no cuz why was that the first thing I thought when I read this title-
@katelynkugler21197 ай бұрын
So so true
@JiryuuZee7 ай бұрын
He's so high his canon counterpart has to be feeling it.
@honeysghostt7 ай бұрын
james: "i'm not sweet" also james: an absolute cutie patootie while baked out of his mind
@kaboom34877 ай бұрын
Alternate title: telepath boyfriend wants uppies
@ratboygirl7 ай бұрын
the way april fools week is our favs being sort-of opposite of canon, and james’ video is him actually being carefree and happy… poor canon 😭😭😭😭
@litl_kim7 ай бұрын
If you’re waiting for James to get to the point………
@sincerelyparand7 ай бұрын
lol in this universe, James neither has a point, nor is he getting to one anytime soon 💀
@miangairie7 ай бұрын
James' Partner: hungry for James James: hungry for food
@Alabaster12237 ай бұрын
This is giving geordi sleep aid and im exctatic Also im picturing "your telepath boyfriend... ate the wrong nerds rope | AU | Reverse Comfort [for a 6 hour panic attack] | Audio RP | [M4A]" and im giggling
@ksprdotexe7 ай бұрын
i was thinking about another universe where this turns into a very bad trip. (i understood this reference)
@FriendlyFaded80087 ай бұрын
please james becomes ted irl 😭😭😭
@Nyra_Dorka7 ай бұрын
The out-of nowhere "I'm hungry" took me tf out. Mood, my man. Go satisfy the munchies lmfao.
@Kay-X7 ай бұрын
I have such an unhealthy obsession for hearing the characters' thoughts.. It's the cutest thing 🥰
@ratboygirl7 ай бұрын
real!!
@Thanatos_grgr7 ай бұрын
Same here omg- 🥺✨️
@justapebbleinapond7 ай бұрын
Him making "whoosh" sounds for the water is so cute oml 😭🥺
@kilarthmac7 ай бұрын
Not the video starting out with him hacking his lungs out 😭😭😭😭 Also Litl Kim has the timestamps today so go check out her comment!!
@snm123337 ай бұрын
The universal 🍃 experience, hacking our lungs out lol
@dex_inkyunderscore7 ай бұрын
it’s the realest shit ever frfr
@ratboygirl7 ай бұрын
i could feel my lungs burning 😭 been there done that
@litl_kim7 ай бұрын
*Timestamps* Filling in for MAC 💖 0:01 - [door opens] _James already coughing his telepathic brains out lol_ 0:20 - *JAMES* - Look who it is. You got back home so fast. [cough] What? _What?_ What? That doesn’t- _joking with me._ You’re joking, it hasn’t been that long. _That long. How long? God this shit tastes gross._ What time is it? Oops. [snort laugh] Well. That’s longer than I thought. _Fuck, how long have I been going? Mmm. Laugh._ Why are you laughing? Are you laughing at me? _Oh shit._ Oh shit. *James apologizes for letting his telepathy spill out while* _carefree_ lol *something he sometimes has trouble stopping when he’s with them* 2:14 - *JAMES* - [chuckle] Because with you, it’s different. You feel... _home_. Sorry. You feel… you’re comfortable. You are… safe. And when I see you, I just umm… All the feelings, they float up…up to the top. And umm… they blend with the magic. *James says there’s a lot of feelings in magic, feelings equivalent to how he feels when he’s with them. Then, when adding an* “inhibition-lowering element” *to the mix* ... 5:49 - *JAMES* - My heart reaches out to yours. So my magic reaches out too. And my thoughts are part of the magic. So they end up coming out. And going in. Into your mind. Like…like… I forgot to turn off an intercom, or something. 6:58 - *JAMES* - Mmm. I know. I know you like hearing my thoughts. You’re sweet. Very sweet. Sweeter than you should be with me. Because I’m not sweet. [laughing] I’m not, not like you. I mean, I’m… it’s not like I’m bad or anything, I’m just… you’re on another level. You’re just so… earnest. You let yourself feel everything. *James monologues about feelings, magic, forgetting what he was talking about, back to feelings being over here, over there, getting through the day, etc and just how bad he is at all that sometimes* LOL 11:34 - *JAMES* - But _you_ ... you can. You do. You do all the time. All of it. And that’s really cool. You’re sweet. And I’m not. Cause sometimes I just can’t, but… I love you. I love you so much. Can I come hold you for a little bit? *James’ partner asks him to talk in their mind. He asks if they’re sure because it’s* “kind of a mess up here right now”. *He says that it’s gonna be hazy, but nice and slow.* 14:49 - [chuckle][binaural thrum start] Okay. _Okay._ Okay. _Hi, hello. Pardon our dust._ [chuckle] More like pardon our smoke. [hit][laugh] _Ow._ No, it didn’t actually hurt. _You never hurt. No hurt. Just good. Good feelings. Warm. Home._ *James explains how he’s feeling…really good, safe, less tight, slower and warmer. He continues…* 18:23 - *JAMES* - Water… _oh water._ [laugh] _[laugh]_ Sorry. _Sorry._ That’s just kinda how it feels. _Like water. Like gentle water._ Crashing in little waves. _Little little waves. Like a shelf in a pool. On your back on a shelf in a pool. Just a little water. Rippling._ Little waves. _Woosh. Woosh._ The thrumming. _The humming. The buzzing._ 20:03 - *JAMES* - Mmm. Water rippling on your sides. _Sun on your face. Not too bright, just warm. Warm soft light._ Little little waves. _Rippling. Lights dancing._ That’s what this feels like with you. See? _That’s what I mean. That’s what I mean. What you feel like. How you make me feel. What you let me feel._ *James continues to speak with beautiful imagery, reminiscent of his appearance during the Imperium* 22:31 - *JAMES* - _Floating. Floating higher._ Warm rippling water on my back. _Soft dappled light on my face._ Mmm. _Mmm. Warm and higher._ Higher. _Lifted. Up._ Up. _Up._ Warm and electric. _Static buzz. Buzz on my skin. Haze in my brain._ 25:18 - *JAMES* - _Up._ Up. _Up._ Up into the sunny clouds. Up. _Up._ Higher. _You make me higher._ You make me higher. _You take me higher._ Up. _Up._ Up. _Lifted. Weightless. Buzzing and warm and high._ That’s you. That’s what you feel like. _Easy. Warm. I can feel all the feelings with you. They’re not too much._ They’re lighter with you. _Everything’s lighter with you. Higher with you._ 27:51 - *JAMES* - _It's another world up here. Higher. Up higher._ Lifted. Held by the water. _Held by the sun. Held by the humming and the thrumming and the buzzing._ Held in the place where the feelings all feel like one. 28:29 - [kissing] *JAMES* - _Mmm. Mmm. Warm lips. You kissed me. Kissing me. And I’m kissing back. New electricity. A new sun. New heat. Little little bigger waves. Mmm._ 29:34 - *JAMES* - _I’m hungry_ [laugh, cough, laugh] Sorry. _Sorry. Sorry._ I didn’t mean to think that. I mean, I am. I am hungry. [laugh] But I kinda killed the vibe. _Good vibe. Good kiss. Warm. Higher._ Sorry. [kiss] _Warm lips. Buzzing. Up._ [laugh] Yeah. I love you. [kiss] _Very much. So much. I’m hungry._ [laugh] Okay. Let’s go get something. [chuckle] TRACKS 1. 0:25 2. 1:24 3. 4:13 4. 11:36 5. 16:42 6. 19:02 7. 23:21 8. 30:17
@ratboygirl7 ай бұрын
YIPPEE ‼️
@snm123337 ай бұрын
You did it! 🎉 It couldn't have been easy with how... hazy this video is lol 😆
@litl_kim7 ай бұрын
@@snm12333 you have no idea! 😂 I was tempted to just copy/paste it all with times in certain spots lol how do you summarize that?! then I saw 30+ minutes and freaked out…until I realized it’s only half that in actual transcript. he’s just talking at .5 speed haha! 💖tysm
@snails_for_hearts7 ай бұрын
Thank you for this! I've been having trouble with my hearing so this helps a lot!
@litl_kim7 ай бұрын
@@snails_for_hearts 💖
@justapebbleinapond7 ай бұрын
Stoned James makes me think of Guy and a smoked Guy sounds hilarious. I also think Asher would be very funny when high too
@AngelTheRedDevil7 ай бұрын
Asher would be HILARIOUS if he was high but sadly the grass don’t work for him… it would have to be smthing that can effect werewolves
@ratboygirl7 ай бұрын
WAIT JAMES REPEATING “higher… higher… up…” REFERENCING HIS “deeper… down… down… down…” FROM THE OTHER VIDEO?? erik you absolute genius
@hwllashlxn7 ай бұрын
Plus it also aligns with the fact that man is higher than the moon 😭🙏
@pidgeon60247 ай бұрын
Kinda funny also that the only two videos where he's been happy with his partner have been AUs
@mel-wf4ro7 ай бұрын
What video pls? I don’t remember, Thanks :)
@ratboygirl7 ай бұрын
@@mel-wf4ro reunited and hypnotised by your childhood friend. it’s a bit intense so read the trigger warnings :)
@ysabellabee7 ай бұрын
@@ratboygirlI’m sorry-that was James???? Do I not know who James is??? Have I never followed a plot ever before in my life????¿??
@remin_a7 ай бұрын
the first i hear of this man (albeit an alternate version) after 6 months is him being giggly and zooted out of his fucking mind😭😭😭 love him tbh
@sincerelyparand7 ай бұрын
respectfully, affectionately, with as much love as humanly possible: _what is he talking about???_ 💀
@alec24827 ай бұрын
I'm not native English speaker, AND I DO NOT HAVE AN IDEA WHAT IS THIS MAN THINKING OR TALKING ABT
@IshtarChase7 ай бұрын
Homie I don’t even think he knows what hes on about 🤣🤣🤣
@technicolordreamer7 ай бұрын
I guess this James does not have a point. Imagine if Canon James and this James met face to face. I don't know if Canon James would have the patience to deal with AU James.
@glitter13367 ай бұрын
bro i had a devils gummy bear an hour before this posted im like 🤝 with james rn forreal LMAO ALSO im obsessed with the parallel with the imp!james audio but its up up up instead of down down down
@gaslightgatekeepgirlboss13657 ай бұрын
he is ZOOTED 💀
@RoguesGallery-co7ic7 ай бұрын
Cuddling "in da couch" with your telepath boyfriend... This was a super relaxing one. I'm loving this role reversal series!
@pidgeon60247 ай бұрын
Telepathic second hand 🍃.. what a concept Update: i just had the best nap ever LMAO
@sistersamich20757 ай бұрын
This is a direct callback to the video where I think Cataclysm!James, did his hypnosis witchy woo woo stuff and kept repeating “down down down”
@DeadIn_ADitch2 ай бұрын
"witchy woo woo" 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
@DeadIn_ADitch2 ай бұрын
Got me rolling in the ground tryna catch my breath frr😂
@CR1SPY_7 ай бұрын
THE CAPTION FUCK LMAO
@milkisthealmond7 ай бұрын
what does he mean he’s not sweet?? this was so cute i love him 😭
@remin_a7 ай бұрын
canon james would be so flabbergasted seeing this au version of him
@CrystalMermaid67 ай бұрын
Complements and thoughts about kissing, right into I’m hungry lol and he does it twice looks like we should feed him then get back to making out lol
@WeirdZara7 ай бұрын
I felt something in my stomach with the way he was thinking while kissing the listener😭 But it was quite interesting hearing our telepathic boyfriends thoughts
@Vanessab1447 ай бұрын
You could say we’re taking his breath away …for sure 👀
@TankWithTheAngst7 ай бұрын
Yall look at the fucking description….😭🤣 gotta love it Erik, gotta love it Edit: HOW MUCH DID HE FUCKING SMOKE!? He’s fucking dying😭
@pidgeon60247 ай бұрын
Lmao i feel so bad for canon James
@thesixsouls26877 ай бұрын
It took me a good while to finally realize he was baked 😭
@TepidJudas7 ай бұрын
This is one of the best things I've ever listened to while high holy shit dude- I need this man like I need another hit
@Alex-co3jk7 ай бұрын
STOP HIM DYING IN THE BEGINNING 😭😭
@AngelTheRedDevil7 ай бұрын
Ok but why is stoner James so cute and sweet… like dude you are talented Erik. Also James canon version v cute and sweet too stoner James is just hilarious I’m cackling
@Tia_Burns7 ай бұрын
No because now we need Stoner boy audios 😭😭
@UNKNOWN_FJ6797 ай бұрын
i thought he was sick at first then realized this dude took a buff of that magical shit that makes you go high
@andipickrell7 ай бұрын
i need actual character like this because i am him and he is me fr
@fluffsoo7 ай бұрын
happy 4/20 to fooliverse james, i hope you're out there riding high today
@Alex-w2c4 ай бұрын
I watched this well high and it tripped me out
@dex_inkyunderscore7 ай бұрын
this is the wildest notification to click on after being inactive here for like 5 months but i am not complaining hes a true stoner at heart just like me amen
@sillychurl237 ай бұрын
You and your beautiful brain, thank you for this Erik! This audio shall feed the people for the next year until they start missing these two again XD Definitely couldn't imagine how James' character would be in this role reversal AU and being this carefree is far from being the last one I could think of him being. Carefree James is 100x more silly than his counterpart in the canon line
@AngelTheRedDevil7 ай бұрын
He is absolutely stoned outta his mind and it’s so cute. Like omggggggg cutie
@kiivies7 ай бұрын
i got so excited thinking about james being a stoner on the down low but i forgot this was non canon 💔
@pidgeon60247 ай бұрын
I love this so much actually pls i hope this can be their future together bc hes such a cutie patootie even if he's soaring through the clouds atm
@Brokenalice7 ай бұрын
James & Gavin are my absolute favorites! I feel blessed with these last two videos. Loving this Fool's-verse series!
@pidgeon60247 ай бұрын
Oh man... youtube did that thing it likes to do when people are having too much fun didnt it
@zhy75257 ай бұрын
13:24 James: I'm pretty f**ked up. I can relate 😅
@TankWithTheAngst7 ай бұрын
Oop! He’s not our Telepath Husband in this universe!
@FrenchieSounds7 ай бұрын
I don’t know if this James could handle the planning necessary to carry out a proposal 😂
@Alabaster12237 ай бұрын
No lingering fear of untimely demise to speed things up. They're taking their time, maaaaaan.
@TankWithTheAngst7 ай бұрын
@@FrenchieSoundshe’d probably forget that he proposed😭
@FrenchieSounds7 ай бұрын
@@Alabaster1223 “The end of the world is just a construct. Woah. Am I the first person who ever thought of that?” -HazyJames Probably 😅
@sistersamich20757 ай бұрын
ALRIGHT WHAT THE FUCK 😭
@Lunar_onpawz7 ай бұрын
"feeling good" "carefree" c'mon Erik you now damn well James is higher than the fuckin moon🤣 ALSOO if ur gonna do a few more chracters in this AU, David. Just david i think we all know we wanna see a subby Davey just a suggestion but i know you know people go absolutely feral if they got the slightest *crumb* of a subby David
@SophieS9577 ай бұрын
omg, that would be hilarious! (also, i don't know if you recognize my username/pfp or not)
@Lunar_onpawz7 ай бұрын
@@SophieS957 No I don't I'm sorry 🙆🏻♀️
@SophieS9577 ай бұрын
@@Lunar_onpawz i was asking you about your favorite RedactedAudio character on the latest Alphonse video from YurriVoice
@Lunar_onpawz7 ай бұрын
@@SophieS957 ooohh ok sometimes I have a lil trouble remembering stuff like that, well yeah I kinda wanna see my idea in my comment because I honestly imagine Angel is like the obedient sub in bed😏 because.... we've met David🙆🏻♀️
@vikibug76107 ай бұрын
I’m so happy that this is just complete alternate universe shenanigans
@heartpalette7 ай бұрын
Im going to relisten to this....with some "gummies" 😅
@Gemmyrose7 ай бұрын
You left out the 's' in "squarely" but I'll let it slide since I appreciate the amusing narrative 😁
@scp05-redacted425 ай бұрын
"Like I forgot to turn off an intercom or something" Me: Well, I like hearing your thoughts "I know you like hearing my thoughts" Wtf, how did you-
@Annah_Bannah7 ай бұрын
James is officially my spirit animal
@Allegory_of_Wolves7 ай бұрын
Why, oh why, do I now remember this song from my childhood... "Puff, the Magic Dragon". 😅Not sure, they should have sung it to us in *school*, but perhaps nobody really understood what it was about. 😆 I 💚this video and this fuzzy, floating, hazy James! 💚And everytime we get an audio with these wonderful binaureal sound-effects, I'm SO glad I invested in new headphones back when I found this channel last year. That alone can get a person high, I swear!
@crispanel86397 ай бұрын
❤❤can't wait to see what you come out with next
@Abby___Goth7 ай бұрын
If this guy still has the same role as og James, this AU is doomed. Keh'Vyn's gonna lay waste to all landborns
@kittydonut51087 ай бұрын
Imagine him being that level of genius…while this high💀💀💀
@kateo28267 ай бұрын
How fitting I was baking pizza 🍕 while I listened to this as as soon as it ended the buzzer went off…lol feed that man some pizzer
@adelaearendas9127 ай бұрын
Now I’m wondering if this what I sound like when I’m in space. Cause what is bro YAPPIN about
@vitaminvamp7 ай бұрын
The way I literally died trying to read the caption 😔
@madamsmols43597 ай бұрын
This AU is putting me into fight or flight mode 😅
@FrenchieSounds7 ай бұрын
this goes on the permanent rotation ✨
@bsommervold7 ай бұрын
I’m absolutely terrified of the potential other world David and Asher
@ColeTyler1007 ай бұрын
This was very entertaining to listen to. Also makes me VERY curious what some of the other characters are like when/if they ever get high and if any of the "non-human" supernaturals are even capable of getting stoned.
@Bekstasy7 ай бұрын
im tryna be baked like him tbh LMFAO
@Kate_Bighaven7 ай бұрын
This one honestly makes me smile, because one of my online nicknames is Haze, so Erik saying Hazy brings me comfort
@bunnygirlsauce94482 ай бұрын
Home boy is Zooted☠️
@gisellebmartinez73897 ай бұрын
Hear me out…caelum as a sadist demon or just him in general I miss my baby
@empressarcana7 ай бұрын
I know it might sound silly but I wanted to take my time to process the vulnerability of this audio. Or maybe, I just felt really vulnerable listening to it, maybe both. Sure, today is 4/20 and something told me I’ve taken enough time to process, the date aside. My heart, I am feeling so many things that I’m not sure I can properly put into words, but I will always do my best. I’ve always wanted to share this experience with someone I love deeply. I’m always so anxious, hardly able to keep everything I feel inside myself, everything I think, too. But, I resonate with this feeling of home, of safety, of knowing I will be okay to be this vulnerable. That means so much to me. I understand about the magic, the emotions, feeling them reach the top, wanting to spill everywhere, but also feeling there has to be a time and place for it. I sometimes do wish I didn’t feel everything so intensely, but I’m learning to accept these parts of myself better. Oh, James, my heart reaches out to yours as well. I love to feel your magic reaching out to me, thoughts, everything. Even though you don’t feel like you’re sweet, I feel you taking the time to say these things, share this experience with me, is very sweet. I love you so much, too. I appreciate you. I’m so grateful to have you in my life, to be able to experience these feelings, to experience all sorts of different things with. Even if sometimes you can’t that will never make me love you any less. Yes, please hold me. I’m here, I’m not going anywhere. It feels good to fly high with you, being held by you, too. The wooshing made me giggle, it was fun to listen to. I dunno why I felt like sharing that. It makes me so happy that you can feel all the feelings with me. I want you to always feel safe, home, comfortable. I always feel good with you, feel all these things with you. Kissing you, taking you in, and feeling it all over me, feels good. I love you so much, with all of me, always all of me. Yeah, I’m hungry, too. Even with all these words, I don’t believe they fully embody everything I felt in this audio, but thank you for everything you do, Erik, always.
@mydeartulip7 ай бұрын
poor dude is gonna have the crash of his life
@sakuu85527 ай бұрын
It’s amazing how he could say so much yet so little at the same time 😂
@mela.ncholy.kaleidoscope2357 ай бұрын
Me and James would totally get along
@angelcactus28975 ай бұрын
Hes quite ,,, blunt,,,, with his feelings,,,
@PrettyIntrovert_97 ай бұрын
Whats it like for us when James is stressed, do we become overwhelmed & overstimulated while we hear his thoughts? Constant voices playing everywhere uncontrollably I’m guessing
@gingerneutral_audios7 ай бұрын
"Carefree" doesn't seem quite accurate. ore like "low-energy" or "high off his shits," but he seems to have a lot of self-doubt
@gingerneutral_audios7 ай бұрын
he's pretty much the exact opposite in this compared to his imperium audio, right down to the specific imagery
@lexxykiaria74127 ай бұрын
I literally just checked to see if it was posted …. Swiped off youtube just to get the notification 😅
@_ma.luyzsk7 ай бұрын
Perdi todos os meus neurônios tentando traduzir a legenda kkkkk
@islandgayneery7 ай бұрын
perfect for me to get baked and fall asleep to 😂 💛
@Razzyhammond7 ай бұрын
so will this happen every april fools cuz if so YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
@iminyourfloors7 ай бұрын
what if i pretended that this was set in the prime universe. what are you going to do to stop me /lh
@Lynnst4rrs7 ай бұрын
oh hes fuckin cooked😭
@huntercharleston58127 ай бұрын
I see the polywater infection is spreading nicely (idk I haven't seen the original series yet)
@victoriaruiz13287 ай бұрын
It’s giving Kody 18:32
@Ellie-ol9eb7 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@alec24827 ай бұрын
Bruh is HIGH
@mizzlexi9097 ай бұрын
I CLICKED AN HOUR LATE‼️‼️‼️‼️⚡⚡⚡
@its_many_73917 ай бұрын
does James have a playlist? I found his audio once but I didn't find the playlist😭
@litl_kim7 ай бұрын
He’s in the Project Meridian playlist 😊
@its_many_73917 ай бұрын
@@litl_kim tysm❤️
@Skipet_7 ай бұрын
HE SOUNDS LIKE HUXLEY.
@ishouldreallychangemyname9487 ай бұрын
omg yall its my dad edit: my dad is a druggie not my boyfriend i fear that wasnt clear
@Razzyhammond7 ай бұрын
ALSO CROSSOVER PLEASE
@sparklepugtea7 ай бұрын
Man where’s the zaza stash …cause can I have some? Lmao
@CrystalMermaid67 ай бұрын
❤
@calxnoafive75897 ай бұрын
this is random but do you think youll ever bring back that one vampire character with the friend that almost died for them as they tried to turn them soon after they were turned?"
@R3NG0KUS1MP7 ай бұрын
Is redacted alright? Like Milo’s April fooliverse was supposed to come out two days ago? I don’t wanna sound pushy I just want to make sure everything is alright. Redacted isn’t one to miss a deadline.
@litl_kim7 ай бұрын
He had some issues with KZbin. They demonetized the channel, so he was a bit busy making sure the channel was ok. He posted Milo’s EA late last night, so he should be here soon 😊
@TepidJudas7 ай бұрын
At 25:57, there's a notification sound in the background.
@strcrps7 ай бұрын
ME ASF
@AnnikaStabenow7 ай бұрын
Are any of his audios on Amazon music?
@Ash0-07 ай бұрын
Wait inst the listener the robot
@sillychurl237 ай бұрын
nope! the robot from project meridian is a different character, the listener for this one is the same person as james' partner in the canon line
@Ash0-07 ай бұрын
Ooo ok
@RedEYEReed7 ай бұрын
Isn't James our husband? It might be different in this au but was anyone else confused??