Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep.669 w/ Johnny Pemberton

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We got Johnny Pemberton entering the Mommydome with Tom Segura and blow up Christina P! Tom and Johnny trade early stand up stories, discuss Robert Deniro, and workout supplements! We talk about colitis, watch some horrible or hilarious clips, and an update on some cool guys! Tom teases about a fun project he filmed with Johnny, give some tax tips, and review some of their favorite shows on Netflix.
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[@brians7901]

I'm glad I can see Johnny performing in July now that it's August 17th

[@thewen]

nadav is getting shanked for this slip up

[@jasonwinterton9369]

Hot sauce is the best

[@terrythompson4099]

Word

[@shredmetalshred7395]

hahahah

[@walterpeck8187]

🤣gotta love the banked episodes

[@kneelanb1]

“This is the kind of guy you could practice magic tricks on” 😂 what a clean, sublime way of calling someone an idiot

[@MultiTravellingman]

Hoping my memory bank can save this for a time well suited.

[@jenjean84]

His timing was perfect!

[@ruthlessrog1]

"This is the kinda guy you could practice magic tricks on." I lost it 💀🤣

[@mjsudela]

I'm stealing it

[@taylorjohnson425]

Facts!!! He was sooo quick with that and it hit sooo hard!!!😂🤣

[@robertgrundel3503]

The fact that theres only a 2 year age difference between these 2 is hilarious

[@josef2012]

Seems medically impossible lol

[@marianavasquez2128]

Are you for real? Haha how

[@breettable]

Whaaaat

[@thenewbloodvii8360]

woah. I thought Johnny was like 15 lmao

[@anonliquid4853]

And he got his colon out lol

[@angiegonzalez52311]

I just screamed YESSSS when I saw that Pemberton is back, baby!

[@tengukaze9199]

i screamed yes when I saw that blow up doll

[@INEEDANEWACCOUNTNAME]

Creamed.

[@alexlee4812]

I said YESS, then looked saw this comment immediately after.

[@calebnorman4844]

I literally/audibly did the exact same thing 😂

[@megyskermike]

He's probably my favorite guest ^_^

[@SarahR5338]

Hahahaha "let's record this in July and promote Johnny's comedy shows in July and air it in August."

[@virginiac6550]

july 2021

[@ajaj6621]

Probably recorded it in June and banked it for July lol

[@SarahR5338]

@@virginiac6550 that's even worse.

[@eljefe68]

Gonna grab my time machine and catch Pemberton's shows in July! Very excited!

[@kikib8434]

My time machine's in the shop, can I join you? 😂😁

[@Evanlankford]

I saw him open for Duncan Trussel a few months ago. He was hilarious

[@wellsdavidj]

When Christina is out and she has an ad read you need to have an ad edit with the doll and it has Christina's voice.

[@variaxi935]

I second this notion

[@mgould777]

I wish they would do Christina's ad reads with the blow up doll!

[@veronicaingleby6986]

Omg yes! Voice-over of either her, or Tim impersonating her ahahah

[@krikeydial3430]

The machines are thin, the machines are thin... blah blah blah blah blah.. the machines are thin.

[@veronicaingleby6986]

@@krikeydial3430 😅

[@Craprat]

Just cut to Christine’s sister wife doll and have Tim read them

[@420StonedNinja420]

wish they would do every show with the blow up doll

[@goddamity]

Pemberton is a top tier guest!!!! Stoked for this one ✨

[@Uchoobdood]

Hella burly stoked

[@det.caribou7405]

👖

[@jasonwinterton9369]

Hot sauce is the best

[@storeheier93]

Have Johnny over more often!! He's a hoot and a half, and a real rascal!

[@TheJamesDyl]

🤓🤓

[@darrensanimalsreptilesfish30]

Knucklehead I tell ya

[@hweezittv]

Yeah then he wouldn't ruin the opening bit.

[@jurj97]

Johnny realizing he shouldn't have asked how old the girl is was incredible

[@josemadrid.1112]

Is the best start to an episode.

[@CS_Sardine]

When is that? I missed that part

[@experssion123]

@@CS_Sardine around 6:50

[@cracklecracklebaybay5612]

Tom was nice and bailed him out by turning it into a bit. 😆

[@kinuorthel8096]

But to be honest there's an infinity of difference between the girl being 17-0, no matter what the law says, if you know what I mean. Some of those people should be punished, some executed and some kept alive with science and tortured until the end of time.

[@meatloafTheman]

One of Christina’s best episodes!

[@jasonwinterton9369]

Hot sauce is the best

[@alexrush4140]

Christina really showed her comedic range this episode

[@videomarketingbeast3853]

No neuropathy either!

[@jamesbiering2589]

She looks like she might be falling off around the 35 minute mark tho lol

[@RetrospectWindow]

Four strokes

[@RetrospectWindow]

This is my foreplay for tonight's heavy segment

[@nachomansandyravage2346]

Samsies

[@jimlthor]

I'm so glad you said that. I had no idea there was a live tonight

[@gleb3841]

I’m ready

[@Raaandy]

Ah, man, I love it when Christina is right in the pocket for the whole episode. Great comedic spacing.

[@Ottophil]

Funnier than her whole netflix spesh

[@warspyder7406]

She's certainly at her best here

[@krikeydial3430]

@@Ottophil Save your hate for Gringo Papi.

[@edenzero8064]

Its beautiful

[@SL1cK_1]

Pemberton is a fuckin G. He makes me laugh hard as fuck. Even Tom's psycho laugh comes out when Johnny says something funny.

[@krunkkory1178]

He’s a monster! He sounds exactly like Eddie Gossling too

[@jasonwinterton9369]

Hot sauce is the best

[@logancade342]

Is Johnny Pemberton aging in reverse?

[@mattrance9297]

They didn't tell you?

[@likwidmagik]

I was thinking the same, jeans.

[@Rojomanzana438]

Lack of T?

[@Crosshatch1212]

I want to know who the phantom laugher is .He’s on Christine’s podcast aswell ,that bro is a happy jolly guy ,we want to know .

[@likwidmagik]

@@Crosshatch1212 That would be the great ginjew Nadav! As well as his fellow J accolyte Zolo!

[@funnybone107]

Johnny is the best, I constantly think of the first time he was on and Tom scarred him with the lathe video, “OH Jesus CHRIST TOM! Jesus Chriiiiist!”

[@whealler100]

You forgot the fucking lol

[@jurj97]

His face during that is forever burned into my memory

[@mrs.h2725]

Easily the best guest for Horrible or Hilarious

[@mannequinplayer]

"Oh fucking A Tom!"

[@faperito2389]

That is the look of pure, unfiltered horror. The funniest.

[@Gimpy2K5]

Can't wait to see Johnny in July!

[@scootsmcgoots894]

"Chicago, lot of honkies" Pemberton kills it.

[@michaelt.1161]

Johnny is the best guest … dude is one of the funniest comics out there, and I would trust him to take my daughter to Homecoming and be a gentlemen.

[@jasonwinterton9369]

Hot sauce is the best

[@snapdrag141]

Being a trustworthy gentleman is the only quality I look for in a comedian

[@noah-xl1gd]

one of the funniest comics out there? 🤣 you should watch more comedians.

[@Hjaelteomslag]

He would dawg her out.

[@christopherlavallee9836]

those are the ones ya gotta look out for

[@blakem000]

Pemberton is one of the best guests! Always happy to see him on!

[@christianduncan9581]

Theo Von. Bill Burr. Andrew Santino. Andrew Schultz. Bobby Lee. Andrew Tate. Bert. Gabriel Iglesias. Frankie quinones, Tim Dillon, Joey Diaz, Chris DeStefano. But yeah this unfunny guest was "one of the best guests". Unreal.

[@christianduncan9581]

Ian Edward's, David cross, Joe rogan. So many more. This episode sucked.

[@Ghostbustingjedi]

Johnny pemberton is my favorite guest. This dude always makes me lol!

[@malcolmrjmcleod]

I love the combo of Tom and Johnny. They just feel like such unexpected friends and Johnny always kills it when he's on YMH.

[@EmperorSeneca]

this

[@zeldasbiggestfan]

Johnny Pemberton is one of the best guests that comes on the show by far, he's so good! "That guy looks like you could practice magic trick on him" lolololol

[@MikeJones-iz1qq]

Holy shit everything was going wrong today until I realized that the best guest ever was on YMH. Pemby is the king above 18. Gotta get it goin bud!

[@michaelhosler8824]

He’s such an amazing guest and seems like a genuinely funny guy like he can have you dying laughing while y’all just hanging out

[@rs-lj4ie]

I’m glad Tom is on the kratom train, Johnny is the best and Christina was funnier than normal

[@edenzero8064]

Kratom is the best!

[@fomocosolow]

What's the website he's talking about getting it from? The quality of the capsules I'm getting is mid at best

[@TetraShot]

I got pumped when you announced Johnny's upcoming dates at the top of the show. And I love that they happened a month before this came out.

[@SicksPaths]

When he says “sometimes it’s just fun to watch people who are crazy.” And the camera pans to Christina

[@zachrodgers7783]

Tom is finally educated on Kratom, a whole 5 months after becoming addicted to it

[@MichaelWutsch]

It's sad that it's not a bit and he actually takes it

[@EmperorSeneca]

dude right

[@reyrey7516]

Once the Kratom dont work hes going right for the Fent-anal

[@kristiskinner8542]

🙄 y'all ppl calling folks "addicts" & "alcoholics" is fkn rediculous smh

[@joshquatch2170]

He's not addicted to it if he is only doing it 2 or 3 times a week, especially specifically for working out. Just because you and/or others have horrible self control does not mean everyone else does. He drinks with the same or less frequency than he uses Kratom and isn't an alcoholic like Bert either. People who drink energy drinks or multiple cups of coffee a day are addicts doing worse to their bodies then an occasional casual Kratom user.

[@brisasmith4137]

johnny always kills it on ymh, i need more of him. 😭

[@noneyabidniss4763]

I still can't get Johnny saying "OH, FUCKIN' A TOM!" out of my head when he was watching H or H

[@experssion123]

I wish they'd give johnny a permanent spot in the ymh family

[@veronicaingleby6986]

100%! Give Johnny his own show!!!! 👖❤️

[@christianduncan9581]

What a horrible idea. 💡

[@edenzero8064]

Replace Kristina

[@cb7pwn]

Johnny is THE ymh guest. Hes hilarious and a perfect fit. Always an instant tune in for this guy

[@perd6781]

Johnny Pemberton is so fucking hilarious! I must have seen all his appearances on YMH at least 10 times each

[@kookiemonster3261]

Johnny and the old set, Christina on point. Good times.

[@jasonwinterton9369]

Hot sauce is the best

[@sureshotfamily8451]

Best start to my day every Wednesday! Keep em high and tight

[@delaneysays]

I love Johnny so much, any episode with him is guaranteed to be hysterical

[@marissahaide5555]

Omg Tom finding out what kratom is during this episode was so funny

[@notagiantseaslug5523]

All the cuts to Tina during the interview had me rolling, good job booth boys!

[@AwesomenessHippopotamus]

I fucking love Johnny, every episode of his is pure gold.

[@Sergeant666]

Love that johnny was dancing along to the intro

[@obipwnshinobi134]

The random cuts to Christina got me dying. Booth boys on point. 🤣

[@erdnasiul87]

Pemberton's break downs are perfect 😂

[@presleyflowers1840]

Watching the booth boys continuously jam out to the theme song brought me joy today

[@drodge72]

"you ever have hot wings" lmfao 😂😅🤣

[@tattedcodementor1035]

"You shouldn't get it from a guy, you should get it from a guy, with a website" LOL

[@TheFrogEnjoyer]

Pemberton is one of the all time best guests

[@shoonger001]

He reminds me of Ant-Man and I'm not even mad about it.

[@JamesEvans2023]

Johnny is basically able to just naturally sound like Joe Pesci, that's sick.

[@dkarahtee5340]

It's Bruno Kirby, really.

[@richarddangles69]

14:55 Christine just dropping truth bombs as always. Love her input this week

[@littlerileyg]

I've been bingeing every Pembies episode these last few days, what a treat to have a new one pop up! Also as a tattoo artist I felt so seen by his take on white ink tattoos, thank you for your service Johnny

[@Mikehoncho7788]

Some of my favorite episodes are with Johnny Pemberton. This made my day!!!

[@ABN_TNKR]

Din’t get to watch Tim listen to Brent talk for an hour this week, so this is a treat.

[@stephenmier7277]

Johnny Pemberton is among a small handful of my favorite guests that have ever been on the podcast. Always hilarious, always likable.

[@barreraboys94]

I love how they keep putting the camera back on Christina with her mouth open in awe of what the men are saying and doesn’t say anything after to let the men speak. The podcast with Andrew Tate really helped her out!

[@snapees]

Pemberton straight explaining lactose intolerance when referring to him shitting like nuts whenever he has cream cheese.

[@deathbyjypsy]

Tommy saying “I have a secret” and staring sensually in the camera was nice and definitely enjoyable

[@koreo7318]

been binge watching these and he is by far my favourite guest, chemistry between them is hilarious 💯

[@tavog8150]

I just rewatched the older Jonny pemberton episodes! Yes thank you!

[@stevenjulia4730]

Tom I am sure you have researched but if you haven't, Kratom is an addictive drug in the Opioid family. It is an actual drug. In small doses it is a stimulant and in large doses it can be a pain killer. This is something you can become very addicted to. You have talked about it a few times. It really isn't great but seems you have learned this on this episode.

[@stuartbratby316]

Johnny Pemberton!! I havent even watched it yet and I know its a good episode... Bless you Oh Holy Fedsmoker 🙏

[@mattjames112]

"This is the kind of guy you can practice some magic tricks on." Hahaha I'm stealing that line.

[@LesPetitsBisous]

One of my all-time favorite YMH guests.

[@romanblasi9521]

The random zoom in on toms wife makes me laugh every time.

[@scottdreger7137]

I’ve never been the first like on a fresh podcast . Here’s to being a early morning mommy riser :) happy Wednesday

[@brandonhughes964]

@Heti Zuriti try it out

[@brandonhughes964]

@Heti Zuriti try it out

[@johnp91]

That’s where it spits

[@Jacob-cc8ix]

Wooooooooooweeeeeeeeee

[@shilohwehrmacht2947]

Same I thought it was the original Pemberton episode initially

[@doctorzogg]

Video starts in factory... Johnny's face- "NOT AGAIN"

[@griffinlawson1905]

Johnny is always the best guest I literally just re watched all the Johnny P episodes this weekend and thought to myself I hope they have him on again

[@kyleanderson6790]

I was just on Pemberton’s insta yesterday wishing that we would see him again on YMH

[@glenhoddinott3799]

I haven't even watched this one yet, but I'm fucking amped to see that Johnny's back

[@iamgribs]

The barbershop scene, oh my god, laughed so hard. I been trying to find it on yt for a little bit.

[@stevezee6286]

These two have the best chemistry.

[@nicksilver_music]

I've been so squeamish lately, I feel the pain I watch in my body, getting chills... YMH Live may kill me tonight

[@Crosshatch1212]

Here have this .flipped the bird at a guy in car ,leg torn off .half face helmet results in bike coming from behind and the handle bars hitting me straight in the face breaking my jaw removing most off my teeth .At hospital they picked out grass dirt teeth jaw bone .wide awake .wow .then after all that put me to sleep .lol hope you ain’t having dinner .

[@MN-ju4fu]

I love that Johnny tells the same surgery story ever time he’s on YMH. Good guest either way.

[@Quietshow]

I love their chemistry together. Like two gentle friends who want to make each other laugh.

[@Mid-AirMan]

There better be a machines within Tshirt coming lol

[@patar3323]

They could do a whole show showing johnny clips. Visceral reactions

[@Mr.PepeSilvia]

Johnny Pembs? Hell yeah, I hope my daddy let's me drink out of the pool today.

[@calebnorman4844]

“If you want, I could harass you.” 😂 He is the absolute best!

[@jeremydelaney1112]

Tom not knowing what Kratom is makes me so happy. This is something Bert would do, accidentally get addicted to a opiate like substance just for working out 🤣🤣🤣

[@jacbear6658]

Johnny looks like you a guy you’d randomly call johnny

[@noah-xl1gd]

*Edward

[@SaVVySoSSa]

Tommy Bunz And the Wayne the Garmage man 🤣🤣🤣

[@madelinem3147]

HES DOING HIS BLAH BLAHS lol

[@ShiestyNagoo]

So psyched when Johnny is on! Top 5 guest because he just gets the ymh vibe

[@yourdadsotherfamily3530]

I love how he’s wearing a Raytheon shirt LOL Edit: y’all should add in Pembertons vocals he added at the beginning to the intro track Edit edit: those ear pieces look like y’all have hearing damage LOL I get it’s better than over the ear headphones but lmaooo

[@andrewtregoning]

he sells them on his website lol

[@EtopiaCA]

Pemberton is the best YMH guest, I love when they bring this guy in.

[@Taink12]

"He's someone you could practice magic on" 🤣🤣

[@travisjulian878]

Pemberton: "I heard Chicago's a real Honky city...." I beg to differ, my friend! When someone say Chi Town, the word Honky NEVER pops into thier heads!

[@westonbfeatherin8741]

Nothing will top Pemberton's reaction to the lathe video "Jesus christ, TOM!!!!"

[@jasonwinterton9369]

Hot sauce is the best

[@whenimbored4825]

Johnny is a real funny dude. He and Tom have good chemistry.

[@jenjean84]

This episode was phenomenal 🥳 it was so good I’ve watched it twice, these 2 have an amazing vibe they play off each other effortlessly 😊 excited for this “secret project” Tom has under wraps

[@kenneday1285]

honestly the best Christina P episode ive ever seen.

[@potato2387]

I’ve been taking Kratom since 2015, it’s nice to see more people trying out the benefits.

[@jadenlife]

👍Good for you! Jesus, there's a bunch of judgemental squares in this comment section.

[@Crosshatch1212]

Always pay tax unless you become a multi millionaire or billionaire .

[@Yousuck00]

Pemberton’s impersonations are great.

[@richardmatherson9461]

Always love seeing Johnny Pemberton

[@nathanlee3233]

Can't wait for the live show tonight 👖 👖 the anticipation has me sweating like a black man

[@the_OG_OG]

Pemby!!! I wanna laugh, Jeans!!

[@ryanimpink13]

This guy was great. I haven't laughed out loud that many times during a podcast in a while. Proto was followed.

[@AmandaBurns14]

Johnny Pemberton on today's show and a new live tonight!! 🤗🤗 Best day ever!

[@CptWhit3y]

Johnny gotta a big ass IMDB resume. Dude has a look/voice for acting for sure.