to master the beasts or make them your pets, you deserve what you get.

[@KittyNTT]

I gotta bad bite!!! I laughed so hard at this intro I had to change panties.. I had a lil accident through the fence.

[@brandoncummings3574]

Me: *Listening to them complain about staying in Vegas for 7 days* Me: *laughs in psych ward*

[@patrykkuley7603]

You should add more commercials. It was not enough of them. Maybe one every 2 minutes.

[@greyforge27]

I can't believe they finally played "you can't do this on concrete"

[@loganerwin9259]

This show has turned into funny clips in between saatva adds.

[@perrygriffin2371]

Perfect

[@imogensharma]

The giant bottle of Fiji between Enny and Nadav haha

[@allanaguilera5851]

Nothing like some YMH to go with my coffee and morning shits

[@brettalexander5585]

Someone clip/zoom in on Toms face when she farts. That was gold!

[@j0eyravi0li2]

When you forget YMH Podcast drops on Wednesdays and you get a treat, thought it was on Mondays for some reason lol

[@thenightking6662]

sounds like you're totally tokked

[@haukis1]

Naww Mondays for 2bears1cave and WhereMyMomsAt😁

[@Bacon__SteezBurger]

13:23 “I was uuuuh…unfamiliar of where the Fiji stash is..” **BIGGEST BOTTLE OF FIJI WATER EVER MADE SITTING IN FRONT OF HIM**

[@maxellis3325]

"May we look at him" is equally adorably innocent and creepy.

[@ShortCircuit1987]

The BJ on the cruise while firing an AK-47 out into open ocean was such an underrated visual! Lmao!

[@joevargo2777]

The opening clip is essentially a female cobra Tate

[@aaronmaxim]

"ahhhh my leg snapped in half" Great play by play honestly, respect buddy

[@GBHSbandperson]

Best part of my day is waking up and seeing a new episode has been Uploaded. And It is even better that it is a solo episode with just the mommies Keep it high and tight.

[@matterson19]

Tina's call sign would definitely be 'Sloppers'

[@scottydoe136]

I've never heard of Ozarka water in my life. I imagine it tastes like outdoor faucet water; the kind with broken water balloon rings on it 🤣🤣

[@8thlvlMage]

It's Texas' version of whatever generic bottled water you would get at WalMart or Target. Growing up in Texas, I can confidently say you're not too far off.

[@blazemisensol6763]

Y’all mommies GOTTA get stavros halkias on he hella funny

[@Ramboskates85]

His special on KZbin is 100% comedy through and through. I laughed the entire time

[@nickb9379]

Fulllly support this

[@dustynutz4982]

He's already been on

[@StudioMod]

These guys have such a great, consistent energy that's both optimistic and hilarious. It's great.

[@jakelarson854]

I have an addiction to peanut butter. Watching that cool guy made me almost vomit. You just cured me. Thank you for the exposure therapy.

[@Shillmehowtolive]

Oh god same dude. I can’t pick up a jar now…

[@boj4167]

I love it that Tom and Push work the pod around the commercials. Pretty sweet, and totally why I tune in.

[@David_Lo_Pan]

Does Christina have Green eyes that flash like emerald lighting? I need her to tame the burning blade, and appease my Emperor.

[@keirlogan5292]

Now I'm gonna get super baked and watch Big trouble in little China. Thanks for feathering it brother

[@David_Lo_Pan]

@@keirlogan5292 Indeed! Lol, are you a film buff by any chance? I pride myself in super obscure and trippy movies.

[@keirlogan5292]

@@David_Lo_Pan yes to some degree, the warriors is top 3 all time favorite movies. You can touch my camera thru the fence if you've ever seen Orpheus Shredder

[@David_Lo_Pan]

@@keirlogan5292 Not yet. But I'll take the recommendation....Thanks. It looks interesting. I'm always looking for new stuff, even if it's old. If you're in the mood for a real mind F, "Holy Mountain" by Alejandro Jodorowsky is one of my favorites. Most people can't handle even the first 15 minutes. Every movie that director makes is absolutely Mental. Update: Just ordered it on ebay.

[@imthethrashman]

Whenever Tom starts laughing at a video of someone doing some sort of physical activity is the indicator that I need to look away from the screen.

[@georgimihalkov4781]

Christina always claimed that she's a feminist, but her true identity is a Texas republican. She can finally be herself.

[@morticia3295]

Which is a real bummer.

[@billymac5481]

Real low and loose

[@wlaba272]

Which is a feminist. Republican gals are bigger, stronger and more feminine feminists than today's neo-feminazists.

[@jayrizzle9226]

@@morticia3295 depends on who you are, I think she's way more awesome than I did before.

[@marko7552]

At least republicans have a sense of humor, feminists don't.

[@andyh3546]

I love in MLS commentary that they just call him Zlatan because they don’t want to get his last name wrong

[@mhand4811]

Enny ducking his head as Native thanked Zolo for getting water was like watching an out of body experience. fucking great.

[@nicholasah-loe89]

When the Zlatan got signed by the Galaxy, he put out a full-page ad in the Times, and instead of a "Thank You, Los Angeles" it said "Dear Los Angeles: You're Welcome"

[@Adrent120]

How is Enny’s call sign not Hot Sauce?

[@pawgpatrol]

Tim has the energy of a boss whose about to fire his whole staff

[@ryanstoyles7611]

I feel like he's disgusted when he looks across the table and sees this 40 year old woman who now looks 60 because of the make up she's wearing *shrugs* im just bitter and alone....all by myself.....like that one glob of whatever makeup element is hanging off that cruella lookin lady's eyelid